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>> jimmy: thank you very much. that's very nice. i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. look at this, slash is here with us tonight. how about that? [ cheering ] what a way to come back to work. i was in new york last week, supporting my friend donald trump. this poor guy. it's like you can't have an affair with a porn star and give her campaign money to shut her up anymore. it's not fair at all. [ laughter ] the criminal trial, the people versus donald julianne trump, is coming to a close. prosecutors concluded their case today. the defense is expected to rest tomorrow. and i have to say, i don't think a defense has ever been more well-rested than this one. let her rip van winkle fell asleep in court again today. a reporter from the new york
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actually news was there. daily news tweeted -- "it appeared trump was fully out a few minutes ago and just woke up. his head was tipped back so far that he would have been looking at the ceiling when he opened his eyes." [ laughter ] is it possible that his gas is knocking him unconscious? [ laughter ] how bored could you be at your own trial? there was some excitement though. the judge had to clear the courtroom. he kicked everyone out because the defense's witness, a lawyer named robert costello, kept rolling his eyes at the judge and tried to stare him down. costello was an adviser to trump's former "fixer" michael cohen. trump's lawyers have been working to paint cohen as a sleazy liar who is hell-bent on revenge, while conveniently leaving out the fact that trump used him as his own, personal porno venmo. [ laughter ] cohen was on the stand for four days testifying against trump. among his many revelations was that one of his duties for the family was skulling on melania trump's madame tussaud's wax museum negotiations. [ laughter ] this is not a joke, by the way. [ laughter ] he was in charge of making sure the sculptor got her dead-eyed
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scowl just right. [ laughter ] they did a pretty good job. she's almost smiling. he's adjusting his pants. [ laughter ] i like that there's a wax figure of melania. that means every night, there are two melanias who won't sleep with donald trump. [ laughter ] there was no court on friday so trump could go to his son barron's high school graduation. you remember the one he was screaming about, saying the judge wouldn't let him attend? he was allowed to go to his son's graduation, and almost immediately fell asleep there too. [ laughter ] he sat down, closed his eyes. said wake me when they get to the letter "t." [ laughter ] on the way to the ceremony, trump posted this. "going to barron's high school graduation. great student, wonderful boy. very exciting. djt." what a beautiful, fatherly post. isn't that so? [ laughter ] personal. sounds like what you'd say to your schnauzer after it graduated obedience school. what a wonderful boy. the graduation was a private event. but there were photos of the proud parents.
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54-year-old melania spent the ceremony wedged between her 77-year-old husband and her 80-year-old dad dressed like a gondolier in mourning. donald, you can see donald himself had an absolute blast. same face he made when eric was born. the crowd in florida was delighted when dad waved his little hand at his son. [ laughter ] and i thought this was nice. trump let barron borrow one of his giant red fat guy ties to drape over his shoulders. [ laughter ] do you think donald trump has ever taken a picture of any of his children? i mean, ivanka, obviously. [ laughter ] but any of the rest of them? i'm trying to imagine it and i can't. trump did not speak at the ceremony. which is a shame because, never mind circumstance, no one is more full of pomp than trump. when it comes to wisdom, he has a lot to offer to these young graduates. but since he didn't, we took the
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liberty of cobbling together some of his more inspirational moments to make this speech for his son's graduating class. >> let me begin by saying to each member of the graduating class, congratulations. you can do things that -- that stupid people can't do. as we pursue this bright future, we must hold accountable the nation which unleashed this plague onto the world, china. you all see the future. the future is bleak. hold your eyes because they won't be good in five years. hot dogs. let's talk about hot dogs. i just had one, actually. you have a better chance of being hit by lightning than hitting a whale with your boat. the late, great hannibal lecter is a wonderful man. if you like to see a nice bird cemetery, walk under a windmill some time. never ever call chris christie a fat pig, ever. 100%, i wish you a lot of luck. work hard. do the best you can, and remember what i said. no drugs, no alcohol. have a good life.
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the american dream is dead. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all off the top. so then after the graduation, fiberace went straight to the annual lincoln-reagan dinner in minnesota, where he either falsely or just dumbly claimed he won the state in 2020, and where for a guy who claims he doesn't use a teleprompter, he got pretty upset about his teleprompter. >> how about that? before i get up, the teleprompter fell down. that's great. great going, fellows, back there. then they want to know why i didn't pay the bill. i get a lot of heat. >> jimmy: he gets a lot of heat when he doesn't pay his bill. [ laughter ] except for his heating bill. when he doesn't pay those, he gets no heat. [ laughter ] who brags about stiffing workers on a stage at a campaign event? you know, a lot of people were surprised to hear that trump and biden were able to agree to the terms and dates of two debates. they're having one in june and another in september.
