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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thanks for coming. [ cheers and applause ] we are -- please, i appreciate that. welcome to hollywood, where things are already getting back to be a normal after oscar sunday. the dolby theater, where the oscars are held, is right across the street from us. that's why they keep asking me to host the show. they don't have to pay for car to bring me over there. [ laughter ] there's a big billboard on the corner, you've probably seen this driving in. >> guillermo: oh, yeah. >> jimmy: of me. it must be 80 feet tall. these guys wasted no time swapping that out. yesterday morning -- [ laughter ]
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i was already taken down and replaced by "dune 2." they didn't even offer me the billboard. they're made out of some -- you know how great that would have looked, completely covering matt damon's house? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i guess the message is, it's over. it was fun while it lasted, i guess. not for you. the oscar magic continues for you, guillermo. >> guillermo: yes. >> jimmy: did you see what charlize theron posted on instagram today? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: charlize theron, somebody wrote, charlize and guillermo are not just dating, they're married." and charlize wrote, "love you, guillermo, till death do us part." [ cheers and applause ] i don't think even death would be able to pry you off charlize theron. [ laughter ] is your wife okay with this? >> guillermo: no, problem, great. >> jimmy: great.
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i want to thank everyone who reached out to me with kind words about the show. i got a lot of very nice posts and emails and texts. more importantly, i want to let those of you who did not reach out to know it's too late. [ laughter ] the poster is down, it's done. and as the award season comes to a close, spring break begins. this is fun you know, our friends at fox are always out scouring the country for things to be disgusted by. think particularly love a story where an attractive teacher starts an onlyfans. they show the sexy photos and pretend to be disgusted by them. well, the get off my lawn patrol is out in new orleans for spring break this week where correspondent lawrence jones got quite a scoop. >> i had the opportunity to talk to one lady yesterday. she says she applies her bronzer, and then she does cocaine. so tell me, how do y'all start y'all's day? >> you want to see? bronzer and cocaine, we're good. put on bronzer, cocaine, we're good for the day.
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>> bronzer then cocaine? >> i'm not a senior in college, here i am. yeah, my go-to is bronzer and cocaine. >> that's some story. she applies the bronzer before she does the line of coke. she wants to look good before she gets high. >> i never heard it before. >> jimmy: no, it makes sense. how hard would it be to apply bronzer when you're all coked up? [ laughter ] you wind up looking like trump. that's what you wind up looking like. biden's america, guys. [ cheers and applause ] nothing but bronzer and cocaine. humans aren't the only ones doing drugs in new orleans. a pack of rats somehow made their way into the evidence room at the new orleans police department. >> major rodents. on the floor. the cockroaches. the rats eating our marijuana. they're all high. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how can you tell? that the rats are high? are those the ones playing xbox? how do you know? [ laughter ] anyway, those rats sound cool as hell, to me. it was presidential primary day in georgia today.
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biden and trump both traveled to georgia this weekend, asking for votes. of course, the last time trump asked for votes in georgia, he was indicted for it. turns out, you have to do it before the election. [ laughter ] trump and biden hosted competing rallies over the weekend, though it's not really accurate to call them rallies. biden's was more of a medium-octane bingo night, and trump's was like a "my mom's a stripper" episode of jerry springer. [ laughter ] usually when two elderly men travel to georgia together, it's to play augusta national and see the bench from "forrest gump." [ laughter ] this trip was all business. but after the trip trump took a break during a vigorous round of golf to take in a brief performance from a very talented young lady. ♪
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>> jimmy: so beautiful. you know, melania used to sing to him like that. [ laughter ] not anymore. everything about him is weird. we talk a lot about how mean and dishonest and dumb trump is, but we sometimes forget about the weird factor. while he was singing his own praises in georgia, for some reason, he decided it would be a good idea to say this. >> in february alone, nearly 1 million jobs held by native-born americans disappeared by -- think of that, you lost a million jobs. black people. >> jimmy: it's like he's on a game show by himself. he's the host and the contestant on the show. "you lost a million jobs." "black people!" [ laughter ] right? [ cheers and applause ] this is good. at 1:30 a.m. east coast time, trump posted, "we must
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immediately have a full-scale debate between crooked joe and honest don i'm ready to go, any time." he's giving himself nicknames now. [ laughter ] is there anything sadder than giving yourself a nickname at 1:30 am? on the toilet, going "honest don," that's going to be -- [ laughter ] and "honest" is abe lincoln's nickname. even the nickname "honest" is stolen. [ laughter ] there are so many nicknames that would be better than "honest don." like genghis don. [ laughter ] don the con. donnie d-cups. donye west. [ laughter ] donald ducked the draft. kim don-un and man-boob mussolini. [ laughter ] any of those would be better than honest but honest don has a little bit of a housekeeping situation right now. one of his employees, a longtime employee at mar-a-lago, a guy worked for him for 20 years, has been cooperating with the special counsel in the classified documents case. for months this man has been known as "trump employee number 5."
