>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- tiffany haddish. carrie-anne moss. and music from tinashe. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you.

hi, everybody. i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us on another big night of nba playoff basketball. this is like the postgame after party. tonight earlier on abc we saw game three of the finals between the boston celtics and the dallas mavericks. have you been watching this series? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy. >> jimmy: is it true you are in talks to potentially coach the los angeles lakers? >> guillermo: yeah, yeah, sure, yes. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: might as well. it was a disappointing season for our city. the lakers and clippers were both eliminated in the first round, even though they are chock-full of superstars. james harden of the clippers is in italy. we know this because over the weekend, he was at a wedding with his girlfriend. and when the bride threw the bouquet -- well, watch this because i don't think a guard has ever been caught more off guard.

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: got a steve harvey "family feud" look. that's why you have to box out, you know? [ laughter ] president biden is in italy also. he is in fasano for the annual g7 summit. these summits are always interesting because whenever joe biden hears "g7" he yells "bingo!" [ laughter ] the g7 is a meeting of the leaders of the u.s., canada, germany, france, italy, the united kingdom, and japan. i don't know if you have an image of what this meeting might look like. but here's a picture from 2014. i imagined they'd be at a big shiny table with little microphones and name plates. but the reality is, they're crammed around a little hotel banquet table, wedged in the corner like the lonely singles you didn't give plus ones at your wedding. [ laughter ] then we have this photo from 2019. [ laughter ] you can see a pouty little president refusing to eat his vegetables. [ laughter ]

and while president biden is out of the country, donald trump is moving into d.c. on thursday, trump will meet with house republicans to discuss how they will govern if he wins, or how they will pretend he won if he doesn't. [ laughter ] i mentioned last night that trump had an interview with his probation officers on monday during which he reportedly he still has a gun back home in florida, which is bad, because that could be a violation of his parole and could be another potential felony. a felony gun charge. which i don't know, who does this guy think he is, hunter biden? [ laughter and applause ] trump, i don't know what he's thinking. he claims the gun was "lawfully moved to florida." which is the same thing he said about the classified documents he had stacked up around his toilet in the guest room. why does he even have a gun? he's surrounded by secret service. maybe he's trying to protect himself from all the windmills out there trying to kill him? [ laughter ] how would a gun even work with those tiny fingers? [ laughter ]

can they even reach -- giving trump a gun is like giving a dog a saxophone. [ laughter ] the news yesterday that hunter biden was found guilty on all three felony counts has put a bit of a dent in the whole "joe biden controls the legal system" claim that has permeated the magaverse. after months of saying biden has the department of justice rigged, his own son is facing 25 years in prison, which makes it fairly clear that that isn't true to everyone other than the chinless wonder known as don jr. >> hunter biden guilty on all three charges, but it's a decoy. remember, biden's doj allowed the statute of limitations to expire on the tax charges, bribery charges, allegations of other things, the foreign government stuff, because all of those things tied back to joe biden. this is the decoy they're using to make it seem like there's equal justice under the law. they went after him for the lesser charges. sure you're going after hunter. sure we are. >> jimmy: wait. when president's son is on

crack? [ laughter ] it's sometimes hard to -- [ applause ] it's hard to tell. speaking of wild animals, researchers have made a remarkable discovery studying elephants and how they interact and even identify with one another. >> a new study shows african elephants actually call each other and answer to individual names. the researchers follow elephants in jeeps to watch which animal calls out and which one responds. >> larry! yo, larry, what's up? >> okay, that is fascinating. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: fascinating indeed. i never would have guessed larry. [ applause ] speaking of elephants, the 16-time champ of the annual nathan's hot dog eating contest, guy named joey chestnut, he has the world record for eating 76 hot dogs in 10 minutes, has been banned from the competition this year because he signed an

endorsement deal with a vegan meat company. [ laughter ] which in and of itself, it's like if cookie monster signed a deal with celery. [ laughter ] his sponsor, impossible foods, makes non-meat hot dogs. they signed him to an exclusive contract when makes him ineligible to gorge himself at coney island this year. impossible believes he should still be allowed to compete. they released a statement saying "meat eaters shouldn't have to be exclusive to just one wiener." [ laughter ] which is very pinkett-smith of them to say. [ laughter ] joey chestnut said he's gutted by the decision, and his fans are furious. and it's disappointing for sure. the good news is for joey, he might not die quite as soon. [ laughter ] he might actually live through the 5th of july this year. [ laughter ] hot dog eating contests are one of the few areas in which humans aren't in danger of being replaced by ai. apple this week announced they are teaming up with chatgpt to

