all of us. we appreciate your time right now on jimmy kimmel. sofia vergara, have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- sofia vergara. manolo gonzalez vergara.

12-year-old artist andris valencia. and music from st. vincent. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, thank you. welcome. welcome! i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you, cleto. thank you for joining us here in los angeles on what was a big afternoon in new york, and for the united states of america. we have a verdict in the case of the people versus o.j., i mean, d.j. [ laughter ] donald john trump is guilty of 34 felony charges! [ cheers and applause ] after seven long weeks, the courtroom is empty and donald trump's diaper is full! [ laughter ] the decision was unanimous. the jury wasted no time. they started deliberating

yesterday and got right to it. it played out in a strange way. at 4:15 this afternoon, reports said there would be no verdict. the judge was sending jurors home. then, about twenty minutes later, they announced a verdict had been reached. we had to rewrite the whole monologue, it was a mess. [ laughter ] the decision was not televised, but it went something like this. i'll play the judge. guillermo, you play the foreman. okay? >> guillermo: okay, okay. >> jimmy: all right. let me put my judge's robe on real quick. [ cheers and applause ] there we go. now, imagine we're in court. foreman, have you reached a verdict? >> guillermo: yes, we have, your honor. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: one quick thing, the foreman is from ireland. >> guillermo: oh. jess we have, your [ laughter ] something like that. >> jimmy: okay. on the first charge of falsifying business records? >> guillermo: guilty.

>> jimmy: on the second charge? >> guillermo: guilty. >> jimmy: on the third charge? >> guillermo: guilty. >> jimmy: on the next 31 charges? >> guillermo: guilty, guilty, guilty, guilty! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's right. poor donald trump. seven weeks of sleep-farting all down the drain. [ laughter ] all for nothing. you do have to hand it to him. no president has ever been convicted more than donald trump. [ laughter ] how long before he starts bragging about this? maybe he isn't teflon. maybe he's one of those sticky traps for rats, we don't know. [ laughter ] maybe he's a wet pocket full of gummy worms. [ laughter ] after the verdict a po'ed former potus marched over to the reporters outside court to let his displeasure be known. >> this was a disgrace. this was a rigged trial by a conflicted judge who is corrupt. it's a rigged trial, a disgrace. they wouldn't give us a venue change. we were at 5% or 6% in this district, in this area.

this was a rigged, disgraceful trial. the real verdict is going to be november 5th by the people. and they know what happened here, and everybody knows what happened here. you have the d.a., the whole thing, we didn't do a thing wrong. i'm a very innocent man. and it's okay, i'm fighting for our country, i'm fighting for our constitution. our whole country is being rigged right now. this was done bit biden administration. in order to wound or hurt an opponent, a political opponent. and i think it's just a disgrace. and we'll keep fighting. we'll fight till the end, and we'll win. >> jimmy:? and if we won't win, we'll say we won anyway. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] listen, the only thing -- i have bad news. the only thing you're going to be fighting to win is the jell-o cup on your prison cafeteria tray. [ laughter ] 34 felony charges. that's 34. [ cheers and applause ]

that's 34. that's 34, folks. we should automatically make those jurors the new supreme court. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] now the big question is, will he do time? after he is sentenced, he'll be allowed to appeal. sentencing is scheduled for july 11th, which happens to be the day aaron burr shot alexander hamilton hamilton. and it's the day epchallenge poe escaped from prison. but this is not el chapo, this is pork chopo we're talking about. [ laughter ] this is not mexico, this is new york. will the judge send him to rikers island? will he get probation? maybe house arrest? for melania, that would be -- [ laughter ] that is a double whammy with cheese is what that is. apparently he could even be sentenced to community service. the judge could make him pick up trash along the side of the road. no joke. i vote for that. [ cheers and applause ] that is a beautiful image. imagine trump with a hefty bag

