>> very good evening to you. you're live with gb news. i'm sam francis. a look at the headunes sam francis. a look at the headlines at 11:00 and in enfield police have retrieved what appear to be two hard drives and bags of documents from a house connected to their ongoing triple murder investigation. 61 year old carol hunt and her two daughters, 25 year old louise and hannah, who's 28, were attacked at their home in bushey, hertfordshire. police say the main suspect, karl clifford, is in a serious condition in hospital and is yet to speak with officers . a taxi

to speak with officers. a taxi has been seized as part of another urgent manhunt after two suitcases containing human remains were left on bristol's clifton suspension bridge. police say it's their immediate priority to trace their main suspect and have released a description of someone seen on cctv on the bridge last night. that suspect, believed to be a man, travelled to the bridge via taxi and dropped off the luggage . taxi and dropped off the luggage. though there's been no detail so far about potential victims or a possible motive , the government possible motive, the government is expected to announce plans to alleviate the intense pressure labour say on prisons tomorrow. sir keir starmer is proposing to free inmates after serving just 40% of their sentences. it comes after he said he was shocked at the levels of overcrowding in prisons, admitting it's worse than he first thought in the us , than he first thought in the us, joe biden is due to hold a rare news conference in about an hours news conference in about an hour's time, as the us president

is attempting to calm doubts about his age and his ability to win the race to the white house, political commentators say it's the kind of event he needs to pull off if he's to hold to on support. after a shaky debate performance against his rival donald trump yesterday, he lost the backing of another hollywood actor, george clooney. but after meeting joe biden at the nato summit this week, sir keir starmer says he thinks the president's on top form. >> he was on good form and we covered four more years. >> no problem. >> no problem. >> well, look, he was on very good form and i was very pleased to have that opportunity to discuss these issues with him. and not least this , question of and not least this, question of our special relationship, which is very important to him, very important to me, and very important to me, and very important to me, and very important to our two countries. >> well, ahead of that highly anticipated news conference with the president later tonight, joe biden has been speaking in the last few minutes at that nato summit about support for ukraine. however, he has been heard mistakenly referring to ukrainian president volodymyr zelenskyy as president putin

before correcting himself. have a listen. >> ukraine will prevail in this war and we'll stand with them every single step of the way. that's what the compact says loudly and clearly. and now i want to hand it over to the president of ukraine, who has as much courage as he has determination . ladies and determination. ladies and gentlemen, president putin, president putin, you got beat. president putin, you got beat. president putin, you got beat. president putin, president zelenskyy, i'm so focused on beating putin, we got to worry about it here. >> swimmers are being advised against using an edinburgh beach due to the potential risk to human health. that's from bacteria found in the water. the scottish environment protection agency is warning people shouldn't swim or paddle at portobello beach. the council and scottish water are now investigating the findings from routine water samples , and that routine water samples, and that comes as water companies in england and wales say the planned bill rises won't be enough to tackle sewage spills. the regulator , ofwat, has

the regulator, ofwat, has approved annual average increases of £19 per household, but that's a third less than water firms had requested . and water firms had requested. and finally, before we hand back to or over to headliners, the prime minister has called england's progress to the finals of euro 2024 fantastic, but he won't commit to giving us a bank houday commit to giving us a bank holiday if they win. sir keir starmer didn't get to see the winning goal in last night's match against the netherlands because he was in meetings in washington . gareth southgate's washington. gareth southgate's squad will now face spain on sunday with the hope of being crowned european champions. and despite the prime minister's hesitance, these england fans in nottingham say the whole country deserves a break 100. >> we need a bank holiday for the first time since 1966, but we could be bringing it home. what more better reason to get a bank holiday than that? >> we haven't had much to celebrate recently as a country, so yeah, i think it's a great excuse for a celebration. and, yeah. so it all comes together and celebrate our football team. >> i think it's absolutely necessary. i mean, why shouldn't we? winning a tournament like

the euros comes once every blue moon? well, never in my lifetime. never in anyone's lifetime. never in anyone's lifetime. so why not give the pubuc lifetime. so why not give the public a day off? you know we deserve it. >> those are your latest gb news headlines. for now, i'm sam francis. more from 930 tomorrow morning from the newsroom. for now, though, it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone , sign up to news smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com >> forward slash alerts . >> forward slash alerts. >> forward slash alerts. >> thank you sam. hello and welcome to headliners your non—stop chop shop for tomorrow's newspapers with three top ish comedians. >> i'm josh howie tonight . >> i'm josh howie tonight. booking errors are kerry marx and louis schaefer. booking errors are kerry marx and louis schaefer . ouch. and louis schaefer. ouch. >> you're the one. you're the one who makes the bookings. now. >> that's what i'm. >> that's what i'm. >> everything's your fault. >> everything's your fault. >> but i think, louis, you know, we'll talk about later why the

three of us should never be together. really this is too much overrepresentation. >> well, i can see why we should be together. >> oh, you should be. but me adding is too much. too many men, you mean. yeah. yes, exactly. and, kerry's just informed us before we came on air that you've got covid. >> i don't know. all i know is someone around me had. and i'm just now bursting into. >> i'm shvitzing. i am. yes yes. >> i'm shvitzing. i am. yes yes. >> so we all have it now. >> so we all have it now. >> that's great. thank you so much. >> catch it through the tv, apparently. >> oh, okay. great. well, we'll talk more about that later. right. we have a quick look. first of all, at friday's front pages, the daily mail labour accused of scare tactics over full jails. telegraph violent prisoners will be freed early. the guardian water bill rises show contempt for customers. the times prisoners to be freed after 40% of sentence the i. starmer faces mutiny on child benefit from labour backbenchers. the financial times sterling surges as gdp data buoys labour growth agenda and those we are front pages .

