to be safe . german believed to be safe. german prosecutors have now named the man suspected of carrying out a knife attack that sadly killed three and injured eight. he's been named as isa al—haj, the 26 year old syrian national is accused of being a member of the terrorist organisation and of sharing islamic state ideology. he's also been charged with three counts of murder and attempted murder . while the attempted murder. while the suspect, who had reportedly appued suspect, who had reportedly applied for asylum in germany, handed himself in to police following that attack . a church following that attack. a church service has been taking place today to remember and to pay respect to those who lost their lives in that attack in germany, the victims include a 56 year old woman and two men, one aged 56, the other 67, and four of those wounded are still in a life threatening condition . life threatening condition. well, in the last few minutes, we've heard from the middle east that talks aimed at securing a

gaza ceasefire have tonight ended without a deal, according to security sources from egypt, both hamas and israel have reportedly refused to accept the latest compromises , despite the latest compromises, despite the efforts of mediators. it comes as warning sirens have been sounding in tel aviv in the last few hours, with hamas claiming to have fired a rocket across the border. the militant group said that that latest strike was in retaliation for what it is calling israeli massacres against civilians . a royal navy against civilians. a royal navy warship has conducted major drug busts in the caribbean . cocaine busts in the caribbean. cocaine worth a street value of more than £40 million, was seized and three alleged smugglers have also been handed over to us authorities so far this year, hms trent has seized close to seven tonnes of drugs worth more than £500 million. and we'll just bring you an update on some breaking news from the metropolitan police regarding the notting hill carnival this weekend. we now know that 90

arrests have been made so far. on the first day of that carnival , 15 officers, they say, carnival, 15 officers, they say, have been assaulted. fortunately, at this stage, the metropolitan police say that none have suffered any serious injuries. but there were three stabbings. a 32 year old woman in hospital with a life threatening conditions. a 29 year old man also in hospital along with a 24 year old man. so along with a 24 year old man. so a significant number of arrests made and three stabbings on the first day of the notting hill carnival . well, those are the carnival. well, those are the latest gb news headlines for now. plenty more to come tomorrow morning with breakfast. now, though, it's time for headunes now, though, it's time for headlines for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the .qr code, sign up to news alerts by scanning the .qrcode, or go to scanning the .qr code, or go to gbnews.com forward slash alerts .

gbnews.com forward slash alerts. >> thank you sam and hello and welcome to headliners. your first look at monday's newspapers with three comedians i'm leo carson. tonight i'm joined by the husband and wife team of cressida wetton and adam coombes. i'm joking. they're not really married. i just wanted to make it awkward. >> how do you think i'm up .7 >> how do you think i'm up.7 >> how do you think i'm up.7 >> what do you like? you're >> how do you think i'm up? >> what do you like? you're not awkward at all. >> very nice, very good. a good weekend. yeah. >> lovely weekend man. really busy. lots of gigs. yeah. happy to be here, though. cool. >> any any gigs in particular that stood out, backyard. >> and of course , your gig that >> and of course, your gig that we went to on friday. >> yeah, that was really nice. >> yeah, that was really nice. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> you were the star, leo. yes thank you. pay me afterwards. >> thank you. i've made it awkward there as well. anyway, let's have a look at tomorrow's front pages . the daily mail front pages. the daily mail leads with starmer and passes for glasses. sleaze row. looks like labour are going to be engulfed in sleaze already. the telegraph have prime minister under pressure over number 10. pass for donor. the express has. it's a betrayal. labour has no mandate to axe winter fuel

payments. the guardian leads with airstrikes on hezbollah. not the end of the story, says netanyahu. we weren't expecting it to be the end to violence in the middle east. the eye news has cabinet split as labour mps fear voter backlash over winter fuel allowance cut and finally, the daily star has suns out bums out. and those were your front pages. out. and those were your front pages . and let's have a closer pages. and let's have a closer look at those front pages, starting with the daily mail. >> cressida okay starmer impulses for glasses sleaze row. so this is more, well i suppose cronyism isn't it ? so this so this is more, well i suppose cronyism isn't it? so this is lord alli who's given up to, sorry, more than £500,000 in donations to labour. >> specifically, it says lord alli, who paid for thousands of pounds of suits and spectacles for the prime minister. if keir starmer is spending 500 grand on those specs, i think he wants his money back. well, there was a there was a £20,000 glow up

for keir starmer , which you'd for keir starmer, which you'd think, you'd think would, you know, put a bit more glitter in, you know, jazz. >> yes. >> yes. >> trinny and susannah getting hold of him but have got one action. brilliant. i didn't know that, yeah. so this is this is the tv millionaire tv mogul, lord alli . apparently he made lord alli. apparently he made survivor, right? are you a fan of that? >> never heard of it. >> never heard of it. >> do you think keir starmer is going to survive this? adam absolutely. >> yeah. everybody's got a price, haven't they ? and his is price, haven't they? and his is just some suits and some glasses. >> i've never looked at keir starmer and thought he was particularly well dressed. >> so i don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. maybe it's one of those really expensive suits which looks quite normal. >> but i mean the fact that labour got in, i mean, we sort of expect this sort of behaviour from, from the tories. >> yeah, yeah. but labour are supposed to be like , you know, supposed to be like, you know, purer holier than thou. yeah. they're taking money in return for what appears to be access to number 10, which is i mean, that's that's pretty serious stuff. and it's not just keir starmer, it's also sue gray the

