news that matters to you. download our abc seven bay area streaming app. join us and start watching. >> all right. and thank you for watching tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel. casey pratt, all of us. we appreciate your time right now. on jimmy kimmel jon hamm. >> have a great night everyone. previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- jon hamm, carrie coon, and music from dogstar. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: that's very nice. hi, there. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on a special day today, a day that -- since 2012, today has been known as "giving tuesday." giving tuesday is the sober friend who drives you home after a three-day bender with those dirtbags cyber monday and black friday. [ laughter ] i think the rule should be that on giving tuesday you have to give a charity the dumbest thing you bought on cyber monday. [ laughter ] "here you go, unicef, it's an air fryer with bluetooth!" [ laughter ] american shoppers spent a record $38 billion online over the

holiday weekend. and we also donated the lowest percentage of our incomes to charity in almost 30 years. [ laughter ] look at this chart. look at it. the minute trump became president in 2017, it was like "we'd better hang on to our money." [ laughter ] but we are buying up crap like never before. cyber monday is annoying because at the stroke of midnight, every company you ever ordered anything from all suddenly email you at exactly the same time. petsmart, etsy, spectrum, ebay, adobe, chewy.com. which i use as a reminder to go down the list, open each one, scroll down and find that magic button at the bottom that says "unsubscribe." and then i say "goodbye, dave. goodbye buster." [ applause ] goodbye, tushy. goodbye, nuts.com. [ laughter ] and i get the same feeling i get when i clean out the garage. without having to clean out the garage. it's great. [ laughter ]

the u.s. forest service has an idea for how to save money this holiday season. it's by going to the forest and chopping down a tree. for christmas. they actually want you to do this. apparently it's good for the forest. and it's cheap. it only costs $5 to $10 for a permit, whatever the gas costs to get up there and back, plus a $450 deductible for your visit to the emergency room when you cut off your thumb. [ laughter ] here's a good idea, let's give dad a reason to use his chainsaw. [ laughter ] that he's had in the garage 35 years. i don't know about you, but i like to get my christmas trees the same way the mypillow guy got his crack. [ laughter ] i like to hand $200 in cash to a man in the parking lot of an abandoned circuit city. [ laughter ] as jesus intended. [ cheers and applause ] in new york, you don't have to go to a lot, you can buy a christmas tree right off the street. they line them up. but not everyone strolling by is impressed by this. >> this is why i hate new york. it's christmastime.

look, you'd think, yeah, buddy, christmas trees, going to be amazing prices. no. that little-ass tree, this little-ass tree right here cost $200. let's go to the big joints. this big [ bleep ] right here, $375. this little tree right here is $150. what am i doing with that? these wreaths right here, see them up there? those are 100 bucks. [ bleep ] flimsy. this is why i hate new york. i hate christmas. bah humbug. i'm going to be a grinch, [ bleep ] you all, kiss my ass, this some [ bleep ] right here, bro. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and don't get him started on the price of ornaments. this video, someone should make it into a christmas song. >> i'm not paying $300, bro. you know how much xboxes and uggs and apple watches and ipods and ipads and [ bleep ] like that cost? $500 for a tree? kiss my ass. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: merry kiss my ass! get this guy a movie on the hallmark channel.

in washington, the swamp has begun to drain itself. nearly 40 members of congress have announced plans to retire at the end of their terms. which is very unusual. some members are retiring because the house and the senate have become gridlocked by partisanship. but most of them just want to get away from lauren boebert and ted cruz. [ laughter ] one senator, who does not plan to go, is chuck grassley from iowa. he's 89 and is already planning to run for re-election in 2028. when he would be 95! [ laughter ] i mean, look at that mean old grass-hole, he ain't going nowhere! [ laughter and applause ] >> the unfortunate secret about being a congressman people don't know, you spend most of your time calling and begging for money. you're basically a telemarketer who occasionally gets to decide if we send funding to ukraine. [ laughter ] hunter biden may be headed to congress. hunter says he's willing to testify before the house

