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and the cleto. and now. now, jimmy kimmel. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy fallon, host of the show. thank you. that's very nice to be watching. thank you for coming back to rejoining us here in los angeles. >> windy, los angeles. we got hit with some wind last night, so the power in our house was out for was a power in our house. in your house, out six hours last night. and i kept doing that thing where you walk in the room and you go to turn the lights on and nothing happens. you go, oh, yeah, power's out. and then you do it again. 25 more times. but here we are, all powered up on another monday night of football, kansas city versus philadelphia tonight, much hyped face off between the kelce brothers, travis and jason, or
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as the. as them. taylor's boyfriend and who but taylor did not attend. she wasn't at the game. but the players play play, play, play played without her. it was the kelce brothers first meeting on field since the super bowl, and there was a lot of steak for this one to whichever brother lost tonight had to sit at the kids table on thanksgiving. on thursday, some very snotty kids and it's fun to see. i'm not sure why, but it's fun to see a sibling rivalry play out on television and on their podcast leading up to this, you can see the kelce brothers there. they're professional. they were very focused on the game. >> is there like a big yeti mask that you can buy that looks like that? maybe that is dope. i like that a lot. i like the white yeti. >> is that's a whole different vibe than the than the real yeti. >> well, the yeti. a yeti is white. you're thinking of yeti or abominable snowman, right? or are they a sasquatch or sasquatch? and yeti is the same
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thing. >> that's a great question, man. >> it really is a are they still testing for marijuana in the nfl ? >> i wonder if there are any other kelsey's in that family. do you think? is there a kyle, a kylie or a kendall kelsey? we've yet to meet. i want to say happy birthday to our president, joe biden, who turned 81 today. and who gave america fans a rare chance to talk about his age. you know, every time joe biden has a birthday, it feels like a like a political misstep. it's like, why would you do that? you're old enough, by the way. >> it's my birthday today. and they can actually sang birthdays . i just want you to know it's difficult turning 60, difficult. well he's still got it. >> you know, joe biden's 60th birthday is now old enough to drink like i was reading over the weekend because biden's age
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is such a big issue with so many people. his advisers are torn on whether he should ignore it or make jokes about it. and to be honest, i'm still not sure which which option they chose. >> the national turkey presentation is in pardon marks, the unofficial start of the holiday season. we're here in washington at a time to share joy and gratitude and have a little bit of fun. this is a 76th anniversary of this event. and i want you to know i wasn't there in the first one. i was too young to make it up. yeah, yeah. >> that isn't helping at all. and then after the gales of laughter died down, joe pardoned the turkeys whose names are liberty and bell. they always give him cute names. last year, it was chocolate and chip. the year before that, it was peanut butter and jelly. and back in 2020, the turkeys were witch and hunt. but liberty and bell got to spend the weekend at the historic willard hotel. they put him in a hotel room, which is welcome. mr. anderson. we have a
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very special room for you at thanksgiving. the white house turkeys crapped all over it, but liberty and bell were whisked to the white house this morning. and i'm not one for conspiracy theories, but one of the turkeys. i don't know. look kind of familiar based on their commitment to being productive members of society as they head to their new home at the university of minnesota. >> i hereby pardon liberty and bell gobble and gobble. >> all right. >> congratulations, birds. >> yeah. congratulations. he'd probably have a better chance of blending in with the yams next year. joe biden turned 81, which means he's not only the oldest president ever, he's older than just about everything in the world. i'm going to name an item . you guessed it. joe biden's older or younger than it. okay, joe biden, born november 20th, 1942. is he older or younger than tupperware? older is he older? the answer is he is older than tupperware. okay. next up,
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the slinky. is biden older or younger than the slinky? oh, yeah. that's right. it was a 1940 older than the slinky corn flakes. is joe biden older or younger than corn flakes? oh, you might be surprised. he's actually quite a bit younger. they were invented in 1906. how about the bra? younger or older than the bra or were mixed on that one? biden is younger than the bra. betty crocker cake is biden older or younger? older. that's right. he is older than cake mix. two ply toilet paper is biting, older or younger than two ply toilet paper. actually, there exactly the same age. and finally, one more item from kitty litter. is biden older or younger than kitty litter? joe biden is indeed older than kitty litter,
