investigation following a murder investigation following the death of a 13 year old boy found stabbed to death at a house in the west midlands. the teenager was treated by paramedics but died at the scene in oldbury yesterday afternoon. no one has been arrested so far and chief superintendent kim madill gave a press conference earlier today and we are following active lines of enquiry to find the suspects. >> we know that the incident took place inside his home and i would appeal to anyone who has information to come forward. we have local officers and youth workers in the area over the coming days, so please speak to them directly if you have any concerns or information that you would like to pass to us. >> now, deputy prime minister angela rayner has been spotted raving with a top dj at a superclub in ibiza . video

superclub in ibiza. video footage shows mrs. rayner dancing in a dj booth while being cheered on by the crowd at hi ibiza on the spanish party island . it comes just days after island. it comes just days after sir keir starmer warned the nafion sir keir starmer warned the nation of a painful autumn budget , and nation of a painful autumn budget, and oasis have recorded their best ever week on the uk album chart. 15 years after the band broke up and fresh from the news, they are reuniting brothers noel and liam gallagher confirmed the reunion on tuesday morning following weeks of speculation. they've now issued a warning against reselling tickets to their comeback tour , tickets to their comeback tour, after some were listed for thousands of pounds within minutes of a pre—sale today. the rest of the tickets for the uk shows will go on general sale at 9 am. tomorrow. those are the latest gb news headlines for now. now it's time for headliners for the very latest gb news direct to your smartphone, sign up to news alerts by scanning the qr code , alerts by scanning the qr code, or go to gbnews.com forward

slash alerts . slash alerts. >> hello and welcome to headliners. it's your first look at saturday's newspapers with three comedians. i'm andrew doyle and joining me tonight mischievous scallywag jonathan kogan and his no nonsense minder cressida wetton. are you both well? i'm pretty well minder. >> yeah. she's dressed as angela raynen >> i'm just going to disagree with dressed as angela. >> yes. you have a mistake . >> yes. you have a mistake. >> yes. you have a mistake. >> we are allowed to wear red. >> we are allowed to wear red. >> yeah. it's not like angela rayner owns that copyright in red dresses. yeah, but there are other people that have done it. >> angela rayner can match her lipstick to her dress. that's all i'm saying. >> well, outrageous. outrageous. it's going to be a feisty one. so let's start by looking at those front covers. the telegraph is leading with ozempic hailed as a fountain of youth . the guardian has got youth. the guardian has got thames water lobbied officials for higher bill, and the times also has that mysterious ozempic story. so we'll be getting into that, don't you worry, the mail

has got william and harry didn't share a word at memorial, and the mirror . share a word at memorial, and the mirror. germaine in battle to save marriage. and finally , to save marriage. and finally, the daily star. oasis can save the daily star. oasis can save the world. yes they can. those were your front covers . all were your front covers. all right, we're going to kick off with the times. and jonathan kogan has has the details. what are they? >> yeah, this is quite exciting for you know, it's good news for people who want to stay healthy and well for a long time. >> so weight loss drugs, kerb effects of getting old. so this is another story about everyone's favourite drug ozempic. >> so weight loss injections could slow down the clock on biological ageing as they treat the underlying cause of a range of diseases, experts have said. >> so some of these diseases include, what have we got? >> well, just general inflammation, alzheimer's , inflammation, alzheimer's, untreatable stroke, untreatable high blood pressure, heart disease. well, yeah, but what the headline doesn't mention is, yes, it's been proven to significantly increase your risk of a pancreas disease. right.

and also stomach problems. >> well, what trumps what the heart or the pancreas? >> isn't it always the case that when you have any of these kind of drugs, there's always a bit of drugs, there's always a bit of a payoff? i think there's always trade offs. yeah. it's a trade. you have to accept that some things are going to go wrong and some things are so you'll get thinner, but you might have pancreas problems. >> well my mum always said nothing tastes as good as pancreas thin feels. that's what she said. >> it's your mum , kate moss, >> it's your mum, kate moss, >> it's your mum, kate moss, >> some people would say she likes to paraphrase kate moss. >> this doesn't make any reference to ozempic face. >> it was ozempic face. >> it was ozempic face. >> well , >> it was ozempic face. >> well, apparently you get a really thin fat. and also, i've watched the south park episode, therefore i'm an expert. okay, apparently you can get this raging hunger that comes if you then stop taking the drug. yes, so long term we don't really know, do we? >> i know someone who took ozempic and his earlobes fell off. no. yeah >> really? >> really? >> why would i? why would i make that up? that's true. >> well, gb news. >> well, gb news. >> but at the same time, i think whenever all of the media pushes one drug at the same time. >> yes, that's when my spidey

sense goes off. i'm a bit like, what are they? what do they know that we don't? >> what? the thing is, it does stop you getting hungry, which is the main cause of obesity, right ? that's me being is the main cause of obesity, right? that's me being a scientist. yes. and the thing about that is, you know, it's difficult to lose weight. it's really, really hard . so, you really, really hard. so, you know, if there is a drug that can do this, but i think we need a few more years research, don't we, before we find out celebrities see what they do. >> i've heard that you have to eat lots of protein or your muscles waste away because you're sort of starving yourself. so you have to be very selective and say, right now i'm eating less, i've got to eat the good stuff. yes, but people who have become obese are not traditionally that interested in eating the good stuff. yes so i don't think it's i don't think you can just take ozempic and relax in the victorians have like a cage that they put like around your mouth, a mouth cage like a chastity cage. >> they had a chastity cage. >> they had a chastity cage. >> that's brilliant. but they also had a pill with a tapeworm in it. >> they did tapeworm eggs. that was the thing. it wasn't a pill. it was just a tapeworm egg. an egg. and how are the victorians ? egg. and how are the victorians? >> you'd get a tapeworm. and it would. well, they are. yes. >> yeah. they didn't know. they

