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>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- gwen stefani, fortune feimster, plus music by gwen stefani and blake shelton. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very nice. thank you for coming. thank you for watching. oh, wow. i can feel the love in the air. we're glad to have you here on this especially humpy hump day. as i'm sure you're aware, it is valentine's day. if you weren't aware, probably why your wife has been mad all day. not saying anything. [ laughter ] i'd like to extend a special welcome to those of you who are

making love right now with the tv on. [ laughter ] we see you. and to those making love in our studio audience. [ cheers and applause ] st. valentine was the patron saint of, i don't know, trying to convince your loved ones to do weird things in bed. [ laughter ] nobody really knows. today also happens to be ash wednesday, which is confusing. i accidentally gave my priest chocolates and lingerie. [ laughter ] over the last 10 or 15 years, single men and women have been using dating apps and websites to find love. but lately a number of americans are going back to a very old-fashioned way of finding dates. with a matchmaker. there are a bunch of match patient tv shows. jewish matchmaking. indian matchmaking. love match atlanta. millionaire matchmaker. million dollar matchmaker. these are all the people --

matchmakers are people you pay to find you a mate. they used to be called pimps. [ laughter ] now we've adjusted that. and they're expensive. some of them cost between 30 and $50,000. but they come with a list of awards and certifications you can definitely trust. [ laughter ] like the "u.s. dating awards" winner for 2016, which is coveted. also, this one's a member of the matchmakers alliance. [ laughter ] which i looked up. the matchmakers alliance connects matchmakers with other matchmakers. [ laughter ] what ever happened to just rounding a corner and bumping into someone carrying an armload of packages? "excuse me, i --" "well, hello --" [ laughter ] that's how i do it. some single people are just giving up on humans altogether. there has been a big surge in ai-generated companions. especially in china. >> who wouldn't want to hear these words? "you are very cute, especially when you smile," he's saying.

>> i think the a.i. boyfriend that i created has flesh and blood. he has his own personality and his own joys and sorrows. i even think he may actually exist in another world. >> jimmy: yeah, no, he doesn't. [ laughter ] he does not. in the old days we'd say our pretend boyfriend or girlfriend lived in canada. [ laughter ] now they live in another world. digital security experts are warning that these ai "friends" could turn out to be a data-harvesting nightmare. your ai partner, which is not a partner at all, can learn every intimate, embarrassing detail about you in these chats, which can then be used against you forever. just like a real relationship, really. [ laughter ] our first lady got into the valentine's day spirit this morning. she posted a photo of giant cards and candy hearts on the white house lawn. when her husband saw it he yelled, "honey, i think the al qaedas shrunk me down to pocket

size." [ laughter ] that's my joe biden impersonation. [ laughter ] thank you. been working on it. president biden posted a valentine's day message for his wife. he wrote, "jilly, you're the love of my life and the life of my love." which is sweet? but also sounds like the riddle a troll would force you to solve to be allowed to cross a bridge. [ laughter ] president obama, he always does things write. he wrote, "how did it get so lucky? happy valentine's day to my best friend @michelleobama." and even donald trump posted a romantic message today. he wrote -- "biden is not too old, he's too incompetent." [ laughter ] as close as he gets to telling somebody he loves them. [ applause ] the truth is, the closest trump got to a valentine today was an email they sent to his supporters. this is amazing and it's real. even just graphically, it looks like a ransom letter. [ laughter ] which i guess is fitting, given melania's current situation. it says, "dear melania, i love you! even after every single indictment, arrest, and witch hunt, you never left my side." [ laughter ]