and those we are front pages. carrie let's kick off with the daily mail. >> let's do that , and the daily >> let's do that, and the daily mail is kicking off with the story that labour is accused of scare tactics over for jails, what's happening is that labour are planning to release 20,000 inmates, which is not a few. thatis inmates, which is not a few. that is quite a lot of inmates actually. and, and the tory government are saying that it's totally unnecessary. there's more room for prisoners. and then there's officials who are saying that if they feel their prisons any more, the prisoners will start running amok, which i've never seen prisoners run amok . but that could be fun. but amok. but that could be fun. but i would have thought the other way around. surely the more fool the prisons get, the less room there is to run amok, so that might slow them down a little bit, prisoners can't actually vote, but i imagine the ones who were charged and waiting for sentence all voted labour in the hope that they would. they would get out. >> yeah, but this thing louis, it was actually this has already plans were put in place under a tory government. this was this

was already in the pipeline. so this isn't down to labour suddenly going this, this is issues that have been brewing for years, right. yeah >> so why are they making why is everybody making a big stink about this? prisons don't work. we know that. so yeah. you went to prison. yeah. so 40 or 40. and don't google me on prison. louis schaefer in prison. i don't know why i said that, because i've never been to prison. why are you trying to undercut my authority? >> no no no no, not under your nom de plume career. >> i've never been to prison. >> i've never been to prison. >> not under the name louis schaefer. >> well, i mean, there's many spellings. no, but the truth is, you're right about it, because prison doesn't quite work . okay? prison doesn't quite work. okay? for you, for anybody, for anybody really . anybody really. >> but it does work for somebody. and so 40% of a prison sentence is still better than. and getting more people into prison are better than what the hell they're talking about. >> it works for victims. >> it works for victims. >> victims don't have people who hurt them around. so it works for them. >> what i don't get is they're saying that this is going to sort of lead to a collapse in law and order by not having the

prisons full and not being able to put new prisoners in, but surely taking a bunch of prisoners out and put criminals on the street, surely that's going to create a bit of law. >> you know, i just i gave you i gave you the answer. the answer? oh, you already thank you, i did. i gave you gave you an answer which is it doesn't matter because the fact is they're going to take 20,000 prisoners out. they're going to put 20,000 people in who might not have had a chance to go into prison. they might have been like sort of rubber stamp. whatever they do, they say it sounds like demolition man, you know, where they all get out and they're not used to having all these prisoners on the street. >> i don't, i don't you're not familiar with that reference? no. okay, fine. what other cinematic things i would have thought that a lot of prisoners would actually want to stay in prison. some of the videos i've been watching online recently of prisoners being imprisoned, they'd be getting up to a prison swap where one of them goes to your house and you go in prison while someone's getting luckier in prison, right. let's move on to the telegraph. louis. >> telegraph. this is good news happening. biden aides working on plan to convince president to stand down because the president, a president's an

idiot. i think we just saw him say, did did did we not hear him say, did did did we not hear him say, i couldn't believe what we just hear that or not? >> i wasn't sure. >> i wasn't sure. >> it seemed to be coming down with covid, so maybe i'm completely nuts, but you both heard it as well, didn't you? i heard it as well, didn't you? i heard it as well, didn't you? i heard it seemed like he said putin instead of zelenskyy. >> so he's introducing i'm going to let zelenskyy say something. he's, he's he's the hoodlum who's working in, yeah. well he is it from what i hear. i've heard about it. he's a hoodlum and he's working in the ukraine. and so he introduces zelenskyy and instead of saying president zelenskyy, he said, president putin. it's not a good look, is it? no, it isn't a good look. >> well, no, he certainly has. all eyes are on him and everybody says and we've got this, press conference in an houn this, press conference in an hour, and this seems to be a bit of a make or break situation, but if that's how he's leading into the press conference. yes. and i watched it. just watching that little clip there. i was like, okay, he looks about 20% better than we saw. we might have misheard it. we were partly talking and partly watching. i know it seemed like he messed up. i think i think what's going on with biden at the moment is

he's he reminds me of every, you know, granddad who's refusing to go into the home, you know. >> that's right. no, no, i'm not ready yet. and it's like everyone else can see it except him. >> we just want the inheritance. >> we just want the inheritance. >> well, yeah, exactly. i think biden could work. you know, as president, if the rest of the world all pick leaders who are incoherent. yeah, they can they can all mumble gibberish together. >> and you know what? they don't speak. they don't speak the same language. so how do they know that biden isn't is an idiot? they don't know. the problem with joe biden is, is he is he? he was chosen because he was an idiot. that's why they chose him, because they didn't want to, corbyn, jeremy corbyn to be president. oh, i meant the other quy- president. oh, i meant the other guy. very good, very good. they didn't want they didn't want the. who's the guy from vermont? what's his name? the other guy. the other guy they didn't want. yeah, they didn't want him. they wanted someone who would who would obey. but the fact is, once you become president, you're the boss of your own world. the only person who you've got to listen to is your wife. >> so what? so. so. kerry, i know you're sort of wiping your sweat away there. but what do you think won't be alive? what