thought it was a miracle pill, but it was actually a tapeworm. it was a tapeworm that is. but it worked again and again. like you say, it's a trade off. right? so you get really, really thin, but you've got a massive parasite inside you. yeah. who wouldn't for that kind of weight loss? that's true. nurse a parasite. i think about it. i would i'd give it a name. what would i'd give it a name. what would you call it? i'd call it benji. benji yeah. benji. sweet. make it cute. make it palatable. let's move on now to the front cover of what's this? is it the title? no, the i cressida's got the eye. >> what's this? the eye labour is not doing enough to help with energy bills. poll reveal. so apparently 68% of people think that that labour are not doing enough to help with energy bills , enough to help with energy bills, of course we were actually expecting energy bills to go down, weren't we? because in their manifesto, they didn't say they were going to go up. >> well, they said they were going to cut them by £300. is my recollection right . exactly. so recollection right. exactly. so i mean, they're really not doing that, are they. >> they're really not doing that. and just as this has happened, we've also had ofgem announcing that in october they're going to go up again by another 9%. >> oh good. >> oh good. >> so they're going up again. and of course winter fuel allowance. that's all been a

debacle. now we're worried about old people. >> so you can't kill granny with covid, but you can kill her by freezing her out. well, i don't think that's the intention, isn't it? well, well, that's a good point. we should maybe debate that. i think it's possible. yes, it might be that the labour party just really enjoy killing octogenarians. >> i think that's a safe position to take. >> yeah, yeah . okay. but the >> yeah, yeah. okay. but the thing is, jonathan, you know, they the energy bills, this is something the government could do. something about. there could be caps. >> well, price caps , something >> well, price caps, something like that i don't know okay. >> i mean what do i think. >> i mean what do i think. >> i mean what do i think. >> i think that could certainly help people through the cost of living crisis. but at the same time, should the government be telling privately owned companies how much to charge for their products? >> it is when it's a life and death situation. >> i don't think caps. i don't think they can change the price of the energy, can they? they can only they can cap what the produce, what the person charging you adds on. exactly. yeah. so they're not doing anything about the underlying cost of the energy. okay. >> there are all sorts of ways that they could perhaps do more. but you know, this isn't going to play well with their traditional demographic, the working class. but since they don't really care about the

working class anymore, it won't matter, will it? no. now they're a middle class party. it's fine because we can afford fuel. >> well, i'll tell you who can afford fuel. are the train drivers. they're still doing all right. >> are they ? are they okay? >> are they? are they okay? well, let's move on. cogan, telegraph next. what have you got? >> yes, in the daily telegraph. >> yes, in the daily telegraph. >> minimum alcohol prices could be next. >> pub warns. this is really. i was pre—empting this story with my comment on the last story. so the pub bosses have been warned ministers could bring in a minimum alcohol pricing as part of its public health drive, and this is what sources have told the telegraph. so industry insiders have said they have been privately told that this policy could be on the table if they do not take more action to basically tackle the harms of alcohol . okay, so this is now, alcohol. okay, so this is now, to me, a bit of a drastic overreach or potential overreach by the government telling private businesses how much to charge alcohol. >> is this, again, the kind of nanny state ism that we've seen from the labour party? >> i think so, i think so, i mean, i'm very in favour of people taking more care about what they put into their body,

whether that's, you know, like a tapeworm egg or just, you know, tapeworm egg orjust, you know, booze, you should be reasonable. >> but at the same time, you should be don't tread on me. >> yeah. don't tread on you. yeah. if you want to do 12 shots of tequila of an evening. yeah. as i know you sometimes. >> well, you know, it keeps the terrors away. and it's the only way i can sleep. >> there we go. i mean, it shouldn't cogan be entitled to get absolutely off his face? >> i think that's absolutely right, andrew. he should be entitled as long as he's a consenting adult. of course. yes. apparently the cost in scotland and wales is going to go scotland and wales is going to 9° up scotland and wales is going to go up to 50 to 65% per unit. that's the minimum, right? >> it's not very much a pint to like £8 at the moment. >> right. so we're a long way off. >> well the snp did the similar thing didn't they. and you know all of this stuff always always affects the working class drinking up there. well exactly. that's the point . it's part of that's the point. it's part of the culture. this is so horrible. i just think anyway , horrible. i just think anyway, so that's that, they've also got a picture of kate winslet on the front there. do you know what that's all about? >> she looks very wistful. she looks like she's wishing she could go to the pub for a fag. >> is she there to illustrate this story about the pubs? that would make sense . it actually, would make sense. it actually, says winslet, my proudest

moment. do you know what i think winslet's proudest moment, which should be that single she released. do you remember that? no, it's called what if. google it? >> i've got some googling to do. >> i've got some googling to do. >> it's a great song, great tune. okay. and she should be really proud of that. i don't know why she. she was a one hit wonder, you know, like chesney hawkes. >> well, i didn't know she had a hit, so. >> yeah, but she's won an oscar since, so i suppose i have seen her naked, though. have you? yeah. >> not in real life. in film. >> not in real life. in film. >> oh, i thought you meant you'd had a relationship with kate winslet. >> no, i've been trying, but she hasn't responded to any of my dms. >> oh, they do that, though, don't they? well, sometimes . don't they? well, sometimes. okay, let's move on. christa, we've got the star. what's this about daily star? >> oasis can save the world. if liam and noel can make up, then so can russia. and ukraine. just like that. wait. >> but they're suggesting they're going to play on the border between russia and ukraine. but this is not a serious thing, is it? it's like one of these comments that liam gallagher's made or something. has he even made it, or is this just the star suggesting it's in the daily star? >> i think it's obviously quite serious. it's either boffins or a seagull. we don't know. right, >> do you think this is a legitimate military strategy

