the first time buffer zone. it's the first time the ukrainian president has clearly stated the aim of the incursion into russian territory, which was launched on the 6th of august. he says it is now our primary task to destroy as much russian war potential as possible. it comes after ukraine says it has destroyed a second key bridge in russia's kursk region. us secretary of state antony blinken has arrived in israel to push for a ceasefire and hostage release deal in gaza. it comes as over 20 people have been killed in israeli airstrikes in gaza and lebanon. iran backed hezbollah has continued firing rockets in retaliation. meanwhile, israel's prime minister expressed cautious optimism about a ceasefire deal with the terrorist group hamas, including for the release of hostages. the militant group isn't present for the talks, but a senior officials claimed there's been no progress in reaching a deal. back in the uk, extreme misogyny

will be treated as terrorism for the first time under government plans to combat the radicalisation of young men online. the home secretary, yvette cooper, has ordered a review of uk's counter—extremism strategy to determine how best to tackle threats posed by harmful ideologies. the analysis will look at hatred of women as one of the ideological trends that the government says is gaining traction . an emergency gaining traction. an emergency plan to avoid overcrowding in jails is expected to be triggered next week as more rioters are sentenced. operation early dawn is a long standing plan that allows defendants waiting for a court appearance to be kept in police cells until prison space is available. however, it could mean courts are delayed and adjourned at short notice. the operation could be triggered as early as tomorrow morning . a biotech firm tomorrow morning. a biotech firm that produces an mpox vaccine is ramping up production after a new strain was found in europe. the clade one b strain has been

confirmed in sweden after first being detected in the democratic repubuc being detected in the democratic republic of congo. it's believed to be the most dangerous version of the disease so far. to be the most dangerous version of the disease so far . and of the disease so far. and french actor alain delon has died at the age of 88. he hadn't been well since a stroke in 2019, the year of his last major appearance, when he received an honour at the cannes film festival. brigitte bardot has led the tributes in france, saying delon's death left a huge void that nothing and no one will be able to fill. void that nothing and no one will be able to fill . those are will be able to fill. those are the latest gb news headlines for now. i'm sophia wenzler for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone , sign up to news your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts . slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to

headliners, your late night look at the next day's newspapers, which is also broadcast early in the morning. but it's late night somewhere. i'm stephen allen tonight we have josh howie and jonathan kogan sat in the reverse order. >> that makes us look like a baldness cure. ad, >> do something now, jonathan. >> do something now, jonathan. >> don't let don't don't leave it to chance. take some chemicals. >> i've got the i've got a lot of side effects from those chemicals. >> sadly, i've got something. >> sadly, i've got something. >> just get married. >> just get married. >> let's get married. your hair will fall out. >> no, just get married now. before the hair. >> so. got it. before they find out i'm 52. this is staying. it's like catfishing in the long term, but all going well in general. all good. other than just. you know what.7 i had a dream last night. legit dream? nightmare where i got horribly cancelled and they, like, went through everything i'd ever. you know, you were on gb news. i wonder what that dream's about. i've never done anything wrong in this country. i don't know what it is. i'm good. this is my last one. i'm going on holiday for two weeks, so it's my last show. so i'm very excited to share all of my thoughts on everything. should you have announced that given that people might know where you live and rob you now?

>> okay, >> okay, >> well , let's take a look at >> well, let's take a look at the front pages. at some point, we'll be reviewing that burglary that happens in north london. but the i south london. so throw them off the scent. the i says thousands of children and teens spiked by vapes or drinks in three years. the times goes with big payouts for workers contracted put out of hours. the telegraph says starmer accused of weakening support for ukraine. the guardian goes with blinken joins 11th hour talks on gaza ceasefire deal. the daily mail. half of labour mps in pay of unions and finally to the daily star. yes e.t, phone home and those are your front pages . and those are your front pages. let's make sense of all that , let's make sense of all that, starting with monday's telegraph. josh starmer accused of weakening support for ukraine. oh no that's the and he's been he's been accused big time of ukraine. they've done

they're pretty amazing thing they've invaded russia. that's a big deal . they've invaded russia. that's a big deal. first time that russia's been invaded since world war two. and, and well, it didn't go well then, but but this time they're they're not trying to take the whole thing over nazi style. but, zelenskyy said, come on, let us shoot them. you've given us the missiles, let us shoot the missiles, let us shoot the missiles . and, and we're going, missiles. and, and we're going, oh, no, no, you can't shoot the missiles. so doing a bit of an eddie izzard impression there. i don't know if you noticed that he's my favourite female. i mean, i didn't have a joke with it, but is it a bit like, you know, those tesco trolleys where if you take them over the red line in the car park, they suddenly stop? like our kit can only be used in certain postcodes over there. no, that is not scientifically proven. oh is not scientifically proven. oh is it not. no it isn't. what is the storm shadow missile? because it sounds exciting. oh, it's really good. it's like the shadow that brings the storm to the shadow. >> oh, yeah. >> oh, yeah. >> like that? yeah if leo was here, he would know. he would know all of this. he would have invented specificity. he would have bought one on the dark web. yeah. does does starmer take a different ideological position

on the war in ukraine than the tories had? >> i don't really know. >> i don't really know. >> i've read this front page. tories were very good at army, but so i guess the proof's in the pudding. but the fact is that the tories also said , no, that the tories also said, no, you can't use the shadow missiles to shoot into russian territory. so it's a little bit unfair, but i think they probably could be like zelenskyy is very good at sort of playing all the different local political groups off each other around the world. and, and that's what he's got to do to survive. so fair enough. but if he's trying to create a wedge here, i don't know if the one really exists. yeah. i mean, look, as much as it would be hilarious outcome if somehow ukraine takes over all of russia, like they didn't see that coming. you can understand why weaponry from a nato country shouldn't be used in russia. yes. >> i mean de—escalation, surely in a global nuclear conflict, that should be the goal. we don't really want to such a wimp. i just don't think i'd do well in a post—apocalyptic society. people have called me a cockroach before, but i just don't think i would do very