picking up ketchup packets with one of those grabber pole things. [ laughter ] big truck goes by, blows that cotton candy hair flap to the other side of his head! [ laughter ] as if the day wasn't rough enough for trump, the only family member who was there with him when the verdict was read was eric. [ laughter ] no melania. no ivanka. just stupid eric. [ laughter ] actually, there was a sweet moment when the verdict was read. they say eric, who was sitting behind his father, put his arm around his dad and he leaned in close and trump whispered, "i wish this had happened to you." [ laughter ] eric did his best though to give it -- he wrote -- "may 30th, 2024 might be remembered as the day donald j. trump won the 2024 presidential election." or it will be remembered as the day a jury in new york spanked your dad even harder than stormy did with that "forbes" magazine. [ cheers and applause ] i guess we'll have to wait to find out. gas very satisfying to finally see this guy get some comeuppance. and even more satisfying to see

all the bloodsucking jellyfish who feed off his essence lose their minds. >> the day is a truly sad day. >> we have convicted a former president of the united states of america. >> complete, utter abomination and disgrace. >> number one, i'm angry, i'm furious. number two, i'm heartbroken. >> how could this happen? this is america. this is democracy. this isn't the soviet union. this isn't some banana republic. how can this happen? >> it's very disgusting to see people celebrating this. >> i wish there was something to laugh about, but there's not. this is a disgraceful day for the united states. >> again, this is a tough day and a sad day for america. >> this case is just -- it's never been fair from the beginning. >> i think it may be the undoing of our country. >> i think this is one of the darkest days in the american republic. >> this is, you know, a moment that is, you know, not unlike d-day or september 11th. >> the democrats have succeeded in their years-long quest to turn america into a [ bleep ] hole country.

[ moans and laughter ] >> jimmy: it would make a nice hat though, wouldn't it? oh, it has been a long road to this conviction. don't forget there are three more trials to come. we have been anticipating this moment, and documenting it for posterity. for the last several days our friend/legal correspondent jake byrd has been camped out in new york. he is donald trump's number one fan. he was also o.j.'s number one fan, michael jackson's number one fan. [ laughter ] he's been at all the big trials and today was no exception. here he is, superfan jake byrd outside the courthouse with this especially special special report. >> jake byrd here. i just flew to new york and researched a bunch of stormy daniels stuff, and boy are my arms tired. especially this one. let's go to court! can i run through it? i'll run through it. you guys hold it, i'll run through it, i'll run through it. it's not breakable. it's not breakable.

oh. all right. >> why are you here today? >> we're here to support the real president, donald trump. it's not that we think trump is in fact. it's that we don't care. off the top. thank you. >> put him in jail. why put him through all this rigmarole, you know? >> exactly, i agree with this guy. donald trump has done more for black people than anyone, including martin luther king. >> no, no. >> trump had a better dream. it was trump and ivanka and sydney sweeney in a hot tub. >> i think donald trump is getting as fair a trial as anybody can get in the american justice system. >> exactly, exactly. exactly, listen, we don't know a lot about the law, but i saw "to kill a mockingbird" and that is not how you kill a mockingbird. >> anyways -- i don't know who this guy is, but -- >> he is a brick, "to kill a

mockingbird." >> 100 years from no, when people say robert de niro, they're not going to say he was a great actor, they're going to say he was a [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> he was great in "rocky and bullwinkle," you've got to give him that. "meet the fockers" was good. hey, hey, ho, ho, robert de niro has got to go! hey, hey, ho, ho, robert de niro has got to go! >> hey, de niro, where's whether or not your [ bleep ] now? a gay gangster? am i a gay gangster? is that what i am? oh, you're so [ bleep ] with your security detail. let's see you get your ass down here by yourself. >> the gay gangster. >> yeah, gay gang pher, the g gays gayster. >> i like that, i like that. al ca-bone. >> obviously, today is the

