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you can watch all our newscasts live and on demand through the abc seven bay area connected tv app. >> it is available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv, as well as roku. download the app now so you can start streaming. all right. thank you so much for watching. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for spencer christian, larry biel, all of us here we appreciate your time as always right now on jimmy kimmel katy perry have a great night. we'll see you tomorrow. >> guillermo: previously on "jimmy kimmel live!" -- >> i don't think he can go on the slide. the slide like you're going to get stuck. >> look at him. >> danny, you're going break it. >> best day of my life! >> the whole thing is going the fall.
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[ laughter ] >> oh, my gosh, danny! and i filmed it. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- katy perry -- from the super bowl champion kansas city chiefs mecole hardman -- and music from charles wesley godwin -- with cleto and the cletones -- and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi. hello, thank you. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on the i know it's the day after the super bowl, which should be a holiday. we should not be working today. we should be home throwing up guacamole, or whatever we had.
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i hope you had a super sunday. congratulations. i want to start by saying congratulations to taylor swift and her kansas city chiefs. [ cheering ] game quite a finish. guillermo and i were in las vegas, at the game. he was the ice spice to my taylor yesterday. i have to say, they should have the super bowl in las vegas every year. we had the ultimate las vegas experience. we were in a box, we watched the game with a mount rushmore of las vegas stars. gordon ramsay, dan from imagine dragons, guy fieri, wayne newton. we had kelly clarkson and i were sitting behind the blue man group. and carrot top, who was -- [ applause ] who was telling everyone he was reba mcentire. you have fun? we had a great weekend.
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ans answer. >> i had a lot of fun. it was great. >> jimmy: it ended like this. [ applause ] you won some money last night too, right? >> guillermo: yeah, i won $710. >> jimmy: we had the super bowl explorer. and is it true you're taking the whole audience to cabo wabo after the show? >> guillermo: maybe, maybe. maybe. >> jimmy: even outside of vegas, there was a lot of betting yesterday. it was most money bet in a single day. some legally, most not legally. you know, it's funny watching people when they bet between each other. on venmo, nobody wants to say it was for illegal gambling. but you can tell, some of these transactions are a little bit suspect. before the game, for instance, josh d. paid greg m. $100 two muffins. then after the game greg m paid josh 1200 dollars for "bubble wrap." a little suspicious. there were many notable super bowl commercials. one question i had, where did
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jesus get $7 million for a super bowl ad? can he turn water into money also? a surprising amount of religion during the game. there were two ads for jesus. there was an ad for an app that lets you pray along with mark wahlberg. and if you didn't go for those, scientology was there to ask you if you're curious, which i am curious, but mostly i'm curious about mark wahlberg. if i sign up for this app -- like, will he know if i skip church on ash wednesday? if i don't have a marky mark on my forehead, will he rat me out to god? [ applause ] we learned that beyonce has a new album. [ cheering ] we learned that beyonce has a new wireless plan. [ cheering ] there were a lot of good commercials. really, the only bad one i thought was this. you know how they got matt damon to be in the dunkin' commercial? they didn't even have to pay him. wherever you put out donuts? he just shows up.
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he's like a bird. this was only the second overtime in super bowl history. it was a disappointing night for the 49ers and their quarterback, brock purdy, who played very well, especially considering that brock purdy is only 12 years old. he really wanted to go disneyland, but it was not to be. the chiefs won their third title in five years. you would think after three wins in five years you'd be a little over it now, but coach andy reid was so excited, he started tackling his own guys. >> what do you think? >> jimmy: almost as sexy as usher's halftime show. [ cheering ] of course, every facet of the game was in the shadow of a certain pop music superstar. this was the notification i got on my phone from "the new york times" right after the game. this is a real thing.