well. yeah. you get eaten? >> yeah. you wouldn't even be tasty . they wouldn't even be tasty. they wouldn't even be hungry. they'd just eat you. like, how do we get this guy to shut up like a bored snack when you go down at 2 am? >> i don't know, i'd be a twinkie. >> anything else on the front page? we want to take a look at labour to make it easier for unions to hold strikes. it feels to me. so this is legislate. but they've already announced it from before. they're going to water down the 2016 laws. basically 50% of the union had to vote for a strike to happen. they're going to sort of. but that's part of that has been a sort of common knowledge. and also the fact that the unions and labour sort of you know, they like, work together in the same way the tories love the pensioners. labour are going to do nice things for the unions. exactly. so, but it feels to me like the last week has, has been a lot of pushing of this narrative of strikes are coming now, whether they are coming or not. and this is on the back of the wage increases. but again, i keep on saying this, labour had to if the tories win, they would have had to have given those wage increases as well. when you have to go with what the public

body recommends. so of course this is people's concern that suddenly that our government is now in, in the pockets of the unions and now all these extra billions have to go out, but we also have to pay our public service workers and whatnot. i don't know, but i don't train drivers. i just think we should all like, run everywhere. >> a friend of mine, guy called johnny, he used to work on the docks, and now the union's been on strike. and it's just it's very tough. he's got to hold on. he's honestly, he's living on prayer. >> it's a song in the no . but to >> it's a song in the no. but to try and steer you back to the story is. maybe that's my job. do you worry about strikes? you know it will be easier, but these laws are brought in in 2016. it's not like 2015 and 14 were crippled by strikes. >> i actually don't recall were they know what i mean? okay. well then also we've had loads of strikes in the last few years anyway, with these rules. >> yeah. yeah, exactly. so i mean i, i'm not too worried. i just wish why can't we all just get along. >> that's the next story. >> that's the next story. >> i work for less money. that's what they say in the guardian.

but let's find out. front page of the guardian. jonathan, what have they got? yes. >> why can't we just get along? blinken joins 11th hour talks on gaza ceasefire deal. so the us secretary of state, who i knew who he was before reading this story, i just thought i'd add that has arrived in israel for 11th hour talks aimed at shoring up a deal for a lasting ceasefire in the war in gaza. but apparently this is looking more like a pipe dream at the moment. and it's not looking particularly likely. and that is due to, mediators not being able to find a happy medium between well, i'd say happy medium , well, i'd say happy medium, between the goals of israel and the goals of the palestinians. so it's tricky. they basically want different things. would you believe it? >> yeah. why can't we all just get along? exactly. yeah. so i don't know why they call it 11th houn don't know why they call it 11th hour. why don't they call it 23 hour? 23rd hour talks like it just seems like everyone's. this is lunchtime after the 12th 12:00 thing anyway. but that's my insightful political commentary, hamas has already said that they're basically not interested. we make a mistake in the west of judging hamas by our

western, mentality, hamas are religious fanatics. they are fighting a holy war. they believe they will go to heaven if they die. they believe their population, who they are deliberately trying to get killed will go to heaven . so the killed will go to heaven. so the aims are not exactly the same here. and israel wants hamas to to cease exist and be a threat. they made a mistake before and assume that hamas would eventually come around and seek peace. and that was a big mistake. as we saw in october 7th. so, but of course, everybody else desperately wants this ceasefire to go on because obviously no one wants civilians dying in gaza, but also the region. we don't want it to get to sort of get become world war iii. and there's a very simple thing just return the hostages. that's all you've got to do. israel wants its civilians back, its hostages back. they are being killed as we speak by the

actual, the hostage takers, by hamas. give them back. it's oven hamas. give them back. it's over. brilliant. yeah. i mean, that should be at the top of every list of the to do list . every list of the to do list. strangely not mentioned at the peace marches. peace marches. all right. >> anti—racist marches. >> anti—racist marches. >> oh, yes. of course. what's on the what? can we just all get along, what's on the front page of the times? josh, bailiff sent to seize vehicles from bamboozled motorists. this is actually quite interesting. so now the majority of, like, tickets, like pcns or whatever from councils. it used to be 88%, 83% were penalty charges like parking. now that's only 47%. all the other stuff is coming from clean air zones and whatever it is, and people don't want to pay them. and now the councils are like are taking people's cars and selling them on.and people's cars and selling them on. and it's crazy. that's a it's a massive racket. and this is how they're making like crazy money like our council have just put it i won't say which one because i'm going on holiday,

but it's but sort of put through a new a few roads that you now can't go between this hour, that there's a tiny sign saying between 315 and 320. you cannot drive that or whatever it is, and then suddenly you're getting loads of tickets. and if you do, they just take your car. this is what it is. so it's crazy. yeah. flip side good time to buy a cheap car. very true . okay. cheap car. very true. okay. yeah. is it those, those low traffic neighbourhoods where they just put, like, a plant in they just put, like, a plant in the middle of the road, but they can't block the road because you want an ambulance to go down there. so you just drive down there. so you just drive down there and that's it. you owe some money? yeah, it's pretty crazy. so beware. if you see a plant in the road , what kind of plant in the road, what kind of plant in the road, what kind of plant are we talking? >> like a big cactus or just >> like a big cactus orjust a what are we, daffodils. >> daffodils? it was fairly. it was a spider plant. >> eventually they'll have to try it out. >> oh, mother in law's tongue. i'm glad you're over it, the. oh, honestly, the first day they put the local, the low traffic neighbourhood. when in hackney. i don't live there now. i couldn't get out. i couldn't work out how to get onto the high street. it was like, i can see it and i'm going to die. not