that they're suggesting? >> i think so, and i think it's going to cost the uk billions of pounds. so yeah, fair enough. >> but i mean, would it not possibly escalate the conflict depending on the songs they choose?it depending on the songs they choose? it depends on the set list. >> well, they're rock stars. we don't know which way it's going to go. no. our defence budget could spiral and then they could have another tiff. >> i've seen a lot of , >> i've seen a lot of, snobbishness about the oasis reunion in the guardian. the guardian hated the idea. and then the spectator, there was an article in the spectator, and they were going on about how wonderwall was the worst song ever written. yes, actually. worst song. really silly statement to make, he could have just said i don't like the song . just said i don't like the song. rather than say something so stupid, he probably likes it. he probably likes it. everyone likes it, but everyone's talking about them, aren't. >> they played a lot though ? >> they played a lot though? most of my memories of being at school was wonderwall playing in the background. >> yeah, but my memory of it is the mike flowers pops cover version, which i think is slightly better. the definitive version that's the front pages out of the way. do join us after the break. we're going to be talking about labour's recommendations for business, two tier health care and angela rayner living her

welcome back to headliners it's your first look at saturday's papers. i'm still here with co graham wettone. but we're going to begin this section with saturday's metro. the government is stepping in to show businesses how to run a business. jolly good. >> yes, that's what we want. we want governments running our business for us. so government dismisses claims that workers could have right to a four day workweek. so, first of all, that's quite a good thing because i'm quite happy working three days a week. four days. >> you don't do more than three on principle. >> on principle ? attention span. >> on principle? attention span. i'm not welcome. you know, i really have to fight for the time i get on here, i book it. so rumours have been swirling around a potential change to uk employment rights, but labour government has denied that employees could soon be able to request a four day week from their first day. so currently employees can request that they call it flexible hours as soon as they start a company. but

employers are not legally obuged employers are not legally obliged to say, yeah, they can just be like, no. >> well, i would have thought so. i mean, if you if you advertise a job, then surely you could just decide this is a five day a week job if you don't want that, bye bye . yeah. go that, bye bye. yeah. go somewhere else. what do you think? well, yeah. >> the idea that you've got a right to ask. i mean, i suppose. yeah. you could ask for anything, can't you ? yeah. anything, can't you? yeah. >> can i ask for £1 million? >> can i ask for £1 million? >> exactly. doesn't mean you're going to get it. no. i find this very frustrating. as soon as governments start telling people how to run businesses, i just think what a bizarre situation. and they're talking about creating the right conditions for growth. it's like, what do you think the average business owner spends all their time trying to do? yeah they've probably thought about it before, and they've probably come to the conclusion that this is how their business runs best, and they probably know that. so i find this very frustrating. >> yes. but of course keir starmer knows best and his dad was a toolmaker, so that's why he knows best. what did his mum do? >> i think she was a go go dancen >> i think she was a go go dancer. i can't i think she's in pam's people. i thought she was in pan's people. >> yes , of course she was. so he >> yes, of course she was. so he knows about this stuff because they were ruthless business women. >> they really were. and they did a lot of compressed time ,

did a lot of compressed time, whatever it was called. but, when you compress time into an overall shorter space, so instead of doing a five days a week, you do ten hours. >> well, you know, here there is actually research that suggests that people are more productive if they work four days a week rather than five. i believe that there was research. i think it was in australia. and what happened there is they actually gave people the same amount of work, but just in a fraction of the time , four days rather than the time, four days rather than five. turned out they did more. oh that's great. well that's great. >> and business owners can read that information and make a decision right there. i just don't like the government getting involved. >> i think you can keep going down that route until i think you'll find out that three days and one, and maybe do no work at all. didn't they do that in the 70s? there was a lot of that going on. yes. okay. we're going to move on to the daily mail now. and who's got this story? i have no idea what it's about. what's this one? >> record numbers of migrants living in britain are jobless, with more than 1.6 million unemployed or economically inactive people, costing taxpayers an estimated £8 billion. this is a very daily mail article. it's a very daily mail article. it's a very daily mail and it's so high. 1.6

million. the country's only 67 million. the country's only 67 million. that can't i mean , i million. that can't i mean, i guessi million. that can't i mean, i guess i don't know, according to the office of national statistics, but i don't understand. >> it's saying they're not looking for work. i thought these were predominantly we're not talking here about asylum seekers. we're talking here about economic migrants. migrants. well, if i'm an economic migrant, one of the things i'm going to do, my priority is probably going to be looking for work because i'm there for the for the dosh, aren't i? well, i suppose the implication is the benefit system is so good you don't have to go out to work. >> do they have to speak like that once they arrive? >> they do. >> they do. >> and those are the rules. oh, okay. >> i think they prefer the technical term bachelor of the job market. it's a sort of more softer approach. but, yeah, it seems like it's costing a lot, 20.3 billion a year. that's the cost of supporting the people who are choosing not to work. and you know what? i get it. >> i know you get it because you're, you know, notoriously indolent. >> yes, i am incontinent, but yeah, no, it's a thing i think starmer and the labour party have undone a fair bit of

legislation that was put, or was trying to be put through by the tories before they got defeated. so yeah, i think they just, you know, there must be a better system though, right? >> i mean, if you could talk about like doesn't australia have like a point system where, you know, you get in if you, if you've got good job prospects and you can put something back into society and yes, you can go for a bit and then you have to leave. >> i did that and you can say for a bit longer if you do some work they don't want to do on the farms. >> oh right. okay. did you arrive on a small boat? >> no i didn't, i had a plane ticket and everything. >> oh, so you did. you were a bit yacht? yeah. slightly different . okay, we're going to different. okay, we're going to move on now to this story. this is about two tier health care . is about two tier health care. what's this all about? so the nhs has two tiers slow and very slow. >> so jess phillips suggests she received quicker nhs treatment because she voted for gaza ceasefire. interesting, right? >> no , wait. she was giving >> no, wait. she was giving a talk wasn't she? at some festival. right. this is in the evening with jess phillips and that sounds like the worst show even that sounds like the worst show ever. but you know, did she tell , ever. but you know, did she tell, does she do songs? does she know that kate winslet there? >> but i would love to hear the

