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a major disappeared from view in a major storm off sicily. the grainy security camera footage shows more than 70 metre tall mast of the bayesian , just visible the bayesian, just visible through the torrential rain and storm force winds. the mast eventually disappears as the vessel tips over and sinks. efforts by divers to reach inside the wreck are being hampered by debris. among those still unaccounted for is british businessman mike lynch or david tabizel is the friend and former business partner of mike lynch. he told gb news that if anyone can survive, his friend can. >> any chance of him surviving this? he has the strength, the strength to do this and i hope that we aren't talking in the past tense. he is a remarkable man, and if you've had the blessing and the honour to have worked with him or known him,
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this is he's a force of nature and somebody who i think, will become a business, an intellectual and scientific legend in the decades to come . legend in the decades to come. >> emergency services in lincolnshire were called to rescue dozens of people at a seaside pleasure park earlier this evening. the rescue at botton's pleasure park in skegness followed a malfunction of one of the rides. lincolnshire police confirmed 25 people were stranded in mid—air for a number of hours , while for a number of hours, while fire service personnel attempted to get them down safely . king to get them down safely. king charles paid a visit to southport today to meet survivors of last month's stabbing attack, which left three schoolgirls dead. his majesty took time to meet members of the public and those who provided support. in the aftermath of the attack. he also thanked the emergency services,
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who dealt with both the stabbings and the riots that followed . finally, engineers are followed. finally, engineers are picking up the pieces after a rocket exploded at the uk's new spaceport in shetland. it was engulfed in flames during a test launch at the saxavord site. the private company, hoping to make the first uk orbital rocket, has blamed the mishap on an anomaly . blamed the mishap on an anomaly. well, that's all the latest news for the moment. now over to headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts . slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at wednesday's newspapers. i'm
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cressida watson and reviewing the papers on my comedian panel tonight i'm joined by the thinking woman's pork product. >> it's pork hocks and headliners eye candy, carry marks . how are you both? we're great. >> just giggling away over cressida. i have received a gift. something special, a gift. i haven't actually opened it yet, so let's do it now. could be dangerous, could it? bang! right. it's a piggy. it's a it's a pig. it's a piggy. dear paul, why here? is your piggy jealous ? why here? is your piggy jealous? ihope why here? is your piggy jealous? i hope you like him from one of your little rashes. thanks, jill . pathetic. >> oink, oink. i'm very. i'm very happy for you. yes, you. >> so you should be. thank you very much, jill. you absolute legend. >> don't send me any. >> don't send me any. >> jill. i think it's fantastic. why? absolutely brilliant . why? absolutely brilliant. >> very nice. well done. >> very nice. well done. >> lovely, right . >> lovely, right. congratulations. congratulations on your pig . okay, let's have on your pig. okay, let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages. the daily telegraph is leading with probe into hatches left open on doomed super yacht. >> the times has pm warned
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empowering unions will stifle growth. >> the ai has brits without new ,7 eu visa face being turned away at airport in 2025. the daily mail has. could anyone still be alive? the guardian leads with reeves plans tax rise amid alarm over black hole. and finally, the daily star food boffins say we should add fogey caramels to our recipes and those var front pages . okay, those var front pages. okay, let's have a look at the front pages. let's have a look at the front pages . paul, let's have a look at the front pages. paul, what's on the let's have a look at the front pages . paul, what's on the cover pages. paul, what's on the cover of tomorrow's daily telegraph >> well, i'll lock up and deport more migrants fails. cooper i don't know if she's trying to kid unless she's talking about people from the isle of wight or something. but yvette cooper has pledged to detain more illegal immigrants and carry out a record number of deportations. well, this lady has changed her tune slightly, hasn't she? the home secretary will expand immigration detention centres. loves locking people up. they bloomin love it. and she says
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she's going to deport 14,500 people in the next six months. that's. that's not a lot, is it ? that's. that's not a lot, is it? 500 turned up last saturday, so let's not get carried away. i mean , bless her for trying, but mean, bless her for trying, but this seems ridiculous to me. in against the backdrop of what we've just seen with regards to anti—immigrant protests, which i hate. by the way, please don't lock me up. i don't want to go to prison. too i'm pretty. >> fair enough. it's i mean, it's not a lot of people, but it is a start, isn't it? if they actually do it, it's more to be fair. >> it is a start. i don't know quite how they're going to do. i mean, this is assumably assumably presumably sending 14,500 people that are already here and have failed to seek asylum in this country, and they're just going to send them back. so i don't know if it's a win or not. i mean, i assume they're just waiting to be sent back. >> well, it would be a lot better than the rwanda scheme, wouldn't it, kerry? it would be something of a deterrent, don't you think? more so. yes, absolutely. >> so do you know i'm still trying to get over. >> congratulations on your pig. to be honest, that's that's completely thrown me, but. okay. no, it's a it's a good point. i
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thought we were going to cover this story. camilla, the queen of jeans. i really want to know how she got anointed. you are the queen of jeans. yeah, that's what i've always worked for, okay, so. yeah, i'll lock up and deport more migrants. i think she means she's going to do it. personally, i don't think she means it's going to be a government thing. i mean, we're going to see scenes of yvette cooper going out and just holding people by the collar and chucking them into cells and so on. so it could get really interesting. well, look, we haven't even, you know, knife crime is going up. we're not even doing anything about that, really. and meanwhile, we're going to smash all these criminal gangs. i'm not that that hopeful about it at the moment, we're aiming at an extra 280. i can't really read it because it's tiny detention centres, i'm not sure where we're going to put them. and considering we've got no room for prisoners right now, we're going to find all these detention centres. and where are we going to send all the illegal migrants to? i don't know, rwanda's off the cards. so, what's the plan? >> it really is asking you, paul >> it really is asking you, paul. i know, and i do know the plan, but i can't say right away. i can't say right away. it's really starting to feel