oversight committee, but only if it is televised. he wants to do it in public, preferably nude, in a hot tub. [ laughter ] smoking an unfiltered cigarette. with a hooker. [ laughter ] his legal team wants him to testify in the open, but republicans dont want that. they don't want it on tv. they're like, "if we dont do this behind closed doors, then how are we supposed to make stuff up?" [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] it's something else. the chair of the oversight committee -- james comer who runs the oversight committee says, hunter biden is trying to play by his own rules instead of following the rules required of everyone else. "that won't stand with house republicans." which of course, is hilarious. for various reasons. especially from james comer, who went after joe biden for giving his brother a $200,000 loan, and then it turned out he did the same thing for his own brother. it's really amazing. even though we've seen no evidence, and they've seen no evidence, hunter and the laptop will not go away. joe biden could become the first president to get impeached because his son didn't have

apple care. [ laughter ] [ applause ] but nowadays, you can't give your opponents an inch. and these guys are so desperate to smear joe biden they are literally grasping at straws. >> dailymail.com caught biden sucking on what looks like a milkshake through a straw. could be a smoothie. looked like chocolate to me. advice for grown men, if you want to enjoy a milkshake or anything with a straw, please do it in private. it's not a good look. men should never suck anything through a straw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? is that a thing now? [ applause ] anyone feel like jesse might be going through some kind of an identity crisis? [ laughter ] real men dump their milkshakes all over their nipples! they don't need straws! [ laughter ] oh, oh no! oh my gosh. [ applause ] whoa, jesse, you'd better

apologize to president tastee freeze right now! [ laughter ] i don't know if you turn fox news on but everything is joe biden's fault. he's even getting his money-grubbing hands into our ground beef! >> a medium bottle of ketchup, $6. hamburger, which is a staple, a protein, $6 a pound. here's the thing. and i know the white house is very concerned about the price of things. joe biden will not be re-elected president if hamburger is $6 a pound. america cannot survive on $6 hamburger, period. >> here's why, play it down the pike. it's not just hamburger. it also hurts hamburger helper. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great point, really good point. [ applause ] you know, it hurts so many. hamburger helper. when donald trump was president, "hamburger helper" was an official white house position! [ laughter ] we got a fascinating look into what went down between trump and

former vice poodle mike pence on january 6th. [ laughter ] the special counsel has been conducting their investigation by the book, specifically, the book mike pence wrote. >> there are new details emerging about former vice president mike pence's conversations with special counsel jack smith. where pence was questioned about personal notes he took after meetings with then president trump and one line of questioning had to do with the placement of a comma in a quote from pence's book. pence wrote that he told trump on christmas day, 2020, quote, you know, comma, i don't think i have the authority to change the outcome of the election on january 6th. that comma, that's key. abc news reporting pence told prosecutors it should never have been placed there, that it was supposed to be an admonishment. >> jimmy: yes, he was supposed to be, "you know i don't think i have the authority." instead it looked like, "you know, i don't --" [ laughter ] only mike pence could get caught up in a controversy about a

comma. [ applause ] donald trump's out there banging porn stars, throwing bottles of ketchup at the wall. mike pence is giving sworn testimony about a typographical error. a comma. though to be fair, commas aren't really -- he's more of a colon guy. [ laughter ] he had his head up trump's for almost four years. [ laughter and applause ] but commas are important. commas can make quite a difference. for instance, if you add a comma to "hang mike pence" it becomes "hang, mike pence." [ laughter ] pull up a cushion and chill out. our show, for those who've not been here in person, is located in the heart of hollywood. we are right down the street from the world-famous hollywood bowl. which is a great concert venue. they have a lot of variety. there's classical music. this month alone, kiss played the bowl, followed by mariah carey. so we positioned ourselves outside the venue for both shows to conduct what we call "the poll at the bowl." here's how it works. we are going to show you a fan, on concertgoer. you have to guess whether

