>> good evening. the top stories from the gb newsroom. let's start this bulletin with some breaking news. german police have reportedly caught the person suspected of yesterday's stabbing spree in western germany. that coming into us, according to the german news website der spiegel, they have reportedly taken him into custody at this time. a second man was detained late this evening in a building housing refugees close to the site of the attack in the city centre. earlier, a 15 year old boy was detained in connection with the stabbing. he's not the main suspect, but is alleged to have known about the attack, which killed three people and injured eight others. the islamic state terror group has claimed responsibility for the attacks this evening. they said it was in revenge for muslims in palestine and everywhere. five of those wounded are in a life

threatening condition . a threatening condition. a manslaughter investigation has begun into the sinking of a years, told the sun newspaper he's let down isinking.y , years, told the sun newspaper he's let down isinking of a begun into the sinking of a superyacht in sicily, where superyacht in sicily, where british tech tycoon mike lynch british tech tycoon mike lynch and his teenage daughter hannah, and his teenage daughter hannah, lost their lives. italian lost their lives. italian authorities say the authorities say the investigation is in its initial investigation is in its initial stages and are not currently stages and are not currently looking at anyone specifically . looking at anyone specifically . looking at anyone specifically. looking at anyone specifically. however, prosecutors do believe however, prosecutors do believe offences were committed, offences were committed, possibly involving the captain , possibly involving the captain , possibly involving the captain, crew, ship builder or others. possibly involving the captain, crew, ship builder or others. the luxury yacht landed on its the luxury yacht landed on its right hand side, but all bodies right hand side, but all bodies were found in a cabin on the were found in a cabin on the left. detectives warn it may left. detectives warn it may take months to unravel the take months to unravel the incident . former footballer and incident . former footballer and incident. former footballer and tv presenter jermaine jenas has incident. former footballer and tv presenter jermaine jenas has apologised after sending apologised after sending inappropriate messages to two inappropriate messages to two female colleagues . jenas has female colleagues . jenas has female colleagues. jenas has been sacked as a pundit and female colleagues. jenas has been sacked as a pundit and presenter by the bbc, but presenter by the bbc, but maintains he's done nothing maintains he's done nothing illegal. he also argued the illegal. he also argued the messages were with two messages were with two consenting adults. the 41 year consenting adults. the 41 year old, who's been married for 13 old, who's been married for 13 years, told the sun newspaper years, told the sun newspaper

he's let down his family , he's let down his family , he's let down his family, friends, colleagues and the women involved. he says he's now seeking help very

headliners now for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gb news. >> dot com. forward slash alerts . >> dot com. forward slash alerts. >> dot com. forward slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners, your first look at sunday's newspapers with three comedians. i'm stephen allen, and tonight i'm joined by a man who will be called a terrorist under the new misogyny laws. lewis schaffer and his future cellmate, nick dixon. so at least you'll spend more time together at some stage. >> i would enjoy that. i don't think nick is really that happy with me. most of the time. sometimes he is. >> he's a good sitcom, though. yeah, definitely. me and lewis in the cell under starmer's regime for misogyny. that's so good. that's virtually what this show is already. yeah, that's effectively it. so we're allowed out sometimes. >> yeah. one of us would have to deny it. i didn't, you know, the other one would have to like,

say you okay. >> no, you're right. it wouldn't make it past series one, would it? make it past series one, would it.7 look at that. the wheels fell straight off. right. let's take a look at the front pages. the mail on sunday goes with kirsty's fury as social services probe her son's interrail trip. we'll get more on that soon. observer. things can only get worse . the sunday express says worse. the sunday express says pubuc worse. the sunday express says public at risk over prison release plan. the telegraph. starmer things will get worse before they get better. slightly more positive sunday times says number 10 pass for labour donor who gave £500,000. and finally, the daily star. sunday a bloke asked me for a date at my hubby's funeral and those are your front pages . a closer look your front pages. a closer look at the front pages. then we will start with the sunday telegraph. lewis >> sunday. telegraph. starmer. things will get worse before they get better. and this is in they get better. and this is in the telegraph . and this is like the telegraph. and this is like a non news story because it hasn't happened yet . he hasn't hasn't happened yet. he hasn't said this. he's supposed to say

it on this on the on tuesday. and i don't know i didn't i didn't get to the point where he said he was going to say it. but this is only only in britain would somebody say things are going to get worse before they get better. i mean he's he should have i think he said that enough during before the election. and he's saying the tories left us with no money and whatever and, and but we're the tories to say, you know, you're just using this as a groundwork to increase taxes, isn't it. >> like a well—known phrase, it's always darkest before the dawn. it's not like he's just invented the idea of things getting worse before they get better. and the story also, we previously we know they've been talking about this massive black hole of money, but he's also saying there's like a societal problem that they've been left with. >> well, i'm old enough to remember when jemmy carter gave a speech. have you heard about this speech that jemmy carter gave president carter in like 1979, where he said the whole america was in a deep, dark space and people were like, really bad right now. and we got to work our way out of it. and he was totally destroyed in the election by ronald reagan, because americans don't want to

