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♪ >> jimmy: thank you. hello. >> jimmy: hello, i'm jimmy. i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us. oh, my gosh, down, just when we thought it was over, a new legal drama involving the white house is under way. jury selection has begun in the trial of hunter biden, who faces three felony gun charges. hunter biden, in case you don't know, is charged with illegally purchasing and possessing a firearm. basically, the story is in 2018, hunter bought a ..38 special in wilmington, delaware, and he lied on the form for his background check. up with of the questions is "are you an unlawful user of, or addicted to illegal drugs." hunter allegedly checked the box "no," which was not true. though in his defense, he was

very high when he filled it out. and then, his former girlfriend, who is also his former sister-in-law, very jerry springer type situation, found the gun and threw it in a dumpster outside their local grocery store. when hunter found out she did that, he made her drive back to the store to get it, which is a super good idea. by the way. but it was gone. so, she went into the store to try to explain the situation, and someone called the cops. and then the cops were eventually able to locate the gun. it was discovered bay homeless man who was rummaging through the trash. he had it inside a sock in a box. guillermo, are you following this? >> guillermo: no, not really. >> jimmy: and somehow, even though joe biden has weaponized the american justice system to using them as puppets to prosecute his rivals, somehow this one that could get his son 25 years in prison slipped through his iron grip. how does this happen? just last week, biden had the whole legal system rigged!

he's powerless, i guess. meanwhile, his future cellmate, donald janice trump, made his first outing after his guilty verdict. trump spent most of the weekend at his golf club in new jersey, then went to a ufc fight before finally heading back to florida. it's good to see him out crossing state lines while he still can. trump stayed at the fight until 1:15 am. and you know what? if i'd just been found guilty of covering up a hush money payment to a porn star, i wouldn't be in a rush to get home to my wife either, right? really can't blame him. in between tee-offs and chokeholds, trump sat for a chat with the gang at "fox & friends" who provided six very warm shoulders for him to cry on. >> i listen to this stuff all the time. they do that for a reason. they do all the salacious names they put in, they put this stuff in to create havoc. these are bad people. i know everything. i know every move they make.

i get it. i think it's probably in many ways it's tougher on my family than it is on me. >> how does melania deal with it? >> she is fine. i think it's very hard for her. she is fine. but she has to read all this crap. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i'm pretty sure the only thing she reads is her prenup, over and over again. [ cheering ] i do find it very rich that he is mad at other people for the how dare you explain what i did to me wife, to my wife. trump also weighed in on which classified files he would declassify were he to become president again. and forget the fact that he had four years to do this the first time around. and forget that he brought half the files back to his house. what i found interesting here is he's very quick to answer the first two questions. number three? not quite as fast. >> if you were president, would you declassify -- you can answer yes or no to this. would you declassify the 9/11 files? >> yeah. >> would you declassify jfk

files? >> yeah. i did a lot of it. >> would you declassify the epstein files? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: i mean, not all of them. if i'm mentioned, no, i won't this interview, with the "fox and friends" weekend b team, was heavily edited. there were a lot of abrupt, sloppy cuts, but they still managed to capture the essence of the former president and his very upbeat outlook when it comes to climate change. >> when they say that the seas will rise over the next 400 years 1/8 of an inch, which basically, you have a little more beachfront property, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, no. that's totally wrong. it means you have less beachfront property, not more. like, think about when you're in the tub with your gelatinous belly bobbing up out of the water, and the water's getting cold. so, you scream at your butler to add some more hot. now, when he adds more water, does your belly island get bigger? or does it get smaller? smaller is the answer. you will have less beachfront property.

i've never seen anyone who pretends to know more, know less about every subject than this man-atee. who is also now planting seeds for another january 6th by encouraging his army of dummies to rise up and fight the police, i guess, in the event the judge decides to lock him up. >> i don't know that the public would stand it, you know. i'm not sure the public would stand for it. with a -- >> house arrest? >> i think it would be tough for the public to take. you know, at a certain point, there is a breaking point. >> jimmy: that's just great. we'll have a bunch of idiots in viking helmets swimming to rikers island together. listen, trump's hardcore fans may be a lot of things, but bright is not one of them. >> an rv covered in donald trump campaign posters was totaled when it crashed into a utility pole on staten island on sunday afternoon. >> jimmy: how many times did i tell you? no posters on the windshield!

