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and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. right now on jimmy kimmel. ewan mcgregor, gina rodriguez and ziggy marley. have a great previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- >> hey! >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!"
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tonight -- ewan mcgregor -- clara mcgregor -- gina rodriguez -- and music from ziggy marley. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, i'm jimmy. i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for braving the atmospheric river to be here. we are coming to you from our headquarters in hollywood, where it's kind of clean for a change. we've been getting washed for 72 hours straight. [ laughter ] it's raining cats and purse dogs here. [ laughter ] it's been crazy. i've lived here for 30 years, i dont think i've seen anything like it. instead of driving home tonight, i'm just going to wait for my house to float by and pick me up. [ laughter ]
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there was flooding on the vegas strip with the super bowl in vegas five days from now. this was interesting. 1 in 4 americans, 68 million people, are expected to bet on the game this year. when i say bet on "the game," i of course mean bet on taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] these are real things you can bet on. you can bet on what color top taylor swift will be wearing to the game. you can bet $500 to win $100 on red, that's the heavy favorite. you can bet $100 to win $400 if she wears white, $100 to win $550 on black, and blue and green are 20-1. if she bet $100 million on herself to wear a green shirt, she could own both teams by the end of the game. [ laughter and applause ] will travis kelce propose to taylor swift and win mvp, comes in at 2-1. will taylor swift's navel be
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shown on cbs? [ laughter ] yes, pays 8-1. this is maybe the weirdest one. "will taylor swift be shown eating a hot dog?" yes is 3-1. and let me say that, there is no more important conversation a father can have with his child than sitting them down to explain he can't go to college. because taylor swift didn't eat a hot dog at the super bowl. [ laughter ] in 2024. yesterday was media day at the super bowl where the quarterback for the chiefs, patrick mahomes, answered a question that's been -- lately that is been on every football fan's mind. >> i mean, the anti-hero song, that one's pretty sweet. so i would say that. but i do love "love story." gets me every single time. >> jimmy: what has become of us? [ laughter ] what happened? it has to be a little weird when your teammate is obsessed with your girlfriend's music. right? [ laughter ] guillermo, you were at media day yesterday, right? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, that's right. >> jimmy: how was it, how did that go? >> guillermo: it was great, percy. >> jimmy: did you talk to travis kelce? >> guillermo: i did, yes. >> jimmy: did you talk to brock
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purdy? >> guillermo: i did, i talked to everybody. >> jimmy: we'll have guillermo's full report with the players from the chiefs and the niners on thursday. the other big event in nevada today was the republican presidential primary. weirdly, donald trump wasn't on the ballot for the primary because of some loophole -- [ cheers and applause ] it doesn't matter, though. nevada is having a primary and a caucus this year. the caucus will be held on thursday. but only the result from the caucus counts, so that's the one trump cares about. basically the caucus is ivanka, and the primary is eric. [ laughter ] the burger king needs all the wins he can get right now. a d.c. federal appeals court today issued their much-anticipated decision on whether or not trump has "presidential immunity" he claimed he had that would protect him from being prosecuted for all his many crimes. the appeals court ruled unanimously that trump does not have immunity. [ cheers and applause ]
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kind of a bummer because the poor guy drank all that bleach for nothing. [ laughter ] the three-judge panel shot down his arguments in a strongly worded 57-page ruling. it was a devastating moment for trump. especially when melania started clapping. [ laughter ] trump said the ruling was "so bad, and so dangerous for our nation." of course, he'll now appeal to the supreme court, which is the legal equivalent of, "well, then i want to speak to your manager." [ laughter ] it's unclear if the supreme court will even hear the case. which would mean the ruling would stand. according to a new poll from cnn, a majority of americans want to see a verdict in the january 6th case before they vote in the election. it's vitally important that we find out whether the former president did what we all saw him do on television or not. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] with all the legal jeopardy hanging over his candy