they're there to see kiss or mariah carey. okay? here we go. >> i'm jose, i'm from san francisco, the other city. >> who are you here to see, kiss or mariah carey? >> jimmy: is jose there to see mariah carey or kiss? what do you think? unanimous? kiss? all right. >> mariah carey, the goat. >> really? i would have pegged you for a kiss fan. >> definitely not. >> no, you're mariah all the way. >> mariah all the way. >> what's your favorite mariah song? >> "underneath the stars" or "breakdown." >> what's your favorite kiss song? >> shoot. next question. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: jose does not want to rock and roll all night. okay, you get it? let's go back to the street. >> rosalind from brisbane, australia. >> who are you here to see, mariah carey or kiss? >> jimmy: okay, an australian. did rosalind come all the way here to see kiss or mariah carey? you say kiss? let's hear what she says. >> kiss.

>> not mariah carey? >> definitely not. >> you came from brisbane just to see kiss? >> just to see kiss. >> how far would you travel to see mariah carey? >> i wouldn't. >> jimmy: probably wouldn't travel to see you, either. next up? >> i'm alison, i'm from california. >> and who are you here to see tonight, kiss or mariah carey? >> jimmy: all right, alison? we're split. before you get too excited, there's no prize. [ laughter ] >> mariah carey. >> do you know who kiss is? >> no. >> i'm going to show you. this is kiss. wouldn't you want to see them instead? >> no. [ laughter ] >> who wears more makeup, do you think? kiss or mariah carey? >> mariah carey. >> jimmy: kiss, they don't have to wear makeup anymore, that's just their skin now after 58 years. [ laughter ] our next music lover is?

>> i'm giovanni from pomona, california, and i'm [ bleep ] -- >> who are you here to see tonight, kiss or mariah carey? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, this could be a shocker, right? >> is mariah carey on the [ bleep ] bill? >> she might be, wouldn't that be awesome? >> no, [ bleep ]. it wouldn't be -- no, hell no. [ bleep ]. mariah carey? i'm here for kiss. >> what if she sang the christmas song? >> no, you can't -- [ bleep ], no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who says there are no good guys to date out there anymore? we have one more. >> my name's andrew, i'm from l.a. >> andrew, who are you here to see tonight? kiss or mariah carey? >> jimmy: oh, this is tough. we are split again. let's find out. is andrew at the bowl to see mariah carey or kiss? >> i'm here to see mariah. >> no, you're not. >> yeah. >> do you know any songs of hers?

>> the one that's coming to mind is "touch my body." >> "touch my body"? is that a real song? >> i know that's a real song because -- my first time masturbating as a kid was to that video. [ laughter ] now i'm here to mariah carey show with my mom. [ moans and applause ] that's an interesting full circle. >> jimmy: yeah. hopefully you can wait until you get home. resist yourself on the drive home. thank you, andrew. you have a lucky mom. [ laughter ] we have a very good show for you tonight. carrie coon is here. we've got music from dogstar. and we'll be right back with jon hamm. and we'll be right back with jon hamm. so stick around! some people just know that's not gonna fit. those are the people who know to choose allstate. that's not gonna fit. what's that? you need another four inches?

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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, a terrific actress you know from the show "the gilded age" on hbo and max. carrie coon is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, together after a long hiatus, this is the latest album, "somewhere between the power lines and palm trees." bret domrose, rob mailhouse and keanu reeves. music from dogstar. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by teyana taylor. we'll have music from mitch roland. and eddie murphy will be with us tomorrow night. you hear that, guillermo? eddie murphy will be with us. >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: you know who that is? >> guillermo: i love eddie murphy. >> jimmy: what's your favorite eddie murphy? go ahead. >> guillermo: beverly hills cop. >> jimmy: that is one, yes. >> guillermo: "coming to america." >> jimmy: oh, all right. wow, you're a real wikipedia all of a sudden. [ applause ]

