and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel. larry biel, all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy >> lou: from hollywood -- it's “jimmy kimmel live”! tonight -- dwayne johnson -- robert de niro -- guillermo at the oscars --

and music from justin timberlake. with cleto and the cletones. and now, justin timberlake! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ [ cheering ] >> justin: thank you! thank you. thank you so much. thank you. all right. okay. all right. hello, everyone. [ cheers ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm going to be your host tonight, justin timberlake. [ cheering ]

yes. now, you all might know me from being justin timberlake. [ laughter ] did you watch the oscars last night? [ cheering ] really good, right? i mean, i haven't seen that many stars since joey fatone elbowed me in the face. rim shot! [ rim shot ] thank you. all right. this is going good. all right. the show was hosted by my friend and your friend, jimmy kimmel. didn't he do a great job? [ cheering ] unfortunately, jimmy couldn't be here tonight. as you can imagine, he's pretty beat. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: i am here.

i am here. thanks, everybody. i am here. you know, i was supposed to be here. >> justin: yeah, yeah. i'm confused. why are you here? >> jimmy: well, i'm confused. why are you here? [ laughter ] >> justin: i'm the guest host. >> jimmy: no, you're the musical guest. why would i need a guest host? >> justin: because you were out all night at the oscar after party. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: not really. i went to one party and then went to bed. [ laughter ] >> justin: oh. that's so sad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is? >> justin: yeah. >> jimmy: oh, okay. well, any way, thank you. i can take it from here. i appreciate it. >> justin: are you sure? i had a whole monologue planned. i was going to do a presidential debate rap battle where i play trump and biden. you know, like --

"you're a loser." "come on man!" [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that sounds really good. you want to do the rest of that? >> justin: actually, that's all i had. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> justin: but, i was going to do it for you. >> jimmy: thank you very much. [ cheers and applause ] you know you've always, always since the beginning, you've always been my favorite justin. >> justin: oh, thank you. and since the beginning, you've always been my second favorite jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: good job. >> justin: i'm going to see you later? >> jimmy: yeah, for sure, i'll see you later. >> justin: guillermo, let's go. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wait, no. guillermo, you stay here with me. you don't go. [ laughter ] i have to bring sexy back, you understand, right? [ cheering ] we'll see justin later. hi, everybody. thank you. [ cheering ] we have fun, right? what night is tonight?

monday? what night were the oscars? was that last night? [ laughter ] i'm a little bit of a daze. somebody handed me a shot of don julio in the middle of the oscars last night. [ laughter ] we had a lot of fun. oh, i have to say -- it's always an honor to be asked to host an event you would otherwise not be invited to. [ laughter ] i got home late, i'm tired, i'm mad that we still have daylight saving time. [ laughter ] i'm so mad. i've been mad about it for 28 hours now. but i am a professional. so here i am to do the show. [ cheers and applause ] and people keep asking me today and last night, they keep asking what my favorite moment of the night was. and there are a lot of them. but if i had to pick the one moment that tickled me most, it was probably hearing arnold schwarzenegger say the word "godzilla." >> godzilla. >> jimmy: i'm not sure you got that. let's hear that one more time. >> godzilla. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes. it's like half godzilla, half lasagna. [ laughter ] which would be a great movie by the way, "godzilla vs

lasagna." some of the other highlights, the ken song was great. al pacino giving best picture to “oppenheimer” -- and john cena. we wanted to do something to celebrate the 50th anniversary of the oscar streaker. you remember the guy that ran naked across the stage. so i asked john cena to present the oscar for best costume design. [ laughter ] with no clothes on. just an envelope in front of him. and he was very funny. but getting this on the air of all the times i've hosted the oscars or the emmys or anything, no comedy bit has ever received more scrutiny than this. [ laughter ] there were meetings, there were side-meetings, there were emails and texts. phone calls. there were people sweating. somebody was crying. and then, once they realized we weren't going to take no for an answer, there were intense discussions about the size of the envelope. [ laughter ] and whether we needed to velcro it to john's body. we had to fill his crack and have socks and various testicalia was discussed. [ laughter ]

every television network has what they call an s and p department, which stands for "scrotum and penis." [ laughter ] this is the envelope they wanted us to use. it's too big. they kept demanding we make the envelope bigger and bigger, which, well, first i have to say congratulations to john cena. [ laughter ] [ applause ] the commotion you caused. very rarely does an idea literally push the envelope, and this one did. [ laughter ] so then we tape everything down, we glue everything that can be glued, and when it comes time for him to walk out. live, by the way, there's no way to edit this. the executives were terrified. this is what it looked like in the control room when john cena walked out on stage. [ laughter ] it had that level of intensity. but i want to thank john for being such a good sport. [ applause ] and i want to apologize for nearly killing our department of standards and practices last night. a lot of people work very hard to make a show like the oscars happen.