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but of course, this being donald trump, there are always a few bonus rules to throw in. >> i just want to debate this guy. but, you know, and i'm going to demand a drug test too, by the way. i am. no, i really am. i don't want him coming in like the state of the union. he was high as a kite. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. sleepy joe can barely put two sentences together, but he's also firing on all cylinders, when he's on cocaine. [ laughter ] what is this? what are they going to test him for? sarsaparilla? i mean really. [ laughter ] and are we to believe that taking drugs makes one a better debater? i don't know if any of you have experience with this, but from what i have gathered, that is not usually the case. listen, the only drug joe biden is on starts with meta and ends with mucil. [ laughter ] of course, trump might not have to worry about any of this, because he could be locked up on rikers island for the debates. it's a real possibility. but the good news is even when he is gone, he has inspired a massive new wave of crazies led by people like marjorie taylor
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greene, who are keeping the trump tradition of simple-minded boorishness alive and well. >> do you know what we're here for? >> you know what you're here for. >> i think your fake eyelashes are messing up -- >> hold on. >> order. >> how dare you attack the physical appearance of another person. >> are your feelings hurt? >> move her words down. oh, girl, baby girl. >> oh, really? >> don't even play. >> jimmy: that happened during a hearing, not "the real housewives." that was the hearing from the house oversight committee. marjorie taylor greene heckled a congresswoman from texas, jasmine crockett, and got a whole hell of a lot more than she bargained for. >> i'm just curious, just to better understand your ruling. if someone on the committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach blond bad built butch body, that would not be engaging personalities, correct? >> a what now? >> chairman?
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>> jimmy: imagine having the words “bleach blonde, bad built, butch body” right at the tip of your tongue? [ laughter ] it's miraculous. if drake had that, he would have had no trouble with kendrick lamar. [ cheers and applause ] and then we have the maga o.g. rudy giuliani, who celebrated his 80th birthday over the weekend. rudy had a party in palm beach, where guests serenaded him with what might be the most off-key version of “happy birthday” ever recorded. ♪ happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you ♪ ♪ happy birthday dear rudy, happy birthday to you ♪ >> jimmy: and he died, yes. [ laughter ] no. so this is where it gets funny. rudy, as you may know, has been charged with making false claims of voter fraud in arizona after the election in 2020. and i guess he was feeling a bit
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feisty because he posted "if arizona authorities can't find me by tomorrow morning -- they must dismiss the indictment." so then, two agents looked at the video, figured out where his party was, they showed up and served him the papers. [ laughter ] happy birthday, dummy. what a lawyer. [ applause ] the attorney general from arizona has been trying to track him down for weeks. this has to be the second-most embarrassing thing that ever happened to rudy giuliani, the first of course being the time he held a conference outside a dildo store. [ laughter ] speaking of crazy old italian people, my aunt chippy. [ laughter and cheers ] if you watch this show regularly, you know we really like to get her going. when she is not appearing reluctantly on this show, she volunteers helping her friend who owns a trophy shop in las vegas. it's a sanctuary for her. it's a sanctuary that my cousin sal and my cousin micki managed to penetrate to bring us this test of aunt chippy's patience and professionalism.
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>> now you got your stuff? >> she is grabbing it for me, yeah. >> all right, i'm cousin sal. we have pranked aunt chippy, what, a million times, maybe more, never with the help of my cousin micki. who is aunt chippy's youngest daughter. you ready, mick? >> i am. >> maybe we should switch seats. let's do this. go get her! >> okay, you're all set. >> i'm set. thank you. >> so now, wendy, when it feels right, you can bring her up to the front and tell her about the trophy. >> come with me. i'll show you something. >> you want me to come? >> yeah. didn't you notice a humongous trophy? look, it's practically touching the ceiling. >> it's for the vegas knights. >> someone from vegas knights is going to come pick this up, their stanley trophy because they won the championship last year. they're going to present it next week. >> be very gentle, very gentle.