all right, our first guest tonight is a very talented man who plays a legitimately mad man, the psychotic and murderous sheriff roy tillman in season 5 of "fargo." >> well, agent, i think you'll find that there is no one on god's green earth who is a greater enforcer of the laws of this land than roy tillman. >> why do i feel like there's a "but" here? >> but what you need to know is that i am the law of the land. elected by residents of this county to interpret and enforce the constitution given unto us by almighty god. >> uh-huh. freedom. >> amen. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: new episodes of "fargo" air tuesday nights on fx and the following day on hulu. please welcome jon hamm. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: how are you? >> hey, buddy. hi! >> jimmy: hi, how's it going? [ cheers and applause ] there's some full painters here, be careful. how are you? good to see you. >> thank you, it's good to be seen. >> jimmy: i have to tell you -- you know, i texted you when it happened, how excited i was that you were going to be a part of -- i love "fargo." >> me too. i was just as excited when they said, do you want to be on "fargo"? i'm like," yes, i do, tell me where." >> jimmy: was it as simple as that? did you know what you were getting into? >> i showed up to fargo, north dakota, they're like, "we don't shoot here." oh, should probably find that out first. >> jimmy: you're in canada? >> beautiful calgary, alberta. [ applause ] when i say beautiful, i mean freezing cold. >> jimmy: yeah that's one of the things about fargo. you shoot it when it's cold, that's how it goes. >> yeah, yeah. i don't remember -- you know,

because in celsius, zero is freezing. >> jimmy: i know, it's much colder in celsius. [ laughter ] >> well, zero in our thing is really cold. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> zero is normal there. then it gets down to minus 30. and you go, this is not safe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then you have to be naked. which i'm not sure -- did you know that was going to be the case? >> i thought i had a rider in my contract. naked's fine. cold naked is not great. [ laughter ] i'm more of a warm -- >> jimmy: warm naked? >> yeah, warm naked. >> jimmy: i've always said that about you, he's kind of a warm naked guy, yeah. [ laughter ] that's a great scene. that is a really fantastic scene. i feel like we need to see -- >> there might be a little more. >> jimmy: the rest of the scene, yeah. >> does my discussing matters of state in moist repose bother you?

>> jesus. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: it's a classic scene, it's an instant classic is what it is. [ laughter ] it tells you all you need to know. >> i didn't know my butt looked like that with all the pixels, that's weird. wow, it really is pixelated. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now, when your costars -- we saw the back. what are the actors in the front seeing at that time? >> the glory of god's creation, really. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, that and a flesh-colored sock that is cinched around. it's not pleasant. >> jimmy: what do they call that thing? there's a name for it. >> they call it a [ bleep ] sock, jimmy. [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: that's not actually what i was going for, but i think there's -- and that is something that you affix

yourself? or there is a [ bleep ] sock handler? [ laughter ] >> if there is, i did not use them. >> jimmy: didn't have one, yeah. >> i was hands-on for that one. >> jimmy: you tied it on yourself. >> going on 52 years of experience with that. >> jimmy: you know how to do it, yeah. >> i'm real good. >> jimmy: how tight does that get cinched up? >> tight enough so it ain't going anywhere. >> jimmy: you had two nipple rings in that scene as well. >> i sure did. >> jimmy: were those real? >> oh, no. well, they were real nipple rings pierced through a fake nipple, if that makes any sense. >> jimmy: you were wearing fake nipples? >> yes, i was. [ laughter ] there is a prosthetic department that was put -- there you go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> magic doesn't happen by itself, jimmy. there's a -- that guy's whole job was making nipples. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he went to college for -- >> people at gerber, then this guy, that make nipples. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