ever being on that road. you made it here. yeah. you finally, the daily star. jonathan, give us some news from that. yeah. >> this is quite exciting. yes. et did phone home. so there has been a revelation. i mean, funnily enough, crest has actually just given me the wrong story , attached to the back. story, attached to the back. >> better don't tell people behind the scenes, not cressida. >> someone. >> someone. >> someone who's stapled. >> someone who's stapled. >> cressida, yeah . so basically, >> cressida, yeah. so basically, this is now absolutely true. steve might try and give you some false information to the contrary, but these aliens, which have been proven to be aliens, have found to have rare metals within them, within their corpses, which suggests that they were telecommunicating with faraway galaxies . now, steve, faraway galaxies. now, steve, i'm sure you have an interesting point to say about this, but we're going to go to josh. what do you think about this? >> no, you've read the story wrongly. they found an iphone on these bodies. really? and that's what it is now. >> these guys are nerds. they definitely. >> you can see it in the photo here. it says it shows the photo quite clearly. what network were they on that they got? i can't even get signal. if you go to norwich jvt. >> oh there we go. yeah i forgot it's sunday. >> i'm about to go on holiday. don't stop putting that pressure on me. that's pretty good. oh,

so that's the front pages sorted in the next section. is migration as popular as it to be? and be talking misogyny, which we normally just do in

welcome back to headliners. i'm steven alan, still joined by josh howie and jonathan kogan. and to the telegraph, josh who's being blamed for the riots. now people . people blame. oh no people. people blame. oh no people. people blame. oh no people blame migration more than southport killings for the riots , southport killings for the riots, poll shows. so this is very interesting because a survey of over 2000 people carried out by savanta , because people really savanta, because people really care about that bit, found that two thirds think that the uk's immigration policy is more responsible from the riots, as opposed to the actual stabbings. so, it shows that most people are clued up on what's going on.

now. of course, a lot of people also blame the actual people who took part in the riots. yeah, that was interesting. leader also, far right groups, social media companies, but it's somewhat i would say it's refreshing that the majority of people seem to acknowledge there is an issue here that perhaps needs to be discussed . now, needs to be discussed. now, maybe the rhetoric is going to calm down now. these this , this calm down now. these this, this flash in the pan seems to be oven flash in the pan seems to be over. that maybe now we can start talking about some of the underlying causes that, led to what happened. you talk about it, you can't tweet about it. you would be locked up for that about it. it's the same as 2011, though, that the actual incident that sparked the riots, eventually the riots after a few days , your rights have moved on days, your rights have moved on to a different topic. >> they become their own thing. what was it in 2011? because i remember being a student at the time, someone getting shot. >> mark duggan yeah, yeah, he's been shot by police. and then a slow walk to a police station turned into a protest. protest turned into a protest. protest turned into a protest. protest turned into riots, and then riots turned into , jd sports

riots turned into, jd sports getting, yeah . what was jd getting, yeah. what was jd sports? so starmer obviously hasn't yet really addressed that side of things . he did go a few side of things. he did go a few days after to and had a meeting with marconi, the italian prime minister about, about migration. so i don't know if he was thinking that maloney marconi is the guy who invented the radio. marconi. let me say it. matt maloney, whatever. >> that's a he's a guy. >> that's a he's a guy. >> we've gone quite far away. maloney. yeah, whatever. thanks for making me feel like a fool. well, no, because you tweeted about marconi . he invented the about marconi. he invented the radio. give the guy some props. oh, leave him alone . the point oh, leave him alone. the point is, i knew that is marconi. italian fans . it. was he italian fans. it. was he hauan? italian fans. it. was he italian? yeah. yeah, it was. so he'd like, give me some credit. i named an italian something. luigi went to have a thing with luigi went to have a thing with luigi at the end. your guest was italian. whatever like people like they. they don't. they know the point. i'm trying to make the point. i'm trying to make the point. i'm trying to make the point was, he actually seemingly did something about illegal migration. yeah. but he hasn't really talked about it

yet. whether we can all start having mature conversations, possibly. that might be good. jonathan in the story, someone 51% of people say that one politician is to blame for the, for the riots. yes. do you want to name him and then see? see him in the canteen later? >> it's your favourite nigel farage. i believe. oh, i didn't mention that. >> but it's weird that you brought it up, is it not? have i made that up? no. >> it is. yeah. okay, cool, because that's just a lucky guess. but yeah. and people will like to blame anything for whatever, you know, cause 52% think that, sir keir starmer handled it badly. >> it's always 52, 48, 33% said football fans were partly responsible. >> so i mean, that's a broad i would say that i'd go a broad group. >> it's a bit of a stretch, wouldn't it? well, yeah. like who does the football team against southport do you reckon that's what happened. >> 15% said badgers were responsible. oh look i honestly i think this has gone too far jonathan. >> then the telegraph treating misogyny as terrorism might have some downsides beyond having the official terror level upped when your uncle watches loose women and my uncle prefers tight men, which is what he calls this show. >> so there's labour's misogyny.