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corn-colored head -- [ laughter ] trump is trying his best to focus on the campaign. he now says he wants to debate joe biden "immediately." which makes sense. if they wait too long, they'll have to be separated by a glass partition. [ laughter ] another thing trump wants to happen immediately, is for republicans in the senate to kill the bill they negotiated to secure the border. trump has been pressuring, even calling gop senators, trying to get them to not make the deal they already made. basically, he wants chaos at the border so that, come election time, he can claim to be the only one who can stop it. and they're going along with this, which is crazy. most of the republicans liked this, but trump didn't, so now they're trying to kill it. it's like mike pence all over again. [ laughter ] he wants illegal immigration. maybe this is why he never built the wall. maybe he's secretly mexican. and we don't know it. [ laughter ] fortunately, we will all be living in our self-contained worlds with no human interaction whatsoever. have you seen the new apple "vision pro" goggles? this is a $3500 augmented
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reality headset that makes you look like a virgin from the year 3000. [ laughter ] it's basically a computer helmet you wear on your head. and people have been. this guy wore one as he was crossing the street. there's never an open manhole when you need one. [ laughter ] this gentleman was at an nba game, celtics game. imagine paying thousands of dollars for courtside seats and then watching the game with two iphones strapped to your head. [ laughter ] that's not even the worst of it, some people have been driving with the headsets on, to the point where the secretary of transportation, pete buttigieg, had to issue a warning. he wrote, "all advanced driver assistance systems available today require the human driver to be in control and fully engaged in the driving task at all times." which kind of makes you wonder if pete buttigieg has ever seen anyone drive a car. [ laughter ] but sometimes we need a friendly reminder from the government to not play a video game in our ski goggles on the turnpike.
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] i think it's interesting. the better technology gets, the dumber we get. every time there's an amazing new product, we have to remind people not to eat it. [ laughter ] but lots of what they call "early adopters" are already using the headset. in fact, it looks like a guy in our audience is wearing one of these headsets right now. >> argghh! >> jimmy: hello? >> wow, this thing is the future. it's like you're right here in the room with me right now! >> jimmy: yeah. well, i am in the room with you right now. >> hold on one second. one second. >> jimmy: what are you doing? >> ah ah! hold on just one second. and -- send. sorry, i just had to rsvp "maybe" for my cousin, he's having a board game night. >> jimmy: you felt you had to do that during the show? >> geez, would you not interrupt me, please? >> jimmy: i'm interrupting you?
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>> no, not you, my bank keeps asking if i really meant to spend $13,000 on nfts, and it's like, duh, they're coming back! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can i ask you, this is a real -- this is an efficient way to do things? >> yes, of course it is. it's all part of what i call "double-living." >> jimmy: what is that? >> think about it. you spend your entire life only doing one thing at a time. which is, no offense, gross. [ laughter ] but i'm constantly doing two things at the same time, which means i'm essentially living two lives. >> jimmy: okay, but are you enjoying either of them? [ laughter ] >> my productivity is off the charts. >> jimmy: but what are you really accomplishing? i mean -- >> the better question is, "what can't i accomplish?" you see, this headset -- oh -- sorry, sorry, sorry. >> jimmy: are you all right? >> i actually see better with these, it's fine. let me explain. >> jimmy: all right. >> this headset makes multi-tasking a breeze. i can bet my savings on draftkings while i'm in a child
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custody hearing. [ laughter ] i can crush leg day while checking my ex-wife's instagram to see if she's still hooking up with david. [ laughter ] i can even ask a coworker for pictures of her feet while i'm in a meeting with hr. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you watch a lot of porn on that thing, don't you? [ laughter ] >> i stay watching porn on this thing, jimmy. it's like the performers are here in the room with me right now. >> jimmy: okay, yeah -- [ laughter ] that's good. i think we're good, right? >> sorry, sorry. i have to constantly remind myself, fake is fake and real is real. the girls are there to see, not feel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, yeah. i hope you're enjoying your double life, i really do. >> wait a second. yes! direct hit! >> jimmy: what, are you playing a video game? >> no, i'm piloting a drone over yemen. [ add moansen >> jimmy: a real drone? >> yeah, the cia hired a bunch of us as freelancers, and a paycheck's a paycheck, until my ex-wife gets her hands on it.