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>> he is going to come in this morning for it. >> this is what is coming in. >> you just touched it. >> not anything. so i can say yes, i touched that trophy. >> okay. jeremy, you ready? okay. all right. lots of ringing. lots of knocking. she loves it all. [ doorbell ] [ doorbell ] [ phone ringing ] [ knocking ] >> i hear ya! hey, hey. [ knocking ] [ doorbell ] [ knocking ] [ doorbell ] >> hey, i hear you. whoa! >> i couldn't tell if you hear me. i'm just following the signs. you could make a sign what you want me to do. that's what you do, right? >> banging on the door 15 times is not acceptable. what can i do for you? >> guilty as charged. guilty as charged. >> what can i do for you?
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>> so i got a trophy i had made, but it wasn't right. i got to fix it is the problem. >> you had it made here? >> yeah. >> where is the trophy? >> i left it in the car. i'll be right back. [ laughter ] [ bleep ]. >> come back and knock and ring and all the stuff. [ doorbell ] [ knocking ] [ doorbell ] [ phone ringing ] [ knocking ] >> i hear you! [ knocking ] >> you're ridiculous. absolutely ridiculous. >> what? >> you're ridiculous. never heard anything like you. >> sorry. i didn't see you at the counter. i told you i would be right back. you locked me out. >> you're getting on my nerves.
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give me what you got before i ask you to leave. >> let me show you what happened here. okay. what does that say to you? >> best dog ever. >> okay. that's the problem. i'm a producer. i make movies. okay. this is for my actor, all right? it says best dog. it was supposed to say "best dong" ever. [ laughter ] >> where is your paperwork? wonderful. >> if we add an "n" to the trophy -- >> all you do is add an "n." >> you don't just add an "n." >> it's missing the "n." >> you've got to redo the whole thing over. that's why i need the original paperwork. now if it d-o-n-g on the original paperwork, you will get it done for free. if it says best dog ever, you will pay for it to be reprinted. >> but you know the difference between a dog and a dong. >> a dog and a dong, no. [ laughter ]
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so what i will do is i will take this. i will find the original paperwork. >> look, it's not supposed to be this. it's supposed to be this. [ moans and laughter ] it's supposed to be on top, not a dog. so we've got to add an "n." we got to put this on top. that's the difference. where are you going now? >> i'm going to tell you right now, you've already gotten on my nerves. i'm going to get the original paperwork. so you just calm yourself down and stand there. [ laughter ] >> i feel like we got off on the wrong foot. >> we got off on too many wrong feet. >> can i just say one thing? >> go ahead. >> it's okay? i make movies. maybe you've heard of them. "grandma got run over by a threesome"? >> no. i don't care. >> "debbie does dentures"? >> i don't go to the movies. i don't go to the movies.
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>> "the golden shower girls"? these movies -- >> i have no idea what the hell you're talking about. not a clue. >> we do classy movies. we do geriatric porn. >> it's all geriatric porn. >> i'm busy! [ laughter ] >> you got a phone call. >> please leave. >> hey, salami stallion, where are you at? >> picking up your trophy right now. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. i'll see you here. okay. >> go, out, out, out! >> the salami stallion is on his way. >> out! >> oh, here he is, the salami stallion. >> hey! how you doing? >> you son of a -- salami stallion. >> do you have my trophy ready? was she nice to you? >> no, not at all. >> you made a trip in from california for this? you son of a -- >> yeah, it's a beautiful trophy. >> let me die. just let me die. >> not yet, not yet. well, listen. i wish i could give you a trophy. maybe i'll give you this one here -- >> oh my god!