do you think of the chance? well, let's speak of someone who. this is bravery with medical experience. george clooney has called for joe medical experience. george clooney has called forjoe biden clooney has called for joe biden to go. >> yes, and michael moore and not michael moore. yes, michael moore has. and i think some other celebrities, let's see if we've got any other mentions here. i don't know. >> we've got everybody just say everybody. >> hawaii congressman and so on. everyone is basically saying, but then there's also, you know, there's been people it's been up and down, isn't it? people standing up for him saying, no, he's still got it. but he clearly hasn't. >> yeah obviously not. right. what's the guardian gone with kerry, >> guardian is giving us that. the water bill rises, are going to be horrifying, and suggest that they're showing contempt for customers, water is getting very expensive. you can't just turn on a tap and get water. actually, i saw this recently. i saw a thames water van pulled up just alongside my house, and four workers got out and they were all carrying bottles of evian. that's not a good look, is it? >> that's not. that's not using their own product, >> so they're looking at average

rise to bills of £144, but it's going to be i think they're looking about to cap it at £94 yeah >>a yeah >> a year, yeah >> a year, a year or for the over the five years, because i didn't understand that myself. it says households face and yes, parts of the country are facing different hikes. >> so £183 for southern water customers and 107 for yorkshire water, 191 for i think that's thames water, with the average bill today at four, it's now £448, which, you know, back in the past, you could have had your own water park for that. yeah. nowadays you can just get a little bit out of the tap. so, yes, it's going up and up and, you know, they're trying to pauseit you know, they're trying to pause it a little, i guess. >> well, lewis, i mean, i know you don't believe in water. he probably doesn't. >> i that is absolutely true. water is dehydrated. >> but the accusation goes here that they're double dipping. they we paid them. yeah yeah, we gave them the to money fill this service that they were meant to use to invest in it. and so now

they spent those billions and gave them to shareholders, gave them to big bonuses, and now they're coming back. oh, we're running out of money. and now you need to put up prices because you guys will have to pay because you guys will have to pay for this thing. we already paid for it. >> i know the whole thing sounds very, very weird to me. i think people use too much water to begin with, and i think if they stop, maybe we should stop using i basically i've stopped washing my hair. i don't brush my teeth anymore. i don't, i don't i mean, there's so many things i don't do which uses wateh mean, there's so many things i don't do which uses water. you don't do which uses water. you do not need, you do not need to use water. >> and carry. one final word on this. nationalisation. renationalise. >> should we nationalise it? >> should we nationalise it? >> yeah. what do you think? >> yeah. what do you think? >> i have very mixed feelings on nationalisation, i think. yes, maybe. >> well, that's. well, is that very helpful? no no no. maybe. yes, maybe. >> maybe it's the best i can give you something. nationalism, nationalisation works on some things. i think sometimes competitiveness work. competitor making things competitive works if it's well set up. i don't think it worked. for instance, with the train companies. i

think it made. >> well, the problem is that it's a limited resource. >> yes, totally. >> yes, totally. >> can we zoom in on, on his chest? let's not, let's not. i'm just. i'm just i'm just tripping. >> i'm, like tripping. >> i'm, like tripping. >> you look at his chest. i'm, like, dying, am i what he said? >> no, i don't, because you make some serious, serious. >> fine. >> fine. >> i'm being brave. >> i'm being brave. >> i'm being brave. >> i thought you're fine through. but you have just given us a disease, so thank you so much for that. thank you, there's finally. catch it through your teeth. finish this, with the times, lewis, >> the times of the things that's noteworthy. besides obama, when i called him a years ago, president obama's puppet, which is. >> which is a great save. yeah. you just called joe biden obama. and you've just pulled that out of your. >> yeah. well, i had i hadn't. right. what do you think i've been planning this thing. no, no. is that they the fa which is the football association wants gareth southgate to stay for the world cup because his contract is out and he's wanted game empirically. or two games he won miraculously and all the games. >> so far, well every game he's woi'i. >> won. >> the fact is the fact is

gareth southgate is the is i mean bring back sam allardyce i love that guy okay well this is what i don't i'm not massively into football but everybody's been complaining about all i've heard. >> and my kids are going oh my god southgate is just terrible. i'm going we're in the final. yeah. he did something right. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. >> after eight years of nothing he might done, it might been every other manager of every other team has done something wrong though. okay. right so he might not have done anything right i don't know, i've heard the same as, you know, interest in football at all. i will watch the final. i feel like, you know. yeah that's the big one. but you know what? i have no interest. >> i'm going to be here. >> i'm going to be here. >> i'm going to be here. >> i might be dead by then, actually. >> yeah, you might be, because you're a horrible eateh and you never listen to me about what you need to do with your food. lovely. here we go. the fact is, the fact is, sunday night, were we going to be here? >> let's go to a break and. no, he needs some more medical advice. >> he needs to listen to schafer. look at how great look. >> okay, let's the medical staff here, that's a front