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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i get it. so wait, you're bombing foreign adversaries while here in this room? >> no, i'm bombing foreign adversaries while i watch thick ankled-step-milfs. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, you can leave that way. >> wow, a pokemon! >> jimmy: it's not a pokemon, that's a -- well, that's -- [ cheers and applause ] well, there you go. you know, we may never read a book again. and not just because of these goggles. all over the country now, books are being banned in schools and libraries at an alarming rate. last school year alone the number of banned books went up 33%. it's dangerous. promoting literacy is more important than ever. and we wanted to do our part. so we invited one of the great champions of reading to weigh in on this book-banning nonsense. ♪ catcher in the rye ♪ ♪ harriet the spy ♪
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♪ don't take a look inside that book ♪ ♪ it's banned book rainbow ♪ ♪ i can't read anything ♪ ♪ take a look inside that book it's banned book rainbow ♪ >> hi, and welcome to "banned book rainbow" where we talk about books that have been banned by adults who don't want kids to learn or grow or change and have totally lost their sense of wonder. sound like fun? >> yeah! >> good! >> all right. why do you think adults are so afraid of books for children? bronson? >> maybe because they don't want their kids to learn and be successful when they're older? >> hm, good answer. >> they don't want their kids to be smarter than them. >> uh snuff. >> they want to have more power. >> he's speaking the truth, though. >> yeah. here's a question for you. if you were the governor, what would you ban? >> um -- racism and
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anti-diversity. >> that's a very good ban. paisley, how about you? >> um -- i would ban barbers. >> you would ban barbers? why? >> because after cutting their hair, you could get their dna, and that's weird. [ laughter ] >> that is probably the best answer i've heard. >> what this? >> think about it. inappropriate use of dna, y'all. now it's time to play our favorite game, "why did they ban this book?" "harriet the spy." why would anyone want to ban "harriet the spy"? because it encourages spying. >> what? >> what? >> "charlotte's web." because talking pigs is disrespectful to god. >> what? >> what? >> exactly. "stella brings the family." gay dads. request this one," stella read
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me a story." the last name of the author is literally the word "gay." >> what? >> for real, seriously. >> just because of the last name? are you dead serious? >> she's not even gay, she's married to a guy named david. >> see, there's no reason to ban it! >> so right about now you're probably wondering how a book actually gets banned. who's ready for a field trip? >> me! >> me! >> okay, hold on tight. >> we don't read any of that filth. in my house we only read "reader's digest" magazines from the 1980s because that's when america was good. >> this is a school board meeting where the banned book sausage gets made. when two people love each other, they make a baby. they put that baby in school, then they come to meetings like this to yell about how books brainwash their kids to joining the woke hive mind. that's insane. >> do you people know what "the chronicles of narnia" even
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about? it's about a group of kids who go into a closet and then come out of the closet. [ laughter ] as gay. [ laughter ] >> can we leave? >> so -- what of we learned? >> that pigs are spies, and penguins are gay? >> exactly. hey, before we go, i'd love to read an excerpt from the one book that will never be banned in america. it's called, "menu by the cheesecake factory." chicken strips. warm crab dip -- >> hey, hey! this guy's reading about a chicken that strips! >> i said chicken strips. >> not in front of my kid, baby-eater. come here. we're leaving. >> you're not my mom. [ laughter ] ♪ it's banned book rainbow ♪ >> brought to you by the
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cheesecake factory, our menu now available as an audiobook. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to levar burton and the kids. folks at the cheesecake factory. we've got a good show for you tonight. gina rodriguez is here, we have music from ziggy marley, and we'll be right back with ewan mcgregor. so stick around!
