previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight, milo ventimiglia, da'vine joy randolph, and music from vacations! with cleto and the cletones! and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thank you, thank you. oh, that's very nice. hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thanks for watching. please. please, relax. thank you. i appreciate that. and before we get on with the news and all that, i want to fill you in with something that happened at our home last night. we have a new family pet. we adopted a dog named todd. and todd is, we are learning, odd. he's a very sweet dog, but he does weird things. like he doesn't like to go for walks. you ever meet a dog that doesn't like to go nor a walk? [ laughter ] light ike clown that doesn't like balloons, it makes no sense. anyway, last night, my wife starts yelling from our son's room. todd threw up. so i run. todd indeed did throw up.

made a little vomit mountain on the rug. and then, of course, he wanted to eat it. [ laughter ] you know people say, "oh, my dog thinks he's a person." they're not people. [ laughter ] my wife goes, "no!" so i rundown to get paper towels. i skroop it up, i clean clean it up, i spray the floor. we're all good. until about ten minutes later, maybe less. i stroll into our bedroom and find our new best friend in the act of committing diarrhea. so i yell, "no!" which is what the trainer told us to do. todd's like, it's to late for no. [ laughter ] todd gives me this guilty look and jumps onto our bed. [ audience moaning ] spreading his gift all over the sheets, comforter, the pillows. i'm like, "no, no!" i should mention that as this was happening, our son billy, who is 6 years old, was on the toilet in his room, doing the same thing todd was doing in our room. [ laughter ]

he hears what's going on and he starts screaming, "i want to see, i want to see!" [ laughter ] "no, you're not going to see." he goes, "take a picture of it!" [ laughter ] "take a picture of the diarrhea!" then he starts singing it. ♪ please take a picture of the diarrhea i want to see the diarrhea ♪ it's complete madness in the house. so i gather up all the sheets. the pillows. i pull -- i flush whatever i can flush in the toilet. i spray. i stuff everything in the washing machine. i set it to sanitize. and then comes maybe the worst part of the whole thing. ever try to put a duvet cover on a comforter? [ laughter ] it's impossible. it is. i would rather to a tracheotomy on a loved one than try to do that again, i really would. anyway, thanks to todd. [ cheers and applause ] thanks to nobody, really.

oh, and we had an earthquake last night. did you guys feel the earthquake? there was a magnitude 4.2 quake here in southern california. did you feel that? >> guillermo: no, nothing. >> jimmy: i didn't feel it. i honestly haven't felt anything since november 2016. [ laughter ] but it was a good reminder. you know, with all the flash floods and wildfires, sometimes we forget the earth wants to eat us, too. [ laughter ] there's also some interesting stuff going on in the sky. if you go outside and look up, you will see the first full moon of the year. which is called the wolf moon. or you could just stay in and look at this. that is the wolf moon. "wolf moon" also happens to be the name of four different kids in my son's kindergarten class. [ laughter ] what a time to be alive. i've got a wolf moon and diarrhea dog. [ laughter ] speaking of diarrhea -- donald trump testified today -- [ laughter and applause ] in the defamation trial related to his sexual assault of e. jean carroll.

a jury is there to determine how much he will have to pay. and we know he doesn't like to pay. so, he showed up to speak on his own behalf. everything went smoothly until the judge asked him to tell the truth, the whole truth, and everyone busted out laughing. [ laughter ] trump took the stand for a total of three minutes. he was not on good behavior. he was disruptive in court. he claimed again that he never even met e. jean carroll and doesn't know who she is. even though she was well-known in new york and he admitted to knowing her now ex-husband. and his other line of defense, somewhat unbelievably, even for donald trump, was, "she's not my type." >> and i will tell you, i made that statement and i said, well, it's politically incorrect. she's not my type. and that's 100% true. she's not my type. >> jimmy: that is -- he only sexual assaults his type. [ laughter ] it's one of his policies. not only was that a vile thing to say, this is what happened when e. jean carroll's lawyer showed trump a photo of himself with the woman he claims he never met. this is remarkable. he confuses a lady who isn't his

type with his own former wife, marla maples. [ laughter ] so the woman on the right, the one wearing his hair -- [ laughter ] it's his wife at the time, ivana. the one he buried on his golf course. the other woman in the middle is e. jean carroll, who he looks at this picture and thinks is his second wife, marla maples. >> um -- i don't even know who the woman -- let's see. i don't know who -- it's marla. >> you say marla's in the photo? >> that's marla, yeah. that's my wife. >> which one are you pointing to? >> here. that woman. >> the person you just pointed to is e. jean carroll. >> who is that? >> the woman on the right is your wife ivana -- >> this is the picture. i assume that's john johnson? it's very blurry. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oops, oops. yeah, it's super blurry. [ laughter ]