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which in fact could be a great new campaign slogan for him. joe biden, older than kitty litter. so a happy birthday, mr. president. be well and fort dodge, iowa, this weekend, the maga troops rally to see their orange jesus in the flesh. one of the opening acts for donald trump was state representative mike sexton, who is a lamb farmer that clearly has his finger on the problem as this country needs to solve. are you ready for a president that will tell trans gender males they need to put their jockstrap back on and compete with men and stay out of the women's locker room. are you ready for a president who is famous for barging into women's locker rooms? it's amazing that this is what people
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think is important. but mike sexton, this is not a small minded man. mike sexton, not only is he a leader, he's a follower of some of the great philosophers of our time. >> um, one of my great heroes, the great jedi master himself, master yoda. very powerful. and biden crooked . >> is he your country? he does not care. >> the force is strong in trump when he must help him, you can caucus for him. you shall. >> oh, the stupidest strong with this one, isn't it? i bet that kills it. the four h club, though. doesn't yoda live in that swamp? they all promise to drain. and then it was boba fett's turn on stage to remind everyone, just in case they forgot it. about that story, about him and the russian. russia >> russia. remember that he was
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with four. you think that was good that night to go up and tell my wife it's not true? darling, i love you very much. it's not true. actually that one she didn't believe because she said he's a germaphobe. he's not into that. you know. he's not into golden showers, as they say. they called them. he's not that one. >> she didn't believe. normally she has no trouble believing the terrible things. stormy daniels 100. she believed it, this one. not at all. have i told you about the golden shower? oh, i just did. okay i'll tell you again in a few months. in las vegas this weekend, the formula one, las vegas grand prix. i was in vegas for a charity. i didn't go to the race, though, because it started at midnight and it was too late. but i could see it from my hotel room, so i just kept calling the front desk and asking if they could turn the sound of the engines down like i'm hearing loud noises downstairs. it's like they're driving around in circles. there. you had fun at this
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gamble? yeah you were up late, huh? >> yeah. until like, one two in the morning? yeah. >> guillermo was up very late to bring us a taste of what it is like to be a driver for formula one. do it. >> here we are again, guys, this is guillermo from formula one. take one. welcome race fans to sin city for the las vegas grand prix, where the atmosphere is purely electric. >> what does it take to be a formula one driver? >> i think you need a car. you driver, guillermo rodriguez, hopes to make a splash. >> i'm going to turn this sport upside down, wash me in the cutthroat world of f1 known affectionately as the piranha club. good luck tonight. >> you're going to need it, okay? absolutely. thank you. >> people are really excited to see me race. >> oh, you're in the race? yeah. oh, yeah. >> i'm on a race. i'm going to
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win tonight. you aren't going to win. i'm driving. that's why are you driving? >> what? i'm not sure yet, but i'm driving this is. >> what is your favorite sound? the formula one car makes vroom lane. >> you like that? like that? yeah. >> it's no. >> for me, it's more a high rpm, like, ooh. >> all right, let's do it together that's real fast. >> yeah, it is. it is fast. oh, like a high v12 sound. >> be. >> i like the sound of a down shift. bing, bing, bing, bing. >> it's the sound. it's like sex. oh, it's. >> can i hear it? can i hear it? ra ra. >> i like her. >> rear rear ra ra
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>> yeah. like that. yeah. you look. you look good. you didn't have to dress up for this. what >> it's. come on, man. i didn't know it was a dress up kind of thing. what's going on? >> did you just get out of bed? >> no, i'm just getting out of bed. >> enough of this. i got a race to win. >> see you, paris. >> bye bye. to be a driver, i need to train like a driver. hello, mr. lando. how are you? what should i do to be like the next? the formula one driver to be the next best guy in formula one? >> we need to work on the neck. >> on the neck, on the neck. >> when you accelerate. this is the one that needs to be strong. oh, yeah? oh, yeah. you look good like this. you got some motivation in for you. >> okay. >> three, two, one, go. >> ooh, wow. >> you look great. trainer i have to talk to the bosses and get me a car. hi mr. ferrari.