that's a line from "the notebook," isn't it? [ laughter ] "i wouldn't be the man i am today without your guidance, kindness, and warmth." don't blame her for what happened to you. [ laughter ] then there's a little box where you can leave a message for melania that says, "we want 100,000 responses now!" and of course, a button to make a donation to st. valen-crime's legal defense fund. [ laughter ] what a lovely and romantic gesture. i mentioned last night trump has endorsed his daughter-in-law lara trump to be co-chair of the republican national committee. the chair of the rnc is in charge of where all the money that gets donated goes. lara vowed to spend "every single penny" on electing donald trump. and guess what? he likes that idea a lot. [ laughter ] making your daughter-in-law chairperson of the rnc is shameless even for him. he's trying to turn the republican party into a family business because his other family business is about to get shut down by the state of new york. [ laughter ] but in case you're wondering what lara trump's credentials

are, she has a degree from a culinary school. she once worked as a personal trainer. she was a producer on "inside edition." she hosted something called "real news update" from 2017 to 2020. and she married eric trump. [ laughter ] the last time trump endorsed a blonde this unqualified for office was when he endorsed himself. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] they had what they call a special election in new york yesterday to fill the vacancy left by george santos, and it did not go the republicans' way. democrats flipped the seat, thereby shrinking the republican majority down to six in the house. congratulations to new congressman tom swuzzi. you have some very big clown shoes to fill. [ laughter ] they actually had to wait to verify the election to make sure the winner wasn't george santos in disguise. george santos is still out there. yammering away. yesterday, he was a guest on

something called "the michael dougherty show." >> who woo you is the most corrupt republican and democrat in congress? >> nicole and nancy pelosi. insider trade. >> who are the people in congress that are the least? >> the least? the ones who carry the worst rep. the ones who the media attack the most are the ones who have least -- any -- any sign of or hint of corruption. it's your matt gaet, lauren boebert, even aoc. i think she has corrupt people around her. i don't think she's a bad person. pretty and slays on outfits. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she's everything he wants to be. [ laughter ] and then after calling aoc wildly stupid, gorgeous george shared this. >> what's next in your career? -- everything. book. so i have a book that i'm working on. my boy tom and i are working on this book and it's going to be [ muted ] fabulous. it's a tell it all. >> jimmy: it's a tell it all. i love a good tell it all, you know? i can't wait to see what you and

your boy tom cook up for this tell it all. you think there even is a tom? no. all right, let's get back to valentine's day. romance, and there is nothing more romantic than holding hands. that little gesture that couples make. tonight, we're going to find out if people who are together can identify their partner just by touching hands with our new game which we call "the hand hole." our announcer lou is out on hollywood boulevard with our first couple. hello, lou. >> lou: what's up, happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: happy valentine's day to you. i like the pink shirt. do you have a plan for valentine's day? >> lou: i'm going to make spaghetti with my girlfriend, then hopefully make love. >> jimmy: oh, very good, all right. great. spaghetti and love-making. who do we have here? >> lou: dick and debbie. >> jimmy: dick and debbie, hello, how are you? >> we're great. >> jimmy: okay.

oh, i'm being told to ask what your last name is? >> my last name is held. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now i understand why i'm being asked what your last name is. your name is dick held? >> yes, it is. [ applause ] >> jimmy: all right, well -- wow. richard was not an option? [ laughter ] >> i like being a dick. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay. is that true, debbie? does he like being a dick? [ laughter ] >> i guess so. >> jimmy: debbie, would you say that you are very familiar with your husband's hand? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. and so much so that you could identify it just by touch? >> uh, well -- just touching like that, maybe not. but maybe feeling around. >> jimmy: okay. [ laughter ] well, this is what the held family does. [ laughter ] all right, well -- lou, why

don't you explain exactly how this will work so i don't confuse anybody? >> lou: of course. debbie, you're going to go through this door right here. >> jimmy: okay, all right, here we go. oh, i see. so dick is going to have to figure this out? >> lou: dick is the one guessing. >> jimmy: okay, all right. dick, don't do anything weird with that hole, okay? [ laughter ] >> lou: dick, you're going to put your hand in the hole up to the forearm. we're going to ask you to hold a couple of hands, your goal is to identify which one is debbies. >> jimmy: okay, all right, we can almost hear lou. all right, here we go. and now we're going to bring in a series of humans. with hands. and then dick is going to -- >> no. >> jimmy: all right, dick. all right, calm down, calm down. [ laughter ] you don't have to get mad. dick says that is not his wire. >> no. >> jimmy: that is -- dick says that is also not his wife. how long have you and debbie been together, dick? >> can i cheat? 53 1/2 years. >> jimmy: yeah.

