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tacular display today. the eruption began shortly after 10 p.m. local time. does not currently pose a threat, but there's a lot more on this story for you on our website. one of the top things people are clicking on it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc seven news.com. all right. >> thank you. so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for cindy patel larry biel, all of us. >> we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel adam sandler and henry winkler. >> good night. have a great one. previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!"
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tonight, dam sand -- adam sandler, henry winkler with cleto and the cletones. and now jimmy kimmel. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. [ applause ] hi, everybody. i'm jimmy and i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us here in los angeles. windy los angeles. we got hit with some wind last night. so the power in our house was out for -- was the power in your house out? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: six hours and you go to turn the lights on and nothing happens. you go, oh, yeah, the power is out and do it again 25 more times. here we are all powered up on another monday night.
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kansas city versus philadelphia. the face-off between the brothers, travis and jason. as the swifties know them, taylor's boyfriend and who? taylor did not attend. she wasn't at the game but the players played, played, played without her. kelce brothers first meeting on the field. whichever lost had to sit at the kids' thanksgiving table. i'm not sure why but it's fun to see a sibling rivalry play out on television. on their podcast you can see the kelce brothers are professional. they were very focused on the game. >> like a big mask you can buy that looks like that? >> maybe. >> that is [ bleep ] dope. >> i like the white yeti is a whole different vibe than the real yeti. >> well, a yeti is white. you're thinking of --
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abominable snowman or sasquatchs? are they the same thing? >> that's a great question, man. >> jimmy: really is. are they still testing for marijuana in the nfl? i wonder if there are any other kelces in that family. kylie or a kendall kelce we have yet to meet? [ laughter ] i want to say happy birthday to our president, joeb, who turned 81 today. every time joe biden has a birthday it feels like a political misstep. it's like, why would you do that? you're old enough. >> it's my birthday today. it's difficult turning 60.
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>> jimmy: his 60th birthday is old enough to drink. because biden's age is such a big issue with so many people his advisers are torn on whether he should ignore it or make jokes about it and to be honest, i'm still not sure which option they chose. >> the national turkey presentation and pardon marks the unofficial start of the holiday season. we're here in washington, a time to share joy and gratitude and have a little bit of fun. this is the 76th anniversary of this event. and i want you to know i wasn't there at the first one. i was too young to make it up. >> jimmy: that isn't helping at all. [ laughter ] then after the gales of laughter died down he pardoned liberty and -- always give them cute names. last year chocolate and chip. year before that, peanut butter and jelly and in 2020, they were witch and hunt. but liberty and bell got to
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spend the weekend at the willard hotel. put them in a hotel room. welcome, mr. anderson. we have a special room for you. at thanksgiving the white house turkeys crapped all over it but they were whisked to the white house and i'm not one for conspiracy theory, but one of the turkeys, i don't know, looked kind of familiar. >> based on their commitment being productive members of society as a head of the new home at the university of minnesota, i hereby pardon liberty and bell. >> gobble, gobble. >> all right, congratulations, birds. >> jimmy: yeah, congratulations. he probably would have a better chance of blending in with the aunts next year. joe biden turned 81. he's not only the old ef president but older than just about everything. i'll name an item. joe biden born november 20th, 1942. is he older or younger than tupperware? >> older.
