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all week for the latest leading up to super bowl 58. >> we have got it covered and a reminder you can watch all of our newscasts live and on demand through the abc seven bay area connected tv app. it's available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv and roku. download the app now and you can start streaming. >> all right, thank you so much for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for uh- spencer christian, larry biel, all of us here we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. >> brie larson have a great night. previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- brie larson, beanie feldstein, and music from jason derulo and
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michael buble. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello. thank you. thank you. thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us in -- relax. i know you're moist. we are getting hit by a biblical amount of rain here in los angeles. all around town, they're gathering kardashians two by two. loading them on. yesterday was our wettest day in twenty years. and here's what's fun about having kids. kids are really wonderful. last night, we're leaving a birthday party. my son billy ate nothing but candy at the birthday party. so, on the way home, i ask him
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if he wants me to get him a slice of pizza. he says yes. so i pull up to the pizza place, open the car door, not only is it pouring, the water is up to my kneecap. there is just a river running through. but i have to get the pizzas, so i try to hop over the puddle, and i fail. i go right in the water. my shoes are soaked through to my socks. i go into the pizza place, i get the pizza. i swim back to the car, get in, we drive home. billy sits down, puts the pizza on a plate. he eats none of it. not even a pointy tip of the whole thing. the good news is i ate the pi pizza. and that's what it's like to be a dad. you know, they closed our kids' school today because of rain. this i want to mention is not an outdoor school. there is a roof on the school. they said it's too dangerous to come to school. somebody could get wet and we have to keep the kids home. the kids in the house all day. we took them on a field trip to the driveway.
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it was real fun. when i was a kid in brooklyn, for them to cancel school, there had to be 12 inches of snow, black ice on the road, and son of sam on the loose. but it is pretty bad out there. this was the scene up the freeway in ventura. you can see, residents were terrified. this guy got up on a surf board. got towed through the neighborhood. you know, when the governor has to call the president to ask for emergency disaster relief, this kind of thing doesn't help. here's how you know we have a lot of rain. when the l.a. river is actually a river. usually, it's just a big empty skateboard park. it's like willy wonka, but instead of chocolate, it's filth. today, by the way is national weatherperson's day, which seems very fishy to me. that it would be on this. i mean, are we supposed to be believe that's a coincidence? how much power do these people have? maybe there's more to this meteorologist thing than we know. how do they even become meteorologists? you ever meet a college kid whose major is the weather? no. you ever drive past a meteorology school? i haven't. and can we trust anyone who,
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when he points this way is actually pointing that way? i don't like it. there's some devilry happening there! and doppler should be keeping a radar on that! over the weekend in gobbler's knob, punxsutawney phil did not see his shadow, which means nothing. you know, they do a big thing in gobbler's knob. they have music and festivities starting at like 4:00 in the morning. last year, i mentioned a band, the name of the band is juvenile characteristics, they're from pennsylvania. they put these guys onstage to wake up the groundhog, i guess. here they are at the crack of dawn where they kicked off the festivities with a shout out to me. >> hey, listen, one year ago, mr. jimmy kimmel said he was going to put this song as his alarm clock. he put all of us on tv because a bunch of maniacs. why don't we show him what maniacs we are. this is a song to wake up the groundhog. this is a song called "wake up
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phil"! >> jimmy: yeah, i forgot about that. i did intend to put this song in my alarm clock so that every morning, i could wake up to this. >> jimmy: can you believe that ♪ wake up phil, wake up phil, wake up phil, wake 'em up ♪ >> jimmy: can you believe that didn't win a grammy last night? poor phil. it's cold. he's burrowed underground. they're screaming at him to wake up. if there is such a thing as reincarnation, i hope donald trump comes back as a groundhog. we're getting a lot of shout-outs lately. we got one from our friends at local ktla. on thursday, we altered some footage. they had a reporter out in the street and we made it look like they got hit by a car. this morning, they played that back and gave us a nice little mention too. >> all a joke. a fake car. ellina is okay. she found this spoof to be hilarious. >> right down the street. >> there she is.