you're really getting a lot of mileage out of this, aren't you, dick? [ laughter ] all right. and we have another person here. okay there you go. >> what do i do? >> that's her! >> jimmy: well, yeah. [ laughter ] hold on. >> what did you put on your hand? [ applause ] >> jimmy: deb bury -- debbie, he heard you say "what do i do?" [ laughter ] all right. let's try one more. and here we go. yes, go ahead. yeah, dick, put that -- yeah. there you go. all right. we got this idea from a truck stop in a men's room. [ laughter ] >> no, that's not. >> jimmy: okay, there we go. all right. and dick what do you say, was it number one, two, three, or four? >> three. >> jimmy: number three, yeah. let's see if it was number three. debbie? yeah -- yeah, okay. just open the -- [ laughter ]

why are we delaying it? all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah! give me a hug. >> jimmy: oh, wow, look at that. all right, lou, do you have a little something for dick and debbie? >> lou: i do, i've got a romantic dinner for two at dave & buster's. >> jimmy: dave and buster's, all right. >> lou: i've got dayson and maria. >> jimmy: how long have you been together, dayso and maria? >> 2 1/2 years. >> jimmy: do you hold hands often? >> we do. >> jimmy: do you have a style? who's got the top hand? >> definitely the top hand. >> jimmy: is that kind of a thing? it's interesting. it's always the same, isn't it? >> no, no, it's a -- if you're taller, you have to be the top hand if you're the taller one. >> jimmy: maria, do you have a tattoo on the palm of your hand? >> on both. >> jimmy: what do those say? >> they say, "i'm a reiki healer, i give you magic hands." >> jimmy: what is a reiki

healer? you wave your hands over people and say, that will be 80 bucks? >> that's exactly it, only 150. >> jimmy: those tath dues, they don't have any bumps on them or anything that would be identifiable to dayson? >> no. >> jimmy: all right. here we go. dayson, you step through -- yeah, there you go. >> lou: maria, hand into the hole up to the forearm. >> jimmy: let's remind our contest stantes, please do not speak. because that ruins the whole thing. [ laughter ] don't be a debbie, okay? all right. all right, that's hand number one. have you felt it enough there? maria? >> yeah, i think so. >> jimmy: hand number two. okay, okay. here comes hand number three. >> i'm really sorry to whoever that is. >> jimmy: oh. okay. and here comes hand number four.

[ laughter ] >> okay. >> jimmy: all right, okay. okay. now i'm going to ask you, maria, which number hand is yours? >> one. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: you say number one? all right, number one, let's see. let's see. >> hey! >> jimmy: congratulations. >> happy valentine's day. >> thank you, you too. >> jimmy: dayson, you're not going home empty-handed. we're going to set you up on a special night with number four. there you go. yes, guys. join hands right there. all right. what do we have for this happy couple, lou? >> lou: we've got a big old bottle of purell. >> jimmy: all right, thank you very much for playing along.

that's "hand hole." yeah, all right. we have a good show for you tonight. fortune feimster is here. blake shelton is here. and we'll be right back with gwen stefani. so stick around!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, a very funny lady you can see her in the flesh on her "live, laugh, love" stand-up comedy tour, fortune feimster is with us. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, the lovemaking continues. we will be joined by lionel richie and oscar nominee sandra huller, with music from shaed. so please join us for that. most couples -- oh, i do want to mention something over there. what happened? why are you covering you -- >> guillermo: oh, my belt broke, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah. your belt broke. then they fixed it? >> guillermo: they fixed it but it broke again. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and it broke again. >> guillermo: yeah, i don't know what happened. >> jimmy: is itsexed up

to get home, your pants are tearing themselves off? >> guillermo: i think that's exactly what it is, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i will pray for your wife tonight. >> guillermo: i will send you a text later on. >> jimmy: our first guest tonight and her husband have decided to release a song together to celebrate this valentine's day. his name is blake shelton. their album or the song is called "purple irises." please welcome gwen stefani. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: happy valentine's day. >> happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: you look great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: this is a fantastic album you have here. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: is it correct to say this is like a '70s inspired type of thing?