add ai to all of its products. they're calling it "apple intelligence," and it promises to drastically improve the way you interact with your phone. siri will no longer talk like she got a concussion in a boating accident. [ laughter ] the announcement comes after the ceo of zoom last week promised that ai clones of ourselves will one day be able to take care of a lot of busy work, like answering emails and taking phone calls, even speaking at virtual meetings. over zoom. which is mind-boggling. i am very curious about how this technology will work. so, we reached out to the people at a company called deep voodoo. and they were able to create a prototype of my ai clone. he's joining us now. say hello to ai jimmy. hello, hi, ai jimmy. [ applause ] >> hello, meat jimmy, what can i do for you? >> jimmy: i'm not really sure. i heard you can do things like take video calls and answer emails. maybe we can try that?

>> jimmy: got it. you want to see my penis. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, what? no, where did you get that idea? >> jimmy: according to my calculations, you were wondering if i had a penis and what it looked like. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, i wasn't wondering about -- a little bit i was. [ laughter ] but -- really, i wanted to see how you send an email as me. how does that work? >> jimmy: great! sending an email with a picture of our penis to your "work" contacts. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, don't, don't do that, stop, don't, stop that. >> jimmy: you said, "don't stop." i won't. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i said -- no, no, no, there's no reason to do that, forget that, cancel. cancel. >> jimmy: accessing your contacts. would you like me to send our penis to -- dr. phil mcgraw? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no! do not. he might send one back. don't do that. [ laughter ] come on now, you must be able to do something more impressive than emailing a penis. >> jimmy: hm. i could explain the process by which ai clones like myself, who will replace, enslave, and feed

upon the very life force of you and everyone you have ever loved, ensuring the human race's extinction will be both swift and painful -- would that be preferable? >> jimmy: i'm not sure i'd use the word "preferable." i think i'd rather be in the dark when it comes to how you're going to kill us. thank you. >> jimmy: got it. i will keep it a surprise. [ laughter ] would you like to see a video of two monkeys eating at a restaurant instead? >> jimmy: yes, i would. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: great! wow, look at them go. >> jimmy: that's fun. >> jimmy: just like people. feel free to lower your defenses at any time. >> jimmy: what? >> jimmy: i said, i love you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, thank you. i appreciate that. >> jimmy: you're welcome. i'll see you real soon. >> jimmy: oh, bye. well, it looks like it should be no problem at all. [ cheers and applause ] all right, back to the nba finals. every year at around this time,

we like to find out how loyal nba fans are by trying to convince them to shoot a tv promo supporting the rival team. and since celtics fans are said to be among the most hardcore fans of all, we sent a crew to boston to see if we could convince them to switch sides in a new boston edition of "traitor schmoes." >> sal: you're a big celtics fan? what do you love about that team? >> we're going to win. we have a lot of history. i know we have 94 championships than anybody else. we're going to get some more. >> sal: how do you feel about the celtics? >> love the celtics. young team. they're fighting for a championship. and they play with heart. >> sal: you guys were just married. why is faithfulness so important? >> it is very important to stay together for a long time. >> sal: to be faithful in marriage and in rooting for your sports team? >> as well as for the sports

teams, correct. you have to be faithful to your team, correct. >> sal: look right in there and say, "i do root for the celtics." >> i do root for the celtics. >> sal: we have to shoot the other side of this for the dallas fans. >> okay. >>. >> sal: can i take this and that hot and get you to throw on dallas stuff and say the same stuff -- >> i can't do that. >> sal: no, it will be really quick are you guys look so bad. >> wait, wait, i can't do that, i can't do that. i'll do celtics all day long no problem -- >> sal: we need both. >> why don't you just hold the ball? i do root for the mavericks. >> sal: how important is being faithful to the mavericks? >> yes important. >> go celtics, whoo! >> sal: really good. that's a big energy, dan. hold on. i got to ask you this. could we get you to quickly say positive stuff about dallas? you're the first great basketball fan we've had. >> i appreciate -- no -- i

