news.com, i want to put a snowman in the front yard. >> yeah. all right, a reminder. you can watch all our newscasts live and on demand through the abc seven bay area connected tv app. it's available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv and roku. download the app now and you can start streaming. all right. we want to thank you so much for watching tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandyha patel >> beale all of us here. we appreciate your time and we wish you a very merry christmas and happy holidays. stay tuned. right now on jimmy kimmel jeremy allen white. >> have a great night, wonderful weekend and a great holiday. yeah. ♪ >> jimmy: wow, she eats a whole possum every day. >> hey, jimmy. >> jimmy: hey, what's happening? >> how are you doing. >> jimmy: i'm doing great. >> jimmy: nice to see you. they didn't tell me you were coming up. >> yeah, i just walked past the security guards. they thought i was you.

>> jimmy: what you up to? what is going on? >> i have a holiday song with meghan trainor. i was hoping i can come on the show and perform it. >> jimmy: definitely. i would love that. >> great. >> jimmy: why wouldn't you just do it on your show, though? >> the thought never occurred to me. >> jimmy: well, that's good news for us, then. is meghan here? >> yeah, she's ready to go. >> jimmy: oh, great. all right, then. >> guillermo: mr. kimmel, they're ready for you. >> jimmy: i'm me. >> is this old lady bothering you? hey, buddy, you look good. are you doing ozempic? >> i lost 50 pounds naturally. >> guillermo: oh, wow. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- jeremy allen white, michael irvin, plus, music from jimmy fallon and meghan trainor. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. we had a couple of days off last week for thanksgiving, and now we're back after a long weekend with our weird families. we're back with our weird co-workers, which is nice. we actually did a fun thing this year. you know those turkeys president biden pardoned last week? we tracked them down and cooked them, and they were delicious. [ laughter ] you ever have a pardoned turkey? they're so -- because they don't see it coming. they're very tender. [ laughter ] i was too busy cooking to shoot any video on thanksgiving, but my mother is italian, and it was basically this. >> we got an italian american thanksgiving this year! we got the big plate already. we got fresh mozzarella with prosciutto.

we have bread, of course, sausage. we have, of course, lasagna, taking over. dominic, let's go. >> stuffed mushrooms. >> get the [ bleep ] out of the way! this is chinese rice from -- my sister will be here. they forgot the [ bleep ] mashed potatoes and [ bleep ]. happy thanksgiving, you [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: every meal i've ever had with my aunt chippie. you don't get that at the olive garden! i'll tell you that. today is cyber monday. i celebrated cyber monday the way i always do. at my desk, sending vaguely sexual messages to an amazon customer service chatbot. cyber monday, of course, is for those who lack the combat training to shop on black friday. kids have no idea how easy they have shopping now. not even ten years ago, if you wanted a new playstation, your mom had to go to kohl's in the middle of the night and fight another mother for it. americans spent an estimated

$9.8 billion online on friday alone. in the finance community, they call that a dingle-bezos. i was thinking, everybody is complaining about the price of gas, the price of milk. you forget, you can buy a 65-inch tv for $135 now. i buy them and use them as placemats. i give them out for halloween. to the kids. there were some good college rivalry games over the weekend including a shootout between tcu and oklahoma. they combined for 114 points despite a snoop dogg-style entrance. they turned up the smoke machine to 11, i think. and just like that, it went from a college football game to "all quiet on the western front." they were dumping gatorade on players just to revive them. i got a special thanksgiving message from -- i don't know if you saw this -- from of all people, marjorie taylor greene. the other night, i mentioned

that marge is taking a break from burning books to write one. and i guess she's a viewer, because she reached out on twitter. she wrote, "hey, since most of your show content is your nonstop lies about me, why don't you have me on your show? i'll bring you a copy of my book, and we can chat about what needs to happen to save america!" i guess i'm a hollywood libtard that's part of the celebrity pedophile satan club until she has a book to promote. then i'd love to swing by. [ cheers ] i want to remind you. this woman called the police on me for a joke, and now she wants to be a guest on the show. i have to admit. part of me wants to invite her here, so i can let her wait for an hour down in the green room doing power squats and then bump her, but even just to screw with matt damon, it would be fun. but i also don't want to get rabies. her book, by the way, i was interested in how her book was selling, so i looked on amazon. and this is real, it's ranked