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now we know his name. it's brian butler. he is the guy who had to move the documents when the fbi was looking for them, to trump's plane. butler sat down for an interview with cnn. and he had a lot to share about how sloppy trump was about keeping the documents locked up. >> the lake room, which is pretty much above -- almost above pine hall, i mean, anybody could just go around the spiral staircase, turn left, and there it is. >> anybody could access that room? >> well, i'm sure you needed a key. but yeah. i mean, there were multiple ways to get to the lake room. >> how many people had a key, would you guess? >> i'm assuming they didn't change -- if they had the same lock -- oh my gosh, probably over 10 keys, 20 keys. all the managers had master keys. >> jimmy: but they're all attached to a big wooden spoon, so they're safe. [ laughter ] all the people who have been with trump for years look like the doorman at a strip club, right? [ laughter ] unfortunately the judge hearing the documents case aileen cannon is moving it along slower than joe biden on rollerblades. [ laughter ]
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which means we might not get to see it before the election. but there are 91 felony charges against trump. the other night at the oscars, i asked trump why he was still up. i said, "isn't it past your jail time?" even though it was a joke, it made me wonder. if justice prevails and trump does go to prison, what would his life be like? so i met with a group of non-violent former inmates. these are guys who have done real time, to ask what can our former president expect behind bars? [ laughter ] and what can he do to prepare himself for prison? >> hi, my name is robby. i conserved 12 years in california state prison. >> i'm justin paperny, i s eight years. >> carlos cervantes. i served 11 years in the california state prison stist system. >> donte west, i served in the atlanta correctional facility, exonerated in 2001. >> jimmy: robby, justin, carlos, donte. thank you for being here.
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donald trump is facing a lot of, a lot of different charges. if you could describe what his prison experience might be like? god forbid he goes in. >> i think he'll fit right in. >> jimmy: you do? >> yeah. [ laughter ] because he's dealing with politics, with the democratic party, the republican party. >> jimmy: yeah? >> there it's almost the same, but now you're dealing with mexicans, blacks, whites, and asians. >> jimmy: you're talking about, like, these racial divisions in prison. what would donald trump -- what group would he be in? is there an orange? [ laughter ] >> in the federal system where i served time, there is some race segregation. but with a white guy goes to sit with blacks or asians, they're not going to get reprimanded and thrown out. >> jimmy: did you learn to whisper the word "black" in prison? [ laughter ] how hard would it be for him to smuggle in, like, a bucket of kfc?
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[ laughter ] how hard would it be for him to make, like, the 11 herbs and spices in the toilet? is that possible? you guys do any toilet cooking in prison? >> not in the toilet. the closest he would get to kfc, you can cook some incredible -- some of the best meals i ever had were in prison. >> jimmy: some of the best meals you ever had were in prison? >> yeah. >> for sure. >> jimmy: really? >> phenomenal meals. >> jimmy: you say no? you haven't had anything good to eat? >> some of the food is good, but you think about all the good food out here, i mean -- >> not everything is soy-based too, it sucks. >> jimmy: he's probably never had soy in his whole life. [ laughter ] this is not going to be a great experience for him, but it's manageable? >> well, he's going to have to pay his taxes. i don't know how he's going to do -- >> jimmy: you say taxes, we know he doesn't pay taxes on the out. what do you mean when you pay taxes? >> you pay someone a book of stamps, mackerel, tuna, which is currency in prison no money.