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>> jimmy: the answer is he is older than tupperware. okay, next up the slinky, is biden older or younger? [ audience yells out older ] >> older. >> jimmy: is he older or youngery. >> older. >> jimmy: he's quite a bit younger. they were invited in 1906. how about the bra? younger or older than the bra? >> younger. >> jimmy: mixed on that one. biden is younger than the bra. betty crocker cake mix, is biden older or younger? >> older. >> jimmy: that's right. he is older than cake mix. [ applause ] two-ply toilet paper, older or younger. >> older. >> jimmy: actually they're exactly the same age. finally, one more item, kitty litter, is biden older or
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younger than kitty litter? >> younger. >> jimmy: he is indeed older than kitty litter, which, in fact, could be a great new campaign slogan. joe biden, older than kitty litter. happy birthday, mr. president. meanwhile, in fort dodge, iowa, the maga troops rallied to see their orange jesus in the flesh. one of the opening acts for donald trump was state representative mike sexton who is a lamb farmer that clearly has his finger on the problems this country needs to solve. >> are you ready for a president that will tell transgender males they need to put their jock strap back on and compete with men and stay out of the women's locker room? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you ready for a president famous for barging
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into women's locker rooms? [ applause ] it is amazing that this is what people think is important. but mike sexton, not a small-minded man, not only is he a leader but a follower of some of the great philosophers of our time. >> one of my great heroes, the great jedi master himself, master yoda. the dark side is very powerful in biden. crooked, is he, your country, he does not care. the force is strong in trump. when he lost, help him, you can, caucus for him, you shall. >> jimmy: ah, the stupid is strong with this one, isn't it? i bet that kills at the 4h club, though. doesn't yoda live in that swamp they all promised to drain. boba fett's turn in case they
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forgot about the story of about him and the russian hookers. >> russia, russia, russia, remember that. he was with four hookers. you think that was good that night to go up and tell my wife it's not true, darling. i love you very much. it's not true. actually that one she didn't believe because she said he's a germophobe. he's not into that, you know. he's not into golden showers as they say. >> jimmy: that one she didn't believe. [ laughter ] normally she has no trouble believing -- stormy daniels, 100%. have i told you go the golden shower -- oh, i just did? okay. i'll tell you again in a few months. [ laughter ] in las vegas, this weekend, the formula 1 las vegas grand prix, i was in vegas for a charity, i didn't go to the race, though, because it started at midfight and it was too late. i could see it from my hotel room so i kept calling the front desk and asking if they could turn the sound of the engines down.
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i'm hearing loud noises down -- it's like they're driving around in circles there. had fun with this, guillermo? >> guillermo: i was up till 1:00, 2:00. >> jimmy: he brought us a taste of what it's like to be a driver for formula 1. >> do it. ♪ . >> guillermo: here we are again, guys. from formula 1. take one. [ laughter ] >> welcome to sin city for the las vegas grand prix where the atmosphere is purely electric. >> what does it take to be a formula 1 driver? >> guillermo: i think you need a car. [ laughter ] >> you drihope to >> guillermo: i'll turn this board upside down. >> in the cut throat world known sa as -- >> good luck, tonight.
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>> guillermo: people are excited to see me race. >> oh, you're in the race? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm driving. >> you're driving what. >> guillermo: i'm not sure yet. [ laughter ] what is your favorite sound the formula 1 car makes? >> vroom, vroom. you like that [ bleep ]. >> guillermo: yeah. >> for me it's more about vvvroom. >> guillermo: let's do it together. >> both: vvroom. brrrroom. >> you like it. >> guillermo: that's real fast. >> it >> whoo. >> i like the sound of a ship. >> the sound is like sex. >> can i hear it? >> arrrgh.
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>> like rrrr. >> guillermo: rrrr. >> vroom. >> guillermo: vroom, like that? >> yeah. >> guillermo: you look good. you didn't have to dress up for this? >> it's -- come on, man. i didn't know it was a dress up kind of thing. >> guillermo: what's going on? you just got out of bed? >> no, i didn't just get out of bed. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: and now for this, i got to race to win. see you. bye. to be a driver, i need to train like a driver. hello. how are you. what should i do to be like the next formula 1 driver to be the next best guy in formula 1? >> we feed to work on the neck. >> guillermo: on the neck? >> this is one that needs to be strong. you look good like this. >> guillermo: okay. >> here's some motivation for you. two, one, go. >> well, you are a great
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trainer. >> guillermo: give me a car. hi, mr. ferraro. how are you? >> i'm fine. >> guillermo: i hear you are number one, first place. >> yeah. >> guillermo: i think you can do better. i should ride for you guys. what do you think? >> well, i think it would be difficult, but, no. >> guillermo: no? >> no. not at all. >> guillermo: no one is going to tell me no. nothing will deter me. >> why you want to be a driver? >> guillermo: because i have the look. i drive from my house to chatsworth, 45 minutes. you know where -- >> no. >> guillermo: it's brutal. i take four freeways, 118, the 5, the 170, the 101. a lot of driving. driving is in my blood. and also cholesterol, too. >> you have to sit in here. >> guillermo: i don't think i will fit right there.