[ applause ] and of all the many swings trump took at the barrage of softballs tossed gently in the fox news batting cage, this was undoubtedly the biggest whiff of all. >> you famously said regarding hillary clinton, "lock her up." you declined to do that as president. >> i beat her. it's easier when you win. and they also said lock her up. and i felt -- and i could have done it. but i felt it would have been a terrible thing. and then this happened to me. so i may feel differently about it. i'm not sure i can answer the question. hillary clinton, i didn't say lock her up, but the people say lock her up, lock her up, okay. >> jimmy: really? it's so interesting, because i remember you most certainly doing that. >> hillary clinton, oh, she is crooked, folks. she is crooked as a $3 bill. >> you should lock her up, i tell you. >> lock her up is right. >> but what she has done, they should lock her up. >> and her lawyer should go to jail with her. >> she has to go jail.

>> lock up the bidens. lock up hillary. >> she shouldn't even be allowed to run for the office of president. >> hillary clinton has to go to jail, okay? she has to go to jail. >> it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of donald trump is not in charge of the law in our country. >> because you'd be in jail. >> jimmy: never said it. and not one of the three stooges interviewing him pushed back on that at all. we all knew. fiberace is now on tiktok. which is interesting because when he was president, he tried to ban tiktok. now he's on it. today trump said it is an honor to be on tiktok. you think he knows anyone with a phone can be on tiktok? you think it's an honor? probably not. and that made me curious. so, i checked truth social. this is interesting. trump follows every member of

his family, ivanka, jared, laura, kimberly guilfoyle, tiffany trump, except don jr. i think that's social media speak for "you're not in the will, don." and it's especially disappointing because djtj is the one who got him on tiktok! >> hey, guys, i'm here wh your favorite president. we're cranking out a couple of mean tweets. >> i think i'm going put it out instead of reading it. but my son is doing very well on social media. i'm proud. >> stay tuned. it will be a doozy. >> jimmy: that's as close to a hug as don junior is going to get from his father. speaking of fathers, this is in congress today, a representative named john rose of tennessee brought his son to the office. his son's name is guy. and while his dad was busy trying to ingratiate himself to leader trump, guy was killing it on c-span. >> using the justice system to engage in a politically driven prosecution and now conviction

of a major political party nominee running for president. especially on the charges brought against donald trump should bravely concern every member of this body as well as every american across our country. whether they be republican or democrat, for donald trump or against him. regardless of one's opinion of the current republican nominee, we'd be well served to remember the long and cherished tradition we have in this country as settling our political differences at the ballot box. >> jimmy: now that's the kind of leadership we need in congress. somehow though, that little boy wasn't even the number one most childish person in congress today. that honor went to klan mom marjorie taylor greene. >> is it right for scientists and doctors getting paid by the american people, government taxpayer paychecks to get patents and making up guidelines like six feet distancing and

masking of children. do you think that's appropriate? do the american people deserve to be abused like that, mr. fauci? because you're not doctor. you're mr. fauci in my few minutes. no, i don't need your answers. i want to talk about this right here. >> isn't she lovely? so sweet. that document she held up, a cracker barrel menu. and then she continued this nonsense in the hall. >> he's guilty of mass murder. i mean, fauci is an absolute monster. he should have his medical license revoked, and he should be charged and tried for crimes against humanity. >> by who, the gazpacho police? people voted for this woman. thousands of people voted for this ham in a can come to life. and poor doctor 235u67 had to sto sit there and listen to this. >> i've been very, very clear and said multiple times i don't

think the concept of there being a lab leak is inherently a conspiracy theory. what is a conspiracy is the kind of distortions of that particular subject, like it was a lab leak, and i was pair sracd into the cia like jason bourne. >> jimmy: if you're going to start quoting matt damon movies, i'm out. you're on your own. [ applause ] you know, this weekend, as you probably know marked the start of pride month. every june, folks around the country celebrate pride month by hanging rainbow-colored flags, going to events, marching in parades. lots of parades. the pride parade, it's a good reminder that other parades consider themselves to be straight parades, because this in west hollywood we have a big pride parade. i think it's the biggest one. every crossfit instructor in the world shows up wearing suspenders and a speedo. it got me wondering how many of