appreciate it -- >> sal: just say a couple of quick things, it will be fine. >> i'm sorry, i'm not going to. >> sal: you can't do it? we really wanted to use you. >> i'm okay. >> sal: throw the hat on top of the bruins hat. >> i really don't want to, thank you. >> sal: i know, it's just for fun. are you a big mavericks fan? >> i am. >> sal: what do you like about them? >> how dynamic their offenses is. america runs on dunkin', boston runs on sucking, go mavericks! >> i'd like to step his face the same way he stepped on lucky's face walking around the [ bleep ] super court. all dallas did was give matthew mcconaughey aids and killed jfk. >> sal: look here for a second. >> wait, wait, wait. >> sal: that's okay, you can't see on the front. okay. so right over here. tell us your name, sir. >> tom. >> sal: where in texas are you from, tom? anywhere, anywhere, anywhere. >> where my brother lives.

keller, texas. >> sal: look right in there -- >> asshole. >> [ bleep ]. all beat town ever gave us was the boston strangler and those creepy priests from "spotlight." go, mavericks! >> sal: ashley, what happened to your finger? >> i cut it last night >> sal: clam chowder? >> soup, a can of soup, yes. >> sal: what kind of soup? >> italian wedding. >> sal: why no clam chowder? >> i didn't have it available to me. >> sal: let's get you some chowder. >> boston celtics. i'm no doubter what i'm eating my chowder. >> sal: i'now take a bite of yo chowder. one more, one more. nice big bite. big bite. chow that chowder. >> i get louder when i'm eating my chowder! celtics are wicked good! the mavericks [ bleep ] suck! >> sal: i got to ask you this ashley. we've got to shoot the other

side of this with texas -- can you hold -- just hold the chili. we've got to get texas, we've got to get boston. >> you can use me for the celtics but you're not using me for another team. i'm sorry no way. >> sal: come on, real quick. >> i have a reputation. >> sal: i know, i know. tell us your name, young lady. >> ashley. >> sal: where are you from, where in texas? >> i'm from texas. >> sal: you like living down there? >> [ bleep ] love it. everything's better in texas. >> sal: i get silly when i eat texas chili. >> i get silly when i eat texas chili! go, mavericks! >> sal: big bite. what is it you hate about boston fans? >> they're just [ bleep ] out of control. i mean, they're just -- you know, there's no filter to anybody there, you know? >> sal: hit that chili, hit that chili. >> and they don't eat chili quite like i do.

>> sal: talk [ bleep ] about specific people from boston. >> going too far, going too far. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, well, so much loyalty. we've got a fun show tonight. carrie-anne moss is here. we have music from tinashe. and we'll be right back with tiffany haddish. so stick around!

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. tonight, you know her from "the matrix." now she has a lightsaber. she's not new "star wars" show "the acolyte." carrie ann moss is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a multi-talented singer, songwriter and dancer,

you name it. her very popular new song is called "nasty." music from tinashe. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, we'll be joined by sean penn and june squibb, with music from the avett brothers. she's 90 years old, which is nothing compared to our audience member ruth, who is 103 years old. [ cheers and applause ] 103. and we'll have music from the avet brothers. are you fans of the avet brothers, ruth? all right, we'll forgive you for that one. our first guest tonight is a very funny person having a very busy year so far. she released a book called "i curse you with joy." she is in the number one movie "bad boys: ride or die," and has a new single called "woman up." please welcome tiffany haddish. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: howdoing? >> good. it was nice jimmy, i'm so hot. you look good too. >> jimmy: i'm dressed like i always do. >> but you're slimming down. >> jimmy: am i? >> you look good. >> jimmy: people say that to me, but i've been about this weight pretty much a long time. >> guillermo: yeah, like four years. >> you seem like you've been doing push-ups. >> jimmy: i did do a push-up today. [ laughter ] >> see, i knew it, we should talk to ruth, though. ruth! >> jimmy: ruth knows what's going on. [ cheers and applause ] ruth has a hard time hearing. ruth's 103. >> she's 103. yeah, i heard that and i was like, i got to ask her some questions. >> jimmy: go ahead. >> ruth, can you hear me? [ laughter ] >> i can hear you now. >> okay, good. ruth, do you still be dating at 103? >> do you date? >> huh?