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>> jimmy: a book of stamps, mackerel, tuna. what about cigarettes? >> cigarettes are banned now. >> we're healthier now, including in the get with it. >> jimmy: in my way. boy. now they're smoking mackerel. what about tweeting and stuff like that? would he be able to do that? post on his social platforms? >> if he sneaks in a cell phone. >> yeah, if he gets a phone in there. >> jimmy: do you think melania will bring stuff into the prison for him? >> i think he'll go to visit tailtation," hey, you need to go ahead and bring back that phone." and there's only one place to put it up, right? >> jimmy: the phone? >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, sure. i mean, yeah, i think so. [ laughter ] so that's how phones get in? >> yeah. or -- well, you got to get the charger in, too. >> jimmy: the charger? [ laughter ] would you recommend that trump get some tattoos before? >> before. >> jimmy: he should? >> definitely. >> jimmy: what tattoo? >> the white house. >> a portrait of himself. >> jimmy: what about one of
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those teardrops under his eye? >> you have to put in real work. >> he hasn't earned the teardrop. >> jimmy: you have to earn the teardrop. >> he said he >> jimmy: that was obama, but yeah. >> he killed roe v. wade, right? so i guess. [ laughter ] one time i was in prison, walking in the cafeteria, they had a sheet over the table. it was on a date. >> jimmy: it was roman stick? >> some people are serving life. they want to come in with the modified titties and ass. kind of built like donald, right? lights come off, they come cuddle. >> jimmy: cuddle is a code? >> i never used that. that's a code i never used. >> you didn't get a chance to cuddle? >> i didn't cuddle, there was no cuddling. >> jimmy: guys, come on, he never got to cuddle, let's give him a cuddle. what does cuddle mean? what are we talking about cuddle-wise? >> i was in there with a bunch of lifers out there in kansas.
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you will see people be up, wandering around, then -- >> jimmy: you're able to get out of your cell in night? >> in a federal prison, sentence less than ten years, you go to one of these what people call country clubs or club feds. >> jimmy: is it similar to mar-a-lago? >> i don't know what's going to happen. somebody's going to claim him. >> jimmy: do you think he will find love in prison? >> i think a big, black man would go ahead and take him under his wing. >> jimmy: that's right. you're saying racists can get along in certain situations, be they sexual? [ laughter ] >> i think if there's any opportunity, it's for an orange guy like donnie for sure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's nice. maybe we can do a little bit of role playing. would you guys mind? >> sure. >> jimmy: okay, now let's pretend this is his first day of prison. you guys can come in the area. "hey, everybody, it's me, donald trump." >> "hey, i got the knife." >> "don't talk to the police." >> "i can't talk to you
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anymore." "give me a kiss." >> i love your flesh-colored underwear. >> that would not be the thing to say to someone. >> what's going on over here? get down, everyone get down. >> get on the floor, inmate! >> i can't get back up! >> donald! >> jimmy: all right, what did we learn here? >> you've got to find someone to protect you. >> jimmy: i was going to say, we wasted a lot of money on action figures. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we aim to educate. hey, we've got a fun show for you tonight. nathalie emmanuel is here. we have music from warren zeiders, and we'll be right back with anthony anderson. so stick around!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. tonight, a very talented actress you know from "game of thrones" and the "fast & furious." her new movie is "arthur the king" - nathalie emmanuel is with us. [ cheers ] then later, his freshly minted platinum single is the title track to this album. "pretty little poison." music from warren zeiders. [ cheers and applause ] you can see warren on tour with