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welcome back to headliners. i'm josh howie joined by the rest of the marx brothers. kerry and groucho. kerry, let's go to friday's mail first. and joe biden has a new carer. biden has a new careh >> has he? >> has he? >> no , it was a joke. oh, okay. >> no, it was a joke. oh, okay. >> no, it was a joke. oh, okay. >> are we on this story? >> are we on this story? >> joe biden meets keir starmer. >> joe biden meets keir starmer. >> you're right. we are. i'm looking at something. i'm just not here. i'm not really here. >> no, no no, no, i'm just pretending. please come to all of my gigs. >> i remember coming in. >> i remember coming in. >> that was a joke. yeah >> that was a joke. yeah >> i wasn't listening at all. so. >> okay, so let's talk about that then, shall we? which is the story. don't worry. i'm so on top of joe biden urges. i'm so on top of. i'm so on top of things. you've got no idea, it just doesn't look like i am. i'm sort of being biden. yes. talking about so yes, this is keir starmer has gone over to

america on his big tour to show that he's the new leader and has met with joe biden and, joe biden has told him that he needs to get closer with europe, for the to what he described as a transatlantic not. i'm going to read you his exact words. he said, at the start of the meeting, the president said , i meeting, the president said, i kind of see you guys as the knot tying the transatlantic. i think he means not in the same way as you used to tie a knot in a handkerchief in the past to remind you something exists. so he forgets about europe. you know, he's, like going, we need we need the uk to remind us of europe. and then he goes to on say, the closer you are with europe, we know where you are. you know where we are. which sounds very ominous. and it's a bit like saying, i think you need to stay friends with louis. so i remember he exists. yes. and then if louis exists, then he knows where he is. and you know where i am. >> it's very confusing, but. but it feels to me also like he's saying that we're like america's wingman and they're trying to get into europe's pants, and we're like, the loser friend. is

that what's going on? that's what it feels to me like. we're the middle man and he's trying to get into parts of europe. he's talking about getting into europe. >> i wasn't seeing that at all. i was seeing that there's a team europe, which britain hadn't been a big part of. and joe biden is the head of team europe. in a way, this global elitist thing, that team europe, is that i forgot what it is and that and that that he's trying to say we all have to be team europe. but at the same time, the guy's lost it. he's about to be kicked out of office. nothing he says has any value whatsoever . he says has any value whatsoever. >> so, so, but it's also a chance for them both to keep saying the word special relationship, which, of course, the special relationship is an agreement that we'll all keep saying the word special relationship . relationship. >> it's not a special. there's no agreement that says special arrangement . arrangement. >> that is the agreement. >> that is the agreement. >> special. we have a special relationship to say special. yeah. >> what does it mean? it means we're special. >> yeah. but then but but then every time he meets, like the french, president or germany, then they, they use a similar word to special. they use sort

of special. yeah. or whatever. and they hope that we can't translate it because we're so rubbish at languages. right. i news next, lewis. and it's difficult to be impartial about this story as it would make me a millionaire. >> yes. starmer facing immediate challenge from the left on two child benefit cap. and what this is, is this is what's happened because starmer is a party of the left and the left give away money. and the fact is there is no money. and the fact is starmer got elected by being like a general good guy , not like a general good guy, not even like a not a super leftist. and people want the benefit cap, which is if you've got if you've got more than two kids that you only you only get money from the government for two kids, which is a brilliant idea if you're a woman, but it's really bad for the environment because 2 million kids are going to be getting and who are the only ones who have more than two kids besides you? josh, you're the only one i know. >> it's it seems that way. i really feel like you should get child benefit for having no kids. >> you know, the fewer you have, the more benefit you get. and i

don't like kids. you know, and of course, we've got john mcdonnell and jeremy corbyn. there's all the cranks are having a voice again nowadays at the, you know, the everything's changed and the islamists and they're all saying that this has to happen, and it's, and also the green, the four green mps are saying it's amongst their top ten demands. the other ones are getting rid of israel , top ten demands. the other ones are getting rid of israel, i'm guessing, and, and that's really i mean, i think it's probably a good thing. i think i think, you know, obviously it'd be nice if we could do absolutely everything, but they're going to have to weigh up how much money there is and what they can spend. and that's the reality. >> so it comes down to money of course. i'm sure everybody wants there to be the benefits. no one wants child poverty. and also we need to encourage people in this country to have children, if that's because that's how we're going to grow our economy and take care of it. well, exactly. >> the fed is the case. we should give them money when they have a kid, which is what they do in a lot of countries. why should you give them? why should people who come into this country and have kids, you just

give them money. and the most important thing is, is the more money you give, give someone a money you give, give someone a money who gets the money, who? who gets the money? >> your ex. >> your ex. >> yes, but kerry, when i was reading this, it seemed like to me it was more about, the left or the cranks or all the kind of outsiders of government trying to sort of join together , using to sort of join together, using this as a wedge issue to kind of show their relevance. >> yes. more than of course, this is something that i'm sure they do want to happen, but it felt like forcing the forcing the government's hand, forcing starmer's hand at this early stage of the of the government , stage of the of the government, and also because it's a really quite a small matter to some of the other ones that are going to come up. >> and yes, we're going to see a lot of division. i think it's going to be interesting to see how things unfold with the new government be interesting to see if it does force his hand for the gained for the king speech as well. >> so we'll see what happens, right, guardian now, kerry, who reforms the reformers i'm on this, >> this is nigel farage, who's, stirring tensions in reform uk as he ousts his the deputies, so

ben habib, failed to win a seat in the general election, and, he's out and, and what he's doing, he's just shuffling positions around because, obviously an election was called fast, and he had to make decisions fast, and now he's moving his generals around and deciding who he wants where, which i think is perfectly fair as well, especially why especially what? why? >> why is it good for him to do it? because he owns the company? because he owns it. did you know that? >> yeah. yeah, of course it's a company. it's not a political party, a political party. >> that's why this. that's why i just as soon as i read that, i thought to myself, i support, i don't support reform or whatever. they're doomed. you can't have a political party owned by a dude. well why not? >> i don't see why not, >> i don't see why not, >> i'll tell you why. >> i'll tell you why. >> i'll tell you why. >> i think it's quite an interesting thing to do. and he's named himself in the company. or he's described as a person with significant control. that's always got an ominous feel to it, isn't it? >> which means that because normally we did a story the other day about how there's