hear that stuff. and i don't think british people want to hear that stuff. we've heard enough of it. what are you going to do.7 you're enough of it. what are you going to do? you're a dictator already. what you did with these protesters was horrific and undemocratic and maybe it was deserved, but it was totally handled wrong. and the people are fed up. so we want to hear a little bit of bright news. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> it's not cool, britannia, is it? it's not 1997. it's not tony blair. >> no. well, it's influenced by blair. i mean, he had things only get better. he's gone with things will get worse. needs a little bit of work. i would suggest, things will be great for his cronies as we'll get onto in the next story. but it's going to be the classic labour they're going to tax. they said they're going to tax. they said they wouldn't, but they will. it's going to be capital gains inheritance tax, raid on businesses. all the normal labour stuff though he does say one thing that's accurate. he says i won't shy away from making unpopular decisions now. that's definitely true. and i thought it was disgusting. again, building on lewis's point that he said once again that not having enough prison space, he talked about, he said those people throwing rocks, torching cars, making threats, they didn't just know the system was broken, they were betting on it. they were gaming it. i really don't think they were. i think it was a genuine outpouring of rage. i think there's all sorts

of people that gamed the system. fake asylum seekers, for example, all the people that labour protects and loves, but the people who are upset about southport, as he's still not acknowledged, were just they had acknowledged, were just they had a genuine outpouring of grief and rage. i don't believe they were gaming the system. >> just when you say just for a little bit of pushback, though, you say they'll increase all the taxes. that's what labour always does. and we've just mentioned tony blair in 97. so surely dunng tony blair in 97. so surely during the tony blair era, lower tax burden than a couple of months ago. so it's not what labour always do. >> i wasn't in the country at the time. no. >> but versus the recent tories. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that's that's true. i mean the recent tories are a complete disaster. no one's, no one's going to argue against that. >> and i'm also not saying starmer's not going to do that. but the idea that labour always do it when in living memory. you can remember a time when labour didn't do it, didn't do what have higher tax than we have right now. yeah this idea that labour always means higher tax than wherever you're at. well, right now we're at the highest. >> i suppose the counter might be that it was. he was building on the economic success developed by thatcher. would you know, and she called him her sort of best creation or whatever. yeah. >> well, also, it was, was it in the telegraph where keir starmer

wrote one of his favourite prime ministers was thatcher. he's, you know, he still couldn't scare people off. interesting. let's move on to the sunday times, nick. what have they got on their front page. >> they have got number 10 pass for labour donor who gave 500 k. and they're referring to waheed ali. and he has seemingly sort of free reign of downing street. apparently he has a this mystery this past which is a mystery to everyone in downing street. he's sort of allowed to just sort of do what he wants. and this is kind of unprecedented. again, it's not sort of going against any rules. it sort of points out here. there's no suggestion that ali is seeking a role or has broken any rules, but it's just kind of going against precedent andifs kind of going against precedent and it's part of this larger scandal. they say in the times, sunday times, as cronyism claims swirl around starmer. and of course, they're talking about people like ian corfield, who had given them £20,000, including 5000 directly to reeves, was then hired by reeves in this director of investment job, which was 162.5 thousand now has stepped down from it and will have a temporary unpaid advisory role. but there's loads more people as oliver newton,

there's jess, sergeant , who was there's jess, sergeant, who was with labour together is straight into a job with no external advertising. so there's what peter hitchens has called the constitutional putsch. there's this extraordinary abuse of the neutrality of the civil service, where they're just hiring labour employees. some say it's because sue gray is blocking appointments of spads or refusing to sign off on them. so they're having to sort of do it in a sort of back door kind of way. but it's incredibly corrupt andifs way. but it's incredibly corrupt and it's incredibly dodgy, given that and hypocritical. hypocritical given how much they talked about cronyism under the tories. they went on and on about it, and this is just another example of that hypocrisy. >> i you know what? >> i you know what? >> you know what i don't i don't believe it. i don't believe that, you know, i'm no fan of the, of the, of labour party. but this i think is what happens. the new party gets in and who, who, who gives them money they're going to give a job to. so you know, they have very little to give. it's like it's like in my borough of southwark, the council is giving. i'm not saying southwark, the council is giving out housing who have already said something. >> i said i was half listening and i caught that.

>> i don't want to go out on limb. >> it's not what happens. there is a big difference the way they are just handing out civil service jobs to obvious labour form employees. that's that is somewhat new. it's different to quangos. it's a new level of blatant. >> it's more direct than a quango. at least it's more efficient, isn't it? straight to the person who's giving the money. >> yeah, yeah. >> yeah, yeah. >> well, all right, we can move on to the mail on sunday. louis, what have they got for us? >> mail on sunday. >> mail on sunday. >> kirsty's fury as social services probe her son's interrail trip . and this is this interrail trip. and this is this is the tv presenter kirstie allsopp. who was who i don't she was like going in and out of houses in some way or selling houses. >> it's an interesting way of describing location, location, location. i went in and out of houses, you know, like no one ever goes in and out of houses. >> yeah, well, it's the kind of thing you watch for a second. >> you see her going into the house. she's not going out of the house. she's asking, would you buy this house? of course. i used to be an estate salesman. nobody a housing, housing sales. they tried to. nobody ever bought or rented a house from