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jelly roll starting august 27th in salt lake city. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by michael keaton and ramy youssef -- with music from briston maroney. so please join us for that. we also have a special guest sitting in with the band tonight. [ cheers and applause ] emily bartz-mills won a chance to sit in with the cletones. emily donated to a great organization, "project als." emily is playing, as you can see what? [ cheers and applause ] emily, i don't want to criticize. i know you're not a professional triangle player. >> not at all. >> jimmy: you're supposed to be holding that from the thing. >> from this? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. now try it. >> this for real i'm learning that? >> jimmy: yeah, hold it like that, now hit it. [ cheers and applause ] >> i'm getting thumbs-up from both sides. i'm holding it like this. >> jimmy: yeah, no, the band
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just wants to make sure they can't hear it at all. [ laughter ] so thank you for helping "project als," emily. [ cheers and applause ] all right, we've got -- our first guest tonight is a very gifted man. he acts, he sings, he doesn't really dance. but maybe, we'll find out. you know him from "black-ish," game shows and movies galore. please welcome anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: anthony, it's good to see you. did you hear the big news about guillermo? he's marrying charlize theron. he's married to charlize theron. >> really? since sunday? >> jimmy: since sunday. >> congratulations. >> guillermo: thank you very much. thank you, i'm so happy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's really, really
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happy. >> i would be too. >> jimmy: yeah. i mean, i think we all would be. >> yeah. >> jimmy: how are you doing? it's good to see you. >> doing great, baby, how are you? >> jimmy: doing great. by the way, you did an excellent job hosting the emmys a couple of months ago. >> thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> jimmy: i was wondering about a couple of things. i've been wanting to ask you about them, actually. first of all, your mother was hilarious. >> yes, she was. >> jimmy: for those who did not see, correct me if i have any of this wrong, you instructed your mother to yell at people who go on too long with their speeches? >> well, not -- i didn't instruct her to yell at anybody. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> you know, we weren't going to have any playoff music. my mother was going to be the playoff music. she was going to wrap people up. >> jimmy: yet you knew full well she was going to be yelling at people. >> my mother only has one volume, that's right. [ laughter ] yeah. but you know what? i think because of my mother, you know, the emmys for the first time in a very long time ended on time. >> jimmy: that's true. >> and i think a lot of people
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were hesitant to go over their speeches because my mother would yell at them. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: because the first speech, your mother did indeed -- i was like, "oh, that's a funny joke." then all of a sudden your mother really said -- started yelling "wrap it up." >> yes. >> jimmy: it was just delightful, it was excellent. [ laughter ] >> it was great. what's the difference between wrap-up music and a wrap-up mama? >> jimmy: the difference is the wrap-up mama is a lot funnier, that's the difference. >> you guys finished the oscars the other day early, i would assume. i say early because those credits, those end credits, were rolling real slow. >> jimmy: that's right, that's what they do. that's how you know when the show is over. >> and you were stretching time at one bit? >> jimmy: i was fortunate enough to get a really nice note from the president. [ laughter ] from the former president, yes. >> i heard about that, yes, yes. >> jimmy: the former president. the current president was long sleeping at that time. [ laughter ] yeah, yes.