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oh my god! sal, the guy is coming in for that! oh my god, oh my god, oh my god. >> all right. oh, no. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, there she is. aunt chippy, everybody! [ cheering ] thank you, aunt chippy. we have a fun show for you tonight. tony goldwyn is here. and we'll be right back with jennifer lopez.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, a very talented man. he has a new movie. it's called "ezra." tony goldwyn is with us. [ cheers ] we have big stars on the show
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this week. bright stars including kevin costner, amy poehler, pamela adlon, and patton oswalt, with music from hardy. and sitting in with the cletones all week long, his new album is called "orgy of the damned," slash is with us. [ cheering ] you have quite a lineup of guest vocalists on this thing? nice. >> yeah, quite a few. >> jimmy: you have chris robinson, gary clark jr., demi lovato, chris stapleton. very nicely done. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: slash will be with us all week. i have to say, i'm surprised i wasn't asked to sing on anything. >> well, we thought of you, but we didn't know you could sing. >> jimmy: maybe the next one. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: okay, great. [ laughter ] our first guest tonight is one of the most beloved women on earth. her new science fiction adventure “atlas,” premieres friday on netflix. please welcome jennifer lopez. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> hi! >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. boy, do you smell good. [ laughter ] i mean, you look great. that's obvious to everyone. but you smell unbelievably good. >> thank you very much. >> jimmy: do you know slash? >> of course i know slash. everybody knows slash. >> jimmy: i wonder if you know each other. >> no, no, we don't know each other. >> jimmy: oh, well, that's slash. [ laughter ] this is j. lo. >> we went to the same gym a while back. >> which gym was that? >> the one at that guy's house. >> oh, gunnar. gunnar getting a big shoutout. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know, i don't know if you're aware of this, but you have become one of those people, those famous people that other famous people tell stories about meeting. like i think the people in that category are like beyonce and
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president obama, mrs. obama, oprah. like willie nelson maybe. and then you. for instance, brie larson was here. >> yes. >> jimmy: do you recall the experience you had with her? >> of course i do. i love brie. >> jimmy: it was a full breakdown, mentally. >> she grew up, she watched the movie "selena." i guess has been a fan for a long time and kind of was inspired to act. >> jimmy: not kind of. not kind of. this is more than kind of. >> i'm living my dream. >> no, i see, jennifer lopez. >> oh my god. >> i know. it's jennifer lopez. >> i can't deal with j. lo! >> no, i know. this is how we all feel. trust me, we all get this way. i almost even cry. >> i can't -- no, i can't, i'm going to cry, i'm going cry. i can't! you mean so much to me. >> hi! how are you?
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>> oh my god! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is -- i mean, it's very sweet. >> i -- i still get so overwhelmed. i could cry right now. >> jimmy: really? from that? from her crying? >> yes. >> jimmy: it's a lot to absorb, isn't it, the sudden -- >> it's just, you know, you go along in this career, and you have ups and downs, and you do your best work and are always trying to do your best. and then when you see that you have done something or anything that could have that reaction from somebody, it's just very moving. it's beautiful. >> jimmy: have you had that -- have you been in brie's position and had that reaction with someone? >> oh my god, yes. yes, i have. >> jimmy: who? >> with barbra streisand. >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> you you've guys of course know who barbra streisand is, right? [ cheers and applause ] >> sometimes a young audience. >> jimmy: i know. if not, we're going have to leave. >> but my mom grew up loving barbra streisand. so she passed that on to me and the love of musicals and kind of all that stuff. so when i was in hollywood and i
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was acting and i was 20, 30 years ago, i met her. and i just was like, oh my god! i love you! and she was, oh my god, she kind of like was asking me to look at my engagement ring at the time that ben had given me years ago. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> lots of kind of, you know, "so that's a big diamond." "yes, it is!" [ laughter ] and she is like -- anything she said. i don't know how you're famous. because at that time i had done my albums and things like that. and she was like -- and i'm thinking to myself. you're the most famous person ever. she had this thing of like how dy handle fame? surreal. it was so surreal. i was so taken by her. and she was very nice and wound up giving me kind of advice on movies that has stuck with me. >> jimmy: she did? >> yeah. she told me five good scenes. five good scenes. >> jimmy: that's what you look for in a script? >> when you read a script you have to have five good scenes
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that people will not forget. and i always think about that when i'm reading a script. where is the scene? where is the scene? >> jimmy: did you then take to it the next level? have you been invited to the mall she has constructed? in her basement? >> oh my god, that would be a dream come true. >> jimmy: would it? >> i would love it, because i've seen all her movies. >> jimmy: because she's got a mall in her basement. >> i know. when she did her book, she did a thing with one of the people. and i saw it. >> jimmy: did you read her book? >> i have not read her book. my partner and my best friend elaine is reading it. and she tells me about it all the time. "oh my god, then this happened, this happened" -- >> jimmy: you don't need to read it. you've got elaine. [ laughter ] >> the whole damn book. >> jimmy: some people have book on tape. you have elaine. >> exactly. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i think tomorrow you go back to rehearsing for your big tour? >> i do, i do, yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: now, this is something i feel like we can communicate about, because i'm a dancer, you're a dancer. >> right, right. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: we both have that hard-core dance background. do you find that you're oh my
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god, i can't believe. it is harder for you as the years go on to dance? >> is it hard now that i'm older to dance? >> jimmy: yeah, is it? >> not yet. so far so good. i actually really enjoy it. i love performing, and i love getting out there. it's been five years since i've done a tour, since 2019. so i'm excited. i'm excited to get back out there. >> jimmy: you're celebrating a big birthday on this tour, right? >> am i? >> jimmy: you are. [ laughter ] >> yes, five years from the last time i celebrated a big birthday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's right. are you aware? because we looked it up where you're celebrating your big birthday? >> i have not looked yet. >> jimmy: in tulsa, oklahoma. >> okay! i can get with it. i'm okay with it. yeah. you're the party. you bring the party, it doesn't matter where you are. [ cheers and applause ] get ready, tulsa! we're going to have a good time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: will the twins join you on this tour? >> yeah, some of it.