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>> that's a problem. you're just not fit for a formula 1 driver. >> guillermo: i'll prove you wrong. i can be a formula 1 driver. build a bigger car for me. duh! they should make it bigger, right? >> i don't know that we can make it that much bigger. first thing we should do is see if you fit and, two, if the speed scares you. >> guillermo: okay, finally time to hit the track. my time has come. oh, i just opened the window and i threw up over here. >> just anywhere in the car. ready? >> guillermo: yeah. whoa! oh, my god. wow. oh. aaaghhh! [ bleep ] whoa.
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aaaghhh! whoa! listen, i heard a lot of noise today. holy [ bleep ]. >> gave me a wet give you three stars. terrible uber driver. i don't think i want to be a driver. today is a sad day. i announced my retirement from formula 1. i don't belong in the car. i belong at the bar. [ laughter ] [ applause ] ♪
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comedian and actor and singer, with a voice of a lizard, his new animated movie “leo” premieres tomorrow on netflix. please welcome adam sandler. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> it's very good to see you. >> how are you? >> jimmy: how are you? >> thank you for that. i'm very happy to see you, jimmy. hey, rock 'n roll! i love you. thank you. pretty good, jimmy. >> jimmy: everybody loves you. you know, i was watching -- i'll tell you a little story a little later about watching the movie with my family, but your whole family is in your movie. >> you're, by the way, the message that you sent me, your family watching was the greatest. we watched your daughters watch olivia rodrigo, and we were,
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like, man, that was genuine happiness. >> jimmy: it's so crazy, because i remember seeing you on "remote control" and thinking this guy is really funny. and now my kids who are 9 and 6 years old are fans of yours. you've been around a very long time. >> i got old. >> jimmy: yep. >> no, i can't believe it. my life has been all right. your life has been all right too. we did good, buddy. >> jimmy: things are going well. we're very fortunate for sure. you've got your whole family in this movie. >> yes. >> jimmy: your wife, your two daughters, sonny, sadie. they were in the last movie too. we loved that too and watched it as family. >> thank you. they are doing great. they're nice kids. they are in these movies, like, this is an animated movie, so they started doing the voices when they were little, like, you know, four years ago it started. >> jimmy: oh, really? wow! >> they had to continue doing it, and their voices were changing, but we got away with it, and they're just very funny. this is what they want to do. they -- like, i was telling somebody, the bat mitzvah movie came out, and they're both in
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this movie, and i saw them the next morning, and i spoke to netflix. i said, hey, that movie did really good. people, you know, are watching it, and they were, like, ah, we're eating breakfast. they literally don't even notice that. they moved right on. if i was in a movie at that age, i'd be, like, i'd be very happy. >> jimmy: right. at the big premiere yesterday, they were unfazed? >> they were pretty unfazed. they don't make it a big deal. they grew up with daddy doing it and stuff -- >> jimmy: do you like that? >> i'm happy that it's not everything to them. that's -- >> jimmy: yes. >> they are kind of passionate about wanting to be good in acting. that's all they talk about. >> jimmy: yet in a way i sense that that bothers you? >> that they're cooler than me. they're much cooler than i ever will be for sure. >> jimmy: what were you like at your first movie premiere? >> at the time it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz." i was 22.
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i just moved to california, so it's really cool. bud freeman asked me to move out to l.a. he said, you could do good out here. i went on and did the improv. and i think it was, like my first or second night, i got off stage, and two or three people came up and said you're pretty funny. you want to star in a movie? yeah, absolutely. and that was it. wow, this town is incredible, man, and then -- [ applause ] >> thank you, guys. i swear to god, i come home, and judd apatow was a young kid. none of us worked yet. i told judd, these guys came up to me after the show. oh, my god, how is the script? i said, i don't know. do they have a script? i said, i have no idea, man, and i just went there, and it was actually just a movie about a comedian on a boat. it was called "the unsinkable shaggy moskowitz," and they changed the title to "babes ahoy," but they had a big -- >> jimmy: that's quite a change. to "babes ahoy." >> it was the best experience. i got to meet a lot of great
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people. i got to know what shooting movies are like. there was a premiere, and my family came out for it. and the movie wasn't excellent, but -- it wasn't excellent, but my father and mother got to see me on screen, and even though it wasn't the greatest, they were going, like -- my father is going, that a baby, this is terrific. and my mother is like, you are amazing! it was good. it was good. >> jimmy: that's very interesting. it's actually very similar -- well, opposite also to henry winkler's story, which we'll get to. >> oh, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i know you guys are old pals. >> love him. yes. >> jimmy: he came out and got fonzie in like three weeks. it was unbelievable. >> come on. >> jimmy: that was "babes ahoy" for him too. [ applause ] you took your girls, i know, to the taylor swift movie premiere. >> yes. >> jimmy: at the grove that taylor was there. i assume they're big fans? >> i have a van. i drive around in my van. the kids are in the back. there is a tv in the van.
