tv Jimmy Kimmel Live ABC April 4, 2024 11:35pm-12:38am PDT
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very kind. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for joining us. thank you for coming to hollywood to see us. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. welcome to our viewers around the world and here in the united states where it was a bigly bad day in court for our former president. oh, man, do i feel for him. [ laughter ] over the past 24 hours, donald trump had not one, but three judges rule against him in three different cases in the georgia "find me 11,000 votes" case. the judge rejected trump's claim that making phone calls to get the election overturned were protected by free speech. in the florida classified documents case, the judge he appointed denied his argument he was allowed to take documents
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under the presidential records act. and in new york, the judge rejected his attempt to delay the stormy daniels case. trump tried to argue presidential immunity, but the judge ruled that "hush money paid to an adult film star is not related to a president's official acts." [ cheers and applause ] which i'm pretty sure, and i'm not a historian, but i'm pretty sure is the first time a judge has ever had to say that. [ laughter ] don provolone has a long list of charges against him, but i feel like we all want to see him taken down bit porn star one, right? [ cheers and applause ] that's the fun one. grab him by the mushroom, stormy! [ laughter ] that trial will start on april 15th. april 15th is going to be a big date for donald trump. it's the first time in history a former president will be held accountable for cheating on his taxes, and his wife, on the same day. [ laughter ] [ applause ] we also learned in the florida case that trump kept classified documents in a variety of locations. not only did he have them at mar-a-lago, he had them at his
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house in new jersey. he had them at trump tower in new york. he had them on his plane, in eric's bouncy house, in the envelopes for the birthday cards he never sent don junior. under his mypillow. he had them everywhere. which, of course he had them everywhere, have you ever seen this man's desk? it's like the backroom at office max. if i was him, this would be my defense. "your honor, i'm a slob." [ laughter ] somehow, in the middle of all these prosecutions trump has been on the road doing rallies, where you know, when you think back on all the presidents, there are so many great lines throughout history. like, "yes, we can." "tear down the wall." "the buck stops here." and this, new slogan from donald trump, "stop biden's border bloodbath." "stop biden's border bloodbath and beyond," in fact. [ laughter ] he unrolled that one in michigan. the only border michigan shares is with canada, but why get bogged down with details? trump has been shamelessly trying to exploit the murder of a young woman in michigan, who
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was allegedly killed by a man she was dating, and who also happened to enter the country illegally. this is the kind of story he loves because it furthers the false narrative that immigrants commit more crimes than americans do. so he grabs on to this very sad story about this woman named ruby to use it to get elected. >> ruby's loved ones and community are left grieving for this incredible young woman, remembering what they called her. they said she had just this most contagious laughter. when she walked into a room, she lit up that room. and i've heard that from so many people. i spoke to some of her family. >> jimmy: and that would be an okay thing to say if it were in any way true. according to ruby's sister, donald trump never spoke to anyone in her family. in fact, i had a hunch, i looked it up. i know the only paper he reads is the "new york post." and it seems pretty clear he lifted this moving anecdote from the "post." her sister said, "she will be remembered as being full of life and laughter, those who were around her would know she was silly and made everyone laugh.
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she would brighten up the room with her beautiful smile and laugh." let's hear that clip from trump >> one more time. >> they said she had the most contagious laughter. when she walked into a room, she lit up a room. i heard that from her family. >> jimmy: no, you didn't. well, the guy can't meet every grieving family he claims he met with. if he did that, how would he win two fake golf tournaments in one weekend? the way i see it, there are only three possible explanations for this. "a," donald trump is a bottomless scumbag who would lie about anything to make himself look good. [ cheers and applause ] you've got to hear them all first. "b," his brain has turned to oatmeal so lumpy, he can't distinguish a story he flipped by in the "ny post" from a conversation he had with a grieving loved one. or "c," both of the above. [ applause ] i'm going to tell you something. man oh man, when trump's supporters find out he lied about talking to the family of a woman who was tragically killed,
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they're going to be -- they're going to do nothing. [ laughter ] trump hosted a star-studded fundraiser at mar-a-lago last night for a maga robot name d kari lake. it was about quite a who's who headlined by none other than roseanne barr. >> please drop out of college because it's going to ruin your life. do me a favor, drop out. they don't teach you nothing good. email me or twitter me or whatever you call me and i'll help you with life. you've good to get out of college. it's nothing but devil worshiping, baby blood drinking, democrat voters. love ya! >> "the conners," new tonight on abc. [ applause ] >> jimmy: seems like she's doing great. i remember a time when roseanne was a big democrat donor. she campaigned for bill clinton. she gave lots of money. of course, i remember a time when donald trump was a democrat too. but not anymore, i guess. here's is thing.