way she said this. i've been thinking about that all day. i want to hear the tone of voice . want to hear the tone of voice. >> exactly. >> exactly. >> what on earth is she getting at? is she saying this is a good i don't know what her point is. i don't know what her point is. i mean, if this is really what she thinks she should have said with her blue lips, that's not okay. we can't have a two tiered system. >> why should pushing in and admitting it? >> well, exactly. but wait a minute, wait a minute. >> let's be absolutely clear about this. >> we don't know what she said. so, so the way this is reported is that jess phillips said when she had to go into hospital, they recognised her because she's so famous, as we all know. and the doctor was saying, oh , and the doctor was saying, oh, i'm palestinian. you voted against, you know, the war in whatever it was. and therefore we the ceasefire and therefore i'm going to give you treatment quicker. right now. she i have to say in the article the last line, the last line is a source close to mr phillips said this is nonsense and doesn't reflect what she actually said. in other words, maybe she didn't say it at all. i'd like to hear the recording before making a judgement, because i don't trust this. because you know, i've been misquoted from from shows that i've done and sometimes

quoted accurately, which is even worse. yeah do you think we should we should cut her a bit of slack here because we don't actually know what she said. >> no, i think what's happened here is this is kind of like when you know, you're a guy and a random girl asks you for directions and you assume it's because she's hot for you, and you just think that. and that's what's happened. she thinks that this guy is like giving her preferential treatment. >> it's just, oh, you think that's what it is? yeah. i think if it were the case that a doctor was giving preferential treatment to someone because of their politics. yeah would you would you not support that ? would you not support that? >> depends if it benefited me or not directly. >> well there we go. i mean, what do you think, cressida? i mean, that would be outrageous, wouldn't it? >> of course it would. well, i think really probably happened without any evidence. is that her point is that i think she's trying to say , look at the state trying to say, look at the state of the nhs. i was lucky i only got through because i had these special circumstances. right. and possibly she hasn't thought through how it's going to look when it's printed in the telegraph. okay. >> i mean, very interesting, but i think i'm going to stick by we don't really know. and i want to see the recording. i want to know before we make any judgement because i don't trust the reporting. we're going to move on to the ai . now, this is move on to the ai. now, this is esther mcvey and a tweet that

has ruffled a few feathers. >> esther mcvey stands by post, which compared smoking ban to the holocaust. >> it's not quite what she did, is it? no. i mean, i think that headuneis is it? no. i mean, i think that headline is kind of stretching it a little bit. >> absolutely. so she was it was an analogy. she said firstly, well, we know that the famous poem, first they came for the communists and i did not speak out because i was not a communist. then they came for the jews, and i did not speak out because i was not a jew. then they came for me, and there was no one left to speak out for me. and she then added pertinent words re starmer's smoking ban. yeah. >> so i think this is obviously a very famous poem, which is about the way in which, you know, minorities are discriminated against, particularly jewish minorities. but you know what i would say this is, is really, really gauche. this is, is really, really gauche . that's what i think it gauche. that's what i think it is. it'sjust gauche. that's what i think it is. it's just a really sort of blundering. i know the point she's trying to make, which is about creeping authoritarianism. it starts small and it gets big. right? she's not saying the smoking ban is as bad as auschwitz, of course. and that is the way that people seem to be deliberately misinterpreting it. oh, absolutely. she just

said something a bit. a bit gauche and stupid. yeah. >> you know, it was sort of an ill considered analogy, if you like. yes. yeah. i mean, obviously she is not comparing those two things. she's just, as you say, just saying. yeah they're, you know, a creeping encroachment from an authoritarian, authoritarian government. >> and so why does that headline in that newspaper say that she's compared the smoking ban to the holocaust? it gets clicks and now we're talking about it. >> well, according to this writer, hen mazzig has responded to her tweet by saying a member of the british parliament, she isn't equates. no, she is now , isn't equates. no, she is now, isn't equates. no, she is now, isn't she? yes. sorry. right. equates a ban on on smoking to a genocide of jews. >> that's right . absolutely she hasn't. >> and of course in her response, she just she's very strong. she's not having it and she says no equivalence was being suggested. yeah. >> well it's not really a story is it , >> well it's not really a story is it, insofar as like people say stupid stuff on twitter, i do think it's a really, inelegant comparison . inelegant comparison. comparison, bringing that poem in. i think it's you know, but so what? so what? well, exactly. >> in solidarity with the jewish

people, though, she has now changed her name to esther vie. >> so good for her. okay, well, closing this section, we've got angela rayner who's being down with the kids, right? >> yeah. very down with the kids. this actually explains why all my gen z dates keep asking for angela. i think, that's a good joke. so the headline is incredible moment. good joke. so the headline is incredible moment . angela rayner incredible moment. angela rayner is seen raving in a dj booth at ibiza, ibiza superclub as smoke cannons erupt and crowd goes wild. so deputy prime minister angela rayner, she's basically been partying, she's been living it up, she's been donning a red dress inspired by cresta over here and she's been seen dancing on stage with a celebrity dj, denise van outen. i say good for her. she's a person . she's her. she's a person. she's allowed to party, let off some steam. i mean, you'd never, ever see keir starmer approaching a dj booth and if he was, he'd probably just ask for a podcast or something like that. he is. he's different. >> i'd like to see, you know, keir starmer let his hair down a little bit. yeah. let's have a look. i think we've got the clip of rayner throwing some shapes. have we got .