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>> she's okay. >> you're fine. >> i got killed on kimmel. what can i say? >> it's an honor. >> jimmy: once again, ellina will be missed. we can do this forever, by the way. this could be an endless loop. >> jimmy: last night at the grammys, the big winner was taylor swift. she became the first artist to win album of the year four times. and all for the same album. she also made history by becoming the first white woman to ignore celine dion. there were performances by many, many great artists, billie eilish and finneas, dua lipa, billy joel, miley cyrus, joni mitchell and u2 played from the sphere in las vegas. you know, they don't let u2 leave the sphere. they keep them locked in there. they call it a residency, but it's really more a hostage situation. there were a number of great performances, but for me, this one was the highlight of the night. >> so, ready,
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the one for me. everybody! lo l.o.v.e., joey is the one for me. l.o.v.e., joey is the one for me. ->-> jimmy: sorry, that was from tonight's episode of "the bachelor." my mistake. they had the ladies take part in a "talent show" and a bachelorette named sydney really knocked it out of the park. >> rig-i-g-h-tr-i-g-h-t, mrs. rs me. rig-i-g-h-t r-i-g-h-t, mrs. right, that's me. >> jimmy: yeah. that's ms. right. on "the bachelor" being able to spell a five-letter word is considered to be a talent. we have an exciting new twist in the case of donald trump and the missing classified documents. according to several witnesses, when the fbi executed that search warrant on mar-a-lago back in 2022, they may have missed a thing or two. special counsel jack smith has
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learned about a possible "hidden room" off trump's bedroom that wasn't searched. there was also a closet with a lock on it that they didn't open, even though eric kept bailing the door from the inside. no one knows what was or is in that secret room. could be the room where melania lives in a giant hourglass like jasmine at the end of aladdin. trump has not commented on that, he has bigger fish to fry. he sat down with maria bartiromo of fox business yesterday to weigh in on a potential threat he seems to have just found out about. >> maybe the most dangerous thing out there of anything, because there is no real solution, the a.i., as they call it, it is so scary. >> jimmy: the a.i., as they call it. on the google, they call it the a.i. trump thinks ai stands for "another indictment." so it is very scary. [ applause ] this was interesting.
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speaking of ai, a republican pollster posted a tweet that got over three million views last week in which he said the only way the gop can win is if black republicans start canvassing door to door. for trump. and he posted this photo to show how that might go. unfortunately, he wasn't able to find any black people who were knocking on doors for trump. so instead, they made one using ai. which you can tell. well, there were a few clues to let you know this is not real. for starters, this guy's maga hat says, "america nofuanah grat." which does not translate into anything. he's trying to register a guy who's got some weird framed photos sticking out of the side of his house. if you look at the t-shirt he's wearing, you'll notice it says "groat afghanistan?" and probably most alarmingly, he's trying to register a voter who has three arms. which is one more than usual. right? what a way to kick off black history month!
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huh? for most candidates past and present, something like this would be the defining moment of their campaign. it would be something that we mentioned for years and years. but for trump, it's nothing. last week, i mentioned he'd been going around telling people he's more popular than taylor swift. over the weekend, he said he wrote, for so many years people have been saying that elvis and i look-alike. now this pic has been going all over the place. what do you think? i think you've embarrassed yourself again is what i think. you have to hand it to him, he's got a very healthy self image. and when you think about it, he does have some things in common with elvis. they both have amazing heads of hair. they both live in a lavish southern estate. there is his "disgraceland." they both have their own trademark dance moves. elvis had the pelvis thing. trump has got this. and they were both totally under the control and influence of the colonel. [ applause ]
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the only thing trump has in common with elvis is that he too will die on the toilet eating an arby's beef and cheddar with a fried banana on it. meanwhile, qanon is like, "what do you mean 'looks like?'" elvis, that's him! according to the latest from quinnipiac university, president biden is moving ahead of yelvis in their hypothetical rematch, their poll says biden is now leading trump 50 to 44%. of course, that is before trump selects a running mate, which could change things. new york congresswoman elise stefanik and russian operative tucker carlson are reportedly on the list, but no one really knows who trump will pick. he probably doesn't even know. robert kennedy claims he was offered the job. trump's camp denies it. we decided to add to the confusion by going on the street for a special one-guy edition of lie-witness news. >> we're asking people to respond to very late-breaking news that trump just chose his
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running mate for the 2024 election, and it's o.j. simpson. are you surprised to hear that? >> yeah, i was really surprised to hear that actually. >> where were you when you heard it? >> i was working, and i see this article. first it was on the phone, i seen it. and then i seen somebody reading an article about it. and that's when i knew something was going on, the same day actually. >> what do you think of the new slogan, orange and juice? >> something is going on right now. very popular in the internet and stuff like that. >> oh, and this just in. trump is now choosing hillary clinton as his running mate. are you surprised to hear that? >> hillary clinton? >> yeah. >> i'm not surprised to hear that, no. >> where did you hear that, when he said that? >> that actually was on shorts on my youtube app. >> a very indecisive day. he has now changed his running mate to stormy daniels. are you surprised to hear that they were getting together again? >> man! that question, oh, i'm not surprised.