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one way you know joe biden is doing a pretty decent job as president is when you tune in to the silly things republicans are forced to complain about. >> on good friday, we went by mcdonalds and picked up a filet-o-fish, which is now about half the side of the filet-o-fish before biden. [ laughter ] every time you turn around, you're reminded that these policies of the biden democrats do not work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what a filet hole. [ applause ] i mean, maybe his head is just bigger. when trump was president, you couldn't even get a filet-o-fish because he ate them all. [ laughter ] mcdonald's had to put out a statement saying the filet-o-fish hasn't changed size in decades. but i guess people lie about the size of fish all the time. fox, this is good, at the same time they're hammering biden about filet-o-fish, they're praising donald trump for selling his own version of the bible. >> president trump selling a bible is kind of a regular guy thing to be doing. it's not presidential, right?
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you've got the sons or the brothers to do the selling of things. this is what trump does. it takes him into people's kitchens, into their living rooms. while the left is sitting up on the highest mountain in the world looking down on all of the hoi polloi. >> jimmy: he literally lives in a tower. [ laughter ] looking down on the hoi polloi. literally. this "regular" bible-selling guy. nice work, tammy. you know, usually when you spin that hard, it messes up your blowout, but your hair looked great. [ laughter ] these people, there is no statement too nonsensical to make either for donald trump, or against joe biden. >> you know, that white stuff that they happened to find, which happened to be cocaine in the white house, i don't know. i think something's going on there, because i watched the state of the union, and he was all jacked up at the beginning. by the end, he was fading fast. there's something going on there. i want a debate. and i take debates with him, at least, should be drug tested. >> mr. president, are you
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suggesting president biden is using cocaine? >> i don't know what he's using, but that was not -- hey, he was higher than a kite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: now joe biden is doing cocaine. that makes sense. if anything, he's not doing coke, he's doing sarsaparilla. [ laughter ] the man is 145 years old, but by all means, do a drug test. let the whole country watch both of you pee in a cup. make it the same cup. [ laughter ] in paris, they are begrudgingly preparing for the summer olympics. this morning, they had a ceremony to mark the official opening of the olympic pool. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: he landed right on his louganis. so that's a bad sign. on a similar note, back here in the states, i would like to congratulate the fox 59 news team in indianapolis for their exciting win, this week's award for "excellence in reporting." >> the festival runs from 10:00 to 5:00 on the day of the
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eclipse. reporting at white river state -- >> jimmy: oh, no. hey, while you're down there, would you pick up newt gingrich a filet-o-fish? [ laughter ] he only got half a one at the mcdonald's. we had quite a caper here in los angeles over easter weekend. one of the biggest heists in history. while the rest of us were hunting eggs on sunday, burglars stole $30 million cash from a money storage facility. i had no -- who knew there was such a thing as a money storage -- i thought they were called banks. [ laughter ] at the moment, authorities still don't have a suspect. they're looking for anyone who still uses cash. [ laughter ] based on how the crooks broke in without setting off alarms, authorities believe they must be sophisticated thieves. it happened in the san fernando valley. not far from guillermo's house, actually. [ laughter ] guillermo, did you hear anything about this? [ cheers and applause ]