number 9,846. it is ranked number 65 in the women's biography category, which puts it 50 places behind a book written by kanye's ex-girlfriend, 51 places behind michelle obama's book from 2018. [ cheers ] and 54 places behind michelle obama's other book. and 60 places behind paris hilton's "paris: the memoir." marjorie's book is such a bomb, i might have to report it to the capitol police. meanwhile, time is running out for future former congressman george santos. he is expected to be expelled from the house as early as tomorrow. they're skipping the vote and going straight to the heimlich to get rid of him. santos says that if he is removed from congress, he will "wear it like a badge of honor," right next to his medal of freedom and purple heart, but one thing he will not do is go quietly into the night. >> these people have one thing

that astonishes me every single day that i'm in their presence is they all act like they are on ivory towers with white pointy hats, and they're untouchable. i mean, within the ranks of the united states congress, there's felons galore. there's people with all sorts of sheisty backgrounds, and all of a sudden, george santos is the mary magdalene of the united states congress. we're all going to stone this [ bleep ] because it's just politically expedient, right? >> jimmy: yeah, right, also because of the whole stealing credit card numbers to pay for onlyfans detail. but, yeah, mary magdalene sounds better. and while it's always a shame when we lose a monologue subject as rich and wonderful as he is, you know who i'm going to miss even more when he's gone? this guy, his inexplicably happy sidekick, smiley mcbeardman with the sunglasses stapled to his head. i feel like we never really got a chance to know him. i'd for sure let him walk around with me if he wanted to.

i wonder -- yeah. [ applause ] what do you think george santos will do next? "real housewives" or "the masked singer?" first lady jill biden today made a big announcement. she revealed the annual white house holiday theme. >> this year's holiday theme, the magic, wonder, and joy of the season. >> jimmy: that's right. magic, wonder, and joy. it's weird, but it works. [ applause ] dr. biden shared some photos and they had a lot of volunteers decorating the white house, and it came out quite beautiful. in fact, if you zoom in, you will see not an elf on a shelf, but it's obama on the candelabra. the first lady also revealed the white house gingerbread house, and the attention to detail really is incredible. it's got gingerbread flags. they've got gingerbread window moldings.

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then trending this morning, hall is suing oates. >> say it isn't so. >> say it isn't so. >> say it isn't so. >> well, say it ain't so. >> hall and oates will always be together, right? no, no, not at all. apparently they can't go for that anymore. ♪ i can't go for that ♪ >> daryl said, "i can't go for that, no can do." >> i guess you could say they are out of touch. >> seems like private eyes are watching oates during solo tours. >> when they stopped making each other's dreams come true is unclear. >> the attorney is, like, your honor, my client alleges you're a rich girl, and you've gone too far. >> apparently they've lost that loving feeling. >> that loving feeling. who could resist. i'm sorry. >> jimmy: you show be sorry. there is nothing funny about this. i have to say, this has yacht-rocked my world. this news about hall & oates. i mean, first of all, i love hall & oates. i do. both of them. they are one of, if not the greatest duos of all-time.

right up there with batman and robin, peanut butter and jelly, macaroni and cheese. they are to popular music what cheech and chong are to bong hits in the back of a van, and i know they've broken up before. but there's a big difference between breaking up and filing a restraining order. nick cannon and mariah carey broke up. o.j. had a restraining order. okay? hall & oates, i mean, if the guy's onstage singing "you make-a my dreams come true" can't get along, what hope do any of us have? this is like finding out hootie ate all the blowfish. okay. so my hope -- no, not my hope, my prayer is that this is some kind of stunt to remind us of how much they mean to us, and we'll get upset, and they'll come back, and they announce they're going on some kind of a reconciliation tour, which i would 100% be at. but my guess is that it's not. my guess is that this conflict is real, and if it is real,