and not just people. dogs work very hard on this show too. the dog you are about to see is the breakout star of the movie, "anatomy of a fall." [ laughter ] this is how he ended the show. such a good boy, a really good boy. [ laughter ] messi flew all the way in from france to do that. our plan was to have him sitting in the audience through the show, including my monologue. but it turns out we did a rehearsal. the dog was barking like crazy the whole time, because he is a dog. [ laughter ] which was making it hard to tell jokes. it was really funny. it was like we'd released a dozen squirrels into the theater. [ laughter ] at one point, i thought, the hell with it, let's just let the dog bark through the show. but it wouldn't have been great during, like, the in-memoriam montage. [ laughter ] so instead of having messi live in the audience, we pretaped some reaction shots, including this one which we rolled in after robert downey jr. won guest supporting actor. >> avery x in india, this one's for you! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we wanted to just have

messi clapping. turns out it's impossible to train a dog to clap. so one of our propmasters, donny wu, made a couple of dog legs. [ laughter ] and he was under. that's the movie magic, the tv magic. thanks to messi and donny. one of the delightful things about hosting the oscars is how mad people get about the dumbest things. i made a joke about the transformers movie, and this was very upsetting to a subgroup of people who wrote things like “jimmy kimmel just made an enemy of every transformers fan.” [ laughter ] “shut up you f-ing moron.” “jimmy kimmel shut the f up about transformers you dirty old nasty bitch ass man.” [ laughter ] “transformers fandom hereby designates jimmy kimmel an enemy of the state." come on. that's got to be the mountain dew code red talking. [ laughter ] i do want to apologize. i assumed you guys would be too busy masturbating to watch the oscars. [ laughter ]

i am deeply apologetic for offending the transformers community. meanwhile, while you fools are focused on me, the decepticons are planning their next evil deed! [ laughter ] speaking of decepticons. there was one prominent american who did not enjoy the show last night and let it be known on social media toward the end of the telecast. donald trump, remember that guy? wrote -- “has there ever been a worse host than jimmy kimmel at the oscars. his opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not and never can be." this is also his wedding toast to his son eric. [ laughter ] i don't take too much offense. [ applause ] and then he went into a thing about george stephanopoulos. and told them to fire me. so after the show, almost everyone i ran into was asking me, was that real? did donald trump really -- yeah, of course it was real. [ laughter ] and it kind of tells you all you need know about donald trump. he wrote this because he was upset i didn't mention him on the show. and no one mentioned him on the show. he wasn't getting any attention. he couldn't stand it. and so then the adderall

mcflurry kicked in and he went right at it. [ laughter ] i wasn't planning to mention him at all. we were backstage, the show was almost over, and one of our writers," hey, look at this." well, to quote al pacino, "just when i thought i was out, they pull me back in." and i had to read it. [ applause ] anyway. funny. we had john cena on stage naked, and somehow trump still managed to be the biggest dick of the night. [ cheers and applause ] guillermo, did you have fun at the oscars? we lost you at the oscars at the party afterwards. we went in together. that was the last i saw you. >> guillermo: it was a long day. i had a little too much tequila. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you go home or stumble into slash's top hat? what happened to you? >> guillermo: no, i went home, jimmy. i was tired. >> jimmy: before guillermo disappeared, he fulfilled his annual duties on the red carpet, chatting with the stars at the 96th oscars. ♪ it's oscar night, it's oscar

night, oscar night, it's oscar night ♪ >> guillermo: what are you wearing? >> i'm wearing dolce & gabbana. >> guillermo: oh, dolce and cabana? >> with a "g." >> guillermo: you know what i'm wearing? target with "t," target. [ laughter ] you know how they say "oppenheimer" in spanish? >> no, i don't. >> guillermo: "oppenheimer." [ laughter ] you were in the movie "private parts," right? >> yeah. >> guillermo: what is your favorite private part? >> the main one. the main unit is my favorite one. my own. >> guillermo: you have a name for it? what do you call it? >> i don't call it anything. it goes nameless. >> guillermo: oh, yeah? >> he's a man of mystery. >> guillermo: look, if acting doesn't work for you, what is your fallback career? >> my fallback career? i don't have one. you do. >> guillermo: will you think of me in your next movie? >> why not? >> guillermo: good. >> i think i like it when i see you the shirt like that. >> guillermo: all right.