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"taylor swift watches chiefs win super bowl" yeah, but so did all the rest of us! after the game, travis kelce was very excited. he grabbed the mic and started to enthusiastically serenade the host city. watch this, and keep an eye on his girlfriend at the end. ♪ viva las vegas, viva las vegas ♪ ♪ viva, viva las vegas ♪ woo! >> jimmy: she's like mmm. "maybe we won't have kids", i don't know. patrick mahomes was named mvp for the third time. he closed it out with a touchdown pass to wide receiver mecole hardman, who claimed he blacked out when it happened, and didn't even know they won. mecole is here with us tonight, [ cheering ]
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see if he can remember any of what happened last night. now immediately after the game, the hashtag "rigged" was trending, again from the people who believe football is fake and wrestling is real. there is this conspiracy theory that says the nfl rigged the whole season so taylor swift could win the election for joe biden. who actually believes this, i don't know. but after the game, grampotus, or his social media team trolled the conspiracy crowd. he posted a laser eye "dark brandon" meme. just like we drew it up. honestly, joe didn't do that. it was posted at 10:50 p.m. he'd been asleep at least four hours. he also posted before the game an old photograph. he's playing football on the lawn. "1987 with my boys. this super bowl sunday, i hope you can take part in the age-old american traditions of eating great food, gathering with great friends, and watching a great game." which made me laugh because, could you imagine donald trump tossing the ball around the yard with eric and don jr?
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you know what? close your eyes right now. nothing, right? nothing comes. this was trump's super bowl pregame. somebody hired a high school band and cheerleaders to pay him tribute at mar-a-lago. ♪ >> jimmy: that's right. next week on the golden bachelor. how something like that happens, i have no idea, but it was a very busy day for tan marino. he started by lashing out at taylor swift. he posted "i signed and was responsible for the music modernization act for taylor swift and all other music artists. joe biden didn't do anything for taylor and never will. there's no way she could endorse crooked joe biden, the worst and most corrupt president in the history of our country, and be disloyal to the man who made her
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so much money. besides that, i like her boyfriend, travis, even though he may be a liberal, and probably can't stand me!" now he's taking credit for how much money taylor swift. he's finally gone full donye west on us now. meanwhile, president biden thought it would be a good idea to join tik tok yesterday. when you're as old as he is, isn't every moment a tick-tock? he also took to instagram, to post a kind of half-baked andy rooney rant about "shrinkflation" i don't know who came up with this idea. it almost feels like an a.i.-generated joke video. i promise you, this is an actual message from the president of the united states. >> super bowl sunday. if you're anything like me, you like to be surrounded by a snack or two while watching the big game. you know, when buying snacks for the game, you might have noticed one thing. sports drinks bottles are smaller. a bag of chips has fewer chips, but they're still charging just as much. as an ice cream lover what makes me the most angry, ice cream cartons have actually shank in
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size, not in price. i've had enough of shrinkflation. it's a rip-off. [ applause ] >> jimmy: i mean, you ever get the feeling that trump and biden are trying as hard as they can to not become president again and we just won't listen? i mean, what the hell was that? are we supposed to believe he's out grocery shopping? he's shuffling around foodtown, looking at the rocky road and going dang it! maybe it's good that the chip bags are smaller. we're fat, by the way. meanwhile, donald trump, i don't know how he feels about the fact that they're selling six packs in fives now, but he spent the weekend insulting nikki haley's husband, who is off serving his country, encouraging russia to attack our allies, and making weird insults about his prosecutor in georgia, which we put into a super bowl weekend edition of "drunk donald trump." ♪
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>> you saw what happened in atlanta with fani. f-a-n-i, fani. how do you pronounce f-a-n-i, fani. ♪ >> jimmy: the bachelor was on abc. over the weekend, abc announced that coming next fall, we're going see the first ever "golden bachelorette." that's right, one golden lady, 22 elderly men, and a big basket of pickleballs. they say it'll be the largest group of horny seniors since all the moms watching usher last night. but speaking of golden, we are now less than a month away from the oscars. i'll be hosting the show for the fourth time. [ cheering ]
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this one is gonna be a little bit different. we're starting the telecast an hour early. but don't worry, we'll still end an hour late. there are some great movies to celebrate, but none more popular than the movie based on that little plastic lady whose legs we bent backwards and whose hair we pulled out, barbie. and with that said, we are pleased to share, the world premiere, of the official promo for the 96th annual oscars. >> since the dawn of time, men have been getting lost. >> i am so lost. >> this is the story of one such dumb-dumb. he came upon a strange looking house and rang the doorbell. >> hee haw! >> hello? >> hey, man, what's up? weird barbie. nice to meet. want to come on in? >> yes. >> all right. >> you must be mid-life crisis ken. >> no. >> lost everything in the divorce ken? >> no.