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two very different visions for california. steve garvey, the leading republican, is too conservative for california. he voted for trump twice and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, she is the star of "not dead yet" which you can see right here on abc. gina rodriguez is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, to celebrate the new bob marley movie, "one love," and bob's birthday, which is today, music from ziggy marley. [ cheers and applause ] who has tickets for everyone in our studio audience tonight, to see "one love" after the show. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by quinta brunson and nikolai coster-waldow, with music from drew and holcomb and the neighbors. our first guest is a top notch actor who comes from a galaxy far, far away, scotland. [ laughter ] he co-stars alongside his real-life daughter clara in the movie "bleeding love." it premieres in theaters and on demand, a week from friday.
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please welcome ewan mcgregor. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> yeah, very nice. very nice. >> jimmy: let me just say, you got out here really fast. like usain bolt or something. >> i'm nervous. i'm nervous tonight, yeah. >> jimmy: i think you might get an offsides penalty -- >> was i too fast? should i come in again? >> jimmy: you don't have to do it again. if you want to later. >> it's nice. very nice. thank you very much. welcome. >> jimmy: how are you? do you miss your home when we have weather like this? does it make you long for -- [ laughter ] >> i was just there. i left scotland a couple of weeks ago and got back here to this rain. >> jimmy: i see. >> like nothing ever happened between. yeah, it's pretty biblical, the weather up where i am. >> jimmy: you were in orlando this weekend? >> yes. >> jimmy: for one of those
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conventions? >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: a huge one, right? >> it was a mega-con. it was a ambiguous one. it was huge. >> jimmy: this is not just like a "star wars" thing, this is a lot of things? >> no, no, i think it's for everything. it's for all movies. all movies. >> jimmy: all movies? >> yeah, i never did them before, and then when i did the obi-wan series -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you. they premiered it at this "star wars" one, the celebration. and i've never done it in the past. and i thought, well, i'm going to do it. because i was excited to bring obi-wan kenobi back, i was excited to play him again. i thought, i'll just try to it see if i like it. and i did. i really did like it. >> jimmy: correct me if i have this wrong, but i feel like there was a time where you didn't even want to talk about "star wars." >> yeah. well, i -- [ laughter ] it's true. something's something's changed. it's partly because i've done
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these and i've met the fans who love the films that we made. >> jimmy: you think it's also because there was like, at that time when it came out, there was -- people are like -- really like -- it's interesting. sometimes people react negatively when they see something right away, then years later they're like, yeah, i like that. >> i think it's different people. because i think the people i meet that really love them were kids then. >> jimmy: ah. >> and nobody was listening to them because there was no internet. >> jimmy: they're kids. >> and they were kids. but now i've just -- i feel closer to them, and i appreciate them. you're right in a way i -- i was -- when i got the role of obi-wan in the original -- the first prequel, i'd made a handful of movies. and i felt like i was like danny boyle's actor, i was making sort of interesting, grungy, urban-type stuff. and i felt like that was a sort of badge on my sleeve, you know. then the idea to take on "star wars" was so massive. and it -- and maybe i thought at
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the time not what i'm really about. it didn't really represent who i thought i was@as an actor. but the closer i got to getting the role, the more i wanted it. i did it, it came out, people said terrible things about it. and it was hard. you know, that's not something that i'd experienced at that point. and then we had to make two more, you know. [ laughter ] that wasn't supposed to be a joke. but anyway. [ laughter ] we went to make a couple more. and we did. we did the best -- we did the best we could. and people were still sort of snide about them when they came out. i think because george was trying to do something new, and people just wanted the experience they'd had. >> jimmy: right. >> when they saw the original ones. >> jimmy: it's a huge -- it's a very high bar to clear. >> right. >> jimmy: it's perhaps the highest bar possible in the movies. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> yeah. but i meet these people, you know, i meet these -- hayden and i do photographs with fans --
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>> jimmy: hayden christensen? >> hayden christensen. and we -- this little guy came, he must have been 9 or 10 years old this little boy with his mom and dad. and he was -- you could just see that when he saw us both together, he joust couldn't hold it together. tears were starting to rundown his face. just the most beautiful thing. it meant so much to him, you know. and somebody passed me a note when we were signing autographs. i read when it i got home to the hotel that night. it was really beautiful. it was a beautiful note saying that the film -- that the "star wars" films had helped this girl through some really dark times in her life. and that she'd saved up for a long time to be able to come to this comic-con. and that although she knew it would only be a tiny moment for me, it was a really big moment in her life. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i thought -- i just thought that was -- that's beautiful. and in a way, to -- to get a chance to meet people like that. it just means the world to me. and it's made me closer to the prequels. >> jimmy: i think that's a great way of looking at it.
