out and start streaming. >> i'm tired. i think that's it. we're done. we are. i'm dionne lim. thanks for watching. >> and i'm dan ashley right now on jimmy kimmel seth rogan have a previously on "jimmy kimmel live." >> throw them back. >> just toss her? >> just toss 'em. >> oh! oh! >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- paul dano -- nick offerman -- and seth rogen. plus music from

2 chainz & lil wayne. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for barreling through raging freeway infernos to be here. i know, it happens to be my birthday today, thank you. i appreciate it. [ cheers and applause ] 73 years old. 73 years old. everybody says, i hope you have the best birthday ever. i will tell you, with certainty, it has not been the best birthday ever. it started off rough. i got on the scale this morning. i have one of those digital scales that connects to your phone and that way, you can keep

a record of your weight -- for future generations, i guess, for my grandchildren. [ laughter ] and this scale, it's like an 80 dollar scale that, every time you get on it, it tells you how much weight you either gained or lost since the last time you got on it. so i get on it this morning, and the first display is a little graphic that says "happy birthday." [ laughter ] which is a weird thing, coming from an appliance. you're standing on naked. [ laughter ] and then after happy birthday, the next screen it tells me since the last time i weighed myself, which was thursday, by the way, i've gained 4.9 pounds. [ laughter ] happy birthday, you gained five pounds in four days! i almost took it out to the garbage. i almost threw it in the recycling bin. i also got a lot of texts today. when your birthday is in the news, you get a lot of texts from like, a guy that got you tickets once to cirque du soleil. or a driver that picked you up from the airport in detroit, you're like, what the hell? 2008? that kind of thing.

the people you really want to hear from on your birthday. but i also, got a nice email from a celebrity. you want to know who the celebrity was? not you, but i did get a nice text from you. >> guillermo: ben affleck? >> jimmy: no. >> guillermo: george clooney? >> jimmy: not george clooney, no. >> guillermo: matt damon. >> jimmy: no, come on. [ laughter ] i said a celebrity. what? >> guillermo: will ferrell. >> jimmy: no, not will ferrell. the answer is weird al jankovic. [ cheers and applause ] so, i think i made out in the plus column. speaking of making out, did you see this video of travis kelce and taylor swift? [ cheers ] woo indeed. travis kelce flew all the way to argentina to see taylor swift, and you know, she makes him buy the tickets. [ laughter ] he has to get them on ticketmaster like everybody else. after the show, she comes off stage. he is there. she runs, jumped into his arms, and then he ran her back 57 yard for a touchdown.

[ laughter ] it was incredible. these two, i mean, she's on tour around the world and still makes it to his games on sundays. he's in the middle of a football season and flying to buenos aires. they're making it very hard for every other couple that's in a long-distance relationship right now. [ laughter ] "oh, you can't make it to my mom's house for thanksgiving this year? travis flew to singapore!" for taylor. on the other side of humanity's coin, we have donald trump jr. who was in court again this morning. there he is. you hear the protesters chanting "crime family, crime family." and that's basically what these people are, a crime family. a very dumb crime family. the gambozos. if you will. [ laughter ] don jr., he is so embarrassing. he is on the stand. he is testifying in this $250 million fraud trial and he has to compliment -- he said his father is "an artist with real estate." yeah, he's an artist.

he's vincent van going-to-jail. with real estate. [ cheers and applause ] he also boasted that his dad is the father of hotel gyms. he said, "maybe someone put a gym in a building somewhere, but no one did it at the scale of my father." he is saying that his father, the father of the hotel gym is the guy who never stepped inside one, okay? [ laughter ] the amount of ass-kissing in this trial is insane. djtj of course, denies any and all wrongdoing and is instead going with the "our accountants did it" defense. >> i'm not supposed to rely on a big five accounting firm, one of the biggest accounting firms in the world. i can pay them millions of dollars. i rely on them to do accounting, but i'm supposed to know more than them. by this logic, insurance companies are going to start suing patients for listening to their doctors, right? you understand? am i supposed to know more? don jr. doesn't know anything about it. i'm not an accountant. i'm a business guy.