the folks walking around outside our studio have real relationships with gay people, which led us to tonight's pedestrian question. do you have a gay friend? okay. so we're going to meet somebody on the street based solely on the introduction. we're going guess if they have a gay friend, together. all right? let's begin. >> what is your name and where are you from? >> rachel webb from indiana. >> do you have a gay friend? >> okay, does rachel from indiana have a gay friend? >> no. >> everyone says no. >> sure. >> what's their name? you don't know your gay friend's name? >> no. >> jimmy: strike one. who's next? >> my name is hernando. >> do you have a gay friend? >> jimmy: does orlando from phoenix, or phoenix from orlando, either one, have a gay friend? >> yes. >> jimmy: most everyone says yes. >> lots of gay friends. >> jimmy: what are their names?

>> i don't want to disclose their information. >> jimmy: why let a little thing like names get in the way of a friendship? >> do you have any straight friends? >> yeah, have i plenty of those too? >> what are their names? some of their names. >> robert g. tony r. i think tony r. is a little -- [ applause ] >> jimmy: tony r. we all have that feeling about tony r. who do we have next? >> alejandro navarro, and i'm from norwalk, california. >> do you have any gay friends? >> yes! >> jimmy: yes, all right. okay. >> no, i don't. >> how about straight friends? >> yes, i do. >> jimmy: droids don't count. i'm so sorry. i have a friend naked luke. i have a friend named leia. who is our next?

>> bud dan from ukraine. >> i'm yuri, from ukraine as well. >> do you guys have a gay friend? >> jimmy: do these ukrainians have gay friends? everyone says yes. >> we are actually gay friends. >> we are friends. so we do. . >> we are best gay friends for each other. >> can you do an impression of your straight friends? >> bro, none of that gay [ bleep ], bro. >> do you lift? >> don't touch me, bro. >> jimmy: bro's got some weird straight friends. >> i'm from canada, from maple ridge. probably never heard of it. vancouver, canada, british columbia. >> do you have a gay friend? >> jimmy: okay. does our friend kevin from somewhere in canada wearing a halloween shirt in june have a gay friend? >> yes. >> no. >> jimmy: all right. >> i don't know if he is gay, but he wears very colorful

clothing and he is hii! so. i knew you were it. i say flamboyant. happy pride month, gavin, if you're flamboyant gay or not. see you, jimmy. >> jimmy: happy pride month, gavin. we have a great show tonight. i'll be right back with rob reiner and albert brooks. abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by homes.com.

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gaby moreno from the don julio stage. [ cheering ] . this week, we have a very strong lineup. new shows with larry david, magic johnson, cyndi lauper, jo koy, abby elliot. vice president kamala harris will be here tomorrow night, and we will hear music from doechii with jt and feist. so please join us for every second of that. our first guests tonight are comedy legends. their parents were comedy legends. it is likely that their children, grandchildren and pets will be comedy legends too. their documentary already las vegas story is called "albert brooks: defending my life." it is streaming now on max. please welcome albert brooks and rob reiner. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: well, first of all, it is a great honor to have you both here. i believe that, yes. >> you know, my grandchildren will be successful. >> jimmy: they will. >> thank you for telling me. >> jimmy: they got it in them. i just know it. you guys, i really felt like i knew a lot about both of you, really, because i'd been a fan for a very long time. but i learned a lot from the documentary. i think a lot of people learned a lot from the documentary. i knew you guys were friends since you were kids, really. >> since high school, yeah. >> jimmy: i didn't know you were friends immediately, that you were attracted to each other right off the bat. >> well, attracted. you don't want to use the word attracted. >> jimmy: it's pride month, rob. it is pride month. >> that's right. that's right. >> jimmy: may i remind you. >> we bonded. we did bond. >> jimmy: you bonded. you had that thing that people have every once in a while. >> yeah. well, i made a fool of myself, because i met him in the first day of drama class in high school. and it was a big class, and we