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they have -- i don't know what it is, but they -- you can listen to music and see the words. it says taylor, in songs, it says the words, and it will say in parentheses, taylor giggles and you hear my kids go, ha, ha, ha. we sat behind taylor. taylor, after the movie, 3 1/2-hour movie, it was amazing, she comes back, straight to my kids and gave them a hug and talked about the bat mitzvah movie. it was amazing. >> jimmy: wow, that's very special. >> yep, yep. >> jimmy: and you have a van. that's kind of awesome. >> the van is good, man. that's where it all happens. everybody get a van. you'll love it. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: who is, like, your taylor swift when you were a kid? >> the first -- i loved the beatles, but then my brother,
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one morning i was sleeping on a water bed with, like, six of my friends, and we woke up on a saturday morning. my brother had a pioneer system, and we heard this thumping and thumping, and "i am iron man," and literally, we were what is this? black sabbath kind of took over right there. >> jimmy: it's always the brother that gets you into that kind of stuff. >> my brother scott got me into sabbath, and then my van halen stuff, i was going to my first party in seventh grade. got out of the car, somebody dropped us off, a mother dropped me and my three friends off. we were walking. i didn't know this kid's house. it was like middle school and all of the sudden you're around strangers. and i remember walking up the street and hearing "atomic punk" kind of going and i was going, holy cow, what is this? me and my friends were looking at us, and that was the first van halen moment. man, when i found out david lee roth was a jew, boy, that made me happy. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter and applause ] i think we have some photographs
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here. you have been on your own tour. i know you've been playing. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: huge. does this make you feel like david lee roth? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: is there anything better than that? >> no, this is crazy. i don't even know -- i started doing stand-up again maybe five, six years ago, and now we're doing all these fun places. it is great. >> jimmy: i saw a video of you and your daughter. i think sunny. she was singing a song about your mood swings. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: it was very funny. >> daddy goes up and down very quick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right, well, daddy is with us. his name is adam sandler, and his movie is called "leo." we'll be right back with adam sandler. >> right on. [ applause ] se allstate. the service road is faster. gps: turn left. not happening. he knows better than any gps. and he'd point you in allstate's direction. go all the way down the road, past the big gray warehouse. gps: take the next exit. you're not from around here, so you don't know the back roads.
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look at this, a bunch of motor mouths. >> saw in a sweater. >> the snotty clique. >> the facade squad. >> peaking at 11. of course, the always sick and should have stayed home kid. always one. >> no way. are you taller than me now? >> the inevitable cheese doodle kid. >> those look like dorito fingers. >> we just moved here from the bronx. >> you're new? wow. that must be hard. i mean, i never had to leave friends, except for last year when we went to myrtle beach, and on the flight home, the lady next to me had arthritis. so i had to help her open her mustard child. >> first child. >> no filter. >> never heard the word enough. >> jimmy: that is "leo." a couple of reptiles. >> bill burr plays the turtle. he is squirtle the turtle and i am leo.
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bill burr. >> jimmy: i can't believe that guy. >> i did scenes with him. we had the script, and he improvised. we would do two mics next to each other. oh, my god, i love it. >> jimmy: he is super funny. you are super funny in the movie. i have to tell you a weird story, because this movie, and i don't know if people understand it, but i didn't know this, is about a couple of classroom pets that get taken home for the weekend by the kids. well, my daughter is 9. she has classroom hamsters named boba and mochi. i volunteered for us to take them home for the thanksgiving break. >> wow. >> jimmy: we didn't know what the movie is about but the kids were like, we got to get boba and mochi to watch the movie with us. we set them up. the movie is about taking the classroom pets home. and let me tell you, boba and mochi loved it. >> they did. right? >> jimmy: they did. they didn't say much about it, but i could tell. and my kids loved it. we all really enjoyed it. it's very funny. >> i'm so happy.