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>> probably should have gone a size up in that tuxedo kim? >> no, i'm jimmy, i'm kimmel. i'm hosting the oscars, and i'm lost, and i really need to get back to hollywood. >> do you find gps threatening to your masculinity? i have just the thing for you, kimmy jimmel. let's go. and behold! this is how you get to oscarsland. okay. it's a pretty straight shot through the zone of interest, past past lives over anatomy of a false false and all the way to carnegie hall. >> okay. but how did he get to carnegie hall? >> you practice, jimmy. then it's up the hill to burton academy. take a jeffrey wright and go all the way to los alamos, new mexico. >> i can't remember all this. >> i know. you're limited. but don't worry. we're taking the weird wagon. >> and so they pointed the weird wagon towards a colorful
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montage. >> to the oscars, man! >> i like your car. >> hey, look, it's even weirder barbie. hey, bella. >> hi. >> she my cousin. >> really? >> yeah. >> and welcome to osage county. >> oh, look, they grow italian people here. >> bellissimo! >> is that rain? >> no, it's kennard bernstein. >> oh my god, what happened to that guy's face? >> born that way. >> oh, that poor, incredibly hideous disgusting ugly man. >> put these on the protect your eyes. >> thank you. >> oh, they're not see-through. i can't see! ah! here we are, the oscars.
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>> wow. i didn't think we were going to make it. thank you. >> hey, no problem. >> so much. >> mwah! >> look at this. honestly, now that i'm here, i'm nervous. this is like -- it's -- i don't know if i can do this. it's such a tricky thing. >> he's right. it is a tricky thing. it's literally impossible to host the oscars. you to be extraordinary but somehow you're always doing it wrong. like you have to make fun of people, but you can't make too much fun of people. and you have to give everybody enough time, but you can't go long. and you are the center of attention, but almost nobody cares you're there. you can never show off, never fall down, never fail, never show fear. nobody says thank you. and everyone has something critical to say online. if it goes well, no one says anything. but if it doesn't, it's your fault. >> yes, that's -- i think what you're saying is hosting the oscars is even harder than being a woman.
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>> no, no, that's not at all what i was saying. >> wrong. >> i got in and out. it's kind cool social media trend where you get it before the oscars. >> oh, hey, ryan. actually, i think the trend is to have in and out after the oscars. actually, after you've won the oscar. >> yeah. >> well, that's not going to happen. good thing greta's got director in the bag. >> oh, ryan. >> yeah? uh-huh? >> she ain't gonna. >> what? [ screaming ] >> girls grow into women, but not all boys grow into men. some remain hopelessly stuck in a loop of infantile foolishness.
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one of them will host the oscars, live, sunday, march 10th. and in utah 7:00 eastern, full pacific on abc. [ cheering and applause ] >> jimmy: thanks to kate mckinnon, america ferrera, ryan gosling, helen mirren, and no apologies to matt damon. we hope you will watch the oscars on march 10th. we have a big show for you tonight. we have the super bowl champion mecole hardman with us. music from charles wesley godwin. and we're right back with katy perry, so stick around! ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by progressive. for almost everything you own. -but do you really need... -my weighted hoop? it's for my snatched waist. that's my dog chaise lounger. foot treadmill. that's my tuesday chalice. purse that says purse. hyperbaric oxygen therapy chamber.