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they're 16 now. so they're like -- they don't want to be with mom all the time. >> jimmy: right, right. and how do they react? do they enjoy it? i was trying, i was thinking about this day. i was trying to imagine my mom singing and dancing. >> i know. >> jimmy: and i couldn't. [ laughter ] >> it's awkward. it's awkward for them, you know what i mean? and also, i like do sexy things on stage. they're like, who are you right now? because they see me at home with a bun and no makeup and walking around barefoot. >> jimmy: you don't do sexy things at home? >> i do sexy things at home sometimes, but they don't know. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: jennifer lopez is here. the movie is called "atlas," premieres friday on netflix. we'll be right back. ♪ ♪ ♪
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>> no! ahh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is jennifer lopez in "atlas" which premiere meres friday on netflix. >> it's a big ol' action movie. >> jimmy: it is a big ol' action movie. did you ever imagine you'd be in big ol' action movies? >> no. i always thought about like you said singing, dancing, kind of doing those type of things, dramas, romance, things like that, have grown into kind of being an action movie person is a whole different thing. >> jimmy: when you're in that capsule and you're spinning, are you really spinning? or is that a trick? >> it's camera tricks sometimes, and it literally was just me for weeks in that thing by myself like a one-woman show on green screen, just kind of being like ahhh! ahhh! the whole freaking time. but it worked.
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>> jimmy: and the movie itself is about robots and ai? >> ai and kind of like it's great because there is this whole debate about ai right now. it's what's going to happen. do we use it for good? does it take over? and the movie kind of deals with that idea. and it's nice, because it gives you the good side and the bad side. >> jimmy: what do you think is going to happen, will it kill us, the ai? >> i think so. i think so. we're all dead. >> jimmy: do you think you'll make to it the cheesecake factory in tulsa on your birthday? [ laughter ] >> i feel like we're safe for this birthday. five years from now the next big birthday, we don't know. >> jimmy: what is your favorite action movie of all time? >> my favorite action movie? oh gosh. >> jimmy: excluding your own films. >> you know what? i really like -- this just popped into my head. do you guys remember that old movie "true lies"? >> jimmy: oh, yeah, with around schwarzenegger tom arnold was in that. >> and jamie lee curtis. to me that had the perfect balance. and that movie is a little bit
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like that of humor and seriousness and great action and kind of a nice little heart at the center of the movie. yeah. "atlas" is a lot like that. >> jimmy: i know netflix loves doing these movies with you because i think the mother was the number one netflix movie of 2023. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: "shotgun wedding" was top three 2023. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's something about people love seeing you. >> they like seeing me do the actiony thing. >> jimmy: they do like seeing you do the actiony thing. they like seeing you do sexy things and actiony things. >> well. luckily i can do that. >> jimmy: you know, katy perry just retired from "american idol." did you hear that? >> i did hear about that. >> jimmy: maybe retired is not the right word, but she departed from "american idol." how many seasons were you on the show? >> i did five seasons, i think. i did -- no did i? two the first time, three the second time. >> jimmy: do you remember any of the contestants at all? >> of course. a lot of them, yeah. >> jimmy: would you consider going back there to be on that
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show? >> i don't know. i really feel like i did it. i really feel like i did it and it was a great time in my life. actually reintroduced me. i had just had my babies when they were 3 years old when i was going back to work. i went on "american idol." >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> i know. they're 16 now. >> jimmy: so i'll tell them no, you said no? [ laughter ] >> well, i am going on tour right now. >> jimmy: okay. >> and i have another film. >> jimmy: you're busy. yeah, you're busy. >> not this year. maybe next year. >> jimmy: well, jennifer lopez, she is on tour this summer. her movie is called "atlas." it premieres friday on netflix. thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: great to have you here. tony goldwyn we come back. ♪ ”fracture (instrumental) by apashe & flux pavilion ♪ ♪ [bird caws] commuter: “whoa” ♪ siri: “continue straight." [bird caws] [commuter groans] siri: “you're still on the fastest route.” [commuter groans] [bird caws] commuter: “aghhh” [music stops] [debris crashing]
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: slash with the cletones. our next guest spent two terms as president on "scandal." now he is starring in and director of a new movie, alongside bobby cannavale and
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robert de niro called “ezra.” >> there you go. i want to talk to you about something. i just got off the phone with aunt jane. turns out jimmy kimmel wants me to be on his show in los angeles. >> that's far. >> yeah, it is far. do you get the part about jimmy kimmel wanting me to be a guest on his show? yeah? so, you got anything for me? any advice for your dad? >> be polite. >> jimmy: that is very good advice. [ applause ] "ezra" opens in theaters a week from friday. please welcome tony goldwyn! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: how are you? and happy birthday! it's your birthday today. >> thank you. it's my birthday. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: nowadays, a lot of famous people are celebrating in oklahoma.