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>> where were you when you heard they got back together again? >> oh, man, i was actually at this nice restaurant in oxnard when i heard that. it was on the tv, on the news, actually, yes. >> what were you eating? >> man, i was having this really nice steak, you know, with mashed potatoes. >> wait, more breaking news. trump is now choosing tiger woods as his running mate. >> man, i tiger for, you know, the golf community. >> where were you when you heard that tiger woods was the vice presidential candidate? >> i was actually -- i was actually passing -- i was in santa barbara, yeah. i was in a hotel when i heard that. there were people in the lobby talking about him, yeah. >> what hotel was this? >> it was harborview inn in santa barbara. >> want to say hi to them right now? >> oh, yeah, i see you, yes. >> wait, wait, now i'm being
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told trump is choosing mike tyson as his running mate. >> yes. i think mike tyson is with the people, and he knows more about what he is doing than tiger does. >> where were you when you heard it was tyson? >> i was in starbucks coffee when i heard this. >> unbelievable, trump is now choosing elon musk as his vice president. are you surprised to see them buddying up? >> no, i'm not surprised at all. >> where were you when you heard he was going to be the vice presidential nominee? >> i was having breakfast in the morning, you know. the morning news that i got. honestly, i don't think that's a bad idea. >> thank you for your honesty. >> thank you, thank you. you're welcome. [ applause ] >> jimmy: why not pick that guy? he'd be perfect. we have a fun show for you tonight. beanie feldstein is here. we've got music from michael buble and jason derulo. and we'll be right back with brie larson. so stick around. ♪
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two very different visions for california.
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steve garvey, the leading republican, is too conservative for california. he voted for trump twice and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. ♪ >> jimmy: hi. welcome back tonight. her new movie is called "drive-away dolls," beanie feldstein is with us. then later, two multi-platinum
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artists who've joined forces for a new song called "spicy margarita," michael buble and jason derulo. [ cheering ] we have a good week of shows this week. later this week, our guests this week include dua lipa, quinta brunson, ewan mcgregor, gina rodriguez, leo woodall and nikolaj coster-waldow, with music from drew holcomb and the neighbors, ziggy marley and sum 41. so please join us for all that. our first guest is a captain marvelous, oscar-winning movie star who does some streaming on the side, watch her limited series "lessons in chemistry" on apple tv plus. please say hello to brie larson. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i told you she was
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coming. how are you? >> i'm here, barely, barely. >> jimmy: barely? >> barely together, i'm here. it's raining. >> jimmy: i know. it's raining. that's a problem for us. >> my house is having a hard time. i'm having a hard time. >> jimmy: interesting. i was mentioning to the audience during the commercial break that we have leaks all over the house. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we hire people to come fix the leaks and then it doesn't rain forever and then we realize they never fixed any of the leaks. >> that's exactly right. except my also has two broken toilets which are the only toilets i have. so i have zero toilets right now. >> jimmy: do you need to use our toilets? >> i did. thank you for that. and my water heater went out and my dog has had explosive diarrhea all night. which i can't blame on the rain, but i'm going to. >> jimmy: but you can blame, we've also had trouble walking the dog because he doesn't want to go out in the rain. >> no, my dog likes the rain, too much. i'm like leave the room. >> jimmy: it is weird, though. our dog won't pee outside, even
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though everything is already wet. seems like the ideal time to do that. >> yeah, yeah, no. i mean, i kind of get it. although i guess i'm going to have to do that now that my toilets are broken. >> jimmy: when you say "explosive" as it pertains to diarrhea. >> yeah. you want to get into that? is that like a fun evening kind of convo that you want to have right now? because we can. i heard you play boggle with no words. >> jimmy: i do play boggle, yes. are you a boggle player? >> i am. well, i was. and then lease eisenberg, our show runner played with me one time, and i quit. >> jimmy: why, because he is good? >> yeah. don't come in to my home. stay over there. don't come over and pull out weird cool words. don't do it. >> jimmy: you know what? he is probably very smart, but also, that's not a very smart thing to do, beating your star in boggle. & >> yeah, it's true. it's not a way to win me over,