daryl, john, if you're watching this, please try to work this out. for the good of the kids, and if you need me to help, i am going to say, i would be honored to sit down with you both and talk this through, because otherwise i don't know how we recover from this. once every generation, god selects one insanely talented white man and sends him an adorable mustachioed sidekick that everyone loves. it's divine intervention. how do i know this? i'll tell you how i know it, because i live it. every single day. [ cheers ] with this little maneater right here. so, this is my offer, we'll have you on the show. we don't even have to have any other guests. we'll sit down, just the three of us. maybe you will work through this, and we will restore hall & oates, the entity, to its rightful place in the universe. [ applause ] >> jimmy: and if we don't, if we can't do this, then i guess we will just call it a wrap on civilization. we can work together.

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this week, we have new shows with some great guests including eddie murphy will be here. you've heard of him, right? jon hamm will be here. teyana taylor, carrie coon and sarah silverman, plus music from dwight yoakam. dogstar, which is that band keanu reeves is in. and mitch roland will be here too, so please join us for all of that fun. it wouldn't be the same without you. our first guest is an emmy-nominated actor you know and love as carmy the chef who can't open a freezer in "the bear." his new movie about a family of wrestlers is called "the iron claw." it opens in theaters december 22nd. please welcome jeremy allen white. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> all right. >> jimmy: you know what?

you look like -- we'll see when michael irvin comes out. you may have outstyled michael irvin tonight. >> do you think so? thank you, man. >> jimmy: i don't know. i haven't seen him yet. it's unlikely. >> i'm trying. thank you, guys. thank you. >> jimmy: i'm a big fan of your work on "the bear." >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're just great on that show. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: i love the show. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i love that whole world of restaurants and chefs. >> yeah, me too. >> jimmy: and seeing the inside of what's going on there. i was wondering. i actually think about you sometimes when i'm at a restaurant. >> yeah? >> jimmy: because when i go to a restaurant, there is sometimes a lot of pressure because maybe the chef will come out or whatever, and i can't imagine like what happens when you go out to eat? >> i mean, we're all really lucky. i think, you know, we get taken care of when we go out now. we don't have to order a lot off the menu. it's nice. folks will bring stuff out. they want us to try stuff, but i think sometimes we get a little too confident. like, in chicago, i feel like we're good anywhere. >> jimmy: right. >> we can walk in anywhere, it

should be fine, and i was with ayo who plays sydney on the show. >> jimmy: she is great. >> amazing. we're in chicago shooting the second season, and we go to this steakhouse, gibson's steakhouse, which is like a really famous steakhouse, really amazing, and we didn't have a reservation, and ayo and i go up to the host, and we're, like, hey, it's us. it's us. we're good, right? and they're like, sorry, do you have a reservation? no, no, no, but it's us. come on. it's an hour and a half wait. very good. we take a walk. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> appreciate the gibsons. >> jimmy: you got to poke your head in the kitchen because maybe the hostess might not know. >> it's true. >> jimmy: but those chefs all know you back there, and they're all yelling, yes, chef. and as far as thanksgiving, are you now expected to cook? >> yes. so i went to a friend's house this thanksgiving, and i prepared some stuffing, and i made some pie and stuff like that. >> jimmy: you did? >> yeah, which was all smooth and okay. >> jimmy: homemade? box? come on.

go through the whole thing. >> homemade, homemade. homemade all the way. [ applause ] >> jimmy: you toasted the bread, and you add the sausage. >> leave the bread out on the counter for a couple of days, let it get stale, but then i get there, and, you know, it's a big dinner. it's like 30. it's a big turkey, and they're, like, all right. who knows how to carve a turkey. and everybody is kind of winking at me like i'm going to do it. and i feel like i have to kind of appease everybody and make everybody happy. so i go up there, and i start carving. i should know how to do this. i went to culinary school. i learned how to break down a chicken. i know how to do this stuff, but the pressure and the moment. i'm in front of everybody, i'm cutting, i'm cutting, and i get too nervous. i can't do it. and somebody actually had to come in and save the chef. >> jimmy: oh, that's embarrassing. >> it was really, really, really embarrassing, yes. >> jimmy: one of the episodes that i particularly enjoyed this season was the christmas eve, because we do the feast of seven fishes at my house. >> sure. >> jimmy: and i run like the whole thing.