moment of truth in terms of the stormy daniels disaster, whatever you want to call it. i used to be a comist, donald trump saved my life. >> same. same. >> go ahead, talk. >> can we talk a little bit about some facts? when did this whole thing -- >> wait, wait, wait. no, no, excuse me. >> dude, you go, you go, you go. i want to agree with you. >> excuse me. you just crossed a line. get out of my way. >> oh. >> get out of my way! >> all right, i was just trying to -- >> get out of my way. >> i was trying to agree with you. >> [ bleep ]. find out who you are, everything about you, watch your -- you picked the wrong one. you picked the wrong one. >> what did i do? >> he's a clown show. >> can i agree with you for a second? this is all a lie. if he had sex with stormy daniels, where's the baby? >> what are you doing? >> we don't care. >> if he made sweet love on her, where's the baby? >> i have sex with women, and i

don't have babies with them, so what? >> whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. >> stormy daniels, shame on you, that's an ugly bitch. >> you know, they're throwing it -- on break, everything's going to go to you -- you know, do the best. >> i'm with this guy, i'm with this guy right here. listen this whole court, this whole trial is a bunch of b.s. you know how many women have paid me to stop saying i had sex with them? tons. a lot. a whole lot. >> a lot, for nothing. >> for nothing, thank you. >> thought it was shameless when donald trump compared himself to mother teresa. >> you're right, you're right. he is no mother teresa. he's father teresa, because he's not a girl. he's not a girl. it's called man-haftan,. no lady-hattan. >> after more than 11 hours of deliberations over two days, a ds new yorkers have decided the fate of the former president. >> okay, the verdict is about to

come in, here going to get to the courthouse. he's going to be innocent. >> the former president of the united states is guilty. >> oh no, no, no, no, no! no, no, no! >> a lot of trump supporters out here that you can hear are very worked up. as i was reading the verdict, i could hear the crowd emotion growing behind me. i'm only a couple of yards away. you can see on your screens right there -- >> trump supporters across the country, there's anger and frustration right now. and trump campaign officials are thinking this is going to make trump stronger -- >> he sinned for our sins! he's bleeding for us! look down on your son, god! justice is blind, but she's also super dumb! d-u-m, dumb! love is not a crime! love is not a crime!

this is the tapestry of justice! this is the tapestry of justice! now i know what it feels like to be a mets fan! what does fraud even mean? what's it mean? i don't know, do you know? >> election fraud what is they found him guilty of. by hiding information that voters might have used to vote differently. that's essentially what they found him guilty of. >> okay, well, maybe he did that. [ laughter ] but he's not guilty! oh, he had -- he made love to somebody. while his wife was, uh, home with a newborn. hey, guys, i don't know if you know this, but after a woman gives birth, their fab cranky and they don't want to have sex. he had to have an affair. pardon me, right behind you, coming through. all right. all right. i'm doing it.

[ laughter ] >> please put me in zelocam. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: wow. thank you, jake byrd. we have a good show tonight. 12-year-old painting prodigy andres valencia is with us. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from st. vincent. and we'll be right back with sofia vergara. so stick around!

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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back to the show. tonight, a twelve-year-old boy who is already being compared to picasso. they call him little picasso. there he is drawing what will become a painting. his paintings are pretty incredible for an artist of any age, but he's 12. andres valencia is with us later. [ cheers and applause ] then, after andris, a three-time grammy award winner. her new album is called "all born screaming." st. vincent from the don julio stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see st. vincent live on tour in l.a. at the greek theater on august 16th. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by maya rudolph and jacob batalon with music from crowded house. so please join us for that. you know our first guest from eleven seasons of "modern family." now she's arguing with her real family on "celebrity family food battle." it premieres tomorrow on the roku channel. please welcome sofia vergara. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you, how are you? >> i'm sorry i come to your show in tennis shoes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you know what? it's okay. i really don't mind. >> i do, i don't even want to look down. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is it hard for you to wear tennis shoes? >> yes, tennis shoes are only for sports activities -- >> jimmy: right. >> and touristy activities. i don't even know how to say -- i had a very big operation, eight-hour operation. >> jimmy: eight hours, really? >> yeah, it was big, big. i mean, i shouldn't be here. but i wouldn't miss being with you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for hobbling out here. are you feeling all right, or

