mayor and then in the legislature. i enshrined abortion rights in our california constitution. in the face of trump, i strengthened hate crime laws and lowered the costs for the middle class. now i'm running to bring the fight to congress. you were always stubborn. and on that note, i'm evan low, and i approve this message. previously on "jimmy kimmel live" -- [ screaming ] >> oh my god! please get out of that thing right now! oh my god! [ laughter ] >> lou: from hollywood it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- dua lipa, leo woodall, and music from sum 41. with cleto and the cletones.

and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, very nice. thank you. hi, everybody. i'm jimmy. i am the host of the show. thank you for watching. it is a delight to have you here at our headquarters in hollywood. it's very nice. my day got off to a weird start. this morning, i woke up to a text asking if we had nikki haley on the show the night before. it actually said, "did you have haley on the show?" and it took me a while to figure out -- haley who? duff? joel osment? so i went online and learned that nikki haley, who is running for her life right now -- [ laughter ] co-opted one of our bits.

she tweeted, "there are always going to be haters and doubters but that means we're doing something right. the best way to troll the trolls? have a good laugh." and then she went right into mean tweets. she used our bit, our title, our logo, our graphic. she called it "nikki haley live." worst of all, she added the fakest fake laugh track maybe i've ever heard. >> nicki "bird brain" haley is losing big, all in caps, in the polls against crooked joe. where? i haven't seen it. i am beating him all over the place. she is weak on the border. i passed the toughest illegal immigration law in the country. i'm the strongest border president ever. well, then, why did you let 3 million illegals come into the country under your watch? that's all you have to know. exactly. >> jimmy: she's a natural! the woman knows her way around a

joke, you have to give her that. [ laughter ] i don't want to let this -- this is not how it works. you can't just take our thing and do it yourself. how would you like it if i launched a disastrous campaign for president? [ laughter ] this is why you lost nevada to "none of the above." this kind of thing. [ laughter ] if you're going to steal our bits, at least eat all of eric trump's halloween candy. [ laughter ] see what kind of tap drum he throws. anyway, i wish you a lot of luck, governor haley, and you'll be hearing from my attorney, one rudolph giuliani, very soon. [ laughter and applause ] wouldn't it be fun if i hired him to be my lawyer? nikki haley was not on the ballot for the nevada caucuses today. donald trump is expected to get all the republican delegates. presuming he is even allowed to run for president. the supreme court heard arguments today on whether trump should be disqualified from running in colorado because of a clause in the constitution that bans officials who "engaged" in an insurrection from running for office. the conservative court is expected to rule in trump's favor. trump was not in d.c. for the

hearing today, but he did have something to say about it. here are his two primary lines of defense. number one, it wasn't an insurrection. and number two, i didn't cause the insurrection. >> they kept saying about what i said. right after the insurrection. because i think it was an insurrection caused by nancy pelosi. >> jimmy: that's right, nancy pelosi cooked up a secret plot to have a bunch of maga morons break into her office and poop into her desk. [ laughter ] that's how she does things. very sick woman. >> i said, peacefully and patriotically. the speech was called "peaceful and patriotic." peacefully and patriotically. >> jimmy: yes, and then his fol followers tried to peacefully and patriotically kill the vice president of the united states. and then we have ted cruz, who old teddy munster is quietly proposing new legislation that would make it harder for politicians to get stopped at the airport. he's got this plan. if it passes in the senate,

lawmakers would get a "security escort" and a private, expedited security screening when they travel. sounds like somebody just booked an all-inclusive snorkel trip to sandals. [ laughter ] he said there are "serious security threats facing public officials," like people getting photos of you fleeing your state during a major power outage. [ laughter ] to get some sun on your big ol' nipples. that kind of stuff. [ laughter ] i think ted's worried someone will get a picture of him taking his shoes off at security, and everyone will find out he has hooves. [ laughter ] if you don't know, ted cruz got caught going to cancun by a fellow traveler who took a picture of him. post ed it. he doesn't want what to happen again. it's pretty great that the guy who is always screaming about people sneaking across the border doesn't want us to know when he's sneaking across the border. [ laughter ] and that's not the only thing ted cruz wants to ban. he's also pushing to outlaw spray painting "suck it gargamel" on a senator's car, whipping bobbleheads at senators