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so yeah, no, we did. we wrapped it up on time. was that a goal of yours, to make it come in on time? >> you know, i mean, i wanted -- yes, it was. >> jimmy: why? >> maybe you took a -- a page from my book. if anthony can finish an awards show on time, so can i. >> jimmy: i will let you know that last year i finished the oscars on time also. >> oh, okay. >> jimmy: i feel maybe you took a page -- >> i did. >> jimmy: -- out of my book. >> i'm not going to lie, you were the first person i called when they offered me to host the emmys. >> jimmy: that's right. >> actually, you were the only person i called. >> jimmy: do you want to share the conversation we had? >> yeah. really? about the money? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] that was basically the conversation. [ cheers and applause ] >> it was like, jimmy, can you believe that my hair and makeup team is going to make more money than me? and i'm the host of the show! >> jimmy: yeah, no. yeah, you were curious whether they were just screwing you over. >> yeah. >> jimmy: or screwing all of us over. >> yeah, well, it's all of us. >> jimmy: the good news was it
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was all of us, yeah, yeah. it's funny. it is funny. but yeah, i guess you don't do that for the money. for you probably, it wound up costing you money. because i know -- did you take your mom out with you after the show? >> i did, i did. i did, and my mother -- not -- really doesn't have a drinking problem, but she had a drinking problem that night. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: she developed one for that night? >> she developed one for that night. i thought the drinks would be free at the governors ball, apparently they're not. [ laughter ] they're not. >> jimmy: i feel like every time i reach out to you, you're in south africa lately. is that fair to say? >> well -- fair to say, yeah. for the last six months, i've been in capetown, south africa. i was over there filming a film called "g-20" with the lovely and talented viola davis. >> jimmy: oh, that's nice, all right. [ cheers and applause ] i don't know why it surprises me my texts are the same when they go to south africa, hey, what's going on? you're like, i'm in south africa. i'm like, whoa, how'd that get
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here? while you were in south africa, the local press i think were interested in your comings and goings. and so they printed on something called "bona news." >> oh, when is he going home? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: could anthony anderson still be in capetown? why would they ask this? >> man, i was there so long, i got citizenship. [ laughter ] but what's crazy, if you were to go on bona and read it, read the comments, the people are like, "he's fallen in love with a south african queen." the one that stood out to me was, "he's lost all his money, and he can't leave." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and there is no truth to either one of those? >> no truth to either one. but i love the people in capetown. i had a great time in capetown. and looking forward to going back soon. >> jimmy: you spent a night in the e.r., right? while you were there? what happened to you while you were there?
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>> you know this movie, "g-20," with viola davis, an action film. i was working with act hoarse were overzael zealous in wanting to whoop my ass in this scene. >> jimmy: actors or stunt guy? >> they were actors, the stunt man wouldn't have treated me that bad. >> jimmy: i see. >> they were actors trying to make a name for themselves. oh, i really want this next movie to get to south africa so i can get into it. they were supposed to throw me in a chair. they did the first take, i wanted to talk to them about being easy. they didn't, they roughed me up next time and threw me in but they missed the chair and slammed me into the wooden arm, which was made of ancestral slavery wood. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, no. >> i just stabbed me right in my kidney and brought me to my knees. >> jimmy: oh, oh. >> i couldn't walk for a little bit. every two steps, i buckled over in pain. i had to spend four, five hours in the emergency room. >> jimmy: oh my god. >> yeah. >> jimmy: were they apologetic after? >> not at all. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not at all.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hey, there. we are back with anthony anderson. nathalie emmanuel is on the way.
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is it true you have 400 pairs of shoes in your home? >> a little bit, yeah. maybe 400, 500 pair, yeah. >> jimmy: 500 pairs? >> i have an entire room and an entire shoe closet dedicated to just my shoes. >> jimmy: why? [ laughter ] >> i'm a shoe whore. >> jimmy: i get that, i understand it. but what are you saving them for? do you wear -- are there some that you never wear? >> there's some that i never wear, lots that -- it's crazy. if you were to come into any home and look at the shoes, you'd see the vast majority of them have never been worn. i wear the same two, three pair of shoes every day. i don't know why. >> jimmy: are you thinking, i'm going to save these because they're valuable? >> no, they're only valuable if somebody wants to spend money on it. i have some exclusive air jordans. but you know -- they're just great shoes that have been given to me that i don't want to wear. >> jimmy: i see. >> i don't want so scuff them up. >> jimmy: i see. >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you say given to me, nike gives you these shoes?