former civil servant who led the partygate inquiry, who's supposed to be number one on ethics. and, you know, if you do anything wrong, sue gray will investigate you. her son, her son's party took £10,000 from the same man. so, you know, there's a lot of dodgy money flowing around. >> it's not a good look for laboun >> it's not a good look for labour, is it? i think it's purely because when you think of labour politicians, you expect all of their clothes to be hand stitched by people from mines and sort of like, i don't know how they're doing it. yeah. >> the donkey jacket. yeah, exactly. >> so not really for it's not a good look. >> if it was the tories you kind of go there, you go for it. but like with the labour it's very disappointing. >> yeah. well we'll see if they get past it, moving on to the express, adam. what have they got in the cover? yeah. >> so the daily express says it's a betrayal. labour has no mandate to axe winter fuel payments. so. yeah. so those of you who have been following the story, this is obviously the news, the revelation that labour are planning on sort of axing the winter fuel payments, which affects pensioners in particular. now, i'm sort of personally torn on this because when you hear about pensioners not being able to get sort of winter fuel allowances, you think, well, that's awful. you think, well, that's awful. you think of like your grandparents and old people suffering. and then my second thought is, well,

i'm not a pensioner. and so it doesn't, it doesn't it doesn't affect me. and i don't know if pensioners are worried about, you know , me getting on the you know, me getting on the property ladder and things like that. however, there is a serious side to this. obviously, i know that labour is trying to force it in and say, look, this is for we're only removing it from pensioners who don't necessarily need it. so those who are well off. but the reason why this is being criticised is because there are obviously pensioners who are just on the cusp and now with the sort of the extra sort of increase in fuel payments and energy bills and the sort of effective payment is becoming a lot bigger. so there are going to be people, real people, unfortunately, who are going to be suffering from this. >> yeah . and christa, do you >> yeah. and christa, do you think pensioners will feel pred think pensioners will feel ripped off by labour because they were promised beforehand beforehand? labour were always criticising the tories over surging energy costs and inflation, and instead labour have turned around. they're lavishing money on the unions who obviously donated to labour. they're not lavishing money on pensioners. do you think pensioners. do you think pensioners should get together and donate money to the labour party, and then maybe they'll get some winter fuel in return?

>> that was a long question, leo. >> i think i think what do think? >> i think it's not a good look. exactly. taking money from pensioners is not a good look. i think the pensioners, even though their memories are going, they will remember that we were promised cheaper fuel bills. now, what's happened to all that lovely, cheap, clean wind that hasn't appeared, >> a lot of hot air. well, but lack of. >> no. so, i mean, that's that's really important, isn't it? the bills aren't coming down. we've been specifically told it's going to get worse. so you've got that to look forward to. yeah, it's. yeah, this is a terrible. it looks terrible. yeah. >> keir starmer was. yeah. he was on tv saying things are going to get worse , which i mean going to get worse, which i mean he wasn't saying that message, you know, a month and a half ago before we all went to the ballot box. >> he had a great suit though, to be fair. yeah. >> lovely glasses moving on to the guardian. cressida, what have they got on, >> they've got a picture of the lady at the. a lady at the notting hill carnival. having a lovely time, it's mostly been. has it been entirely peaceful? >> well, according to the bbc, there was a stabbing, but it's mostly peaceful . mostly not that mostly peaceful. mostly not that peaceful for. for the person who was stabbed . was stabbed. >> oh, man. >> oh, man. >> that's. yeah. no, not at all,

airstrikes on hezbollah. not the end of the story. says netanyahu . end of the story. says netanyahu. so it's all kicking off, isn't it, there's been raids on hezbollah, which netanyahu will tell you that they were all strategic of course, the other side won't say that. there's now rockets going back. and netanyahu says that hezbollah. so it begins with netanyahu killing one of the senior commanders of hezbollah. there's then retaliation . and what what then retaliation. and what what netanyahu is saying is that they've destroyed homes, essentially civilians. and hezbollah are saying, no, no, we were aiming at a military target, i guess saying they're not a very good shot. but what's weird is hezbollah are really playing this as like a success story, right? which that's not how it comes across to me. it's just getting worse. it's. yeah there's no end in sight. >> i mean, do you think iran, because hezbollah are a proxy militia fighting on behalf of iran , basically, do you think do iran, basically, do you think do you think iran's got the appetite for a war with israel? because, i mean, iran's sort of teetering on the edge. yeah. his

economy can take much more battering . yeah. battering. yeah. >> i think this is this is interesting, isn't it? because there's always this argument of do they have the appetite for it? and you can even sort of say with, hamas and gaza, like they should they have responded because they knew that they would never they were always going to be outmatched with israel. but then there's this, there's this wider sort of argument saying, well, maybe they knew that they'd they'd , they knew that they'd they'd, they'd israel would sort of show an over retaliation perceived by some. and then you'd lose sort of public opinion and public faith, which is what was happening. so this could be a very strategic move from them. i mean, when i read the sort of line saying idf and lebanese militia exchanged the heaviest fire since the start of the gaza war, my first response was, at least things are getting better, you know, like, it's just it's just ridiculous. i don't know, i'm, i'm it's yeah, it's just it's sad. i don't really know what else to say. >> yeah, it is sad and it's i mean, it's an interminable conflict. it seems as well. i'm not sure if we're going to see a resolution any time soon, but do you are you looking forward to them negotiating, getting around them negotiating, getting around the table and maybe hammering out? at least you know. >> well, it's a bit different ,

>> well, it's a bit different, isn't it, to northern ireland? >> i don't imagine them getting round a table in quite the same spirit of let's sort this out. >> maybe i'm a cynic, but i mean, i'm old enough to remember the troubles, and they were troubles. i mean, there was a lot of hatred and antipathy on both sides and civilians being killed on both sides. i know it wasn't the same, you know, britain didn't have american aircraft carriers off the coast of ireland , but, i mean, it was of ireland, but, i mean, it was it did show how, you know, what seems to be an interminable conflict can be resolved. so hopefully they'll start talking. and finally, let's have a look at the daily star. adam, what have they got, >> it's got to be hot , that's >> it's got to be hot, that's that's kind of, i think the 24 degrees scorching sun's out. thumbs out. nice rubbish. >> well, that's some good. that's some good news cos i'm not joking. it's like six degrees outside and the worst thing is a jumper because of that. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> the worst thing about this weather is you got to wear like three jumpers. and then you turn on the tv and you know somebody from the met office or from the bbc is telling you, oh, it's the