the bronzer gets in your eyes and makes it blurry. so blurry you marry someone who exactly is isn't your type. [ laughter ] only donald trump could misidentify three women in a photo of two women. [ laughter ] president dementia is expected to be back in the courtroom tomorrow for closing arguments. in the meantime, the heirs to his throne are rallying around him. sweaty eric was on tv with "hannity" last night, where he set a new world record for name-dropping his dad. >> my father since the minute he went down the escalator. my father had the lowest gas prices in the history of this nation. my father's going to go running away with nevada. my father's the one person who does not need this job. they're petrified of my father. i think my father can do both. my father's the greatest guy in the world. they want a strong guy back in the white house, and that's exactly what my father will do, that's exactly who my father is. >> jimmy: yeah, i have bad news, eric. your father has you saved in his phone as "the other one." [ laughter and applause ] that's your phone.

eric's father is still bigly upset that nikki haley hasn't dropped out of the race. she finished 11 points behind him in new hampshire. and now his maga-sty is threatening her donors. he wrote, "nikki 'birdbrain' haley is very bad for the republican party and, indeed, our country. i knew nikki well, she was average at best, is not the one to take on world leaders, and she never did." this is why he made her his ambassador to the united nations. [ laughter ] "anybody that makes a 'contribution' to birdbrain, from this moment forth, will be permanently barred from the maga camp. we don't want them and will not accept them, because we put america first, and always will!" wow. what does "barred from the maga camp" even mean? [ laughter ] like what, you're not invited to the next insurrection? [ laughter ] i am fascinated with this idea of a maga camp. i went online and looked it up. turns out it's an actual place. ♪ maga camp, oh maga camp you'll have a bigly ball with epic paper towel fights ♪

♪ and climb the border wall ♪ ♪ our counselors teach us hunting the food is fast and cold ♪ ♪ we water ski on liberal tears our outhouse is solid gold ♪ ♪ come gather around the fire tell stories by tiki light ♪ ♪ then dream of re-election in cages through the night ♪ >> send your unvaccinated kids to maga camp today. ♪ maga camp, oh maga camp we are your biggest fans everyone's invited except the mexicans ♪ ♪ you can't come ♪ >> jimmy: i'm so sorry, guillermo. >> guillermo: that's terrible. terrible, terrible. >> jimmy: you know, trump keeps calling nikki haley "birdbrain" and has been bragging about how he aced the cognitive test emts give victims of head injuries. like three years ago. he even said that he would beat

nikki haley in a cognitive test. i keep saying nikki haley should challenge him to take that test live on tv. why she hasn't done this, i don't -- maybe she is a birdbrain, i don't know. but there are some -- and this one to me is interesting because ted cruz does not like donald trump. he pretends to. he kisses his ass constantly. but on this show, ted cruz told me if he had the chance to run donald trump over with his car, he would. [ laughter ] that's true, look it up. and ted cruz is no dummy. so he now, in a quietly evil way, is also trying to get trump to take this test. >> i suggest this for the general election. let's do a cognitive test. joe biden versus donald trump. the winner is president. i'm very happy to take those odds because trump will whip biden's ass. >> jimmy: that's a sexual fantasy. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i tell you what, there's only one way to find out. i don't think i've ever said this, but i agree with ted cruz. let's fire up these tests!

let's make a round robin tournament out of it. trump versus haley, the winner faces joe biden. but first, trump versus haley. i want to see the guy who stared directly into an eclipse. i want to see the guy who can't plead the fifth without using his fingers. the guy who spells kfc with two es take this test on television. [ laughter ] all nikki haley has to do is accept his challenge. and if she doesn't, she does have the brain of a bird, okay? listen to me, i'm so right on this. [ laughter ] all right, enough politics. we have something fun to celebrate. 53 years ago this week, god gave us a gift, a hatchimal in human form. and his name is guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] he's right there. >> guillermo: yeah! thank you! >> jimmy: guillermo, on your birthday -- guillermo, i've given guillermo a lot of the gifts over the years. honestly, i never hear much about the gifts after i give them to you. i gave you a ping-pong table for christmas. >> guillermo: i still have it in a box. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: still in a box?

you told me it was set up. >> guillermo: no, no. >> jimmy: i have a text from you telling me it was set up. >> guillermo: no, not yet, not yet. we haven't set it up yet. maybe i was drunk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: obviously guillermo wasn't that excited about the christmas gift. so this birthday, i wanted to give him something memorable. they say the best gifts are experiences. we came up with an experience that i think he will never forget. hey, now. >> guillermo: hey, jimmy, how are you? >> jimmy: i'm jimmy, nice to meet you. >> guillermo: nice meeting you. >> jimmy: so first of all, happy birthday. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: can i ask you a question? >> guillermo: yeah. >> jimmy: if you could one thing for your birthday what would it be? >> guillermo: maybe going to dinner with charlize theron. >> jimmy: dinner with charlize theron? what else? what would be a different thing? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: oh -- >> jimmy: that doesn't matter, you don't have to think. what i got you is something very special. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: it's a surprise.

>> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: okay? this is for you. open that up and read it aloud. >> guillermo: guillermo, for your birthday, we have a surprise. you're going to get very high. oh, with snoop dogg? >> jimmy: i'm not going to say. >> guillermo: okay. >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. thank you so much. >> jimmy: you're welcome. >> guillermo: you know where we're going? >> are you nervous? >> guillermo: yeah, i'm nervous. so we're going to long beach. i don't know what's going to happen. "sky high." oh! [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] that's what he means when i'm going to get high? are you going to put me in that thing and you're going to take me in the water? >> yeah. >> guillermo: oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i'm not ready. i need something to do this.

what a great [ bleep ] idea. man. [ bleep ] jimmy kimmel. >> guillermo, you did say at christmas that you wanted to do this. >> jimmy: you would do this wind surfing? >> guillermo: i never try it but i always wanted to try it. >> jimmy: oh, you do? oh, great. [ laughter ] >> happy birthday. >> guillermo: thank you. what a great [ bleep ] birthday. [ laughter ] can anything go wrong? >> you're in good hands, don't worry. >> guillermo: okay, yeah. tie that thing real good. ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: how long we going to be up there? -- ten minutes. >> guillermo: ten minutes, that's like my sex life. [ laughter ] ai-yi-yi. >> you guys ready? >> guillermo: no.

>> so come out. >> guillermo: oh [ bleep ]. oh [ bleep ]. wait, sit down. >> legs forward. >> guillermo: oh, [ bleep ] you, man. i feel like i'm in labor! [ laughter ] i'm not ready, but i have no choice. >> all right. ♪ happy birthday happy birthday ♪ >> guillermo: [ bleep ] you, jimmy! this is the worst birthday ever! [ bleep ], [ bleep ]! son of a bitch! ♪ happy birthday ♪ arrgghh! aaaahhhhhh! [ bleep ].

oh [ bleep ] rr. [ laughter ] breathe, breathe through your stomach. relax. one, two, three. relax, dude. i'm surprised i haven't get diarrhea yet. [ laughter ] i know i'm -- oh -- oh, ah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah -- aahhhh! oh my god, [ bleep ], i'm going to get wet. oh my god. oh no, no! i'm going to get wet! oh my god! no, no, no, no, no! [ bleep ]! no! oh, [ bleep ]! oh, [ bleep ]! aahhh! the water is cold! [ bleep ], [ bleep ]! no, no! oh, my [ bleep ] are cold, oh! guys, [ bleep ] you guys, man. aahhh! [ bleep ] you, man.

oh, man. now [ bleep ] cold. oh [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. ♪ happy birthday to ya happy birthday ♪ >> guillermo: oh, yeah, man. [ cheers and applause ] hi, guys! [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. aahhhh! >> you like that? stand up, stand up, stand up. stay right there. grab here, right here. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. this is [ bleep ], [ bleep ] man. this is uncomfortable. >> grab that one. >> you want to thank jimmy for your birthday present? >> guillermo: thank you for this [ bleep ] up birthday gift. love you. [ bleep ] you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy birthday. >> guillermo: thank you.

>> jimmy: we have a good show for you tonight. oscar nominee da'vine joy randolph is with us. [ cheers and applause ] we've got music from vacations. and we'll be right back with milo ventimiglia. so stick around!

to protect the rule of law, or to build affordable housing, or write california's patients bill of rights. but i know adam through the big brother program. we've been brothers since i was seven. he stood by my side as i graduated from yale, and i stood by his side when he married eve, the love of his life. i'm a little biased, but take it from adam's little brother. he'll make us all proud as california senator. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message.

>> jimmy: hi, there. tonight, you can see her oscar-nominated performance in the movie "the holdovers." and you should. da'vine joy randolph is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, they are from australia, they live here in l.a. now. this is their album. "no place like home." music from vacations. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we've got a slew of new shows. the cast of "dune: part two" will be here. that's zendaya, timothee chalamet, austin butler, and florence pugh will be here. as will samuel l. jackson, elisabeth moss, jake tapper, zach woods. and we will have music from jacob collier, benson boone, and train with reo speedwagon. it's a wagon train next week on our show, so please join us for that. after six seasons starring on the beloved television show "this is us," our first guest is back in the movies. he stars alongside two hemsworths and a russell crowe in "land of bad." it opens in theaters february 16th. please welcome milo ventimiglia. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> what's up, man? >> jimmy: congratulations to you. i know you got married since the last time i saw you. [ cheers and applause ] >> i did, i did, i got married. very happy. wonderful woman. >> jimmy: excellent, that's very nice. and you know, i don't -- you know this, probably. but your fans are really excited. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: because her last name, mariano, is the same as your character, jess, from "gilmore girls." >> not "golden girls." "gilmore girls." jess mariano. that's how it goes. it's a very easy connection to make. yeah. >> jimmy: did you have that thought at any point during the process? did it go, oh, that's a little odd? >> i think once people started to know her name in connection to my name and my name in connection to her name, then i'm like, oh, man, that's right, it used to be my name.