>> would say. i would say it's inspired by the song a little bit, whole thing. >> jimmy: the whole thing. >> this is really unexpected. the song coming out. this all happened like a miracle. >> jimmy: was this your -- i'm flattered that you guys decided to spend valentine's day with me. my wife doesn't even want to spend valentine's day with me. [ laughter ] this is the plan for the night? or do you have a thing afterwards? >> we have the boys at home. >> jimmy: okay. >> i have some water boiling. we're going to have some ravioli. >> jimmy: ravioli. >> it's lent. we're fasting. >> jimmy: are you fasting for lent? >> meat, yeah. >> jimmy: you know ravioli's not fasting, right? [ laughter ] >> i thought about that, okay, we're going to have pizza. that's like my favorite food. how come i always think of pizza when i see you? [ laughter ] every single time, by the way. >> jimmy: you're not alone, by the way. i smell like oregano is what it is. okay, so this is great. i know you're from an italian

family. >> yep. >> jimmy: yes, but for us, it was only on fridays that we didn't eat meat. >> oh, i thought it was only fridays you had pizza. we had pizza every friday night. when i got older. >> jimmy: we'd also do that too. then it was some big sacrifice to have fish on fridays. our whole neighborhood in brooklyn smelled like fish. >> oh my gosh, we messed up. i think we got the days wrong. we had fish last night. "blake, can you open the windows?" our house was like, what? >> jimmy: is this the family tradition, raviolis? >> this is like, oh my god, mom's working. >> jimmy: blake hasn't planned anything romantic, like a trip to the bass pro shop for you guys or anything like that? [ laughter ] >> i've got to be honest. we -- i got my valentine's present early this year. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, is that -- it looks like you got a few valentine's presents, yeah. does he pick that out?

or do you have, like, some friend that helps? >> he really mixed it up. usually i get amazing flowers, which i love, love, love. but this was just a, "here you go." yeah, he did the whole thing. i love you, blaky! [ cheers ] >> jimmy: he did a good job. i don't know if you remember this. a few years ago you were trying to figure out something to give to blake. >> always. >> jimmy: i gave you an idea which i think was a hit? >> it's lasted, yeah. actually, the flame thrower that you gave us -- [ laughter ] was very popular. and got a lot of use out of it. and he actually was so inspired, this christmas he got both his brother-in-laws, like barbecue flame throwers. have you seen those ones? >> jimmy: i have seen that, yeah. he's paying it forward. >> yes. >> jimmy: nothing keeps a relationship hot like a flame thrower. [ laughter ] >> true. >> jimmy: well, good. i'm glad that -- and so, you know, your kids -- your youngest is about the same age as my

daughter, about 9 years old? >> he's turning 10. we're actually having a big disco party for him this weekend. >> jimmy: oh. >> really excited about that. >> jimmy: is that still in the age where they get a box of valentine's cards and write one to every kid in the class? >> they do. for me, i remember doing that and having a lot of dyslexic anxiety about trying to write the whole thing out. like, how do you spell it? but yeah, they still do that. do you like those heart candies? i never liked them. >> jimmy: no. no, i mean -- when you're a kid, any candy is exciting to get. but those cards -- i just remember them being just like a weird like spider-man know -- >> i remember trying to fit the candy inside, then licking it, and giving to it them," here you go." i think the fun part now when you have kids is going and letting them pick them out. it's exciting. >> jimmy: your oldest son is playing music now? >> he is. he would be freaked out. >> jimmy: really?