hottest august of all time. it's broken all possible records, and we're all going to die in the heat and i'm like, where's the heat? why is it avoiding my house? oh yeah. >> absolutely. yeah. i mean, i love the british weather. you get all four seasons in one day and i like seeing tourists sort of being caught off guard. >> i don't like seeing tourists in these speedos. this has gone downhill for me because it used to. used to here. these are not tourists. >> these are locals. 100%. yeah. >> these are locals. 100%. yeah. >> this looks like local . >> this looks like local. >> this looks like local. >> looks like footage from the riots. yeah, yeah , absolutely. riots. yeah, yeah, absolutely. anyway, that's the front pages coven anyway, that's the front pages cover. join us after the break for the £18 billion cost of labour's illegal immigrant plan. the arrest of a social media billionaire and is notting hill carnival evidence of two tier

welcome back to headliners, your first look at monday's newspapers with me, leo carson. i'm joined by cressida wetton and adam coombes kicking things off with the daily mail. and labour are letting up to 44,000 illegal immigrants stay in

britain, and it could cost us £18 billion. but i'm pretty sure we don't have cressida rwanda starting to look like a good deal starting to look like a good deal. after all, it's time to look cheap. >> labour amnesty may add 44,000 illegal migrants to welfare bill, says home office's own calculations and tories say it could cost the taxpayer £18 billion. so there were just over 63,000 people earmarked for deportation when the tories were in office. it looks like about 70% of them could be allowed to stay under this amnesty for laboun stay under this amnesty for labour. so labour get to say, oh, look, we haven't got as much illegal immigration, but now they belong because you've changed. >> you've picked a box on a form, a bit of figures massaging going on here. in fact, you're sort of encouraging people to come because they know that they're going to get given amnesty. it's a bit soft touch, isn't it? >> so there's nana there's this argument about whether that's going to cost potentially up to 18 billion. that's if all of those people ended up on the benefit system. plus who knows how ill they're going to get. they might need lots of nhs stuff. i don't know, yvette

cooperis stuff. i don't know, yvette cooper is saying no, no, no, don't be silly. it's only going to cost. it's going to save us 7 billion because we're not doing the rwanda scheme . so she's the rwanda scheme. so she's calling this a win, which is very positive. and this article is all about money and it doesn't say anything about the cultural enrichment that we're getting from all these people staying. that's completely i've seen some of that missed out on this article, so a cynic might say that that this could lead to all sorts of problems, not just financial ones. >> yeah, i wouldn't say that because i don't want people to call me names on twitter. i think it's just going to be good news. but other european countries, france , for example, countries, france, for example, i think sweden as well, they have introduced rules where if you come to the to their country, you can't claim benefits instantly. you've got to wait. i'm not sure how long, but it's long enough for it not to be, you know, an instant appeal. >> it sounds like a good idea. yeah i think this is really interesting. yeah, i agree with cressida. 17.8 billion in extra costs over the cost of a migrants lifetime. very interesting phrase. what's the average life of a migrant i don't know, i do think there's

there are legitimate concerns about, you know, increasing waiting lists for gps , shortages waiting lists for gps, shortages of social housing pressures on school places, things like that , school places, things like that, i do think in the interests of fairness, there was an interest, whether it's true or not. a labour spokesman did mention under the tories, which the previous government, a lot of people were staying permanently, which i think we could all agree that was happening under taxpayer funded accommodation, including asylum hotels, with no prospect of removal because the scheme for rwanda was taking forever. a lot of people weren't even getting through and this would have cost us, they're saying an estimated 30 to £40 billion, double their policing budget. and we also have to remember that this is due to an asylum backlog, which are sort of which sort of accrued during the tory system. so is this being done? and now they're going right now we're cutting off maybe, you know, but, you know, it's to be seen. yeah. >> it's interesting to be reminded that the tories were absolutely useless on this issue as well. yeah, we've got the telegraph now and another person is in trouble because of messages shared on social media. but this time it's the actual owner of the social media app. adam. >> yes, absolutely . so this is

>> yes, absolutely. so this is from the telegraph. how russia's answer to mark zuckerberg ended up in arrest in france. so this is a billionaire named pavel durov, and he founded a the messaging app telegram in 2013 for those who don't know, and this has made him a figure of controversy. he basically he's the last 39 years old, and he stands accused of being failing to tackle crime on telegram as part of an inquiry into alleged fraud, drug trafficking and the promotion of terrorism on the platform, and it's been dubbed by as, like the new dark web. so basically, telegram is an anonymous platform which is socially, you know, completely encrypted and it's supposed to promise the users like, you know, you're not being snooped on by the government or anything else, and they've sort of run into issues in the past with, putin in russia for like, not wanting to hand over or block certain people's accounts and things like that. now that in theory, if you're a privacy absolutist, which i personally am , you know, that's a good am, you know, that's a good thing. but it's a tool. and these tools can be exploited the same way. if you're selling hammers, some someone's got to take the hammer and hit someone

with it, which you shouldn't be doing. so i don't know. i personally i think this is it's unfortunate that this this, this guy has been sort of, been arrested, but there is a case to be made if there are, like , drug be made if there are, like, drug trafficking and all these other stuff, maybe there is a sense of social responsibility, but it's a bit like arresting the owner of the post office because people are using the post office to send, you know, nasty letters. >> it's, you know, it's a platform. it's 100%. >> it's amazing. and this guy, he's such a legend. his own grandparents were persecuted by stalin. so he's like, he knows this stuff, you know? and you can tell that he means it because i mean, okay, he's a very rich man, but he's still on the run. well, he's not anymore , the run. well, he's not anymore, i think i think he's fascinating. i want to read his autobiography, you know? yeah. >> and i feel like i've got less to fear from free speech than i do from authoritarian governments. who will put me in jail, you know, for arbitrary reasons. you know, depending on if they've decided something i said is, is not something that