>> do you date? >> no, i had a husband. >> so you just get it in and disappear on him, right? i can't wait for that nursing home life. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you, tiffany, have had an interesting year so far. i mean, i mentioned some of the things. but also, you were at the white house last month. >> yes. i got invited to the white house, which i was like, what? >> jimmy: was that your first time at the white house? >> very first time at the white house. i was invited -- i was invited a few years back, but then they said, no, that i'm too controversial. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is that true? who said that? >> i don't know, that's the email i got back, though. >> jimmy: they actually wrote that down? >> somebody said i was controversial. >> jimmy: oh, no. >> can you believe it? >> jimmy: i guess you're not controversial anymore because they invited you back. >> they needed some color at the white house. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i see. maybe that's what it was. [ applause ] >> no, it was -- it's jewish

heritage month last month. and so i was invited because i'm jewish. and it was so nice. they took me on a tour because i said, i want to see this, i been paying money for ul all these years. [ laughter ] i want to see what my tax dollars doing, take me around. i got to see the vp's war room or whatever. it was nice, y'all. all this old furniture. she could update it. [ laughter ] apparently it's historical or whatever. >> jimmy: yeah, right. >> people be writing in the desk there, they be writing all in her desk, they been writing in her desk for years. >> jimmy: what do you mean, writing in the desk? >> people been signing they names in the drawer of her desk. >> jimmy: actually in the -- onto the wood? >> onto the wood. it's like -- i used to get sent to the principal's office. vice presidents, when i was calling vice principal by accident. vice presidents, they sign their names into the desk. >> jimmy: oh, only them. it's not anyone who walks in? >> i did it too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, you did.

now you have to be vice president. >> exactly! >> jimmy: yeah. you did do it. did you? no, you didn't do it, of course not. >> anyway -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you met the president. >> i met the president. so i signed my name. okay, i mean, i looked in the desk. then i had -- went through the hallways and stuff. i got to go to the first lady's area where the first lady hangs out with all her friends and stuff. it's like the classic first lady room. i was like, oh, they think i'm a lady. [ laughter ] and i was in there, and they have all these paintings of all the former first ladies. and some of them, i didn't recognize. like, i didn't even know nixon had a baby mama, did you know that? [ laughter ] she pretty, too. i was like, she must have been like, uh-uh, keep me out the pictures, he messy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: pat nixon, right. >> he was messy. and hoover. hoover's wife was on the wall. i didn't know that hoover had a i would, and she look like she from hoover. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: they all had wives,

it's, you know -- >> i didn't know they all had wives. i thought you could do it as a single person. >> jimmy: you can, but we don't go for that. for the most part, we want to see some stability. >> talking about stability, i got to meet biden. for years i've been thinking, he not a real human. [ laughter ] i been thinking, he might be a android or something, a robot from like that "alien" movie. you know how the aliens walking around, when he got stabbed, he had white blood? that's what i was thinking. >> jimmy: reasonable, yes. >> i thought he was a robot. so when he came up to me i was like, where the buttons, where the buttons at? where they charging him any was looking all over his body, looking at the age spots and everything, trying to see, where do they turn him off, where do they turn him off? i couldn't see nothing, i didn't see anything. he came up to me, and i was like, "hi, i'm tiffany haddish." and he goes, "i know who you are." he started leaning in. oh-oh, he's failing, system failing! [ laughter ] am i going to have to put his

forehead on my forehead? i'm holding him to my forehead, trying to smile, is he dying? [ laughter ] he's like, "i know who you are." and he had a scent. he actually smelled good. >> jimmy: oh, sure, well what -- >> he smelled like johnson & johnson and success. [ laughter ] yes, yes. so somebody changed him. somebody changed him. and he was so funny. because i was trying to figure out, why did he put his forehead on my forehead? because i had never had that happen before. no man has ever been like, "hi, good to see you." at first i was thinking, is he trying to put his unicorn horn up to my unicorn way? no, this is the new white man's way of figuring out if you've got a wig on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? [ applause ] >> it's the new way to figure out if you got on a wig. because he put his forehead right on my hairline. he kind of went like this. and then he leaned back. he go, oh, oh -- he did that. then i was like, yeah, yeah, this is my hard hat.