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[ cheering and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hello there. welcome back to the show. tonight, fresh off scoring the
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biggest touchdown of his life, from the kansas city chiefs, super bowl champion mecole hardman is with us. then later, making his television debut -- his album is called "family ties." music from charles wesley godwin. [ cheering ] this week they're going to be with us all week. we have new shows with lionel richie, america ferrera, kenny smith, oscar nominee sondra huller and gwen stefani. with music from gwen and her husband, blake shelton will be playing something plus shaeg and kygo with ava max. our first guest is one of the best-selling recording artists of all time, she is back inside a luke and lionel sandwich for a new season of "american idol," watch it sunday nights at 8 here on abc. please say hello, to katy perry. [ cheering and applause ]
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♪ >> jimmy: how you? >> wow, people are excited on a monday. >> jimmy: they're excited to see you. i would imagine you get that kind of enthusiasm. >> not really. >> jimmy: no? not at home? >> sometimes. >> jimmy: did you watch the super bowl yesterday? >> i did, i did. >> jimmy: and? >> it was so close. it was amazing. i mean, what a game, right? >> jimmy: you pay more attention to the game itself or the halftime show? >> halftime show, of course. >> jimmy: because you did one of the great halftime shows. >> i did it once. thank you very much, yes. usher played. he was awesome. >> jimmy: i'm curious about this. this happens like if you host the oscars or something, you call billy crystal and go help me, tell me what i need to know. >> a small number of us. >> jimmy: right. did usher call you and ask you for advice? >> well, actually, funny enough, we found ourselves on a little vacation this summer close by, and the one thing you don't know about usher is you know that he is a great performer. you know he dances amazing, but
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he is a beast at monopoly deal. >> jimmy: really? >> he beat my butt twice in a row. i was so ashamed that orlando had to come in and orlando beat him. >> jimmy: oh, he did? >> yeah. so my family is okay. but not only is he a fantastic halftime player. >> jimmy: so orlando must be a beast as well? >> he is. i'm pretty good. i'm a shark. >> jimmy: what is monopoly deal? >> it's basically monopoly, a game, but in a card game. it's so much faster. >> jimmy: monopoly goes on forever and ever. >> no, no, no. this is ruthless. this is like hit them while they're low, drain the bank, the whole thing. >> jimmy: is there skill to it? >> oh, i think it's 25% luck and 75% strategy. >> jimmy: and what would you say the board game monopoly is, breakdown wise? >> i don't remember. i haven't played it in a long time. >> jimmy: i think it's 4% strategy and -- >> it's also like 80% can you stay awake. >> jimmy: yes, and 80% how bored are you willing to be. >> yes. this is not that even usher knows. >> jimmy: you had, like usher, a
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lengthy residency in las vegas. >> yes. mine was not on roller skates. >> jimmy: not on roller skates. >> that was amazing. >> jimmy: it's easier to do on the ground, on feet. >> yes. >> jimmy: how many shows did you do there in vegas? >> i just wrapped vegas a few months ago. i did 80 shows, 40 shows a year. >> jimmy: that show you did, that show you did, once you do it, it's retired, right? even if you were to go back to vegas, you wouldn't do the same show. >> no. have i these massive props. like i had a 20-foot toilet. >> jimmy: that's what i wanted to ask you about. i want to know where this is, and can i have it? >> i have deconstructed it, but i can actually ship you this little nozzle thing, the little what do you call it? >> jimmy: the handle? >> i'll ship you the handle. it's probably the size of this desk, though. >> jimmy: you didn't destroy it. you're saving this? >> i couldn't -- i couldn't take it home. i had nowhere to put it. >> jimmy: that's the thing. what do you do with something like this? >> a beautiful bonfire. >> jimmy: because on one hand, you don't want to throw it away. on the other, you never --
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unless you adopt a giant. >> i'm going get you the handle. >> jimmy: okay. i'll take the handle. i would love to have the handle. >> i might need a semitruck to deliver it, though. >> jimmy: we can arrange it. guillermo has one of those. >> guillermo: i do, yeah. >> jimmy: your grandma lived in vegas. >> i had a lot of roots there. >> jimmy: an interesting job. >> she was a seamstress for my aunt's show girls show. that was a topless show girls show. so she only had to make briefs. >> jimmy: the bottoms, yeah. would she be in -- >> she was part-time. >> jimmy: would she be backstage working sore this a kind of you send -- >> i never saw it, because i never got to see that show, but i heard about it. i heard she would make these little pockets so the ladies to put their rings in so they wouldn't get stolen backstage. it was whole thing, yeah. >> jimmy: when you go to visit her, you didn't go to the show, but would you be on the strip? >> actually, my parents dropped me off at this place called excalibur. >> jimmy: the castle hotel. >> the castle hotel. we would get deals and go to the basement.
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they would drop me off, and it was the renaissance fair forever. and circus circus, of course. >> jimmy: it's still there. it's called the fun dungeon. >> oh, is it? >> jimmy: yeah, because what's more fun than a dungeon? >> i wouldn't know, jimmy. >> jimmy: your parents left you in the dungeon, in the fun dungeon. >> yeah, yeah. my parents were pastors at the time too. traveling ministers. >> jimmy: what would they be doing while you were in the fun dungeon? >> preaching the good word. that was our sunday school. >> jimmy: and this, i would assume was the excalibur is what prepared you to be part of the royal -- >> what a segue! >> jimmy: thank you very much. >> i love you find your ways. >> jimmy: you performed for king charles at his coronation. that's a -- to me, isn't that the biggest thing anyone could ever do? >> i -- i was so honored. i had done the inauguration. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and then i got do the coronation. >> jimmy: trump inauguration, right? >> no! >> jimmy: wanted to get that out there. what?