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>> guillermo: i did not hear anything. >> jimmy: you don't know anything about it? >> guillermo: no, it's crazy, jimmy. >> jimmy: you look great. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: by the way, is anyone else rooting for the thieves? [ laughter ] i don't know why i am. i think there should an law, if you can pull off a crime this cool and not get caught for a week, you're in the clear. right? [ cheers and applause ] >> guillermo: i totally agree with you. >> jimmy: i figured you would. apple is up to something big. according to "bloomberg," engineers at apple have been working on a device that will cohabitate with you, and follow you around the house. which i think are called children. [ laughter ] apple was working on a car, and they ditched that. so now they're focused on a robot that will be your little servant, like r2d2. this one can do chores like washing dishes for you. we have become increasingly dependent on technology to do our stuff. so much so, that i worry the
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next generation won't learn how to do anything themselves. it's already happening. we came up with a little experiment. we went out onto hollywood boulevard, and we asked young people passing by our studio to complete a simple task. we asked them to show us how to send a letter to mom. we gave them an envelope, and a stamp, and, god help us, here is how that went. [ laughter ] >> there's an envelope in front of you. >> okay. >> how would you address that envelope if you wanted to send something to, say, your mom? >> i would put the address here. >> the address? which address would you put there? >> like, my parents' address. >> then where would you put the stamp? >> i would put the stamp over here. >> how many stamps would you need? >> i feel like one looks the cutest, the most aesthetically pleasing in the corner. the middle is where i would potentially put my address. this is my return address. >> smack dab in the middle? >> smack dab in the middle. >> is it missing anything?
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>> am i supposed to put my parents' name on it? >> let's address this letter to your grandmother. what goes up in that corner? "dear grandma," i would say, yeah. >> this is the outside of the envelope, right? >> yeah, okay. >> okay, perfect. >> i would probably write something like this. >> where would you put the stamp? >> there we go. >> can you show us what we've got here? >> yeah. do you want me to read it to you? >> just hold it up, read it to us, yeah. >> dear grandma, thank you for all the birthday presents. made me very happy. i really liked them. hope to see you again soon. love, mason. >> we would not think to throw an address on there? >> yeah, yeah. >> where would the address go? >> if it's for her address, i think on this side. >> yes. have you ever sent a letter before? >> i have. >> for what? >> community hours. [ laughter ] >> can you address this envelope to your mother? >> okay. >> where would you put the return address?
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do you live by yourself? >> i do live by myself. >> tell me what you've done here. >> i wrote it all upside down. and i wrote that same address twice. her name. and i put a cactus in the corner. >> are you high? >> i am. [ laughter ] >> would you put anything else on the envelope? >> no, this is what i would do. >> you wouldn't add anything else? >> no. >> okay, great. >> i think it's perfect. >> do you mind if your dad comes in with you real fast? >> yeah. >> the name is supposed to go here. then the address. >> it's not supposed to be in the corner? >> no, this is where it's sending from. >> you were sending a letter to your grandma, where would you put her address on the envelope? >> uh -- >> let's review what you've done. you've got the address there. >> yep. >> that's how you would write it if you wanted to send it? >> why. >> what would you put on the other side? >> the return address. >> perfect. i want to be honest.
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i'm concerned about you. this is your grandmother. let's bring her in. >> the stamp goes over here. you finished my address, for one. then the return address goes up here. you didn't even write the apartment number. the town. this is really, really bad. >> sorry. >> you're okay. >> the return address, well, i put up in the top right. >> where would you put the stamp? >> this corner. >> the left side. >> upper left? on the bottom left corner? >> what do we have here? >> we have the name of the person i'm sending it to. the street address. the city and state. then the zip code. then a stamp in the top left and a return address in the top right. >> where do you go to school? >> i go to harvard. [ moans and applause ] >> jimmy: that's our fault, not theirs, by the way. we've got a good show tonight. andrew scott is with us.