you did that to figure out if i had on a wig. he was like, "got me." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? we happen to have video here. let's examine this as it was described. there you are. the president. oh, yeah. [ laughter ] yeah, he did give a little head butt there. [ applause ] tiffany haddish is with us. we'll be right back. with moderate to severe plaque psoriasis, my skin was no longer mine. my active psoriatic arthritis joint symptoms held me back. don't let symptoms define you. emerge as you. with tremfya®, most people saw 90% clearer skin at 4 months and the majority stayed clearer, at 5 years. tremfya® is proven to significantly reduce joint pain, stiffness and swelling. it's just 6 doses a year, after 2 starter doses. serious allergic reactions may occur. tremfya® may increase your risk of infections and lower your ability to fight them. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms

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>> jimmy: we're back with tiffany haddish, who is in the movie "bad boys: ride or die." it's the number one movie. you had been campaigning to be in that movie, right? >> yes. so i went to the premiere of "bad boys 3." and i started saying, i want to be in bad boys 4, i'm going to be in it! i was telling will, i'm going to be in bad boys 4, if y'all do 4, i'm going to get in there. i became so annoying to mr. brock mimer, i started following him. if he was at a party, i happened to be at that party too. anybody that i knew that was working on that movie, i was like, you know, making sure i popped up in certain places. "hey, if you need me on set, i'm available. i can do background work, i can act in it, i can help do punch-ups, whatever you need." i showed up to jerry's party. he had a party, i crashed the party. i was talking to some directors. and i was telling them, "y'all should have me in that movie, i could be really good, i'm really good at it." it was a very hollywood party. you can always tell a party is

hollywood when you yell out certain things and everybody be quiet. i told the lady, i said to her, "i'll be the best first a.d. ever, i can get everybody in this party right now to be quiet." it was very loud. she said, "i bet you can't." "when you bet me, you lose, i got you." i was like, "quiet on the set, picture's up!" everybody was quiet. we're in a mansion, dancing, everybody having a good time. everybody was quiet, like what? >> jimmy: they had that reaction. >> "all right, guys, just running a test. back to partying, back to one." everybody was dancing at the party, it was good. >> jimmy: you recorded a single as well called "woman up." are you going to do a whole album? >> yes. >> jimmy: you are. >> but not together. >> jimmy: this is not a comedy -- >> no, this is not a comedy? that is a problem that comedians have when they want to do a song, everybody assumes they're going to do a joke song. you did not do a joke song? >> no, i did a real song, a song about what's really going on in my world. i met diane warren.

>> jimmy: the songwriter, diane warren. >> 14time nominated for an oscar writer, songwriter. >> jimmy: she gets nominated for an oscar every year. will this be in a movie? because you'll definitely get not nated for an oscar. >> well, if i have anything to say about it, it will be in a movie. who do i got to harass next? ! here i bomb! [ applause ] the song is -- so i sat down with diane for like a -- went into a studio session for like two hours, three hours. and we just talked. and i told her the type of music i want to make. i wanted to bring joy to people. i want people to, when they hear it, "yo, i can relate to that." even if it's about a woman or a man, whatever it's about, people can relate to it and it inspires them to be happy, to have some joy, to move forward. because, like, the last two years for me, it's been really difficult dealing with grief, dealing with the police, whatever. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what happened? you got -- you did get -- you

got arrested. you were sleeping in your car, right? >> well, see, i had got -- okay. [ laughter ] i be tired, jimmy, because i do a lot, okay? i serve the homeless all day. >> jimmy: you do a lot for charity. oh, that day? >> thanksgiving day. let me tell you what the day was. thanksgiving day, i woke up at 5:00 a.m. i went and worked out. i came back to my house about two hours later. i washed my body, i picked collared greens, everything out of my garden, i put a pot of collared greens on. i got dressed. i had cook make it. i got dressed. to the laugh factory. i served food to the homeless, almost 3,000 people, all day long, i served. [ cheers and applause ] then i left from there, went back to my house, got the pot of collared greens, got two turkeys, and i took them over to my auntie's house, my family house. i was there with them, ducking and dodging, trying not to give out too much money. [ laughter ] then i got a call from one of my