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like a bunch of sort of idealistic drunk students have woken up and gone. we're in charge of the country. what are we going to do? and they're asking the biggest wally in the bunch to sort it out. it just happens to be a bloke called keir. but i have no idea how this is going to work out because so far, every day of this six weeks has been utterly ridiculous . ridiculous. >> smash the criminal gangs. we'll just keep saying it. >> just smash labour. >> just smash labour. >> so cynical. carrie watts on the times front page, please. >> well, i'll tell you, it says pm warned empowering unions will stifle growth. so this is the labouris stifle growth. so this is the labour is making a whole lot of new plans to give unions more power. what's that noise? i think that's margaret thatcher turning in her grave, and, so basically what's going on is that labour are bending over as far as they can for the unions to give them anything they want, and business leaders are warning that it could stifle growth , that it could stifle growth, which i don't want to get involved. but they're right. it will, and under the proposals being drawn up by the ministers,
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companies will be forced to recognise and negotiate with unions, even if only a minority of staff or members back the move. so it's going to be even with a tiny number. basically, what's happening is they're moving to a time where everyone will be a union, pretty much. >> yeah, they're kind of getting in where water couldn't, aren't they, paul? there's not going to be. i used to think it was just people in local government and teachers who were in unions, but it's going to be everybody, of coui'se. >> course. >> and, you know, this is exactly what labour do. it's of no surprise whatsoever . nobody no surprise whatsoever. nobody who wouldn't have voted for them, and even those that did vote for them, can't be surprised that they're in bed with the unions . the surprised that they're in bed with the unions. the idea surprised that they're in bed with the unions . the idea that with the unions. the idea that it will stunt growth is true. theidea it will stunt growth is true. the idea that the economy won't grow as a result is also true. but this is why labour in particular are very keen on lots and lots of cheap immigrants coming to work in this country because they're not part of this pay because they're not part of this pay deal. fruit pickers aren't in a union and they've and ever since labour of the 1997 tony blair era, all we've seen is a flood. the floodgates open under the under the guise of growing our economy. and what we're left
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with is, is a very shrunk economy and a very angry population. >> well, unions can be a big thing. we're just getting more and more into the gig market these days. so it's not i don't see how that works, really. unions don't work in our industry, for example. >> not really. >> not really. >> no, no, but they should . >> no, no, but they should. >> no, no, but they should. >> what's on the cover of the i please paul brits without news ,7 eu visa face being turned away at airports in 2025. >> by the way, this is not news. this is what happens in every country outside of mainland europe. you turn up without a visa, then you won't be allowed in if you require a visa. so what's happening here is the i in particular are stirring the pot because brexit is very much back on the table again. and this is the latest thing to come in in into process over the next 12 months that you're going to need a visa to get into europe. and what they're saying is lots and lots of people will turn up to europe, won't have a visa and get deported, i.e. sent home because they can't get in. but
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it's ridiculous. that would happen anywhere if you tried to get into the us without a visa for certain things that would be the case. so all you've got to do is buy your ,7 visa and it's problem solved. >> well, it is a bit of admin isn't it? but what's that? £5. £6? it doesn't sound like a lot, does it, kerry. >> no, i think what they're trying to do here is to say this is what you've done brexit, you know what you've done to yourself. ,7 i think with the cost of a holiday, ,7 isn't a great deal really. but at the same time , you know, brits spend same time, you know, brits spend about £724 same time, you know, brits spend about £72.4 billion a year going on holiday. so i kind of think they should let us off the ,7. yeah. why not? i think we could blackmail them. i think if all of britain just if we had a meeting and said let's uk just said we're not going to go abroad, they'd say, well, we'll let you off the ,7. you know, it's discrimination. >> kerry. >> kerry. >> it is totally. >> it is totally. >> well they could just do two at the bar and then we'd give them more money than that anyway. okay, finally, let's have a look at the daily star. >> kerry, i have no idea what this is going on about because it's just the front page that doesn't give you any clues to what chew what food boffins say. we should add fogey caramels to
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our recipes, and apparently we should add werther's. werther's originals. to our food, which i think is because we're trying to get more old people to get their teeth out faster , otherwise, teeth out faster, otherwise, i have no idea why did you actually know anything about this story? >> what our what our listeners and watchers won't know is that with the daily star, all we get is the front page. because what more do you normally need than scorchio? or, you know, squirrel attack . seagull, but on this attack. seagull, but on this occasion, we've got a genuine story and we have no idea what it means. >> why is there a picture of a man and his child? >> what does that mean? >> what does that mean? >> that's how they used to market them, isn't it? >> that was the advert, was it? oh, you can't do that no more, less cynical grown men with kids. that's against the law. now >> i think it's because old people remember the war. and when there wasn't enough stuff. and so they like they like adding stuff to food, don't they? we're all obsessed with low calorie food nowadays, but they like adding, adding a bit extra. >> speak for yourself. okay i like werther's original, so i'm up for it. >> do you? >> do you? >> yes, the chewy ones. not the old, not the ones you have to like cope anymore. >> can you? your old man teeth?