>> jimmy: what is her full name? >> gerra mariano. >> jimmy: doesn't she go by -- >> makapulha mariana. she grew up in hawaii. >> jimmy: are you aware not all your fans are thrilled about the fact that you got married? >> i'm sure there's a few broken hearts. >> jimmy: there's more than a few broken hearts. there are a lot. >> female and male, i don't know, maybe. >> jimmy: we had to whittle this down from a lot, okay? here we go. nobody talk to me, i'm in mourning, milo ventimiglia is getting married and it wasn't to me. [ laughter ] >> oh, man. >> jimmy: just found out the love of my life, milo, got married to someone that isn't me. we've never even met. brb, i'm jumping off something tall. >> i guess the love of my life is chelsea the asian? >> jimmy: the love of your life. just found out milo is married, what's the point anymore?

[ laughter ] >> the point is there's a lot of life, there's a lot of milo ventimiglias out there. >> jimmy: milo ventimiglia married, i'm gnawing at the metal bars of my enclosure. [ laughter ] when i got married, not one of these. [ laughter ] literally not one. and i looked for them, believe me. >> i might have been the only one, i might have been the only one. >> jimmy: thank you. one of your first jobs, i learned today, as the super bowl approaches, was you were on a big super bowl commercial? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i remember this commercial. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i don't remember -- i didn't remember that it was you in the commercial. >> nobody remembers your early commercial work. nobody remembers my apple, pt cruiser, mountain dew commercial, which was a super bowl. >> jimmy: super bowl mountain dew commercial. was this the first big paying job that you had? >> i don't know if it was the biggest paying job. when you're a young actor and you get a national commercial, you're like, great, i'm going to get a 13-week cycle, get paid every 13 weeks, this is incredible. you're waiting tables, working

at a snowboard shop, going to ucla, doing all this work, also you get acting work now, like validated. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i remember showing up to set. and they're like, "so you're working with a cheetah." i'm like, okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a real cheetah? >> there was a real cheetah that i had to spend time with before that, so she knew who i was, so it didn't attack me. >> jimmy: i love that idea. the cheetah is, okay, he's a friend now. >> lease cool, don't worry about him, we're good, we're good. had to spend time with the cheetah. we get on set. i'm on this bmx bike. you see the cheetah ripping ass in the desert -- >> jimmy: we have the commercial, might as well take a look.

>> bad cheetah! [ cheers and applause ] >> come a long way, i've come a long way. >> jimmy: what's the audition for that like? are you just saying "bad cheetah" in the audition? >> yeah, yeah. they asked if i could ride a bike. then theyed -- they had a stuffed cheat tax i think. you had to kind of go up to it and grab and -- >> jimmy: do they test you to make sure you ride a bike? actors lie about stuff all the time. >> all the time, oh, yeah. i think at one point i could dirt bike when i was 18, ride a horse. i never rode a horse when i was 18. when [ laughter ] i never dirt biked when i was 18. they didn't check it but i think they believed me when i said i could ride a bicycle. >> jimmy: we dug up your head shot from that time. >> [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: that's your head shot. [ laughter ] whose idea was it to take the shirt off? [ laughter ] >> it was the photographer. >> jimmy: is that why you beat him up? [ laughter ] what year was that you took that picture?

>> 1995? >> jimmy: okay. >> 18 years old. >> jimmy: i took the following picture i think probably exactly that very year. here we go. [ laughter ] >> the same photographer! >> jimmy: for some reason, he didn't want me to take my shirt off. [ laughter ] >> no, he -- i mean, the weird part about it was, you know, you're young, you're impressionable, you're with a photographer who says he shot nicholas cage or something. >> jimmy: uh-huh yeah. >> "you've got a great physique, why not do something with your shirt off?" i'm like, yeah! i look at myself, i'm a child. thanks for bringing that one up. >> jimmy: hey, no problem, any time. [ laughter ] >> i love when that one surfaces. actually my favorite thing. like, great. >> jimmy: milo ventimiglia is here. he's a movie star now. his movie is called "land of bad." more with milo when we return. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by moonpie.

if you're an alien, moonpie wants your business. seriously. ne used to reduce the risk of hiv without daily prep pills. with one shot every other month, just 6 times a year. in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in reducing the risk of hiv. you must be hiv negative to receive apretude and get tested before each injection. if you think you were exposed to hiv or have flu-like symptoms, tell your doctor right away. apretude does not prevent other sexually transmitted infections. practice safer sex to reduce your risk. don't take apretude if you're allergic to it or taking certain medicines, as they may interact. tell your doctor if you've had liver problems or mental health concerns. if you have a rash or other allergic reactions, stop apretude and get medical help right away. serious side effects include allergic reactions, liver problems, and depression. some of the most common side effects include injection-site reactions and headache. you must receive apretude as scheduled. ask your doctor about long-acting apretude. and prep without pills. save at apretude.com

(oven ding audio mnemonic) tyson boneless buffalo bites and hot wings have that tasty kick of flavor... ...so they're perfect for any get-together ...if there are any left when your guests arrive. tyson any'tizers® chicken. more kicks of flavor. more smiling snackers. more to love. tyson.