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or michael jordan, does he give you these shoes? >> m.j. gives them to me. >> jimmy: m.j. gives them to you? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, you know. yeah, yeah. i don't want to drop names. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: if you're going to drop one, that's a good one to drop. >> yeah, no, we're -- we're friends. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and we -- coincidentally, we wear the same size shoe, a 13. so exclusives drop and i go out to buy them and i can't buy them because everybody's bought them before me, i call m.j. up. and he sends them to me. >> jimmy: you actually phone and say, "hey, can i get some shoes?" >> yeah, he can't tell me no because he's lying. man, we got the same size shoe, you got them. just send me one pair of yours. like there was this exclusive that dior made with jordan that i went to buy, and i couldn't, and they were like 15, $20,000. so i called him up. and he said, "it will be there in a couple of days." two days later, they showed up at my house.
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>> jimmy: they did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: did you sell them immediately? >> sure. [ laughter ] no they're still there. i've worn them once, just so people can see that i have them, then took them off and put them on the shelf. >> jimmy: in exchange do you send michael jordan your barbecue stuff? you and sacedric have a company together. >> a.c. barbecue. [ clears ] >> jimmy: whose idea was there? >> cedric and i came together. we're the cooks out of our crew. we take golf trips. cedric and i are in the kitchen. >> jimmy: you cook for the gang on a golf trip? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: wow, really? >> we do a little bit of it all, man. we started a.c. barbecue. cedric and i sat with culinculinary we're not just celebrities who slap our name on the product. we sat down with culinary scientists and came up with those blends ourselves. >> jimmy: did these people show you identification proving they were culinary scientists?
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>> no they just told us. and they had a laugh coach. >> jimmy: see, that makes it even more suspicious to me. you guys sit there, "yeah, we like this, we like that, we don't like this." how do you decide when these there's only two guys which things you like? i would mimagine you have varyig opin opinions. >> we do. we butted heads a couple of times on that. we reached a happy medium. this is a little too salty, this is a little too spicy, this is a perfect blend. >> jimmy: cedric is from st. louis. st. louis has a very rich barbecue tradition. >> okay, all right. >> jimmy: i think they put the sauce on after the grill, after they grill it? >> yes. >> jimmy: whereas you're from compton. is there a compton barbar cue -- i know there's a lot of barbecue. is there a specific, the way we have it in kansas city and memphis, et cetera? >> you know what, los angeles is a melting pot of all those places. the south. you know, migrated here.
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my dad was from little rock, arkansas, youngest of 16 -- >> jimmy: did your dad barbecue? >> yeah. my dad liked a wet rib. my dad would also build his own barbecue pits. >> jimmy: that's serious. >> he'd take 55-gallon drums and cut them open. that's what i learned. >> jimmy: you brought a couple of photographs. tell me about this before i show it here. this is you in your backyard? >> i had my backyard redone by this guy named jeff louis. he rebuilt this kitchen for me while i was away in south africa, he built it. he put a pit in but put the wrong kind of pit in. he put a gas grill in my backyard. and i said, "hey, man, that's the white man grill." [ laughter ] you know? i said, "we use wood." it was too late, he installed it already. the only thing i can cook on my grill is hot dogs. [ laughter ] that's why you have the look on
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my place. >> jimmy: you look displeased. >> yes. it's all i can do, that outdoor kitchen, all i can put on it is wieners. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you have any pants or underwear on at all in this photograph? [ laughter ] >> i do not, baby. just flip-flops and an apron. [ cheers and applause ] let's talk about this. so i got -- i got this pizza oven because of you, because of your pizza oven at your house. you told me i needed to get one in my backyard, so i got it, that's what i have right there. >> jimmy: have you been making pizzas? >> you can see there's no gas even connected to it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: there's nothing connected to it. >> i just got back from south africa. i just took it out of the box. just took it out of the box. >> jimmy: yeah, you don't want to end up on "bona news" again, you've got to hook that thing up. it's very good to see you. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congratulations on all yourment wonderful successes. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: anthony anderson.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back. music from warren zeiders is on the way. our next guest was to khaleesi what robin is to batman and