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, he has a new show on netflix called "ripley." andrew scott is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a talented singer-songwriter. his new album "found heaven" comes out tomorrow. music from conan gray. [ cheers and applause ] next week, we've got new shows with top-quality guests including tom hiddleston. henry cavill, freddie highmore, joey king, sherri shepherd, mike epps, henry hall and jon bon jovi. with music from tori kelly, mcgee, phosphorescent, maddie diaz, and lennon stella. so please join us for all that. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest tonight is an oscar-nominated lady whose three-decade career spans from "little women" to "spider-man." her latest is the dystopian thriller "civil war," it opens in theaters a week from tomorrow. please welcome kirsten dunst. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: very good to see you. >> nice to see you. >> jimmy: you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i have so say, i'm a little taken aback because you look quite lovely, you're all dressed up, and i'm used to seeing you -- >> at circle time? >> jimmy: at circle time. >> our sons go to school together. >> jimmy: your son is 6? >> almost 6. >> jimmy: mine's 11. they're both in wind garden. they had a fight. >> >> oh, i heard in our parent-teacher conference. >> jimmy: what do you know about it? what did you hear? >> i know that i think billy was sitting in a chair. >> jimmy: uh-huh? yes? >> ennis went to maybe sharpen a pencil. came back, saw there was an empty chair, sat in it. billy came back and was mad that ennis was in his chair. >> jimmy: i heard a similar story. billy got up to sharpen the pencil. >> different. >> jimmy: i don't know, could be -- these are unreliable -- >> kids love sharpening pencils.
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>> jimmy: you can use them as a weapon to fight for your chair, you know? [ laughter ] and then, yeah, then there was a displacement there. and then they both cried. >> they both cried, yeah. [ laughter ] it was the only drama i heard. they're a very sweet group of boys. >> jimmy: yeah, they are. and the teachers are very nice. >> they are. >> jimmy: i think that was an isolated -- i hope that was an isolated incident. >> from what i know, it was, yeah. >> jimmy: you have a younger son who's named after me. >> james, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is 2 years old? >> he's almost 3. and when he's bad, we call him jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you do, okay, yeah. is he stealing people's chairs yet? or is he not at that -- that old yet? >> he's out of control. we call him baby chris farley. the way he walks around, and like -- he's just hilarious. >> jimmy: the younger one is crazier? it seems to always be the case.
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i wonder why that is. >> because we don't care as much? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe there's less supervision. maybe they're trying harder to get attention and that's a good way to get attention? >> i guess. >> jimmy: yeah, because our son, billy, is much crazier than our daughter, who's a few years older than him. >> and billy seemed mild mannered to me, though. >> jimmy: mild mannered at school. we don't understand it. when we get -- go to the parent-teacher conference we go, "really?" they're like, "he's such a good litigationer in." "are you sure? you know we're billy's parents, right?" [ laughter ] then we'll go home, "you know, your teacher said said you were a great listener." and he's very proud of himself. "why are you not a great listener here at our house?" and we don't know the answer for that either. >> i'm afraid for little jimmy to go to school. >> jimmy: you mean -- >> >> my son. >> jimmy: you are? >> my jimmy. >> jimmy: jimmys do well, they thrive. just by nature. [ laughter ] do jimmy or ennis know about
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your previous relationship with spider-man? >> jimmy does. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i mean jimmy doesn't care. >> jimmy: he doesn't? >> i think i have red hair. jimmy just wants to watch the wrestling scene over and over again. >> jimmy: you've shown the movie to them? >> yes, i have. honestly, ennis is afraid of it. >> jimmy: why? >> jimmy's like -- all around the house. >> jimmy: i see, interesting. wow. yet he has no problem just sliding into somebody's chair. [ laughter ] >> nope. nope. >> jimmy: you know, there's a weird thing online. i don't know if you're aware of this. i think we have it. it's become a meme. this is all of spider-man's love interests become -- >> tennis players. >> jimmy: movie tennis players. including you. and including zendaya and emma stone, all went on to make tennis movies. that can't be a coincidence. [ laughter ] >> something in the spidey water? >> jimmy: were you aware of that going in, that people were spreading that around?