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and now that we're on the subject of things that are meaningful to you, not just your career but personally. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your daughter. you and your daughter are in this movie together. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and it's just a movie she wrote too? >> yeah, she -- clara came to -- i mean, it's -- yeah. it's born of a difficult time for us, you know. it was a big change in our lives. a painful time. and then clara came up to me, and we were -- we -- we didn't ever not see each other, but we were -- it was difficult for me and her. because she was hurting a lot. and she said, "i'm writing a script about us." and i thought, oh [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] what's that going to be like? you know. and then some months later, she gave me the script. and it blew my mind. it's so beautiful. about a father and a daughter. and it's not our story per se. but, you know, there's lots of us in it. and she wrote it. she produced it.
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she made it happen. and i was -- i had the privilege of just turning up and acting in it. she was the producer, one of the producers, and also the lead of it. you know. we play father and daughter. >> jimmy: let's bring her -- why don't we take a break, we'll see a clip, we'll bring her out here. ewan and clara mcgregor will be with us when we come back. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by oreo. the cookie that reminds you to stay playful. oh! another door. oh! another door. you can really get lost in this place. (whispering) pretty sure we are. oh boy... (whispering) where are we? where's...the kitchen? is this a bedroom? at least we could bundle our home and car insurance with geico. we could save a lot. square footage is good for resale. finding a perfect home is hard. thankfully, geico makes it easy to bundle and save.
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you know, i've been there, so -- the last thing you need from me is a lecture, but your mommy told me that -- that your face turned blue. i mean, do you know what that means? this is serious, you know? sweetheart. very good. very good. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is "bleeding love." we are love with ewan mcgregor and clara mcgregor. it's great to have you here. >> thanks for having me. >> jimmy: i love these types of situations, because i know ewan is helpless right now. you could say almost anything. >> i really could, i really could, yeah.
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>> jimmy: you know everything there is to know about this man. we could go really deep. couldn't we? [ laughter ] did you -- when you were a kid, would you go to set, would you see this, and do you feel like it made an impression on you? >> absolutely. i mean, i feel very lucky to be -- to have been able to grow up going to these film sets and seeing these movies happen. it definitely made me completely fall in love with filmmaking. i think from all aspects. >> jimmy: were you too young to have been on "star wars"? >> no, i was. >> jimmy: you were, okay. >> i remember "star wars" very fondly because of the craft service table. [ laughter ] it was amazing. >> jimmy: i bet. >> it was amazing. like, i would get there, "yeah, hi, where's crafty?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> that was one of the many fond memories. >> jimmy: i was telling your dad during the commercial break, i've told him this before, he is my daughter, who's there years
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old, her favorite. we watched "maw lawn rouge" like a zillion times in a row in our house. did you experience that with other kids? >> yeah, definitely. i think especially with "star wars," when i was very young in school, there was a lot of -- a lot of the fans. that were my age. >> showing you "moulin rouge" when you were 9. >> oh my god. >> i put a dvd on, "this is your daddy in this film." then i went away to do some stuff in the house and i could hear clara just weeping and wailing, screaming. i came back, "oh my god, i'm so sorry." she's like, "no, leave it, leave it." didn't want me to turn it off. >> i remember that. it made me so emotional. i'm pretty sure that might have been the one and only time i've seen it. >> oh, yeah? >> i loved it, but it made me cry so much as a kid. >> jimmy: do you remember other movies you saw your dad in? >> yes. i mean, i -- we saw -- i saw a lot of them. there was -- there was one that was quite memorable.