should be said, do you think this is a message to elon musk because he's come under a lot of fire, particularly after the recent riots he was accused of inflaming them or inciting them because he said civil war is inevitable. when that seemed to me to be a warning about the direction the uk is going. >> well, elon's been defending him and one of the problems is and of course, as soon as elon musk comes to defend you, people that don't like elon musk don't like that in april. >> piers morgan syndrome, isn't it so piers morgan you don't. piers, thank you for being myself. >> but. so durov did an interview with tucker carlson in i think it was in april. yeah. and the problem is he's in that interview, he's trying to say, no, there's no geopolitical. i'm not a political entity. but of course, if you do an interview with tucker carlson, not that i'm saying he shouldn't, people are going to jump on that and say, oh, look, you're cosying up to the right wing press, which is very unfortunate. of course, he's cosying up to them. they let him say what he wants. >> yeah, yeah. the guardian should interview him for balance. we've got the telegraph now. we've heard a lot about two tier policing and a former top cop says the notting hill

carnival is a classic example of notting hill. >> carnival is the ultimate example of two tier policing, says ex inspector. so this is someone who's retired and can say whatever he likes. he's telling us that there's about 7000 metropolitan police officers to a million people, so it's one officer per 143 people. i mean, it's massive, right? so the cost to the taxpayer is huge. and what this guy, mr neville, the ex—copper is saying is that if this behaviour , the is that if this behaviour, the types of behaviour you see at notting hill, he's talking about people openly smoking, drugs, abuse of police officers dancing with female officers to the point of sexual assault, which is really interesting. it's a hot topic, you know , everyone's hot topic, you know, everyone's obsessed with violence against women and girls. it's one of my favourite google searches. brilliant. well, you are obviously a terrorist type misogynist, leo, as you well know . so it's of course, it know. so it's of course, it looks like two tier policing, because in the one hand, these things are absolutely outrageous and you're not allowed to do them, even if . yeah, but in this them, even if. yeah, but in this case, he's he's implying that bad behaviour goes well.

>> yeah. he's making the point, adam, that this wouldn't be allowed at a millwall game with millwall fans for example. although i wouldn't want to see millwall fans dancing sexily with a female police officer. no, i would pay. >> i would pay not to go and see that, it's it is funny, isn't it? it's like there are, like you said, maybe because it is such a large event, it's like you said, a million people. we know that the locals actually despise the carnival because it's. yeah. yeah, exactly. very posh. it's. yeah. yeah, exactly. very posh . and it sort of wrecks posh. and it sort of wrecks a lot of the streets. i think the spirit of the festival is probably quite nice, but obviously it is just one of those things where the police go. there's a lot of people just let them do what they want. and we have to decide, is that right? or if that's if that's if that's wrong, and it probably is a sense of people get away with a sense of people get away with a bit more, a lot more. but the problem is these things are vibrant and gritty and cool and fair enough. >> and the moment you start ticketing it, it's going to be all centrist dads . coldplay are all centrist dads. coldplay are going to turn up. it won't be good anymore. so it's really tricky. >> but i'm seeing people getting long jail sentences for

equivalent behaviour. but it's, you know, in a, in a protest and i just don't think it's fair. it does look to me like two tier policing. i'm sure i'll be informed that it's not two tier policing, but if it's not two tier policing, you know, why are these people getting away with criminal behaviour whereas other people, the slightest thing sharing a meme, shouting, shouting at police, anything like that is handed a sentence in the 24 hour courts. yeah. doesn't seem fair. we've got the daily mail now and the government is cracking down on places that employ illegal immigrants. adam would like to point out, i've got my work pass to work in england. >> okay, great. so this is. yeah, this is from the daily mail. this is a rogue. bosses employing illegal immigrants are threatened with heavy fines after 75 people were held in crackdown swoops on dodgy nail bars and car washes. now, first of all, i don't like this headune of all, i don't like this headline where it says dodgy nail bars and car washes. just say nail bars and car washes. it's implied, it's implied. >> don't say dodgy, say evil. these are slave traders. yes. not talk about slavery in this . not talk about slavery in this. oh yeah.

>> so this is actually a question that brings me on to a really important point, because i think if this was done by not the labour government was done by the tory government, i'd say the tory government pull their finger out when they went and they cracked down on this. this would be seen as like, you know, they, they maybe it's like a racist thing or everything else. and labour's framed it in quite a good way actually. they've gone actually they focus on we're kicking them out of the country, but it's because they're abused and because they're abused and because they're being paid £6 an hour. and they mentioned like this , and they mentioned like this, this particular restaurant i can think i can name because it's in the article royal china on baker street was paying people £6 an hour whilst they were doing a 66 hour whilst they were doing a 66 hour weeks. >> so 66 is there, are there that many hours in a week? i mean they both you don't know. >> that's that's comedian brain because we only do 15 20 minutes at a time. yeah. >> that's surely i mean working that many hours. that's going to bnng that many hours. that's going to bring you up to a pretty good wage. so i don't know what they're i don't know what they're i don't know what they're complaining about. and they're complaining about. and they probably get all the chinese food they can eat. great. >> you've got it. no, i hate this. it's the slave trade that we should be shouting about because you are saying now and it's happening. i don't own a car, but you've got really nice nails and i don't know what's

going on. >> have you got your nails done? >> have you got your nails done? >> you don't know what it's like to get your car washed and valeted for £10 cash. it's a wonderful feeling, i stand corrected, moving on. we've got the telegraph now in a church. bishop has called for tolerance for people who shared memes dunng for people who shared memes during the riots. cressida, don't jail keyboard warriors who incite riot, race, hate , says church. >> this is very strange. this is a religious leader being religious , she's she's actually religious, she's she's actually focusing on like morals and quite christian doing. yes, it's all about doing the right thing. it's bizarre. so this is the bishop of gloucester, reverend rachel treweek treweek. she says that sending it's my favourite part of the national, national geographic channel three week. brilliant great, brilliant. but she says don't send people to prison. she says it's foolish. of course it's foolish because we've got no space in the prisons. she's also saying it doesn't work. she cites the example or this article cites the example of the 53 year old grandmother. i think she's called julie sweeney , who's been