attending astros game, and screaming "eat it, you greasy bitch" at senators out of windows of cars. [ laughter and applause ] this is good too. speaking of weird laws. in morganton, north carolina, a man is being charged with a crime i have to say i've never even heard of before. >> a morganton man is in custody for allegedly misusing a courthouse fire extinguisher. >> police say they found the equipment damaged, leading to the suspect's arrest. sanders' exact charge under north carolina state law is molesting a fire extinguisher system. >> jimmy: wait a minute. do you mean to tell me that this is the face of a man who molested a fire extinguisher? i find that very hard to believe. [ laughter ] the super bowl is on sunday in my hometown of las vegas. san francisco 49ers of are favored by two points over the kansas city chiefs. people have been asking me who i think is going to win. i don't know who's going to win but i know someone who does. there is a very psychic pair of

dogs named ella and petunia. for the past seven years, they've been picking winners for us. they've picked seven winners in a row. and joining us now, from eugene, oregon, please welcome the world's most famous prognosticating pugs, ella and petunia! [ cheers and applause ] elwhen? there they are. [ laughter and applause ] ella, petunia? thank you for joining us. we'd like to know -- guys? who you'd like to win the super bowl. yeah, guys? dark once if you think the 49ers are going to win. and bark twice if you think it's the chiefs. [ laughter ] well, you know what, i guess they were busy. [ applause ] it's our own little taylor and travis. thanks to taylor swift, more people who have no idea what's happening on the football field will watch the game this sunday than ever. taylor is going to las vegas to support her boyfriend. did you know she has a boyfriend? [ laughter ] her boyfriend is travis kelce. and this poor guy -- he's there to play football.

and somehow, every other question he gets asked is about his girlfriend. >> has she given you a super bowl pep talk? >> no rr. >> that's a question for taylor. >> these bets are crazy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: can we smell you, travis? smell your neck to see if it has a hint of taylor on it? [ laughter ] and while almost all of the focus has been on travis and taylor, the quarterback for the 49ers has a pretty great story himself. his name is brock purdy. two years ago he barely squeaked into the nfl. he was the very last pick in the seventh round of the nfl draft. number 262. they call the guy who gets picked last every year "mr. irrelevant." and now "mr. irrelevant," is starting for the 49ers in the super bowl and is also being asked very strange questions like this. >> you and lee harvey oswald circling around the internet

right now, people think you two -- have you ever heard that before? >> i haven't, that's my first time hearing that. >> what do you think of that comparison? physical comparison, i should say. >> uh -- yeah -- uh -- i don't know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, obviously it's ridiculous. just because he and lee harvey oswald look exactly the same. [ laughter ] and i mean, exactly the same. there's no reason to compare a quarterback to the guy who shot jfk. except for the way he answered the question, something about it seemed a little off, maybe? so we did a bit of digging. and here's what we learned. brock purdy is 24 years old. how old was lee harvey oswald when he killed jfk? also 24. eh, whatever. now, lee harvey oswald was born october 18th. that's 10/18. add 10 and 18 together, you get 28. brock purdy wore number 15 in college. and in the nfl, wears number 13.

add those two together, you get 28. let's compare the statistics. oswald had never assassinated anyone before 1963, so we'll call that his rookie year. [ laughter ] he fired three shots at president kennedy and hit him twice. that's a 67% completion average. [ laughter ] brock purdy's completion average in his rookie season, also just 67%. [ applause ] they have the same -- and then the big one. what did lee harvey oswald say after he was arrested? do you remember? he said, "i'm just a patsy." well let's look at that footage again and listen very closely. >> back up, man. come on, man. i'm just brock purdy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: whoa. brock purdy is 85 years old! [ laughter ] we formed a commission and will be releasing a 900-page report on this very, very soon. someone get karen rodgers on the phone.

he's going to want to hear this. [ laughter ] a lot of dumb stuff happens at super bowl media night. much of it generated by our own guillermo. guillermo made a pilgrimage to the super bowl in vegas to interview the players and the coaches. [ cheers and applause ] he asked the hard-hitting questions that only he can, and he files this report from vegas, home of super bowl lviii. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: hi, it's me, guillermo. i'm here in the super bowl media, i'm here with? >> lay jen moore. >> guillermo: how does it feel to be in the super bowl? >> it's an amazing feeling. i mean -- as a football player, you kind of work your whole life to be able to be in this moment -- it's just cool, it's cool. >> guillermo: what else? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: hey, travis kelce, mr. travis kelce, how are you? it's me, guillermo, for jimmy kimmel. i want to tell you something. everybody's talking about taylor swift flying from japan. but i want to tell you, yesterday i was in burbank and they canceled my flight.