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ketchup is to fries. next she stars alongside mark wahlberg in "arthur the king." please welcome nathalie emmanuel. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i haven't seen you in quite some time. >> yes, it's been a few years. >> jimmy: it has been. were you in town for the oscars this weekend? >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: did you go to the show? >> i didn't go to the show, to the actual show. i went to a viewing party. i went to elton john's aids benefit and watched. >> jimmy: hey, can i ask you a question? will you be honest with me when i ask it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do people actually at those viewing parties, are they really watching the show? >> i think some are. [ laughter ] some aren't. some are really just enjoying the, you know -- >> jimmy: can you go through a
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list of who did and who didn't? [ laughter ] >> i can assure you i did. very locked in. >> jimmy: what did you think? >> i thought it was fantastic. i thought the presenting was -- you know. [ laughter ] it was excellent. >> jimmy: i'm just fishing. >> it was so fun. i thought was really great. >> jimmy: did you go to parties and stuff like that? >> i did. >> jimmy: after the viewing party? >> well -- i went to about three or four, i think. >> jimmy: you did. i wonder about that. because -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: i went to one. and afterwards, i was -- people were like, "we're going to go to the next one." i thought everyone's here, not going to the next one, why don't we just stay at this one? [ laughter ] >> yes, i mean, it's just that everyone is so excited about the oscars, they want to go see what all the different vibes are. >> jimmy: "i've got to go to the next party." you realize it's all the same people, just in a different building. >> basically. >> jimmy: did you meet anybody that you'd not met that you were very excited about? >> i think -- there's a lot of people who i'm standing maybe
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two feet away from that i thought, i'd never be in the same continent, let alone the same room. >> jimmy: right. >> there was quite a few. i went to -- to madonna's after party. >> jimmy: oh, how was that? >> that was cool. >> jimmy: did you chat with madonna? >> no. >> jimmy: you did not. >> yeah. >> jimmy: isn't it weird to go to somebody's married and you never really talk to them? [ laughter ] >> i can be a bit shy. so i think i was a bit like that to madonna, like i don't really know what to do. [ laughter ] ? you were, and i hope -- i hope this doesn't bring up any bad memories, but you were beheaded on "game of thrones." >> i was. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wonder if being beheaded is better than just quietly riding out the rest of the show? as an actor, do you want to be beheaded? >> i think i want to do whatever is best for the story. and i think -- >> jimmy: did you feel -- >> that really was an impactful moment. >> jimmy: yeah sure, the mountain beheaded you. >> he did, yeah.
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>> jimmy: did he apologize after that? >> no, actually. >> jimmy: he did not, yeah. >> no. >> jimmy: yeah, and do people mention this to you regularly when they meet and see you? >> yeah. "oh, your head" -- i'm like, "not real." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a picture from -- i think this is -- i don't know. i think you were -- i've got to get my -- here we go. how old are you in this photograph? >> i'm about 10. >> jimmy: this is before you were beheaded. [ laughter ] >> long before. >> jimmy: this is -- what did you win here? >> i didn't win. this was actually from the production of "the lion king" when it moved to london. and in 1999. and i think they'd won like "the evening standard" award. i think that's what it is. >> jimmy: who did you play? >> young nala. >> jimmy: wow. was that your first acting job? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no? >> it wasn't. i guess it was my first professional job. like a booking.
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like i did it for, i don't know, six months. so it was like an ongoing thing. i'd done like a few commercials and stuff. >> jimmy: what commercials did you do? >> so -- i think my first commercial, i was -- well, i was 5. and it was for the in-house -- like video for british airways' duty free that played on the planes. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah. and i had to pretend to be asleep with a little stuffed animal. that was it, really. >> jimmy: were you good at it? [ laughter ] >> no, i actually wasn't. i kept opening my eyes before the director called cut. and he kind of was like, "okay, if you keep your eyes closed until you hear me say cut, i'll give you the dog that you're cuddling with." and i was like, "okay, okay." and i'd seen there was a spare one. and i was like, "i'll do it if you let me take the other one for my sister." >> jimmy: oh, you negotiated two dogs. >> yes. i got two dogs, yeah.