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[ laughter ] but it's great that you're doing it here. >> well, i wanted to be with you. >> jimmy: thank you for being here with me. how old may i ask today? >> yes, i am 64 years old. [ applause ] >> jimmy: wow. you look great, first of all. >> i became a beatles song. >> jimmy: the beatles song. i remember hearing that when i was about 4 years old and thinking that will never happen to me. [ laughter ] here i am. >> jimmy: i'm glad it happened, yeah. it's good to have you here. do you have a big plan other than this? >> after we're done, my brother is having a little dinner party for me, a family dinner. >> jimmy: nice. older brother? younger brother? >> my older brother john. >> jimmy: so he pays, then, right? [ laughter ] >> yeah, he better be cooking. >> jimmy: your family, for those who don't know, is like the "g" from mgm, goldwyn. >> right. >> jimmy: goldwyn. metro goldwyn mayer. >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: when you were a kid, did you have a crazy -- the whole circus come to your birthday party? >> i did not. my parents, god bless them, were obsessed with us having a normal life. >> jimmy: oh.
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>> my dad -- my grandfather samuel goldwyn kind of became mgm. but he was there in the beginning. one of the pioneers of the movie business. i think my dad grew up in the red hot center of all of the hollywood craziness in the golden age, so wanted his kids to -- >> jimmy: to not have that. >> i never knew any movie stars, never went to a movie set. never did any of that stuff. >> jimmy: did you ever go see a movie? >> i did go to the movies. >> jimmy: okay, that's good. >> like regular people. [ laughter ] it was good, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: and yet somehow it got into your blood and you thought, i want to do this. i want to act? >> i couldn't stay away. >> jimmy: i want to direct, which you did here in this movie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: honestly, you did a fantastic job. >> oh, thanks. >> jimmy: i'm not just saying that because my name is mentioned 400 times in this movie. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it's hard to -- when you are jimmy kimmel and you keep hearing jimmy kimmel in the movie, it can take you out of it. but it is really very, very well done. >> oh, thank you, that means a lot. >> jimmy: great job. and my co-star guillermo, we're
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in the movie. >> you are. >> jimmy: a little bit. >> that's right. >> jimmy: maybe a little too much. [ laughter ] >> we had so much fun doing that. >> jimmy: is this something you have been planning to do? your best friend wrote this movie? >> this movie was written by my oldest friend tony spiridakos who as wonderful screenwriter, gut who has an autistic son himself and went through quite an or deal, his marriage was breaking up. after that experience, he said i want to write a movie about this. inspired by this. it took him about a decade. a couple of years ago he said, i want you to read a draft of this script just as a friend, as we often do with each other's work. and i read it, and i said tony, i have to direct. this we have to do it together. and we're really close. we're godparents to each other's kids. we've been best men at each other's weddings. so it was a really beautiful thing. we got an incredible cast. you mention bobby cannavale. >> jimmy: rose byrne. >> rainn wilson, whoopi goldberg, rose byrne, and an incredible young actor named william fitzgerald. >> jimmy: he is great, just great.