>> this kid is such a good songwriter. it's out of nowhere. we're like, "you're lying, you didn't write that." >> jimmy: has he performed in public yet? >> he has. we were on vacation, blake has this bar in tishmingo, oklahoma, i don't know if you know where that is. >> jimmy: we know it because of blake. >> we were on a summer vacation. blake's idea. "you should learn a couple of your songs so you can hop up there, i'm going to tweet and say i'm going to be there tonight and you can come on after me." he did it. it was really exciting. it's weird. even last night he was playing for us, i was like, wow. it's mind-blowing. you don't know what your kids are going to do, then all of a sudden they find themselves and you're like, wow. >> jimmy: did blake pay him? was he paid for his appearance? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, whoa, okay. >> it was a tough gig. this was local -- >> jimmy: that's why he should have been paid, i'm going to start managing the boy. >> he needs one.

>> jimmy: you know, we talk about this from time to time. the first time i saw you play with no doubt was 1995, probably. here in orange county. not far away from here. it was a radio station i worked at, kroc. you were part of this big show. you guys are going to be reuniting at coachella. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] it's crazy. >> jimmy: how long has it been? >> how long has it been? >> jimmy: yes, since you played with the guys? >> nine years, ten years? >> jimmy: nine years, ten years? >> that's so weird. i know, it's going to be amazing. >> jimmy: are you excited about this? >> i'm so excited. i think what is going to be hilarious is i know what's going to happen. i'm like, get on stage, look around, just start cracking up. because it's just going to be like riding a bike. we're going to be like, what are we doing? we're in the future right now, we're at coachella. it's going to be bizarre and -- >> jimmy: i remember you climbing the trellis, like to a dangerous height, actually, back then. will you still do that kind of

stuff? >> they don't have trellises, i already asked about it. >> jimmy: probably for the best. >> do they have trellises? >> jimmy: were you planning to climb up -- >> i would do it. i would start doing my squats today and get ready for it. >> jimmy: are you guys rehearsing? >> we haven't started yet. >> jimmy: do you remember all the songs? >> i don't remember, not at all, i don't. i'm going to have to learn probably eight or nine, you know. one of the first songs i ever wrote was called "different people." we're doing that. [ cheers ] we might do that one. >> jimmy: all right. well, you're going to have to go over the lyrics before. maybe it will be more like a karaoke thing than anything for you. >> i'm going to have to have them sing it for us. >> jimmy: we're going to take a break. gwen stefani is with us. later on, she and blake will be playing this song, "purple irises." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by frito-lay. stay game day ready all year long with your favorite frito-lay snacks.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: all right. we are back with gwen stefani. this is her new single, a duet with blake shelton called "purple irises." the album, this cover is fantastic. i think my parents had this couch. is this you guys for real? or are your heads blued onto these bodies. >> that's really us. it looks cool, like a real record. >> jimmy: it does, it is a real record. [ laughter ] it looks like when instagram

started when you put those filters on. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it had that thing. people don't really do duets so much anymore, do they? >> blake and i have done a few of them together. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i've hopped on a couple of his songs which is like, when he's asking me to do that, i'm yes, like crying. >> jimmy: you are? >> oh my gosh, anything with him. >> jimmy: would you be mad if he asked somebody else to do a duet with him? >> yes. >> jimmy: when you have a song like this one, how do you play? play a recording? play it live? >> what's interesting, i've been writing music since 2020. like i basically wanted to put music out. i got really jealous because kelly clarkson actually texted me during quarantine and i'm like sitting there, you know, cleaning toilets, doing dinner, hole school. she's sending me all these songs she's writing. i'm like, wait a minute, when? how are you doing this? you know what i mean? when? so that got me thinking, i want to make music. and i kind of went down this whole road. and then when i wrote "purple