called julie sweeney, who's been sentenced for 15 months for a very unpleasant tweet message on facebook about about burning or blowing up a mosque or something hideous absolutely shouldn't do. but should it? should the state be getting involved in that? i would argue no. >> well, i think i think that was, you know, clearly inciting racial hatred, clearly inciting or attempting to incite violence. i don't think anybody would pay any attention to that and actually actually do it. but, you know, i can understand that getting a jail sentence, but i've seen other people get jail sentences for sharing memes. just complaining about immigration. and that's, you know , it seems to be a valid know, it seems to be a valid thing to complain about immigration. obviously, telling people to blow up a mosque is way , way over the line. and way, way over the line. and that's that's something else . that's that's something else. but what we've seen as well, adam, is people on the left, nick lowles, for example, who's a government adviser, you know, so obviously he's got status and credibility because of that position, sharing inflammatory hoaxes that were denied by the police , the far right thugs, you police, the far right thugs, you know, meaning white men were

throwing acid on muslim women and we've seen evidence of muslim men whipped into a frenzy by this and clearly ready to commit violence. why isn't he being being prosecuted? well, maybe. >> yeah, absolutely . i mean, >> yeah, absolutely. i mean, that might be an exact case of what you were sort of we were mentioning earlier about the two tier policing. like i do think and this is this might be unpopular. i do think the lady who tweeted the horrible thing about the mosque, which i think is an abhorrent thing to do, i don't think she should have been jailed. but i also think if you do think she should be there, like imagine if somebody had tweeted like a particular islamist islamist had said something like, we should blow up a church. people inside it. we either have to take a complete stance of tweeting something can either put you in jail or it can't , and you can. jail or it can't, and you can. you can hate that person and think they're abhorrent. but tweeting something and then actually saying , here's the way actually saying, here's the way to blow up people in the mosque, or here's the way people blow up people in the church. here's the recipe for a bomb. maybe then you should get a jail sentence. but my position is saying something. but then maybe we should also just teach people

not to say things online and everything's permanent and, you know. yeah, yeah. >> put down the bottle of white wine and count to ten and see how you feel. after that . that's how you feel. after that. that's the end of part two. after the break, we've got the crazy anti—white racism on the school curriculum. an update from the nando's waitress who was hit in the face with a plate, and how to spot if your child is far

welcome back to headliners. we've got the telegraph now, and teachers will be taught to disrupt the centrality of whiteness. might sound crazy, but it makes a change from drag queens reading pornographic stories at home. >> yeah . so this is from the >> yeah. so this is from the telegraph. this is teachers will be trained to challenge whiteness in schools. so a guidance has been created for teacher training courses to ensure future educators are anti—racist and prepare to implement this in the classroom. now, this is a very interesting story. i actually don't know if you guys got to the third page of this, but there is they've actually got some new, some new

sort of questions that they're going to put in their textbooks. this is a maths one. it says if emily has 12 apples and she gives omar five apples, how much white privilege does she have left ? thank you. left? thank you. >> she should give him all the apples. >> give him all the apples. yes. you know, this is this is very, very inflammatory, obviously very inflammatory, obviously very silly . i've worked very inflammatory, obviously very silly. i've worked in schools. i've worked at sort of as a teaching assistant before i started doing stand up and everything else. and the one good thing about this is a lot of the training goes over their heads, and it's just a bit like health and safety. the amount of teachers who just go, yeah, and we'll do that and we'll do this. and then they don't. they have a hard enough time getting people to listen in class. so this story before we get upset about it, they don't have the time. they're too busy marking. so that's my piece. >> i'm worried about the people. the people who will want to do this are going to really do it. you know, the blue haired crazy non—binary people. it actually says concepts including meritocracy, objectivity and individualism should be questioned. they're like bad things. they're seen as, like,

awfully white. >> i don't know, that's so rude. it's so racist. it says one of the aims is to help teachers project white racial identity grounded in reality and allyship. this is obviously white teachers, presumably, and it doesn't make any sense if you're not white. and the idea is that this will be free from nofions is that this will be free from notions of superiority . no it notions of superiority. no it won't. this whole thing is saying we're the privileged people, so we're going to be nice to you. it's just so condescending, i hate it. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> me too. we've got the independent now with a handy guide for parents to make sure their child is far right. i mean, sorry, how to spot if their child is far right. adam. yes. >> so this one, the independent. how to spot the signs . your how to spot the signs. your child is involved with the far right. so this is a reformed fascist self—titled, i assume , fascist self—titled, i assume, tells maya oppenheim, young people can get lost online, manipulated and be used by the extreme right wing downloading manuals, which could lead to arrest, and then it's got this guy ' arrest, and then it's got this guy , this ex neo—nazi nigel guy, this ex neo—nazi nigel bromage. looks like an egg. i don't know, they always do. yeah, they always do . i don't

yeah, they always do. i don't know, i mean, i like looking into this. the advice is basically like, if you see anything from the children, like if they become increasingly isolated, if they don't want to go outside, they become really involved in their phones, things like that. this is just good advice. not that far right for anything. get your children off the phones, get them off social media. go and touch grass, don't teach your children to critically think i don't know a lot of this doesn't sound particularly like, you know what we've been told is far right. >> this just sounds like, you know, weird, obsessive behaviour on the internet, which is adam says some of the criteria are the same for if they've joined just stop oil. >> yes. if they sound like they're speaking from a script, unwillingness to discuss their views, if they seem like they're always right , how are you always right, how are you supposed to know? yeah. >> and also, this thing increased secretiveness , increased secretiveness, especially around internet use. i mean, if this is a teenage boy we're talking about, i mean, come on, there's other reasons that it could be could be happening. and also the, the example they give of a far right person is andrew tate , who is person is andrew tate, who is a muslim person of colour. now, i've been told for the last few