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how are you? i'm fine. i hear you guys are number one. you guys are in first place. yeah but i think you guys can do better. if i should drive for you guys. what do you think? well i think it will be difficult, but no, no, no, not at all. no one is going to tell me no, not to determine why you want to be a driver. because, look, i have the look. i drive from my house to chatsworth, 45 minutes, you know, where chatsworth? no, no, it's brutal. i take four freeways. oh, my god. i take the 118. the five, the 170. the 101. it's. yeah a lot of driving. driving is in my blood. and also cholesterol too. >> you have to sit in here. >> oh, i don't think i will fit right there. >> it's a problem, huh? yeah. we need to make a bigger car for you and you're just not fit for
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formula one. driver >> so i'm going to prove you wrong that i can be a formula one driver. just built a bigger car for me. oh but listen, they should make it bigger, right? >> yeah. i don't know that we can make it that much bigger. you know what? i think the first thing we should do is we should get you a hot lap in the car and see if, first of all, if you fit. and two of the speed scares you. okay >> oh, finally, time to hit the track. my time has come. oh, so he's not sick? i just. i just opened the window and i throw up over here. well, just anywhere but the car or me. >> okay. are you ready? >> ready. are you sure? yeah. whoa. oh my god. wow whoa oh, caesars palace. oh whoa
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i had a lot of lunch today. >> holy. hot lap. get >> gave me a wet lap. >> frumpy. i give you three stars. terrible uber driver. i don't feel good. i don't think i want to be a driver. sad day. i announced my retirement from formula one. i don't belong in the car. i belong at the bar. i love cars. >> and so it's adios. from the las vegas grand prix. oh, very
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>> i am on the >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, this is his great new book called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." arthur fonzarelli himself, henry winkler is with us. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by will arnett and lamorne morris, with music from alec benjamin. our first guest on tonight's “the waterboy” reunion show is an internationally beloved comedian and actor and singer
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with a voice of a lizard. his new animated movie new animated movie “leo” premieres tomorrow on netflix. please welcome adam sandler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. >> how how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> thank you for that. i'm very happy to see you, jimmy. hey, rock 'n roll! [ cheers and applause ] i love you. thank you. pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you. i was watching -- i'll tell you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're, by the way -- the message that you sent me, your family watching, was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on remote control and thinking this guy is really funny. and now my kids who are 9 and 6
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years old are fans of yours. you've been around a very long time. >> i got old. >> jimmy: yep. you did. [ laughter ] >> no, no, i can't believe -- my life's been all right, your life's been all right, too. we did good, buddy. >> jimmy: things are going well. we're very fortunate for sure. you got your whole family in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: your wife, two daughters. sonny, sadie. your wife jackie. everybody's in it. >> yes. >> jimmy: they were in the last movie, too. we loved that too and watched it as family. >> thank you. they are doing great. they're nice kids. they are in these movies. like this is an animated movie. so they started doing the voices when they were little, like, you know, four years ago it started. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow! >> they had continue doing it, but their voices were changing, but we got away with it. and they're just very funny. this is what they want to do. they -- i was telling somebody, the bat mitzvah movie came out, and they're both in this movie. and i saw them the next morning, and i spoke to netflix.
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hey, the movie did really good. people, you know, are watching it, and they go ah, we're eating breakfast. [ laughter ] they literally don't even notice that. they moved right on. if i was in a movie at that age, i'd be very happy. >> jimmy: right. at the big premiere yesterday, they were unfazed? >> they were pretty unfazed. they don't make it a big deal. they grew up with daddy doing it. >> jimmy: do you like that? >> i'm happy that it's not everything to them. >> jimmy: yes. >> that side of stuff. they are kind of passionate about wanting to be good in acting. that's all they talk about. >> jimmy: in a way i sense that that bothers you? [ laughter ] >> that they're cooler than me? they're much cooler than i ever will be for sure. >> jimmy: what were you like at your first movie premiere? >> oh my god. my first movie premiere -- at the time it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz." i was 22. i just moved to california. it's really cool. bud freeman asked me to move out to l.a.
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he said, "you could do good out here." i went on and did the improv. the first or second night, i got offstage and two or three people came up and said, "you were pretty funny, you want to star in a movie?" i said, "yeah, absolutely." and that was it. wow, this town is incredible, man. and then -- [ applause ] >> thank you, guys. i swear to god, i come home, and judd apatow was a young kid. none of us worked yet. i told judd, these guys came up to me after the show. he said, oh my god, how is the script? i said, i don't know. he goes, do they have a script? i go, i have no idea, man. [ laughter ] and i just went there, and it was actually just a movie about a comedian on a boat. it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz." and they changed the title to "babes ahoy." >> jimmy: that's quite a change. to "babes ahoy." [ laughter ] >> it was the best experience. i got to meet a lot of great people. i got to know what shooting movies are like.