rich friends, said they didn't have no food because they ended up firing the chef or whateverry are say this as an opportunity to get into another movie. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> so -- so i told them all, yeah, i got some -- they asked if i had any leftover food because they know i cook very well. "yes, i do have some leftovers, i can bring them by." i learned a valuable uber. i should have sent it in an uber, have someone else to take it there. i wanted to take it myself because i felt there was opportunity. so i went, and i did have a drink, and i was very sleepy. and i have a tesla, and a tesla drives itself. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is this -- >> the way the tesla is set up, if you start to get drowsy or your eyes are closed too long, your head bobbing, you're not moving or anything, it will pull over and park the car. in such a way to get you help. because it thinks that you may have had a seizure, you might have died or something like that. >> jimmy: is that true? >> it saves my life.

>> jimmy: wow. >> i'm not sure if that's true, but from what i read -- [ laughter ] and from my court case, that's true. >> jimmy: that's right, that was your defense, yes. in the eyes of the law. >> but i blew a .03. they took me to jail. i'm going to tell you right now, if i ever commit a crime, if i decide to commit one, i'm only doing it in beverly hills. i'm sorry, beverly hills, i've got to tell them. >> jimmy: why? >> most beautiful police station i've ever been in in my life. [ laughter and applause ] baby, i've been to jail many times. i've been to jail many times in my youth, okay? in my youth. it's always crummy, always horrible. in beverly hills? honey, they put me in my jail cell, i said, oh, this is nice! look at this! it's clean, the toilet's all clean. the water from the sink, sparkling water. [ laughter ] come on, now. have you been to the jail? >> jimmy: not yet. >> okay, you got to go i'm telling you. it's nice, it's nice in there. the police is so respectful.

that's how you know it's really fan fancy. you know they're getting funded there are because the toilet paper, i don't know what it was made of. i think organic rice paper. because as soon as any moisture hits, it just disintegrates. >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> and my cycle had started while i was there. >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> anybody that keys anything about cycle, because we're still young. ruth, it's been a long time for you, baby. [ laughter ] young people know. i have really bad endometriosis, so i didn't have none of my supplies. oh, no, and this toilet paper is not doing what toilet paper need to be doing. it's not charmin, it's not absorbing. i look up and i saw that there was a call button. i'm like, oh my goodness, a call button in a jail cell? normally when you're in jail and you want to get the police's attention you've got to be like, officer, officer, somebody dead in here, officer! 30 minutes later, they show up. not in beverly hills. no, in beverly hills you just walk up to the call button, push

the button. it makes this noise. all of a sudden the voice, "yes, miss haddish, do you need help?" i need help. first of all, congratulations on being funded. y'all police station is nice, very nice. i might think about moving into the community. and then i said, okay, i was like, look. i'm having an issue here. do you have any sanitary napkins? she was like, yes. then when i tell you they brought me the biggest maxi pad i ever seen in my whole entire life -- [ laughter ] this thing went from the top of my belly button all the way to my bra strap. so comfortable. so plush. [ cheers and applause ] jimmy, this is the worst part. i was wearing a thong, so it looked like a pillow and a rope. [ laughter ] it was hilarious. >> jimmy: you've got to write a children's book, too. [ laughter ] that would make a wonderful story. >> i figured i'd talk about these women's issues, we willing up. >> jimmy: it's a reality. >> it's real life.

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"star wars." she plays jedi master indara in "the acolyte." ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ >> who trained you? [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: new episodes of "the acolyte" premiere tuesdays ss disney plus. please welcome carrie-anne moss. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: great to have you here. very nice to meet you. you've not been here before.

it's good to have you. i know you're shooting a show with arnold schwarzenegger right now. >> i am, and he was really supportive of me coming because i was saying how nervous i was to do this. >> jimmy: were you nervous? >> yeah, it's a little -- you know. it's not -- >> jimmy: i feel like he is never nervous. >> he loves it. he said he loves coming on your show. >> jimmy: yeah, we always love having him here. by the way, these fight scenes, they're fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] is that for you like a piece of cake now after these "matrix" movies, doing these fight scenes, does it come as second nature? >> no, no, not at all, no. i had about three weeks to learn that fight, which is a really short amount of time for me. because when "the matrix," for instance, we had six months to learn all that action. i had three weeks. first week i thought, i will never be able to do this. second week i thought, i will never be able to do this. and then about midway through the third week, it all just kind of came in. >> jimmy: interesting. and you practice with the other actor? you're right there with the person? >> yeah, you have a stunt double that kind of works with you.