65,000 members overall, normally the point of joining a political party is you have some influence. you get to vote for the leadership and but, but but in this case farage has total control. and it's funny when habib says, you know, the movement we created does not belong to us. it belongs to the people. no, it literally belongs to farage. >> i was i was shocked when i read that. and the truth is, this just undercuts or shows what's the right word. it shows how different the political system is in britain than it is in america. it's, it's insane. >> i don't know the history of this. i'm sure there are parties that have been companies in the past. i don't, i well, i've never heard it up, but the decisions he makes here seem very much to make sense because he moved the previous he moved twice. >> he was the previous leader when he took chairman. chairperson. and then he's moved him now to deputy. so they used to be two deputies there, one of whom was obe. so this all makes sense. and they put a new chairperson in, zia yusuf. who's who? yusuf who, who's basically given them a lot of money. yeah and that's sort of the role of the chairperson is to do the fundraising and whatnot . so, i

fundraising and whatnot. so, i don't know, it seems to make sense. but of course, the people who've lost their positions are not happy about it. and that makes sense as well. right. moving on to telegraph. and big oil has a new friend, lewis. >> yes, it is. miliband overrules officials with immediate ban on on new north sea, north sea oil and this is this is ed miliband not his brother dave who he who ed miliband i think drove dave out of business. yeah, we're over that. >> let's move on. >>— >> let's move on. >> i guess that's years ago. well, it's still painful. if my brother drove me out. yeah. the truth is, is that, is that this is part of the labour team world plan to bankrupt britain. this is just. plan to bankrupt britain. this isjust. let's plan to bankrupt britain. this is just. let's stop britain from making any money, okay? >> to tell you that further, this is going to cost the uk, people arguably billions of pounds, right? >> yes. not me. i'm not paying . >> yes. not me. i'm not paying. >> yes. not me. i'm not paying. >> no, but we're not going to have 75% of our oil and gas comes from abroad. so it's giving us less control. i don't understand how they're framing it, that this puts us more in

control by. that's the way it's been framed, right? that this actually this decision puts us more in control. i don't i read through it. >> i don't fully understand why it does or why. well, you know, or whether we end up stopping or requiring imports of oil and gas more rather than doing it all ourselves. they're banning the, new licences, the drill, the new licences for drilling. i don't know whether you can still use a spade. maybe you can shovel. is thatis spade. maybe you can shovel. is that is that allowed under the new rules? and of course there's ed miliband who's another one who we haven't heard much of from a while. but as you say, it's like all these names are coming back now, which is quite interesting to see. and trying to i suppose, stamp their authority. >> yeah. it's, and the fact is, he's so young. >> ed miliband too. this is this is just a sign of how bad the future is going to be. i think the worst part of it is that it's going to encourage the just stop oil people. >> they've sort of they see this as a victory and to down them as opposed to ed miliband, who's obviously been driven very much

by this as we do transition. i read a really interesting article in the economist. and it was basically saying that solar power increases tenfold every decade or so. essentially, our energy issues will be solved in about 20 years time. yes. and we're not going to need that, but we need the oil and the gas as a stopgap. >> yes. and also so we're just not reliant on on other countries. but you're right. the stop oil were sprayed orange paint across three roads this week, which made a huge difference to everything. so, yeah. yeah. and this is all going to be in the king's speech. i'm sure. i'm sure king charles is really looking forward to his speech coming up. he'll probably love that one. he doesn't like oil and he like, he likes, green energy and so on. but, but it's not it's not the kind of stuff about architecture that he'd rather be talking about. of course, you know, the amazing thing about it is prince, prince, king charles is there torturing him by making him give this speech, i assume. >> yeah, i, i, i watched something going on in the news all talk about that or or if he enjoys it, there's something wrong. if the king of this country were the richest man

wanted out of it. gets a kick out of the idea. we're not going to the country isn't going to get rich anymore. you don't. you don't want that to happen. >> he says things like, we'll show you, right, well done for making it halfway. >> i'm not talking to you. i'm talking to lewis. coming up, we have politicians hiding in vicarages anti—monarchist and find out two of us are

anneliese. aj. welcome back to headliners. let's get straight into friday's telegraph. and finally, some good for news rishi sunaks election prospects . rishi sunaks election prospects. >> yeah. which is? i was surprised to hear about this . surprised to hear about this. the number of dependents moving to the uk fell. from fell almost 180,000 to under 100, 115,000in the first six months of the yeah the first six months of the year. it's very complicated story. they basically saying that last year, a million and a half people came basically something like this. and this year only like a million people