like, i most identified with jamie lee curtis' character. that's me, smoking and cursing and getting drunk during the meal. >> sure. someone has to. >> jimmy: especially with seafood, because everything has to come out exactly the right time. >> the timing. yes. >> jimmy: was that as chaotic to shoot as it was to watch? >> it was -- it was chaotic in the sense that i couldn't believe we got all of those amazing actors. >> jimmy: yeah, you had a lot. >> we had bob odenkirk and sarah paulson and jamie. it was just -- >> jimmy: john mulaney. >> john mulaney, who is amazing. so it was chaotic in the sense that, like, i feel like i was having a hard time getting into the scene because i was in awe of all of these people that i was such a big fan of, but, no, it was really amazing how i think everybody -- everybody knew their place. everybody kind of like understood the energy of the scene. like, it felt -- it felt simple in a sense, even though the final products didn't seem simple.

>> jimmy: is your family like that? is there a lot of yelling? >> no. >> jimmy: sometimes some negative energy there along with the positive? >> i mean, i think my family is more the type to just bury it, you know. it doesn't come out like that. we're not italian. >> jimmy: you are not italian. >> we are not italian, and i think we just bury it, bury it down. >> jimmy: quietly. you sit there quietly and eat. >> exactly. >> jimmy: like normal people. >> exactly. >> jimmy: yeah, it's sometime nice to have a couple of normal people at the table. >> sure, of course. >> jimmy: but then do you guys always bury it no matter what it is? like, if you guys have things? >> things come up. so my folks follow my every move. i don't have twitter or anything like that. i do have instagram. i try not to go on there. my folks follow me on twitter all the time. so they can kind of figure out anything i've ever said to anybody. >> jimmy: so when people post things about you, they see it. >> sure. >> janai: oh, great.

>> you know, i did a red carpet for the film for "iron claw" and i kind of black out on those things. i get so nervous. i don't know how to handle myself, and i say some dumb stuff. and i get a call the day before thanksgiving. my folks are, like, hey, what are you doing for thanksgiving? i'm going to michael and wendy's. i'm cooking this. what are you doing? well, we would be cooking, but we can't cook. what are you talking about? and they were like, well, we read that you said that your parents don't know how to cook. i was like, oh, my god, oh, my god, oh, my god. i must have just like in a flurry of interviews. so did you grow up in a household that people cooked? and i was like, no, my parents didn't really do that, and kept it moving. but the truth is, i know, mom, you're all about "the new york times" recipes. i know you're trying really hard. and they're good at so many other things. they're good at so many other things. [ applause ] they really, really are. i love you guys. >> jimmy: are they excited

you're nominated for an emmy? this is your first emmy. [ cheers ] >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: did they mention that? did they read that on twitter? >> that they don't mention. no, no. yes, they're very, very excited. >> jimmy: will you take them to the ceremony? >> i think so, yeah. i took my mom to the s.a.g. awards last year. i guess it was early this year in february. so i think i'm going to take my dad. >> jimmy: oh, all right. you have to split them up? >> i got to get everybody. annabelle is next, my sister, if we get invited to another awards ceremony show. >> jimmy: you don't want to be presumptuous, of course, and your parents behave themselves? >> they're lovely. they're great. i was going to the s.a.g. awards with my mom, and we were in the car, and i was really nervous. and i could sense my mom was so, so nervous. i was like, hey, what's going on? what is the worst? what are you so nervous about? well, what if i meet somebody i