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>> i did a lot of nations. if it ends with a nation, i'm in. >> jimmy: you're in. how does king charles -- do his people call -- do they send you a scroll and say you hereby, we will -- >> i was actually staying in windsor castle. they let me stay there. >> jimmy: wow. >> while he was staying there. and i brought my mother. that's the best gift you could ever give your mom. >> jimmy: sure. did you put her in the dungeon? >> no. there are certain ways you go walking through windsor castle, and actually, we went the wrong way after the show, and i was running because i had heard that we were about to film something for "idol" with the king and the queen. and i heard that there was a very limited amount of time. soy was running, and my whole team is running, my glam squad, everyone was running. i ran straight into them. oh, went the wrong way. >> jimmy: you ran into the king? wow. >> but they were cool >> jimmy: he was dressed? >> they were totally dressed and they did the bit with us on "idol" which is fantastic. >> jimmy: this is one of the things which is crazy to have
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the king and queen on "american idol." >> you know whose work that was? that was lionel richie. >> jimmy: lionel made that happen? >> that man can do anything. all pop stars in the world get together and sing a song. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. >> did you watch that documentary? it's pretty good. >> it's awesome. >> jimmy: this is a video that went viral from the coronation itself. that's you in pink right there. looking for your mother? what are you looking for there exactly? >> well, i was looking for my seat. >> jimmy: you were looking for your seat. >> yeah. there is no assigned seating, which was kind of interesting. >> jimmy: is that true? >> it's true. and it opened at 6:00. >> jimmy: it's general admission? >> kind of. besides like the first two rows, you know. >> jimmy: were the people you sat in front of happy to be behind that hat? no. unbelievable. >> i could barely see out of that hat. >> jimmy: what a crazy life. we're going to take a break here.
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and "american idol," the new season premieres sunday at 8:00 here on abc. katy perry is with us. we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ (music plays throughout) ♪ ♪ ♪ another round? i'm good. ♪ let's do a song ♪ ♪ ♪ (vo) welcome to lobsterfest. is your party ready? ready to tango with tails ♪ let's do a song ♪ on tails on tails? try lobster lover's dream
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in her hometown of santa barbara, california. >> that's right. >> jimmy: how old were you when you would be out there playing the guitar? >> i would go and busk at farmers markets when i was 13. and i would make like $20 and two avocados and a mango. >> jimmy: the farmers market people would give you some fruit. >> you know how expensive avocados are? >> they're like 4 bucks a piece. >> jimmy: black market was like 8. and they got good avocados out there too. you would make $20 doing that. >> remember, i'm 39, jimmy. this is when i was 13. that's like $50 now. >> jimmy: was it weird to be there? did you take luke and lionel to other places? >> no. we all actually visit each other's hometowns for this season of "idol." that's what is so different. i get to go to lionel's town and luke's town, and they get to come to santa barbara which is my town. >> jimmy: lionel is from alabama. >> tuskegee. >> jimmy: did you go to where he grew up? >> i did. it was amazing. i went to the south. i went to his porch. i drank lemonade there. and luke's peanut farm and he almost buried me in peanuts.
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>> jimmy: nice. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how long do you think you'll do this "american idol," the show? as long as it goes, will you go with it? >> actually, this fall and september i'm going to be doing this huge music festival in brazil called rockin' rio. it's really exciting. >> jimmy: you guys haven't been to it. stop. >> it's a big deal. it's a big deal for people all over the world, especially for my brazilian fans. i think this probably will be my last show, my last season for "idol." i mean, i love "idol" so much. i know. it's -- it's connected me with like the heart of america, but i feel like i need to go out and feel that pulse. >> jimmy: the pulse of rio? >> that pulse to my own beat, you know what i'm saying, jimmy? >> jimmy: wow, wow. what did luke and lionel say about this? >> well, they'll find out tonight. >> jimmy: did they really not know? >> well, they know that i have some things planned for this -- >> jimmy: they do. >> this year, yeah.