does it hurt? >> i'm okay. i've been better. i mean, i am still, you know, working and doing things. but i can't wear high heels, and that's like -- depressing for me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow, yeah. you don't like a little break from the high heels, huh? you want the high heels most of the time? >> yeah, i'm latin. [ laughter ] i guess that's why i have big knee problems. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, maybe that is. did the doctor say that -- >> i want to say something sexy like i was in a fight, or i do my own stunts. but it's just, i think, wear and tear and old age, i don't know. just life. >> jimmy: who's taking care of you? >> well, now? i mean, i don't really need anything. but at the beginning, manolo, my son. >> jimmy: your son was taking care of you, that's nice. >> he took care of me for awhile, but he had other things to do. [ laughter ] he had a trip planned, and no matter how much i begged, he couldn't cancel it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so what did you -- >> no, i was fine. but a friend of mine came.

and i did the worst thing. two weeks before, my friend gave me a dog. a puppy. >> jimmy: your friend gave you a dog just after your knee surgery? >> two weeks. and so then i realized when i had the operation, i can't handle this little puppy. i couldn't even move from the bed. from the sofa. and so my friend flew in from baranquia, she took care of her for two weeks, that was amazing. >> jimmy: took care of you and took care of you? >> just the dog. [ laughter ] she loves dogs. >> jimmy: you're on the cover -- have you seen this yet? you're on the cover of "the hollywood reporter." [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. >> jimmy: super-talented actors. "the drama queens." >> you know what, that was actually -- less than two weeks after the operation. and i was, like -- my team is like, "you know what we're going to cancel because we don't think you're in good shape, you're not looking good." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they said that?

>> yeah, i couldn't even move. i had to use a walker to walk a that point. it was maybe ten days after the operation. and i'm like, "i'm not missing that cover of the magazine with jennifer aniston, with nicole kidman." even if i have gangrene -- [ laughter ] you can't see it here, but there's the face of discomfort, and the leg -- [ laughter ] they put it, like, in a thing, like in a push it very high, and obviously they cut my leg. [ laughter ] and then when it come out yesterday or the day before, i realized, i don't know what happened, it's like, look. they told me, "come business casual." >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> look. look at what i'm wearing. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, you're doing business. [ cheers and applause ] >> to me, that's business. look at all of them. they look like they're going to pray. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: they have different ways of doing business, i guess. >> i'm like, what business are they in? that doesn't work in the church or in the bank. to me, business casual is this. >> jimmy: your son, manolo, is here with us. you guys are doing a show together. >> yes. >> jimmy: which is fun. is that something that you've always wanted to do? >> well, i -- i mean, to work with him, of course. i didn't think that he wanted to do something like that, to host a tv show. but he did. he did a great job. i am, you know, not hosting the show with him. i was one of the contestants and one of the -- it's like a family show. so i was one of the contestants. >> jimmy: and did -- >> and producer of the show with him. >> jimmy: is it fair for you to be a contestant and producer of the show? because i know, like -- you know, like alex trebek wouldn't do that. [ laughter ] >> i don't know about that, i don't care. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

but i think -- what i felt that was not fair, that it was a cooking show. and my son, who is the one that backs me up in everything, cooking was kind of judging me. he couldn't come and help me. that's what was not fair. >> jimmy: he did not help you? >> no. >> jimmy: your son helps you -- let's bring him out. let's take a break. when we come back, sofia's son manolo will join us. their show is "celebrity family food battle." we'll be right back. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by tillamook.