you at the end of the episodes. >> yeah, i don't remember. >> yeah, i don't remember. >> maybe i didn't stay till the end of the episodes. anyway, she's got a 15 year old kid, stephen and the kid. she the kids going off to europe on the interrail thing, which my son is going next week. so. and he's not 16, he's 22. but, she's being investigated by the royal borough of kensington and chelsea. >> your son is also being taken away by social services. but for different reasons. do you know what? >> because i called him up. i said, get him out of my house. i can't get him out of my house. he's doing nothing. you're not giving me any money. should i get money from my kid? >> anyway, back to this. what then? what happened? so he goes on a holiday, he goes on a holiday, and the social services say we're not going to do anything about it, but we're keeping it. >> we're going to write it down on a piece of paper. and that's typical of what's happening. and i don't know whether i think the conservative borough, kensington and chelsea, i think they're conservative. so it's just it's the way the country is going. police state, britain. >> yeah. the state thinks it owns your kids. we've seen many examples of this. i mean, you

know, just the difficulty in things like the school wants you, you know, is doesn't want to tell the parents about your kid being trans or experimenting with it. numerous examples, which is disgusting. my only question is i do sympathise with kirstie allsopp , but has she kirstie allsopp, but has she always sided against the regime and against the left? i question that, you know, because because you know , if you've stood up to you know, if you've stood up to these things like me, you've got a clear conscience. but has she always? that would be my question, because i sort of vaguely remember doing some tweets that are okay and some that are a bit woke. you pay your taxes. >> i've heard you pay your taxes. yeah. so you don't stand up to the regime. >> oh, i see what you mean. >> oh, i see what you mean. >> you want me to go to jail for tax evasion? >> yeah. i mean, so how far should you be? i'm not saying you do. i don't even know if you pay you do. i don't even know if you pay your taxes, but we all pay. i definitely do. yeah, i assume that you do. i assume, but the idea that if you find a tweet where they've said something a bit pro—mask, then they can take your kids. >> that would make. no, no, i'm just saying. >> have you really opposed the total state and the radical leftist sort of centralisation and expansion of the state? i've opposed it. i'm not saying it means they should take a kiss.

no, but i'm saying maybe now she'll realise the kind of thing they're up to. but she won't. >> she won't realise it and people don't realise it . they people don't realise it. they just think, oh, this is just one guy who's working. there is no good or maybe one borough, but the rest of the boroughs are good. we are in we. when i say we, the english people in america too, is that we're in a state of war with these people. they just want everything from us. they're not going to be happy until we're happy for balance. >> i will say maybe 15 year olds shouldn't be on trains because they're annoying. there's balance. >> there you go. i think that that's true. i mean, it's pretty bold. i don't know, can i use that word? it's pretty. it's pretty nervy of her to send her kid on a nowadays. we used to go balls. >> have you done this show for like, years? and you can't tell when the host is trying to move on? >> i'm amazed at that. >> that's the front page is

next. welcome back to headliners. i'm steven allan here with lewis schaffer and nick dixon . let's

schaffer and nick dixon. let's go to the mail on sunday. lewis a jewish charity, has had its accounts closed, putting the west bank into natwest bank. >> yes. and this is, this is what fury is. natwest as natwest bank's one of british. britain's biggest holocaust memorial charities with no explanation like there are lots of holocaust memorial charities. it's one of the biggest. they have to say this thing, this is this is yad vashem memorial uk, which is an education charity based in london. and they just out of the blue depher whatever de—banking them and people like were making fun of the word de—banking. they basically said you can't have a bank account and you got four months to find another bank. and meanwhile, if one of them de—banking them, you try getting another one. they're going to say, no, no, no, you you're in israel and this is yad vashem. have you ever been to yad vashem? it's the memorial for the holocaust in in jerusalem , the holocaust in in jerusalem, which is like, really, if you want to have a good time, that's a joke. don't say i'm don't say i'm support yad vashem. but it's basically a museum of how easy it is to kill jews. that's a

joke to nick, before we get that third joke, which i think could end us all, the i mean, the bank said it was an administrative error. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> after, after. so they said it was an error. >> but then again, we've heard that before with the farage thing. is it just because they've got a backlash? you know, they send out these messages? we're not able to discuss this decision, but we've closed your banking and they're seemingly from the farage investigation. there are hundreds of well, the farage saga. there are hundreds of people, maybe thousands, who get those messages and just never can do anything about it. but this one has backlash, so we hear about it may have been a genuine error. if it wasn't an error, it's quite interesting because it's an indication of two phenomena we see from our current managerial system. we see the merging of the public and private, which i think is pretty obvious at this point. i mean, natwest itself is fascism, isn't that fascism could be. it's 22.5% owned by the government. so this is a clear example of this. and we see that there are no morally neutral institutions. so what you get is a bank with an opinion on your politics. and it's a quasi pubuc politics. and it's a quasi public body. so and if the regime happens to say, well, now we like palestine , then the bank

we like palestine, then the bank will act accordingly. people could argue in the past, maybe the banks liked israel, but at the banks liked israel, but at the moment it seems that's the way things are going, or it was a mistake. and by the way, just to be very fair, when they say hashem is an apolitical registered charity, i don't believe there's apolitical charities either. so i don't believe in any apolitical institution. >> banks not learned post farage though, because surely they all know you can send your letter that says we cannot discuss this with you and whoever you've just sent it to will say, well, i want to get all the information you've got about me and the information you can't send, which they must have. someone must have made a decision. using information you can get access to it, the freedom of information. >> yeah, but that raises two other questions. >> the one question is why should why should banks, which is a private institution, have to give out information as if, you know, like a kind of a freedom of information act when they're a private thing, but they're a private thing, but they're not private , they're they're not private, they're government owned. no, i know this one. it was 84% at one point, wasn't it? but it's still a private company. if the information is on you, you own it. >> this is the whole gdpr thing, isn't it? >> but the other the other point that's really crucial is that you should is that everyone out

