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apatow, larry biel, all of us. we appreciate your time. jimmy kimmel is next in our coverage of willie mays life and legacy continues on abc seven news.com. lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live"! tonight -- norman reedus, hannah einbinder, and music from wallows. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel!
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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: well, hello. welcome, welcome. thank you. hi, everybody. thank you, i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for joining us here at our home in hollywood. and boy, you know what, thank you. because i feel like we needed that. it was a sad day for basketball fans in dallas for sure, but also for us here in los angeles as i'm sure you know. last night, the matt damon celtics -- pfft -- [ laughter ] became nba champions for the 18th time. before last night, the celtics were tied with the lakers for 17 nba champions. now, they sit alone in the top spot after beating up on the mavericks to win the series in five. [ one cheer ] >> jimmy: don't, don't, or you're right out of here. [ laughter ]
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i don't know if you watched after the game. the fans in boston were remarkably subdued. >> [ bleep ]. [ bleep ]. >> jimmy: they celebrated quietly. no big fuss. no shenanigans. just warm congratulations to all. their hometown heroes. sometimes a low-key celebration is the best celebration, you know? [ laughter ] and yes, there was some champagne being sipped. toasts were made. backs were patted. shirts were removed. but in the end, it was a celebration of moderation. [ laughter ] except for that guy. that guy's dead. [ laughter ] but he died with a smile on his face. it was 92 degrees in boston today. it is very hot for the middle of june. around 150 million americans are expected to experience temperatures above 90 degrees this week. thanks to what they call a "heat dome." i always thought a heat dome was that weird helmet thing my grandma sat under at the hair salon. [ laughter ] it'll be so hot in maine this week, the lobsters will be getting in pots just to cool down.
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[ rim shot ] [ laughter and applause ] it's so hot in new york, the rats are wearing crop tops. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] it's so hot in south dakota, kristi noem's dogs are shooting themselves. [ rim shot ] [ laughter ] one more. it's so hot, at mar-a-lago, donald trump asked melania to be even colder to him. [ rim shot ] [ laughter and applause ] there's a new trump tell-all out today from the co-editor-in-chief of "variety." [ laughter ] that was not a joke. [ laughter ] it's called "apprentice in wonderland." it details how the mad red hatter behaved behind the scenes on his reality show. there are some juicy mcnuggets in this. the book says trump told the head of nbc, ben silverman, that he was "glad a jew is running the network again." i guess that was a compliment. [ laughter ] he acted like a child on set. if they weren't ready to shoot his scenes when he showed up, he'd storm off set and wouldn't come back for hours. and maybe the most interesting
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detail, trump had an obsessive crush on "will & grace." [ laughter ] there they aren't together. she was not interested. it was more of a "won't and grace." trump claimed messing came up to him at an event and said, sir --" yeah, i'm sure she was calling him "sir." "i love you, thank god for you, you're saving the network, and you're saving my show." which means she probably said, "hi, i'm debra." and the reason we know this is because trump himself was interviewed for the book! can you imagine? he loves talking about himself so much, he made time to do an interview for a book about "the apprentice." i feel like you could get him to host "the apprentice" right now. [ laughter ] if you pitched him a reality show where he picks his running mate "apprentice-style" for the right amount of money, he would 100% do it. [ laughter ] the other trump-heavy book release of the day is a new memoir from dr. fauci, which is lar number one on amazon's list about books about communicable disease.
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[ laughter ] a good chunk of the book is focused on the pandemic and fauci's relationship with trump. that chapter is called "he loves me, he loves me not." according to dr. fauci, trump would go back and forth between praising him and attacking him. at one point, he dreamed at dr. fauci, telling him he cost the u.s. economy "one trillion f-ing dollars," then immediately offered him a jorunning one of his companies. [ laughter ] which is -- losing money is their specialty, you know? [ laughter ] this is an excerpt from the audiobook that gives you i think fun insight into fauci's relationship with our former president. >> one morning, i come into my office and there are 30 messages saying, "get to the white house." i go over, the president's excitable talking a mile a minute, showing me printed-out photos. i couldn't make them out. "what my looking at here?" he says, "buttholes." [ laughter ] he says he's been up all night
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doing research. he's all jazzed up about it. he says," what if we focused sunlight up the ass?" [ laughter ] i said, "have you been to sleep yet?" he says, "no. what if we had everybody swallow a lightbulb?" so i take a deep breath and try to explain that we're talking about a respiratory disease and the digestive system doesn't factor in. just then, eric bursts in. he's bawling his eyes out screaming," daddy, i got sunburn on my tushy." [ laughter ] i look over, this [ bleep ] kid's got no pants on. his backside looks like a teamed lobster. and i thought, this is going to be a long pandemic. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all true. we did not alter one word. that is exactly how it appears. trump is in wisconsin tonight. at a rally. he was at his golf club in new jersey over the weekend. here he is signing a truck parked in his lot.