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>> there he is right there. there is william! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: great job, william. this is william's first movie? >> yeah. william had never -- other than a couple of community theater fun things, acting was a new adventure. >> jimmy: was it fun, william? >> yes, can you introduce me to mark rober? i know you have done videos. >> yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yes, i can. i can introduce you to mark rober. mac rober is on youtube. now, william plays bobby cannavale's son ezra, the film is about. >> right. >> jimmy: and is a natural, by the way. really a natural actor. you are absolutely great. >> thank you. >> jimmy: you're welcome. and did william fall right into it? who are did you teach him how to act? >> no, william was way ahead of me. we knew -- tony and i knew we wanted to cast a neurodiverse child to play this part.
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and we searched all over the country. couldn't find him. and we met william at the last minute, right before we were to start shooting. we wouldn't have had a movie if we didn't have william. and we met. and he got in the room with bobby, and they started improvising. and throughout the shoot, i might say, william, william would come up to me and oh, by the way, tony, i'm going say this instead of that. because he has these funny ideas of ad libs. and i would always say okay, yes. and i think every single one of william's ad libs are in the movie. and when you see it with an audience, they always get a huge laugh. he was completely unintimidated by robert de niro. >> yes. the one where i said this place looks like a demon movie waiting to happen. that was inspired by vera farmiga's "conjuring." [ laughter ] i think i saw the movie a few months later. it was a -- it lived up to my expectations. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: had you ever heard of robert de niro before? had you seen him in any movies?
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>> no. >> jimmy: you had not. [ laughter ] >> i -- i've just -- i've just seen -- my parents have just showed me a couple of mafia movies that he has been in. >> jimmy: right. [ laughter ] >> ahead of time, before we started shooting. and i've actually given him a nickname, the king of mafia movies. >> jimmy: that's a pretty good nickname for him. >> which william said right to bob's face when he first met him. he said, "you are the king of mafia movies." [ cheers ] de niro is like, "thank you very much." >> jimmy: you -- there is a scene with a horse. can you take us through that scene? >> oh, yeah. this was crazy. so william, can i tell the horse story? there is a beautiful scene in the film which is a peak moment for this child ezra, who is autistic, and one of the things that he really has difficulty is making eye contact. and he communes -- he's on this
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farm, he has a connection with a horse. it's a beautiful moment. it had to have exactly the right lights. we were shooting this thing, we had a real horse there. the sun is going down because we had to be in magic hour when the light is just about right. and you have about 20 minutes to shoot the thing. and william, we have the horse trainer, and william is like yeah, but i'm not going near that horse. [ laughter ] the horse is going to sneeze on me. i said, the horse is not going to sneeze on you, i promise you, we've been feeding the horse apples, he's very gentle. i'm not feeding a horse. it smells. okay, i'll touch it. it's going to sneeze on me. william, we got to get the shot. it's not going to sneeze. look, and i kneel down in front of the horse and i'm stroking the horse's face. i say, see? all you need to do is get right up. blow in the horse's nostrils really gently. and on my knees into the horse's nostrils. and the horse goes, achoo! [ laughter ] and sneezes literally a bucket of slime all over my face. [ audience moaning ]
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i'm completely covered in slime. and william, we're at this farm, he takes off running across the field. he is gone. >> jimmy: what's that, william? >> yes, i was just like, see you next fall. [ laughter ] there's a meme of a kid doing the peace sign and disappearing from existence. that was me at that moment. [ laughter ] >> but we had a conversation. and before the sun went down, william -- william. >> jimmy: well, the horse has already sneezed. it's weird. usually people are allergic to horses, not the other way around. >> exactly. >> jimmy: well, congratulations on the movie. it's called "ezra." it opens in theaters a week from friday. and once again, and by the way, guillermo's performance in this film is something -- >> guillermo: thank you. >> jimmy: i mean, i'm hearing oscar buzz. >> oh, yeah. [ laughter ] [ cheering ] >> jimmy: or tequila buzz. tony goldwyn, everybody!
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>> jimmy: welcome back. thanks to jennifer lopez.
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thanks to tony goldwyn. thanks to william, and thanks to slash for sitting in all night. [ cheering ] slash will be back with us tomorrow. that's the back of his album. his album right there, "orgy of the damned." "nightline" is next. oh, apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thank you for watching. goodnight. ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, the joyful reunion. more than 100 days in the making. the american dad arrested and detained in turks and caicos on a family vacation after authorities found bullets in his bag. >> this was hunting ammunition that i had purchased at home. >> juju: released today after

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