were all supposed to introduce ourselves. and i was in the front. and i at that time i was -- my given name was albert einstein. so. >> and we talk about that in the documentary. >> i didn't like saying that whole name. so i would use al. i never liked al, but that's how i had to go by. so i stood up, i'm al einstein. 40 other people introduce themselves. and in the back, i heard him say, rob, i never heard a last name, i'm from new york. and i went up to him afterwards and why this happened, how this happened, two weeks earlier, i had seen his father, carl reiner at the museum of television. and i was like bragging about it. and i said to this guy, you're from new york, huh? yeah you don't know a lot about hollywood? i know carl reiner. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: did he tell you right away? >> and i said yeah, i know him too. he's my father. >> jimmy: this is -- i mean, really, i have to say, besides learning about your relationship, whatever, i love that, rob, you directed this film, because it really is such a love letter to your friend you. guys have been friends for such a long time. >> yeah. >> jimmy: in fact, in a way, i feel like albert should do one about you now. >> it's about time, don't you think? >> jimmy: i really do. >> listen, i love albert. we hit it off, like you said, right away. and i have always thought of albert as he is a genius. he is an absolute league by himself. he is the only guy at age 16 who could make my father and seasoned professionals laugh, uncontrollably. and he was like a prodigy. he was comedy prodigy. and for years, i wanted to do this. i don't know if you remember there was a movie called "my dinner with andre". >> jimmy: yes.

>> and it came out, and i said to albert, come on, you and i, we'll do my lunch with albert, and i'll sit with you, and we'll talk for a couple of days and he never wanted to do it. but then i think we hit on the way of doing it, which is the our conversation, our friendship is the centerpiece. we sit in a restaurant. and then we talk about albert's life and his career. and it plays like a movie. it doesn't play like a documentary. a central character. >> the truth was, is that in the last ten years, the only people that say hello to me think i'm a fish. and i said to rob, help me! i had a life, help me. >> and i wanted people to know, even people who knew albert, they didn't know all of his life. i wanted them to experience what i have experienced since i'm 16 years old. i mean, i'll give you an example. if you spent any time with

albert, you will -- you will be exposed to the most brilliant kind of comedic mind that you can imagine. one time i remember we were lost in the hills above malibu, and up in the hills. >> jimmy: how old are you at this time? >> we're 17, maybe 16, 17. and we can't figure out how to get back down to the pch. and so there's a cow grazing in a meadow by himself. and albert pulls the car up to the cow and goes, and the cow is eating like this. he says excuse me, sir, sir. >> and the cow looks up. >> yeah, could you tell us how to get back to the pch? >> and the cow goes like that and eats, and he says thank you, and he drives off. [ applause ] i said albert, you took directions from a cow. he says yeah, but he lives around here. he knows the area. [ laughter ]

>> now, this is something rob does not know. i've never told you this. i went back two weeks later by myself. same cow. i asked for different directions. i said how do i get to ventura boulevard. the cow went the other way. it went like this. i followed it. it was to the barn. [ laughter ] i'm not going to say any more, but i've never had milk since that day. >> jimmy: and albert brooks and rob reiner are here. their documentary is called "albert brooks: defending my life." we'll be right back.

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[ laughter ] >> jimmy: albert brooks and rob reiner. "albert brooks: defending my life," the documentary. >> jimmy, i want to do something. >> jimmy: okay. >> it's totally unplanned. your reaction will say that. >> jimmy: okay. >> okay. >> i got a -- there is a guy i keep seeing on tiktok. no, he goes into crowds. he doesn't know anybody. he picks somebody. he asks them a question that he could never know, like what was the name of your first kiss. and he gets it. and i'm watching this guy. and i'm saying i have that ability. >> jimmy: really? >> and when i walked out here, i got this vibe from you. >> jimmy: oh. >> you don't know that i'm doing this, right? >> jimmy: i had honestly, no idea. yeah. >> here's what i want you to do. >> jimmy: okay. >> you went to what, i'm assuming grammer school, high school and college? >> a little bit of college, yeah, yeah. but yes, the others. >> jimmy: take all of those

years of school. >> >> jimmy: okay. >> pick the name, the first name is fine of your favorite teach jeer okay. i know it already, yes. >> now, hold your hand up. >> jimmy: okay. >> say the name quietly in your head out loud. don't say it to me. say it out loud. >> jimmy: out loud? >> no, no. i got it. >> jimmy: okay. >> i'm going whisper it to rob. >> jimmy: okay. >> ruth. >> jimmy, what was the name of your teacher? >> jimmy: gary. >> rob? what name did i say? >> ruth. [ applause ]

>> why did you say ruth? >> that's that's what you whispered in my ear. >> what was the bit? >> i was supposed to say whatever he said? well, because you said ruth, and i thought maybe [ bleep ] -- [ applause ] >> jimmy, jimmy. >> jimmy: yeah? >> i get a psychic vibe from you, but he's an idiot. [ laughter ] let me come back another night with another partner. [ laughter ] ruth. >> jimmy: you guys, you know, i've been thinking about you a lot this weekend. and i was thinking about what projects you've done together. and this one is a great one for sure. you haven't done that many projects together. why not? best friends. >> well, you know, it's weird how things, you know, come together and don't. i mean, i did a little bit in albert's movie "the muse".