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>> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: okay. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your costar cailee was here last night. she idolizes you, you know that? >> very sweet, i love her too. >> jimmy: she's told me you got her the role in -- as priscilla presley, that she got nominated for a golden globe for, that you rimmed her for the job? >> i mean, i helped i mean, sophie was like, what do you think about cailee? i really just fell in love with her myself. i knew that sofia would love working with her. yes, i was a big champion for her to get that role. >> jimmy: when you were a young actor making movies, did you have similar situations where these people that you admired did kind things for you? >> i'm like -- no. [ laughter ] who did kind things for me? well, no, i had a good experience -- >> jimmy: it would be great if the answer was no. [ laughter ] "nobody."
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>> no, i mean -- i had fun on sets. like, i remember doing a lemonade stand with susan sarandon's daughter on set. i had a very nice experience in the films that i did. but i don't know if anyone ever got me a role. >> jimmy: when you did a -- you had a lemonade stand. would you then sell to the crew? >> the crew, christian bale, winona ryder. >> jimmy: who would get the money? >> us. >> jimmy: you would keep the money? >> of course. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: then -- how much did christian bale give you, do you remember? >> i think i remember this? i was like 13. >> jimmy: i tell you something, i remember every five-dollar bill every uncle ever handed me, you don't remember that? >> it's funny you said that. i gave my son a five-dollar bill for easter -- not easter, why am i getting confused? for his tooth. he took it to the candy store, "i've got to get rid of this, this man creeps me out." [ laughter ] he's hike, "i just want to spend this." >> jimmy: what man?
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>> lincoln. >> jimmy: abraham lincoln? he doesn't like lincoln? >> no, he doesn't. he couldn't get rid of it fast enough. he was like, "get rid of this creepy man." the reason i thought about the easter bunny was, he was like, "there's a man in that suit," when he visited the easter bunny. >> jimmy: he's like a young detective. >> he doesn't care about the holidays. >> jimmy: you think maybe he's trying to upsell you to a $20? a george washington next time? he could be smarter than you think. these costars of yours did they ever buy you stuff? would they get you a pony or something like that? >> buy me stuff? >> jimmy: yeah. >> well, i mean -- tom cruise put a christmas tree in my -- in my dressing room. >> jimmy: well, that's good. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: that didn't happen to anyone else here. >> that's true. [ laughter ] i'm trying to thinking. no one ever bought -- oh, yeah, brad williams bought me a mac computer. a big, colored mac computer. a new one. the new ones in the '90s. >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. they had the multi-colored -- he got you one of those?
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>> he got me one of those, yeah. i was flipping out. of course, yeah. it was dial-up internet. >> jimmy: you went on aol, listened to the sound and the whole deal? >> we were naughty on chat rooms, me and my friend. we were very innocent but extremely naughty. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what does that mean? >> i don't think it's appropriate. >> jimmy: oh, i see. [ laughter ] so you were on there saying rude things? >> nasty things, yes, yeah. >> jimmy: to people you knew or strangers? >> strangers. >> jimmy: wouldn't that be something. we're going to take a break. we're going to take a look at a clip from your new movie. it's called "civil war." it opens in theaters and imax a week from friday. kirsten dunst is with us. we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by allstate. save money and protect yourself from mayhem with allstate. ♪ imagine a future where plastic is not wasted... but instead remade over and over... into the things that keep our food fresher,
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i'm sorry for jamming my way into your ride, okay? i know you're really angry about it, and i know you think i don't know [ bleep ]. but -- >> i'm not angry about that, jesse. i don't care what you do or don't know. >> okay, but you are angry with me. >> there is no version of this that isn't a mistake. i know, bought i'm it. joe and sammy are it. >> it's my choice. >> right. and i'll remember that when you lose your [ bleep ] or you get blown up or shot. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is kirsten dunst