>> jimmy: "what'd you do today, honey?" >> "a couple of hamm nipples, it was a great day." >> jimmy: quadruple nipples? >> first time in my life i had four nipples. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, it would come in handy if you have twins or something like that, you can really pitch in. >> i kind of want them to do like that, get a whole thing going. but they said no. >> jimmy: yeah, maybe a sci-fi -- >> that's a different show. >> jimmy: doing "alien." maybe something like that. >> they could do that. >> jimmy: by the way, congratulations. i've said this to you in person. i have to give you an official television congratulations on getting married. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: your beautiful wife anna, who seems very nice, very sweet. >> thank you for your lovely gift. it only took me half a century, but i figured i might as well get it right, there we go. very exciting. we did it this summer in beautiful big sur. it was the perfect day. it was very sparsely attended on

our -- you know, by our decision. it was small. and man, it was great. >> jimmy: you met in the same way i met my wife, at work. >> at work. >> jimmy: you met on the last episode of "mad men"? >> we did. >> jimmy: that was shot -- >> at the same place we ended up getting married. full-circle moment. >> jimmy: yeah, for sure. [ cheers and applause ] >> came all the way around. >> jimmy: i don't know why, but the first thing i wonder when i hear a story like that is, did they give you a -- >> discount? >> jimmy: discount, yeah. [ laughter ] >> yes. >> jimmy: they did, okay, good. they should give you a discount. >> yeah, it was great. it had changed hands since the time. this was about nine years ago. so it changed hands. still a beautiful piece of property right on the pacific ocean. we got married on a cliff. and we chose to walk the correct way after we got married. >> jimmy: yeah. >> tall john was the officiant. >> jimmy: our mutual friend tall john. >> my wife is about 6 feet tall, i'm a little over 6 feet tall, we needed somebody tall. >> jimmy: tall john is 6'7", i think. >> i think closer to 6'10".

we made him stand closer to the cliff. [ laughter ] close enough to make sure he wasn't going to do anything crazy. >> jimmy: you had your first thanksgiving as husband and wife? >> yes, fortunately not my first time. i'm in charge of the turkeys. we had two. we had 15 people at our house. >> jimmy: how many pounds? >> one was 18, one was 16. >> jimmy: when you went back and added it up, did you realize you made a pound of turkey for each person there. [ laughter ] >> here's why i love my wife. we got the turkeys. pulling them out, wrestling them into the brine. "i don't think we have enough turkey." i was like, "we have plenty of turkey, well over 36 pounds of turkey." whatever it is. we had plenty. leftovers, sandwiches, soup, it was great. >> jimmy: you have to have the leftovers. >> it's my favorite. i'm sure it's probably your favorite too. it's my favorite holiday because there's so much good food. >> jimmy: you guys eat ham or is that weird? >> we don't do ham. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah sure. all right.

we're going to take a break. [ laughter and applause ] i have something special i want to run by you. >> i'm excited to hear about it. >> jimmy: jon hamm is here. "fargo" is his show. watch on it fx. "fargo" is his show. watch on it fx. we'll be right back. and more vets are deciding d, it's time for a fresh approach to pet food. they're quitting the kibble. and kicking the cans. and feeding their dogs dog food that's actually well, food. developed with vets. made from real meat and veggies. portioned for your dog. and delivered right to your door. it's smarter, healthier pet food. get 50% off your first box at thefarmersdog.com/realfood

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: we're back with jon hamm. the star of "fargo" which you can see on fx, the next day on hulu. jon, i'm seeing what you're wearing. i'm reminded the last time you were here, which was 2019. >> yes. >> jimmy: which was a long time ago. >> seems like a whole world ago.

>> jimmy: we had a whole pandemic in the middle of that. >> a pandemic. >> jimmy: you were wearing a blue suit because your beloved st. louis blues were in i think the conference finals? >> yes, they were. >> jimmy: they went on -- >> they went on to win the whole thing. they did. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that was a big thing for you. >> big-time. >> jimmy: did they thank you for that? >> did they thank me. not specifically. "we couldn't have done it without hamm." but they probably couldn't have. >> jimmy: most probably couldn't have. >> exactly. >> jimmy: now you're wearing the blue suit again. do you know the guys who get to know the players? >> i do. i know quite a few of them. obviously, guys get graded, they retire. sports happens. but the best thing was some of the guys i know were still in the team. they were in l.a., they played the kings and ducks. they had a long weekend. "if you're in town, come to the rookie dinner, we're taking the rookies out." i got to go to the rookie dinner. >> jimmy: you did?