have we got. >> hey hey hey things will get worse before they get better . worse before they get better. >> somehow works better when you intercut. keir starmer at his podium. the thing is i don't again i don't think it's a story. so what? she's a woman who had a few drinks and danced. so what exactly? >> if she wants to get off her mash on ecstasy pipes, we support that. >> well, she specifically says she wasn't doing that. she says she wasn't doing that. she says she wasn't doing that. she says she was just. >> yeah, we have to be. i have to be clear. she wasn't doing that. she said she wasn't doing that, but she was . but she was that, but she was. but she was definitely drunk. i mean, she was hammered, right? >> well, so she says she says that yes, she's into that sort of thing. and coming home at 6 am. and being proud of it because she says, yes, i can do it. she said. >> she said the rick and morty pingers kicked in about 4:30 am. she's been gurning ever a.m. she's been gurning ever since. >> i don't think this idea. there's a lot of ageism going on here. why shouldn't she be able to dance in a dj booth? because actually, it is a bit weird, isn't it? i mean, for that age, i don't know. >> i find it a bit. it feels like it was all planned. because you think this isn't like grainy footage where she was out with

her mates in the crowd. no, you're in the dj booth, of course. but do you think she . course. but do you think she. >> because she's saying she felt like a grandmother. do you think she's too old? do you think that's ageism? because i haven't done that sort of thing for weeks. >> i. i think ibiza is full of people of all sorts of ages doing that. yeah, exactly. >> i think absolutely fine. don't have a problem with it. absolutely not. and by the way, yes, cressida isn't like cressida can wear a red dress without being compared to angela. >> it's weird, though, that i've done this again. there was another angela rayner story when i wore red. i think. another angela rayner story when i wore red. i think . are you not i wore red. i think. are you not doing that deliberately? >> every time there's an angela rayner story, you wear the red dress. i think i'm summonsing her with my. i think you are. you're channelling it when you start calling us all scum , then start calling us all scum, then we'll know that you've become fully possessed. >> and you both love getting high. >> there we go. we are not alleging anything. they're just kogan. okay? right. well that's the end of part two. so do come back for part three when we'll learn about bosses getting into your private information. men getting into women's spaces all sorts. getting into the theatre. don't go

welcome back to headliners. your first look at saturday's newspapers. we're going to open this section with the times. and this section with the times. and this sounds a lot like fat shaming in the workplace. >> i tend to agree workers to be weighed in the office for health and moti, what that's being weighed at work. that's hideous. it's like a stress dream. so the nhs is planning to go into offices, pubs , building sites to offices, pubs, building sites to weigh and measure employees under a national drive to prevent heart attacks and strokes. so this is more government getting involved in our health. >> what happens? you turn up at work, you have to step on a scale. if you're too fat, it goes, you're fat. >> you go to prison. >> you go to prison. >> that's exactly right. no, it's obviously voluntary. it takes 20 minutes and it's mostly targeting men in sort of traditionally male jobs. men over 40 male dominated industries, including factories and construction, because men are more at risk from heart disease. >> i just think this is shaming. i think this is this is awful. >> what i'm really concerned is

they're saying it'll be offered to men over 40. i'm 35. am i entering middle age? >> i'm afraid you are. which means you're the takeaway. yeah. this is all about you. of coui'se. >> course. >> how this affects me. yeah. getting back on the ozempic. i can't handle this. this is. this is too much. >> do you know what, though? i mean, i understand, like, looking out for people's health. that's great. and, you know, an mot fine if you voluntarily. but doing it at work , having to say doing it at work, having to say i don't want that and or whatever, you know, it seems a bit invasive and, you know, because we're such a sensitive culture, i'm obsessed with not making people uncomfortable. >> and then this plops into your lap and it's like the most uncomfortable thing ever. >> and what they're actually doing is they're getting those, you know, at festivals, those people who guess your weight as you walk past like, oh, we got a 55 kilogram man over here. >> do they exist? >> do they exist? >> yeah, they have one in vegas. they guess your weight and then . they guess your weight and then. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> and then you slap them and then you slap them and then. yeah, it's a tribunal. >> unbelievable. all right. we're going to move on. now this is the daily mail and it's a scottish charity which is hiring a women's only role . but saying

a women's only role. but saying that men can apply as well . yes. that men can apply as well. yes. >> how very du jour. so domestic abuse charity allows men who identify as women to apply for £47,000 a year. women only roles. >> and of course this is yeah, domestic abuse, sexual violence against i mean it's one of those jobs. do you remember like with edinburgh rape crisis centre, which is still as far as i'm aware, run by a man who identifies as a woman, you would have thought with all these gender debates that you would have thought that the people who identify as trans or the opposite sex would understand that. just leave this bit alone , that. just leave this bit alone, leave sexual abuse, violence, domestic violence, just leave those women alone. don't you know , hurricane your way into know, hurricane your way into those spaces? what the hell's going on? >> well, it's just i think the argument is, oh, it's a protected characteristic. if you're trans, therefore, you can do anything you like and it's just not the case. and maya forstater, ceo of human rights charity sex matters, of course, has said that's just not how it works. they've misinterpreted equality laws, but they always do, right? >> they keep doing this. i mean, do we have to write it out in in

sort of childish language for them to understand this very, very simple point? it's perfectly legitimate to discriminate in terms of sex in certain cases. this is definitely one of those cases. absolutely. >> i can't think of a more a more obvious example. and it's at the time when we're hearing about violence against women and girls, there's all sorts of campaigns on public transport about that, things like that. and this is an area where it's really sensitive and these women are really vulnerable. and all of that's kind of gone out the window. >> in fact, j.k. rowling had to fund a rape crisis centre in edinburgh, berry's place, because there was no rape crisis centre in scotland, which was women only, which is crazy. why should we? it shouldn't be left to philanthropist authors to sort out what should be an obvious problem that the state should deal with, right? >> do you think there's a targeted political element to this that they specifically want to give it to a female? identifying person? or do you think this is just like it's easier to just say anyone can apply? >> well, it feels like goading actually. that's that's kind of feels a bit like goading , you

feels a bit like goading, you know, and, you know, if i were an individual like this who identified as the opposite sex, i would make a point of not going for roles like that. you know, you'd want to keep your head down. you want to, you know, just live your life as you live your life versus giggle case. like the tickle versus giggle case, like i listen. yeah, right. but why would a man look at that thing? oh, it's a women's only app in the wake of the metoo movement, this is a sensitive time. women want their own spaces. i know, why don't i demand that on the pain of a lawsuit that i can get in there as well. i mean, how how insane and deranged is this? >> that's how it feels. i mean, it's not something i've experienced, but it feels like as soon as you put a challenge in to say, yeah , but you're not in to say, yeah, but you're not actually a biological woman. yes that that needs to be overcome and challenged and i don't understand it. yeah. >> i saw that beauty contest in america where they were like all these thin young women in the beauty contest, and there's this absolute heifer who hadn't even shaved in this bad frock. and they let him win because, of course, they let him win because he's beautiful inside or something. >> fair enough. i mean, no , >> fair enough. i mean, no, personally, he needs a health