>> hate when that happens. >> guillermo: they moved it to 3:00. then i was right there, they move to it 5:00. then they move to it 11:00. let me tell you something, 11:00, the bar closed. i was so angry and everything. but i say, i got to get here because you're my guy. >> you're my guy, i appreciate you getting here, baby. i'll make it worth your while, i promise. >> guillermo: hey, mr. christian, how are you? how are you doing, man? listen, your fiancee bought a luxury box for your mom. that's so nice of her. i bought a ticket to tijuana for hi mother-in-law, she hasn't used it yet. what do you think of that? >> that's nice stuff, man. she's got to use that ticket. >> guillermo: listen, i want to ask you a question. have you gone one day without wearing underwear? >> i did today. >> guillermo: you did? >> i did today earlier. oh my god. i don't even know why i'm telling this.

>> guillermo: i'll let you -- >> thank you, you're such a gentle gentleman. >> guillermo: he look like he's my size. hey, my george. >> what's up? what's up, dog? >> guillermo: how are you, man, how you doing? congratulations, man. thank you. would you rather win a super bowl or have a cameo on "yellowstone"? >> i'd rather win the super bowl. >> guillermo: oh, yeah? >> yeah, yeah. >> guillermo: listen, do you sleep with the lights on or off? >> i sleep with the lights off. >> guillermo: good boy. good job, man. >> yes, sir, appreciate it. >> guillermo: listen, you're a great coach. why can't you coach patrick mahomes moustache? the moustache look like my mother-in-law moustache. it's so sad. >> you and i are blessed. >> we're blessed. look. >> that's right, that's right. >> guillermo: hey, patrick.

>> my man, that's my man. >> guillermo: i'm doing good. hey, listen, you don't get tired of this every year? >> every time you go to disney, you've got to get a turkey leg. the kids are getting older too, so they want to enjoy it. i'm doing it for the kids. >> guillermo: can i give you a hug and a high-five? >> yes, i've got a nice little hand shake for you. >> guillermo: good luck, thank you. good luck with the moustache. the 49ers are in the super bowl. so i got something special for you guys. >> what you got? >> guillermo: look. it's 49 layers deep. you want to try it? look, it got black beans, pinto beans, asparagus, chips, haul pawn 88s, raviolis, eggs, refried beans, sour cream, carne asada, guacamole, cheese. dyno nuggets. you like dyno nuggets? >> nah. you got tater tots in there?

>> guillermo: dater tots, corn nuts -- >> you're going to get sick. >> guillermo from jimmy kimmel decided to crash it and had eric feeding him egg rolls. i definitely didn't have this on my bingo card during opening night. >> i want you to -- >> are you serious? >> go for the belly button, that's lucky. >> what? >> guillermo: yeah, get the belly button. >> i ain't going to do the belly button but i'll put my initials. >> you can bconvenient know me, it's $20. >> right here? >> guillermo: appreciate it. wow, my squares are going fast. pick a square. okay, that will work. that's a lot of money. you guys owe me 100 bucks. the belly button's still open. >> nah, i'm going to save that for patrick mahomes or something. >> guillermo: they almost sold out. the problem is the blue guys, they [ bleep ]ed it up. blue guys, man, they're telling

it. the belly button is still open, that's a lucky one. >> yeah, all right. >> guillermo: oh, man, that tickles a lot. he picked the belly button, that's good. hopefully he wins. well, that's it from media day. have a great super bowl! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you did it again, you did it again. guillermo, everybody. >> guillermo: what you think. >> jimmy: hey, we've got a good show tonight. from "the white lotus," leo woodall is here. we have music from sum 41. and we'll be right back with dua lipa. so stick around!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, welcome back. tonight, you know him from "the white lotus." his new show on netflix is called "one day." leo woodall is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, from canada, this is their newest and final album. it comes out march 29th. it's called "heaven and hell." music from sum 41. [ cheers and applause ] you can see sum 41 on their very last tour of the united states starting april 19th in omaha, nebraska. next week, we have new shows next week with katy perry,

lionel richie, gwen stefani, america ferrara, kenny smith, sondra huller and pedro pascal. with music from charles wesley godwin, shade and kygo with ava max. so please join us for all of that. our first guest is a multi-platinum selling megastar with a highly anticipated third album coming out later this year. her new single "training season" debuts on february 15th. say hello to dua lipa. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? thanks for coming. >> thank you for having me. >> jimmy: hey, how long did they make you hang on this monkey bar to get this picture? >> a very long time, actually. i was -- i mean, how do you think i got these? >> jimmy: yeah that seems unpleasant, really. i think sometimes we -- yeah. because your hair can't go like that.