...katie porter's whiteboard is one way she's: [news anchor] ...often seen grilling top executives of banks, big pharma, even top administration officials. katie porter. never taken corporate pac money - never will. leading the fight to ban congressional stock trading. and the only democrat who opposed wasteful “earmarks” that fund politicians' pet projects. katie porter. focused on your challenges - from lowering housing costs to fighting climate change. shake up the senate - with democrat katie porter. i'm katie porter and i approve this message.

(vo) if you overdraw your account, wells fargo gives you an extra day grace period to avoid the overdraft fee. what if everything came with a grace period? like accidentally parking where you shouldn't... (driver 1) hey what about this one? (driver 2) nah.. that one gets an extra day (driver 1) somebody got lucky (vo) like having an extra day grace period? when it comes to overdrafts, you can with wells fargo.

one. two, balcony. >> what's our time? >> 20. >> this is going to get ugly. i need you focused. head on a swivel. you see something i don't, you say "contact left, contact right." somebody comes from behind us, you say, "six."

>> i know the rest. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is milo ventimiglia and liam hemsworth in "land of bad." it opens february 16th in movie theaters. you play a delta squad, a squad delta team, what are they called? delta force? >> i guess you could call it -- these are special forces. army special forces. >> jimmy: army special forces are your mission is to extract some soldiers from the bad guys, right? >> rrgh! [ laughter ] yeah, no, so russell crowe plays a drone pilot giving overwatch to my delta team on the ground with liam hemsworth attached to my unit, speaking in communication. he's an airman in communication with russell crowe. so eyes in the sky. guys on the ground. and we're moving in for a reconnaissance hostage recovery in -- i forgot where. somewhere. [ laughter ] somewhere bad in the world. somewhere bad in the world.

>> jimmy: you shot it somewhere great in the world. >> amazing, australia, yeah. >> jimmy: with the hemsworth boys, also. chris hemsworth also. >> that's like being -- london, '60s, with john and paul. [ laughter ] that was some real beatles stuff. >> jimmy: they're like the kings of the country, right? >> pretty much. >> jimmy: people love them. >> our people love them too, but their people really love them. even to the point where ricky widdell, who's in the film, he's on my team, he wanted to become a hemsworth. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't think he can -- can you do that? >> he wasn't blond enough. [ laughter ] he had the jawline. and the heart. they all have heart, by the way. all the hemsworths, most lovely, most talented, crazy [ bleep ] -- >> jimmy: good family, yes. >> great family. >> jimmy: they like to have fun. >> that's where i was going with the last part. >> jimmy: the fun part. what kind of fun did you have with them? >> it didn't get too crazy. it got a little crazy with luke hemsworth surfing in byron.

he told me it was three feet, it was ten feet. >> jimmy: they have different measurements over there entirely. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: and cancerous animals and all sorts of stuff. >> everything wants to kill you. later when i got back to set, we're filming in the june angles and the forests. we're all over in australia. kind of back woods and whatnot. and one day, we're prepping. i got all my gear on. like my kit, my rifle, everything. and ricky widdell is there talking to -- i think he's talking to the director, a few producers or something, behind him. i see our prop guy, grant. very, very sweet soul. and he's like, blowing on ricky's shoulder, kind of fanning it. and ricky's just -- no idea. he's talking to the producers or somebody. i kind of look. i just walk around with everything. i look, and on ricky's back is this white-tailed or white-tipped spider. it's like a brown recluse here or black widow, something really foul that can kill you.

i'm looking at grant and grant just goes, "i can't kill it." [ laughter ] and i go, "hey, rick, what's over there?" he kind of looks, and i go bam! hit his shoulder. and then he goes, "what?" i had this blade. so i pulled that out. and inside this little cubby where this white-tailed spider was, i grabbed it and pulled it out. just like a movie, comes out like this. i'm like, "i've got it." i hold it up to ricky. ric ricky's like, "is that -- did you just --" i said, "yeah." >> jimmy: you saved his life. >> i saved ricky widdell. [ laughter ] got knows we need more ricky widdell. >> jimmy: a lot of actors play heroes, very few of them actually are heroes. [ laughter ] milo ventimiglia is that hero you've been looking for. the movie is "land of bad." in theaters february 16th. thank you, milo. we'll be back with da'vine joy randolph!