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there was a premiere and my family came out for it. and the movie wasn't excellent. [ laughter ] it wasn't excellent, but my father and mother got to see me on screen, and even though it wasn't the greatest, they were going -- my father's going, that a baby, this is terrific! and my mother is like, you are amazing! [ laughter ] it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. it's actually very similar -- well, opposite also to henry winkler's story, which we'll get to. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know you guys are old pals. >> love him. >> jimmy: he came out and got fonzie in three weeks. it was unbelievable. >> i mean, come on. >> jimmy: that was "babes ahoy" for him too. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you took your girls i know to the taylor swift movie premiere. >> yes. >> jimmy: at the grove that taylor was there. i assume they're big fans? >> i have a van. i drive around in my van. the kids are in the back. there is a tv in the van. they have -- i don't know what it is but you can listen to
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music and see the words. it says taylor -- in songs it seth the words and it will say in parentheses "taylor giggles" and you hear my kids in the background giggle. [ laughter ] taylor's been cool to them. we went to the movie premiere and my kids were sat in the row behind taylor. after the movie, three and a half hours, she goes straight to my kids and gave them a hug and talked about the bat mitzvah movie. my kids were so happy. it was amazing. >> jimmy: that is pretty crazy, wow. that's very special. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: and you have a van. that's kind of awesome. [ laughter ] >> the van is good, man. that's where it all happens. everybody get a van. you'll love it! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who is like your taylor swift? when you were a kid, when you were their age? high school. >> i worshipped a lot of -- i think the first -- i mean, i love the beatles. then my brother, one morning i was sleeping on a waterbed with six of my friends.
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[ laughter ] and we woke up on a saturday morning, my brother had a pioneer system, and we heard this thumping and thumping. and then ♪ i am iron man ♪ and literally, we were what is this? black sabbath kind of took over right there. >> jimmy: it's always the brother that gets you into that kind of stuff. >> my brother scott got me into sabbath. and then my van halen stuff, i was going to my first party in seventh grade. got out of the car, somebody dropped us off, a mother dropped me and my three friends off. we were walking. i didn't know this kid's house. it was middle school. all of a sudden you're around strangers. and i remember walking up the street and hearing "atomic punk" going and i was going, holy cow, what is this? me and my friends were looking at each other, what is this? that was the first van halen moment. when i found out david roth was a jew, boy, that made me happy. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: i think we have some photographs here. you have been on your own tour. i know you've been playing. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: huge. does this make you feel like david lee roth?
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>> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is there anything better than that? >> no, this is crazy. i don't even know -- i started doing stand-up again maybe five, six years ago. and now we're doing all these fun places. running around. it is great. >> jimmy: i saw a video of you and your daughter. i think sunny, she was singing a song about your mood swings. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it was very funny. >> daddy goes up and down very quick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: daddy is with us. his name is adam sandler, and his movie is called "leo." we'll be back with adam sandler. ♪ slide in strong wow ♪ ♪ turn around and stick it up wow wow ♪ ♪ fine fine specimen wow ♪ ♪ drop it down now pick it up wow wow ♪ ♪ ♪ wow wow ♪ ♪ drop it down now pick it up wow wow ♪ ♪ ♪ wow ♪ ♪ ♪ let's go let's go let's go ♪ ♪ ♪ wow wow ♪ ♪ ♪ wow wow ♪
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look at this, a bunch of motor mouths. >> yep, same old, same old. >> the snotty clique. >> the tween queens. >> the facade squad. >> peaking at 11. of course, the always sick and should have stayed home. >> always one. >> bro, no way, are you talling than me now? >> the inevitable cheese doodle kid. >> those look like dorito fingers. >> we just moved here from the bronx. >> you're new? wow. that must have been hard. i never had to leave friends, except for last year when we went to myrtle beach, the lady next to me had arthritis. i had to help her open her mustard packet. >> no filter. >> never heard the word enough. >> jimmy: that is "leo." [ cheers and applause ] a couple of reptiles. >> bill bird is squirt typical turtle and i am leo. bill bury. >> i can't believe that guy. i did scenes with him. we had the script and he improvised. we would do two mics next to
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each other. i just stopped and i was, oh my god, i love it. he's so funny. >> jimmy: he's super funny. you are super funny in the movie. i have to tell you a weird story. because this movie, and i don't know if people understand it, but i didn't know this, is about get taken home for the weekend by the kids. well, my daughter is 9. she has classroom hamsters named boba and mochi. i volunteered for us to take them home for the thanksgiving break. we didn't know what the movie is about but the kids are like, oh, we've got to get boba and mochi, put them on the table to watch movie with us. we set them up. the movie is about taking the classroom pets home. >> that's the best, man. >> jimmy: and let me tell you, boba and mochi loved it. [ laughter ] >> they did right? >> jimmy: they didn't say much, but i could tell. >> started to twinkle eyes. >> jimmy: my kids loved it. >> i'm so happy. >> jimmy: it's very funny. >> i love that this is a family movie.