came. but it's still a lot of people. and, and i don't know, l, people. and, and i don't know, i, i don't know why they say, well, it's saying that basically net migration is it's fallen by a third. >> yeah. which is a big deal. so it shows that the policies that sunak implemented worked basically by a third. >> but it means there's still a million people coming in every single year who you don't want here. >> well i don't know. well you say we don't want here but actually do do want in terms of foreign workers, in terms of we want students, part of the policies that they, they put through were to stop, people being over dependence. so it shows that there were obviously people coming over and using the system and paying to be students who could then bring over their dependents, and just doing it to be able to move to this country and basically is a sort of back d00h >> yeah. and james cleverly taking credit for it as well. he's saying as the shadow home secretary said, as home secretary, i changed the rules to deliver the largest ever cut to deliver the largest ever cut to migration. and that's true or not. but, labour opposes methods blah blah, blah, blah, because

it's never been this big, it is big. i mean, i like immigrants myself because i bore of people, you know, i need i need variety. yeah. so that's why i like more. >> i think everybody has a different meaning when you say immigrants. >> what a horrible word. >> what a horrible word. >> yeah. so it is a horrible word. it's the context. it is. >> it's a horrible word. it is. it's a horrible word. it's horrible when people it's making people's lives unhappy. well, it maybe it's not. maybe not doing anything bad. >> but the point is that i think everybody has a different idea when they say that word of what we're talking about. we have economic migrants, we have people coming over here who absolutely make this country better, and they're talking labour about putting in new laws. in the king's speech again. yeah, no, but things are another one. but things very much making sense here. basically people who break in are bosses who break the employment law by paying less than the minimum wage. they're going to be banned from hiring workers from abroad, i.e. encouraging companies here to, to to, train up uk, maybe they

should be, maybe they should be fined money and put out of business. >> i mean, just that doesn't sound very well. that doesn't make. >> no, i think it's a problem. >> no, i think it's a problem. >> we do talk about immigration as if it's kind of monolithic as if it's a singular, a singular thing. but of course, people come from different countries. they have different skills. and really we need to break it down a little bit more and have a better discussion about what it does, where it's useful, and also, you know, as far as immigration are helping people from war zones, we should be doing that. but in a way that's not, why why? >> because, yeah. why. >> because, yeah. why. >> yeah, i asked why. why should we help people from war zones? >> because i need to escape from warsaw. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> help me out. for what? what we haven't solved is how to help people for a temporary time. and not then have to give out citizenship and right to live them, you know? >> but everything becomes like the house of lords with these people. they live these people, these people, this is exactly these people, this is exactly the point that carrie is making, lewis, is that isn't these people. >> and by the way, these people is you people. mr immigrants mr immigrants, the immigrant coming over here using our services,

people that literally got you here. 50% of our nhs budget goes on lewis's test right. here. 50% of our nhs budget goes on lewis's test right . the on lewis's test right. the guardian next. carrie. and it turns out we're all saved because someone got their numbers wrong, >> the global population predictions are off. a hopeful sign , so we're assuming it is sign, so we're assuming it is hopeful, there's a weird sentence here. projected high of 10.3 billion is lower and will come earlier than expected , come earlier than expected, analysis suggests, which i know what they mean by that, but that's a very weird sentence. >> so the global population will never get as high as they thought it would. yes. and that number will we're going to reach that before we obviously we're always going to reach a lower expectation before we were expecting to. >> so, that only makes sense. >> so, that only makes sense. >> they say it's going to stop before it hits. yeah. >> it's going to be this century as opposed to after as well. yeah. >> and we've got li jinhua of the un undersecretary general for economic and social affairs, saying that in some countries the birth rate is now even lower than previously anticipated. and so, so this is a good thing. there's no. well, really, you want more people on the planet.

>> we want more people who agree with me and not agree with them. that's never going to happen. well, then don't say it's not a bad. it's not a good. >> i don't know how you can ensure that the people being born will agree with you, lewis. >> i know they because we don't know what side they're going to be on what side? >> side, side. >> side, side. >> there's lewis side and then there's the rest of the world. >> there's people who don't want to kill me. there's a group of people who don't want to kill me. yeah, and those people that want to kill me are growing. okay, so we're maybe growing a little slower than growth. >> every broadcaster you do, it grows. >> it grows. i think we've gone. no, the point is, this is from the united nations. united nafions the united nations. united nations undersecretary general for economic and social affairs, the united nations is a is they're liars. they're worse than the they're worse than any tory or labour person or any there are parts of the un. >> i absolutely i do agree with you that. yeah. >> but i think yeah. >> but i think yeah. >> sorry. look the point is this is this has big ramifications in terms of full planning, in terms

of the policies that that have been developed through the world, things like net zero all relying on these numbers that now turn out to be wrong. all that modelling is wrong in terms of the impact on the environment. and we're going to see a strange, flip in their saying, sort of 20, 30 years where because of the birth rate, low birth rates within the west particularly, we are going to have to have migration to keep our society functioning. that's the argument that goes right then a complete circle. >> you get stuck in that circle of right. so they grow older, we need more migration and so on, and then we lose our country. >> you know, we're not supposed to say, i'm not supposed to say this, and my girlfriend is going to kill me for saying it. but the truth is, it's the global shrinking is not helping britain. it's not. well i think i think we need to start warning people how annoying babies are, you know? >> no, i think it's the opposite. we need to encourage, people to have children. exactly. but, you know. but but