extremism law would threaten free speech, so yvette cooper, the home secretary, has ordered a review that will look at tackling violence against women and girls in the same way that far right extremism and islamist extremism is dealt with. so apparently, according to miss coopen apparently, according to miss cooper, growing numbers of young people are being radicalised online. do check out our youtube channel and, but critics have argued that this could be government overreach and it would be, even though with good intentions it would lead to a lot of censorship and a kerbing of freedom of speech. so, yeah. >> sound like labour, is it? >> sound like labour, is it? >> no, no, i mean , why don't >> no, no, i mean, why don't they just give us the list of 20 things that we can say now and just cut to the end of it? >> there is a problem. legislation exists. are the police solving crimes? we've seen terrible conviction rates for rape, and the idea that they keep on blaming online stuff, misogynistic influencers and whatever. i'm no fan of andrew

tate. right but the my kids, i've got teenage kids. he's a joke to them. like they they take the mickey out of him. and the idea that he is sort of galvanising this sort of misogynistic generation. and one thing that's not mentioned, here they go . oh, guess what? violent they go. oh, guess what? violent crimes towards women and girls have risen 37% in four years. has anything else risen over the last couple of years? does anyone know? would anyone like to guess because they don't mention it here? is there a net migration? has that written inflation? whatever. so the point is women there are safeguarding issues. and by the way when they're talking about violence towards taylor swift women. yeah well when they're talking about violence towards women. right. the whole world just saw two men beat up women and get gold medals for it. what? and they're talking about like people being influenced and whatnot. i mean, it's insane.

yeah.i whatnot. i mean, it's insane. yeah. i mean, i think the way the telegraph first wrote up this story is the reason why we're all going down the rabbit hole of saying, how dare they call it terrorism? and they're not calling it terrorism. and the plan was extreme misogyny to be treated as extremism . and the be treated as extremism. and the reason there's a dodgy grey area overlap is they'd be bringing in the prevent scheme and you think, oh, terrorists. but this is about de—radicalizing people. so look, there's still a valid argument to be had. can you radicalise someone online in the world of misogyny? but it's not calling it terrorism. >> does this mean lil chief is going to need to write a new set? >> but also, they're talking prevent? a lot of it is meant to sort of deal with kids in school. like, what are we talking about here in terms of what? what is extreme misogyny now , i genuinely believe that now, i genuinely believe that there are a lot of problems that could be solved by having proper classes, explaining to young men, maybe even 12, and saying, this is how you're meant to treat women, like with respect and whatnot, and occasional joke. but the point is this this is how you know, and that i believe, would do a genuinely a

lot of good. that's what i that's what i think. >> how should we treat women with. >> no one ever should. and not be idiots, which is what blokes are . boy certainly boys are like are. boy certainly boys are like we're idiots. yeah but being an idiot is not extreme misogyny. no but that's okay. well, you know what? you've got the crux of it. the fact is, we're idiots. and certainly young boys are even more so, if that's possible . and they the idea that possible. and they the idea that that then makes them misogynists or extremists is ridiculous. well, i certainly know how to treat a lady from the express , treat a lady from the express, jonathan. and netanyahu doesn't want to meet david lammy in case he wants to arrest him properly. >> or has he been tweeting? could have been, yeah. david lammy snubbed by benjamin netanyahu on middle east visit report . so netanyahu on middle east visit report. so david netanyahu on middle east visit report . so david lammy, who netanyahu on middle east visit report. so david lammy, who has been described by some as the david lammy of politics, is facing widespread mockery this morning after israeli media claimed he had been snubbed by prime minister benjamin netanyahu while on a trip to the middle east this weekend. so apparently the official response is that he hasn't been properly

snubbed. it's not like, no, it's there's constraints of the timetable. that's the official response. but maybe saab draken snub, absolute snub or snub snub. yeah, big time . okay, well snub. yeah, big time. okay, well and well adding to this lammy has also been criticised because he was wearing one of the free the hostages yellow badges when he was speaking to jews, jews. and then when he went to meet with the palestinian officials, he took the badge off. >> yeah. because he's really brave. >> yeah, he would have been a statement to keep it on. >> but it's not just that. it's also that they've reinstated unrwa funding, even though since we found out that that our tax money goes to actual terrorists, rapists, murderers, terrorists, also the arms embargo in all but name, that exists now because they've all been frozen, all the arms are back . even though this arms are back. even though this is a our ally and because, they the uk government withdrew its objection to the international criminal court's request for arrest warrants. so all of those things are stupid. are not how

you treat an ally. and certainly in terms of the moral position of this country, in terms of what israel is doing, in terms of being a bulwark against islamic, islamic islamist terrorism . and, so, yeah, he terrorism. and, so, yeah, he goes there and i'm not a fan of netanyahu, but i think, yeah. fair enough. why would you want to go and why does he want to hang out with lammy? it would have been awkward at the very least, wouldn't it? yeah. no one wants that, right. the independent josh, an end to blame culture about being on benefits. now, what will the daily mail write about? it's just going to be jonathan kane as horoscopes very nice labour to ditch blame culture over benefits. bill work and pensions minister says this is liz kendall i like liz kendall. i've met her a couple of times, but back in the day i won't say she used to go out with the comedian and she was very nice. who was it? i don't i'm not going to say on air, but he was a very nice paul chowdhry. no, not paul charity, interestingly, not as far as i know. anyway, the point was she seemed really cool. that's got nothing to do with story. i'm just humblebragging ish. yeah, you. but the point is, it's not even humble or a brag . you're right. it's stupid. brag. you're right. it's stupid. i'm just feeling tired because