>> jimmy: i'm a business guy who had his elbows soldered together, and now i move my arms like a muppet. and with all the complaining the trumps do about this trial playing out in the media, you can barely even turn the channel without seeing their lawyer doing interviews. >> what have they been asking the kids? and tell me how they fit into all of this? >> they don't fit into all of this. what have they been asking the kids is very simple. they'll ask the kids, did you give a value to somebody, did you do something? and everybody said resoundingly, no. these kids did nothing wrong. they should not be in the case. ivanka is already out of the case. the boys should not be in the case. >> jimmy: that's right, they're just boys. they're kids. eric has a book report due this weekend! [ laughter ] they're both still wearing pull-ups! they're on trial? i mean, come on. don and don jr. had some father and son event this weekend. they went to the ufc fight at madison square garden. there they are. trump is being cheered on.

he has dana white there. he has tucker carlson in the back. he has kid rock in tow. oh, yeah, there we go. a little fist bump. don jr. was thrilled to be a part of the group. he posted this picture of him and tuck cackling in their blue checker print shirts? a couple of banana republicans right there. [ laughter ] and by the way, donald trump's older sister maryanne died this morning. they found her unresponsive in her apartment. she was 86. so far today, trump has posted lashing out at the "witch hunt" in new york, attacking "deranged jack smith" going on about radical left zealots and thugs and plugging a book of letters he's selling, but no mention of his sister. i hope he at least has the decency to find a good plot for her on his golf course. [ laughter ] meanwhile, another republican candidate has whittled himself out of the race. tim scott has decided to suspend his campaign for president. if you don't know who tim scott is, it's why he decided to suspend his campaign for president. [ laughter ]

this is tim. [ applause ] >> jimmy: asking voters to paint him like one of their french girls. [ laughter ] he is gone now, and it's a shame. looking forward to seeing what weird way he'd sit next. [ laughter ] so with scott out, the remaining republican candidates are donald trump, ron desantis, chris christie, nikki haley, freddy kreuger, snidely whiplash, and a big mouth billy bass. i think. and on the independent side -- rfk jr. who is -- not only is he anti-vax, he is also apparently anti-socks. he was photographed strolling around barefoot on a food-covered airplane floor. it takes a special kind of psychopath to wear a belt but no shoes. [ laughter ] but this is how you build natural immunity. big pharma won't tell you to walk around barefoot on an airplane because there's no money in it for them. and then we have another unbalanced candidate. remember the qanon shaman? this guy? well, he is out of prison and

now wants to spend time in congress. he's running as a libertarian in arizona. it's like they say, "if you can't violently overthrow 'em, join 'em!" [ laughter ] i kinda want him to win, just so we can see him in the lunchroom with george santos. [ laughter ] there is another new trump book out tomorrow. this one is from jonathan karl of abc news. it's called "tired of winning." and there are some pretty good nuggets. karl says that back in 2020, trump hung up on kim kardashian, who was calling to try to get someone out of prison, because he suspected she'd voted for biden. and he also reports that trump was obsessed with a totally bananas idea that he could somehow get reinstated as president. an idea he got from our mypillow pal mike lindell. who promised trump he'd be reinstated august 13th, 2021, eight months into biden' term. i guess that didn't happen? [ laughter ] it hasn't stopped mike lindell. the pillow man is still at it, zooming into his tv livestream from all over the place. he seems to be traveling constantly.

why, we do not know, but we did spend some time putting his whereabouts together. ♪ >> hello, everybody, welcome to "lindell report." we're going through slippers here. they turned a blind eye to this election crime. just a computer error can cost an election. that's why they're attacking mypillow. we get rid of the machine, we melt them down, turn them into prison bars. how am i coming in? >> loud and clear. >> when i got evidence in 2021, it shows china was in the -- inside. >> really? >> the mypillow 2.0, it went viral on twitter. >> there is mike. hey, mike. >> election of 2020 is going bye-bye. i must be in a no parking zone or something. it's a beautiful day here for america. our customers have always stepped up. donald trump won. we're going to get him across. i've been attacked. i have the highest credential. did it appear like he was attacked? that's the law.