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jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: would you like me to avenge your loss and crush liam in boggle? because i would be more than happy to do that. >> now that you mention it. jimmy is coming for you. >> jimmy: oh, i wanted to ask you about something. >> well, i happen to be here. let's do it. >> jimmy: you are here. and i am interviewing you. so i might as well ask you some things. you were at the golden globes. >> i was. >> jimmy: as you know. and you met somebody who is very meaningful to you. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and unlike most situations you meet somebody that is very meaningful to you, this was captured all on television. >> yeah. >> jimmy: let's take a look. >> this was not planned. >> i'm living my dream. oh my god. >> i know, i know. >> i can't deal with j. lo! >> no, i know. this is how we all feel. trust me, we all get this way. i almost even cry. >> i can't. no. i can't. i'm going to cry, i'm going to cry.
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i can't! you mean so much to me. >> hi, how are you? >> oh my god! [ applause ] >> yeah. i'm great for events. >> jimmy: where did it start, your j. lo mania, i guess? >> well, it's very profound for me. my mom took me to the heater to see "selena" and it traumatized me, but also, that's what i want the do with my life. so she just kind of doesn't really exist to me as a human being. she is like not. she is my god. and so someone was like well, didn't you ever think this day would come? no. she doesn't exist for me. that's not how this works. in my world, j. lo is over there, and i'm on the other side of the tv, always. and so when that happened, i mean, i don't have any memory of that. it's like i started getting a
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bunch of tequila was sent. >> jimmy: some more here. >> why? why is that happening? >> jimmy: this is why. >> here we go. >> okay. i'm going to have to go do a shot of tequila or something. okay. any way, well, have fun tonight. >> you too. you look amazing. >> you too. thank you for that. i don't know if our interview is done, but it has to be. buy! [ applause ] >> jimmy: it's very sweet, but how do you feel like that went on a scale of 1 to 10? >> oh, i think it was kind of creepy, i really do. i have to say if i was casually doing an interview and someone came to me with that energy, i'd be take a step back. relax. >> jimmy: did you hear from j. lo after that? >> not a peep. >> jimmy: no? >> i have had a lot of people, because it's hollywood, oh, the reaction, amazing. we got to get you in a film
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together. i'm sorry, did you see my reaction? it's not looking like a professional relationship is on the table for me. i'm good. i'm not that good. >> jimmy: i see. well, it was very sweet, any way. well, your mom being there to witness it is also pretty cool. >> oh, she was crying too. i guess i was blocking her. i wasn't doing a good job as an actor in that moment, opening up my co-star. she was there. she was so thrilled. it was very special. it was kind of like nothing could -- i didn't need anything else after that. >> jimmy: that was enough. i learned something about you, that you were a party dj at one time in your life. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what were you djing? >> i'm not good with time. maybe early mid-20s. >> jimmy: okay. and how did you get involved in that? and what kind of stuff did you do? >> i played vinyl records. my friend was a dj. so he was like you should come do it some time. i already collected records. okay. i'll just do it. and it ended up being the perfect like real job for an
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aspiring actor. >> jimmy: i did that also when i was in college. i went around to parties and bar mitzvahs and school dances and weddings. >> really? because the schedule fit in with the late night talk schedule? >> jimmy: no, the late night talk schedule then was me watching letterman. >> so it did fit in. >> jimmy: it wasn't technically a schedule so much as me on the couch. but i did do that. and it was fun job for the most part, except for the carrying the records part. >> yeah, exact lie lijiao when you were doing it was already on the computer, right? why did you carry records? >> just stubbornness. people saying can you play -- >> jimmy: oh, you took no requests. >> what requests were they going to do? i have obscure r&b and soul records, sir. what do you want me to do? no, i don't know what's playing in las vegas right now. i don't know. >> jimmy: so you didn't have a situation where you go to the tower records and comb through trying to find the first dance for the bride and groom? >> it wasn't so much that.