i've read the story. no, i have read the story. and what this is, is quite, obvious that she's basically. we have a real issue. we've got a ballooning, welfare bill going up to 60 billion in the next four years. we've got to do something about it. the next four years. we've got to do something about it . we've to do something about it. we've got a lot of people who aren't in work, a lot of people claiming benefits. are they all legit? i know, but what she's saying is, hey, guys, let's get you back in work. but we're not going to blame you. we're not going to blame you. we're not going to blame you. we're not going to be like the evil tories who are saying that you're all shirking, shirking and all that stuff . it sounds like shirking, shirking and all that stuff. it sounds like blaming the tories, but really what she's trying to do is just get everyone back in work. so they're using rhetoric here, but they're using rhetoric here, but the rhetoric essentially will come down to you better get back to work. yeah. i mean, again, was it the newspapers that made the tories look like they were doing this in a blaming way, because mel stride had this whole thing about so many mental health cases stopping people getting back to work. so he wanted to introduce more talking therapy. does that sound like a nasty party kind of thing to do? it depends what the talking therapy was. >> if it was like, it's your fault, shouting therapy, that's i'd sign up to that. that comes later in the story shouting

therapy. but i mean, what do i think? i think essentially it doesn't seem like they're doing anything different other than packaging it in a slightly different way, which is what tory and labour are these days. that's a good answer that you could use for probably about the next five stories. >> let's see. well, we've made it halfway. still to come. we all agree that prince harry should say sorry for something, but we'll find out what. and the uk sperm donation is making a global splash. find out

next. welcome back to headliners to the telegraph . josh welcome back to headliners to the telegraph .josh howie here the telegraph. josh howie here calls for prince harry to say sorry for slavery. that is a hot take on his marriage. i did not expect prince harry should apologise for slavery. colombian townsfolk say this is off the back of a friend of prince william, who said that he should apologise. harry should apologise. harry should apologise for taking cocaine and i think only someone on cocaine would be stupid enough to say such a such a ridiculous

statement. anyway, a lot of things. so yeah, they're on their little fake royal tour. >> it's quasi royal. what does that mean? it's like half. >> well, they're sort of half royal. it's not an official royal. it's not an official royal tour . they're sort of. royal tour. they're sort of. they've got all the trappings of it , not at all. it's not a royal it, not at all. it's not a royal toun it, not at all. it's not a royal tour, but. but they're meant to look like a royal tour. the point is, they've visited this village and then. and what's happenedis village and then. and what's happened is journalists have gone out and found a bunch of local people who said. and they they would ask the question. journalists say, do you think that prince harry should apologise for slavery? and they went , yes, i apologise for slavery? and they went, yes, i do think. and then went, yes, i do think. and then we have our little headline here. well hairdresser, a leader cannot. >> diaz, 33, also said she believes harry should apologise. his ancestors made our ancestors go through terrible times and he can make a good faith, repentance and show that he doesn't agree with what happened before. obviously he shouldn't agree with what happened before. can you meaningfully apologise for something you didn't do? is that possible ? can you like. that possible? can you like. >> i apologise for louis schaefer quite a lot. >> that's true. but you you go them on, you encourage him. >> that's true. the sins of the father and all that. but it's

quite the klingon thing. it's the. the house of windsor has to carry the shame. klingons. yeah yeah. you're not. you don't watch enough star trek. >> i've watched bits. yeah, yeah, watch. i watched the erotic parody. there's a few things here that are, more than ridiculous. >> well, first of all, is his kid or his children meant to go and apologise as well? because of course, they're going to have, mixed ethnicities. yeah, then you've got him at the end. they say, one of the tour guide said to them, we want racial discrimination to end. and then this is what prince harry said. yeah, we're working on that. thatis yeah, we're working on that. that is such a great work on it, idiot. harry, stop that racial discrimination. please end it. only you could be the cure. and this is what this story doesn't get anywhere near. but it wouldn't make a difference, wouldn't make a difference, would it? >> because even if you receive that apology from prince harry, you'd start realising i didn't get it from a real royal. >> yeah, i think you'd want apology. yeah, a bunch of people didn't know who they were and whatnot. but also he says . and whatnot. but also he says. and then someone else said, i like them because they're working for human rights. no, they're working probably on a netflix documentary to make some dosh,

daily mail, josh and ambulance service has left a social media platform. but don't worry , you platform. but don't worry, you can still call them. they have a really well advertised phone number. all right. this insane uk ambulance service pulls ex account for allowing offensive content not compatible with its values. by the way, that's not on the account itself. that's just saying ex in general formerly twitter is like that's just outrageous. so they're like it's just really bad around here. so we're going back to facebook and my friends and whatnot . friends reunited, whatnot. friends reunited, friends reunited and whatnot. well, we've got a much bigger following on friends reunited. so it's totally mental. and also like, you know what? it's like you've got to call 999 to, to 90, you've got to call 999 to, to go, hello, i need you know, i've got a virtue signalling emergency here. hey, i wrote that joke. nice. thank you . that joke. nice. thank you. >> this man needs a holiday. wasn't in the delivery. >> wasn't it? was not in the delivery. >> do you follow a lot of ambulance services on twitter? will you be? i'm an ambulance chasen will you be? i'm an ambulance chaser. yes. yeah, i'd be lost. >> oh, no. we won't get tweets from them. >> no, it's probably not in my top ten kinds of accounts that i