nothing to make a joke about. i just got stung bay bee. what is that pin going into me? we're going to send a formal invitation to jimmy kimmel. tune in wednesday night. we got to get rid of the computers in our elections. is that a new thing you're doing where you blur the background? jump on the bandwagon. because you're going to be bye-bye. frank social being the important -- >> i think we lost mike. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. we lost mike a long time ago. [ applause ] just coming around to it now. it is a busy time for mike lindell, no doubt, but even busier for our embattled former president who i guess in an attempt to mend the wall between himself and the latino community sat down on his balls for an interview with univision where he was taken to task on a number of subjects by one of the toughest journalists in any language. do you see where this is going? let's find out. >> buenas noches, and welcome to the interview of donald trump.

mr. trump, first question. stormy daniels say you have a chalupa that is very small. es verdad? >> i do. >> guillermo: me too. it's okay. [ laughter ] okay. next question. what will happen if you stop eating at mcdonald's? >> they would be out of business. they'd be out. >> guillermo: because you eat so much? >> i do. >> guillermo: me too. what about melania? how you describe your marriage? >> it's a hoax. >> guillermo: yeah, that seems right. i have to say, you look very orange today, sir. some people say you look like an oompa loompa. what do you think of the oompa loompas? >> they're energetic people. they have more energy. they have -- they're very smart. they're incredible people. they're passionate people. you know, it's always tough to generalize about people, but you can, you know. some people say, oh, that's not good. it's not politically correct. >> guillermo: you're probably right. it is time to stop being so pc about oompa loompas.

great point, sir. oh, i have another question for you. can you tell me who is this? >> that's silence of the lamb, hannibal lecter. >> guillermo: do you know him? >> he's a friend of mine, he's a tremendous man. he's been very loyal to me, i've been very loyal to him. >> guillermo: next question, who are these guys? >> these are people that are very, very disturbed, very, very mentally ill. >> guillermo: yes, they seem very bad and very ugly too. anyway, thank you for inviting me to your very weird house. before i go, i have a surprise. it is my honor to announce you have been named mexico's 2023 pendejo of the year. [ cheers and applause ] you look good, sir, like a real pendejo. >> thank you very much.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, their new album "welcome to collegrove" comes out this friday. music from 2 chainz and lil wayne. [ cheers and applause ] we've got wayne and chainz. we have a great lineup of guests this week including emma stone, nathan fielder, kurt and wyatt russell, julianne moore, paul mescal, juno temple, glenn howerton -- and music from david laufey and the hives. so please join us for all that. i see guillermo has left to get a shot of tequila. and i told you he wasn't going to remember. [ laughter ] that's all right. you know what? i'm unsafe right now. but oh, there he is. great, guillermo. >> guillermo: thank you. sorry, jimmy.

>> jimmy: you all right? >> guillermo: they don't have shot glasses. so they give me this one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: our guests tonight moonlight in the worlds of music, woodworking and smoking related ceramics. they've joined forces to tell the true story about gamestop stock called "dumb money." >> what, yes, hello? >> hi, it's ken griffin. >> hi there, ken. how you? great to hear from you. >> do you have a minute? >> i -- um, i got to call you right back, if that's okay. i'm so sorry. >> sure. >> okay, great. >> hi. >> what's happening right now? >> it looks like there is one guy driving all the buying. >> what, what guy? >> i believe his name is rory kibby. >> jimmy: "dumb money" is in theaters and on digital now. please welcome paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogen.

[ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you for this. this is -- is this a birthday gift for me? >> i heard it was your birthday. i sort of assumed these guys might bring you something. they didn't. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> but i didn't want to show up empty handed. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. and you didn't happen to get this from your hotel room, did you? >> it's the thought that counts. [ laughter ] >> i didn't get you anything, so. >> jimmy: well, thank you. you knowha my scale will reprimand me for that tomorrow morning. but i appreciate it. how you guys doing? >> very well, thank you.

paul said that that could be from us. >> jimmy: oh, he said that it could be from you and then he took full credit for it, which in fact he does deserve, yeah, yeah. >> nick, you knew it was jimmy's birthday from our briefing. >> i did. but i ran out of time. we talked about crafting a custom paddle and getting into a whole spanking scenario. [ laughter ] the strike just ended. you know, let's keep this loving. >> jimmy: maybe next year. next year, that would be nice. how well do you guys know each other? >> i know them both pretty well. >> nick and i have never met in the flesh. >> they met in the hallway, literally before this. >> jimmy: people are laughing, but i was wondering about that, because in the movie, you guys play -- you have kind of a different world that you're in, and you don't have scenes together. >> yeah. we all shot at separate times. i'm a huge fan of his. seth and i worked together last year on steven spielberg's film "the fabelmans."

[ cheering ] >> a lot of fableheads in the crowd tonight. >> when we got the job, seth texted me saying, this is so exciting that we get to work together. and i said, yeah, until you [ bleep ] my wife. [ laughter ] >> i hadn't read the script. i had only been offered the role. i was really confused, honestly. [ laughter ] but then i was relieved. >> jimmy: then you guys, seth and nick, worked together in the "pal and tom me" deal? >> yes, also from craig gillespie, who directed. >> jimmy: who directed this very film. interesting. and how is it going? are the two of you liking each other? it seems like you've gotten off to a fairly strong start. >> what's not to like? my goodness, yeah. >> it's pretty amicable so far.

>> jimmy: by the way, i learned a lot watching this movie, because i knew about that whole gamestop thing. i'd read about -- i never really bothered to get into the details of what was going on. and it's such an interesting story. it's also so weird to make a movie about real events that happened like two years ago. it's rare that people turn things around that quickly, you know. and was this a story that you guys were personally following when it was happening? >> no. [ laughter ] >> i was aware of it, but i didn't know -- i don't get granular when it comes to my own investment portfolio. >> jimmy: you don't? >> no. i invest in chisels and hand tools. >> jimmy: have they appreciated in value? >> damn right they have. >> jimmy: nice. [ laughter ] >> when it comes to hand tools, you get what you pay for, and that means good steel. >> jimmy: are you an investor? are you a guy who plays the stock market? >> no, no, no.

i hate losing money. i would have to know. i would have to study it. i would have to get into it. i can't even play poker with friends. i don't want anything to do with losing money. >> jimmy: oh. how about you, seth? >> no. i'm not great with investment. in general, my life, when i was 13, i had my bar mitzvah, and i took all the money and bought a hallucinogenic mushrooms with them. [ laughter ] and then all my friends wrote in my yearbook, the day school ended, that's when my bar mitzvah was, my friends wrote hey, i'm so psyched to eat all the 'shrooms you got. and my parents read my yearbook, what the [ bleep ] is everyone talking about about? [ laughter ] and i was like, "oh, that was just a joke." then they looked in my backpack where there were several ounces of mushrooms, and they took them and threw them in the garbage. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> so that was a poor investment, i guess i would say, ultimately on my part. [ laughter ] but if it went well, i would be a 'shroom magnate.