really admire. that will probably happen. but, well, who will be like the one. and she is, like, i don't know. like cate blanchett. if i met cate blanchett, i feel like i would lose it. i'm sure we're not going to see cate blanchett. don't worry. we're in line to do the red carpet, and cate is six people ahead of us. i had done a film, "fingernails," that cate produced. we never met, but she produced the thing, makes eye contact with me, beelines it to my mother and my mother starts sobbing uncontrollably, for reasons i don't really understand. and so cate was really excited to me, but then really concerned for my mother. trying to fix it. and my mom was trying to explain that nothing is really wrong. it's just like your beauty and grace and presence that's making me sob. >> jimmy: maybe there is more yelling at the dinner table, she wouldn't be so emotional. >> exactly. exactly, exactly. it wouldn't have to come out with cate. >> jimmy: boiling. well, i saw your movie last night. it's real good. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's called "the iron

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♪ what you say about his company and what you say about society ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's solid. jeremy allen white in "the iron claw." it opens in theaters december 22nd. what is the name of that move? >> that is the iron claw. >> jimmy: that's the iron claw? i thought this was. >> oh, the move. the somersault there at the end? i don't know. dangerous is what it's called. my head was so close to the ground there. i didn't realize until i watched playback on the day just how precocious that -- >> jimmy: that's one of the things about wrestling. yes, okay, it's predetermined. but it doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you land like that. >> yes. >> jimmy: i did something like that. i went to wrestling camp, and they knocked the wind out of me. and i was just -- i didn't have any life in me at all. >> it's no joke. in the real professional wrestling, the plywood and the springs are right there, very little cushion.

there is like, you know, metal cable with very little cushion. and i was like we're making a movie. do we need to -- do we need to be doing it this way? we can use a little extra cushion is fine. and they're like, no, no, this is how it's done. i was, like, all right. and, yeah, it's painful. >> jimmy: sean durkin is the director of the film. this is somebody you've known for a while? >> for such a long time. one of the first movies i ever did is this movie called "after school." i did when i was 15. i was working in a casting office, in new york as a reader, and i got cast that sean produced when he was just 23 years old. antonio campos directed it. sean produced it, and so, yeah, i've kind of been trying to find my way back to sean for, i mean, ten years. >> jimmy: and then you're playing a wrestler. you don't look huge right now, but you look pretty huge in this movie. >> yeah, i tried. >> jimmy: you go up, you go down like that? >> look, i didn't know what i was doing.

i think i just -- i knew i had to eat more, and so i ate more. i knew i had to lift heavy things. so i lifted a lot of heavy things, and i knew you should try to stay away from -- like i like to run. i like to do jump rope in my everyday life. that makes me feel good. these guys didn't do a lot of that stuff. >> jimmy: no cardio. just getting big. zac efron is gigantic. >> he looks incredible, yeah. it's really something. >> jimmy: he could probably beat up some of the real wrestlers. i feel like. >> i feel like he could beat anybody up, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: when he is that big, does it kind of make you nervous? >> well, yes. >> jimmy: you're not going to -- >> yeah. i didn't want to stand near him during the movie, which was a problem, because we play brothers, and we need to stand close to one another. >> jimmy: that was a fun clip, obviously, but it's a very sad, tragic, and true story about the von erich family. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember them from the '80s. they were a big wrestling family, the dad and the kids. and what happened to them is like -- at the end of the movie,

you're, like, oh, yeah, all this stuff really happened. it's crazy. >> yeah. it's an unbelievable true story. it's -- i mean, it plays like a greek tragedy of sorts, the tragedy that follows this family around, the von erich family. but i think sean and myself and zac and harris, we really wanted to make a movie that also focused on that, like, love and camaraderie between the brothers. there is a lot of competition between them, but also a lot of caring. >> jimmy: i know there aren't many members of the family left for reasons that are explained in the movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and their true story. did any of the family see this movie? >> yeah, yeah. kevin von erich is still with us, and that's the character that zac plays, and kevin was with us in dallas when we screened the film for the first time. and carrie, my character's daughters were there. so it's the first time i met kevin and the first time i met carrie's daughters.