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and cailee spaeny in "civil war," very intense movie. very dramatic, very scary, very realistic. >> yeah, yes. it's a big blockbuster but a very meaningful movie about photojournalists and what they go through. the way alex garland made this film feels very immersive, very intense, and very good. >> jimmy: and upsetting too. you go, "oh, boy, maybe this could happen." >> yeah. i mean, it's happening all around the world. but yes, it's just about -- it isn't, you know, picking sides or anything, which he wrote a very delicate balance when it comes to that, politically. it's really a film for everyone. but it's a very intense movie. >> jimmy: literally about a civil war. >> yes. >> jimmy: not a civil war in the marvel comic sense but a civil war here in the united states. >> yes. >> jimmy: yeah. your husband, jesse plemons, is in the movie. he has -- a
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film, he's always great. he wore these sunglasses in the movie, and i'm wondering if there's a story behind the sunglasses that he chose to wear? >> there is. he went to different vintage stores in atlanta and picked like eight different sunglasses and brought them to alex, and they tried them on together. he wanted something, i think, to make him not recognizable at first. >> jimmy: yeah, okay, yeah. yeah, right. otherwise we're like, hey, there's kirsten's husband. that could be a little weird. does he know you're on the cover of "teen" magazine? is this on jesse's radar? >> maybe he did as a young man. >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ laughter ] this is kind of funny, because the concept here is you and your girlfriends going to see blink-182 in concert? >> yeah. >> jimmy: and interviewing them? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you ever look back at stuff like this? >> i hadn't seen this, and this is just really cracking me up. i immediately remembered it because my friend molly was a big fan. i think i kind of did it for
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her. >> jimmy: oh, blink-182 -- >> i was a green day girl. but yes, this was -- >> jimmy: what year was this, do you remember? >> i don't know, '90s maybe? >> jimmy: yeah, for sure the '90s because -- yeah, there you are with mark offens from blink-182. >> one of the highlights. >> jimmy: molly -- you guys all go to catholic high school. part what was bonds them, kirsten explains, is how we're all virgins. we all think it's okay to wait for someone -- >> no, that doesn't say that, does it? are you kidding me? [ laughter ] "we don't drink either, we really respect ourselves." oh my god [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you secretly drinking? >> i can't believe we admit -- i don't know. wow, wow, wow. >> jimmy: well, you didn't admit to anything what is you did there. [ laughter ] molly swears kirsten has the best fashion advice. i trust her taste. even when she wears really wild colors together.
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also, kiki -- your nickname? is that really your nickname? >> yes, it was. >> jimmy: "lets us borrow stuff all the time." you say, "i love picking kiki up in the morning for school," cindy chimes in. i should have worn my glasses. "she's always happy and puts you in a good mood. we go to starbucks every morning, pretty much." this is really getting into intimate details of your life. [ laughter ] i didn't know they dug so deep at "teen." >> she would pick me up. she already got them because she knows i'm a morning person. >> jimmy: cindy would pick you up? >> trap clean nose. >> jimmy: you had an assistant in high school? [ laughter ] >> i just didn't drive yet. >> jimmy: yeah well that's -- i wouldn't drive either if my friend was bringing me coffees. [ laughter ] in the one really runs the gamut. >> i feel like i'm going to die. oh my god. oh my god.
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>> jimmy: anyway, on newsstands now," teen" magazine. [ laughter ] and in the movie theaters, in theaters and imax, "civil war" opens a week from tomorrow. kirsten dunst, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. we'll be back with andrew scott. ♪ all the leaves are brown ♪ john sugar. sugar: private investigator. ♪ and the sky is gray ♪ my granddaughter vanished. jonathan siegel: i need you to find her. sugar, i don't like this case for you. [gun cocking] there's more to you than meets the eye. is there? melanie mackintosh: you have secrets. they need you to stop looking. who's "they"? ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ california dreamin' ♪ ♪
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>> jimmy: music from conan gray is on the way. our next guest is a terrific actor you know as sherlock's nemesis, bond's villain, and fleabag's "hot-priest." next, he plays a con artist in a new adaptation of "the talented mr. ripley." "ripley" is on netflix now. please welcome andrew scott. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome, andrew. are you tired of being called hot priest? have you had enough of that now? >> there are worse things to be called. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess so, i guess so. did you get letters from nuns and stuff, that kind of thing? >> yeah, but i've always had letters from nuns. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you have. where are you from in ireland? >> i'm from dublin, capital city. >> jimmy: i've heard tell of it.