it's not just the met babies. >> they're really seeing how they dress. it's ridiculous. >> but you can't. >> but you can't. >> they don't even speak the language. they're awful. >> they're babies. they don't dress in, in, oh, one, wearing a mickey mouse hat and a tutu . mickey mouse hat and a tutu. >> that's not how we behave in this country. >> the incredible thing is, in more than half of all countries, women are having less than 2.1 children, which is the replacement rate point one children. but the other thing is that's happening is, is that that's happening is, is that that more children are surviving and also people are living oldeh so the actual rate of decline is actually much bigger than we think it is. it's also this isn't allowing for the third world war that's coming. >> that will change. yeah. >> that will change. yeah. >> well let's talk about that. >> well let's talk about that. >> that's like a lewis schaffer comment there. that's i agree with that. yeah >> you're rubbing off. he's he's delirious lewis the telegraph has a story about hiding from palestinian protesters in a vicarage. but i'm pretty sure they're not vampires. >> no no, no, this is this is what's going on. is this guy jonathan ashworth? he was. he's an mp from from was an mp, was an mp from from was an mp, was an mp. lost a vote and he had

he's basically complaining that muslims didn't like him and want him dead. i mean, of course muslim islamists. i can't. >> oh yeah. whatever. i'm just, you know. >> no, you're right. i don't know what the right thing. i don't mean it. >> interestingly, he doesn't really mention who it is. jess phillips similar instance happened to her. people got tires slashed, abuse again. she she puts it down to toxic masculinity. yeah. there seems to be, you know, sort of a lack of saying where this is coming from. yeah. >> right. and i'm afraid to say it too. but at the end of the day there, i mean , people are day there, i mean, people are angry at people. >> yeah. but by the way, i have to say, people, shabana mahmood , to say, people, shabana mahmood, she is a, she's muslim and she was also on the receiving end of a lot of abuse by extremist muslims by, by islamists. yes. >> and so this is what i'm saying. can i speak a bit of truth here to the people out there? >> you do a bit of truth. >> you do a bit of truth. >> yeah. don't worry about it.

everything's going to be fine. >> okay. thank you. oh, that's really helpful. yeah >> really good. i don't want to speak the truth. i don't want to speak. i want to speak the truth. >> but you can't speak the truth, so i don't, because i'm coming down with something i feel like, you know, i'm looking more scared than the mp who hid. but there's. we're told that. yeah, he was hiding from screaming palestine supporters, and i don't think there's any other ones either. the non screaming ones haven't come across those yet. >> i've seen a few very reasonable full of actual facts willing to compromise. >> and yet i find it's more chanting than anything. >> the chanting is the weird part to me to see. i saw one there was it was in a university and the speaker shouted, repeat after me! and they all shouted, repeat after me! >> which a bunch of biden's how sheepish is that really? >> so yeah, yeah, it's. and we're also told that three quarters of jewish people, i think it's a new survey. this is the next story. okay. i thought it was all part. no no no no no. >> well, let's do it. more telegraph next. kerry, is this why you took off your mossad t shirt for the show? >> yeah. yeah, absolutely. three quarters of jewish people. i've

already said this. can i say it again? yeah, in europe are hiding their identity, and, you know, it's not helped with what you had. the incidents in scotland and in england where the police, police told, a jewish person to hide their identity because it was offensive. and i, you know, i can accept a policeman making a mistake in the moment. it happens, but it was the reactions to it. it was the way all over social media, people wanted to find something awful the jew was doing to justify it. no one should have to hide their identity wearing a star of david. >> that's what he was doing. well, yes. >> but then the accusations came in. yes, but he was walking towards the demonstrators. or he was trying triggering them. he was. yeah, he was triggering judaism. like really? totally irrelevant. and we are seeing a rise. we're seeing medieval tropes all over the place in the news. >> more than that, 4% of these are, sorry, 4% of these are violent attacks. and also this is across europe. but a lot of this data was collected before september seventh. >> before october 7th, october 7th even happened. you know , i 7th even happened. you know, i think we had the pandemic where everyone was wearing masks. i think this one could be reduced a bit by people not wearing masks. there's an awful lot of

masks. there's an awful lot of mask wearing going on, and it's very cowardly. >> so, well, there's that jewish boy was arrested for saying people in masks and the new kkk, right? for a mask. he was arrested. yeah, he was arrested. yeah. so i mean, lewis, i know you don't really want to talk about this. you don't like identifying yourself as a member of the tribe? >> well, the interesting thing is, on this show, i do tell people say that i'm jewish because i was asked to for balance . but since carrie is balance. but since carrie is here, i don't need i'm not i'm not really jewish either. >> it's just a pretence. >> it's just a pretence. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, exactly. >> so we're not jewish and we're not discussing it. >> you guys are going very deep. method. right >> you want, you want, you want to kill your career. josh, you go right, >> no, this fine. just the final section

>> we have to welcome back the headliners. >> let's get straight to this mirror story. carry and tell us why there's no chance of this happening, >> keir starmer, he's a no

chance of it happening, he's talked about. well, people are asking whether there will be a bank holiday if england wins the euros, which i hope not. i don't like bank holidays because of course, every day is a bank houday course, every day is a bank holiday for me. i don't work dunng holiday for me. i don't work during the day and i can go into a coffee shop. i can go and do anything i want and suddenly there's queues and things. when all the rabble comes out. so to hell with that idea. but yeah, i guess we're going to do it. and, about his meeting with biden and biden asked whether football is coming home and like starmer is supposed to know whether he's going to win or not. i don't know. well, we're going to win. >> interestingly, also, starmer said, when the lionesses won, if they won the world cup that they should, then we should have a bank holiday. but it feels to me like that was such sort of virtue signalling at the time to sort of go look, women's football is really important as well guys. >> yeah, it was virtue signalling and frankly i didn't i actually i'm doing free speech nafion i actually i'm doing free speech nation with leo kearse and sunday and sunday and it's going to be right here and steven and alan and it's going to be right here. so and the seats are going to be seats right in the audience right in front of you.