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>> jimmy: so -- wow. you could work as your own agent, swls as well, besides being an actor. >> i think that's like the only time i've ever successfully done that. >> jimmy: tell me about this movie with mark wahlberg. >> yes. >> jimmy: this is based on something like that people really do. it's not about king arthur. >> no, it's not. it's based on, actually, a true story of a team of adventure racers. i don't know if you know what adventure racing is. >> jimmy: i don't. >> it's this amazing sport. there's teams of four people, one of which has to be a woman. and they do the race. the various disciplines, over maybe -- well, hundreds of miles. like 380 miles. >> jimmy: when you say disciplines, like what do you mean by that? >> so like biking, kayaking. >> jimmy: i see. >> on foot, they have to climb. it's like extreme sports, a race for extreme sports. >> jimmy: okay. >> and it's incredible. and these athletes are -- i mean, it's --
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>> jimmy: you had to do this? >> well, i had to learn how to look like i could do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: are you an adventurous person in general? >> not really. >> jimmy: you are not. a lot of people are and it's always kind of annoying, right, when they are? >> i'm so impressed by them, i have to say. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, we look at things differently. [ laughter ] >> yeah, i guess. i guess i'm just like, that's amazing. we had about a month prep to sort of work with our amazing stunt team. and michael leonard, who really the story is based on, his team of adventure racers. and he helped us kind of learn the details of, like, what they go through. and, like, some of the tricks that they do, like where they might put their water bottle, where they might put this piece of equipment. so when they're running, they don't have to stop, they don't have to stop and lose time, these little tricks. >> jimmy: where do they put the water bottle?
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>> to be honest, i don't remember. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't need to pay attention to that. michael's going on and on about adventure racing, "all right, let's just shoot the movie." [ laughter ] >> yeah. but it's an incredible story. and arthur, he's the star. >> jimmy: he's the king. >> he's the king. arthur being a dog who -- >> jimmy: arthur being a dog. >> who doesn't love dogs, right? >> jimmy: there's a lady named mary here who was bitten by a dog two different times. [ laughter ] so she's maybe not on team arthur. [ cheers and applause ] it's her 80th birthday. >> oh, happy birthday. >> jimmy: "arthur the king" opens in theaters friday. nathalie emmanuel, everybody, thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with warren zeiders.
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>> jimmy: thanks to anthony anderson and nathalie emmanuel. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, with the title track to his album "pretty little poison," warren zeiders! ♪
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♪ ♪ every night 'round about this time it's like she knows i'm lonely ♪ ♪ rolls up when the wine is gone like a record on repeat leanin' on old memories ♪ ♪ and talkin' 'bout what used to be she'll probably be the death of me ♪ ♪ but damn if it ain't sweet she's my pretty little poison ♪ ♪ my heartache in the night with a kiss on her lips just like cyanide ♪ ♪ yeah she came with a warnin' but i didn't mind i'll go out on that ♪ ♪ high every time
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she's my pretty little poison my pretty little ♪ ♪ poison shadows dancin' down the hall whispers that ♪ ♪ she wants me try my best not to fall when she falls into me ♪ ♪ we all need some kind of fix for me she's the one i'll pick ♪ ♪ nothin' else will do the trick she's all i need she's my pretty ♪ ♪ little poison my heartache in the night ♪ ♪ with a kiss on her lips just like cyanide
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yeah she came with a warnin' but i didn't mind ♪ ♪ i'll go out on that high every time she's my pretty little poison ♪ ♪ my pretty little poison for some i guess it's alcohol i don't want ♪ ♪ none at all i just want you no i just want you my pretty little poison ♪ ♪ my heartache in the night with a kiss on her lips just like cyanide yeah she came with a warnin' ♪ ♪ but i didn't mind i'll go out on that high every time she's my pretty ♪ ♪ little poison
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my pretty little poison she's my pretty little poison ♪ ♪ ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, scott peterson fighting for a new trial. >> mr. peat are son, can you both see and hear the proceedings? >> yes, your honor, i can, thank you. >> byron: back in court, his

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