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he put his signature right on the door there. >> hey, get the [ bleep ] away from my truck! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he's a dagger too, on top of everything else. the first debate between trump and president biden is scheduled to happen a week from thursday on cnn. and the gang at fox news is hard at work coming up with an excuse for if biden does well. after spending the past two nights peddling a very misleading clip that claims to show biden freezing up, sean hannity is now back to the "if trump loses the debate, it's because biden's on drugs" routine. >> the joe biden that we're talking about tonight, i don't think will be the joe biden we're going to see on debate night. i think the joe biden we see on debate night is going to be the guy we saw at the state of the union. [ mumbling ] all i'med up. hyper-caffeinated. whatever "it" the. it's interesting that 70% of the country does like the idea of drug testing. i like the idea. they do it to athletes.
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they do it to horses in horse racing. why not do it to presidential candidate in this i like the idea. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i like it too, i think it makes perfect sense, let's do it. let's test the president for caffeine. and let's test trump for adderall! and cialis! [ laughter ] [ applause ] let's see how the tests come out. i mean, who the in world -- honestly, who in the world is buying this idea that there is some magic debate pill you can take that makes you -- if there is, i would like one. because it sounds great. it's all nuts. it's just all nutiness. somehow though, both sides have signed off on the terms of the debate. which seem like it would be impossible, but they have. there will be no audience, the microphones will be muted when the other person is speaking, and cnn says they will "use all tools at their disposal to enforce timing and ensure a civilized discussion." which is a nice way of saying jake tapper will be armed with a tranquilizer dart. [ laughter ] podium positions, even where they're standing will be determined by a coin flip, which
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is also how trump determines his position on abortion that day. [ laughter ] neither candidate will be allowed to bring notes. they will be given a pen, a pad of paper, and a bottle of water. trump has apparently agreed to these rules, which is something to keep in mind ten days from now when he claims the whole thing was rigged against him. okay? [ laughter ] meanwhile, the fraudigal son, don jr., is in desperate need of some artificial intelligence. [ laughter ] in an online tirade attacking chatgpt, he instead went on a tirade attacking something he made up called chat >> we asked the latest version of chat g-t-p. it made serious false accusation against people. what's going on here? mind you guys, apple, rather than create their own a.i., they want to integrate chat gtp throughout all of their new phones. >> jimmy: when did he start talking like this? [ laughter ] he sounds like five angry muppets at once.
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[ laughter ] he runs the spectrum from kermit to scooter. "when are we gonna say enough is enough, folks? to joe biden." [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you, everybody. you'll see that in my new special. rudy giuliani is still alive. [ laughter ] he's somewhat conscious and defending his friend, donald trump, against the idea that he's losing it mentally. >> they say, you know, trump is becoming old and senile, and now trump doesn't want to imitate him anymore. i am sold, but i'm not senile. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: sounds like somebody's in denial about being sen [ laughter and applause ] rudy's not senile, he's perfectly fine. >> flack day today. welcome to -- america's live. ♪ the free and the brave ♪
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♪ true to the red, white and blue ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ old acquaintance be forgot from the grand old flag ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: rudy, you're on the radio! get that man on "the masked singer" again. [ laughter ] in the senate today, we heard testimony from the ceo of boeing, a guy named dave calhoun, who was grilled about his company's recent mishaps. like the ones where pieces of their planes come off in the air. [ laughter ] calhoun said boeing apologizes for their safety issues and that they "understand the gravity," which, yes, understanding gravity, important for a company that makes airplanes. [ laughter ] maybe the number one most important thing. airline travel has never felt more chaotic. it seems to be one thing after another. either the planes are coming apart or the passengers are. just the diarrhea alone. [ laughter ] i mean, there's an easyjet flight to london canceled