>> you hate football and hate louis on a bank holiday because it's going to be good for the king's speech. he'll love that one. there we go, mel next. and who best to disprove this article and our selfie king louis schaefer. >> young people are really more vain. it says that young people are more vain. of course we. of course we are more. >> yeah, of course we are. >>— >> yeah, of course we are. >> what do you mean we? yeah. >> what do you mean we? yeah. >> well, as humans. no, i'm. i am just as vain. i'm as i used to be. but people are way more vain according to this. as in, i don't know what the research where the research is, but the truth is from the university of someplace, and i think, yeah, i got his grief on there. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and then the truth is, is that people aren't as vain as we get older, and we don't need to be vain because there's no nobody interested in us. and there's no point, are they? >> are they more vain nowadays? they seem a bit with their pronouns and their, whatever i say i am, i am, and everyone has a flag now and kids telling professors what to think. so yeah, i guess so. is that what vanity. but they're also saying that the narcissism decreases as you get older, which i just thought that was called growing up isn't it. >> hopefully increase. but the

weird thing is i met when i met louis 25 years ago. i was quite handsome and louis was all messed up. and now look, this guy is like, he's becoming handsome and i'm the messed up one. this is. i don't know what's happening. >> you know what? you know what? you used it with five kids. yeah. yeah, i used everyone remembers when i first met louis. >> yeah, exactly. >> yeah, exactly. >> same with the mailing. especially. >> especially the police carry. >> especially the police carry. >> if i was. >>- >> if i was. >> well, you look the same carry if i hadn't been cancelled already, why might i soon be out of a job, >> because apparently comedians watch your backs. because now i is funnier than us. this is a ridiculous story where they gave i a ridiculous test, which is basically similar. sort of stuff, you see in, mock the week. which is not the best test at all, by the way , we've tried at all, by the way, we've tried this with i, i is not good at writing rants and fun stuff. what it can do is it's going to put the punters out of business. but the important thing about i'm talking really fast for a short time. yeah. the important thing about this story is they didn't actually use comedians for it. so what they did was they took people and they gave them these tests. if they actually played comedians against ai, maybe it would be

no, no, tony, this is what's so ridiculous so quickly is when it says here against most, most humans, it's like, well, most humans, it's like, well, most humans aren't funny. >> so. so what? we're not out of a job. >> yes. >> yes. >> and the truth is, is that what you can't see with al is the fear in the eyes of the machine. you can't see it? no. and that's the most exciting thing. it's gonna bomb is to see louis schaefer on stage. right >> you know what? finally, we're actually going to go. louis i know it's scary. we're going to 90, know it's scary. we're going to go, louis, this telegraph story about why veganism is not just bad for your bottom are you one or something? >> but this is i didn't i didn't read this story because i know better. because you live it. i live it. >> i thought i put this story in for you. you didn't. >> if you wanted it to be done, it would have been. it would have been an earlier thing. but this is the last story. i don't understand what. >> okay, the point is that you just have to take a lot of pills if you are a vegan, right? yes. there we go. no, you can have it. >> no, actually, no. i know vegans who who are very healthy and they know what they're there's the vegans who know what they're doing. and then there's they're doing. and then there's the other ones who just do fast food. >> that is totally not true.

there are 15 known elements which are not in there we go. >> the most contentious part of the evening, the show is nearly oveh the evening, the show is nearly over. let's take another quick oveh let's take another quick look at friday's front pages. the daily mail labour accused of scare tactics over full jails, telegraph violent prisoners will be freed early. the guardian water bill rises to show contempt for customers. the times prisoners are to be freed after 40% of sentence the i. starmer faces mutiny on child benefit from labour backbenchers and the financial times stirling urges surges as gdp data buoys labour growth agenda. those are your front pages. that is it for tonight's show. thank you very much to kerry and lewis. i hope you survived. kerry headlines back tomorrow with leo, nick and crest at 11 pm. and if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast. thank you for joining us. >> a brighter outlook with boxt solar sponsors of weather on gb news >> hello. good evening. welcome to your latest gb news weather

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got a northerly wind and that's going to keep the temperatures down through the day. and as i said, there is a risk of showers across the south coast throughout the day, particularly as we head into the afternoon into the south—west, we could see some thundery, heavy downpours. but for most of us elsewhere, it should stay dry through friday. quite a lot of cloud around though, so without that lack of sunshine it's not going to be a particularly warm feeling day and we could see some heavier rain move into the east coast of northern england later on in the day. so for most of us, temperatures in the high teens at best possibly scraping 20 or 21 degrees in the far south—east. saturday there's little in the way of change. we've still got this rain lingering across eastern coasts of northern england and parts of scotland , and once again we scotland, and once again we could see some fairly heavy showers breaking out across parts of wales and south western england. but in any sunshine it will feel quite warm over the weekend, particularly as we head towards sunday when i think it will be a bit of a drier day and we could see temperatures climbing into the low 20s. >> that warm feeling inside from

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