and they were so supportive. and they really want to get out in front of this film, and it meant the world, because i had never played a real person before, and their story is so sensitive, and we wanted to honor them and do their story justice. so the fact that they even wanted to share space with us after seeing the film meant a lot. >> jimmy: you have a beautiful head of hair in the film as well. >> oh, yes. >> jimmy: is that your real hair? >> 70% of it was real. i had extensions put in, which was a first, a first for me. >> jimmy: and? you enjoyed them? >> no, no, no, no. >> jimmy: can we look at that wrestling movement in slow motion one more time, because i would probably throw up. >> there we go, we're going down. oh, god, that was close. >> jimmy: i don't think i'd ever stop watching that on a loop. well, it's great to have you here. congratulations on all your many, many successes. the movie is called "the iron claw."

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>> jimmy: welcome back. music from jimmy fallon and meghan trainor is on the way. our next guest caught 750 passes and scored 65 touchdowns in his hall of fame career. he's a three-time super bowl champ with a new sports-based social media app called stunt. from the dallas cowboys, the nfl network, and fs1, please welcome michael irvin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: michael, i said to jeremy when he was here, he might be dressed nicer than michael irvin, and, no, he's

not, because you win, because you got the handkerchief there in the pocket. >> well, yeah, and the handkerchief matches my glasses. >> jimmy: oh, it does. >> can i give love to that fan that said that she was here. but that's good enough. i love it. thank you. >> jimmy: from dallas. i asked her -- >> i appreciate you. >> jimmy: i asked her who her favorite dallas cowboys player was. she said the one who's here tonight. >> yeah, that's right. cowboy fans, man. [ cheering ] we're like big kids. we like bebe kids. we multiply. we're everywhere. >> jimmy: well, you look great. it's like new year's eve every time i see you. and how are you? everything going well? >> you know, i love this dude right here. man, this dude right here. >> jimmy: you know i love having here. i especially love the stories you tell me off the air. those are my favorite ones. >> right. got so serious. we got to share these stories. we all go through all the same crazy stuff. >> jimmy: no, none of us went through any of the crazy stuff

you went through, and when i say went through, it sounds like it was somehow a negative when i know in reality you and that team had more fun than any group of human beings in the world ever, right? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, there is no way these guys playing right now, forget football and toughness and all that stuff. there is no way these guys had parties like you guys had. there is no chance. >> hey, i feel sorry for them, but i got mine. i got mine, thank god. you know what i'm saying. >> jimmy: weren't you like the head of -- you had a basketball team too, right? >> yep. the dallas hoopsters. i ran the dallas hoopsters. this was an off-season thing where we would all get together and go to these other cities and play charity basketball games that were so fun. >> jimmy: i can't believe jerry jones allowed this to happen. there is such a potential for injury, right? >> right. i don't think jerry knew a whole lot about it. >> jimmy: i see, okay. makes sense. >> i ran the hoopsters. you know what i mean? i thought it was a good chance for us to spend time.

>> jimmy: what do you mean running? what did you do as the leader of the hoopsters? >> i set all the appointments up. i made sure we had the whole hotel floor because there ain't no telling what goes on. so i wouldn't have any witnesses outside the players. you know what i mean. i had to set up all of those things. then set up all the evenings for the players, it was family and team bonding. that's how we won all the super bowls. >> jimmy: i see. you think that's what it was? >> that's what it was. that and the white house. stuff like that. >> jimmy: did you see that video of those players getting in -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: with the eagles fans. shaq lawson and jordan phillips, i think. yeah. now, when something like this happens, have you ever been in a situation like that? >> that's scary. first of all, you can't go up to the fans, to be honest with you. they got a right. they're going to do their thing,

and they're going to yell. they feel they pay you enough money. i've never gone up to the fans and messed with anybody. they paid their money. they got a right the say things, as long as they're not hitting you and touching you, you can't go up to them, but i have had some situations now. know what i'm saying? >> jimmy: like what? >> ha, ha! i think it was like one year we were playing the panthers in the playoffs, right? now, earlier that season, the commissioner had given me -- let's call it a five-game vacation. i ain't want it but he gave it. five-game vacation. and after i came back, we were getting ready to play carolina. this is a true story too in the playoffs. and before every game, i run and just touch everybody's sideline marker. to me that means i'm going get 100 yards. so as i'm coming down, i see these fans, group of fans, they knew i had gone through something earlier. they had these shirts on.