it has my resume in the back. >> oh, good. >> guillermo: thank you very much. >> thank you. >> guillermo: you have a speech if you win? >> it's up here, i think. i didn't write anything down because i worried that that would make me too sad. >> guillermo: here, i have a speech for you. >> apply ointment to affected area twice. >> guillermo: oh, no, no, no sorry. mr. tim cook, how can i get my iphone connected to bluetooth? how can i get my phone connected to bluetooth? how are you? how are you doing? can you help me? oh my god. apple customer service is terrible! [ laughter ] i'm going to party at jimmy's house. >> oh, yeah? >> guillermo: he is not going to be there. >> oh, sick. let's tear his [ bleep ] house apart. >> guillermo: exactly. that's what i'm talking about. >> oh, yeah, baby. post-oscar keggers at jimmy kimmel's house tonight. >> guillermo: yeah, tonight. he is not going to be there. >> so you have a taco truck too? >> guillermo: i have a taco truck, a bouncing castle. >> yeah, yeah. should i hand it out to anybody or just me?

>> guillermo: this is for us. you can bring your wife. give it to margot robbie. cillian! cillian! ariana, how are you? emma stone? emma, emma! i got one question, ryan, ryan, why are you so sexy? [ laughter ] how are you? one question, greta, what are you wearing? >> gucci! >> guillermo: she say douchey. carey, carey, mark, mark, mark, mark! martin, martin scorsese, how are you? no one wants to talk to me. i don't know why. chris! hey, come on. we got one quick -- [ cheers and applause ] how are you? here, here, here. here, for you. good luck! >> i love you. >> guillermo: it's like looking

in a mirror. [ laughter ] oh my god. are you nervous? >> yes. >> guillermo: oh, yeah? i have something for you to relax you. >> is it a tequila shot? >> guillermo: yeah. >> whoo-wee! >> guillermo: we got to be classy about it. >> i like how you squint when you do it. >> jimmy: like this. it's mexican style. [ laughter ] >> to friendship. >> guillermo: to friendship. >> love everything you done and that we've done every year. >> guillermo: i love you too. >> i didn't say i love you. i love all the [ bleep ]. i don't know that i say i love you yet. it's too much because the cameras are rolling. >> guillermo: cheers, love you. >> here's to flexibility. >> guillermo: you say flexibility? >> yeah. >> guillermo: thank you. see you over there. >> yes! you know what? this is one of my favorites. mm. my favorite! >> guillermo: my favorite too. ♪

>> oh, that is really good. >> yow! >> guillermo: oh, my gosh. ♪ la cucaracha ♪ ♪ la cucaracha ♪ ♪ >> guillermo: this is the good stuff. >> smooth. right on. >> how many shots have you taken already? >> guillermo: a lot. like 17, 19. charlize, it's me guillermo, how are you? >> where's my shot? [ cheers and applause ] >> this is what i live for. >> guillermo: listen, right here. i have it for you. >> that's huge. >> guillermo: let's play "barbie" real quick. >> no, i'm only here for the drinking. >> guillermo: listen, can we take off the head? >> stop it! stop it! >> guillermo: yes. >> stop it, oh my god. how many people drank from this? be honest. >> guillermo: no one. you're the first one. >> oh my god, i love you. cheers!