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it was magazine parties and there was one that was a cool bar that also had a bowling alley that i was on the bowling league there. >> jimmy: oh, you were? >> yeah. got an honorary certificate best dressed. which is nice until you realize it's because i only got gutter balls. and come on back, try again. you looked good! >> jimmy: would you get tipped at the end of deejaying? >> no, not like that. but it was a couple of grand sometimes i could get. >> jimmy: really? i made $75 at the height. >> ooh, i'm sorry. >> jimmy: the height. i had to carry like four stairs up to get to the ballroom. >> the carrying of the records is a thing. and there is a drama in that, because you're going to a party, and you don't know what the vibe is. you have to carry what you think is going to happen or how you think you can control the party to be. but sometimes ooh, i didn't realize what the party is and i brought chill psychedelic music and it's not that. >> jimmy: at the end you would get $2,000 and i would only get 75. >> i know. i was kind of hope igcould talk
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about something else and you would forget about that part. because that is sad. >> jimmy: we'll give that to bono. it will be fine. brie larson is here. her show is called "lessons in chemistry." it's on apple tv right now. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought though you by oreo, the cookie that reminds you to stay playful. ge? well to answer that. i'd have to go back to the beginning. i better go warn the kids. oh, boy. ♪
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that in your body will haunt me for the rest of my days. but luckily, we have a new sponsor, one that alliance with our values. tampax. >> when did this happen? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: we are back with brie larson. that is "lessons in chemistry." you can see it on apple tv. plus, you're nominated for a sag award for this? maybe you'll run into j. lo again at that. >> oh, please don't taunt me. >> jimmy: this is really up my alley, because i'm very interested in cooking, and i also am interested in the chemistry of the cooking. >> are you? >> jimmy: yes. so i watched the show, and i wonder, do you -- how difficult is it to remember all the terminology as far as chemistry? >> it's very, very difficult. i make it harder on myself in some ways because i can't memorize anything ahead of time. i can only memorize it once i'm on set. so i had one actor during this go brie, i'm just curious.
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during rehearsal, you're always looking like, this but when we start shooting two seconds later, you're not looking at a page later. oh, because that's me memorizing it two seconds before we start filming. i don't know why i can't memorize the night before. my brain doesn't work like that. to try to do that with premidines and pureines. >> jimmy: and some other things you forgot. >> purposely. i don't remember that. >> jimmy: did you learn to cook for show specifically? >> luckily, i knew that i knew how to do that. i always loved it. but it was a great prep. and it was the best prep i think i ever did, according to my friends and family, because they just got to eat a lot of stuff all the time, and they'd be over eating fried chicken. i hope you never start this show. i hope this show never ends. because i just was cooking up a swarm. >> jimmy: did you do it on your own or working with somebody? >> with the food? >> jimmy: yeah. >> the food was all created by my best friend, courtney mcbroom. she did all the food styling. she is a remarkable chef.