they all printed "michael irvin, role model." and i look up. appreciate it, appreciate it. and as soon as i did that, the other guy stood up and said "michael irvin, parole model." [ laughter ] you got to take it. i was like, that's pretty good right there. you just got to take it. >> jimmy: pretty funny. >> the only way you can get them back is let me go put this touchdown on you, but i thought all right, dude. >> jimmy: this guy ceedee lamb is having some season for the cowboys. >> yeah, he is. >> jimmy: they're saying he is on pace, which you know, being on pace and actually doing it are two different things. but to break some of your single season records with the cowboys. >> right, and i love it. >> jimmy: and he wears your number. oh, you do love it? >> i love it. people always ask me this stuff. i tell them, let me crack your cranium and fertilize your brain. >> jimmy: okay, go ahead. >> let me help you out. >> jimmy: please do. >> why would i want my number retired? when you retire a number, oh,

they put it in the rafters. and as soon as you leave town, lost michael today, back to the game. that's it. that's all you get. the only time you get your flowers. with ceedee lamb wearing number 88, every sunday he step on the football field. when he misses a ball, they say, mike irvin wouldn't have dropped that. [ applause ] no, no. hey, if he catches the ball, they said, looked like mike irvin. so no matter what, i get my flowers every sunday. i don't understand why everybody don't do this, or see it my way. i get flowers. you're talking about it. >> jimmy: a very healthy way of looking at it, yeah. >> right, right, right. i want my flowers while i'm living. you know what i mean? >> jimmy: you know, obviously, you're a cowboys fan because you played with the franchise, and you're part of their history, but one of the things i admire

about you is that you never let that love of the team get in your way. >> doing my job. >> jimmy: of a broadcast professional. >> i don't need to say anything! but -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, wait. sometimes you do. [ laughter ] >> hey, that's so funny there. there's nothing like being at the games, though, and people just -- people go crazy. >> jimmy: and you're one of them. >> i love it too. i'm right up in there with them. i am right up there. >> jimmy: tell me about this app that you have. it's a sports app? >> yeah. it's stunt. it's stunt. you go to the app store, download the stunt. now, this is about -- because you know social media is so big, right, and with all of my, let's call history, i like to go on -- and talk sports. they're always bringing in other things when you talk sports. they're trying to drag me over. i say, can we get back to

talking sport, you know, and then the next thing you know, they got you dragged over into politics. just because i like this player, doesn't mean i like -- can we please get back to talking sports? and that's what -- >> jimmy: only sports. >> we talking sports. >> jimmy: if you're not talking about sports, they will remove your comments? >> we don't want no -- leave all that over -- bring us some sports. >> jimmy: and that's it. >> real sports stuff. [ cheers ] and sports the way we do sports. let me tell you what i think is so great about sports. it's what we pull up out of them, what we pull up out of sports to help us with everyday life, and everybody can do what i do. everybody has thoughts about sports, and they want to share them. so, the stunt gives you that opportunity to share. >> jimmy: i see. there is no dating on the site, right? it's not for horny like single dallas cowboy fans or anything like that? >> well, you know what? [ laughter ] no, no, no. it's no secret. there is a lot of places i could have gone with that one, but i

would probably lose my jobs. my jobs, all of them. >> jimmy: you played a role in bringing jerry jones and jimmy johnson together after they -- these guys were great friends at one time. they split apart. egos got in the way. and you played a role in bringing them together, yes? >> well, we all tried, tried to play a role. now, jerry is jerry, and, you know, with that kind of money, you make your own decision. but keep pushing at it and pushing at it. we've been pushing at it for years to get jimmy in the ring of honor where he belongs, and jerry finally gave him that opportunity and put him in his rightful place december 30th, in the ring of honor, and let me tell you, this means everything to me. you guys, i'm serious. jimmy, jimmy is the world to me. and i told you -- remember last time i came i told you about the fight i got into the first day here on the training table and got in a fight,