mot to health mot. get him on the scales. get her on the scales. oh, god. it's happened. i've been cat right now. i don't know, what do i think ? just just know, what do i think? just just take ozempic and live to 150. >> there we go. that's your answer to everything from now on, isn't it? i thought you were going to sing we are the world. >> then we are the world. oh, no, we can't play that license. >> maybe oasis can solve the trans debate. >> maybe they can. that's it. well, we'll see. i mean, they're too busy solving the russia—ukraine conflict, but when they've done with that and the middle east, then they'll move on to the gender issue. okay. well cressida, the tories are claiming keir starmer has a problem with women. perhaps it's just the ones who set loose our natural entrepreneurialism . natural entrepreneurialism. >> yes, i think it might be. keir starmer has a problem with women, tories claim. so this is because keir starmer has taken down maggie thatcher's portrait in number 10. right. everyone's got an opinion about why. >> and does that necessarily mean it's because she's a woman? well i think i agree. people are weirdly psychotic about margaret thatcher. they hate her so much.

yes. and he might be one of those people. maybe. well, we know that he's not, because he's previously been in trouble with the left for celebrating her and talking about her bringing out this entrepreneurial spirit. so then why does a picture of her frighten him? well, we don't we don't really know. >> i mean, the guy who's writing or written his biography says that it's an unsettling portrait. i mean, portraits are unsettling. >> live streaming his biography, i thought biographies are done. and then the guy just sort of doing tidbits and putting them out. >> well, look, we don't really know, do we? >> i mean, she should be there, right? so she's the first female prime minister it's fair enough. there's a picture of her in downing street, and she wasn't there for ten minutes like some of our prime ministers, which is quite a significant historic figure. >> yeah. >> yeah. >> if he was going to get rid of the liz truss picture, you know, maybe. right, because she's still being drawn. >> yeah . >> yeah. >> yeah. but >> yeah. but you >> yeah. but you know, >> yeah. but you know, at >> yeah. but you know, at least have liz truss up there as an etch a sketch so you can sort of wipe it out. but then don't you think like this. it's crazy that he would do this and bad pr more than anything. i mean, it's certainly bad pr. >> i think there will be obviously a lot of people on the left who think it's a funny move, that it irritates people, but i don't think it is, actually an anti—women thing

because he did replace the painting with a picture of diane abbott topless as a mermaid. >> oh, there we go. okay, well, why didn't they mention that in the article then? i wouldn't have been so annoyed about that. >> they mentioned it in the article. >> okay, but yeah, they do read stuff into it. i mean, i don't i wouldn't leap to misogyny. i wouldn't leap to misogyny. i would leap to anti—tory ism. >> absolutely. you know, or more to the point, i would think about starmer. i think, what kind of what's going on in his mind? i mean, you could write a list of things people are going to say about you if you do this. >> maybe he sees it and it like whispers more conservative things to him. and he's worried that he's getting more and more. >> maybe, maybe the spirit of thatcher is working through the picture. yeah, yeah, i think. or maybe he's had nightmares about her and so he can't look at her anymore. >> sexy dreams . we've all had >> sexy dreams. we've all had that thatcher dream. >> maybe it could be that even if any of that were the case, you would just turn your chair around, wouldn't you? i mean, this is clearly going to cause a lot of trouble with the sensible solution. >> you should work for the labor party. all right. she's dressed for it. certainly is. i'm going to move to the guardian now. and it's starting to sound like being an illegal immigrant.

might have some downsides. >> jonathan scott capurro is doing just fine, thank you. fair enough. uk immigration strategy. >> very nice joke . very nice, >> very nice joke. very nice, >> very nice joke. very nice, >> uk immigration strategy increases risk of exploitation, say charities . so the labour say charities. so the labour government i should add policy of ramping up immigration raids and detaining and deporting undocumented undocumented migrants is driving more people underground and increasing their risks of exploitation , dozens of risks of exploitation, dozens of charities have warned. so a letter fronted by migrant voice has called for the home secretary to make it easier for undocumented migrants to regularise their immigration status, so they can work with less risk of sort of falling prey to exploiters and scammers and trafficking gangs and stuff . and trafficking gangs and stuff. so, i mean, i can completely understand that if they're in this very tight spot, they're more likely to be taken advantage of. but at the same time , i was quite surprised to time, i was quite surprised to see that the labour government actually deporting quite a lot of people. this is the first i've heard of it. yeah, it's not a tory thing. >> it's not what you think.

yeah. what do you think, cressida ? cressida? >> well, i think it's a debate about short term or long term, isn't it? and whether you believe in deterrence or not, i mean, it's obviously being an illegal migrant. must be a horrific way to live. i feel enormously sympathetic towards the individuals , but i the individuals, but i understand backstage . i understand backstage. i understand backstage. i understand this can't go on. it's awful . i mean, you make it it's awful. i mean, you make it possible for this to keep happening, but the evidence seems to be that the deterrents do work. >> if people think they're just going to pay all this money to these gangsters to get here, and then they're just going to be shipped off somewhere else, that's my feeling. >> and of course, that's terrible for the people in the short term. but it means that all these other generations and other people wouldn't potentially wouldn't do it. >> and it means all these gangsters won't get all their money, which is great. >> well, that's very satisfying. yeah.i >> well, that's very satisfying. yeah. i mean, that'sjust yeah. i mean, that's just hideous, isn't it? people making all that money out of other people's misery. yeah, it's horrible. >> okay. and finally, in this section we're going to look at the daily mail. section we're going to look at the daily mail . this is a story the daily mail. this is a story about the demise of theatre etiquette. you know how much this annoys me, cressida? >> this play's not to be sniffed at. hamilton theatre goers subjected to sniffer dog