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>> can you? your old man teeth? >> no, ijust >> can you? your old man teeth? >> no, i just don't like them. they feel glossy. glossy? >> yeah, because your mum says you choke on them. >> brilliant. okay, that's the front pages. done. join us after the break for sadiq khan stirring things up reflections on nicola sturgeons joe biden coming back for one
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welcome back to headliners. i'm cressida wetton , still joined by cressida wetton, still joined by the people's game and paul cox and the people's person kerry marx, kicking this section off with wednesday's telegraph and sadiq khan's building his part up for a change. paul? >> well, indeed, khan hints at brexit split with starmer. sadiq khan has hinted at a brexit split with sir keir starmer by suggesting the uk could rejoin the eu in the medium to long term. so in its general. well, i mean , first of all, sadiq khan mean, first of all, sadiq khan here letting the nation know that he doesn't think his party have created enough division in the last six weeks. so he's just
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going to add something else to the plate. i mean, he hasn't had a look around. is he and gone? it seems like the whole thing is on fire. perhaps we should mention brexit. it doesn't. it seems like bad timing to me, but he obviously feels very safe as the mayor of london to talk about these things, in his, in his general election manifesto, of course, labour said that there will be no return to the single market. the customs union or free movement. so i'm not sure what we can believe anymore from labour. every time they say anything there seems to be there's someone within the party who says something completely opposite, or they do something completely opposite, or they do some absolutely mad stuff like locking people up for three years for saying naughty words. so i have no idea what's going to come around the corner now. so the idea that, sadiq khan might be able to push for us rejoining the eu by christmas, who knows, could happen . who knows, could happen. >> well, he's definitely not saying christmas, is he, carrie? if at all. and keir starmer has been very clear that this isn't going to happen. >> he said it isn't going to happen. correct. >> well that's that then. see you tomorrow. >> i'm just reiterating tonight ,
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>> i'm just reiterating tonight, i'd like to start by apologising for my comments on paul's pig. pig, pig. paul, yes. so does does sadiq khan no , he's the does sadiq khan no, he's the london mayor. does he know what ladies in? does he know that he's got a lot on. >> he should be getting on with that. do your own work before you start trying to do kids. >> yes. there's knife crime going on and other stuff. and instead he's solving brexit, he says there will there will need to be a conversation about whether we have a better future inside the eu or outside of it. does he know there was one? there was a very long one, and it ended in a referendum, okay. he conceded that it would not be possible to rejoin in the short term, so at least he doesn't have to be a rushed conversation, apparently. but then he says this. this is the bit i love, he was asked whether he agreed with sir keir and mr khan told the statesman magazine the new statesman magazine well, ihope the new statesman magazine well, i hope keir has a very long lifetime. i don't want i'm going to read this in the i'm not sure how he said it like this. i hope he has a very long lifetime. i don't want any conspiracy theories about how long i want keir to live for.
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>> well, that's because keir said not in my lifetime, yes, i know, but nevertheless. >> so sinister though, isn't it? >> so sinister though, isn't it? >> that is really. i don't want to go there, bless him. but there weren't any conspiracy theories. what are you talking about? he's going to kill keir. yeah, this is what's happening. he's coming out with it, i don't know, okay. >> staying with the telegraph in 2021, nicola sturgeon launched a national mission to tackle scotland's drug crisis . have you scotland's drug crisis. have you got an update on this for us, carrie? how's it going? >> it's not good. it's not good at all. things are going bad, scots drugs, deaths have risen by 12% as tories brand scandal, sturgeon's legacy. you know, this is the problem with leader worship. you get this, you know, whether it's blair obama , trump, whether it's blair obama, trump, angela merkel, nicola sturgeon, you really should judge leaders on what they leave behind, you know, and as far as what, nicola sturgeon left behind is largely a really damaged party damaged country and hopes that when she started for devolution and now just something people wish whilst blowing out birthday candles, you know, it's not going too well. scotland's drug
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death rate remained the highest in europe so that is going quite well . well. >> carry well yeah. >> carry well yeah. >> if that's what they if that's what they're aiming for they've really impressive record the next worst country. sorry. almost triple the next worst. triple the next worst country which is extraordinary. i love i do love scotland by the way. i think it's marvellous. it's great up there. but they're proud of all the most. they're proud of all the most. they're proud of all the most. they're proud of their unhealthy food. deep fried mars bar. anyone of buckfast and drugs. and do you know, the first time i went to glasgow, i got into a taxi. the first time i ever went there, i got into a taxi and i said, drive me around and show me all the sights. and we were driving around for ages and he didn't show me anything. and i said, are we passing anything? and he said, yeah, we've passed all the bars, the bars. that's what the great sights were of glasgow. so you could have. well, i think they've got some work to do. scotland averaged 277 deaths per million people aged 15 and 64 last year, the next highest country in europe in europe were estonia, with 95. now compare 95
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to 270 277 and norway with 86. so yeah , absolutely. it's not so yeah, absolutely. it's not going well. >> so obviously care is going to get a lot of abuse about that in the break. paul, if you love scotland you'd like to say about the beautiful city of glasgow. >> well i've never been to glasgow actually i've been to a few cities very pretty. edinburgh is beautiful. i'd say east fife is even more beautiful, particularly lower largo, where i was last week. >> lower largo , lower largo. >> lower largo, lower largo. >> lower largo, lower largo. >> oh, i love largo. i went to upper largo as well, look, she she did a great job. i mean, i'm, i'm a i'm a known for being a unionist. unionist i think sturgeon did an absolutely fantastic job. and she's got the motorhome to prove it. so i don't i'm all for nicola sturgeon. and this will be a legacy. a legacy will be, high drug deaths and men and women's prisons and that should be applauded. >> and don't forget that campervan. okay paul, joe biden's been allowed to stay up late for a special occasion. this is in the time he was, wasn't he ? wasn't he? >> bless him. joe biden, a