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and it was so fun collaborating with her, because she is so talented. and the food is way of expressing this character. it was great getting to work with her. >> jimmy: is that something you will do? because i find myself, i want to know, when i make scrambled eggs, what is the exact best way to make the scrambled eggs. >> totally. >> jimmy: and i do it very specifically. i will crack the eggs. i will put milk in there. i'll put salt in there. and it has to be -- i blend it and then it has to be 20 minutes at least before i put into it the pan with the butter. and then i don't touch it. i just barely move it in the frying pan. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> um, that sounds nice. >> jimmy: have i gone too far? >> i -- i thought we were in a bit. and i'm not sure if we are. of what i just heard there. >> jimmy: far from it. >> okay. serious about his eggs. >> jimmy: i'll assume the answer is no. >> i don't do my eggs like that.
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>> jimmy: you don't? >> i'll say that but i do care a lot. >> jimmy: what's your favorite kitchen tool? >> ooh, well, i use my cast iron skillet probably the most of anything. >> jimmy: how do you clean it afterwards? >> you got to clean it right away, right away. don't put soap on it. >> jimmy: now they're saying it's okay to put soap. >> what? >> jimmy: there is some research that's been happening. >> oh, no, no, no. i think the cast iron skillet is like a rite of passage. you have to be responsible. >> jimmy: yeah? >> there is no soaking it in the sink, folks. you can't do that. you have to get in there and get intimate with your pan. >> jimmy: you got to scrub it. >> you have to care about it. and it will give you something back. >> jimmy: and then you put it back on the burner after you cooked so all the water gets out of the pan. >> of course. >> jimmy: see, i'm just trying to show you how crazy i am. >> keep looking at your page, it must be in there somewhere. >> jimmy: not anywhere. >> he is really speaking from the heart. i'm surprised. usually i just come here to say some funny stuff, but i'm learning something about you. >> jimmy: i have some literature
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i'd like you to take home. >> okay. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have some cookbooks that are about this thick i would like you to study, and i think it would be great. although this is a limited series, so you're done with it. yeah, that was it. is it fun to do a genre thing like that? >> oh, it's so wonderful. it gets a little confusing, though. maybe you have this here, even though you're yourself. for me there is one moment where i had to lay on the floor and go i'm actually in downtown los angeles. my name is brie larson. it is 2023. it is not whatever. because i started to get confused because it's so immersive in that way, where everybody is dressed so differently. there is nothing about it. so you feel really transported in a good way. but when you're in a soundstage all day, it can get a little confusing. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you. >> you too. >> jimmy: think about my eggs method. >> i will. not in the ways you want me to, but i will. >> jimmy: i'm not going to tell you how to make your eggs. but i would like you to do is just think it through. >> okay, for sure. next time i leave my eggs
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♪ >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back. music from michael buble and jason derulo is on the way. our next guest is a star of stage, tv and the big screen too. she co-stars in the rambunctious new ethan coen movie, "drive-away dolls." >> who the -- are you? >> since when do women curse like that? >> do you know jamie dobbs? do you know jamie dobbs? >> i should have known it was about that -- >> and mary palavi? you shouldn't do that. he can't fight back. he can't hit a girl. he is old school. we just want to locate your friends. they inadvertently took something that belongs to us. we don't want to hurt them. >> they're not friends. hurt them as much as you want. >> jimmy: "drive-away dolls" opens in theaters february 23rd. please welcome beanie feldstein!