searches as venue bosses probe cocaine use by audience members. i got taken to hamilton recently. yes. is it good? well it's watching it in london with a very woke audience where they clap and boo is interesting. yeah. >> show me the woman who can never be satisfied. so that's why i didn't like it. >> well, it's a joke. look, it's full of . come on, you know about full of. come on, you know about musical theatre. what's the type of music? what's the right way to say it? it's like they're all rapping and stuff. it's very. >> it's got like a hip hop kind of. >> it's a youthful, yes piece of art. and it's like they're implying that the people that go to this are more likely to have drugs because they're youngsters. >> well, i don't know that because isn't it because the theatre's very middle class and most middle class people do cocaine now. >> they do. yes. >> they do. yes. >> yeah. so i mean, isn't that what it's all about? and also artsy people, you know. but i think what this is really about is there's been a serious degradation in behaviour at the theatre . and they're saying it theatre. and they're saying it might not just be drunk people. it might also be people who are off their face on, on coke. and, you know, because we saw at the bodyguard, you know , people bodyguard, you know, people singing along to i will always

love you and a fight broke out because they had to pull these women out. it actually started . women out. it actually started. they started fighting. >> ironically, this ended in the bodyguards to sort of say , well, yes. >> so at least it had some kind of meta value. that's true. on one level, maybe it was planned. >> we should be allowed to get a bit messed up and watch our favourite shows. every every musical has its own corresponding drug i hate this, i hate this because i went to see that that musical with ronan keating in, and it was a very serious musical. >> it was called wants and because he was in boyzone, there were boyzone fans there shouting out like the names of his big hits. no, no , that's not the hits. no, no, that's not the drugs, that's, that's disrupting. >> that's you shouldn't heckle theatre. no. >> well yeah. but if you get if you're off your face marching powder then then of course you might. i just think better. should we exile them or should we maybe, like, have them publicly flogged or something like that? because if you can't go and watch a play without people ruining your night, i mean, you know, people say you can't shout fire in a crowded theatre, but apparently you can sing along to the bodyguard. >> well , you sing along to the bodyguard. >> well, you do sing along to the bodyguard. >> well , you do get thrown out. >> well, you do get thrown out. i feel sorry for the dog. the dog's having to consume all that musical theatre. yes without

consent? >> no. i think he loves it. i think he's a poodle. it's a bit. he's a very camp dog, so he's well into it . he's a very camp dog, so he's well into it. he barks along with the with the choruses. >> i'm trying to think of a camp dog pun. >> why don't you think about that? during the break and we'll come back to you later on. >> be in your camp dog puns, please. >> thank you. kogan. join us in the final section to find out what you have in common with monkeys. what salagamas marriage is, and why you want to put an down pineapple in your shopping trolley

welcome back to headliners. it's your first look at saturday's newspapers. we're going to begin this section with the sun. kogan marmosets have brain mechanisms similar to yours apparently. >> well, they never say thank you to waitresses. >> that's exactly right . all >> that's exactly right. all right. that's what the article is about. now tell us what it's about. >> monkeys give secret names to each other, just like humans. and that gives them surprising advantage for surviving in wild.

>> you're going to have to explain how that possibly works. >> well, so these marmoset monkeys, they actually have a method of naming each other and scientists have say they found evidence of this. >> so but it's a noise, right? it's a noise. so, so they're going like me , me and that. going like me, me and that. >> well, did you call me . >> well, did you call me. >> well, did you call me. >> there we go. so that's an that's a language in there in simian world. well apparently they have conversations right. >> i don't know what what counts as a conversation. >> but there's a couple of animals that can do this. dolphins can do it i think. >> no they can't. >> no they can't. >> no they can, they can. >> no they can, they can. >> they're underwater. their mouths full of water. you can't speak. mouths full of water. you can't speak . i can't do it. no. what, speak. i can't do it. no. what, are you trying to beatbox or something? >> yeah, yeah, but no dolphins can do it. they're highly complex, intelligent fish . complex, intelligent fish. >> they're fish that are up themselves. >> they are pretty fish. >> they are pretty fish. >> they're mammals. conversation is really important in that sapiens book, harari, he says that most human conversation is gossip. and once you hear that and then you apply it and start listening, oh yeah, that is mostly what we do. so you buy

this. >> you think monkeys are giving each other nicknames? you think this is real? well, i think if they are, it would give them a big advantage over animals that can't do it. >> is that right? they can remember up to 30 names and over 72 pronouns, which i'm very impressed . impressed. >> wow. you know what? i've got a newfound respect for marmosets. okay, the daily star next salagamas marriage. what on earth is that? >> what? on earth? model marries herself but gets divorced a year later for bizarre reasons. >> sorry. you're gonna have to stop. their model marries herself . herself. >> yes. she's sluggish. i can't even say salagamas solo gomes. yes, exactly . yes, exactly. >> i was salagamas a bit this morning, actually, and i had the to house myself. >> yeah, we're not going to go into that . cogan. well, that's. into that. cogan. well, that's. >> yeah , she's got 400,000 >> yeah, she's got 400,000 squillion instagram followers , squillion instagram followers, so that explains it. well, it's got something to do with it. so this model has married herself. interestingly, in the wedding photos, there's no guests. it's just i think she's just snuck into a church with a tripod. yeah. anyway, apparently after a year and ten sessions of couples therapy by herself, she tried to

push. that's so funny. >> it's got to be doing a bit couples therapy by herself. >> this is the whole thing. look it's just about instagram followers. that's all it is. >> well, she finds herself exhausting. >> that's the reason i find her exhausting. and i don't even know who the woman is. >> somebody get this lady a cat, for god's sake. >> so, i mean, this is just. this is just an instagram gimmick, isn't it? obviously. yeah >> it didn't, it happened, didn't it ? didn't it? >> oh. i was going to say sarah jessica parker in sex and the city. >> oh. the remake. >> oh. the remake. >> no. years and years ago . >> no. years and years ago. >> no. years and years ago. >> oh, she married herself. >> oh, she married herself. >> well. or she bought. she celebrated being on her own or something because she was sick. >> well, that's different. it's not like you're marrying and then having counselling with yourself and getting divorced. oh, you know what? bored of it? we're going to move on now. this is about another love story, actually, in the telegraph. but this involves pineapples. jonathan, i've heard you do a few things with pineapples. >> yes, well, they say pineapple juice makes your semen taste better. i'd say it's the other way round. >> jonathan, tell us the story . >> jonathan, tell us the story. >> jonathan, tell us the story. >> oh, sorry. why? spanish singletons are swapping dating apps for upside down pineapples. >> so, explain the spanish have