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vintage speech reminiscent of the glory days. i have no idea . the glory days. i have no idea. when they were only six weeks ago. that wasn't the glory days . ago. that wasn't the glory days. dufing ago. that wasn't the glory days. during a frantic efforts to save his campaign for a second term in office, president biden pledged to not schedule any events after 8 pm. so that he could get more rest on monday. just gone. the 81 year old found himself walking on stage for more than two hours after his bedtime deadline. these are the words that are written yet delivered, a vintage performance that was a reminder of how he earned the white house in the first place. he earned that through illegal ballots, i think. but, fair play to him. fair play to the old fella. i mean, my nan had dementia and even she had good days, but it didn't qualify her to run the free world. and i'm not sure that one last hurrah were they where they pumped him full of drugs to make him stand up for the evening, is the right thing for the president of the usa and kamala harris. kamala harris, shall i say , is a close second shall i say, is a close second to that. i don't think she's any better either. well, do you think, kerry, that was very negative? >> yes, sir. »- >> yes, sir. >> i mean, what what have you
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got to say about these wallies? there was millions of show. there was millions of show. there were alastair campbell, was it that was it. that thing that guy virtually killed half of iraq and convinced us that we should do so. and he's there applauding these people . applauding these people. >> so i just, you know, i look at that and wouldn't have looked right booing though, would he come on. i mean there's a behaviour rule there. and i thought actually it was it was quite a dignified official farewell speech after a long career. but i agree with you reading through this and the whole bedtime deadline that he was defying is kind of a country literally started sending him to bed, right? biden going, it's your bedtime, it's your go to bed now. >> i think that's what all the cheering was. they're all going crazy because they're like, yes, finally, yeah, move on. >> move on. yeah. because for a while now it's been stopped playing with the country joe and go to bed, you know, and he said, folks we just got to remember who we are, which is really sweet because he doesn't always remember who he is. i thought it was a lot of genuine emotion, you know, it's a farewell one. they love him, and being i
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think, though, being a leader is, is a bit like having sex with someone , you know, in the with someone, you know, in the sense that if someone not doing it well, i'll tell you about it. if during it's someone's telling you how great you are and what a good job you're doing, that's very lovely . if they ask you to very lovely. if they ask you to pull out and afterwards they tell you how grateful they are, it's not always quite, quite so positive, you know, and i think there's a little bit of this going on here and seeing everyone there with their, their, you know, i heart biden signs and so on, which they're all given out anyway and pelosi and so on. and, also, why do you if you love someone, you don't use their surname, do you? that's a bit weird. but if people love if people love you, people love if people love you, people go, yeah , exactly. i love people go, yeah, exactly. i love paul people go, yeah, exactly. i love paul. you don't say, i love cox. so people do do. >> they've got t shirts. don't you think, >> well i don't talk to those people. >> absolutely do. right kerry a story now from the eye about some cheeky iranian hackers who'd believe it. >> iran is behind trump campaign hack us intelligence says this isn't even a big scandal, is it? it should be, but it isn't. even nowadays, there's so much hacking. and of course, we had
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qatar in the european union a few years ago and the russian bot farms, where they literally grow bots in film, in fields, not films in fields. i'm imagining. is that what a bot farm is? i guess so, it's just, you know, obviously these big these countries are trying to subvert everything they can and to spy on everything they can. and, i can't. i'm not surprised by this. this is this information is coming out from the fbi and the office of the director of national intelligence and the cybersecurity and infrastructure security. these are mouthful security agency, these are initialisms, by the way, not acronyms. just point that out . acronyms. just point that out. but the office of director of national intelligence could be the odney. why didn't they go with that? what's wrong with these people, anyway ? and the these people, anyway? and the sis, so cybersecurity and infrastructure security agency, they they've said that iranian hackers sought access to individuals with direct access to the presidential campaigns of both political parties and have been getting increasingly
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aggressive. and this has been going on for a long time now. and we're in a new age where we have to find new ways of shutting this down, i guess. >> yeah. i mean, this isn't really a big surprise, is it, paul? this is what we'd expect. >> it isn't. but i saw media outlets last week sort of poo poo this as disinformation. of course, all disinformation becomes information. all you have to do is put about a week between the two, and you end up with actual information. it's like pseudoscience and science. pseudoscience. one week, science the next week disinformation, one week information the next. so we are we are seeing a lot of politicking at play. but of course it is . i mean, of course course it is. i mean, of course other countries are trying to interfere. that's what the internet's for, isn't it? >> for exclusively for. okay, closing this section. we're in the daily mail with some news from gaza. >> paul. yeah. israel recovers bodies of british hostage nadav pop popplewell from gaza, along with five other israeli captives, weeks after it emerged the 51 year old had been murdered by hamas. so nadav, who was originally from leeds, of
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course, was confirmed dead in june as part of an israeli operation in the khan yunis area of southern gaza. and of course, this is a very unwelcome news, but a timely reminder of the fact that hamas are terrorists. and what happened on october 7. and what happened on october 7. and it's often forgotten in amongst all the blurb that goes on, on shows like this or on on the internet or whatever. this all started on october 7th, when innocent people, three from one family here, because this was a 51 year old and his brother was shot. it was also, his mother, a 79 year old, was taken captive as well. i don't think she's been doing too well, so this is a timely reminder of why we are in this situation, and it's all very good talking about negotiating with hamas. but ultimately we have to stop hamas. >> kerry. anything to add? >> kerry. anything to add? >> yeah, just that hamas are now six bargaining chips down for getting getting a peace deal. and also a few days ago, they shot three hostages, one of them killed and two women. i think they reported as being shot. we don't know what happened to