>> yeah, the rookies are in tutus and cowboy hats and they have to sing a song and everything. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you speak? >> i just said thank you. [ laughter ] what i should have said was, "you're welcome." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sure. [ applause ] i have a favor to ask of you. >> yes. >> jimmy: i hope you don't mind me asking this. but we have a gentleman in the audience tonight who is selling his vehicle on craigslist. >> oh-oh. >> jimmy: now, he is -- his name's rich. and rich, what kind of car do you have? >> it's a 2004 olds alero. >> jimmy: how much do you want for that car? >> 2,000 dollars american. >> jimmy: 2,000 dollars u.s., make that clear to my hockey players here. [ laughter ] let's put the ad -- that is the posting. 2004 oldsmobile. there's some spelling problems here. >> it is an old mobile, to be fair. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're right. arero? i think you meant alero.

it's $2,000. jon, you've done many voice-overs for high-end vehicles, automobiles -- >> i think we can do better on a lot of levels than that ad. not only proofreading. >> jimmy: what we've done is come up with a script for the car. it's been approved by rich. and would you mind voicing it over? >> i would love to. >> jimmy: that would be great. [ cheers ] here we go. >> what is fortitude? the strength to overcome adversity. the tenacity to never quit. and the resilience to keep moving forward, no matter the odds. experience the indomitable sp 2004 oldsmobile alero. [ laughter ] a peerless reminder of excellence. a car so ahead of its time, the

entire oldsmobile brand folded the year after it was produced. [ laughter ] with a 4-cylinder, 2.2 liter engine, lovingly driven for more than 150,000 miles, nothing can stop it. not even the eucalyptus tree that fell on it earlier this year. [ laughter ] the cracked front window is artfully spider-webbed. the roof bowed in an elegant arc. and the rear window? gone. [ laughter ] because who needs to look back when the road ahead is so wide open? rich borowy's 2004 oldsmobile alero, priced at only $2,000. american. visit craigslist for details. [ laughter ] >> it makes a great christmas gift. [ cheers and applause ] >> what do you think?

there's another "you're welcome." >> jimmy: rich, are you on tinder or anything? anything else jon can help you with? >> not yet, give me time. >> fair enough. >> jimmy: thank you so much. jon hamm, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] season 5 of "fargo" tuesdays at 10:00 on fx, the following day on hulu. we'll be back with carrie coon. yeah,we love our house, but the cost of home ownership has been a struggle. with utility prices rising and... [ sad violin playing ] sweetie, can you practice that somewhere else? anyway, like i was saying, it's getting harder [ somber music playing ] and harder to make ends meet and... hon, do you mind? well, on the bright side, new customers [ angelic choir singing ] who bundle and save with progressive save over 20 percent on average. sorry, we let them practice here on thursdays! sounding good, friends! new emergen-c crystals pop and fizz when you throw them back.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, all right! music from dogstar is on the way. our next guest you know from "the avengers," "leftovers," "ghostbusters" and "gone girl" too. now she's living in the past on the new season of "the gilded age." new episodes come out sundays on hbo and max. please welcome carrie coon. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, carrie, how are you? >> hi.

do you make them do this? >> jimmy: no, no, they do it willingly of their own volition, yeah, yeah. it's great to see you. >> you, too. >> jimmy: you were on "fargo." you were great on "fargo." [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, it was a great season. >> jimmy: that was a great season. >> yeah, it was. >> jimmy: was that fun to do? >> oh, it was magnificent to do. the best actors. >> jimmy: were you up in calgary shooting? >> in calgary for that and "ghostbusters." spent a lot of time in calgary. [ cheers ] great library. >> jimmy: i was thinking about you. you are -- i mean, really, i think you're a great, great actor. >> thanks. >> jimmy: you are in great shows. like, you must have some sense of what the shows are beforehand. >> i've good taste. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "the leftovers" is one of the great shows ever. >> yes. >> jimmy: "the gilded age." you've got this going on now. you've got "fargo" as i mentioned before. how is that? are you just really good at picking them? >> yes, i have really good taste. my husband's a snob. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, your husband.