>> no. >> jimmy: no, yeah. it seems like you're very, very, very, very busy. like maybe busier than anyone in the whole world. is that true? >> i don't know about anyone in the whole world. but busy. >> jimmy: what's your daily schedule like? >> oh. i'm obsessed with my schedule. >> jimmy: oh, good, okay. >> because i plan everything. like, i put in -- i have a shower and -- >> jimmy: no, come on, is there really showers? >> and get ready and everything is down to the minute. >> jimmy: you write down "take a shower"? >> i write down "watch succession." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: for real? even your fun is scheduled? >> i need to plan things. in order for me to be able to do work and take care of me. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i like to plan things. that way, i feel like i can do it all. >> jimmy: is it at all loose? like if you said -- could you go like, you know what, i'm going to go to smart and final and buy

corn dogs. >> go rogue. >> jimmy: just go rogue for a couple of hours. >> i could. it just depends how the day goes. but i like to stick to it. >> jimmy: do you feel like you're obsessive-compulsive? is that the reason why you write all that stuff down? >> i just -- i like being in control. >> jimmy: have you always been like that even as a kid? >> yeah. i had to-do lists. like, from when i was tiny. like, my parents would find them around the house. "do my homework, get ready go to school." >> jimmy: were you a good student? >> debatable. look, i liked to write things down. my ideas and my plans and my dreams. you know how they would materialize in school. whatever happened then, it worked out. >> jimmy: you know when your third album is coming out, right? >> i do, yeah. >> jimmy: you're not sharing that information yet? >> i'm not, no. >> jimmy: why? >> because -- i want to keep it a secret for a little bit longer. >> jimmy: if i guess when it is, will you get mad at me? [ laughter ] because i think i figured it

out. i gave it some thought. >> oh, you did? >> jimmy: like a detective, this afternoon. do you want me to say? well -- go on. >> jimmy: okay. i think it's going to come out on leap day. >> on leap day? >> jimmy: dua lipa day. >> right, very good. [ applause ] >> jimmy: there's only one -- there's a leap day every four years. >> it's good. it would be the best-kept secret for sure. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> no, it's not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no? it really isn't? >> no. >> jimmy: well, it should, why wouldn't it? it makes -- all right, all right. [ laughter ] >> i can't reach my secrets. >> jimmy: you cannot reveal the title of the album either? >> no. >> jimmy: can you tell us what letter it starts with? [ laughter ] >> you're on a mission tonight. >> jimmy: you must have it written down somewhere, right? >> i do. i do have it written down somewhere. >> jimmy: you know what it's going to be? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you did give us a little something that i don't think people know about, you gave us the lyrics to your new song "training season."

i do want to ask you this, because i'm curious about your songwriting process. you actually brought something pretty cool. i'm going to show that in a second. but when you write these songs, you write them down in a book? >> yeah. well, it was my first time doing it. i started writing for this album in 2021, and i just wanted to write my ideas down. so i went down to cvs, and i just bought a random notebook. had i have known how important that book would have been, maybe i would have gotten a more fancy one. >> jimmy: you really went into a cvs? huh. >> i love cvs. >> jimmy: do you? >> i'm obsessed with it. there's nothing like a cvs, going in and buying a bunch of stuff you don't need. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you hike when you get the receipt that's a mile and a half long? >> the tree you get. >> jimmy: like a beauty pageant sash or something. you brought the book -- you really bought this at cvs? >> yes. >> jimmy: this contains all your

thoughts, your lyrics? >> it's got everything written for this album. i wrote 97 songs. >> jimmy: no wonder you don't have time for corn dogs, wow. [ laughter ] 97 songs? >> yeah. and only because i have this, it's now become kind of this, like, relic of mine in a way. >> jimmy: aren't you terrified that this is going to get lost somehow? >> yes, petrified. >> jimmy: yeah, or i'm just going to run. >> you're going to take it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i'm sweating right now at the idea. >> jimmy: i'd never do that, i would never, ever do anything like that. but that's pretty -- that's pretty impressive. i mean, this is kind of -- nowadays, seems like people just kind of hum the song into their phone or they just type the lyrics. it's very old fashioned in a way. >> yeah, i just -- i loved -- when i started, then i couldn't stop. and now i feel very lucky to have it. >> 97 songs in here. are any of them terrible? >> yes. >> jimmy: really? >> about 80 of them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, really? so that makes it easier to whittle them down. >> yeah, exactly.