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: well, hello there and welcome back. tonight, one of the all-time greats, he is a two-time oscar winner, the one and only robert de niro is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, another hall of famer, he is a ten-time grammy winner with a new album called "everything i thought it was," it comes out on friday. music from justin timberlake. [ cheers and applause ] we are very hard at work with new shows this week. guests including michael keaton -- anthony anderson -- ramy youssef -- nathalie emmanuel --

the one and only, oprah winfrey will be joining us this week. we'll have music from warren zyders, briston maroney and chromeo. please join us for all that. our first guest tonight is that rare movie star who also keeps our world safe from jabronis -- [ laughter ] he has a whole fanny-pack full of his new line of skincare products called papatui. please say hello to dwayne “the rock” johnson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? i like you in the glasses. you look like "professor the rock." >> thank you, yes. that's a little intelligence. thank you. >> jimmy: how was your oscar night? you presented with bad bunny. >> with bad bunny. it was great.

it was his birthday yesterday, so happy belated to bad bunny. >> jimmy: bad bunny and the rock sounds like a disney+ show. [ laughter ] >> yes, yes. or a bad trip that you don't want to go on. >> jimmy: did you meet anybody that you hadn't met that you were excited about? >> you know what? it was really cool. that's the fun part about the oscars. you get to see all your old friends, meet new friends. when i was backstage, i ran into a whole bunch of hollywood icons that i had never met before. >> jimmy: like who? >> like al pacino. >> jimmy: oh, you met al. [ cheers and applause ] >> that was the first time i met him, awesome. great to meet him, give him a hug, give him a kiss. he said "i love you work, rock." "thank you, of course i love yours too." met sam rockwell, he is awesome, one of my favorite actors. [ cheers ] we talked about hey, let's work together one day. met sally field. >> jimmy: oh, wow. [ cheering ] >> i said i'm so sorry to interrupt, i have to give you a big hug. she said, you better come in here and give me the biggest hug. it was awesome. it was great to see everybody. >> jimmy: the first time i

hosted the oscars was in 2017. and you were in one of the front seats. and that was the night, the infamous night of the mix-up. >> the mix-up at the end. >> jimmy: and there is a photograph of you. have you seen this photograph? there is a photograph of you. and if we can zoom in, we can see -- [ laughter ] there you are. meryl streep's right here. and you actually look troubled. [ laughter ] >> look, i in this moment, you know how when something becomes really surreal, even in this crazy makeup world of hollywood, it was -- at the end there i thought, oh, is someone purposefully trying to sabotage this moment? so this was a little, do i need to get up here and take care -- [ laughter ] luckily i didn't, because i would have been arrested. >> jimmy: i would have gladly let you be the one who went up there and figured it out. >> but it was a crazy moment. >> jimmy: it was was. i had a crazy moment with you last night. it was kind of weird. coming off the stage with a partially nude john cena.

>> yes. >> jimmy: and we're going through this little alley, and then there is you and john cena. i feel like i might be wrestling here in a second. [ laughter ] i feel like you guys -- i thought about it afterwards. you really missed an opportunity to promote wrestlemania by attacking each other in that moment. [ laughter ] a folding chair, a smash, something like that. >> a half-naked john cena isn't the guy who i want to attack in that moment. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want him fully naked? [ laughter ] >> i need him fully naked before i attack him. no. that was his joke, by the way. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i wasn't kidding! [ laughter ] i think this is really interesting, because you know this. you're one of the most well loved people in the world. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yes. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: and yet, you have in the wrestling world gone back to being a heel, being a villain in the thing. >> yes. >> jimmy: and to the point where

you are actually antagonizing people in the local cities that you visit? >> yes. >> jimmy: this is your visit to phoenix, arizona. and how you greeted -- >> phoenix, arizona, by the way, before you show it, i did a little research. and what i'm saying is the truth. >> jimmy: it is true. i looked it up too! >> yes. >> jimmy: take a look. >> the number one city in america for cocaine and meth use is phoenix, arizona. [ cheers and applause ] finally, you cactus-loving crackheads finally have something worth shooting in your veins. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> i mean -- >> jimmy: you cactus-loving crackheads. >> cactus-loving crackheads. it is the best to go back to wwe in this rock 10.0 version where i can become a heel and say the things that people want to say. >> jimmy: they still love you after you say them. >> and i went in, and it's a number one city and you

cactus-loving crackheads. and what i also said was "and every woman in here wants to go one-on-one with the rock." and all the women go crazy. and i said, "now settle down, you crackhead karens!" [ laughter ] and then they all cheered again. they were like, yay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right. settle down, you crackhead karens. dwayne "the rock" johnson is here. we'll be right back. ♪) some people just know that the best rate for you is a rate based on you, with allstate. not one based on paul. you don't want to ride with paul. or sarah, not today anyway. and you don't want a rate based on ben, he's got some important business to take care of. why would you pay a rate based on anyone else? with allstate, you're connected to a rate based on you.