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>> jimmy: wow, wow. how about that? >> it's going to be a very senior exciting year, jimmy. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> for all pop star girls. >> jimmy: will it be like king charles? do you have a succession planned or a coronation where you name someone else, you put the crown on their head? >> let's just say i'm creating space for my new wingspan. >> jimmy: all right. wow. they will miss you on that show, i'm sure. >> i love them so much. >> jimmy: so much you didn't tell them. [ laughter ] >> right. >> jimmy: you told me before. i guess that means you love me more. >> i love you, jimmy! >> jimmy: thank you. that's very sweet. no, they know, they know. they know. they figure. i've been the studio for a while. so they figure something is different. >> jimmy: is it because luke buried you in peanuts? does that have anything significant to do with it? >> yes, slightly. >> jimmy: wow, that's something else. oh, well, this will be your farewell season. >> i think so, yes, it will. >> jimmy: you think so. >> i was just thinking about it. this is our seventh season. simon, paula. >> jimmy: randy.
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>> randy, yes. they had seven seasons. so it's kind of like. >> jimmy: oh, so you feel like you don't want to overshadow them or what? >> no, i love the show so much. but i want to go and see the world and maybe bring new music. >> jimmy: yeah, go see the world and make some new music. [ cheering ] >> maybe i'll come back if they have me one day. >> jimmy: come back. i'm sure they'd be very happy to have you. and if it turns out you want to come back, i'm sure we'll fire whoever replaces you. we'll turn into it another type of reality show. well, it's great to see you. >> thanks, jimmy. >> jimmy: and congratulations on this new chapter. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i'm taken aback by this. that's katy perry, her final season maybe, possibly, probably on "american idol" sunday night, 8:00 here on abc. we'll be back with mecole hardman from the kansas city chiefs. ♪
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♪ >> jimmy: hi there. welcome back. music from charles wesley godwin is on the way. last night in las vegas, our next guest caught the biggest overtime pass a player could ever catch from the back-to-back super bowl champion kansas city chiefs. please welcome mecole hardman, everybody. [ cheering ] ♪ >> jimmy: first of all, i want to thank you for being here. because i'm tired. i can't imagine how tired you are. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't play in the game. i was not asked to play. i was watching the game and i became tired.
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>> you know, it's crazy. i actually see you on the jumbotron. >> jimmy: do you guys watch? >> they didn't put your name up there, though. >> jimmy: that's right. they had a picture of me and kelly clarkson, and it just said kelly clarkson on it. >> they came back, though, jimmy is here too. >> jimmy: they did? >> that missed what's going on there? >> it's a jet piece from a jeweler. >> jimmy: that's your nickname, jet? >> yes. >> jimmy: which is weird, because you started the season as a jet. >> i did. >> jimmy: and man, oh, man, did you get lucky, huh? [ applause ] >> you know, i don't want to think about it. >> jimmy: you walk into a motel 6. we're sorry, you have no vacancy. you'll have to stay at the four seasons. >> and i'm on my way. i'm going right there, you know. they have this poster, got to come back to the team that drafted me, and glad they wanted to trade for me. >> jimmy: yeah. i'm sure you are. and you guys had a party last night.
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i know that. >> oh, did we? >> jimmy: was it good? people still have energy. >> yeah. >> jimmy: who got the wildest at the party? >> um, it's kind of hard to say because everybody was lit. it was a fun time, you know. >> jimmy: i'm sure everybody was lit. but there is always somebody that is just a little littier than the rest. >> you know what? i got there. when i got there, right, sorry, tommy. sorry. i don't know if you see me. but tommy, i'm in a spot in the section. it's already crowded. for people, i didn't know how they got in the section. >> jimmy: which tommy? >> the punter. >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> punter. he is a florida gator. we understand. but he came in and just -- it's crowded. and co! you can't stand here, there is no room here. i can't help it. i got nowhere to go. you about one drink away from it being over with right now.
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>> jimmy: oh really? >> can we just calm down for a second. but he was so lit, man. won the super bowl. why not? >> jimmy: did everybody leave at the same time? or did it kind of filter out and somebody was left at the end? >> i kind of left early because i had media. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, you were on cnn at 3:30 this morning. >> 3:30. >> jimmy: were you still drunk when you did those interviews? [ laughter ] >> i was -- i was -- [ laughter ] under the influence, maybe. >> jimmy: who performed at the party? >> i think tyga performed. post malone performed. he did great. >> jimmy: he is a cowboys fan, though, right? >> brittany wasn't having that. she wasn't having that. she jumped down from the section. i can't take it. what happened? i'm thinking somebody did something. no, post got a cowboy jacket on. he got to put a chiefs on. and literally went on stage and gave him a chiefs jacket.