no, the second i write a song, i know whether it's good or not, or whether it's close to being good. then i would rework it. every song in this album, unlike any of the other records i've made, i've gone in and rewritten it over and over again until i felt it was perfect, which i didn't have the confidence to do on my previous records. whatever i wrote on the day was pretty much what everyone heard. and now, this time around, i'm much more confident in myself as a songwriter, as a performer, how i want things to be and sound and look. and so i just went in, and i just digged a little deeper, and i changed things to the point that it felt perfect to me. and i feel proud of it. >> jimmy: "training season" is about -- you fill in the blanks here. it's about dating. it's about training people you dated? >> well, it's almost like -- not one thing to train people up. >> jimmy: i see.

have you found that you've had to train people? >> i think, like, with every dating experience, like whether, you know, it's good or bad, each person kind of leaves the situation having learnt something. you know? >> jimmy: ideally, yeah. >> they'll be better for the next person. >> jimmy: i don't want to date that person again. [ laughter ] >> ever again. >> jimmy: your lyrics which you shared with us, are you someone that i can give my heart to or just the poison that i'm drawn to? >> it can be hard to tell the difference late at night. >> jimmy: that's right. here we are, late at night. [ laughter ] play fair. is that a compass in your nature, or are you tricky because i've been there and baby i don't need to learn that lesson twice. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: but if you really want to go there you should know i need someone to hold me twice deeper than i've ever known whose love feels like a rodeo. now, have you been to a rodeo? [ laughter ] i feel like a rodeo is not what you -- they smell, first of all, they smell like animals. >> right. i haven't been to -- i was thinking more metaphorically.

i'm ready for the ride of my life kind of thing. >> jimmy: i see. okay, all right, all right. wow, that's something else, yeah. [ laughter ] boy, would i love to get into this book. i feel like it's taunting me. it's looking at me right now. oh, i wanted to mention something. because this is pretty cool. this is a photograph -- katy per perry's going to be here on monday. >> oh, cool. >> jimmy: this is a photograph -- you know what this is? what year this was? >> well, i was 15 years old. >> jimmy: okay. katy's somewhere in here. there she is right there. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and there's you right there. >> that's me. >> jimmy: she called kids up on stage, and you jumped up there? >> yep. i was 15. california girl's dream tour. hammersmith, apollo in london, i was so excited. >> jimmy: i bet. >> calling people up on stage. >> jimmy: here's a closer -- a different photo we have here. >> oh my god. >> jimmy: there's katy, there's you, and look, it's guillermo. [ laughter ] when was that, guillermo? >> guillermo: oh, long time ago, jimmy.

>> jimmy: you know, his love is like a rodeo, i've always said that. [ laughter ] dua lipa is here. "training season" is her song. it comes out thursday. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by oreo, the cookie that reminds you to stay playful. how'd we get here? well to answer that. i'd have to go back to the beginning. i better go warn the kids. oh, boy. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ the sausage burrito. it's your mcdonald's breakfast wrapped in a cozy tortilla blanket. ahhh to be wrapped in a cozy tortilla blanket...

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woodall backstage. we're back with dua lipa. you're born in london. your parents are of albanian descent? >> albanian from kosovo. >> jimmy: do you know the show "cheers" or is that before your time? >> i've heard of the show but i haven't seen it. >> jimmy: it's the best show, first of all. >> i've got to check it out. >> jimmy: this is all i know about albania, other than you're from there and the belushi brothers are albanian. there's a song one of the characters sings ♪ albania albania it borders the aid ddriatic ♪ ♪ and their chief export is chrome ♪ [ laughter ] >> nice. >> jimmy: is that the chief export? >> i have no idea. >> jimmy: that's my knowledge. >> i'll check on google after this. >> jimmy: last time you were here, you shared some albanian superstitions. >> yeah. >> jimmy: so this time, there's some great sayings, albanian