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them. so yeah, the whole the whole chance of getting any kind of peace arrangement or a ceasefire deal. and you've got to understand that this deal is being brokered by all interested parties that don't stand a chance anyway, or don't have the right interests at heart. anyway, you know, qatar, the houses, hamas and egypt that that runs tunnels into gaza supplying weapons and so on. so, if a, if any kind of peace deal happens, i think that'd be great. but i'm, i'm not seeing much hope of it right now personally. >> well said. that's the end of part two. come back for part three and we'll be hearing about free speech speech avoid and what librarians are on the lookout for. don't go
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welcome back to headliners opening this section with the express and calls for yvette cooper to create even more new legislation. where is she going to find the time to do that? >> kerry i don't know, because she's busy personally putting
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illegal immigrants away, this is richard tice who's demanding new laws from yvette cooper richard tice, deputy of reform uk and he's demanding this because of a woman who was arrested for silently praying, which is a new one on me. i didn't know that was a thing, but, the deputy has warned that the police arrest is yet more proof of two tiered policing in britain. and then he blasted two tiered policing. so he warned, and blasted, which is quite a lot of effect. that's a lot of effort . yes, totally. i lot of effort. yes, totally. i should have make some difference. so he's demanding a new free speech bill, which i don't know. i thought we already had free speech, but apparently not enough . is it a thought not enough. is it a thought crime to pray now or in silence? i like silent prayers. >> well, no, she was not doing it. but yeah, she got one and an apology. >> i think it's the arrest that he's talking about, though, yeah. she's accused west midlands police of two wrongful arrests, false imprisonment, assault and battery after an intrusive home search and a
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breach of her human human rights. what were they looking for in a home search? try and find where the pray was written down, where she keeps her thoughts. the cupboard of thought. yeah it's like something from harry potter. >> a bit of silent prayers. >> a bit of silent prayers. >> i don't think he's really calling for a new piece of legislation. >> is he ? he's making a point, >> is he? he's making a point, isn't he, paul, about free speech. and i'm praying for a new bill. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> isn't he. >> isn't he. >> well, i don't i don't know, i don't i think isn't he do you really think he really i still think, i still think he wants him to use the old. >> he is. i still think chris is right in the sense that he's just trying to highlight this issue against the backdrop of what we're seeing at the moment. >> i don't think cressida is right. i think i think he wants a new bill. this is here. he says he's demanding a new bill. >> what do you what do you think, piggy? >> this show has gone mad. look, this was like when people say, i'm leaving and they want you to say , no, don't go. say, no, don't go. >> he doesn't mean it. he's. he's highlighting the point that we need to define exactly what yvette cooper is talking about. >> they should bluff him and come up with a new free speech bill, see how he likes that. >> it won't get through. they don't believe in it. i mean, i'm
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praying. i'm praying that no one ever hears my thoughts because they are getting darker by the day . i they are getting darker by the day. i mean, where does this stuff end? where is it going? this is what worries me. >> i get very nervous about neuralink. every time they say it's improving, i think, oh, don't you know, i mean, she was within a buffer zone where she wasn't allowed to think, yeah, that's true. >> and that was under a tory government. she was in a buffer zone outside an abortion centre. and that's a whole other discussion which we won't get into now. but she was in the buffer zone outside an abortion centre, praying and praying for i assume, babies that were being aborted , now that there is so aborted, now that there is so much going on there. but the idea that you can punish someone for thinking and praying is way beyond the pale. it's absolutely ridiculous. it's not even overreach from a government. it's overreach in the overreach. and i really don't know where this ends now. >> fair enough . okay. we're >> fair enough. okay. we're staying with the express for news about insensitive cultural desecration in newcastle. paul, you've got this. that's right. >> pep, a woke university that
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makes sense in a minute. woke university takes aim at off limit. geordie term after students are left triggered. this is a staff at newcastle university have urged, people not to say pet after it's deemed inappropriate in an equality and inclusion toolkit. how are you, pet now ? obviously there's a pet now? obviously there's a whole bunch of stuff going on there . and, by the way, we there. and, by the way, we should never refer to this stuff as a toolkit, ever. toolkits fix things. this is just dismantling aeons of culture, particularly within the north west, north east. sorry, newcastle north east, because this is this genuinely is meant as a term of affection derogatorily used. i'm sure, 0.0, nought, nought 1% of the time. okay. and we're allowed tolerance in life. believe it or not, labour are allowed tolerance . now i really allowed tolerance. now i really am starting to get totally fed up with this stuff. we read these stories on here for obvious reasons, but the idea that we have to keep capping and
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kerbing language in case it upsets someone is utterly ridiculous. >> paul's just nervous in case i ever share my whatsapp publicly. kevin, what do you think? >> okay, i think there's a reality to it where where there's a natural change that happens. you know, some changing of words happens over time. we discuss words forever , very discuss words forever, very often we go a bit too far and then come back to something that's a bit more normal. but you remember, this has been going on this goes this is all human history, really. but when i was growing up, it was the political correctness was the term. and then people were saying political correctness has gone too far, and then it would come back again, there including so many words here. but it's the point they consider these things incredibly. the word incredibly sexist, such as man up or the word bossy. do you remember the bossy campaign a little while ago where feminists were saying, don't call us bossy? it was like, wow , okay, you know who? like, wow, okay, you know who? you terrify me , and they say the you terrify me, and they say the guide was described the guide that's been put out has been described as a laughing stock, which i'm surprised you can say that because that's making fun of clowns and draconian punishment, do you know where