there needs to know they should be nice to uber. otherwise, if you're on a list and they don't like the way you're going, they might. an uber might not pick you up or or your local chip shop. you up or or your local chip shop . no, it's true, people do shop. no, it's true, people do get back. >> it sounds like it's just lewis rambling, but people do get banned from uber and all sorts of services. you're right for their political opinions. it's the total state. that's what warren mcintyre called it in his book. it's the it's the state has gone into every area of life, even the so—called private areas. even, you know, people think it's capitalism. it's not. it's some post—capitalist thing. >> it's not our state, it's the team world state. it's not the people who are fighting for britain, for england. it's people who are fighting for this nice kumbaya world. you get paid every time you use that phrase. >> is that how it works? right nick? the observer do we need a national men's health strategy? the current one is don't ever talk about it and die young. >> and that was working fine for so many years. yeah, it's english. councils call for national men's health strategy. and i mean okay i mean , it and i mean okay i mean, it points out that men in deprived

areas live almost ten years less than their more affluent peers. that to me sounds like a poverty issue, more than a mental health issue, more than a mental health issue, which i still think, having read the article that it does point out, the suicide rate is three times higher for men and women. that's a massive problem, but this seems more like a sort of problem of inequality if you want to use that word. some people are poor. they smoke and drink more as a sort of relief, and then they die early. that's basically it. but to use another phrase, this is a kind of again, this is the expansion of the therapeutic state. that's what we have now coined, coined by thomas sasse, that phrase originally, what it is the allegedly medical becomes political. and you could argue the zenith of this was the covid jab, where even a vaccine became political. you were some sort of dissident for not having a jab, which was quite strange when you think about it. so but it's appued think about it. so but it's applied to mental health for ages, hasn't it? if you there's something wrong with you, you shouldn't. as a man in 2024, you shouldn't. as a man in 2024, you shouldn't feel normal because we're in a completely abnormal system. you're in an atomised system. you're in an atomised system. you're in an atomised system. you know you're not a hunting, are you? you're not in.

the family is destroyed. we should feel a bit weird. it's quite normal to feel there's something wrong, is my belief. but of course, there's things you can do to feel better. but i'm just saying we've made everything a medical issue. but it's not that our society feels like it's in decline. it's not a medical issue to notice that. >> but the points that make up your argument are also there for men and women. men who are rich, men and women. men who are rich, men who are poor and old or young men. so you shouldn't see the disparity based on those demographics. that's maybe the problem that needs fixing. yeah life's weird, but if one subsection of society is killing themselves more, look at it . themselves more, look at it. >> yeah, but then that's as i said, it's not. that seems like a poverty issue more than a mental health issue. >> and let's just say it is a poverty issue. they're saying that people who make less money die sooner, and that's an incentive for going out and working hard is you say you're going to die sooner. so i don't think it can be ameliorated. i don't think it can be helped. i think i think i think the fact is, is that is that men who don't have money are dying early. and maybe if this government wanted to help people, they'd stop the

socialism. and they just and they would make it easier for men to make money. >> but a lot of these people will be the people that starmer explicitly despises and has thrown in prison. >> yeah. so it's not going to happen. i didn't say it was going to happen. it was a dream. it was so socialists or whoever these people are the left. they they hate people and they want them dead . them dead. >> well, lewis, unfortunately, we're back with you on this one, the mail on sunday. for this intro, you need to know that police uniforms are known as the king's cloth police force. plus, i can't even do it now. after all that set up, a police force thinks that no one should touch the king's cloth. that's why he sits on the throne so long. >> okay. all right. that's our king. that's your king? i guess i'm kind of my king. i guess that's the country's king. he's not doing a great job for us. he's doing a good job for team world. he's a team world leader. >> king timing. how long until he does this story? >> sorry. manchester police will not take part in pride parade this year, as officers are told not to decorate their uniforms with rainbows. and so this is a backlash . so even even in this

backlash. so even even in this time where team world is moving forward, just destroying the hopes and dreams of the british people is the chief spokesman, chief constable stephen watson of greater manchester police, he says, hey, don't go out and wear the uniforms, don't wear, don't put, don't deface your uniform with the, with the, with the colours and the whole thing. and it's happening in leeds too. and is it the sign of a big change? might be. yeah. >> it's hard to know because they say it's been done in previous years. so they're trying to sort of imply it's nothing out of the ordinary. or is it just that stephen watson, chief constable of greater manchester police, just is a bit like this. he doesn't like any messing about. or is it this thing that we've got, this national disorder they're talking about and it's a resources issue i'd like to think, is that they're realising, oh, we've got to stop doing all that nonsense, and it's going to look particularly bad in light of the two tier criticisms to have rainbow police locking up one group. you know what i mean? it just looks extra bad. that's what i'd like to believe it is, but it could

just be simply that stephen watson just isn't into this, or that's also a good thing. as well, because the police i mean, it says here it's important that the presentation of our officers remains consistent and they're appropriately and best equipped to respond to any incident. why don't they just always stick with that? that is correct. yeah, yeah. why did they ever do this rainbow garbage? and we're having the police. >> if you want to go as a policeman, you can go, but don't go in uniform. that's what. that's what i would say . go in uniform. that's what. that's what i would say. i'd say i think i don't think it's a good sign. i think i think britain is doomed. >> no. things will get worse before they get better. oh, okay. he's not doomed . it's, you okay. he's not doomed. it's, you know, it's got to get through it. i'm sure someone said that earlier. it's a good nick. the independent can too much fluoride lower your iq? i drink fluoridated water and it didn't. not never less my iq, i can tell. >> and i'm amazed that you've given me the most louis shapps story of all time. but i will do it. it's too much. fluoride in drinking water. can lower iq in children. all the conspiracy theorists were right. imagine how smart i would be if i hadn't drank all that fluoride was. it's just terrifying, isn't it? but imagine andrew doyle. i mean, he'd be like an alien. it's extraordinary. but,