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i love that this is a family movie. it's cool when it doesn't happen in my life very often. i made a few, but this one, we were thinking about young kids having fun, and it's coming out on thanksgiving. so we're thinking about grandparents having a good time, parents. it's for everybody hopefully, but, yeah, yeah. it means a lot. >> jimmy: did you when you were a kid have a classroom pet? >> i had a snake. >> jimmy: oh, you did? >> i had a king snake. i don't like anything. i couldn't touch him. if he was here right now, i'd be like, get that snake away from me. when i was a little kid, i had a king snake in new york. and i fed him a mouse i think once every two weeks or once a week or something. and he was my best friend. he was ralph, ralph the king snake. and then apparently, my parents talk about this, he got loose in the apartment. we live in an apartment building. he got loose in the apartment building, and we had to tell the whole complex, like, by the way, this kid's snake got loose. and everything was like what happened?
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and everyone was nervous to go to the bathroom. they thought he was going to come out the toilet, but we found ralph, by the way. >> jimmy: you did find ralph? >> can i say one thing, everybody? >> jimmy: yeah. >> i just want to say my sister valerie, i love you. my sister was sick. she had to deal with some stuff. she went to a hospital in tucson, arizona, and their staff took amazing care of her. the nurses and the doctors, particularly two doctors took care of her the whole time. i just want to tell them, thank you very much for looking out for my sister. >> jimmy: that's very nice. [ applause ] >> sorry about that. >> jimmy: yeah. you're very grateful when you get good doctors like that. >> absolutely, yes. who care. >> jimmy: your sister lives in tucson? >> yes, yes, yes. >> jimmy: i moved here from tucson. >> yeah, that's right. you had vegas, tucson. >> jimmy: i've lived everywhere. i've been fired from a lot of jobs. yeah. well, best to your sister. >> thank you. >> jimmy: and that's very sweet you have to say hello to her. >> she is a great girl. >> even though she is probably not watching. >> oh, she loves you jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, she does?
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in that case, hey, now. you met henry winkler when? >> oh, boy. okay. so henry winkler -- the world loves henry winkler. i met him, "the waterboy," he was nice enough to say yes, he'd do our movie. me and my friends were young, dumb fools. we were instructed by so many, not by henry, but somebody mentioned from his side maybe don't bring up the fonz. >> jimmy: yeah, because you and i are of the age that we had him like on our lunch boxes. >> yes. >> jimmy: like he was really all powerful. >> absolutely. i meaning, there was nobody in our life at our age better than fonzie. everything he did. he was taylor swift, right? >> jimmy: yeah. really like fonzie, barbarino, and evel knievel. that was like the holy trinity. >> yes, yes, that's pretty great, man. that's pretty cool, man, and so, anyways, henry, we didn't -- it was me and my friends, we went out to dinner the first night, and i told my friends, don't bring up the fonz, man.
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let's just be cool here. we did a whole dinner with henry. we were eating steaks. everybody started getting loose. everybody was drinking. one of my friends was under the table, and he fell asleep under the table. okay, so he is sleeping. we're all talking. and then somebody goes, hey, let's make a toast. and then i hear from under the table, to the fonz! and then i swear to god, we were all like, oh, man, you ruined it. we did so good. and then henry goes, ehhh! like that. [ applause ] that was cool. >> jimmy: you want to hang out? >> i definitely want to hang out. >> jimmy: we'll bring out another chair. we'll do it like the old days in the talk shows. all right. hang out. adam sandler's movie is called "leo." it premieres on netflix tomorrow, and you can see him on tour. the "i missed you tour" starts december 2nd in las vegas. we'll be right back with henry winkler. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is ludicrous. ludicrous!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with adam sandler. our next guest didn't invent the leather jacket, but he wore it better than anybody. he is one of the best loved tv stars. he has a new best-seller, it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond." say hello to the one and only wonderful henry winkler! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i love having the two of you guys here together. it's exciting. >> this is like a dream. >> oh, yeah, buddy. >> don't look at me, all right? [ laughter ]
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>> jimmy: do you find, henry, nowadays that people mention adam to you as much as they would ron howard? >> oh, absolutely. "the waterboy" was a very important re-emergence for me. you know, when i finished the fonz, i could not get hired really as an actor. >> jimmy: right. >> and this was a very important, yes. >> jimmy: you think when you heard that drunken lad from under the table say a toast to the fonz, that's the moment where things really started to kick back into gear? >> well, i want to say that it was a great moment. i got nauseous when he said it, but i had a lot of steak. it was my pleasure. did we have fun or what? >> it was the greatest time. you can't remember, you learned how to fish on that movie. >> i did bass fishing. mr. reed. >> jerry reed. >> took me bass fishing at 3:00 in the morning hurtling down the highway in florida. >> yeah. >> and i learned also to smoke a cigar. >> yes, yes. >> because of you.