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"the rock" johnson who's got a --. >> by the way, i'm so sorry. let's acknowledge this hot-ass crowd. [ cheering ] you guys are really hot. they're excited. >> jimmy: you have this -- is it a men's skin care line? papatui? >> it is, unisex, but men. >> jimmy: anyone can buy it. anyone can slather it on. will you be smearing these lotions and creams on your fellow wrestlers at wrestlemania? [ laughter ] >> i will. but before and after, not during the match. that's a whole another match. >> jimmy: be able to get ahold of them. yeah, yeah. why did you decide to do something like this? >> well, number one, i always get conversations, i've had conversations, like everyone has asked me over the years like you, "hey, what do you do with your skin in" ?" but what i have found is us dudes can talk about cars and business stuff or movies or cheap meals or what your workout

is like. >> jimmy: snakes. >> snakes for sure on planes. we talk about mental health. but i found when guys ask me about skin care, it's always done like, "hey, jimmy, can i talk to you? what do you do about --" >> jimmy: it's weird. >> don't make it weird. why are we whispering? let's talk about it. we get one body, one skin. >> jimmy: i had a situation where i made the mistake of telling a group of women that i just put the same body lotion i use on my face -- >> oh, no! >> jimmy: and they were yelling at me like i had done something illegal. >> you can't do that. no. it's a process and one you got to take care. you women do a great job of it, us men are learning. i wanted to encourage the conversation. but i wanted to create a product that was clean, that had a lot of -- i didn't know this, but maybe you did. i didn't know this. women, you guys know this. parabens, sulfates, stuff like that, it's bad stuff that all the women are nodding their

heads. we don't have any of that in papatui. so that's safe. and it's also important that everything is under 10 bucks to make sure -- >> jimmy: oh, that is good. [ cheers and applause ] they really gouge you for those things. >> they really do. they gouge you. >> jimmy: you are a guy who cares about men. i know last night i mentioned that we lost track of guillermo at the party. so you very kindly stopped by -- you stopped by to check on him this morning. >> yes. >> jimmy: and actually helped him get ready for the show tonight. >> yes. >> jimmy: we have video. ♪ [ rooster crowing ] [ laughter ] >> guillermo, good morning, brother. come on, wakey-wakey. >> guillermo: wow. i can't smell what the rug has been drinking. [ laughter ] >> i know. all night long. me too. come on. let's go. come on, come on. dude, nice tattoo. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: what tattoo? >> you got a paul giamatti tattoo on your back. >> guillermo: oh, [ bleep ]. that is why my back hurts so much. >> come on.

>> guillermo: i want to ask you for a favor. >> sure. >> guillermo: i'm trying to call sick to work. how should i do it? >> "jim-jim, i'm not coming into work today, i'm hanging out with my brother, rock." then maybe say "ciao." >> guillermo: shou. >> no, ciao. >> guillermo: shou. >> no, ciao. when you say choo choo, you don't say shoo shoo. you say choo choo. >> guillermo: shoo shoo. >> no, choo choo. >> guillermo: shoo shoo. [ laughter ] >> ask me if you want to eat chicken. >> guillermo: you want to eat chicken? perfect. now say ciao. >> guillermo: shou. [ laughter ] did i get it right, mr. rock? >> you got it right, brother. ciao. >> guillermo: shou. what are your favorite muscles? >> my love muscle. >> guillermo: what is a love muscle? >> if you've got to, and you don't have one. [ laughter ]

>> guillermo: if you could get a massage from one person in all of history, who would it be? can i tell you mine? >> yeah. i was hoping you would tell me yours. tell me. >> guillermo: charlize theron. beyonce, rihanna, charlize theron, charlize theron, charlize theron. [ laughter ] what about you? >> i -- how is your hands? >> guillermo: very big, and very strong too. >> hmm. >> guillermo: just like my love muscle! [ laughter ] >> guillermo: what are those bumps on your chest? >> those are my pecs. >> guillermo: your pecs? >> there you go. may i? >> guillermo: yeah. >> there you go. >> guillermo: may i? >> yeah. >> guillermo: mr. johnson, your face is like a baby. how do you do it? what is your secret? >> i tell you what my secret is, papatui face moisturizer.