>> i mean, the writing is the most important thing. >> jimmy: your husband, tracy, gets in there, he reads it. >> he does. >> jimmy: decides whether -- >> he's like, "no, you're not doing this." >> jimmy: really? >> we talk about everything. >> jimmy: would you ever do something terrible? like leap into -- you play, like, an interior decorator on "fuller house," for instance. [ laughter ] >> look, sometimes a girl needs a job. [ laughter ] i got two kids. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you'd be open to that? >> sure. but i like to quoep my imdb really solid, if i can. >> jimmy: how old are your children? >> 5 and 2. >> jimmy: oh, 5 and 2. >> yeah, a lot. >> jimmy: what are they? >> andrew: boy and a girl. >> a boy and a girl. a 5-year-old boy. did they -- are they excited about the holidays? are they getting crazy? are they getting ready? >> they kind of don't really understand what christmas is all about yet. >> jimmy: really? >> they know they get stuff. thanksgiving, they don't eat, really, anything. [ laughter ] they're so picky. we just made chicken and green beans. >> jimmy: chicken for thanksgiving? >> i'm not going to make turkey, they're not going to eat it. they barely eat the chicken. all they eat is hawaiian rolls.

[ cheers ] they're delicious. >> jimmy: nothing against king's hawaiian rolls, quite delicious. >> yes. >> jimmy: i made -- i buy -- my daughter, who's 9 years old, this morning i had to make hawaiian roll grilled cheese sandwiches for her lunch. >> oh, no. >> jimmy: i have to put them in a little hot bag -- >> tracy, turn off the tv! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: to keep them warm. and it's all -- she will not -- there are only five things she will eat. >> yeah. >> jimmy: hawaiian rolls are one of them. >> yes. >> jimmy: she's not even hawaiian. [ laughter ] she's only been to hawaii one time. >> my kids don't even know there is a hawaii. we should have a contest and see how many rolls our children can eat. >> jimmy: yeah. >> in one sitting. my son's made of hawaiian rolls. also, why do we cook them the things they want? when i was little, my parents weren't making these special dinners. >> jimmy: you're right. >> they put it in front of you and you ate it.

[ cheers and applause ] why are we doing this? i mean, granted, in the midwest a vegetable is a sliced tomato or applesauce. no offense, dad. he also made really good cream to frozen vegetables. thank you, dad. if we all stop doing it -- >> jimmy: we won't stop doing it, i don't know why. >> we want them to eat? >> jimmy: we want them to eat, and we know you have to starve them out. [ laughter ] >> my son's pants are already falling down, i don't know what else to do. >> jimmy: my son, there's no pair of pants that will stay on his body. he's so skinny. he will not eat. they just don't -- like i have to -- i'm not going to -- i do yell at them, yes. >> force feed them foie gras. >> jimmy: i have to force them to eat pizza. >> my daughter rejected pizza the other day. okay, great, now what are we going to do? hawaiian roll pizza. during my son's swimming lesson the instructor spent the whole time looking at me like this and lifting his swimsuit over his butt because it kept falling down. >> jimmy: slip a couple of hawaiian rolls in there.

maybe it will stay up. >> yeah, fill it in. >> jimmy: you don't have any answer for this. i know what they say to do. put the food on the table. >> that's right. >> jimmy: even if they don't eat it. put it out there. >> yep. >> jimmy: then you take it away, whatever -- >> you keep exposing it to them. >> jimmy: it's so wasteful. i know my daughter, 100 years could go by and she will never, ever, ever touch so much as a boiled egg. >> michelle obama tried to get her to eat a vegetable. >> jimmy: that's right. >> my son gags with trace amounts of broccoli, he gags. make sure there's enough hawaiian rolls to fill up and they won't wake up hungry. >> jimmy: i guess that's the way to do go. my pediatrician said hawaiian rolls are basically a doughnut. [ laughter ] >> yeah, they're delicious. >> jimmy: they have the same nutritional value as a krispy kreme. >> thank god for them. they made my holiday much smoother.