>> but we'd all be smarter. >> but we'd all be smarter. >> we'd all be smarter. you're right. but they're very smart. it would be next level. so you'd reached my level. i am now, >> you still look down on me. >> you still look down on me. >> i'm so sorry , that was awful. >> i'm so sorry, that was awful. but iq is declining anyway. many people think so. you need to stop drinking. i look, i drink bottled water, and i would never dnnk bottled water, and i would never drink london tap water. it's awful. i drank water in the lakes growing up, which i like to think was high iq water. but who knows? louis will tell us. >> you're limiting. you're limiting just to the water, which they started to only add this fluoride about 80 years ago in like 1950. and so but the i think that's 80 is that 70. >> do you know if it weren't for that water. oh you could do the mental arithmetic. >> i could do i could do the thing. but it's also toothpaste. people like pouring toothpaste in their mouths. just that's horrible. and i see it all the time. >> has your iq gone up since you stopped brushing your teeth? >> i don't, i think since i've had meat, i'm more confident that i'm an idiot. i'm not. i'm not any smarter. you're confident, a confident idiot. yeah, i don't i don't sit there and go, oh, maybe that doesn't sound that smart. i'm just going to say this. say the stuff that

i'm thinking. high testosterone here is. yes. >> that's interesting. yes it is. anyway focus on the bit where i've proved the truth. >> stephen. >> stephen. >> here it comes. >> here it comes. >> governments kill. right? >> governments kill. right? >> can we just get back to this story? because sadly, that's not what this story says at all. >> what it says if governments kill. >> he loves this. >> he loves this. >> he loves this. >> he loves. >> he loves. >> of course i love. he's got some numbers in it, i bother. he loves ruining the level of fluoride. fluoride in the water. that's been added by people. it's always lower than what they've looked at so that range below like 1.5, there's no evidence that it changes your iq at all. it's only above 1.5 that you get impacts on the iq, and the only time that ever exists is a natural source. so adding fluoride, nothing to do with it. natural sources of high fluoride fluoride content , water that's fluoride content, water that's bad for you. so the natural water have not checked the lakes, but that's the only source that you could get this dangerous water. you know what, steve? >> i didn't bother reading that far because i knew he'd dominate this story. so i just. no. this story. so ijust. no. >> but because everyone just sees the headline and goes, you know, they shouldn't add it. that's what i did. it's nothing to do with added fluoride. >> they shouldn't add it and people should stop.

>> no, but this story is nothing to do with added fluoride. >> it isn't, i know, but it's basically a test of fluoride. is added fluoride any better or worse than the fluoride that's in the river? >> it's added it's definitely in the correct range. you never get it as high as no, i know, but what's happened is, is all those colgate toothpastes that have taken place since 1950 where they've added all of the all of they've added all of the all of the toothpaste. >> i'm not saying you shouldn't brush your teeth if you have carbs , you should brush your carbs, you should brush your teeth. if you're on a high carb, high meat diet like i am, i have not brushed my teeth in years . not brushed my teeth in years. years? yeah, you can tell. >> and that's the end of part two. but still to come. age is just a number in acting and the balance sheet

welcome back to headliners. nick, the sunday telegraph civil servants to be taught how to be more like jesus. i mean, they already disappear for a long weekend around easter. >> great point. yeah, it's civil service training network offers leadership classes based on

example of jesus and muhammad. and you go, okay, that's quite balanced though it is by the fast stream muslim network. just putting that in there. so the jesus part you think might be a bit i don't know if the syllabus, the syllabus spends as much time on the jesus part. i don't know yet. but then again, he is recognised as a prophet in islam. they just they his divinity, of course, is disputed, but they do recognise him as a prophet. so maybe jesus will get a fair hearing as well. it does seem like a way to sort of bring in more muslim ideas into the civil service, to, to the cynic, perhaps, but the fast stream muslim network, who organised the session is separate from the civil service muslim network, which was suspended in march after officials were reported to have discussed how to force the government to change its policy on gaza, which sounds non—ideal to the layman . but, so yeah, to the layman. but, so yeah, it's whether you're whether you think this kind of thing is a goodideain think this kind of thing is a good idea in itself. there's nothing bad about it. they're teaching how, you know, the leadership qualities of jesus. that's a good idea. nothing. all muhammad, if you're so inclined. >> yeah, moses gets a mention as well. moses. they all had a big impact. wrote stuff down. it's a