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the word triggered comes from? they're saying these are triggering the word triggered. started in america with american psychologists who were who were studying effects of veterans after war. and they used the word trigger, but they didn't use it in front of the vets because it is in itself triggering , obviously. right. triggering, obviously. right. and then what happened? was it suddenly really caught on where we were using the word triggering all over the place with the big feminist push, just as hundreds of thousands of soldiers were arriving back from war zones from afghanistan and elsewhere, hearing the word trigger all over the place. >> he's not just a really handsome man, is he? i mean, he's unbelievable amounts of information . information. >> i'm just pointing out the irony of all this, really, that whatever you say, there's always going to be a problem with it. there's always going to be someone who can find a way of being upset. so it's man up. >> absolutely. come on, mate, good times. next an exciting news. systemic racism is going to be completely eradicated by 2030. how kerry librarians will save us librarians in wales should avoid holding meetings in racist buildings . racist buildings. >> you've seen some of those
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buildings. according to new training guidelines. so of course we've got to identify which buildings have a history of racism. and they should mention that in their talks. and so on. i'm wondering whether we're also going to stop going to sexist buildings. you know, the ones that were built by men , the ones that were built by men, you know. well, some of them are quite phallic. just about all buildings . yes, yes, phallic buildings. yes, yes, phallic ones as well, so anti—racist wales action plan which pledged pledged to eradicate systemic systemic racism by 2030. they're going to eradicate racism, which is going to be incredible. that's very, very ambitious. training is being devised as part of the 130 zero zero £0 government funded project project to instruct local librarians in how to deal with issues such as dominant paradigm of whiteness, which is obviously something very bad, and staff should be trained in anti—racist practices. do you know the word shush is colonialist? i've decided it is spreading around to see how. let's see how that works out. >> we're going to get an excellent origin story then, but we didn't get one.
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>> this goes into the same area of all these land acknowledgements now. and you know, i had this in australia where there were buildings i went into and even on a bus at one point where we had to have a land acknowledgement of saying that this land was stolen, but we're still on the bus. we know it's not like anything. yeah, we're not going to do anything about it. no, of course not. >> i mean, buildings aren't racist, though, are they? kerry i've even been in i've been in plenty of flat roof pubs and even they're not racist buildings themselves are not racist. i mean, this is mental. you lot are mental. this is getting honestly, it's getting ridiculous. now, don't hold anti—racism training in a racist building . mental. i mean, sounds building. mental. i mean, sounds like something from the mighty boosh. i mean, you it is ridiculous. >> very good. paul, if men can get pregnant now, then this story in the guardian makes perfect sense. >> i am not pregnant. the manly thing to do. the young men recruiting each other to fight the abortion, fight for abortion rights. and this is a group called men for choice. so this
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is now two years after the us supreme court overturned roe versus wade and allowed more than a dozen states to ban almost all abortions, most men in the united states support abortion rights , and 65% of them abortion rights, and 65% of them are aged 18 to 29, and they support all forms of abortion. and i don't think that particular age bracket is in your face. you pulled in or i don't know what all sorts of abortion means, but the idea that the 18 to 29 year olds support abortion, because of course they do. i mean , course they do. i mean, historically, it's men of that age that have been talking women into having an abortion so that their wives don't find out. >> yeah. yeah, absolutely. this is i mean, this is very this feels like a sort of an opportunity to show off, doesn't it? i recruited somebody, i brought somebody along to my cause. what do you think, kerry? yes. >> they want to make it a man's cause. really we first told that men should largely keep out of it and let women decide what to do with their bodies. and now men should be more involved and
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tell women what to do with their bodies. this is to get men to. i don't even get the point of this. really. men should be more involved in deciding or in or making being pro—choice, as i say. isn't it just am i getting this right? >> i reckon be careful lads, it's a very fine line. you'll get in trouble the other way. next. i'm closing this section more news from the guardian. and they're celebrating our heritage. or bits of it? kerry. >> colonialism and nationalism. we're rejecting all that to the folk musicians. rethink britishness, which is which is good. that they're rethinking britishness. this is why britishness. this is why britishness has felt all rethought recently. thanks to these people. i feel very rethought about it all, and exciting british collectives such as broadside hacks and shovel dance collective are embracing ancient traditions to create an ultra inclusive form of folk, which is interesting. we've moved beyond inclusive. now we're into ultra inclusive, like the final word extreme inclusive, i'll read a little bit of this to you . the nine bit of this to you. the nine piece shovel dance collective smear traditional tunes with
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psychogeographic field recordings during the pandemic, they created a swirling, hour long youtube drone epic encouraging viewers to join the london renters union . meanwhile, london renters union. meanwhile, slacker trad duo milkweed evacuate excavate obscure folk literature via samples to produce an ancient form of experimental hip hop. i'm sure you've all got that now. yeah >> was that a slacker? trad? oh, who cares? brilliant. what do you think? >> i'm sure they're very good. i'll decide by hearing them rather than by all these. these are just their selling points, isn't it? this is what they say, in an interview. and this is a long list of each band and how they describe their revolutionary position, which is, you know, it's nice. they've got a mission statement and i think i don't really by its very nature, though, you don't reinvent folk music, folk music is from the people, for the people, about what's happening at that time. >> so it's constantly reinventing itself. >> and, you know, people, i think they're taking it further up its backside than it's ever been before. by the sound of it, i didn't think some levels of folk music could go any further up the old rectal passage .