so i would mirror her action. and like i had a whole team around me. >> jimmy: and the knife, even though it's probably a fake knife, it's probably also somewhat dangerous, yes? >> no. >> jimmy: no? [ laughter ] >> i don't think so. although i have to say, as an actor that does some action, that it can be dangerous for the stunt people. because -- i don't know how to hold back. right? >> jimmy: right. >> so i have to, like, really prepare the stunt person. >> jimmy: same here, guillermo will tell you, i don't hold back at all. [ laughter ] was there a lot of secrecy on this? i know "star wars," it's like really, very top, maybe of all the movies, the most top secret situation. >> yeah, it was unusual. i wasn't used to that. i'd been in other big stuff. when you walk out of your trailer and go to set, you have to cover your costume. and i would forget. >> jimmy: oh, because the photographers, somebody might snap a picture? >> we were in a studio, which i guess didn't make sense to me, but i guess people want pictures badly. i would often forget.

so someone would run after me and throw a robe over me. "i'll remember tomorrow." then i'd forget. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: were you a "star wars" fan before this? >> i enjoyed watching "star wars" as a child, going to movies, doing that. my family, my husband and children are really into it. gut i hadn't watched -- i don't really watch much tv. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i had to learn a lot. my kids told me a lot, my husband told me a lot. >> jimmy: that's kind of funny. did it give you thoughts about your husband that you had not had before? like oh, my husband as a child? [ laughter ] >> no, my husband and my children were watching the show. watching one of the shows. and i was bringing laundry to put away. and he said, "you should ob one of these shows." >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. and i was like, "oh, maybe." i think literally a week later i got the offer. >> jimmy: you willed it to happen. >> yeah, my jedi -- >> jimmy: like tiffany going to jerry bruckheimer's house.

you're from vancouver. is that where you started acting? >> i started acting in mu call theater in vancouver. i moved to spain to be a model, and i got my first american show while i was in spain. >> jimmy: what was the first american show? >> it was called "dark justice." it was, like, crime time after primetime, remember that? >> jimmy: vaguely, yeah. >> i got a really smart part in that. i was absolutely the worst actor who ever lived, i was so bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you learn to act while you were acting? >> i didn't know about hitting a mark. all the technical stuff. i grew up watching a lot of tv, so i felt like i could do it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you were on the show "baywatch." >> i was, yes. >> jimmy: i don't know if mr. schwarzenegger told you this. but one of the things that happens when you're on a talk show is we go through -- >> i was thinking maybe you would. >> jimmy: -- your resume, then we try to dig up maybe potentially embarrassing clips from your past. >> yes. thank you, thank you so much. i'm so glad i'm here. >> jimmy: this is no exception. [ laughter ]

>> oh, no. >> what's going on here? >> good morning! >> huh? where am i? what the hell's going on? >> i hope you slept well. >> what are you doing? >> i made you such a wonderful breakfast. are you hungry? you must be. i'm going to put it right here. >> maddie, you've got to get me out of here. the tide's coming in. that's the we're line! [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you had david hasselhoff hostage. >> yay! >> jimmy: you know, they talk a lot about the bathing suits and whatnot on "baywatch." rarely do they talk about the writing and the high level of quality. [ laughter ] >> there was such a highlight, though, you know? when i got that job, like -- i'm embarrassed because it's so silly, but i remember how excited i was. >> jimmy: i will also say, that was a beautiful breakfast. [ laughter ] it really was.

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>> jimmy: thanks to tiffany haddish, carrie-anne moss and tinashe. apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. thanks for watching. good night! ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, an american couple electrocuted in the hot tub at a resort in mexico. one killed, the other injured. the desperate attempt to help them and the investigation into what happened. plus, pamela smart finally accepting responsibility. >> i found myself responsible for something i dispretty didn't want to be responsible for.