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to the show. tonight, from her very popular and critically acclaimed show "hacks," she has a new standup comedy special called "everything must go." hannah einbinder is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, from right here in los angeles, this is their album called "model." wallows from our outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can see wallows on tour starting august 6th in portland, oregon. tomorrow night, we'll be joined by dakota johnson and jack quaid with music from maya hawke. so please join us for that. our first guest is the kind of actor who walks the walk, talks the talk, and rides the bike. he co-stars as funny sonny in the new movie "the bikeriders." it opens in theaters friday. please welcome norman reedus. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> jimmy: how are you? >> i'm good, i'm really good. >> jimmy: when i saw the movie, which i enjoyed really much, i was really thinking, oh this must be so much fun for you especially. because i know how deeply you love motorcycles and all that kind of stuff. >> yeah, i'm a big fan of jeff nichols. you know, i met him in cannes. he was sitting next to me. >> jimmy: director of the film? >> yeah. i'm talking to him for a while and he goes," hey, i got a film for you, a part if you want to play a part in it, it's called the bikeriders." i said, "from the danny lyons photo book? wait a minute, who are you?" "i'm jeff nichols." "wait, did you -- why didn't you tell me?" >> jimmy: do you think he assumed you knew who he was? >> no, he's not like that at all. >> jimmy: but you assumed our audience knew who he was." [ laughter ] >> he directed "mud," come on. >> jimmy: sometimes people need
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a little bit of help. i will tell you that it was -- well, i've heard this -- i've heard you talk about cher in the past. and i'm wondering, what happened last night? because look who showed up to the premiere of "the bikeriders." none other than cher. [ cheers and applause ] is this something from your vision board? did you will this to happen? >> i think i did. you know, there's so many episodes of "ride" where they say, who's your dream guest? cher. i've said it 85 times. she showed up last night and i'm sitting there, my arm around austin and jody. i'm like, oh my god, that's cher, look, look, that's cher. jody goes, oh, you love her. i was talking about her when we did one of the press things. i go, should we go over there? she goes, no, no. i ran over there. i'm like, derba, derba, derba. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why do you think jody
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said no? >> i attacked her. [ laughter ] like halloween candy, boom! >> jimmy: what did you say to her? >> i think i was like, "oh my god, la la la." she was with her boyfriend, who was very nice. then i heard he got in a fight with somebody recently. so i immediately was like, "nice to meet you, sir." [ laughter ] "please don't beat me up." she was so sweet. "we're big fans." yeah, right, whatever. [ laughter ] geeking out a little bit. >> jimmy: in "mask" she rode a motorcycle. is that an image that you have in your head when you think about cher? >> i think it's from my childhood. she had the long hair, she was always singing on talk shows and stuff. my sister had a cher ball. like a cher barbie. >> jimmy: did she have the cher house? >> there was a cher apartment. >> i think it was something they did after "barbie" was a big deal. you got barbie? we got cher.
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they came out with the cher doll. i bought this as a gift for somebody on e may recently. [ laughter ] >> the cher call, i had a j.j. arms doll. >> jimmy: that sounds familiar, what was j.j. arms? >> when brando was on the stand about his son, he talked about hiring a private detective. j.j. arms was a character. he had both his hands missing. so you could change his hands with hooks and guns and knives. and it was a real person. and he -- >> jimmy: when? >> he was a legally person. [ laughter ] he lived on a compound with cheetahs and rhinos and stuff like that. and he was the first person to be james bond and have your license plate flip over. >> jimmy: how did i not know any of this? [ laughter ] this seems like it would have been a linchpin of my childhood. wait did the real j.j. arms have removable hands? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he did? >> yeah. >> jimmy: that means he had no hands, right? >> no hands. and they were clip-on hands and stuff.