good idea. yeah. >> so that's the whole thing behind that religion is that, you know, they do respect the old ones. they respect jesus and moses and abraham, but they think they've got the update. but but they think that they're the latest and there's no more updates coming. this is this is the there's no windows 10. yeah. this is this is they are stuck. the truth is, is you don't know how evil this is. the truth is, is you don't know how evil this is . this could be how evil this is. this could be evil. it could not be evil. but it's a it's a one, just one session kind of program in wasting of civil service training money. and you know, it's a waste and, you know, this is a waste. and what they're trying to do is we don't know what they're trying to do, but i don't trust them. >> and i didn't use the word evil, by the way, that was louis. did i? >> i didn't say they were evil. >> i didn't say they were evil. >> no, no, you said the word evil, but i don't know. it's not as if everyone knows your twitter address, which means they can then send you hate, which is louis schaefer .co.uk. >> close your dms. maybe louis schaefer i didn't call. i >> close your dms. maybe louis schaeferi didn't call. i said schaefer i didn't call. i said something. if you listen to what i said. >> no, no, no. does louis the observer, there are schools being set up in america to teach about racism? no need. many, many americans are actually naturally good at it. >> no, that's not true. america

is a lovely country . desantis is a lovely country. desantis banned. desantis is the. is the governor were among the

conditioner were among the innovations that no longer existed in a fictional world because black people invented it. they had the students shouting out, meaning if it hadnt shouting out, meaning if it hadn't been for black people, you wouldn't have these things. and they even say you'd be in a cabin. you wouldn't have anything in your home. but it's just completely false because the toilet people think it goes back either to the scots 3000 bc. some people say the greeks, but it. and then the flushable toilet goes back to 1596, which was an english invention, sir john harington. so it's actually taking away it's lying about history and it's taking away from other cultures. and i think what they're getting at with is the this guy, j.b. rhodes, patented a spraying attachment to the toilet in 1899, but that's a hell of a leap. so what are desantis is trying to just, you know, he's getting rid of woke misinformation. it's much better to teach kids the truth, educate them properly. that will empower them, not kind of feel good lies. >> but you can't blame desantis on this. he's just saying, no, i'm not. >> i'm blaming these freedom schools that they tried to get around desantis. >> but but this is what it's saying. we don't, you know , what

saying. we don't, you know, what percent of the population of florida are black people . what florida are black people. what percent don't know, 16%. so it's not like it's like 5050 or even greater than that . i mean, i greater than that. i mean, i think we should learn about different places and we should have an open, open debate about stuff. and i think that this so it isn't desantis saying we're not going to have lessons . so not going to have lessons. so this, this, this is in the observer, which is going bankrupt . it's a lie. bankrupt. it's a lie. >> speaking of which, nick, the observer, they report job losses at the guardian and observer. in the print version, you can still see the tear stains on the papen >> yeah. it's guardian staff braced for job cuts as >> yeah. it's guardian staff braced forjob cuts as gmg's braced for job cuts as gmg's report nearly $40 million in losses. and that's guardian media group, of course. and who knew ? they say there was an knew? they say there was an unrealistic approach to expenditure, which i find hard to believe from a left wing newspaper. but of course people will say, well, what about gb? and so we open ourselves to that. one difference, of course, is that we're aggressively boycotted and everyone's always trying to shut us down and say they need to be banned. the likes of that guy paul mason, whatever he's called. so a bit

different if you're the guardian and maybe their system of begging for money at the end of articles doesn't work. i don't know. but yeah, they're in some trouble despite having all that money from their interesting past. >> and they have a rich they have a rich daddy, which is the scott foundation. and so they think, well, we just keep on going. and they've added staff in this in this day. and age. so you know what? i hope they go i shouldn't say this, i shouldn't say it, but i'm going to say it. i'm going to say it, i'm going to say it. it's a left wing. it's team world. it's you know, they're bad with money. the left wing people. >> but if that newspaper folds , >> but if that newspaper folds, obviously all newspapers fold. that's a bad way of phrasing it. if that, if they if they go unden if that, if they if they go under, then you won't be able to sit there and go, but it's in the guardian. so why should we care? this surely fuels most of what we do here, isn't it, on this show, if they were still a newspaper, it'd be okay. >> wouldn't you remember back in the day, they used to sometimes report the news, but now it's just smear. i mean, look at their latest piece on rfk jr. where they just, like, idiot, idiot, meandering siblings hate

him. scumbag. you know, and you see the metro doing the same. they said candidate with worm in his brain endorses trump or something. if the media wasn't something. if the media wasn't so fake, we would we would be nice about it. >> and the number of people who are reading it is going down and down. i mean, maybe it's not the number of people who are reading it. if it goes. i mean, i think every newspaper should go out of business. they're all they're all corporatist. >> do you know which show you work on? we review newspapers, man. >> that's a good point. >> that's a good point. >> do you know what? i'm going to tell you something that's true. but when have when have i ever cared about my career? >> he wants to show, though, to just be an hour of his anecdotes about his life. >> do you know what? i'd like to talk to you. i'll listen to you for about 20 minutes. you know what i mean? >> for about 20 minutes, you don't even get a full share of both of you being on the show. unbelievable. louis. the mail on sunday in acting. now, it doesn't matter how old you are if you're an actress, unless you want to date leonardo dicaprio, >> yeah, but all louis schaefer. >> yeah, but all louis schaefer. >> yeah, that's interesting. age by age. blind casting is the new woke in theatre, new woke age blind casting is the new woke move in theatre with women playing characters decades