>> jimmy: you're dressed like a 'shroom magnate. >> i am dressed like a 'shroom magnate. that's what i showed my stylist, 'shroom magnate. >> jimmy: so did you guys know -- like paul -- you didn't get to meet this guy. the movie is -- the center of this film is a guy named keith gill, who would go on this reddit page, and he would talk about this gamestop stock, and it's a complicated thing. i won't get into all the details of it. but reddit rose up to kind of defeat the man and to support these little video game stores that are in the mall. >> yeah. my guy, roaring kitty. >> roaring kitty, his god-given name. rory kitty. >> no, i didn't -- i really wanted to meet him. he had to sort of disappear. i felt like he was a samurai who walked off into the distance and didn't want to be found, didn't want to go stand outside his house like a creep. so i just sort of -- in fact, after reading the script, which was wonderful, i looked at just one youtube video of his, and i

was like, okay. it would be so good for me to spend time with that guy, so to speak. his energy was so positive and honest. and he was one of those people who is just like able to be like like, this is me. i'm wearing a cat shirt and a bandana, and what's up? where i don't think i'd be able to do that. i'd be too nervous what jimmy kimmel might think of me in a cat shirt. >> jimmy: no, you shouldn't come here in a cat shirt. it's just not something anyone should do. but it is -- you're right, though. people who are either comfortable or oblivious enough to wear a shirt with a kitten on it are -- i guess to be admired? >> i think so. it felt powerful to me. this would be a good for paul to spend some time in the kitty corner. >> jimmy: and seth and nick, you play a couple of out-of-touch billionaires. >> yeah. >> jimmy: which is indeed what you are in real life. >> in real life, yeah. [ laughter ] it took no research whatsoever. >> jimmy: you didn't meet those

guys, did you? >> no, not at all. >> jimmy: those guys can't be happy about this, right? >> no. my guy was publicly vocal about saying that the film was full of falsehoods and fabrications. he made a stink about it. and we discovered that he actually hadn't seen the movie. and i think -- we did a lot of research. we vetted it. most of what i do is based on actual reciting what he said in court, which they make a document of, you know? i think he is mad that we said what he said in public. >> jimmy: yeah, you can't say what someone says. isn't that defamation? >> but i think he's backed off now. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> because of -- >> jimmy: how handsome you are. >> we based the film on facts. >> jimmy: yeah, right. when you do that, it really trips people up, doesn't it? well, we're going take a break and see another clip from the movie in a little while. paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogan are here. "dumb money" is the movie.

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do you remember back at stonehill when they dared me to run that mile naked? >> it was the craziest storm that night. >> everybody remembers that. you too, man. you don't think people remember a 4 minute, 3-second mile. >> what is this, a pep talk? >> stop hiding, seriously. stop being all meek and [ bleep ]. >> you want me to run through lightning with my [ bleep ] out? >> yeah, please. exactly that. run through lightning with your [ bleep ] out. [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: paul dano and pete davidson. nick offerman, seth rogan. the movie is called "dumb money." you and pete play brothers in the film. did you guys have fun together? >> i love pete. i loved pete. i felt like i was coming out of a baked car at 16 years old and just giggling and laughing. i've never broken that much on camera. i've never laughed so hard off set. he is just like an open channel, the stuff that would come out. >> jimmy: it's kind of funny you have a movie that seth rogen is in, and pete davidson is the biggest stoner. [ laughter ] >> i'm getting old, man. >> jimmy: in one scene, you guys, i don't think i'm ruining anything, but you get naked and you run. >> yeah. it goes with the clip. >> yeah, yeah. so our director, craig gillespie came up to us on set one day, you know, these brothers, in real life, they ran this naked mile. pete was like, you want [ bleep ]? i'm your guy! [ laughter ] i was like, oh, okay.

yeah, what pete said. i have to say yes. >> jimmy: oh, you were bullied into it in a way, like brothers would do. is there a way to prepare for a nude scene? or you just have to go with it? >> it was late october in jersey. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> you just have to accept. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> you have to accept the situation. >> jimmy: the consequences, yes. >> we had to change in a high school locker room. i'm sure some kind of fungus i was going to take home some kind of fungus. >> jimmy: sure, yeah. >> the football locker room. it turned out to be really fun, though. >> jimmy: it's freeing isn't it to suddenly be naked? i'm imagining you both naked. and i don't think that's just in my head. i'm remembering both of you doing nude stuff. >> i get that from a lot of talk show hosts. >> jimmy: yeah, do you? [ laughter ] >> i in chicago theater i was known if you need a guy to get naked, call offerman. [ laughter ] in my first play i did in los angeles was on a thrust stage, a mike lee play. and the lights come up at the top of the show and i'm down