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>> jimmy: yeah you can't wear a cowboys jacket at a chiefs super bowl victory party. it's ridiculous. >> shouldn't do that at all, actually. you know? [ applause ] >> jimmy: do you -- so we saw this -- in fact, can we go through the video here in slow motion? because you said you blacked out when this happened. and i want to know what that means exactly. here you are. >> yeah. >> jimmy: celebrating. >> i came back to life right there. >> jimmy: at this point you know you've just won the super bowl here? mahomes said he informed you of this. >> well, the story is behind this is i knew everything that happened up until i turned around and held the ball up. so i knew i caught the ball. when i caught the football, literally, after i caught it, i don't remember nothing else. >> jimmy: is this something that you actually dreamed of when you were a kid, catching a pass to win the super bowl in overtime? >> i don't know about overtime, but winning the game?
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yes. >> jimmy: it exceeded even your childhood dream. that's pretty incredible. >> the feeling is indescribable. >> jimmy: you're from a small town, right? >> very small. >> jimmy: what's the name of your town? >> bowman, georgia. >> jimmy: how many people live there? yeah, you understand, yes. i say around 800, 900 people. >> jimmy: 900 people. were they all gathered around watching the game because you were in it? >> they went probably to the store all together and watched. >> jimmy: do you think they'll build a statue of you or anything there? >> i have a sign. >> jimmy: you have a sign? >> yes, i have a sign. >> jimmy: what does the sign say? >> it say home of mecole hardman jr. >> jimmy: oh, it does? that's pretty good. [ applause ] what was the name of that play that won the game? >> it was cheer right stack f shuttle tom and jerry right. >> jimmy: you are able to
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remember all that? >> yeah. but as a receiver i just heard tom and jerry, and i know the play. >> jimmy: are you tom or jerry? >> pat never tell me which one he was. i kind of play off him. i might be jerry. >> jimmy: you might be jerry. >> jimmy: so are you the first option on that? i am the first option. >> jimmy: you are. who is the second option on that? >> the running back. >> jimmy: okay. was he bummed that he wasn't the option? >> i don't know. nick bosa blew up in the backfield. and because i'm wondering like -- because usually i go to the running back. i'm not going to lie. he'll loop around. but when he threw the ball, yes! >> jimmy: so nick bosa did you a solid. >> he did a great. thank you, nick. [ applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: the parade is on wednesday, valentine's day. >> oh, i'm so happy. >> jimmy: oh, and you have a love affair with the kansas city, that's for sure.
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that's going to be -- do you think tommy is going to -- will tommy embarrass himself at the parade? >> you know what? he might. a couple of bud lights will do the job. a couple of those in you man with the whole team, crack them open, have a ball, somebody might be carried out of there. >> jimmy: well, i very much appreciate you taking time to come all the way out here and talk to us. and congratulations. you won the super bowl. >> appreciate it, man. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: mecole hardman, everybody. thank you, mecole. we'll be back with charles wesley godwin. conservative republican steve garvey is the wrong choice for the senate. ...our republican opponent here on this stage
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>> jimmy: thanks to katy perry and mecole hardman. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is up next, but first, his album is called "family ties". here with the song "cue country roads" charles wesley godwin! ♪ ♪
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♪ i've been gone so long away from my home most outsiders ♪ ♪ with a gumption to roam i used to live high beneath ♪ ♪ the mountain sky if you asked me how i left i couldn't tell you why ♪ ♪ cue country roads come on and take me home cue country roads come on and take me home ♪ ♪ i miss the lightning in the bottle from the copper stills hiding in the haller ♪ ♪ way up in them hills i miss the whine of a fiddle and the banjo ring ♪
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♪ when i cross the state line i can't help but sing cue country roads ♪ ♪ come on and take me home cue country roads come on and take me home cue country roads ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ i welcome the day when i'm a mountain mama playin' with a rhododendron on my stone ♪ ♪ cue country roads come on and take me home cue country roads come on and take me home ♪ ♪ cue country roads come on and take me home cue country roads ♪ ♪ [ cheering and applause ]
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