younger and decades younger becoming the i can't read this, keep this fluorine away from this man. >> he's had enough. >> he's had enough. >> there's a bit of an age issue in this reading this headline, basically like a joe biden attempt that they had, like black people in white people's roles, or they had white people in chinese people, or they had old men in young men's roles, and now they're saying they're putting old women in young people's roles. >> and you know what? this is called? it's called acting. it's acting. you're supposed you can't play yourself. >> no, i mean, obviously that's nonsense. you can't have age blind casting sometimes there's those movies where it's like a guy through many periods of his life and he's like, okay, he's at high school and he's obviously 30, and it's a bit weird, but you go, okay, it's the same actor. they put a bit of makeup on him, but it is weird. obviously you've got like a 72 year old woman playing a 20 year old role in shakespeare. that's weird. it's going to make it make sense. it is for the viewer. >> it is weird, but why did they do it? they did it for publicity. and if you saw it, you might think to yourself,

well, this is amazing. this is the way she did it. i actually believed it for a second or whatever. >> well, she'd have to be very, very good. but can i just say one thing? this idea, they're calling it colour—blind casting. casting without regarding the actor's ethnicity or race. it's not colour—blind casting because it only goes one way. you don't get it's you make anne boleyn black, you don't make martin luther king white. we have not seen that yet. so it's not colour—blind casting. what you do get is another phrase, right? but yes, but we don't get we don't get the same, but they have. can i just say one thing because there's an advert out today for sexual harassment, not for sexual harassment. it was anti—sexual harassment. and of course it's a white guy. those are the roles white men can still get. thank god for those roles. sexual harassment, euthanasia in canada. there the roles straight white men can still get. so there is a it's not colour—blind casting. it's very very. >> and being on this show. so being on this show, we can do it. i you know what i disagree with you. i think it's just a blatant it's just a non—story. it's a blatant it's a story. it's a it's a blatant attempt just to sell this thing with geraldine james, whoever it is. >> now you're adding to the publicity. yeah. stop naming

them available. >> tickets are available online. >> tickets are available online. >> they came up with it, so give them give them credit for coming up with it. and it might be interesting. >> nick the observer this year's notting hill carnival could be the biggest in terms of mass. >> everybody is celebrated. notting hill carnivals pushed for plus size positivity. so i mean, i don't know what this is about. it's basically saying there's a body confidence advocate here, which is a thing now, which is just three random words. yeah, it's a it's a fat person who's, who's given up on trying to get thin . so they've trying to get thin. so they've become an advocate. i might get there. i'm overweight, i might get there soon. but, at notting hill , get there soon. but, at notting hill, carnival is just a kind of disaster, really. they call it labour day. there was a vibrant celebration. i mean, eight stabbings last year, 75 assaults on police officers , six of them on police officers, six of them bitten, 75. yeah, yeah. oh no, it's stabby, but mostly vibrant. carnival yeah. six of them were bitten. six police people were bitten. six police people were bitten. and we're celebrating this because they're all fat . this because they're all fat. it's just they were probably declined. yes, yes . can i just

say. >> can i just say the biting? they're eating people. that belongs to the gay pride parade. yeah, true. >> they're eating policemen because they're so body positive. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> did you in the version that we were printed off, i think i listened to the longer version from the actual website. there's someone who said at this year's carnival, they wanted to reach out to a wider community like, that's they're bigger. >> but the fact is, in this thing, in the mail on sunday, they didn't even mention the word fat. you can't say it's like they're big or large or whatever, like you say, wider and the truth is, is that is that fat might be good for you. we're heading into a major time. we've got wars going on in israel, and it's just like survive the winter. exactly that this lady should not feel bad because whoever this lady is feel good. you're fat. i think she does. well just the final section to go. >> how not to live to 100 and the upsides of human extinction and why we cheat. well, it sounds like we're

next. welcome back to headliners lewis, the observer . the key to lewis, the observer. the key to living a long life might not be drinking heavily in a care home. tell us more. yes. >> never take your health tips from the world's oldest people. say scientists, of course, because then you wouldn't need scientists. >> you wouldn't know. that's not why it is . why it is. >> why is that why it says it right there. it says it says. it says because this woman died. she was maria bannau. maria. i think she was spanish or something. she's got a spanish name and she died at 117. and she said she she died because she said she she died because she was she believed in order, tranquillity, good connection. the fact is, if she was smoking, smoking, maybe she was smoking. i don't know, but they find that the people who lived to 100, they they're smokers and they don't exercise. and that's what i've said consistently. if you go to twitter and you go right there, twitter , i will tell you, there, twitter, i will tell you, lewis schaffer, a twitter, i will tell you, don't exercise. it doesn't help your life expectancy. >> you're not 101.

>> you're not 101. >> so i'm pretty old. i'm much older than you think i am. >> no, you're exactly as old as we all know. you are. oh, sorry, nick, your thoughts on this? >> i actually don't have loads on this, but i do think. yeah, it is survivorship bias. you always ask them what did it. they don't know what did it. their body is just doing stuff on its own. how on earth do they know. my granddad used to say it's because i smoke but i don't inhale. he did live till 93, but he had no idea. >> but this is the problem with it is that you get like a 101 year old who says they smoke every day and you go, well, you know, smoking must keep you alive. where's the stats on all the people who smoked every day and died in their 50s? that really skews the average. but you're not seeing that in the newspaper article that goes this old person, i agree with trump when he goes, do you know what? >> it's the gene. i've always said it's the genes. he always said it's the genes. he always said he had great genes, great genes. >> but you know what? he's only 78 or 80. whatever. he's going to die any second now. >> no, he's got loads of energy. i don't think he does. >> i think he's losing it. but but this is what? >> he'll only die if he gets assassinated. >> the thing said, it said you could be lucky. it just could be luck. and it could be specific