>> jimmy: your show "the gilded age," it's set in what, the 18 -- >> 1880s. the gilded age. there's fungible ideas about what the dates are. 1880s. >> jimmy: played a little loose with it dates. the fact of the matter was, it was a time -- correct me if i have any of this wrong -- it was a time where healthy people -- there was a great pest disparity. >> there was no income tax, so they just, you know, had parties where they brought horses inside their homes and had lunch on top of horses. you know, they were insane. >> jimmy: it's an issue that we still have to this day. >> we have economic stratification. >> jimmy: except for the horses. >> we're not as creative as we used to be. it's all the phones. >> jimmy: people would wear these incredible -- i think we have a photograph of you and -- oh, wait. look at that. there's the pizza the kids wouldn't eat. >> leftover pizza, yeah. it's hard to find time to eat. when you're in those -- you can't eat in those costumes. also when you have two children. you get it where you can. >> jimmy: are those costumes terrible to wear? >> some of them are. if you're a theater person, you know when you fit your corset, you take a deep breath so they don't make it too tight. so i always felt comfortable in

a corset. but i wear four to six-inch heels then a wig and a hat. you can't lay down. sometimes you're sitting on an apple box for eight hours, half an hour for lunch. i get cervical rests to let our hats go straight, all the hats and everything. i had a hat that was so tall, they had to take the top off a carriage. [ laughter ] i got in, "guys, i don't think i can do the scene like this." enormous and really heavy. >> jimmy: people wore those things? >> they did. they made their waists so tiny. we don't do that. >> jimmy: there was no indoor plumbing. there were chamber pots at this time. >> true, yes. >> jimmy: this is a filthy time. [ laughter ] >> a very dirty time, just throw it out the window. >> jimmy: we don't see any of the filth. >> you're right. >> jimmy: when we see these shows on television. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's missing so much of the filth. >> i'll see if -- if we get a season 3, i'll try to bring filth back. i'll try to get a chamber pot scene. >> jimmy: the chamber pot episode would be a great one. >> use the chamber pot, throw it out the window. when we're on set, it's also very challenging. i actually use -- i shouldn't talk about this in public.

>> jimmy: please, go ahead. >> you have to go backwards. you have this huge bustle in the back. if you sit on a toilet, you're going to dip it. you don't want to dip your bustle. that's silk and taffeta. you have to lift everything and go forwards. >> jimmy: wait a minute. so you're facing -- >> the wall. >> jimmy: facing the toilet? >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: approaching it -- >> i'm trying to help all y'all walking around in bustles. you have to go the other way. try it. >> jimmy: wow. that is -- >> yeah. but i have to say, my dresser, amber, she can get me back in the dress in five minutes. >> jimmy: amber can? >> she's amazing. >> jimmy: i hope everyone -- i wish people in the 1800s had an amber. [ laughter ] >> i guess they did. they were basically paying them slave wages. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> we don't really want that. we want amber to make a living wage. >> jimmy: yes, thank goodness amber is doing well. >> she's tucking my boobs in when i was pregnant, "the right one's really high." >> jimmy: does amber write "boob tucker" in on her taxes? >> when i was pregnant, my

dresser brian, we joked my daughter was going to think he was her father because he was down here tugging and talking. i always thought when she first heard his voice," dad?" >> jimmy: it's great to see you. the show is "the gilded age." watch new episodes of "the gilded age" sundays at 9:00 pm on hbo and max. carrie coon, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, carrie. we'll be back with dogstar.

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