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>> oh, don't say that! nobody learned nothing from me! [ laughter ] >> you know what? you were just so generous. you gave to it me. i tell you what was amazing. i'll tell you what, when you do a movie with adam, he wants you to be the most comfortable you can be. at lunch there was a pasta bar. >> oh, yeah. >> right? three different -- the gallo, was it? >> jimmy: this is what you remember from the movie, that there was a pasta bar? there you go. there you guys are together. >> man. >> jimmy: oh, there. we always had a pasta bar at lunch. >> ah, that's right, buddy. >> you know, i learned not to question adam. he said, you wear these red heels. talk on a phone that is not connected, and you're in an afro. >> that's right. >> and i said why? he said, i don't know. [ laughter ]
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>> it was a fantasy. >> jimmy: some things you don't really need to explain, right? >> it's so nice to see you. >> jimmy: it's nice to see you. i really enjoyed the book, as i mentioned to you. there are so many great things in the book. can i ask you about one thing? >> yes. >> jimmy: remember, i told you -- i know this is a weird thing. there is a story in the book. have you read this book yet? you must. you got to read the book. >> no, i didn't read it yet, because -- >> you can listen to it on audible. >> is it you talking? >> yeah. >> oh, my god, yeah. >> it's like i'm reading you a bedtime story. belief belief o ar-- >> jimmy: there is not a ton of sex stuff, but there is a little something. and that something is you were with an actress, and you don't name who that person is. >> right. >> jimmy: the next morning, you're feeling very good about yourself. you leave her apartment, and she says what to you? >> oh, by the way, you are a selfish lover. >> oh! >> and i want to tell you something. [ laughter ]
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that was -- i didn't know what she meant, and i didn't know what my responsibilities were. >> oh, i see, yeah, yeah. as a lover. >> as an anything. that's why it's called "being henry: the fonz and beyond" because at that time, i was not whole. i was not fully -- i was like a cupcake. you put the toothpick in to make sure it's all baked. >> jimmy: yeah. >> mine was not baked. [ laughter ] i was unbaked. >> jimmy: so you put the toothpick in, and she said you were a selfish lover. >> ah, that was good! [ applause ] very nice. >> i would like to say, i put the whole box in. but, you know -- thank you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you're very nice to invite me and my wife to dinner at your house. one of the things i learned about you, and i hope you don't mind me sharing this, is that you have a crowbar in every room of your house. >> i do. >> jimmy: please explain why.
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this is a great tip for people. >> i think it is very important that in a city that shakes. >> jimmy: yes. >> you are prepared, because what happens if poo, poo, poo, and all of a sudden the door shifts, and now you can't open it. you got the crowbar. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many total crowbars would you say you have in your house? >> nine. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a crowbar. now fonzie would just go, boom, like this, and the door would fly open. >> it is so true, and if you have a man named fred with a rope on the door behind the scene, you can knock on the door. >> jimmy: but if you're fredless -- >> the greatest thing, hitting the building, and all the lights went on. >> yeah, that was amazing, buddy, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, this is the book.
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♪ >> jimmy: oh, hey, we're back with adam sandler and henry winkler. this is henry's book. it's called "being henry." it is a "new york times" best-seller. it is right up there at the top of the list. this is unbelievable. >> i was told that i would never achieve. >> jimmy: you really were told that? >> yes, i really was, and here we are on "the new york times" best-seller -- >> jimmy: that's big time. [ cheering ] i know you've spoken about this. you had dyslexia, you didn't
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know about it until you were in your 30s. >> see, here's the thing, i've said this before. we just came off a ten-city tour, and we get to be here for thanksgiving, and a happy, happy holiday. >> happy holidays, everybody. [ applause ] >> i understand that my parents came from another country. i understand they learned a new language. >> yes. >> i understand that my father started a business. >> jimmy: yes. >> but what i don't, will never reckon with, when you have a child, they are not an extension of who you are, and when you see a child having a problem, whether you know the name of that problem, whether you know what it is or not, your job is to make sure that that child feels better about having that problem and not call them stupid. >> jimmy: right, which your father did. >> and mother. >> jimmy: and mother. >> i think my parents actually were feral. >> jimmy: your teachers were tough. you had a teacher for real named miss adolph. >> i'm telling you.