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up the old rectal passage. >> but but these chaps, particularly the shovel dance collective, have really gone seriously internal. >> i remember when we were all offended that mumford and sons were wearing waistcoats and t shirts. that seems a distant memory those days. >> then one of them read a book just the final section to go come back after the break to find out what men are doing less of, what depressed people are doing more and what some
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welcome back to the final section of headliners starting with the guardian and paul. if couples can't agree on who puts the toilet seat down, how are they ever going to sort this out? >> well good question. when a couple doesn't want more kids or any in brackets who should get snipped. so this is a story about our reproductive systems and we'll get on to it in a minute. but a vasectomy takes about 20 minutes to do in a clinic with minimal, invasive
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andifs clinic with minimal, invasive and it's invasion and it's quicker to heal. by contrast, the procedure is available to those to those with a uterus are more complicated. so we see straight away what the problem might be here. and because this is a story in the guardian, there are 12 pages about the reproductive system. and not once do they say the word woman. woman which is interesting in itself. but this is something i've been thinking about recently, because this is about time this government stopped making piglets. >> is that why you got that one? >> is that why you got that one? >> is that why you got that one? >> i mean, this is your way around it just sat here. can i just did i just say it's about time this gavin stopped? >> remind us how many piglets you've got, paul? >> just the one. just the one. you've got a good one. but it's about. and she is. she's mad. we shouldn't make any more of her. there's a fascinating story, because who does get the snip? i think ultimately, it always feels right for the guy to get the snip. really? because it's so uninvasive . really. i mean, so uninvasive. really. i mean, it's not nice. i won't describe it's not nice. i won't describe it on television because people will be eating their breakfast
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tomorrow morning. but the idea that a woman would essentially have some sort of hysterectomy or tubes tied. i mean, i'm not doctor. >> big deal , doctor. >> big deal, isn't it? i was stunned it said 27% of contraceptive using women relied on female sterilisation. what? that's way too high. surely. >> well, it seems too high to me. i mean, they're talking from an american perspective in this particular story, i believe. yes, they are, but i mean, why why aren't they? they're the best, carrie. >> why? why are they giving everything in dollars here and telling us about the americans? >> it's the currency in america, mate. >> yes, but why are they not telling us about us? you know, it's the guardian. i thought our country. >> everything starts in america. >> everything starts in america. >> is that right , >> everything starts in america. >> is that right, yeah. this >> everything starts in america. >> is that right , yeah. this is >> is that right, yeah. this is largely about who makes the or who gets the job done in a couple, you know, and how it's decided and so on, which i thought i don't know, i've not beenin thought i don't know, i've not been in this situation as far as your thing goes. i think people should vote whether you should have it or not. >> please for vote piglets or no piglets. >> write in and tell paul whether he should have the snip or not. i think if you want more
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men to do it, don't call it the snip. that's awful. it is a snip, though. the snip? yeah, but that sounds even the word the is awful. it's not just like a snip. i can handle a snip, but the snip is huge. call it something like the tough guy challenge. that's true . i tell challenge. that's true. i tell you, loads of men will get it done anyway. >> okay. moving on. a story in the daily mail. and when it comes to treating depression, one man's treasure is another man's eruption of psychotic phenomena. >> kerry. ketamine went from being party drug to depression therapy on the nhs. patients take to tiktok to share how being treated with the drug that killed matthew perry feels like being stuck in a nightmare for weeks. or at least that's how some people's experience with it. and i should say that the matthew perry thing very tragic, but i believe that was overdose. bad advice. et cetera. et cetera. and people making money out of him and so on, which happened there, which is really awful. the thing about this story, though, is i think i think with all these pages, it's been written by someone on cocaine because they obviously just couldn't stop writing. and we have we have endless examples
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from different people, good at good and bad of their ketamine experience. so yes, ketamine has some beneficial sides to it, arguably. but if you overdo it, it's bad. you might know that ketamine is often called a horse tranquilliser, mainly because it can be used for that purpose . can be used for that purpose. it's very odd to call it a horse tranquilliser because it is a horse tranquilliser if you give a horse enough of it, if you give that horse, that horse half the amount, he has a great time. >> but when horses call it a human party drug, you know, when was the last time you saw a horse at a rave, though? >> well, you obviously haven't been to the raves. i've been to because, you know, it's just not that unusual, says the man. says a man sitting there with his pig- >> look at the phillies over there. >> actual phillies. we've got some textiles news in the mirror now, paul. >> we have indeed the turin shroud. a scientists make breakthrough discovery after analysing cloth jesus was buried in. so the shroud of turin are also known as the turin shroud or the holy shroud has been at the centre of centuries worth of