at university of phoenix... you... you... you... you could earn your... master's... [ gasp ] for under 11 thousand! 11... yes! 11! master's degree for under 11k in less than a year. some things are too obvious to be a coincidence. earn your competency-based master's at university of phoenix. can i get the 10 piece chicken mcnuggets? wait, no, big mac. hmm. [cars honking] sir? i'm still here! [bubble pops] get one favorite like a big mac ♪ or 10 piece chicken mcnuggets ♪ and get another for just a buck. ♪ right now at mcdonald's. ♪

to give super bowl runners up a ring of comfort. i've got an idea. what if we keep the diamonds and offer words of comfort to players instead? nah. we want diamonds. ♪ i have moderate to severe crohn's disease. now, there's skyrizi. ♪ things are looking up, i've got symptom relief. ♪ ♪ control of my crohn's means everything to me. ♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ feel significant symptom relief at 4 weeks with skyrizi, including less abdominal pain and fewer bowel movements. skyrizi is the first il-23 inhibitor that can deliver remission and visibly improve damage of the intestinal lining. and the majority of people experienced long-lasting remission at one year.

serious allergic reactions and an increased risk of infections or a lower ability to fight them may occur. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine or plan to. liver problems may occur in crohn's disease. ♪ now's the time to ask your gastroenterologist how you can take control of your crohn's with skyrizi. ♪ ♪ control is everything to me. ♪ ♪ learn how abbvie could help you save. whoa! the new iphone 15. with that amazing camera. i'll be sharing pics from the slope. you do not want to see yourself skiing. you look like a marshmallow! join now! only t-mobile gives you four new iphone 15s on us, and four lines of unlimited for $25 bucks a line.

(vo) it's ultimate endless shrimp with another limited-time and four lines of unlimited flavor drop. new crispy salt & vinegar shrimp. it's all that... and a batch of shrimp. now one of seven endless choices. only at red lobster. welcome to fun dining.

to protect the rule of law, or to build affordable housing, or write california's patients bill of rights. but i know adam through the big brother program. we've been brothers since i was seven. he stood by my side as i graduated from yale, and i stood by his side when he married eve, the love of his life. i'm a little biased, but take it from adam's little brother. he'll make us all proud as california senator. i'm adam schiff and i approve this message.

>> jimmy: welcome back. da'vine joy randolph and vacations are on the way, but first up -- >> lou: this is a dnnd breaking alert! >> guillermo: this is a dnnd breaking alert -- >> jimmy: wait, hold on a sect. what is dnnd? >> guillermo: dessert news network, adultmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this really important right now? i'm about to do something. >> guillermo: yes, it's about moon pies. >> jimmy: oh, in that case, go on. >> guillermo: moonpies became the first company to officially launch a campaign targeting extra terrestrials with ads in alien hot spots, all around the world. including london, tokyo and times square. >> jimmy: wait, moonpie ran ads in an alien lan >> guillermo: yeah, that's what i just say, dumbass. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, what do the ads say? >> guillermo: i don't speak

alien, but i think it says, "moonpies are very good." >> jimmy: that is very true. yeah. >> guillermo: now it's time for a moonpie joke break! why are aliens so obsessed with moonpies? >> jimmy: i don't know, why? >> guillermo: because they are out of this world. [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: you have a drummer for the news? >> guillermo: yes. that's my uncle alberto. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hi, uncle alberto. [ applause ] >> guillermo: well, that's all the debetter news we have time for tonight. this is guillermo rodriguez for dnnd. when dessert news breaks, we eat it. [ laughter ] >> lou: visit moonpiealienacquisition.com to prove you're an alien and become moonpie's alien influencer. don't count on it. we came from every corner of the country to bring the war to hitler's doorstep. (tense music) it's a little breezy. (♪)

let's rack 'em up and knock 'em down. roger that. give 'em he- (♪) (♪) so, what's the move? we lead our boys through it. (♪) detect this: living with hiv, robert learned he can stay undetectable with fewer medicines. that's why he switched to dovato. dovato is a complete hiv treatment for some adults. no other complete hiv pill uses fewer medicines to help keep you undetectable than dovato. detect this: marnina learned that most hiv pills contain 3 or 4 medicines. dovato is as effective with just 2. if you have hepatitis b, don't stop dovato without talking to your doctor. don't take dovato if you're allergic to its ingredients or taking dofetilide. this can cause serious or life-threatening side effects. if you have a rash or allergic reaction symptoms, stop dovato and get medical help right away. serious or life-threatening lactic acid buildup and liver problems can occur. tell your doctor if you have kidney or liver problems, or if you are pregnant, breastfeeding,

or considering pregnancy. dovato may harm an unborn baby. most common side effects are headache, nausea, diarrhea, trouble sleeping, tiredness, and anxiety. detect this: you could stay undetectable with fewer medicines. ask your doctor about dovato. barista: - pistachio cream cold brew. you could stay undetectable with fewer medicines. hero: - thanks. friend: - hey! it's been so long. at marshalls, our buyers go to great lengths to find you great deals on great quality products. it's great. everything here is great. we get the deals. you get the good stuff. marshalls. i'm steve, i lost 138 pounds in nine months on golo and taking release. we get the deals. you get the good stuff. since taking release, my sleep is way better. my inflammation has gone way down. i'm nonstop now, i feel way better than i did before.