center naked, and i guzzle two cans of guinness to start the show. and opening night, the lights come up, i drink my guinness, and two little old ladies in the front row, one says to the other, "i have to get my glasses!" [ laughter ] it was all you could hear in the silent theater. and i said, "it's about breadth, lady." >> jimmy: seth, how about you? >> oh, i've been naked many times on camera. >> jimmy: yeah? >> yeah, mostly comedic effect. [ laughter ] i made a movie called "the interview." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheering ] >> it almost started -- like a nuclear holocaust. >> jimmy: be careful. >> we don't have to talk about that. there is a scene in the film where i've shoved a rocket up my ass, and i get -- and i'm concealing it from north korean guards, and i get stripped down by the guards, and they have a german shepherd, the joke is the german shepherd is smelling me

and it smells my ass because that's where the rocket is hidden. so we're there filming, and there is the dog handler and the guy from p.e.t.a., the people for the ethical treatment of animals is there. [ laughter ] so you can get that thing on the end of the movie that no animals are harmed. and so the dog, god bless it, is barking and doing all this stuff, but it just won't smell my ass. [ laughter ] for whatever reason, does want to smell my ass, which is insane! and so we keep talking to the trainer, how do we get to it smell my ass? is there anything we can do? the trainer is pointing at my ass, sniff, sniff, sniff! the dog will not smell my ass. the trainer keeps giving the dog when it performs well little jerky treats. like little beef jerky treats. so me and evan, my co-director, are looking at these beef jerky treats. "i think i know how to get the dog to smell your ass." [ laughter ] so i end up shoving beef jerky

in my ass. [ laughter ] and it works. the dog is sniffing my ass. the dog is doing it. and we get a few takes of it. and i go back behind the camera, and the guy from p.e.t.a. is standing there like this. [ laughter ] and i go to him, this isn't mistreating the dog, right? like the dog isn't going to be upset by this? and he was like, the dog doesn't care. i can't believe you were doing this. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: looking out for you. >> i got worms also from the dog. i had to comb for three weeks. >> jimmy: the important thing is after all that, no one got to see that movie. >> exactly. and at least after that, the movie was shelved. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so a lot of this movie you guys are in takes place on social media.

seth, you are -- nick, you are also -- ow, paul on social media? >> no, i'm not. i created some fake accounts, though, to get in touch with the young people. >> jimmy: oh, you did. can you say what they are? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> no, definitely not. that's really -- that's not something i want in my life. i went on tiktok, and i was sent a video about how oat milk isn't good for you. and i wanted to be done with tiktok, because i drink oat milk every day and i didn't need to know that. and some of the others. but it reminded me, you know, of aol and instant message starting out. and when i was young and in touch. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. what was your screen name on aol and instant messenger? do you remember that? can you say that? >> yeah. it was -- i just want to give the disclaimer. it was middle school. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> but me and all my friends decided to make our first screen

names and end them with 40 oz, like 40 ounces. as if us 12-year-olds drank 40 ounces. i think mine was peanut 40 oz. and my friend was cell dog 40 oz. >> inarguably bad ass. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: nick, what was yours? do you remember? did you have one? >> yeah, there was again, very adolescent. i was also in middle school in the early oughts. it had the words "donkey punch." donkey punch 40 oz. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: seth, did you go through that? did you have that deal? >> we don't have aol in canada. i'm canadian. >> jimmy: oh, do you have col? >> col. canadian online. [ laughter ] no, i actually joined the internet pretty late. it was actually -- we were making the movie "the green hornet" and that's around when i

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>> jimmy: we are back with paul dano, nick offerman, and seth rogen. the cast of "dumb money," which is the story of the gamestop stock. and if you are confused by it as i was while it was happening, it explains the whole thing quite beautifully, yes.