years that far right people are apparently massively islamophobic and massively racist. so i don't think he's the best example of a far right party. >> i think he's a bit anomalous. he's not as helpful as he might be. i mean, really, this is all just preparing us for the online safety bill, isn't it? it's like, oh , you need somebody to like, oh, you need somebody to help. we're giving you bits of advice, but really, the internet's a dangerous place. we're going to police it. >> you know what? i don't feel that threatened by the internet. i feel threatened by keir starmer's authoritarian dreams. that's what's threatening me. >> also, quick note for the independent if you don't want to, you know, worry about andrew tate, stop bringing him up every time. stop bringing him up. you're giving him too much airtime. plug him. move on. >> we've got the daily mail now. and the nando's waitress who was hit in the face with a plate by a man, has made scandalous claims about the police's lack of response . of response. >> cressida and nando's waitress who was hit with a plate in an unprovoked attack by a male customer, claims she was grossly let down by the police. also, they've put unprovoked in quote marks here. i don't know what that's all about. i've seen the clip. it really does look

unprovoked. >> well, the man claimed the man claimed that she threatened to punch him in the face. >> so he's, you know, six foot odd. she's five foot tall and he claims that he had to hit her in the face with the plate because she was she was going to the nando's waitress was going to punch him. >> unbelievable. i would encourage people to go and watch the video. she talks you right through the whole end of the show. well yeah. great idea, and the language . i can't say what the language. i can't say what he said. she doesn't say it in the video either. but it all began because they needed a highchair for the baby. the couple, and they thought that this would be brought automatically and it wasn't. and rather than saying you know, excuse me, can we have a highchair? this guy started to get angry. >> we have the video right here. oh, here it is quite distressing. so you can see there the man hits the waitress. you can see she's she's tiny. i mean, that's ridiculous . so the mean, that's ridiculous. so the man stands there with his wife and child, face horrible . and and child, face horrible. and yeah, she goes to she puts the food down in front of them and he hits her with a plate and you see the woman there in her some kind of burqa. and the child, and she goes to protect the child , so yeah, horrific.

child, so yeah, horrific. >> it is horrific. and we don't know. we can't exactly say why he did it. i mean, i'm going to say he's not a very nice chap, but really the thrust of the story here is more about what the police did and didn't do. there were two police people, a male and female officer in the restaurant at the time, and the woman who was hit went and spoke to them and they more or less just they didn't take any action. so the waitress was taken into a back room and ended up watching on the cctv. what happened? the male officer took the guy outside and we don't know but spoke to him. the female officer played with the baby and the woman and the woman who was hit says. they were kind of having a laugh and they were just allowed to go. they didn't take any details from them. yeah and of course, now that yvette cooperis and of course, now that yvette cooper is obsessed with violence against women and girls, it's not looking good and the case is reopened. well, do you think yvette cooper is going to be forced to actually do something about this now the case has been reopened. >> well, you'd hope. you certainly hope so, wouldn't you? i think it does highlight a shocking sort of a move. and it sort of it sort of shows where we're going as a society. we've heard in the past, you know ,

heard in the past, you know, tesco staff, employees having to wear body cams. bus drivers have got spit, kits and everything else. the point is there was no i very as well picked up chris. i very as well picked up chris. i completely missed it. the quotes of the unprovoked. the point is, it doesn't matter what was said or what happened before one person became violent and that was what happened. and i think we are holding the police accountable and the only. yeah, the thing that's annoying is they, they only they only looked at started looking at the case when it went viral. they only then they then they reopened it andifs then they then they reopened it and it's a disgusting thing. there's nothing really funny in this. it'sjust there's nothing really funny in this. it's just it's just. yeah. it's horrible. >> well, it's insane that they've got so much time to prosecute people for memes or for shouting at a police dog or waving an england flag. actual violent prosecute a woman being and she was left covered in blood, hit in the face with a plate. it's disgusting. anyway, the daily mail now and the bbc have spent more than half £1 million of licence fee money on covering up a scandal. but on the plus side, it doesn't involve kids. this time . adam. involve kids. this time. adam. >> thank goodness, yeah. so this is from the daily mail. judge blasts the bbc for blowing more than £600,000 on legal battle to

keep martin bashir under wraps. so for those who are not sort of familiar with the story, the bashir's 1995 familiar with the story, the bashir's1995 panorama interview with princess diana, in which the princess famously declared there were three of us in the marriage, obviously referring to her. prince charles and camilla. it emerged that bashir had shown diana's brother, earl spencer, forged bank statements to make diana think that her inner circle was selling her secrets. so we. yeah, so that's the that's sort of the backstory of this. >> unbelievable. well, it's so bleak that he would have done that to you. >> yes , exactly. but it's also >> yes, exactly. but it's also 1995. things were different, i guess. things go off the rails for the bbc. yeah, the bbc in the 80s, there were other bigger things going on. i have a lot of, you know, whenever it's very , of, you know, whenever it's very, quite toxic. i think anything happensin quite toxic. i think anything happens in the 90s or the 80s, 70s. happens in the 90s or the 80s, 705. i happens in the 90s or the 80s, 70s. i just go, oh, they didn't know, like i think of them as like a bit stupid and but anyway, the point is, in june 2021, mr webb requested an internal, internal bbc email sent between september 2020 and november 2020, and the bbc are