follow. interestingly, our global have also been you know, the company global. yeah. i'm actually doing a corporate for next week. legit okay. i'm getting paid £200. nice, yeah. so the mail on sunday has found out that insiders at global's who own a bunch of radio stations have been told not to ask listeners to tweet station or mention x, so they're basically, what's it called, soft blocking shadow banning twitter itself. yeah. which is that's some irony in it. >> so you can't do it. it's like they go, they're doing started on gb news. now it's going to x. it's like they're just going to block any social any media at all. there's a million things on facebook. nothing says anything different to the narrative that's approved . yeah. well that's approved. yeah. well i mean i don't know why they're doing that other than it is clunky. now that you have to say x formerly twitter. it's a lot of that's annoying if you're a content people calling it, which i don't agree with at all. i think like exeter like i know i think like exeter like i know i think the opposite is true about other media. it's definitely talking about gb news. there's no ban on mentioning this place. yes, gets covered a lot, which is i know. and how are they going to get away with. x is arguably the biggest news source

in the world. now that's where you go. you go here for the commentary. and i can't even say the commentary. and then you go to x and then you come back here and then, you know, that's the way that's what that's what my life is anyway. maybe in my bubble, it's just gb news and x, you need a holiday. >> there are still fewer people on twitter x than on other social media platforms like instagram and facebook. >> that's not news. no, but we think that it's this massive, important source and maybe for news, it is certainly all journalists are on it. but more people in their everyday lives will be touched by facebook and instagram. >> but there's loads of sort of inappropriate and hateful stuff on those platforms as well. maybe not. >> send me the links and i'll i shall do. yeah. >> just josh's account, but yeah, yeah. >> independent. jonathan, for those worried that you won't be able to harass women there is a place where you can still do it. >> thank goodness, because my saturday mornings were looking bare. so buffer zones outside abortion clinics. oh, this is a horrible story. >> you'll probably bump into a lot of women, you know. >> yeah, because i've been slinging d all around town. buffer zones outside abortion

clinics should protect women. so why are women still being harassed? good question. so they don't want your kids. they don't want my kids . they'd be lucky. want my kids. they'd be lucky. i've been selling my seed to sperm banks. >> that's the next story. >> that's the next story. >> oh, okay. we'll get into that, so on the 3rd of may last year, the government signed a buffer zones into law, basically making it an offence to obstruct or harass those seeking terminations within 150m of a clinic . so if you've got clinic. so if you've got a little boom box, you could probably play that over 150m away. that's possible. just some ideas. but now, more than a year after the law has passed, the buffer zones have not been implemented and nobody's entirely sure why, i think they actually started making them. and then they sort of just terminated it part way the idea. but i think also patients and staff don't give me that look. you buried that as a joke so much, but we noticed you noticed it . what? you did. well, i don't it. what? you did. well, i don't know. i mean, these these women who've been going to these centres have been not just women , centres have been not just women, trans men. i beg your pardon? have been. they've been sworn at

and heckled and worst handed. their leaflets. >> they've been. oh, yeah. well, no, they've been called murderers and baby killers. it's like a reg d hunter gig. >> and that was an abortion itself. yeah >> but people someone was arrested praying . remember that? arrested praying. remember that? yeah. because. but you wonder why. okay. just pray more than 150m. but, you know, i don't know if prayer needs distance. yeah. does it need. it's like bluetooth is that what it is? yeah. okay. fair enough. what it doesn't answer is why this hasn't been enforced. and when you read some of the abuse that that women and they have, they're right in this country to have an abortion whether you agree with it or not. and the abuse that they get and the people who work there, then you 90, people who work there, then you go, yeah, these zones should be legally enforced. and that's all ihave legally enforced. and that's all i have to say about that. yeah. there's a strong argument that you should be protesting the government, not the women. yes, but i suppose if you if you believe it to be murder, then you would turn up and promote and protest wherever you thought murder was going off. so i understand it's a logic that makes sense within itself. it's just not one that i share, i suppose. >> what do you guys stand on it

on? what the. yeah >> well let's go, the guardian . >> well let's go, the guardian. no, i don't i'm weirdly, i'm sort of less and less into it. less into it, less into it . now, less into it, less into it. now, nowadays, now i've got you can't get laid anymore. and i'm like, oh, these, these, these guys are great. really? yeah. well, i would worry if i ever had five kids, i probably would have, would go back on a different timeline, right. let's look at the guardian. josh and ukip. but it's women's rights. uk sperm experts do whatever you want, ladies. sorry. are they, are exports rather than experts? but then again, i suppose they're both involved. are doing rather well. our sperm. i can't do it. sperm exports harder to say. it's a mouthful. and see, that's not even on the thing. >> oh, no, i might turn pro. >> oh, no, i might turn pro. >> it's a growth industry. just been a gifted amateur , uk sperm been a gifted amateur, uk sperm donations being exported despite ten family limit in the uk. you shouldn't have like more than ten kids created with your sperm. as i found out. you're halfway there. and, but what they're doing is they're export. we're exporters now. so brexit

has been a big success. i don't know why the brexiteers don't go on about our sperm exports more how we're exporting lots of straws. sperm. that's how they're delivered. i don't know , they're delivered. i don't know, straws. lots of straws. yeah. paper ones as well these days . paper ones as well these days. yeah. and but but up to 75 kids. so there's an idea that ten was kind of seen as this limit. like you don't want to suddenly find out that your dad's not your real dad or whatever it is. and then you've got like ten siblings, you've got a son you deal with. yeah so now but now the idea that having 75 is like a bit of a head, like . so, what a bit of a head, like. so, what what i find interesting as well was that we were primarily an importer of sperm in this country back in the day. >> so, yeah, especially some of the people i know , but largely the people i know, but largely from denmark. yes, was that because there's a genetic preference for the tall, tall danish man? >> viking type? >> viking type? >> yes. yeah. what it is are you allowed to choose like the specifics when you when you get sperm? josh, are you allowed to choose which one you want? >> i'm assuming you can make sort of choose different characteristics or whatever, but i mean, my wife does, but they,