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it's cool when -- it doesn't happen in my life very often. i made a few. but this one, we were thinking about, young kids having fun and it's coming out on thanksgiving. so we're thinking about grandparents having a good time. parents. it's for everybody, hopefully. but, yeah, yeah. it means a lot. >> jimmy: did you when you were a kid have a classroom pet? >> i had a snake. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> i had a king snake. i don't like anything. i couldn't touch him. if he were here right now, get that snake away from me. when i was a little kid, i had a king snake in new york. and i fed him a mouse i think every two weeks or something, a week i would give him a mouse. and he was my best friend. he was ralph, ralph the king snake. and then apparently, my parents talk about this, he got loose in the apartment. we lived in an apartment building. he got loose in the apartment building, and we had to tell the whole complex, by the way, this kid's snake got loose. everyone's like, what happened? and everyone was nervous to go to the bathroom. they thought he was going to come out the toilet. [ laughter ] but we found ralph, by the way.
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>> jimmy: you did find ralph? >> can i say one thing, everybody? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i hate to interrupt. i just want to say, my sister valerie, i love you. my sister was sick. she had to deal with some stuff. she went to a hospital in tucson, arizona, and their staff took amazing care of her. the nurses and the doctors, particularly two doctors took care of her the whole time. just want to tell them, thank you very much for looking out for my sister. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's very nice. >> sorry about that. >> jimmy: you're very grateful when you get good doctors like that. >> absolutely, yes, who care. >> jimmy: your sister lives in tucson? >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: i moved here from tucson. >> that's right. you had vegas, tucson. >> jimmy: i've lived everywhere. i've been fired from a lot of jobs. [ laughter ] yeah. well, best to your sister. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and that's very sweet you have to say hello to her. >> she is a great girl. >> jimmy: even though she's probably not watching. >> oh, she loves you, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, in that case, hey, now. [ laughter ] you met henry winkler when? >> oh, boy. okay. so henry winkler, the world
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loves henry winkler. i met him, "the waterboy," he was nice enough to say yes, he'd do our movie. me and my friends were young, dumb fools. we were instructed by so many. not by henry, but somebody mentioned from his side, maybe don't bring up the fonz. >> jimmy: because you and i are of the age that we had him like on our lunch boxes. >> yes. >> jimmy: like he was really all powerful. >> absolutely. there was nobody in our life at our age better than fonzie. loved everything he did. he was taylor swift, right? >> jimmy: yeah. really like fonzie, barbarino, and evel knievel. >> yes, that was. >> jimmy: the holy trinity. >> that's pretty huge, yes. that's pretty great, man. that's pretty cool, man. so anyways. henry, it was me and my friends, we went out to dinner the first night, and i told my friends, don't bring up the fonz, man. let's be cool here. we did a whole dinner with henry. we were eating steaks. everybody started getting loose. everybody was drinking.