still basically trying to cover this up. so this is like an ongoing this has been covered. you know, they tried to cover this up for decades. and this is all coming out of the public purse, which has increased scrutiny, and then the corporation, the bbc has allegedly spent £536,000 in legal fees alone and 75 just over 75 grand on unspecified support services . so, yeah, support services. so, yeah, should the bbc be covering these things up? probably not. >> well, i mean, that's a terrible we've spent hundreds of thousands of pounds the british public, that money could have been spent on some subpar comedy that nobody watches live at the apollo or something like that. >> absolutely. >> absolutely. >> i'm not jealous. >> i'm not jealous. >> i'm not jealous. >> i can't believe 10,000 pages, 3400 pages, partially or fully redacted. i mean , it's just the redacted. i mean, it's just the cheek of it. it's i want to see what's in there anyway, just the final section to go with, what food to >> if you to have a bit of hanky panky and the

welcome back to the final section of headliners. we've got the daily mail now, and it turns out british people are quite materialistic, especially when it comes to birthday presents . cressida. >> gift of the gab. no, brits would far rather have physical presence than kind words as survey proves, actions really do speak louder than words, so apparently when you get a gift, you feel more uplifted than if somebody just says, there, there, there's . there, there's. >> well, who would have thought ? >> well, who would have thought? >> well, who would have thought? >> i think this is because people give such bad words. i reckon, like if you had 20 minutes with doctor phil, you'd probably feel fantastic . but probably feel fantastic. but most people are idiots. >> so it's a playstation five? >> so it's a playstation five? >> yeah. well, true. what if doctor phil gave you a playstation five? yeah, yeah. great. >> brilliant, it great. >> brilliant , it talks about >> brilliant, it talks about buying flowers. i'm amazed men don't buy flowers more often. like flowers are like a tenner. have you got any idea what the return on that is? it's mad that men don't buy flowers if i've done something wrong. >> is that . that's. that's what >> is that. that's. that's what they're for, right? that's the problem for deaths , for

birthdays. >> and when you've done something wrong, get some points in the bank ahead of time. >> are pre flowers pre apology flowers pre. yeah okay. >> nice i didn't know that worked as a system. i'm going to try that. we've got the times now on the shocking rise in the cost of a family day out adam. yeah. >> so this is from the times £100 for a day at the zoo showing the rise of the unaffordable family outing. so yes, according to recent reporting, it costs £124 to go see some depressed animals at the chester zoo , this this is the chester zoo, this this is interesting. like, you look at this, and you kind of go, i, you can sort of i sympathise with families who are sort of seeing rising costs and going, i just want to take the kids out the zoo as an adult, it's quite boring. as a kid, it's quite wonderful. well, everyone's got their favourite, you know, whether they like the giraffes or the bats and things like that. it's a shame that these things are going up, i did read further into the story and there was, i don't know, there is a pretty interesting excuse why maybe zoos in particular have gone up.

and it's because during basically the pandemic, basically the pandemic, basically when everything else was furlough and everything else, the theme park, you closed down, the theme park you don't need, you don't have really any expenses. everything's turned off. but however, you need to take care of the animals, lizard lights need to be kept on and everything else. so there is that. but this is mainly part of a wider issue about things being more expensive and things going past and way beyond what inflation should be. yeah, and tiger food. yes. exactly. yeah. so some people have been tiger king. >> he was feeding them basically rotten meat out of a skip. yeah. maybe maybe london feeding them staff members arms wasn't he. and that as well. pretty much anything they could catch anything they could catch anything they could forage from the staff members was was fair game. but the zoo is quite expensive, >> i've been to the zoo at night in london. that's quite fun. i can't remember what i paid, but you can get a pint go round. look at some. >> do you remember when that came out, though? initially they had to shut it off because people were getting drunk and jumping in the penguin enclosures and things like that, which does sound like fun . which does sound like fun. >> no, they made it look too inviting. when you go in the penguins, it's behind glass and you can see all this lovely blue water and it's a warm summer's

evening and you're like, oh, i could get in that, especially if you've had a bit of chardonnay. >> yeah, eat some of their biscuits. we've got the daily mail now, and it seems that young people are shy when it comes to ordering food, probably because they're all fat. cressida gen z don't want to speak to waiters in restaurants, cafe boss claims young diners prefer to order and pay via mobile apps. >> well, no one's going to hit you with a plate, are they? if you with a plate, are they? if you just if you just use a qr code. yeah, people don't like talking anymore. also there's no shame, is there? you could ten order dinners and 68 puddings and you wouldn't have to look someone in the eye. you're being brave. so there's that. yeah, you're being stunning and brave people aren't into it. and also this guy is saying we've got to move with the times. it's got to be a lot cheaper, hasn't it? >> oh yeah. no, no extra staff not having staff. i think you've actually because you've annoyingly hit all my points, even including the nando's point. but yeah, too long adam. no, i literally i completely agree with you. it's the, it's. why would you want to have to talk to another human being? why why would you have to want to do it? you know, especially that you're there and you're going,

oh, it's only five minutes to the end of the show. yeah i've seen people i go to mcdonald's more than i care to admit, because the nature of being a comedian involves you being out to one in the morning, and mcdonald's is normally the only place open. and the amount of people i see sort of staring gormlessly, especially since with the taylor swift thing, a lot of the taylor swift fans are pressing their screens. i'm a bit of a germaphobe. i actually don't like touching those screens, but yeah, it beats speaking to a human, doesn't it? >> yeah, absolutely. as a comedian, because you're often travelling on your on your own. iused travelling on your on your own. i used to always eat at wetherspoons, not just because of the fantastic value, but because of the ambience, but because of the ambience, but because you could order, you could order at your table. you don't need to get up, leave your bags or anything. it's great. fantastic. we've got the daily meal again with a warning for men to avoid curry if they want some nookie, because if you have curry, you'll get naan. >> okay. yeah good one. yeah. this is from the daily mail. men looking to spice off their, i'm guessing. i mean, spice up their love lives . warned to keep off love lives. warned to keep off the typical typo. their keep warm to keep off hot curries which could dampen their flame, basically this is urologists from the university of south