now set up a thing called flirting time in supermarkets, where upside down pineapples are being used as a sign that shoppers are ready to get fruity. >> so gen—z members flock to branches of the supermarket called mercadona between 7 pm. and 8 pm, hoping to find a romantic spark with other shoppers and different fruits signify different things. it's kind of this is ridiculous. my cruising days when i'd have different coloured handkerchiefs. >> yeah, in the back pocket. >> yeah, in the back pocket. >> exactly that. >> exactly that. >> is it ridiculous? isn't it a step away from dating apps? isn't that the point? >> so convoluted. so you put a pineapple in a certain way at waitrose to convey that you're into a certain sexual activity ? into a certain sexual activity? >> no, no, no, i think it just means that you're looking. so it's i don't think i don't think you're committing to anything specific. i think you're saying, hey, i'm here for pulling our right. i think some, some indicate that you're there for, like, a brief encounter. >> some are. >> some are. >> yeah, yeah, yeah, but what if you're just trying to make a fruit salad and you accidentally put the pineapple down in the wrong way and you end up in a threesome? well, that's. >> that's how i met your mother, so i don't know. that's what we

say. >> unbelievable. let's move on to the daily mail. and this is the i. and this is about the mullet is that coming? is there a comeback with the mullet? >> well, apparently the main event mullet championships 2024 winners are crowned in annual competition, so, yeah , obviously competition, so, yeah, obviously we all know the mullet. the notorious business at the front party at the back hairstyle from the 80s is celebrated each year. so this is this is an annual thing is it? it's a competition with fans being invited to choose their favourite mullet while raising money for us military veterans. >> okay, it's a slow news day, isn't it? i think we could we could say that. >> i think this is maybe linked to all the election fever and really. well, yeah . really. well, yeah. >> because it's well, mullets have kind of significance in both ends of the political spectrum. you get them over here. well i'd say it's quite like a kind of young gen z more kind of lefty shoreditch kind of thing. whereas in america, it's kind of more associated with your kind of conservative redneck, if you like. >> is that right? >> is that right? >> that's what i thought. >> that's what i thought. >> did you ever have a mullet, kogan? >> no, no, i've always i've had

the same haircut since i've been about six. like, i try and do different things with it. >> but what about you, wetton? >> but what about you, wetton? >> no, but i've got a friend called stuart, and we had a birthday party for him this yeah birthday party for him this year. and because he was born in the 80s, the theme was the 80s and he wore a mullet, even though he's bald now. and he looked like pat sharp in the 80s. >> i think everyone has a mullet. ends up looking like pat sharp in the 80s, don't they? which is no bad thing. very handsome man. the show is nearly oven handsome man. the show is nearly over. let's take another quick look at saturday's front pages. so the telegraph is running with that ozempic story. ozempic is hailed as a fountain of youth, and the guardian has got thames water lobbied officials for higher bill. the times also going without ozempic story. the mail has got william and harry didn't share a word at memorial. things are frosty among the royals and the mirror has got germaine in battle to save marriage . finally, the daily marriage. finally, the daily star oasis apparently going to sort out the conflict in russia and ukraine. well, we'll see about that. that's it for tonight's show. thanks to my guests kogan and whetton. i'm going to be back tomorrow at 11:00 with jonathan and cressida. i think . and if you're cressida. i think. and if you're watching the 5 am, repeat, then

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gaza. >> two tier healthcare. labour's jess phillips says a palestinian doctor let her skip the nhs queue because she voted for a ceasefire in gaza. plus hey hey hey hey . hey hey. >> things will get worse before they get better . they get better. >> starmer says we're all in it together. angela rayner is having it off in ibiza. i mean , having it off in ibiza. i mean, some people are more equal than others, aren't they? and . well, others, aren't they? and. well, rayner has allegedly drawn up a plot with the unions to create a four day week, not much growth there. and esther mcvey is in hot water over a tweet about starmer smoking ban. but she's definitely not backing down and she will be live with me to explain it. >> plus, the fact the asylum seekers tell us they're bored and unhappy now. >> should we pay illegal immigrants to go home? on my panel it's bbc and itv chief

john sergeant. entrepreneur and businesswoman joana jarjue and political commentator alex armstrong. oh, and it's james cleverly, right ? afternoon let's cleverly, right? afternoon let's go . go. >> esther mcvey. >> esther mcvey. >> he wanted to talk about whether or not we should just forget our colonial past. all that and more. 9 to 11 pm. get ready, britain. here we go . ready, britain. here we go. should we pay illegal migrants to get out of britain . next? to get out of britain. next? >> good evening. i'm sophia wenzler with your headlines. just after 9:00. police say they are following active lines of inquiry after launching a murder investigation following the death of a 13 year old boy found stabbed to death at a house in the west midlands. the teenager was treated by paramedics but

died at the scene in oldbury yesterday afternoon. no one has been arrested so far and chief superintendent kim madill gave a press conference earlier today and we are following active lines of enquiry to find the suspects. >> we know that the incident took place inside his home, and i would appeal to anyone who has information to come forward. we have local officers and youth workers in the area over the coming days, so please speak to them directly if you have any concerns or information that you would like to pass to us. >> now, a 14 year old girl has been killed after a russian strike on the eastern ukrainian city of kharkiv hit a playground. that's according to local officials there. at least five other people were killed and dozens more injured in the strikes, which also hit a residential building in the city near the russian border. the strikes came just hours before zelenskyy dismissed the head of

his air force, lieutenant