and i noticed your skin is a little dry. can i put some on? >> guillermo: yeah, sure. there we go. >> guillermo: oh, wow. >> pretty good, right? >> guillermo: yeah. >> smooth, upward strokes. >> guillermo: thank you, mr. johnson. you are my rock. get it? >> i do, yeah. oh, rock. >> guillermo: you get it, yeah? >> yes. are we going to hug in here? all right, i love it. >> guillermo: i love it. >> i love you. >> guillermo: i love you. >> i love you. >> guillermo: you are my rock. >> that's enough. ♪ [ applause ] >> thank you, guillermo, for the spa day. it was amazing, brother. >> guillermo: wait, i thought you were paying. >> i'm not paying. i thought you were paying. >> guillermo: [ bleep ], i forgot my wallet. we can put it on jimmy kimmel. he is very rich. >> he is rich as [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: yeah, i agree with you. rich as [ bleep ].

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>> jimmy: how are you? >> okay. okay. >> jimmy: i love you very much. i want you to know that going in. did you have fun last night? is it still fun for you? or is it an obligation? >> no, i had a nice time. we have a couple of breaks and people get up, go to the bathroom, walk around. it was fine. >> jimmy: the bathroom part was the highlight? [ laughter ] >> it was wonderful. >> jimmy: did you go to parties afterwards? >> a couple, then i went home. >> jimmy: you won your first oscar what, 49 years ago, right, for "the godfather part 2"? >> that's it, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you remember that feeling or any specifics of that night? >> yeah. i was actually in italy doing a movie with bertolucci called "1900." i get a call 6:00 in the morning their time. it's nine hours later.

and so i was shooting. >> jimmy: that's when you found out about the nomination? >> no, that's when i found out i had won. >> jimmy: oh, you weren't at the show? >> no. >> jimmy: you know what? that's big-time. that's when you know you're a real movie star, when you don't even go and you win. [ laughter ] were you there the second time you won? >> yes. >> jimmy: you were there. you were there in person. were you at all dreading winning because you knew you would have to make a speech? >> no. i didn't -- that's okay. [ laughter ] they had the camera. barbra streisand was saying it the other night at the s.a.g. awards. they have the camera on you to see what your reaction is. you got look stone-faced. >> jimmy: that's where the real acting comes in, right? >> in a way, in a way. but it was nice. it was actually enjoyable. downey was great. he is a great guy. and it was terrific. >> jimmy: he is great. he was very happy to win. and i think everybody is very

happy to see him win. not that we didn't want to see you win. but you are at this point -- you got a couple those things already, and i feel like you don't even care, honestly. [ laughter ] >> it's -- in all seriousness, getting nominated is enough. >> jimmy: that's enough. yeah. >> because you are saying one person is better than the other, and you can't really say, they're different. >> jimmy: yet, the five nominees were saying they're better than all of everybody else. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you and have i something in common. we have both been immortalized on social media by our former president, donald trump. >> yeah. >> jimmy: we have -- i think this might have been the first time he wrote about you. [ laughter ] "robert de niro, a very low iq individual has received to," he spelled "2" wrong, "many shots

in the head by real boxers in movies. i watched him last night. truly believe he may be punch drunk." and at the end, he says "wake up, punchy" he says to you. that's not the only time. he moved over to truth social. robert de niro whose acting talents have greatly diminished. with his reputation now shot, must even use a teleprompter for his foul and disgusting language. so disrespectful to our country. now in all fairness to the former president, is that true? do you to use a teleprompter when speaking about president trump? or are you able to just kind of riff on your thoughts on him? [ laughter and applause ] >> yeah. i -- he's so [ bleep ] stupid. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, look at the lame, inane things he said. he's so stupid, he can't even say anything clever. he is a [ bleep ] moron! [ cheers and applause ]

but he is a scary one. in all seriousness, and we know it here, people have to get out and vote and vote and vote and vote. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: do you think he pretends to be dumber than he is to confuse people? >> no. i don't think so. >> jimmy: why do you think -- i'm curious why, would you guess -- there is a big group of people in this country who believe that he cares about them. >> i am totally dumbfounded, baffled by that. i can't understand it. and it's a thing that we've seen over, you know, decades and decades. he is a -- what's it, tammy faye and the other one. >> jimmy: yeah, yes. >> same thing. "give us your money."