china who have too much time on their hands and probably should be focusing on a different sort of epidemic, saying that eating spicy foods quite regularly might increase the risk of erectile dysfunction, especially among non—smokers, i don't know. is this this? i'd see it personally as a toxic male , as personally as a toxic male, as a challenge. i would like to sort of have as many spicy foods i can and see if i can see if you can and see if i can see if you can still. >> well, that's true, isn't it? you get these shows where it's just basically blokes trying to eat hot sauce, how good. and they're trying to outmacho each other. >> one of the greatest shows of all time. hot ones. thank you very much, cressida. how dare you slander this? it does feel like louis schaefer wrote this, doesn't it? >> it doesn't feel. it doesn't feel like real science. >> it's not quite that insane , >> it's not quite that insane, but, i mean, this is from the university of south china. do you think they're just trying to drum up more business for their restaurants and make people not go to the indian restaurants ? go to the indian restaurants? >> oh, maybe. >> oh, maybe. >> oh, maybe. >> oh, that's a that's a good one. that's a good tinfoil hat theory. i think we've got the wet markets as well . wet markets as well. >> goes all the way to the top. yeah the wet markets. we've got the independent now with the

moral dilemma around snooping on your partner's phone . your partner's phone. >> cressida, it's morally wrong to snoop at your partner's phone. so why do we do it? well, i've never done that. and if someone snooped at my phone, they'd be out the door. i think it's a bit mad. and this person starts off by telling you about a friend of theirs. i don't know their gender, and that the friend's partner goes through the friend's phone to look to see the messages. it'd be like with us being married , you with us being married, you looking through my phone to see know you looking through our messages. yeah yeah yeah, yeah. anyway, no that's terrible. that's the end of your relationship, don't you think? >> well, what if you think somebody's cheating? i remember my ex thought i was cheating on her, and it was. went through my phone. well, you know, lucky guess for her. yeah >> what are you supposed to do? there is just start shouting with baseless accusations. you don't actually go and find proof. >> once you've done that, you've kind of. it's over, isn't it? 100%? yeah. >> so if you're snooping on each other's phones, just. just call it quits right now. you're not going to reclaim the glory days or the love is gone . so very or the love is gone. so very happy to leave you on that note. but the show is nearly over. so

let's take another quick look at monday's front pages. the daily mail leads with starmer and passes for glasses sleaze row. the telegraph has the same story. prime minister under pressure over number 10 pass for donon pressure over number 10 pass for donor. the express says it's a betrayal. labour has no mandate to axe winter fuel payments. the guardian has airstrikes on hezbollah, not the end of the story, says netanyahu. the i news has cabinet split as labour mps fear voter backlash over winter fuel allowance cut. and finally, the daily star has suns out, bums out and those who are front pages . and that's all we front pages. and that's all we have time for. thank you to my guests cressida and adam. simon evans will be here tomorrow at 11 pm. with carrie marks and me. leo carson, if you're watching at 5 am, stay tuned for breakfast and come and see me do comedy on friday in hammersmith. there's a link on my twitter. see you soon. bye. hey >> that warm feeling inside from boxt boilers, sponsors of weather on gb news.

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ireland seeing a mixture of sunny spells and showers, but this cloudier zone across northern england into wales, giving some showery outbreaks of rain in places brighter for the rest of england, but some showers across southeast england initially clearing away along with a brisk, brisk breeze here, but then generally through monday winds falling light. we'll see a scattering of showers through the day, largely across the northern part of england into northern ireland, north wales, southern scotland . north wales, southern scotland. elsewhere dry but some sunny spells and with lighter winds it will feel warmer temperatures lifting to the high teens to low 20s, up to around 23 across south—east england on tuesday. wet and windy weather spreading in across the north and the west of the uk. some of this rain will be heavy at times, but further south and east we'll start to import some warm air winds coming in from the south. plenty of sunny spells and temperatures lifting towards the mid 20s, perhaps even higher by wednesday , approaching 2829 wednesday, approaching 2829 celsius before turning cooler again on thursday.

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will >> very good evening to you. you're with gb news free speech nation. up next. first though, a look at the headlines at 7:00 and we start in germany, where prosecutors have named the man suspected of carrying out a knife attack that killed three and injured eight. as isa al—haj , and injured eight. as isa al—haj, the 26 year old syrian national, is accused of being a member of a terrorist organisation and sharing islamic state ideology. he's also been charged with three counts of murder and attempted murder. the suspect, who had reportedly applied for asylum in the country, handed himself in to police following

that attack. a church service, meanwhile, has been taking place today in germany to remember and pay today in germany to remember and pay respects to those who lost their lives. the victims include a 56 year old woman and two men, aged 56 and 67. four of those wounded remain in a life threatening condition in hospital . officials from hospital. officials from hezbollah insist the militant group isn't looking for a full scale war after a rocket and drone attack against israel earlier this morning, it was in retaliation for the killing of a top commander last month, israel launched pre—emptive strikes in return on southern lebanon, in what it called an act of self—defence. an israeli prime minister, benjamin netanyahu, says israel will take all measures necessary to defend itself . we're also hearing from itself. we're also hearing from the reuters news agency tonight that the gaza ceasefire proposal has been rejected by hamas, saying the israeli conditions do not meet the deal that was

struck on the 2nd of july. so at this stage doesn't appear to be any progress on that. bring you more on that as we get it. meanwhile, in ukraine, a british man is missing, feared, buried under the rubble after a russian missile hit a hotel used by journalists in the east of the country. he was part of a six strong team from reuters. the news agency. a ukrainian and a us national were also injured. reuters have released a statement. they say they are urgently seeking more information, working with authorities in kramatorsk and supporting the colleagues and their families here. the prime minister is set to warn that things will get worse in the uk before they get better. in a speech on tuesday, sir keir starmer is likely to say there are no quick fixes to remedy what he'll call the rubble and ruin left by the conservatives. he'll also continue to argue that the last tory government concealed the true state of pubuc concealed the true state of public finances. but the conservatives have responded, saying labour are fabricating a financial black hole to clear the way for tax rises . and

the way for tax rises. and they're also calling the prime