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there must be a lot of -- there's so many actors from ireland there must be a lot of acting opportunities there? >> yeah, there's loads. nothing everybody's familiar with at the moment. >> jimmy: are you guys all friends, like a community? >> i've known so many of them for years. cillian murphy and i did a film years ago. paul mescal. the girls too. jesse buckler. saoirse ronan. colin farrell. >> jimmy: all very -- you know, most of those people have been here, all very -- seem like very nice people. >> you think? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, i do. oh, do you think otherwise? >> i don't know. >> jimmy: something you want to share with us? please. >> irish people are nice, friendly, chatty, which is good for a chat show. >> jimmy: right, exactly. that's all i ask. i don't ask for anything else, other than a little bit of chad chatting. then we take a picture and everybody goes home. >> everybody goes home tired but happy. >> jimmy: you did something that i was -- i heard about this. but i just find it, like, just -- it's incomprehensible to me. you did -- recently you did a
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play, one-man play. you play eight different characters in that play. >> yes, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: how did you do that? >> it sends you completely insane. i played eight characters, yeah. it was a play in the west end, yeah. you're on the tube, the subway in london, you just spend months muttering away. you're playing eight different characters in one scene. >> jimmy: this is a dumb question. are you running and grabbing a wig, now i'm this lady this guy, whatever? >> no, didn't do any of that. that allows the audience to do a little detective work itself. >> jimmy: the audience has to figure out, even though you're not changing your appearance -- >> slight little changes in the way you might use your voice, small things. in the beginning we use little symbols. bit by bit -- it's amazing what an audience -- audiences like to do a little bit of work. the worst acting is when people are spoon fed. i think audiences like it. >> jimmy: interesting. they can follow it. you must be -- you can't be like a mediocre actor and pull something like that off. >> you can, you can. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i would go out
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there -- i would do every character the exactly the same. that's him, that's him, that's him -- >> the key is not doing it too much. >> jimmy: you don't want to do like you're reading a book to a child? >> yeah, exactly. because most people sort of speak a little bit the same. if they're from the same family. playing men and women, you don't want to do all stereotypes and stuff. >> jimmy: do you have an understudy for a show like that? >> i had a female understudy, because i was playing men and women. victoria was my understudy but she never got to go on. >> jimmy: you didn't miss any shows? does she hate you? [ laughter ] >> yes, but she's a nun, she wrote me a where. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, i'm interested in victoria now. so victoria -- >> sister victoria. >> jimmy: would sister victoria come every night and be there, ready? >> that's an extraordinary thing that understudies -- that's why they have to be so admired. she had to learn as much stuff as i had to learn, but she never gets the chance to go on.
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it's also very terrifying for understudies if something happens. >> jimmy: as much as victoria must hate you, her parents probably hate you so much more. [ laughter ] >> i met victoria's parents. they're like," hello." "yeah, like "how are you feeling? ". >> exactly. >> jimmy: so "ripley," which as i mentioned is based on the books, "the talented mr. ripley," has been out 24 hours on netflix. you're getting fantastic reviews. the critics are uniformly saying, i don't know if you read this stuff, you're much better than matt damon was. [ cheers and applause ] really, they made a point of that. >> come on, sister victoria. >> jimmy: yeah, no, that's -- that has to be a little bit weird, playing -- >> it was intimidating. >> jimmy: after a movie has been made. >> of course. >> jimmy: not intimidating by any stretch. >> for me it was intimidating. it's a film that people love.