genes. and, and exercise is bad. that's all you need to know. don't exercise. no one. no one needs you to be pounding muscles. >> and it's good for your cognitive health and your ability to read headlines. no, it is the metro. someone who has probably watched this show now has an opinion. >> yeah, it's a group wants all of humanity to be extinct. and the sooner the better. yeah, there may be a lewis schaffer fan, but this is this really bothers me. these people, they make me so angry. they want all of humanity to be extinct. they never start with themselves. so effectively. what they want is a genocide. they're not going to kill themselves, are they? they want everyone else to die. there's some of the worst people . there's some of the worst people. they are the worst people. look at what this guy says. so there's someone in denmark. here's a key sentence who cannot work due to his mental health. and he says, personally, i wish for all life to go extinct. he's not sure about animals. he hasn't made his mind up. but in the case of humans, i'm personally an advocate of gradual extinction. and these people are obsessed with the earth. surviving what they miss is a couple of things. one, they miss that we're all part of god's creation. we're all part of nature anyway. they separate nature from humans, which you can't do anyway . and we are can't do anyway. and we are maybe put here for the earth to

experience itself and for there to be meaning. they for some reason want all humans, and some of them want animals as well, bizarrely wiped out. and it's just the earth on its own with plants and stuff. what is the point of that? >> he has missed the point in this. you have missed the point. i haven't. you know what they call people who want who want other people to die and the humanity to go extinct. they're called democrats or labour. they're people from team world. they're people from team world. they're people from team world. they're people who believe in abortion, vasectomies , birth abortion, vasectomies, birth control, free sex, which breaks down families. so they are killing themselves because when you don't, you know what i mean? they you've got. >> are you saying keir starmer wants all human life to become extinct? >> he did say things will get worse. yes, it could be what he means. >> could he get better on his speech on tuesday? >> he may, he may. can i say one other thing? >> they say right about this. >> they say right about this. >> i don't want to say that because i'm i don't really want to advocate what you just said, but they're talking about human overpopulation and they're worried about they're completely they're stuck in the malthusian mindset that believe we were going to struggle for resources, and we had too many people. turns out we have too few people. and the birth rates are

plummeting in most developed countries. so they're just completely wrong as well. you have your anti—natalist who don't believe people should even be born philosophically, because you're guaranteed suffering. so they say it can't be justified. they have at least a slightly better point. these are just horrendous people who want everyone to die. >> this. you can't say these are horrendous people. i can at least half the population believes this where they've stopped having children and the other half are going along with it. they think there's too many people in the world they believe in. people have stopped having children because they can't afford a house, not because they want the end of humanity. why did they make house prices so expensive? houses were getting bigger and bigger and people were having half the population didn't make house prices deliberately more expensive to kill off all humans, but half the population actually believe i'm saving the world by by not having kids . having kids. >> louis the independent. why do men cheat? well, you have a lot of downtime when you're hosting the one show. >> okay ? men and women >> okay? men and women apparently cheat for different reasons, but we may be fooling ourselves. i read this thing , ourselves. i read this thing, and this is complete and absolute be. i don't know, can i say the other letter? >> you say s s? >> no, no. just be say the

letter s. anyway, this is this is an evolution in human behaviour magazine with a, where they interviewed 250 people that found out why they cheat. and at the end of the day, the reason why they cheat is women look so good. it'sjust why they cheat is women look so good. it's just so good. women. beautiful. that was so weird . beautiful. that was so weird. >> they just look so good. >> they just look so good. >> they're good. that's why you. >> they're good. that's why you. >> but then you meet them, and then. >> no. then. then then they stop you from seeing your children , right? >> basically, i see you feel like you missed a bit out a few steps in that story. i do agree with that. >> i mean, jermaine jenas or whatever he was saying, oh, it was inappropriate. and i'm saying if they were really hot, it'd be inappropriate not to text them. that's an insult, right? >> yeah. because you want to tell the girl you want to say, hey, wow, i've never cheated. i don't have a kid. i've never cheated. i'm not going to cheat. but i have to tell you, you're you're beautiful. draghi. >> you can fit this one in 30s the last one, the mail on sunday. people who take selfies are afraid of the same thing that people wish for them. >> oh, yeah. quite a dark ending. why do we take so many selfies? because we're afraid of dying, say, psychologists.

absolutely. probably true. i mean, ernest becker wrote the denial of death. very good on this. most neuroses could be put down to death, arguably, but it's shocking. it says there is an intense fear of dying that affects up to a fifth of britons. only a fifth. what's wrong with the other people? there's nothing going through their heads. well, why are they not more afraid of dying? come on, they must be. >> i don't know, they should have a carnivore diet and they wouldn't be that afraid of it. >> but they've got a notting hill carnival thing. >> well, the show is nearly oven >> well, the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at sunday's front pages. the mail on sunday. kirsty's fury is social services probe her son's interrail trip. the observer things can only get worse. the sunday express goes with public at risk over prison release plan . the telegraph says release plan. the telegraph says starmer things will get worse before they get better. the sunday times number 10 pass for labour donor who gave £500,000, and the daily mail sunday. a bloke asked me for a date at my hubby's funeral and those were your front pages. that's all we've got time for. thank you to my guest, lewis schaffer and nick dixon. i'll be back tomorrow at 11 with adam koumas and cressida wetton. and if

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