we now have a centre based in manchester, and that's the sperm centre of the uk for this company, sperm bank, because that's the prime source of the good stuff. can we go ? good stuff. can we go? manchester is the source of the good stuff. i don't know is it. yeah. the delightful image, the telegraph, jonathan. and which age group claims to be the loneliest? probably because no one wants to hang out with people who are like, oh, i'm so lonely. poor me. >> no prostitutes hang out with lonely people. young suffer more from loneliness than the old reports find. so research by the centre for social justice sounds lame. found 70% of people aged 18 to 24 admitted to feeling lonely, at least some of the time . everyone feels lonely. time. everyone feels lonely. some of the time. this is compared with just 32% of over 75, giving the same answer. so the research suggests that the reasons why people over 75 feel less lonely is because they have a greater sense of community. they speak to their neighbours,

they do volunteering, they have social groups , whereas young social groups, whereas young people are sat behind a screen playing fortnite and making private sperm donations. so i understand why. it's very lonely. >> they turn into a lot of funerals as well. i imagine the older people and there's loads of people there. yeah, yeah, yeah, no, funerals can be fun, you know, but yeah, it's sort of the thing is here they say that they get to talk to their neighbours. well, that's because they have homes and we're all in flats. so that doesn't mention that young people were stuck in, like, little boxes. whatever. they've got . yeah. i'm young, they've got. yeah. i'm young, i'm still young. >> hey . >> hey. >> hey. >> hey, guys. i'm one of you, i am, i'm in a flat. give me a break. so i'm not telling you where. don't stop going. yeah there's no point even robbing us. i've got nothing. but here's the other thing that's interesting is that by 2024, it's expected that 17.4 million adults in the uk will be 65 and oven adults in the uk will be 65 and over. and that's because of illegal immigration and old illegal immigration and old illegal immigrants bringing in the old ones. yes, i believe that's what it is. we have a real issue on our hands. old people coming over here from all

over the world illegally taking our park benches just wanting our park benches just wanting our triple lock pensions, coming back on a cruise. they're not on small boats. there's a difference. it's easy. easy to confuse the two. okay, this is just the final section to go on. we will learn how to get a cup of tea at the tradesmen's and angry women. and who puts the high

next. welcome back to the final section of headliners, the daily mail. josh and people are misunderstanding why it's called builder's tea. it's not because they make it. yeah. this is i mean, this seems unbelievable to mean, this seems unbelievable to me . cheeky homeowners are now me. cheeky homeowners are now asking tradies to make them a cup of tea. shock poll finds. i don't know if i can believe this. say 15% of tradesmen have been asked to feed the family pet or they get requests to collect a parcel. i can understand like if would you mind answering the door if the parcel arrives, i'm out. that makes sense. and 12% have been

asked to take the bins out. maybe that would be like , oh, if maybe that would be like, oh, if you want to get the bins out the way, i don't know. i don't know if i could leave this stuff here, but 1% have been asked to do the washing up. you're 1%. that's insane. this seems this seems to me i got a mate of mine who's a joiner. kelleher's, carpentry in essex. if you mention my name, say josh, and you'll get like, your mates. rates discount. he does excellent work . and i asked him, excellent work. and i asked him, are the joiners are available? i said no they're not. i asked him why? why? you know, why don't you. because i'm always offering cups of tea. that's what i'm famous for. i'm a great tea maker. and i say, do you want a cup of tea? you want a water like, because i'm a man of the people. and then no one ever takes me up on it. no one wants to. and he says, no, no, we don't, we don't. we don't want tea because that means you're going to want to chat to us. oh, i understand that now. so that seems to make sense. so, that's why you don't want it. but the idea to make. how desperate do you have to be to ask someone to make you a cup of tea? that's disgusting. >> disgusting. my mum made, our boiler repair man take me to my

school, play once. okay? i was fagin and in oliver, and i was the only jew in the year. and they made me play fagin. >> that's lovely. but do you think that that might have been your real father? >> no, he was chinese. >> no, he was chinese. >> he wanted you to see. >> he wanted you to see. >> no, no one with my genes could fix a boiler. >> oh, yeah. no. true. of course. sorry fair enough. the daily star, jonathan, is the high street dying? not if you like cannabis. nice. >> i'm more of a carfentanyl man myself. so derelict. uk high street stores with dark secrets behind the shutters. so within britain , there's been a surge of britain, there's been a surge of abandoned high streets in recent years due to rising rent prices and the cost of living crisis and the cost of living crisis and criminals have taken advantage of these empty shops by growing the devil's lettuce, stinky ganja within these hallowed walls . and i say good hallowed walls. and i say good for them. we at gb support this kind of behaviour, so smoke weed every day. and yeah, that's our official position. >> well, in all seriousness, i was woolworths, debenhams. like all old banks, they all went unden all old banks, they all went under. yeah, that's why they're empty. if woolworths had grown

weed, woolworths would still be here and i think that would have been a price worth paying to have. woolworths still exist. edibles and the pick and mix. exactly. just have it all. yeah, that would have been sweet. have a little corner, a little weed corner, whatever that would have been good. >> so i always had good memories of woolworths. i liked. >> that's what i'm saying. >> that's what i'm saying. >> it's a nice place, right? >> it's a nice place, right? >> yeah. i get the munchies. get you got it's like it's all straight away. yeah what they talk about here, the villain, 35. and i just want to congratulate you, daily star, for bringing that back , because for bringing that back, because i haven't read that. the villain they're talking about a weed grower here. but good for you , grower here. but good for you, daily star bringing back that word. yeah, yeah, we need some more villain villainy, stuff like that. but yes, but it is a serious problem, 20,000 businesses have shut since 2020, and. but then what happens to these spaces if they are left vacant, you're going to get criminals going in. >> nature finds a way in weeds grow at the times. >> josh and women are going into the woods to scream out their primal anger about that puts the bears off what they're trying to do. i wouldn't be able to relax. a story of the night here. the