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eggs -- >> how? >> what do you mean? how would you break an egg? >> i wouldn't call claudia really a director. >> rude! >> i've never seen her break an egg, i've never seen her break an egg. >> break it, open it, open it, open it. open the whole thing. separate the egg yolk. >> can i have gloves? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we're back with sofia vergara and manolo, her son. is it possible you'd never seen your mother crack an egg before? >> never in 32 years. >> i did it in private. >> oh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: in private? what? how are you alive? >> this is how i learned how to cook, out of necessity, so i didn't starve when i was a child. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were hungry. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that's something else.

you really cook to cooking? >> by the time i was 15, was cooking thanksgiving for the whole family. >> thanksgiving for a latin family, 60 people. >> whole family, 60. >> it was amazing. since he was young, it was something that he knew already how to do. >> jimmy: how did you learn how to do it? >> i taught. [ laughter ] >> yeah. you and emeril. >> jimmy: you learned from television? >> yeah, yeah, i learned cooking on the streets, as they say. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and now you've taken that cooking that you learned from television and applied it right back to television. [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: the circle of life. and now you cook for your mom? are you the chef in the house? >> i do, i cook for her all the time. i always help out. i don't go -- >> in the pandemic. >> she had surgery, i help her, regardless of what she says. >> he, for example, the pandemic, he saved me. because he -- you know, i didn't

really know how to cook. we were going to be there for like five months. we were quarantining. and he moved into the house with my niece, claudia. claudia is the little girl that is there in the show. >> jimmy: oh, okay, your niece. >> he cooked every day for us like we had a chef. like sushi, middle eastern food. it was not just chicken and rice. [ laughter ] it was, like, everything. >> jimmy: what would happen when you would go to school? and there would be no lunch packed? how would it happen? >> i would pack my own lunch the night before. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pack your own lunch. >> not all the time. >> jimmy: wow. if your mother packed you a lunch -- do you remember your mom making you any foods at home? >> no, but there was a lot of yogurt. [ laughter ] and fruit. apparently -- very healthy. >> jimmy: this is homemade yogurt and homegrown fruit, yeah. would you leave a little note in manolo's lunch when you sent lunch to school with him?

>> listen, listen. i was a single mother. first of all, i was 19 when i had him. what else do you want from me? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i don't know, peanut butter and jelly sandwich, maybe? [ laughter ] is it possible that you're just too good-looking to cook? >> yes, yes. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: what's the idea of the show? what's the competition there? >> two celebrity families fate off in two rounds. both teams get money for charity. there's a winner, but really, everybody wins. it's a nice, kind of fun watch for the whole family. >> jimmy: who decides whose food is better? >> we have two awesome judges. fa rich. o abdullah, now at the hottest restaurant in new york, and karen allen, who you know from tiktok and social media. >> jimmy: how does it work with two judges? what did they don't agree? >> i get the tiebreaker. >> jimmy: if a judge is needed, you come in? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: this is not the first time you guys have done a

food-related project together. in fact, we were able to dig this nugget up. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> are you serious? >> jimmy: now it majors sense. >> i was cooking. >> i was wrong, clearly. >> i was frying. deep frying. >> frying in bikinis, as one does in the '90s. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: manolo, was your mother a strict mom with you? >> actually, i don't think so. i don't remember you being very strict. >> he behaved good, so i didn't need to be strict. >> she didn't find out things i did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's good.

would you allowance and that sort of thing? >> yes. actually, she would -- she would pay me to go to the gym. which i would never do because i hated moving. i wanted to play video games. she would pay me to read lines with her when she was auditioning. which is awful when you're 10 and reading, like, romantic scenes with your mother. [ laughter ] >> jim >> yeah. i moved to l.a., and i didn't have anyone. who else? i had to use somebody to read lines for me before an audition. he wouldn't do it, he hated it. the moment i said, "listen. 20 bucks? " [ laughter ] >> i was doing accents. >> everything. >> jimmy: yeah, sure, yeah. love scenes, whatever it takes. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: well, it's very good to see you both. and boy, i mean, you're lucky to have a son like this. >> i am. >> jimmy: he seems like a very good kid. >> yeah. >> jimmy: that topacio really kicked in and did something