and do you guys -- now you worked with this director craig gillespie before. you had not worked with craig. nobody has to audition. you don't have to audition anymore for things, right? >> generally. especially when you get the breakdown when they're casting something, it often says "a seth rogen type." "a mushroom tycoon who wears velvet and jewel tones." they're like, well, should we get seth? all right, let's go! >> no, they're like, "ask pete davidson if he's available." he's younger now. >> jimmy: is it helpful to know your co-stars before going in? do you find that a shortcut? >> i actually find it sometimes harder to act with people i know very well, because acting i find to be embarrassing sometimes, because you're -- because it's silly. you're pretending. you're pretending. and so, yeah, one time actually i auditioned for the film "8 mile" the eminem film.

>> jimmy: you did? >> yes, i did. and i am really good friends, still am with jason segel, the actor. we both had auditions for "8 mile." the casting director didn't feel comfortable reading -- it was a part opposite eminem. and she didn't want to read the eminem role. she was like, bring in an actor to read the eminem role with. >> jimmy: she told you? >> it was incumbent on the auditioner to bring in a scene partner, which is weird. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so me and jason both had auditions for this role, rabbit, that was the role, rabbit. no, rabbit is eminem. cheese, his name was cheese. >> jimmy: cheddar. >> that was cheddar. that was it, ched lar. [ bleep ]. when was the last time you saw "8 mile"? >> jimmy: before you joined the internet. >> before i joined the internet. i was invited to join. yeah, i'm auditioning for cheddar. jason segel is also auditioning

for cheddar. we're like, can we go in together? he'll read for me, he'll be rabbit and i'll be cheddar. then we'll switch, and i'll be rabbit and he'll be cheddar. and they said yes. and then we go in there together. we had a sleepover at my house that night. [ laughter ] >> aww! >> and we practiced, we ran our lines. when you're alone, it's different. and then we got there, and the casting director was like, "action." and the first line is me being like, yo yo yo, let me show you my demo, it's at paisley park. and i said it and started laugh hysterically, and jason started laughing hysterically, and we both laughed until we cried, and then we're both just asked to leave. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> too funny. >> yeah, wow. >> jimmy: at least you get a sleepover out of it. nick, what did you do over the strike? did you have any fun hobbies/activities? >> i have a wood shop here in los angeles. >> jimmy: i know that.

made my desk. [ laughter ] >> we made this desk and then we put it in the skymall catalog. it's available in oak, mahogany and walnut. >> jimmy: great, maybe we'll get some different wood tones. >> i tour as a humorist. >> jimmy: right. >> i toured around the country and the uk and ireland, singing songs for audiences. my newest song is called "eating [ bleep ]." [ laughter ] >> i think [ bleep ] brings you from humorous to comedian. >> i don't know. i also wrote a new song about that hbo show i did called "the last of us." >> jimmy: yeah, you were great on that. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you. i wasn't going for that. i got a lot of homophobic hate actually directed at me. so i wrote a song called "i thought i was a man but i was wrong." [ laughter ] and i wrote -- when people ask why do you say -- >> i thought you were going to say that was [ bleep ]. [ rim shot ] >> when people say why do you

say you're a humorist, it's because i don't write jokes. >> jimmy: i see. >> but i wrote a joke about "the last of us." i say, i'm very lucky that i got this role, because they needed a guy that could use a shovel. and there are only three of us in hollywood. harrison ford passed and jane lynch was not available. [ laughter ] it took me two months to write that joke. >> jimmy: and paul, you wrote a comic book, right? a whole comic book series. >> i wrote a comic book that's coming out soon in november about -- i play this character the riddler in the batman film. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yes. >> i took my backstory and made it into a six-issue comic. it was kind of a dream come true. some little kid in me. >> jimmy: were you into the riddler beforehand, or just embodying that character is what got you all riddler crazy? >> i always would do the work, what gets me to page 1 reading the script. you carry the life with you in your body and voice. so i expanded my backstory into