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watching this one was quite memorable in particular. because when i was a senior in high school, i took a gender studies class. [ laughter ] and my teacher came up to me near the end of the semester and was like, "there's a movie that i usually teach as part of the curriculum. your dad is in it. and there is some nudity. so i wanted to run it by you before we watched it in class." and i said it was -- it was fine. i didn't really think much of it. and so we watched a movie called "the pillow book," which is a brilliant film, but watching that movie at 17 with your entire high school class, it's more like they're watching me watch that film. [ laughter ] which was definitely an interesting -- >> jimmy: were you nude in that film? >> a lot. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> full frontally nude the whole
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time. >> it's a beautiful film. the teacher, she emailed me before as well to say, look, just so you know, i'm thinking to show this to your daughter's class, is that okay? look, i wouldn't want to be the reason you don't show that movie to your kids because it's a beautiful movie. but i said, you have to guarantee that the kids are mature enough not to make fun of clara or make her feel bad. >> jimmy: were they mature enough not to? >> they were, they were. >> jimmy: wow. >> it was uncomfortable. i think they also probably felt a little uncomfortable. >> jimmy: yeah. "oh, there's where she came from." [ audience moaning and laughing ] >> come on, jimmy. >> jimmy: so you wrote this film. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you have -- i assume you had your dad in mind for the role. did you think about other people? >> nicholas cage. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: nicholas cage? >> 100%.
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no, i'm just joking. i would love to work with him. [ laughter ] >> so would i. i would -- anybody in the world, he would be welcome to play that role. because he's the greatest actor of all-time. >> jimmy: do you feel that way, nicholas cage? >> i fully do. i watched that film, "dream scenario." i was watching it going, he is truly the greatest actor of our time. >> jimmy: you share the -- you both have the same favorite actor? >> yes. >> well, he's one of mine. but yeah. >> yeah. >> i've always been trying to turn you on -- turn you on to nicholas cage for a while. >> i was there when he -- >> jimmy: oh, good, it's going to be a fight. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. no, i remember -- >> jimmy: cage match. >> what was the film -- where the snake skin jacket -- "wild at heart"? i remember the feeling coming out of the cinema seeing "wild at heart" blown away by it. he is amazing. >> jimmy: i never imagined what
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we'd learn from this conversation is you're both smitten with nicholas cage. [ laughter ] >> yeah. it would be fun to see him in this. you know, just a few scenes, maybe. >> jimmy: i think the movie's done already. [ laughter ] it's probably too late. you can tag him on the director's cut. the movie's called "bleeding love." it opens in theaters and on demand a week from friday. ewan and clara mcgregor, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you guys for being here we'll be back with gina rodriguez. i told myself i was ok with my moderate to severe rheumatoid arthritis symptoms. with my psoriatic arthritis symptoms. but just ok isn't ok. and i was done settling. if you still have symptoms after a tnf blocker like humira or enbrel, rinvoq is different and may help. rinvoq is a once-daily pill that can rapidly relieve joint pain, stiffness, and swelling in ra and psa. relieve fatigue for some... and stop joint damage. and in psa, can leave skin clear or almost clear.