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>> jimmy: miss adolf. >> she was related. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it kind of seemed like maybe she was. boy, would she be surprised that you've written this. >> holy mackerel. >> jimmy: "happy days," you came up with ehhh. >> oh, my other word. >> jimmy: yeah? >> whoa! >> jimmy: how did you come up with that? >> i loved horseback riding at that time. i can no longer mount a horse. so -- no, i mean ride. [ laughter ] i just realized what that sounded like. >> jimmy: you're a selfish rider. [ laughter ] >> but because i'm small, i'm a light rider. okay, so, but it came from my favorite sport at the time, horseback riding. >> jimmy: and you thought, oh, i'll work this into this character. unbelievable. >> you do what you know. >> jimmy: what about "sit on it." >> that was the writers. they came up with that. >> jimmy: one of my favorite things is that scene at the beginning of "happy days" where
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you look at your hair in the mirror, and you're about to -- then you do that move. >> that was the very first day, and i was -- your character goes to the mirror and combs his hair, and i did not want to do that. i wanted to be original. >> that's cool. >> so, i said to the director, i'll do anything, but i can't do that, and he said, oh, yes, you can. not only are you getting paid, but it's written. >> jimmy: and this is your first real tv show. >> first. i walked to the mirror, i pull out that comb, and i go, hey, look at that, i don't have to. it's perfect. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's the best. you also might now be like the second most famous kansas city chiefs fan in america. >> yes. >> jimmy: after, of course, taylor swift, and you're not dating any of the players, though. >> i am not dating the players. but, you know, i love patrick mahomes. now, i'm not a great sports person, but i love the way he plays. >> amazing.
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>> and he plays with such joy. >> oh, yeah, man. >> so, i said that to rich eisen. >> yeah, rich. >> rich eisen played it for him, the segment, and then i was invited to go to the stadium, and i'm standing -- can i stand up? >> jimmy: sure. >> i'm standing on the field, and i'm just waiting, and all of the sudden, this behemoth comes running at me, and he said "i have a surprise for you," and he gave me his jersey signed. >> jimmy: wow. >> that's cool! [ applause ] >> i wore it during the super bowl. a little snug, but i think that's why they won. >> you brought it. you did it. >> jimmy: unbelievable. now you're friendly with patrick? >> no. >> jimmy: no. >> but i invited him to dinner. >> jimmy: oh, yeah? >> and just as he is running off to play the game, he turned
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around, and he said "i'm going to take you up on that dinner," and he ran off to play and win the game. can i just say, patrick, you are a fibber! [ applause ] >> jimmy: when he finds out how many crowbars you have in your home, i feel like -- >> he will feel safe. but don't you think you should be prepared? >> jimmy: maybe as soon as the season is over, he'll come right over for dinner. >> he is busy for a little bit. he is going to come. >> jimmy: why are we making excuses for patrick? patrick, eat dinner with the man, for god's sake. he is fonzie. he probably doesn't even know that. he's like 25 -- >> he is 24, 25. >> jimmy: this is the book. it's great. if you love the tv and great stories, there it is, "being henry: the fonz and beyond." henry winkler, everybody. adam sandler, everybody! [ cheering and applause ] thank you for being here, gentlemen. we'll be right back.
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>> jimmy: that was fun. i want to thank these two guys, adam sandler and henry winkler, for being here. i do have to -- would you mind live apologizing to matt damon for me? >> you know what, matt, we have never met, and i am so sorry i took your time. there will be another show. >> jimmy: you wouldn't like him at all. oh, yeah. he is very, very unpleasant. well, thank you for watching. "nightline" is next. thanks, fellows. good night, everybody!
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[ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, jonathan majors, the marvel star found guilty of assault and harassment over a former girlie man. marvel studios dropping the yale educated actor after the verdict.

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