i don't sit down in life anymore. shopify's point of sale system helps you sell at every stage of your business. with fast and secure payment. card readers you can rely on. and one place to manage it all. whatever the stage, businesses that grow grow with shopify. ♪yeah, yeah, yeah♪ real fruit... and whole grains. ♪yeah, yeah, yeah♪ doing something good for yourself has never been this easy. just do what's delicious. kellogg's special k. (mom) the moment i loved our subaru outback most... was the moment they walked away from it.do what's delicious. (daughter) mom! (mom) oh, thank goodness. and that's why our family will only drive a subaru. (vo) subaru. more iihs top safety pick plus awards than any other brand. love. it's what makes subaru, subaru.

the sausage burrito. it's your mcdonald's breakfast wrapped in a cozy tortilla blanket. ahhh to be wrapped in a cozy tortilla blanket... mmmmmm. ♪ ba da ba ba ba ♪

music from vacations is on the way. our next guest is a gifted actress with a whole shelf full of awards, and now she's nominated for an oscar, too. >> i took this job when curtis was small because i wanted to ensure that he was going to have a good education. you know he flourished here. >> yes, i do, he was a great kid. i had him one semester. very insightful. >> uh-huh, he hated you. he said you were a real [ bleep ]. >> well. like i said. sharp kid, insightful. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "the holdovers" is in theaters and on peacock now. please welcome da'vine joy randolph. [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: i hear you had a very exciting week, huh? >> yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, starts in paris, right? >> paris, yeah. i went to go to the schiaparelli show. >> jimmy: what does that mean, the schiaparelli show? >> that's a designer. that's the brand, schiaparelli. i got invited. i found out on the plane traveling back and forth. i started crying because i was so excited. >> jimmy: really? >> yeah, yeah. you know, i'm a curvy girl, so you know -- >> jimmy: same here. [ laughter ] >> see? and you get it. >> jimmy: i get it. i mean, yeah. >> you know. >> jimmy: people don't understand us. >> it's a whole thing. so to be invited is a big deal. >> jimmy: oh, okay. >> it was a big deal for me, know what i mean? because -- you know. >> jimmy: besides getting dressed, is there anything you have to do when you go to a fashion week thing? >> well -- no. so i mean, i got there, "we're

going to dress you." i'm like, "oh my god." tears again. [ laughter ] you know, the next day you get there, it's like tons of people everywhere. they have assigned seating. so i came in. they were like, "you're sitting here." so i sat down. and i looked to my right. and it said, "madam jennifer lopez." >> jimmy: oh, yes. i believe we have a photograph of this moment. >> yes? >> jimmy: of the two of you together. [ cheers and applause ] what is she wearing? >> so she's wearing -- this is a big deal. >> jimmy: a cake? laugh of la. >> that's flowers. >> jimmy: real ones? >> very real flowers. >> jimmy: wow. >> they had to chill her jacket in the refrigerator ahead of time. >> jimmy: for real? [ laughter ] >> yeah. she said they used hummingbird nectar to keep it -- the flowers flourishing. >> jimmy: come on. they killed how many humming byrds? [ laughter ] >> no, no, no. i googled it.

hummingbird nectar is simple syrup. >> jimmy: it's sugar water, right? >> sugar water. >> jimmy: we have one of those things. >> it's fashion. hummingbird nectar. >> jimmy: she's covered with sugar water now. if a swarm of bees comes by, she's in a lot of trouble. >> yes. i was very -- you see her, i'm like, curve. i didn't want to crush a petal. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, you don't want to crush any of j. lo's petals. >> i was like, "whatever you need, whatever you need." >> jimmy: did you watch the oscar nominations from paris? >> no. so i flew from here straight back to l.a. my flight was delayed, all the sha none begans. i i got home at 3:30. my team was "you better stay up." >> jimmy: it was 5:30 a.m., right? >> i took a shower, intra matzo ball soup. everybody was waiting for me. i get nervous. i didn't want to watch it. i open the door and they were

like, "sit down. sit on the couch, we've watching it." >> jimmy: right. >> we started watching it. >> jimmy: did you go crazy when your name was read? >> no, i get -- so for me, it gets like "field of dreams." or any great baseball movie where it's like, the pitcher, it's like, aahh! then shoom! you know? it gets really quiet. and they're in their inner thoughts. should i pitch this one? i don't know. and so everything's like happening around me. but i'm just, like, somewhere else. >> jimmy: have you had that experience like as a kid? or is this just -- >> no, just this stuff. >> jimmy: just for this kind of thing? >> this stuff now. and they do it in alphabetical order based off your last game, and i'm "r. randolph," so anxiety. >> jimmy: did you know that beforehand? >> no. >> jimmy: i didn't even know that. >> so i was like, after the third person i was like, okay, well. that's okay. we did a good job. [ laughter ] you know?