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one of my friends was under the table, and he fell asleep under the table. [ laughter ] is on ac so he's sleeping, we're all talking. and then somebody goes hey, let's make a toast. and then i hear from under the table, to the fonz! and then i swear to god, we were all like oh, man, you ruined it. we did so good. and then henry goes ehhh! [ cheers and applause ] that was cool. >> jimmy: you want to hang out? >> i definitely want to hang out. >> jimmy: we'll bring out another chair. do it like the old days in the talk show. all right. hang out. adam sandler's movie is called "leo." it premieres on netflix tomorrow. and you can see him on tour. the "i missed you tour" starts december 2nd in las vegas. we'll be right back with henry winkler. to severe ulcerative colitis ate takes you off course. put it in check with rinvoq, a once-daily pill. when i wanted to see results fast, rinvoq delivered rapid symptom relief
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>> jimmy: we're back with adam sandler. our next guest didn't invent the leather jacket, but he wore it better than anybody. he is one of the best-loved tv stars ever. he has a new best-seller, it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." say hello to the wonderful and only henry winkler! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i love having the two of you guys here together. it's exciting. >> this is like a dream. >> oh, yeah, buddy. >> don't look at me, all right? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you find, henry, nowadays that people mentioned a dam to you as much as they would ron howard? >> oh, absolutely. "the waterboy" was a very
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important re-emergence for me, you know. when i finished the fonz, i could not get hired, really, as an actor. >> jimmy: right. >> and this was a very important -- yes. >> jimmy: do you think when you heard that drunken lad from under the table say, "a toast to the fonz," that's the moment where things really started to kick back into gear? [ laughter ] >> well, i want to say that it was a great moment. i got nauseous when he said it. [ laughter ] but i had a lot of steak. it was my pleasure. did we have fun or what? >> it was the greatest time. you can't remember, you learned how to fish on that movie. >> i did, bass fishing. mr. reed. >> jerry reed. >> took me bass fishing at 3:00 in the morning, hurtling down the highway in florida. >> yeah. >> and i learned also to smoke a cigar. >> yes, yes. >> because of you. >> oh, don't say that! [ laughter ] nobody learned nothing from me!
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>> you know what? you were just so generous. you gave to it me. i tell you what was amazing. i'll tell you what. when you do a movie with adam, he wants you to be the most comfortable you can be. at lunch there was a pasta bar. >> oh, yeah. >> three different -- the gallo, was it? >> jimmy: this is what you remember from the movie? there was pasta bar? there you go. there you guys are together. >> man. >> jimmy: oh, wow. oh, there. we always had a pasta bar at lunch. >> ah, that's right, buddy. >> you know, i learned not to question adam. he said, you wear these red heels. talk on a phone that is not connected. and you're in an afro. >> that's right. >> and i said, why? he said i don't know. [ laughter ] >> it was a fantasy.
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>> jimmy: some things you don't need to explain, though. >> yeah, man. >> it's nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's nice to see you. i really enjoyed the book, as i mentioned to you. there are so many great things in the book. can i ask about one thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: i know this is a weird thing. there is a story in the book. have you read this book yet? you must. >> don't be mad at me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you've got to read the book. >> no, i didn't read it yet. >> you can listen to it on audible. >> is it you talking? >> yeah. >> oh my god, yeah. [ laughter ] >> it's like i'm reading you a bedtime story. >> jimmy: there is not a ton of sex stuff, but there is a little something. and that something is you were with an actress, and you don't name who that person is. >> right. >> jimmy: the next morning, you're feeling very good about yourself. you leave her apartment. and she says what to you? >> "oh, by the way, you are a selfish lover." >> whoa! >> and i want to tell you something. [ laughter ] that was -- i didn't know what she meant. and i didn't know what my responsibilities were.
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>> oh, i see, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: as a lover? >> as an anything. [ laughter ] that's why it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond" because at that time, i was not whole. i was not fully -- i was like a cupcake. you put the toothpick in to make sure it's all baked. mine was not baked. [ laughter ] >> i was unbaked. >> jimmy: so you put the toothpick in, and she said you were a selfish lover. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> that was good! very nice. >> i would like to say i put the whole box in. [ rim shot ] thank you! >> jimmy: you were very nice to invite me and my wife to dinner at your house. one of the things i learned about you, and i hope you don't mind me sharing this, is that you have a crowbar in every room of your house. >> i do. >> jimmy: please explain why. thing is a great tip for people. >> i think it is very important
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that in a city that shakes -- >> yes. >> you are prepared. >> jimmy: right. >> because what happens if -- poop, poop, poop, and all of the sudden the door shifts and now you can't open it. you got the crowbar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many total crowbars would you say you have in your house? >> nine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nine crowbars. >> that's smart, man. >> jimmy: fonzie would go boom, like this, and the door would fly open. >> it is so true. and if you have a man named fred with a rope on the door behind the scene, you can knock on the door -- >> jimmy: but if you're fredless -- >> it's true. greatest thing? hitting the building and all the lights went on. >> oh, yeah, that was amazing, buddy. yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is the book. it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." let's take another break. we'll chat a little more.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're back with adam sandler and henry winkler. this is henry's book. it's called "being henry." it is a "new york times" best-seller. it is right up there at the top of the list. this is unbelievable. >> i was told that i would never achieve. >> jimmy: you really were told that? >> yes. and here we are on "the new york times" best-seller. >> jimmy: that's big time. [ cheers and applause ] i know you've spoken about this. you had dyslexia, you didn't know about it until you're in your 30s. >> see, here's the thing. i've said this before.