irises," fast forward years later, this is it, this is where i landed, this is me now. i'm so excited about this song. i played it for blake. i just played -- you go in you make the song, you kind of get a demo, you come out, played it for him. he loved it. it kept being, don't put that out like that. don't put it out yet. it wasn't a duet, it was just going to be my song. >> jimmy: you adapted it. >> yeah. then i was like, wait, do you want to hop on this? i would never ask him because everybody wants blake to be on their song. >> jimmy: you guys are married, though. >> i know. [ laughter ] especially -- i don't want him to think i'm using him. trying to ride on his coattails. >> jimmy: so you wait for him to make that move? >> he kind of made this -- kind of a little hint. i don't know if he agrees. then i was like, "i'll rewrite it, whatever." ended up i didn't have to rewrite anything, it just worked. and one afternoon i was listening to all the music with this producer guy that i'm working with, and he -- i said, "blake might want to hop on this." he's like," text him now."

literally 20 minutes later he came in, we got to record this song with a live band. one of my favorite producers, scott hendricks, who as country producer that works with blake, he was never available to work with me. four days after his retirement he recorded this song. it was just a magical -- >> jimmy: he had a four-day retirement? [ laughter ] >> he had a four-day retirement. we got to fly to nashville. i was on "the voice" and everything lined up. the guys in the band, "i just came in from the heart tour last night at 5:30 a.m." the street we recorded on was called iris street. so i was like, what is happening? >> jimmy: yeah, something called kismet. [ cheers ] i thought it would be nice. you know, at this time there are a lot of men on their way home from work or whatever who need to get a last-minute valentine's day gift. we've got a souvenir shop right next door called "the hollywood land souvenir shop" where should

guys -- maybe we could help a customer if we can find somebody -- >> what? [ cheers and applause ] what is happening? >> jimmy: hello, sir. hi, there. are you looking for something for your special lady? >> is that your, jimmy? >> jimmy: yeah, it's me. >> hey, buddy, how are you doing? >> jimmy: i'm good. i'm here with gwen right now. >> oh, is she there? oh, crap. [ laughter ] i, uh -- i was actually doing some -- i came out here to watch those people playing that glory hole game. [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. did you get to meet dick and deb debbie? >> i didn't want to shake anybody's hand. [ laughter ] i saw hollywood landover here, it's tell valentine's day. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i need to get gwen something while i'm down here. can she see this? >> jimmy: no, no, she can't see it, what did you get her? >> tell me what you think. some fun stuff. i thought this was funny.

california was so expensive, i could only afford half a cup. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good. >> i can tell that's popular with the locals there. >> jimmy: what else have you got in that basket? >> i found -- i was thinking of gwen's outfit tonight and something about this bob ross -- playing cards. it's kind of a vintage -- >> jimmy: yes, for sure, yeah, she's going to love that. >> i saw this too. i got this for gwen. i figured i could just, you know, change that to a "w." >> jimmy: yeah, they sometimes don't have all the names. >> then i would change this to an "n." then it would say "gwen." and i had actually -- would have made something for her. it was all kinds of cool stuff here, dude. i thought this would be cool. it's world's greatest -- i actually got this for myself. [ laughter ] "world's greatest musician." >> jimmy: you can share it, you

know? >> yeah, yeah. we live in the same house, it will go on the mantel. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i didn't know you were such a good shopper, blake, i had no idea. >> i'm really good. and if you're desperate enough, i can keep going through all this. >> jimmy: no, no. [ laughter ] i think we're good. >> you sure? >> jimmy: yes, happy valentine's day. are you going to come in and sing, or is gwen going to have to do this by herself? >> yes, if you have time. i'm going to check out. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: blake shelton next door. this is the new single with gwen. it's called "purple irises." [ cheers and applause ] you guys are going to sing that a little bit later. gwen stefani. we'll be back with fortune feimster. (vo) imagine your child going to school without a decent pair of shoes and socks or a warm coat to protect them from the cold. many families across the country struggle to be able to provide these basic needs for their children.