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>> guillermo: two africans elephants. >> jimmy: that is correct, guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] here we go. next question. this could win it. how tall is mount everest? a, 29,3 feet or a quarter inches? >> guillermo: this question is harder than the first one. >> jimmy: it is indeed. >> byron: i'll take "b." >> jimmy: oh, that is sorry, incorrect. please try harder next time because it all comes down to this final question. for all the marbles, which of these jars contains more marbles? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: i can't decide. i'm going to twist on it. >> jimmy: he's going to twist on it! he's using his twist life tine. guillermo will now twist
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answer the question. >> guillermo: the cream is on the left so i pick "a." >> jimmy: yes, that is correct! [ cheers and applause ] congratulations, guillermo. you win the grand prize, which is a trip to beautiful hollywood, california. >> guillermo: wait, jimmy, we're already in hollywood. >> jimmy: yeah, well, that's not our problem. anyone you'd like to thank? >> guillermo: oh, yes. thank you to oreo cookies! >> jimmy: oh, that's great. [ cheers and applause ] what about your family? would you like to thank them? >> guillermo: no. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] >> lou: next time you have a decision to make, grab an oreo cookie and twist on it. you're sure that's a good idea? what's the worst that can happen? i'm going to twist on it. hello, father. yeah, absolutely not. he's perfect! (luke) what about “homes is where the homes are?” (marci) y“where homes live?”. (luke) “home sweet homes?” (marci) no. (luke) something, something “phone homes.” (marci) no. (luke) “website full of homes...”
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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. music from ziggy marley is on the way. you know our next guest from five seasons of "jane the virgin." her new series is called "not dead yet." season two premieres tomorrow here on abc, please welcome gina rodriguez. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? >> wonderful. >> jimmy: very good to see you. i haven't seen you in quite some time. >> i know, it's been too long. >> jimmy: it has. you have a baby now. >> i have a baby. >> jimmy: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> i made a human. and it feels nice. it feels good. >> jimmy: how did you do it? [ laughter ] >> you know -- the story's you got time, everybody? and pretty intense, there may be
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tears. but i did, and he turned 1 yesterday. >> jimmy: yesterday, how about that. [ cheers and applause ] did you have a party? >> we had a rager. >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> yeah. it was -- gas basically his first wedding. it felt right. on the worst day of the entire -- >> jimmy: it was pouring rain yesterday. >> but that didn't stop us. >> jimmy: i assume it was indoors? >> it was indoors. and half outdoors. everything i planned was outside until about five days prior. i was like, i'm getting tents. i'm getting tents. >> jimmy: yeah, right, sure. >> nobody's going to stop me. and we had tents. >> jimmy: i thought you were getting tense. [ laughter ] like, that makes sense. >> that too. tents. >> jimmy: more than one tent? >> i got a massive tent for the backyard. >> jimmy: oh, boy, wow. >> it was rail intense. it was tense. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what do you have in your hand? >> i got merch. charlie merch. >> jimmy: oh my god.
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>> the party favors. i tyke it a bit far. he says only a few words, but jimmy kimmel gets a pin. >> jimmy: oh, how nice. oh boy, is he cute. oh my god, is he cute. holy cow. oh, you had pins made. >> we expect you to wear it nightly. but it's not a big deal. >> jimmy: that's him? >> from a picture. one of my favorite pictures of my little man. >> jimmy: oh. >> i'll give that this to you. >> jimmy: let's see here. what do we got -- oh, yeah. wow. >> look under your chairs. there's a pin for everyone! [ laughter ] no, there's not, there's not. i really wish i could do that, though. that would have been really something else, wouldn't it? >> jimmy: your dad, and you know that i'm interested in this, is a famous boxing is his name. your husband's a fighter also. >> yes. >> jimmy: how is that going to work when the school says -- when you have to tell your son,
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"don't hit the other kids." he's going to be, what do you mean, don't hit other kids? >> my dad raised us fighting. it was always for self-defense. we were never to hit first, only to protect ourself. so my husband is super gentle. nobody realizes this. i'll always be the one, "yeah, get him, get him!" my husband's like, "no." i'm like, all right, no, that's cool, whatever. >> jimmy: maybe you tell charlie, don't hit anybody unless you get paid. >> right. there we go. i like that. that's a good plan, right? but i have a feeling we're going to be the mom, "what did he do? what did you do back? what did you say?" >> jimmy: yeah, you have that feeling you are going to be that mom for sure. >> i know, no, no. >> jimmy: sitting at the playland in mcdonald's, "go get that kid." yeah. [ laughter ] >> i already find myself thinking -- how do you get mad at 2-year-old? i'm like," did you see what he did? i cannot believe."