>> jimmy: televangelists. >> televangelist. it's the same thing. it's so obvious. i just don't understand people could buy it. he's dangerous. we got to get rid of him. [ cheers and applause ] and shame, shame, shame on those republicans that don't have the nerve, the balls, to go after him. [ cheers and applause ] what do they tell their kids, what do they tell their grandkids later when it's written in history books what their role is and what they did and they allowed him to do this? he is an outright [ bleep ] criminal. and they're still buying it. [ applause ] >> jimmy: still buying it. i don't want to -- i don't want him to take up your whole segment. you have made a movie called "ezra." >> yes. >> jimmy: directed by tony goldwyn, who we know and love here as our former president at abc, tony goldwyn. he was the president on "scandal." he has made a movie, bobby

cannavale, rose byrne, and whoopi goldberg, rainn wilson. introducing guillermo and me. we are in the movie also. [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: that's right. >> jimmy: when tony pitched you this film, did he tell you that you'd get to be in the film with us? [ laughter ] >> well, i never saw you. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ laughter ] >> i was waiting. i was waiting. i never saw you or met you. >> jimmy: we look just like this. [ laughter ] do you want to explain a little bit about what the movie is about, the story? >> it's about a couple with their son who is on the spectrum, which means he's on the autistic spectrum. so that could mean anything, literally anything. but it's not typical behavior. and the school wants to -- he's

being forced to be put in a program by the mother, who he lives with, and the father is bobby cannevale's character, is against that and so on. so he kidnaps him and takes him on a road trip basically to see you. what else? >> jimmy: that's good. we have the trailer. so that will fill in the blanks for us. here it is. first look at the trailer from the movie "ezra." >> the word comes from the greek, in your own world. i don't want him in his own world, i want him in this world. >> your son has been a danger to himself. >> he's not dangerous, he's a challenge. >> what are you doing? >> i need to get him away from here. >> all i ever wanted was just to protect our boy. >> i'm protecting him now. >> you're fighting for something. you might have to suffer consequences, but it's worth it because you love your kid. >> "ezra," rated "r," only in theaters may 31st.

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>> jimmy: his album "everything i thought it was" comes out this friday. with the world debut of the song "no angels" - justin timberlake! [ cheering and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ all we need is one moment or two just a little more time a

little unwinding ♪ ♪ got fun on my mind and i've chosen you cause you're looking like gas ♪ ♪ and i'm lookin' for mileage you got that somethin' new that sexy attitude i never seen it ♪ ♪ quite like that you fit that like ooh and i already knew ♪ ♪ by just one look at you i'm gonna find out before the nights out all the good ♪ ♪ girls there's a playground that i know where we all could play love it when it ♪ ♪ gets like this don't stop it's your world go ahead and tuck all your wings away ♪ ♪ love it when you push it like full throttle pilot on auto ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on the dance floor forget tomorrow move like you wanna babe ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on the dance floor all we need is

one moment or two ♪ ♪ i been taking my time but it's all about timing cause when those hips do what they ♪ ♪ really wanna do got me losing my mind i ain't trying to hide it ♪ ♪ can't hide it no you got that somethin new that sexy attitude i never seen it ♪ ♪ quite like that you fit that like ooh and i already knew by just one look at you ♪ ♪ i'm gonna find out before the nights out let's break it down ♪

♪ all the good girls there's a playground ♪ ♪ that i know where we all could play love it when it gets like this ♪ ♪ don't stop it's your world go ahead and tuck all your wings away ♪ ♪ love it when you push it like full throttle pilot on auto ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on the dance floor forget tomorrow move like you wanna babe ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on the dance floor all we need is one moment or two ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here got fun on my mind and i've chosen you ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on the dance floor break it down like this there ain't no angels ♪ ♪ here on the dance floor there ain't no angels here on the dance floor ♪ ♪ there ain't no angels here on

the dance floor ♪ [ cheering and applause ]

>> jimmy: how about that? i want to thank dwayne johnson, i want to thank robert de niro, and this handsome gentleman, justin timberlake. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching tonight. thanks for watching, good night! good night! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: toni t