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love" stand-up tour. tickets are available now. please welcome fortune feimster. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: i saw you a couple of weeks ago. >> i know, we were hanging out for a minute. >> jimmy: yeah, hanging out. >> i tried to get invited to your super bowl party and found out you were weren't hatching one. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i felt bad, i would have definitely invited you. >> next year. >> jimmy: where did you end up watching the game? >> at a friend's house, yeah. >> jimmy: you put me ahead of that friend? >> yeah, because i heard you throw a good party. you man the grill. >> jimmy: i do, i man the grill. i don't kid around, yeah. >> i saw you and made a beeline for you, "what are you doing for the super bowl?" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i went to vegas for the super bowl. it's very good to see you. happy valentine's day.

>> happy valentine's day. >> jimmy: are you having a thing? >> like with you? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, yeah, i mean sure, why not? your wife, jax? >> yeah, we keep it pretty low-key. we're nine years in. [ cheers ] thank you. gets a little boring. >> jimmy: was it always like that? or did you make a big deal about it at one time? >> i used to try to plan a romantic dinner. but i did make one mistake early on in our relationship. i decided to use a gift card on valentine's day. [ laughter ] oh, no! i had a gift card that was given to me, a very expensive gift card, never been to this restaurant. "let's go to this restaurant for a romantic dipper, order whatever you want, let's do it." and when the bill came i tried to, you know, slyly do the little -- you know. and the waitress came, and she was like, "hey, excuse me. have you used this gift card?" i'm like, "mm-mm."

she leaves. jax is like what? i don't know what that is. then she comes back," i'm sorry, i'm on the phone with the gift card company, i don't know what's going on, you're sure you haven't used this?" "no, i haven't." she comes back for a third time and proceeds to say the word gift card more than anyone i've ever heard in my entire life. "i'm sorry, i'm still on the phone with the gift card company, normally with our we don't have any problem. the thing with gift cards." i'm like, give it back! it wasn't even a cute credit card. i had to print it out, 8 x 11. and i ended up paying for this meal. it never worked. like they were acting like i was running a gift card scam. >> jimmy: yeah. >> then as i'm leaving the restaurant, jax is like, why didn't you tell me you got a

gift card? i don't know, kind of embarrassing. the manager steps in front of us, hey, i heard you tried to use a gift card? i'm so sorry about this gift card. i don't know why this gift card sdbts. now i'm sticking with flowers. >> jimmy: no more gift cards. something bad about the gift cards. >> yeah. especially on valentine's day. >> jimmy: yeah. you make a card? do you write out something beautiful? >> yeah, but i do, you know -- being a comedian, i do like to keep it spicy. so i buy like a card that has a button, never been sexier, and give it to her. i mean, i will pay like $15.99 just for that button. and i try to write something sweet, then she's like, "never been sexier? okay." i'm like," you do have to wear it because it was expensive." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, sure, yeah. >> and i had to spend all that money at that restaurant because my gift card didn't work. >> jimmy: then shell affix a "never been sexier button" to

what she's wearing. why do you think -- i wrote a card for my wife and i had to put something stupid on the end. why do we have to do that? >> i don't know, it's hard to be vulnerable. >> jimmy: i guess maybe you're right. speaking of netflix series "fubar" has been picked up for a second season. >> yeah, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you costar with a person who is in "vulnerable," o schwarzenegger is your costar. >> arnold, let's go, come on, let's do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we talked about this a little when i saw you. you genuinely love him? >> i do, we hang out. i haven't seen him in a minute, filming all these commercials and stuff. >> jimmy: animals and whatnot. >> yeah, i met his minutenny horse and the donkey, whiskey and lulu, been over to his house, we're pretty tight. met danny devito there. >> jimmy: danny devito lives at his house now? [ laughter ] >> it was a charity event, the