>> right. >> i asked him to be in "when harry met sally" and he turned me down. >> jimmy: why did you turn him down? >> because i was in the middle of writing "lost in america". >> jimmy: oh, that's one of my favorites. that's a great one. >> you make choices. but, you know, one of the reasons maybe we stayed friends is we haven't worked together. [ laughter ] and i think the ruth bit proves it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> the ruth bit. the ruth bit. >> jimmy: rob, you were talking about your dad, carl reiner, who i was very fortunate to have on the show and who is just the greatest, was just the greatest, and how funny, you tell albert that he was the funniest person he knew and you tell others the same story. how did that make you feel? >> it made me feel great. it made me feel great, it did. first of all, he said it on the johnny carson show. johnny carson asked my dad who is the funniest person.

he said a 16-year-old high school kid named albert brooks. >> albert einstein actually. >> yes. he wasn't brooks at the time. >> yeah. >> it's odd that my dad's best friend is mel brooks and my best friend was albert brooks. two reiners. neither brooks is real brooks. mel brooks who is bernstein and albert who is einstein. mel kaminsky. excuse me. jim brooks is jim bernstein. >> all right already! >> jimmy: the babbling brooks. >> it made me feel good because he loved albert. and -- >> i lost my father when i was 11. and i met rob when i was 14. and you hear this, but it was literally true. carl was a second father to me. and it was a great second father because i didn't -- he didn't have any of the genetic issues. i could leave at 5:00, you know. and by the way, maybe this isn't the right time, but i never

asked you this. i've always, you know, you're family always said like he was a second father. was anything left to me? [ laughter ] >> you know, albert, i'm sorry, but no. >> not that car? >> no, no. >> the car. >> you got enough from him. >> okay. >> jimmy: no heart what they say, these men love each other very dearly and deeply. you can see it all in the documentary, "albert brooks: defending my life." >> and by the way, you can't find anything on max because there is a billion. so you got to search. go to alb, it will come up. >> jimmy: a-l-b. on max. albert brooks, rob reiner. we'll be back with ms. pat. ♪ you must be isaac. ll rings ] come on in. [ sighs ] here's my pride and joy. [ romantic music plays ] ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: we're back. music from gaby moreno is on the way. in the 21-year history of this show, i've only interviewed two people who've had their nipples shot off. they are our next guest, and sir anthony hopkins. season four of "the ms. pat show" is on bet plus now. please welcome ms. pat. [ cheering and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: very good to see you. how is life? >> oh, it's great. i just tested positive for menopause. [ cheering ] >> jimmy: congratulations. >> you have women's in your audience. >> jimmy: it is really true? can you test positive for menopause? >> some women take a pee test. i took a blood test. but they told me i need testosterone. >> jimmy: they did? >> i'm scared because i wake up with a deep voice. and my husband always says clear your throat. baby, you want sum? huh-uh, clear your throat! >> jimmy: really? [ laughter ] >> it's obvious his wife is not in menopause. >> jimmy: no, not yet. is that a true thing? >> i'm worried about the

testosterone because they want me to take pellets in the butt because they wanted to put all my fat on my arm. nobody mess with my bat wings. >> jimmy: who is wanting to do this to you? >> my gynecologist. but i'm going take pellets next week in the butt. >> jimmy: you're going to take pellets in the butt? >> yes. >> jimmy: what kind of pellets? >> i don't know. but it's been a long time since i've been hit in the back. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you added to this list, if there is anything i'm missing. you have your show, your sitcom. you have a courtroom show. >> i am. >> jimmy: you rule on cases. you do stand-up. you're on a stand-up comedy tour you. do a podcast. >> yes. >> jimmy: how do you have any time for menopause? >> you're going have to ask eve that question. >> jimmy: the ms. pat show is a real kind of old-fashioned