a comic. i secretly thought it would be a comic. i tried to imbue my backstory with the archetypal energy of a comic. i told our director, matt reeves, about it. he was like, "that should be a comic." secretly i'm like, yeah, it could be. >> jimmy: when will it come out? that's awesome. >> november 21st. >> jimmy: and it is called the riddler? >> it's called "riddler year one." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: look at you guys. keeping busy. thank you for coming. it's great to have you. go see the movie. it's called "dumb money." it's in the movie theaters, and also you can get it on digital now. paul dano, nick offerman and seth rogen. we'll be back with 2 chainz and lil wayne.

>> jimmy: thanks to paul dano, nick offerman, seth rogen. "nightline" is next. first, this is their joint album, "welcome to college grove." it comes out friday. here with the song "long story short," 2 chainz and lil wayne! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah, thank you all, thank you all, welcome to collegrove ♪

♪ happy birthday, happy birthday, kimmel, happy birthday, happy birthday kimmel ♪ ♪ happy birthday, eh, eh, eh ♪ ♪ wake up light the blunt i put out 'fore i fell asleep my girl look like ♪ ♪ she cherokee my crib look like i'm sellin ki's my crib feel like ♪ ♪ some therapy 'bout that life i guarantee you livin' life ♪ ♪ vicariously this life gon' be the death of me and she don't care ♪ ♪ where i -- hit that from hella feet she walk out here she wearin' me ♪ ♪ i talk my like me she smellin' me and all i hear is jealous i call them jellybeans ♪ ♪ love my trigger finger so much i bought it a wedding ring yeah yeah ♪ ♪ let's get married cut off his head and the rest get buried crossin' ♪ ♪ my head like a presbyterian tell him he dead and upset his parents ♪ ♪ tears get shed only if you caring right on his head see the red beam blaring ♪ ♪ two twelve gauges like twenty four karats hold up ain't that a ♪ ♪ i might bang at ya -- if i go at her neck i might hang

that lil -- scope on the tec ♪ ♪ and it came with that -- i could hit you up from any range with that -- ♪ ♪ got papers on draco a case on the radar you mess with me wrong ima bake your potato ♪ ♪ i twist his head up just like a tornado pull out the toast i'm like leggo my eggo i bust down a quaalude ♪ i bust down a quaalude ♪ ♪ i bust down a quaalude can't find a straight but i ain't complaining that's how my day go ♪ ♪ i said okay i been on my jay i'm ben and she j-lo she been to barbados ♪ ♪ i take her to caicos all of this bread and she can't get a bagel all of that said ♪ ♪ i can't really stay though i hop in the lamb and crank it like fabo wake up light the blunt ♪ ♪ i put out 'fore i fell asleep my girl look like she cherokee ♪ ♪ my crib look like i'm sellin ki's my crib feel like ♪ ♪ some therapy 'bout that life i guarantee you livin' life vicariously this life gon' ♪ ♪ be the death of me i make you -- ♪ ♪ you cannot leave i drown my heart in kerosene ♪ ♪ a plus off in parenting get my kids damn near everything ♪ ♪ 'fore you get a wedding ring better get her ass a belly ring ♪ ♪ soon as i stopped trappin' man my phone it wouldn't even barely ring ♪ ♪ ion compete but you can't compete plain janes patek philippe i'm with my lady ♪ ♪ we came to eat my stomach you'd think that it changed the beat ♪ ♪ we on a date make it rain some ones they want ♪ ♪ no change but the change gon'

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>> number 17! >> happy birthday, jimmy! >> happy birthday, brother! >> yea ♪ blunt to my lips gun on my hip hi mom hi kids ♪ ♪ this life's gonna be the death of me ♪ thank you. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, stunning verdict. rudy giuliani ordered to pay nearly $150 million to former election workers ruby freeman and shea moss. >> we hope no one ever has to fight so hard just to get your