and jimmy didn't send me home. i've always loved jimmy. i thought he was going to send me right back to the ghetto that day, and he didn't. and because he didn't, i got millions of dollars. >> jimmy: now, michael, what i'm wondering given your experience with this, what would you say to hall & oates right now? what would michael irvin say to daryl hall and john oates? go ahead. they're probably going to watch this. >> well, listen, let me tell you something. i would tell them that friendship is unique and important, you know. you cannot allow anything, anything to come between great friendship. i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: i think that's a pretty good -- >> i don't know what else to tell them. >> jimmy: michael irvin, his app is called stunt. you can download it now. thank you, michael. we'll be right back with jimmy fallon and meghan trainor. ♪

how are you doing between practices? i feel pretty good. surrounding myself with a great team. de'aaron we're going to take a quick look at your knee with ultrasound. everything is looking great. but not just for me. for them. it's great to see you again man.

thanks jb. for all that is me, for all that is you, kaiser permanente. >> jimmy: thanks to jeremy allen white and michael irvin. apologize to matt damon. ran out of time. "nightline" is next. it is now officially the holidays.

here with the song, "wrap me up," jimmy fallon and meghan trainor. ♪ it's christmas time my dear and we said no gifts this year ♪ ♪ i got one question if you'd let me, what did you get me ♪ ♪ is it a tie no, an ugly sweater nuh-uh ♪ ♪ matching pajamas no so something better uh-huh ♪ ♪ is it boujee like gucci no ♪ ♪ man, i thought i had it ♪ ♪ no, baby, you're lookin' at it come on, wrap me up ♪ ♪ in your arms this christmas wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ you don't need a wishlist wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ it's like christmas magic wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ i'm the whole damn package i'll go get the ribbons ♪ ♪ wrap me up, wrap me up ♪ ♪ honey, you don't get it wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ you already have it wrap me up wrap me up i see where you're going ♪ ♪ i'm the whole damn package come on and wrap me up wrap me up, baby, uh-huh ♪ ♪ come on and wrap me up, wrap me up, baby, uh-huh, baby ♪ ♪ give me the nice list i know

you've been waiting, uh-huh ♪ ♪ yeah, i'm a nice gift and i know how to shake it ♪ ♪ we're deckin' halls cause santa's coming christmas eve ♪ ♪ big shiny balls, all up on that christmas tree ♪ ♪ eggnog in my cup, got them carols turning way up ♪ ♪ and i don't need much but what you'd get me, come on ♪ ♪ is it a drone, no a new razor, nuh-uh ♪ ♪ is it a fancy manscaper with the laser, huh-uh ♪ ♪ a maserati bugatti, no ♪ ♪ man, i thought i had it ♪ ♪ oh, no, baby you're looking at it, i'm getting close though ♪ ♪ come on, wrap me up wrap me up in your arms this christmas wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ you don't need a wish list wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ it's like christmas magic wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ i'm the whole damn package come on, wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ i'll go get the ribbons ♪ ♪ wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ honey, you don't get it wrap me up wrap me up ♪ ♪ it's like christmas magic ♪ ♪ i'm the whole damn package ♪ ♪ come on and wrap me up wrap me up, baby, uh-huh ♪

♪ come on and wrap me up wrap me up, baby, whoa ♪ ♪ give me the nice list i know you've been waiting, uh-huh ♪ ♪ yeah, i'm a nice gift and i know how to shake it ♪ ♪ i wanna wrap you up hey, wrap you up, baby ♪ ♪ i wanna wrap you up come on and wrap me up wrap you up, baby whoa ♪ ♪ i make the nice list and you know how to wait, yeah ♪ ♪ yeah, you're a nice gift and you know how to shake it ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> whoo! come on, meghan trainor! >> jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, "rockstar." country legend dolly parton teaming up with rock royalty on a new album from "let it be" from p