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i absolutely adore that film. so that was one of my big questions. why are we doing this? but steve zalie, our writer and director, had this very, very strong image when he read the book that he wanted it to be very film noir. it's in black and white. >> jimmy: why is it? >> it's crime based, he wanted it to feel of the period. early '60s. it's exquisitely shot. it really looks like it. we get to spend a huge amount of time with the character. it's an eight-hour thing. >> jimmy: at any point did you look around and go, "i could play all of you if i wanted." [ laughter ] "we could just get one check for me." >> yeah, and the budget would be slashed. >> jimmy: yeah. >> actually, tom ripley does play a lot of different characters. >> jimmy: yeah, that's true, right. yes, and -- so you do an american accent. >> yes. >> jimmy: then you do an italian accent? >> i speak italian, 15% of it is
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it italian, which is terrifying. he'd be good at speaking italian. i'm an irishman, playing an american, speaking italian. >> jimmy: hold on. let me think this through. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: you're an irishman, playing -- >> an american. >> jimmy: yeah. >> who speaks italian. >> jimmy: who speaks italian. >> he pretends to be another american, who also speaks italian, but he'd probably be less good at speaking italian. so the way he speaks italian would also have to differ. >> jimmy: you really got that detailed, trying to speak italian as an american would speak italian? >> that was the attempt. >> jimmy: who would know that? like, is there be anyone in the whole world that would pick up on that subtlety you obviously worked very, very hard on? >> yeah. probably understudy victoria. [ laughter ] victoria's parents. no, i don't think -- >> jimmy: yeah, no, that's really interesting. did you think about that beforehand?
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or did that hit you when you got there? >> no, i didn't think about it before. you think what way would somebody do that? it's a lot of detail. you want to get those things -- >> jimmy: did you have an american speech you to speak italian? >> an italian to teach me italian. >> jimmy: teach italian like an american -- oh, confusing. >> for one's own pride. nobody else would care. >> jimmy: it's true. that's what the great actors do, i guess. that's how it goes. >> you try, anyway. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. the show is called "ripley." it's on netflix now. andrew scott, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be right back witcon gray!
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>> jimmy: thanks to kirsten dunst and andrew scott. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next, but first his album "found heaven" is out now. here with the song "alley rose," conan gray! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i picked you up from the corner store your eyes were red and your lips were torn ♪
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♪ so much to say that's subject-sore so much you'd change since you were born ♪ ♪ you wrapped your fingers around my neck and pulled me into ♪ ♪ your desperate breath the way you kissed me hot and fast ♪ ♪ i knew it'd be the last don't leave me hangin' alone again ♪ ♪ don't leave me hangin' alone again oh where'd you go go alley rose ♪ ♪ oh where'd you go go go ♪ ♪ you told me i'm just so nervous dear well how the hell ♪ ♪ do you think i feel i waited all year at your feet like ♪
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♪ maybe you'd love me so oh oh don't leave me ♪ ♪ hangin' alone again don't leave me hangin' alone again ♪ ♪ oh where'd you go go alley rose oh where'd you go ♪ ♪ go go and i don't even care if ♪ ♪ it makes me sound insane i ran my fingers through your hair ♪ ♪ and i thanked god to touch the flame cause i swore necks ♪ ♪ were made for bruisin i swore lips were made for lies ♪ ♪ and i thought if you'd ever leave me that i'd be the reason why ♪ ♪ and i don't even care if it's just a summer fling if it's all experimental ♪ ♪ and you go back to safer things but i swore hands were ♪ ♪ made for fighting i swore eyes were made to cry but you're the ♪
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♪ first person that i've seen who's proven that might be a lie ♪ ♪ so don't leave me hangin' alone again don't leave me hangin ♪ ♪ oh where'd you go go alley rose oh where'd you go ♪ ♪ go go ahh don't leave me ♪ ♪ hangin' alone again don't leave me hangin alone again ♪ ♪ oh where'd you go go alley rose oh where'd you go go ♪ ♪ go don't leave me hangin' alone again ♪ ♪ i thought that i was your only friend oh where'd you go-go ♪ ♪ alley rose oh where'd you go go go ♪
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