classic sitcom in front of a live studio audience, right? >> yes. >> jimmy: and you love doing that? >> i love doing it. and we get to curse. we get to talk about real topic. and i get to call my kids everything that you want to call your kids, but you can't because you're christians. >> jimmy: how many of you -- i know your kids work on your show. how many of your kids work on the show? >> oh, all my kids work for me, because i'm not going to give them my money. what is it called? nepotism when you bring your family in. >> jimmy:ing? like that. >> we have children at b.e.t. plus. my daughter do makeup. my son work in construction. the other son just sleep on the job. and my daughter writes, a daughter that writes. >> jimmy: she writes the show? >> she writes on the show. she has a college degree. >> jimmy: does she like she'll take a whole episode and come up with the story or something from your real life or what? >> everything is from my real life. 98% of that show. so this season her and another

girl named safia wrote a slave episode. >> jimmy: what? that's from your real life? >> oh, the white people are slaves. >> jimmy: oh, the white people are slaves. you know how hard it was to cast? nobody wanted to be a slave. >> jimmy: really. [ applause ] so you put out a breakdown. you said we're looking for some slaves. whites only. >> whites only. [ laughter ] the casting director was like it is so hard to cast white people as slaves. [ laughter ] and i did what a good mast worry do, get back out there and get me some white slaves! >> jimmy: and did you get your white slaves? >> when i tell you, sung them negro hymns, woo! thank you, thank you. they sung them black songs and shucked that corn. you show have came over there. you probably got somebody pregnant. >> jimmy: sounds like your

daughter is as funny as you are it sounds like to me. >> my daughter is super black. i'm okay black. i'm democrat, but if you blink, i might vote republican. not this year. >> jimmy: i see. i'll try to keep -- >> my daughter will march. i ain't going to march. i'm tired. >> jimmy: did you ever -- i know your mother has passed away. did you ever work with your mother? >> yeah, my mama had a hustle every sunday. she would go to the different churches and get us baptized. when you get us baptized. that would write us a check for food and stuff. >> jimmy: she would? >> one time we showed up already wet. [ laughter ] because she would make us hit two and three churches. but that was in the black community. like new jerusalem baptist church, mount zion. we hit all the churches. my mom would cash that check at the liquor store and go get her some alcohol, so weed and some church's chicken.

>> jimmy: just what jesus would have wanted. >> yes. baby, when she discovered white churches, y'all some nice ass people. my mama would go. they had the pantry downstairs. black people say you can only get one sugar. get all the sugar you need. and there was five us. we come out with sugar and flour in our drawers and around our necks. we just took advantage of the white people. they was wonderful. i like the white church because y'all hey, y'all just want to baptize. oh, jesus, jesus, jesus. you dip us one time and let us up. [ applause ] black churches trying to give your ass a bath. come up with jheri curl, dried up, swallowed up. >> jimmy: oh my goodness. well, the lord hath smiled upon you, i guess. >> you know, the lord is so good. and my mom is dead.

no, everybody got to die. she watching over me. baby girl done made it. i don't have to have no weed, no chicken. she is in heaven where everything is free, oh, hell, where everything is cooking. >> jimmy: ms. pat, everybody season 4 on bet +. her stand-up tour, the dates are all at thank you so much. we'll be back with gaby moreno. the "jimmy kimmel live!" concert centers is presented by don julio's summer of mexicana.

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♪ so tired of this flowing never knowing where we're going ♪ ♪ where we're bound so scared of time passing ♪ ♪ nothing lasting long enough to hold it down ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground ♪ still believe in good intentions but you took this heart and turned it ♪ ♪ upside down ♪ ♪ looking for

solid ground looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ got me running running, running going nowhere ♪ ♪ i keep holding holding, holding it's so unfair ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ so tired of getting nothing

giving all that i can ♪ ♪ hoping something comes around ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground oh, looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ got me running running, running going nowhere ♪ ♪ i keep holding holding, holding it's so unfair ♪ ♪ looking for solid ground looking for solid ground ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪

♪ solid ground oh looking for ooh ♪ [ cheering and applause ] this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, the younger faces of cancer. the shocking rise in the rates of diagnoses. >> i'm 23. this is not supposed to happen to me. >> celebrities like olivia munn and princess kate making headlines with their stories. young people finding support through social