but then, for some reason, new yorkers and east coasters somehow got it like 20 seconds before us. >> jimmy: they did? >> yeah, so my phone started buzzing and i was like, oh, oh! it's happening! >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your family is where? >> philadelphia. >> jimmy: they're in philly, okay, all right. [ cheers and applause ] are they coming for the oscars? >> yeah. it's so cute. so my dad last night texted me. he was like fully decked in the living room. he was like, is this okay for the oscars? >> jimmy: oh. >> or should i get something else? >> jimmy: is he presuming that you will invite him to the show? >> clearly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he is, yeah. >> so excited. they know. >> jimmy: they have to come. is there anyone at the oscars that they will attack when they see that person? >> oh, probably bradley cooper. just because of the philly connection. >> jimmy: the philly connection. do you know bradley? >> i do now. >> jimmy: now you do. >> this is a crazy life i'm living. >> jimmy: it is.

>> two weeks ago, i just saw him on my tv. and now -- >> jimmy: you just met him at one of these award shows? >> at the national board of review in new york, yeah. >> jimmy: was it slow motion when you met him? >> he's been on my list. [ laughter ] and i've been trying to -- good list, good list. >> jimmy: we assumed it was a good list. [ laughter ] >> not a hit list, a good list. he's, like, on my list. i would, like, do these kind of interviews. "who would you like to meet?" "bradley cooper." look straight in the camera, hoping i could manifest it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so we were at the national board of review. and he was there. and i, like, saw him. and i turned around to my publicist, "it's going down, we're going to do it today." as i'm talking to her, somebody tapped me on my shoulder. i turned around, it was bradley cooper. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: was he aware of your philly connection? >> i made him extra aware. >> jimmy: you made him aware of it, yeah. >> he was like -- he was so sweet. he was complimenting me on my work. and i was like, "yeah, bradley, and you --" sxoo he's like, "no,

dude, it's about you." he went to continue. it was so sweet. >> jimmy: wow. will you introduce him to your parents at the oscars? >> absolutely yeah. >> jimmy: okay, good that will be fun, yeah. >> so much fun, i'm so excited. >> jimmy: i'm excited for you. that's very exciting. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i hope you have that slow motion moment there at the show. >> now everybody will look at my face and know what's happening. >> jimmy: that's right. >> i'm going to empty fields. everybody else is doing everything else around me. >> jimmy: hike when you spit some chewing tobacco out, we'll know why. >> yes, she's there, she's there. >> jimmy: you're there. it's great to see you. the movie is fantastic. it's "the holdovers" in theaters and on peacock right now. da'vine joy randolph, everybody. we'll be back with salt lakes.

i'm peter dixon and in kenya... we built a hospital that provides maternal care. as a marine... we fought against the taliban and their crimes against women. and in hillary clinton's state department... we took on gender-based violence in the congo. now extremists are banning abortion and contraception right here at home. so, i'm running for congress to help stop them. for your family... and mine. i approved this message because this is who we are.

>> jimmy: thanks to milo ventimiglia and da'vine joy randolph. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "no place like home." here with the song "next exit," vacations! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

♪ i'll give this one more try before i take the next exit ♪ ♪ off the highway into a different life ♪ ♪ i don't know how you can tell me otherwise ♪ ♪ when i can't tell left from right trouble and strife ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ can i trust what i know i know nothin' ♪ ♪ maybe it's time to let go ♪ ♪ drift and fall apart take me back to the start or we can just let go ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ surprised to be here play life on repeat ♪ ♪ stay safe within routine won't accept defeat oh, no ♪ ♪ i don't know how you convince yourself ♪ ♪ so tragic don't say anymore you lost count never kept score ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ can i trust what i know i know nothin' ♪ ♪ maybe it's time to let go ♪ ♪ drift and fall apart take me back to the start or we can just let go ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ don't say goodbye like that don't fade away fade away ♪ ♪ don't say goodbye like that don't fade away ♪ ♪ can i trust what i know i know nothin' ♪ ♪ maybe it's time to let go ♪ ♪ drift and fall apart take me back to the start or we can just let go ♪ ♪ drift and fall apart take me back to the start or we can just let go ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, exodus. making the deadliest migrant journey in the world. from africa to europe.igrant tens of thousands every year facing life-threatening conditions. >> there are some women and some young children on board. there's one baby certainly on board there. >> juju: our series looking at people on the move around the globe,