animal rituals, helping la women release their rage. this is californians. they're flocking to these workshops now. my mum, my sister , they're both massive my sister, they're both massive hippies. they're my mum. they're like my sisters . like hippies. they're my mum. they're like my sisters. like has wild women workshops, which is more about dancing and all that stuff. girls gone wild. it's similar. i mean, if you've seen my mum . yep, but what happens my mum. yep, but what happens here is that they all go a bit mental. they meditate, and then they all start screaming things like, oh, do the dishes. are they talking to the tradesmen babies? you genocidal governments and my favourite one. you don't know how to treat a woman. >> it should be a course about that. >> you could go on. yeah, exactly. so just women getting angry and, you know, women have angry and, you know, women have a lot to be angry about. like i say, men were idiots. yeah, but some of the things in there. well, jonathan, i shouldn't i shouldn't take the, the. well, these are your favourite. these are women. are women. >> are women. >> okay . >> okay. >> okay. >> say them about the woman who sent an all caps email. got told off for it and goes on an anger retreat because you're already angry. you're doing all caps.

yeah it's never go. all all caps, one watch, all caps. >> one also has some, f boy energy to release. she thought she cleared a lot of that from her womb by doing a yoni steam, which i highly recommend. yeah. craster's doing one in the other room at the moment. and finally. yeah. and another one had a recent break—up she wanted. basically, they're getting sticks and they're hitting the ground because they don't know to how properly process anger, which is kill small animals at night like men. >> and the woman is charging £50,000, $50,000. this costs 12 sessions of one on one. like she's raking it in. let's try and get this in quickly. the guardian jonathan gen z doesn't like disney, but they also like don't like drinking and sex. so maybe they don't have good taste. >> yeah, they're not wild people are they? so honey, i lost the kids. his generation z. that's funny. his generation z done with disney. so the demographics of disney's recent d23 fan conference highlighted the fact that there weren't really many young people there. young people like josh, and yeah, apparently gen z don't really care about

disney anymore. and this is shown by, the fan culture that doesn't seem to be there. basically disney ruined a bunch of great properties. they ruined star wars, they ruined annie jones. they haven't really made a great classic disney film. >> pixar has been rubbish. maybe apart from the recent inside out two. yeah, it's been basically a terrible generation. ten years of rubbish of whoa, you know, i hate using the word woke, but, you know, all them trying not actually doing great original stories and just trying to put their message in there. and now, unfortunately, it's going to bite them in the bottom because now all the young people just want to watch. tick tock people. well, delightful. the show is nearly over. so let's take a quick look at monday's front pages. the i says thousands of children and teens spiked by vapes or drinks in three years. vape culture the times says big payouts for workers contracted put out of hours. the telegraph says. put out of hours. the telegraph says . starmer accused of says. starmer accused of weakening support for ukraine. the guardian goes with blinken joins 11th hour talks on gaza ceasefire deal daily mail. half of labour mps in pay of unions

and finally the daily star. yes, it did phone home. those are your front pages. that's all we've got time for. thank you to my guests , josh howie and my guests, josh howie and jonathan kogan. i'll be back tomorrow at 11 pm. will i? apparently with jonathan and leo kearse jonathan's back. if you're watching at five. stay tuned. breakfast on the way next. until then, have a good night . night. >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers sponsors of weather on gb news. >> hello and welcome to your latest gb news weather update from the met office. a fine evening of weather ahead. some hazy sunshine, but it will be turning cloudier from the west with rain arriving tomorrow. and that's because we've got some low pressure system out towards the west. but first of all, we do have a ridge of high pressure across most of the country and we have fairly settled conditions through sunday evening. so fairly dry and clear for much of the country. but we do start to see that frontal system pushing into western scotland overnight. that rain turning more persistent here. and we do still have this

strengthening southerly breeze arriving from the west as well. cool though. first across the east and perhaps down into single figures in some rural spots as well, but it will be quite a bright start to the day across eastern parts, particularly for the north—east of scotland at first. but we do have quite a lot of cloud and rain across western parts, and that will be turning more persistent as we head through the day again . some sunshine for the day again. some sunshine for the day again. some sunshine for the far east, but northern ireland are very much a cloudy day, with that rain becoming more persistent through the morning, wales will start to see some showery drizzly showers moving up from the southwest, but central parts and the southeast of england will be seeing sunshine to start the day on monday, and we'll continue with that very much. east west split sunshine for the far east, but very cloudy and we've got some increasing and strengthening southerly winds, and that rain will be turning heavy as we head later on into monday. a rain warning is in force for southwest scotland. difficult driving conditions here. cool underneath this cloud

and rain. best into the mid teens but still some warmth for the southeast of england . by the southeast of england. by tuesday, most of that rain will have cleared away much of the country still lingering on in the far north—east, and it will be a breezy day with blustery showers, particularly across parts of england, and there'll be some strong winds across the far northwest of scotland too. heading into the rest of the next week, it will be staying unsettled with particularly wet and windy weather into wednesday and windy weather into wednesday and thursday. that's all from me. bye for now. >> looks like things are heating up. boxt boilers sponsors of weather

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