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[ applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it seemed like you were actually killing that man. >> i'm pretty powerful. >> jimmy: he turned a color of red that cannot possibly be makeup. >> it's not human, know, yeah. i did what i had to do, you know what i say? i was taught well and i did what i had to do. >> jimmy: i don't know if you're aware of this. you probably are. but our mothers are friends. >> our moms are full besties, full besties. >> jimmy: they are. >> and my wife is in love with your mother's coconut cake on a level that's not human. she called me about it on the way here. >> jimmy: is that right? >> yeah. your mom is an amazing baker. >> jimmy: i don't love coconut. but i feel like she has been holding back on us. >> i think you have to give it another try. >> jimmy: my mother told me you
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were on the show before i knew you were on the show. beanie is on the show in a couple of weeks. >> okay, whatever. >> jimmy: i haven't heard that. and a week later i look at the schedule. oh, yeah, she on the show. yeah, i told you that. >> i told you so. that's what my mama would say. >> jimmy: it's kind of odd. >> my mom is back there. she sends her love. they work on a beautiful nonprofit together and it's all very lovely is live. >> jimmy: that's right. they work at a charity called your mom cares. >> our moms really care. >> jimmy: maybe a little too much. >> she was i could come with you to jimmy if you want. okay. >> jimmy: how are you doing? are you enjoying this time of year? do you like it? >> i'm good. i'm happy to be here and be with you all. and i'm happy to congratulate you on hosting the oscars. >> jimmy: thank you very much. i appreciate that. [ cheering ] >> and, you know, i have to tell you -- >> jimmy: i'd forgotten about that. i'm glad you mentioned that. i probably should prepare. >> i am really glad that you're hosting again, because the one
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year of recent years that you didn't host, they didn't really have host one year, do you remember that year? >> yes, after i hosted, they said you know, we don't need a host. >> we're going walk it back to no host. >> jimmy: this car can drive itself. >> exactly. apparently their kind of idea was to bring younger actors and younger people on to the oscars and present. and so they very kindly right after "booksmart" asked me to be one of those people. and i was really nervous and excited. you know better than anyone. it's the oscars. >> jimmy: right, yeah, sure. >> last minute, they scrapped for time the thing i was supposed to present. you're just going to present mindy kaling. and i was beautiful. i can walk out there and say this is mindy kaling. she is a queen. here you go. >> jimmy: this is a thing they do. people don't know this behind the scenes. but if you're in the last hour of the show, whatever it was they were planning to do with you is going to get canceled. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and you just have to read a name.
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>> so that's my job. and i'm okay. i'm going to go. and i'm waiting backstage. there is a countdown on the clock of how long we have left of the commercial break before i go out there. and there is a wall of oscars next to me. they're just staring at me. and i'm about to step up. i step up. and i was wearing a halter dress, jimmy, and the entire entirety of my halter dress just -- came undone. and there is 20 seconds on the clock left before i go out there. and thank god there was a friend behind me. she yanks it up. the last thing i need is a low-hanging jewish breast on the oscars. it's not what we need, jimmy. certainly not your first time up there, you know. and the oscars were staring at me. the judgment was really flowing from them. and thank god she got it back. >> jimmy: thank good you noticed. >> there was no way not to know. >> jimmy: you felt the air. >> there was nothing to not notice. but, yeah, thank god i worked it
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out. but i'm really glad you're back. >> jimmy: i think that would be embarrassing, but also, you'd be in all the montages, you know. for many years. >> until the end of time. >> jimmy: great moments from the oscars. >> yeah. beanie really went out there. she really did something. >> jimmy: of all the jobs that you've done, i know you do a lot of variety in your work, what is the thing that you're most excited about? >> "grey's anatomy." >> jimmy: "grey's anatomy"! >> yeah, i had a guest star role that i forced myself into on "grey's anatomy." >> jimmy: how did you force yourself into it? >> well, it came out when i was 12. and it was all that mattered to me on this earth, basically. >> jimmy: right. >> since then, and i'm now 30. right after "booksmart" came out, i basically was begging them. i asked. any time you would let me come, i would be there. i don't care where i am on this earth, i would come and be at