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we just came off a ten-city tour, and we get to be here for thanksgiving. and a happy, happy holiday. >> happy holidays, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] >> i understand that my parents came from another country. i understand they learned a new language. >> yes. >> i understand that my father started a business. >> yes. >> but what i don't, will never reckon with, when you have a child, they are not an extension of who you are. and when you see a child having a problem, whether you know the name of that problem, whether you know what it is or not, your job is to make sure that that child feels better about having that problem and not call them stupid. >> jimmy: right. which your father did. >> and mother. >> jimmy: and mother. >> i think my parents actually were feral. >> jimmy: your teachers were tough. you had a teacher for real named miss adolph. miss adolph. >> i'm telling you. [ laughter ] she was related. [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: it kind of seemed like maybe she was. boy would she be surprised that you've written this? >> holy mackerel. >> jimmy: "happy days." you came up with ehhh. >> oh, my other word. >> jimmy: yeah? >> whoa! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: how did you come up with that? >> i loved horseback riding at that time. i can no longer mount a horse. no, i mean ride. [ laughter ] i just realized what that sounded like. >> jimmy: you're a selfish rider. [ cheers ] >> but because i'm small, i'm a light rider. okay. but it came from my favorite sport at the time, horseback riding. >> jimmy: and you thought oh, i'll work this into this character. unbelievable. >> you do what you know. >> jimmy: what about "sit on it." >> that was the writers. they came up with that. >> jimmy: one of my favorite things is that scene at the beginning of "happy days" where you look at your hair in the mirror, and then you do that move.
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>> that was the very first day, and i was -- they said, your character goes to the mirror and combs his hair. and i did not want to do that. i wanted to be original. >> that's cool. >> so i said to the director, i'll do anything, but i can't do that. and he said oh, yes, you can. not only are you getting paid, but it's written. >> jimmy: and this is your first real tv show. >> first. i walked to the mirror, i pull out that comb, and i go hey, look at that, i don't have to. it's perfect! [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: you also might now be like the second most famous kansas city chiefs fan in america. >> yes. >> jimmy: after, of course, taylor swift. and you're not dating any of the players, though. >> i am not dating the players. you know, i love patrick mahomes. now, i'm not a great sports person, but i love the way he plays. >> amazing. >> and he plays with such joy. >> oh, yeah, man. >> so i said that to rich eisen. >> yeah, rich.
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>> rich eisen played it for him, the segment. and then i was invited to go to the stadium. and i'm standing -- can i stand up? >> jimmy: sure. >> i'm standing on the field, and i'm just waiting. and all of a sudden this behemoth comes running at me. and he said "i have a surprise for you." and he gave me his jersey, signed. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's cool! [ applause ] >> i wore it during the super bowl. a little snug. but i think that's why they won. >> you brought it. you did it. >> jimmy: unbelievable. now you're friendly with patrick? >> no. but i invited him to dinner. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> and just as he is rung off to play the game, he turned around and he said, "i'm going to take you up on that dinner." and he ran off to play and win the game. can i just say, patrick, you are a fibber!
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: when he finds out how many crowbars you have in your home, i feel like -- >> don't you think you should be prepared? >> jimmy: maybe as soon as the season is over, he'll come right over for dinner. >> he is busy for a little bit. he is going to come. >> jimmy: why are we making excuses for patrick? patrick, eat dinner with the man for god's sake. he's fonzie. he probably doesn't even know that, he's 25. >> he's 24, 25. >> jimmy: this is the book. it's great. if you love the tv and great stories, there it is, "being henry: the fonz and beyond." henry winkler, everybody. adam sandler, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] thank you for being here, gentlemen. we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: that was fun. i want to thank these two guys, adam sandler and henry winkler, for being here. would you mind apologizing to matt damon for me? >> you know what, matt, we have never met, and i am so sorry i took your time. there will be another show. >> jimmy: you wouldn't like him at all. oh, yeah. he is very, very unpleasant. well, thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. thanks, fellows. good night, everybody!
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♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, george santos. >> the resolution is adopted. >> juju: expelled after an historic vote. his brief stint as a congressman marred by lies and scandal, including charges that he misused campaign funds to pay for botox, trips to las vegas, and clothes. >> i'm going to sleep a lot

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