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>> jimmy: music from st. vincent is on the way. most kids' artwork ends up on the refrigerator, at best. but our next guest sells his paintings for a lot of money. he is a world-famous painter at only 12 years old. please welcome andres valencia. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you really are a kid, not a little person in disguise? >> yes, i'm a kid. >> jimmy: what grade? >> sixth grade. >> jimmy: did you have school today? >> well -- i was sick. cough cough! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: old talk show flu? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you need me to write a note? i am a doctor. >> that would be helpful. >> jimmy: first of all, your paintings are just fantastic. does it ever -- do you ever wonder why you're so talented

and how this happened? >> no, not really. >> jimmy: you don't? it just came to you? >> yes. >> jimmy: how old were you when you started painting? >> i started painting when i was 5 or 6 years old. >> jimmy: okay, so -- did you start with finger painting, with your hands? >> no, i started with crayons and markers. >> jimmy: dcrayons and markers. then you graduated to painting on canvas? >> painting on canvas with pastels and paint. >> jimmy: with pastels and paint. now, this is -- what do you call this, this painting, this giant one? >> "the mariachi." >> jimmy: the mariachi." was this called cubism? is that right? >> cubism, yeah. >> jimmy: you paint this not from a photograph, just from your own imagination? >> from my imagination. >> jimmy: have you seen mariachis before? >> um -- hm -- not live. but i've seen them on youtube and everywhere. >> jimmy: okay, so you think about what you saw on youtube, then you paint this. it's very tall. do you use a ladder or a long paintbrush?

how do you do that? >> i use the ladder, not a long paintbrush. >> jimmy: uh-huh. can i ask you -- i want to ask you a couple of questions about it. so you paint this, and it's really cool. and you think, okay, this came out -- i assume you're proud of it. how old were you when you painted this? >> 9 years old. >> jimmy: 9 years old when you painted this thing. and then you decide, you know what would make it perfect, if i splatter some colors on the side there. >> yep. >> jimmy: that was a conscious decision? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why did you -- were you worried you would have ruined the whole thing if you did that? >> i was worried that i was going to hit the face of it. >> jimmy: that you were going to hit the face. you don't want to hit the face. >> no, you don't want to hit the face. >> jimmy: do you ever not know when to stop when you're painting? >> hm -- sometimes i'll just feel like it's done. >> jimmy: it's done. and when you feel like it's done, that's what it's done? >> that's what it's done. >> jimmy: who this is lady? i assume this is a lady. >> she's not named yet. >> jimmy: oh. you have to give the painting a name? >> yeah, i still have to give

the painting the name. >> jimmy: okay. have you thought about it? >> hm, i've thought about it. >> jimmy: you haven't come up with anything? how about "rich old lady"? [ laughter ] >> i mean -- i guess that will work. >> jimmy: okay. we'll talk about "rich old lady." is this somebody that you know? >> no. just some -- one of my imaginations. >> jimmy: somebody from your imagination. not somebody you saw on youtube? >> no. >> jimmy: how much for this one? >> hm -- >> jimmy: do you set the prices? >> the gallery does. >> jimmy: the gallery does, when? do you ever argue with the gallery and go, "it should be a little more"? >> no, but i should. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: are you, like -- do you pay attention to how much your paintings sell for? do you parents tell you this stuff? >> yeah. >> jimmy: how much is the most that one of your paintings has sold for? >> $200,000. >> jimmy: $200,000. and does that register with you? does that just boggle your mind?

>> not really. >> jimmy: have you ever had a job besides painting? >> well, my dad paid me to do the dishes once. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much did you get for that? >> $15. >> jimmy: $15 to do the dishes? what did you do to the dishes? [ laughter ] wow, $15 is -- by the way, that might be, in the long run, a better path than painting. [ laughter ] 15 bucks a pop. so this is -- frida kahlo, is that correct? >> yep, that's frida kahlo. >> jimmy: she's one of your favorite painters? >> yep, she's one of my favorites. >> jimmy: you decided, i'm going to do something, pay tribute to her. she's painted herself often. do you ever paint yourself? >> no. i've only painted people. i haven't painted myself yet. >> jimmy: you don't think of yourself as a person? [ laughter ] >> i do think of myself as a person. >> jimmy: what do the kids at school think about your paintings? >> they think it's really cool. >> jimmy: they do. like, is it humiliating for them when they're drawing their stupid stuff that they draw? [ laughter ]