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controversies , with religious controversies, with religious figures having long held that the son of god was wrapped in the son of god was wrapped in the material after his biblical execution wasn't a biblical execution. at the time. it was later because it wasn't in the book at the time. at the time, it was just an execution. but the national research heard it here first. exactly. i'm trying breaking. i'm trying to compete with kerry's origin stories. national research council employed a technique named wide angle x—ray scattering, which had to be used on me once and found and found. the shroud is likely to be is likely to be as close to 2000 years old. so the story really is that they've proven the shroud is about 2000 years old. they haven't proven that jesus was wrapped in the shroud , but he could have been shroud, but he could have been because someone 2000 years ago was. or more more accurately between 55 and 74 ad, which i believe stands for after dead . believe stands for after dead. >> it's still pretty impressive, isn't it? being able to date
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something? >> it is. yeah. they've managed to compare it with cloth around the time. it's very similar, but in the same shop, i think. i think the comparisons were receipts and they went, yeah, this one was bought in. it looks about right. yeah. shrouds are us. and the other one. brilliant. >> okay. the show is nearly oven >> okay. the show is nearly over. so let's take another quick look at wednesday's front pages. the daily telegraph has probe into hatches left open on doomed superyacht the times has. pm warned empowering unions will stifle growth. the i leads with brits without new seven year eu visa face being turned away at airport in 2025, the daily mail has could anyone still be alive? the guardian has revealed plans tax rise amid alarm over black hole. and finally, the daily star has food boffins say we should add fogey caramels to our recipes. and those were your front pages. that's all we have time for. thank you to our guests, paul and kerry. we're back tomorrow at 11:00 pm with andrew doyle nick dixon and lewis schaffer. if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned
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then it is going to be turning quite quickly, quite cloudy and a bit wet across the far west of scotland. a brighter , drier part scotland. a brighter, drier part for eastern parts of scotland and northeast england. two cloud quickly spilling across northern ireland. so a grey start here and a bit damp in some parts as well. some showers down the western side of england and wales for central and eastern parts it is going to be a mostly bright start, though there could be some high level cloud making the sunshine a little bit hazy across central eastern parts of england. it is going to turn a bit cloudier as we go through the day, but staying largely dry. however, towards the north and west we have that feature i mentioned at the start and this is going to bring some very wet and windy weather turning really pretty unpleasant. feeling unpleasant then towards the northwest, but in the southeast, temperatures getting into the low 20s. so warm enough in any sunshine. more wet weather to come as we go through thursday, the system will gradually make its way southeastwards, but it breaks up, diminishes a little bit as it goes. so in the
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bankrupt you to hit ridiculous green targets. >> plus, we're not having it. we're going to keep this fight up and we'll keep going until we get an agreement that we can support. >> well and he's won hasn't he. has mick lynch of the rmt has just been offered a bumper pay rise as well. who's next as labour pay? their union mates and stanley petrillo . and stanley petrillo. >> petrillo sulphinyl that man is running as a woman at the paralympics, but he's hit back against his critics. >> i thought the queen was incredible. i mean, think of it all those years, 75 years, she's almost never made a mistake. >> well, a new biography says the late queen slammed trump. but is it really true? i will talk to a palace insider. >> plus, i'll take my message on in the morning. take five hours on my knees and then crack cocaine. >> scotland tops the drug death
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league table. are the snp to blame on my panel tonight it's broadcaster and columnist esther krakue, the director of the centre of migration economic prosperity, stephen wolfe and journalist jonathan lis. oh, and what happens next here? get ready britain , here we go . ready britain, here we go. can britain survive five years of starmer . next? of starmer. next? >> well good evening. it's 9:02. the latest news from the gb news centre. new video has been released showing the moment a british super yacht disappeared from view in a major storm off sicily early on monday morning. the greek footage shows the 75
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metre tall mast of the bayesian, just visible through the torrential rain and storm force winds. the mast eventually disappears as the vessel tips over and sinks. efforts by divers to reach inside the wreck are being hampered by debris. the body, recovered yesterday, has been formally identified as the vessel's chef, canadian ricardo thomas. among those unaccounted for is british businessman mike lynch and his daughter. well, david tabizel is the friend and former business partner of mike lynch. he spoke exclusively to michelle dewberry earlier tonight and said if anyone can survive , his friend can. >> any chance of him surviving this? he has the strength , the this? he has the strength, the strength to do this. and i hope that we aren't talking in the past tense. he is a remarkable man, and if you've had the blessing and the honour to have
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