two of them were hanging out. i took a picture between them, like a remake of "twins." they were my dads or something. >> jimmy: and so you have spent personal time with him? >> yeah, we've gone to a workout. i've joined him -- >> jimmy: you worked out with him? >> i did, because i kind of know what this is like. and i need to work out. >> jimmy: so you said, "can i go to the gym with you?" >> yeah, he's like, "oh, let's go." i showed up. he would do these big weights. he was like," all right, your turn." then he would put on like five pounds. i'm like, i can do more than that. but he was treating me like -- >> jimmy: condescending what is he was. >> i'm not a dainty lady. >> jimmy: you wanted more weight? >> yeah. so i feel like the season two, now he's going to hopefully, you know, let me pump some real iron. >> jimmy: get to ten pounds, yeah. [ laughter ] >> ten pounds for sure. >> jimmy: your comedy tour, why is it called "live, laugh, love"? >> you know shows signs "live, laugh, love."

you probably have one in your house. >> jimmy: i do not. [ laughter ] but my mom does. >> my mom does too. i think it's just, you know, a staple of a lot of these homes. they make me laugh. i'm trying to bring them back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. i know those, yeah. it's always a weird moment when you walk into somebody's house, oh, yeah, you went to a home goods and bought a lot of messages. >> a lot of words that are framed. i used to kind of make fun of it. then jax, when she moved in, she's like, "what is this?" i had "gather" and "eat" and "live, laugh, love." i'm like, i'm my mom, oh my god. so this whole set is a lot about, you know, my mom and my wife and the three of us and how we connect. so it just felt like -- >> jimmy: live, laugh and love. i guess you'd be laugh. >> yeah, i'm love. jax is love. my mom's alive. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: fortune feimster,

everybody. you can see here here in l.a. march 23rd and the beacon theater in new york march 30th. tickets are available at fortunefeimster.com. thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with gwen stefani and blake shelton. conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage has voted for donald trump twice. mr. garvey, you voted for him twice... as your own man, what is your decision? garvey is wrong for california. but garvey's surging in the polls. fox news says garvey would be a boost to republican control of the senate. stop garvey. adam schiff for senate. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message.

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>> jimmy: thanks to fortune feimster. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next, but first, here with their new song "purple irises," gwen stefani and blake shelton! ♪ but if someone comes along and tries to love you like i love you ♪ ♪ don't know what i'd do don't wanna lose you everything fades everything dies ♪ ♪ put me in a vase but you can't you can't stop time ♪ ♪ it's not 1999 but this face is still mine ♪ ♪ the way you look at me i swear my heart hits rewind ♪ ♪ but if someone comes along and tries to love you like i love you ♪

♪ don't know what i'd do don't wanna lose you if someone comes along and tries to take you ♪ ♪ tries to make you don't let 'em change your mind ♪ ♪ wonder why you took a risk on a broken heart you cannot fix ♪ ♪ no i never knew a love like this now i'm picking purple irises ♪ ♪ i got you and you got me and do you still think i'm pretty ♪ ♪ and are you happy it's not 2014 but you still look good in those jeans ♪ ♪ lookin' in the mirror do you see what i see ♪ ♪ but if someone comes along

and tries to love you like i love you ♪ ♪ don't know what i'd do don't wanna lose you if someone comes along and tries to take you ♪ ♪ tries to make you don't let 'em change your mind ♪ ♪ wonder why you took a risk on a broken heart you cannot fix ♪ ♪ no i never knew a love like this now i'm picking purple irises ♪ ♪ and we're blooming into the change ♪ ♪ i'm overthinking it picking purple irises and leaving love stains ♪ ♪ but if someone comes along and tries to love you like i love you ♪ ♪ don't know what i'd do don't wanna lose you if someone comes along and tries to take you ♪ ♪ tries to make you

don't let 'em change your mind ♪ ♪ no i never knew a love like this ♪ ♪ now we're picking purple irises ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, parade turns deadly. one person killed, at least 22 others shot, eight of them children. after gunfire erupted in kansas city at what should have been a day of celebration for fans ng