sayings. i'm going to do my best -- i might have to put on my reading glasses here to do this. i'm going to struggle through pronouncing these. you can correct me if i get it wrong. >> you're going to pronounce them in albanian? >> jimmy: oh, yes. [ laughter ] >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i mean, it's not going to sound like -- >> i'm really looking forward to this. >> jimmy: it's not going to sound like albania but i'll give it a shot. [ speaking in a non-english language ] that means? >> "they made them grapes and plums." which means they spent all their money on drinking and partying. >> jimmy: oh. okay. >> you know? grapes and plums. you've got rakki, which is from grapes, and plum wine. that kind of stuff. [ speaking in a non-english language ] >> you're very good at this. [ laughter ]

the literal translation is, "you've got plank missing." which is like, you've got a screw loose. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, all right. all right. [ speaking in a non-english language ] >> which is -- "just for eyes and cheeks" and chind of means, doing something with no effort, just for show, doing it for the sake of doing it. >> jimmy: okay. all right, one more. [ speaking in a non-english language ] [ laughter ] i like to imagine every albanian in the world laughing hysterically right now. [ speaking in a non-english language ] >> "climb or i'll kill you." >> jimmy: what? >> or "go down or i'll kill you." >> jimmy: is that what they said to you when you were shooting this?

[ laughter and applause ] "climb or i'll kill you"? >> it's very aggressive, actually, when i think of it. it's kind of like, damned if i do, damned if i don't. but we have another one which is like -- [ speaking in a lala language ] "grab one action hit the other." if you have two people, dealing with two people, they're both idiots. >> jimmy: okay. >> there's kind of no silver lining. it's just a [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: grab one, hit the other. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: all right. well, thank you for not hitting me. >> hey, you about $a very good job. >> jimmy: it's very good to see you. thank you for sharing my first albanian experience. >> of course, my pleasure. >> jimmy: dua lipa, everyone. "training season" comes out thursday. we'll be back with leo woodall. when moderate to severe ulcerative colitis takes you off course.

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from sum 41 is on the way. you know our next guest from "the white lotus" where he was a

remarkably devoted nephew. [ laughter ] his new show is on netflix. it's called "one day." please welcome leo woodall. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you, how are you doing? >> yo, leo! >> it is cool. >> jimmy: i'm glad you're here. i enjoyed you on "the white lotus." you were a villain but also -- i hated you, i also liked you, and i felt sorry for you on the show. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: not you, of course, but the character that you were playing. >> yeah. >> jimmy: was that your first big job? >> oh, yeah. oh, yeah. definitely kind of, you know -- changed a lot of things. >> jimmy: yeah, i would imagine so, yeah. did you know when you auditioned for that role that you would -- how it was going to go? like with that scene with the uncle? you did not know? they didn't say, "by the way,

you'll be sodomizing an older man." [ laughter ] "fyi, want to make sure you're cool with that beforehand," they didn't tell you that? >> didn't tell me that. quite surprised. >> jimmy: who in your family is an actor? >> my dad is an actor. my stepdad. it kind of goes, you know -- >> jimmy: back to shakespearean times? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: so are they excited that you are an actor? or is that something they did not want for you? >> no, they are, they're very supportive. my mom gets very anxious it. >> jimmy: why? >> when i told her i was going to be on your show, she had nearly a panic attack. >> jimmy: really? >> not nearly a panic attack, she was kind of -- >> jimmy: what was the nature of her fear? was she concerned that -- >> i think she's just worried about her little boy. >> jimmy: i see. mom, there's nothing to worry about, we're going to take very good care of your little boy.

[ laughter ] >> she definitely wasn't expecting one of my first big jobs to be, what did you say, sodomizing an older man. [ laughter ] ? yes, right. well, who could ever imagine that? did you know when you were a kid that you wanted to -- [ laughter ] stop it. >> exactly. >> jimmy: did you know that you wanted to be an actor? was that the plan? because it's kind of the family business? >> no. i wanted to be a p.e. teacher. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that was really what you wanted to be? >> yeah. i wasn't really good at much. i liked sport. i loved my p.e. teachers. so i kind of -- >> jimmy: who was your p.e. teacher? name your p.e. teacher. >> he's called jack costello. >> jimmy: you knew his first name. you know what i knew all my p.e. teachers did not know any of their first names. >> we called him mr. costello. >> jimmy: you looked at him and said, that's what i would like to be, mr. costello? >> yeah, but then he remind you that you have to get really good