>> hopefully -- >> jimmy: hopefully? yeah? tell us about this one. i love that. that's just great. >> well, when i went to madrid, i got inspired by picasso's guarnica to do this. >> jimmy: when you got home, you painted this? >> yep, i painted that when i got back. >> jimmy: where do you get your art supplies? >> at blick. >> jimmy: do you know these men who keep taking your paintings? [ laughter ] are they part of your team? >> hopefully they're not stealing them. [ laughter ] i have questions about where they're going. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: well, i have some questions about what's going on here. now, this is -- if this is a video you watched on youtube, we need to put some parental restrictions on that. [ laughter ] who is this guy? >> benito. he's a matador. >> jimmy: a matador, oh, wow. your enunciation is excellente. [ laughter ] >> gracias. >> jimmy: have you been to a bullfight? >> no, i've never been.

>> jimmy: do you like that sort of thing? >> i like their uniforms. >> jimmy: you do? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: have you ever considered that maybe you're reincarnated, you're some kind great artist who has come back to life in the spirit of this young man? >> hm. no, i haven't really thought about that before, but i will now. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: do you like being called "little picasso" when people call you that? >> well, i also want to be known as my own artist. >> jimmy: right, sure, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] i would think so, yeah. yeah, it's a little weird, right? to be little picasso. >> yeah, not to be in his shadow. >> jimmy: which when you make a painting then you look back at it, do you go, oh, i don't want -- this is not representative of my work anymore because i'm so much better now year after year? >> hm -- no -- everything i is just, over the years, progress. >> jimmy: you're pretty happy with it? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you keep your paintings up in your room? >> no, i keep them in my studio.

>> jimmy: in your studio. you have a studio? >> in my basement. >> jimmy: in your basement. it's getting worse as it goes on. [ laughter ] >> in my parents' basement. >> jimmy: that's where you do all your painting? >> yes. >> jimmy: how many hours a day are you spending down there? >> whenever i have time, really. sometimes it's hours. sometimes it's 20 minutes. >> jimmy: do you ever say to your parents, "listen, enough with this school, i'm making 200 grand a pop on these things, this is costing me, my time is valuable, my time is money here, i got paintings to make, i'm not interested in the alphabet and whatnot"? [ laughter ] >> hm, that's something to think about. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is something to think about. do you think you will take on other mediums like sculpture and that sort of thing? >> well, i am learning realism right now. >> jimmy: you are? >> yeah. >> jimmy: are you interested in realism? because this is like -- it's not as freeing as this, right? >> just to know it, really. >> jimmy: just to know how to do it, wow. you've got a book coming out? >> yeah. >> jimmy: this is your book. it's called "painting without

rules." >> yep. >> jimmy: which is a bold statement for someone who still has a bedtime. [ laughter ] what is your bedtime? >> 9:30. >> jimmy: 9:30, all right. >> on week nights. >> jimmy: on weeknights. on weekends you stay up as late as you want? >> uh-huh. >> jimmy: very good. seems like you've got it all figured out. you seem like a nice kid. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i hope that one day, you will be this master of art and we will look back fondly on this interview. >> yeah, one day we will. >> jimmy: yeah one day. [ laughter ] >> one day. >> jimmy: maybe not soon. but one day, right? >> yes. way in the future. >> jimmy: way in the future. [ laughter ] andres valencia. [ cheers and applause ] his book "painting without rules" is available for preorder now. thank you, andris. we'll be back with st. vincent. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico.

>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by tequila don julio, an icon of modern mexico. >> jimmy: thanks to the ver gar ras, thank to andres valencia. apologies to matt damon.

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