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>> jimmy: trust me, you can get mad at a 2-year-old, it's no problem at all. [ laughter ] >> it's so intense. >> jimmy: sometimes 13, 14 times day, you can get mad at a 2-year-old. >> i've got to work on it. >> jimmy: on the show you play with an obituary writer who communicates with those who passed, the people you're writing about. >> yes. >> jimmy: has that resulted in you hearing from people about their supernatural experiences, et cetera? >> sometimes, yeah. i get a few of those for sure. i welcome them, though. >> jimmy: you do, you like that? >> i do. i always welcome people's experiences. >> jimmy: so people tell you, "i saw a ghost," or "i am a ghost"? >> right, right. we don't talk about those times, no. i've had some funky experiences. funky is not the right word. >> jimmy: have you really? or do you feel like, because you're on the show, you have to embrace that notion? [ laughter ] >> so -- right. oh, i don't know. i am a method actor.
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[ laughter ] no, no, no. i had an experience -- i didn't know we were going to talk about this. i had an experience when i was like, 22. right out of college. i was in new york. and my favorite uncle jose had passed away. and my parents didn't tell me. because they didn't want to upset me. and -- i'm not -- i'm not upset about it. [ laughter ] like 12 years later. no. and i was going to an audition. and people were waiting for the elevator. i was already late. i started climbing the stairs super fast. i see a man in the corner. and i look up and there's my uncle. i'm like, oh! and he doesn't say anything. he just puts his hand like this. and i was like, oh, i'm getting chills right now, whoa. maybe because it's freezing in here. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> freezing and the coffee backstage is strong. [ laughter ] but he does that. and i just blow past it because
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i'm like, what did i just see? am i having a nervous breakdown? my parents weren't telling me my favorite uncle passed. i go and audition, i get the job. that job led to other jobs. and i always get like my uncle was there with me. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] give it up for tio jose! >> jimmy: oh, look, there he -- oh, no, that's guillermo. >> it's all right. me and guillermo are also related. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thank you for the sticker and the pin. season two of "not dead yet" premieres tomorrow, 8:30 here on abc, you can watch it the next day on hulu. [ cheers and applause ] and gina's new movie "players" premieres valentine's day on netflix, too. we'll be right back with ziggy marley. gina rodriguez!
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>> jimmy: thanks to ewan and clara mcgregor, gina rodriguez, and levar burton. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first -- the bob marley movie called "one love" comes out on valentine's day. this is his classic album, "legend." here with the song, "could you be loved," ziggy marley! [ cheers and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ could you be loved loved ♪ ♪ could you be loved and be loved ♪ ♪ don't let them fool ya oh no or even try to rule ya oh no ♪
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♪ we've got a mind of our own so go to hell if what you're thinking ♪ ♪ is not right love would never leave us alone in the darkness ♪ ♪ there must come out to light could you be loved and be loved ♪ ♪ could you be loved and be loved ♪ ♪ the road of life is rocky and you may stumble too ♪ ♪ so while you're pointing fingers someone else is judging you could you be ♪ ♪ could you be could you be loved could you be could you be loved ♪ ♪ could you be could you be could you be loved could you be ♪
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♪ don't ♪ don't let them change ya oh no ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ or even rearrange ya no ♪ ♪ oh no no ♪ ♪ hey we've got a life to live ♪ ♪ they say only only only the fittest of the fittest shall survive ♪ ♪ ♪ stay alive ♪ ♪ could you be love and be loved ♪ ♪ could you be love and be loved ♪ ♪ never miss your water until the well run dry ♪
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♪ no matter how you treat him man will never be satisfied ♪ ♪ could you be loved could you be could you be loved could you be ♪ ♪ love your brother man ♪ ♪ could you be could you be loved could you be could you be loved ♪ ♪ say something reggae-reggae say something rockin' rockin' ♪ ♪ say something reggae-reggae say something rockin' rockin' ♪ ♪ say something reggae-reggae say something ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight -- we find the defendant guilty. >> michigan set the precedent

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