grades to be a p.e. -- >> jimmy: do you? >> apparently. [ laughter ] my dream was shattered when i realized you can not get an "f." >> jimmy: maybe that's how it goes over there. i'm almost certain that's not how it goes here. i think if you can figure how to inflate a volleyball -- i'm basing that on my p.e. teacher from my youth. i don't want to cast aspersion to all of them. that is interesting. a lot of kids who love sports would be like, i want to be michael jordan. not necessarily i want to be mr. costello. >> i wanted to be jack costello. >> jimmy: do you keep in touch with jack or no? >> i haven't seen him in years. he'll see this. >> jimmy: i hope so, i hope so. your new show, "one day," has only been out for one day. but i feel like it's already a big hit. do you sense that? like, it went over? >> i don't know. i'm -- i have no idea. >> jimmy: are you getting people -- are people reaching

out to you? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you see an online surge of interest in you? >> well, i don't know. i'm getting a lot of texts from people. but i'm -- shocking at my phone. i nearly missed "the white the low tuts" audition because i didn't check my phone. >> jimmy: is that true? you did? >> it was in my inbox for two weeks. i just didn't know. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i got the red alert, yeah. >> jimmy: in a way, that can be big. that can be like, "this guy, wow, he hasn't even gotten back to us, he must have a lot going on." >> i think that's what got me the gig, "this guy's cool, he doesn't care." >> jimmy: what's the idea behind the show? >> two people who meet at graduation. >> jimmy: you're one of the people? >> i'm one of the people. >> jimmy: who's the other people? >> amber mccloud. they meet at the end of graduation night, they click. you basically follow their story for 20 years. but only on the 15th of july.

>> jimmy: so are you aging 20 years over the course -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you wear like prosthetics or something like that? >> yeah, they gave me like -- what do they call them -- >> jimmy: hair? >> crow's feet. a little bit of thing here. a couple of gray hairs. i tried sort of adding a walk that made me look older. >> jimmy: yeah. >> they immediately told me, "you're 40, not 80." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right, exactly. yeah, at your age there's no difference between 40 and 80, right? [ laughter ] the show's set in the '90s, which you were born in the '90s, i guess? >> '96, yes. >> jimmy: you missed the '90s. is it weird seeing the things, the props, the set, et cetera? >> yeah, there was dodgy phones. a typewriter came out at one point. but i think that was more of a character choice than a '90s thing. i'm pretty sure there were better ways of typing at that point.

right? >> jimmy: yeah, there was -- yeah, there were -- yes. [ laughter ] i'm trying to remember, actually. yeah, no, we had computers and printers in the '90s, yeah. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we had aol in 1994. yes, we did have that. well, maybe they were just -- they just were out-of-date people. you didn't always have to be on the cutting-edge when you're a movie character. >> no, it's more the clothes and the hair that is a thing. there was some questionable haircuts that i had. >> jimmy: will you as a foreigner to our country watch our super bowl on sunday? >> yes. >> jimmy: are you rooting for anyone in particular? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you like football? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no? >> no, i do -- i mean, i have to call it american football. >> jimmy: right, yes. >> i do like the chiefs. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: you like the chiefs, yeah. >> well, i like patrick mahomes. >> jimmy: okay, all right. so you are rooting --

>> watching him become a swiftie. >> jimmy: you have? >> i guess so, yeah. >> jimmy: why, do you feel pressure to become a swift can we? you'd be torn to shreds if you're not a swiftie. >> that's basically it. >> jimmy: it's kind of the law of the land right now. it's great to meet you. congratulations on the show. you're the guy -- you were in this big ensemble. it must be a lot of pressure now to be one of the two leads on the show? >> it was. yeah, i was a -- bit of a shock. there was a day on set where i wanted to spit my gum out. and the bin was literally in row one over there. and i went to spit it out, and someone kind of said, "no, where are you going?" "spitting my gum out." they held up my hand. no, this cannot be. [ laughter ] this is probably my life now. it's a bit of a shock. >> jimmy: i can see why your mother's worried. [ laughter and applause ] that's leo woodall. "one day" is the new show, it's

on netflix now. we'll be right back with sum 41.

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