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grey. and they finally wrote me on. and i was so grateful. i got to play a patient masquerading as a doctor. so a little bit of both. >> jimmy: right. >> i ran around like a chicken with my head cut off. i was here, i was there, i was on meredith's house, i was touching everything. and they were -- they really got into it. >> jimmy: someone is finally excited to be here. >> so i was really excited to be here. have you met this girl beanie? she's nuts. so one guy, he is like come. okay. and i go over. and they open and they're come in. and i walk in. and it was just a wall of prosthetic heads of every single person who has ever had a surgery on the show. i think i was on season 16. so it had been forever. >> jimmy: they save the heads? >> they save all the heads. and they're name them. they sat back, name them. that's henry, and that's jane doe, and that's loretta, and
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that's meredith. >> jimmy: did you really know? >> i knew everyone better than anyone they had ever seen. and there was also a fridge in the headroom, there was a fridge in there. and i open the fridge. and what's in there. cream cheese and jelly. and they're all that's how we make the babies look like they were just born. we make them into bagel babies. where am i! that was my favorite job i've ever had. >> jimmy: that's pretty good. that's a lot of enthusiasm. >> obsessed. i cried. i cried full tears. just stepping on the lot. >> jimmy: where a man brings you into a room full of heads, that would be an alarming thing. for you it was dream come true. >> best moment of my life. >> jimmy: speak of like best moments of your life, to me, the coen are some of the greatest directors of all time. ethan coen's movie, is this a situation where you even know what the movie is about before you say yes? >> it was -- i mean, i think
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every actor has the coen brothers on their bucket list. so the get an email do you want to audition for ethan coen and his wife's movie, you don't read it. you don't care if it's a tree in the background. you just say yes. and i got on zoom. it was a zoom audition. >> jimmy: wow. >> i got on zoom. and the character i was reading for was named jennifer. and she is a cop. she is an officer of the law. as you can see, she kicks real butt. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and soy get on the zoom. and we do the zoom. and two or three days later, you got the role of jennifer. and as you said, just once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to play one of those real characterful roles. >> jimmy: yeah. >> those true honest to god characters. and a few months later i get a call from the costume designer when we're about to start, and she is okay, so for the character of suki, i was thinking x, y, z. oh my god, did they change me to a different role? there was no suki in the script. so i talked to ethan.
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he was yeah, you know, i just don't look at you and see jennifer. and so i changed your name to suki schenkleman. [ laughter ] and i was truly never felt more seen in my entire life. i was like officer suki schenkleman is definitely more correct than jennifer. and ethan saw that in me. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on your all your dreams coming true. >> ethan coen and "grey's anatomy." yeah. >> jimmy: beanie feldstein, everybody. "drive-away dolls" opens in februarys february 23rd. thank you, beanie. we'll be back with michael buble and jason derulo. ♪ a doctor or an engineer.
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>> jimmy: thanks to brie larson and beanie feldstein. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the song "spicy margarita," michael buble and jason derulo! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ you're my spicy margarita babe ♪ ♪ burn my tongue make me shake mix it up or give it to me straight ♪ ♪ turn me on make me say ♪
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♪ oh oh oh cabo met that girl in cabo wearin' ferragamo ♪ ♪ we was goin shot for shot for shot like desperados snuck into the bathroom ♪ ♪ she might be a problem i should probably stay away ♪ ♪ girl you crazy couldn't even wait for the room ♪ ♪ shakin shakin tryin to keep up with you you're my spicy margarita babe ♪ ♪ burn my tongue make me shake mix it up or give it to me straight ♪ ♪ turn me on make me say ♪ ♪ shots shots shots shots i just can't stop you're the only one i want ♪ ♪ you're my spicy margarita baby burn my tongue make me say ♪
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♪ oh my my my ♪ ♪ mornin sex me in the mornin put on a performance i'll be goin' shot for shot for shot ♪ ♪ she think i'm jordan but she scream derulo my ego enormous fillin' up your body babe ♪ ♪ girl you crazy couldn't even wait for the room ♪ ♪ shakin shakin tryin to keep up with you ♪ ♪ you're my spicy margarita babe burn my tongue make me shake ♪ >> come on, honey! ♪ mix it up or give it to me straight turn me on make me say ♪ ♪ shots shots shots shots i just can't stop you're the only one i want ♪ ♪ you're my spicy margarita baby burn my tongue make me say ♪ ♪ you're my dancin freak
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is it hot enough yeah it's hot enough ♪ ♪ should i take it off >> hell yeah you should take it off ♪ ♪ is it hot enough yeah yeah it's hot enough ♪ ♪ should i take it off mm hell yeah you should take it off ♪ [ cheering ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, king charles diagnosed with cancer. >> we've received breaking news from buckingham palace. >> the outpouring of support. >> i'm very sad to hear this, very sorry to hear.

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