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>> jimmy: did he clip his hands on in real life? >> yeah. >> jimmy: he took this unfortunate thing that happened to him and turned it into something awesome? >> and he's a bad-ass private eye. >> jimmy: wow. >> yeah. >> jimmy: is he still around? >> i don't think he's still around. >> jimmy: we've got to find him. [ laughter ] >> i tried to get the rights to his life. i think nic cage has them. >> jimmy: of course nic cage has them. [ laughter ] of course he does. he'll probably actually chop his hands off to play him. [ laughter ] >> but that -- i used to have that doll. my sister had the cher doll. and i used -- they would both end up naked and making out all the time. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> yeah, then my mom would catch me. "no, no, no, nothing." >> jimmy: the cher doll, you don't want the hooks on when they're making out. which attachment would you use for the lovemaking? >> that -- wouldn't you like to know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's where silly putty really comes in handy. how many motorcycles do you have? >> i have 12. >> jimmy: 12. is that too many? or is that the perfect amount? >> way too many. >> jimmy: it's way too many,
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okay. so you're planning to get rid of some of them? or you can never get rid of them? >> i'm planning on getting rid of some of them just to get new ones. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was the first one that you owned? >> the first one that i bought when i made a dollar was an s-1 lightning bule. it was completely chromed out. it was a guy that started working for harley, or he was going to work for harley, then him. fired him or wouldn't hire something like that. he started making bikes that were similar to harley. i think maybe harley bought them out at one point. >> jimmy: interesting. >> something like that. >> jimmy: and you bought one of those? did you buy it new? >> brand-new. >> jimmy: do you still have that? >> no. >> jimmy: oh, you don't. >> i gave that to a friend of mine for bail money. [ laughter ] yeah. yeah. and i never got the money. yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, because if you're worried about somebody running, you don't give them a motorcycle. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it's like the last thick you want to give them. >> i wasn't even in town. >> jimmy: are you still friends with this guy? >> he passed away. >> jimmy: he did, okay, all
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right. he's with a.a. jrms >> i would sell all 12 bikes to bring him back. >> jimmy: would you recognize it if you found it? >> i'd sell all 12 of my bikes to bring my friend back. >> jimmy: okay, all right. that's not -- well, yeah, yeah. i'd do the same for you, guille guillermo. >> guillermo: oh, thank you, jimmy. >> jimmy: you've been shooting in paris, i know. >> yeah. >> jimmy: your series. and do they know you in paris? i assume that "walking dead" is like a round the world-type of phenomenon. >> yeah, it's a big deal over there reserve i didn't realize. we shot two seasons over there. i was getting ready to start filming. and i have a motorcycle there, as well. and you have to wear a helmet and gloves over there. you can be naked as long as you have gloves and helmet. >> jimmy: is that true? gloves? >> yeah. >> jimmy: why? >> i don't -- who knows. but they -- i took my bike around, i forgot my gloves. and i was like, oh, man, i'm going to get a ticket.
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i started heading back home. there was a police van. guys with machine guns. a whole bunch of them. they're like," get on the curb!" i got on the curb, i'm trying to explain in broken french that i'm going to get my gloves. and they're like, "take off your helmet." i took it off. "term dixon!" and they let me go. >> jimmy: no gloves but terrell. norman reedus is with us. the movie is called "the bikeriders." we'll be back. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by ore-ida, the inventor of tater tots. crispy and fluffy every time. 20 years later... still haunted by crushed tots. [reverberating] give me some of your tots! dang it! [long sigh] now from ore-ida comes tot-protecting pants. ♪ music ♪ [truck backing up]
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hear you're the man charge. sonny. hoping to get a little food, a little drink, camp out for a night or two. wanted to show a little class, contribute to the party. >> help yourself. this here's brucy. bennie right 32 with the boot. i'm johnny. we're the vandals. >> well. it's nice to meet some proper [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's norm reedus and tom hardy and more in "the bikeriders," which is -- is it an homage, would you say, a very well done homage to these movies from the '60s? >> yeah, i mean -- i look at photographs, and you know, books like danny's' books.
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what's the ambiance like? what's the story with that guy? what's the story with that lady in the corner? i think jeff is really good at taking those memories and bringing them to life. it's hard to do. i think he does it really well. >> jimmy: you think those guys werefyinging that much in real life? >> i think kind of each other -- i mean -- yeah, probably. you get a bunch of dudes together, you get a bunch of beer and bikes, and i'm sure. >> jimmy: yeah. your teeth in the movie are absolutely beautiful. >> thank you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was that an implant of some kind or what? >> i had greg nicotero and our special effects team in paris make those teeth. when i met jeff in cannes, he sent me the script. "you've got a lot of good-looking guys in this movie, can i go the other direction?" he let me do it. greg made the teeth, i would fly from paris to ohio back and forth. i would put the teeth on in the
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airplane. the stewardess, "could i get a diet coke?" [ laughter ] i got to ohio, i go to starbucks. "could i get a cappuccino?" i got to target, "could i get sweat pants?" just to see if people could understand me. those teeth and that look, i hadn't met the cast yet, right? so i'm up on this hill, and they'd already been shooting. they're down on the bench. they're smoking and stuff. and i'm 31 like this. waiting for the first scene to get the go ahead to ride down. i'm super nervous because nobody's seen me like that, right? and the makeup artist there is. "can i borrow those pink classes?" i put on the pink glasses. "wait, are these prescription?" "yeah." "screw it." [ laughter ] i had to ride through extras. i couldn't see. and that bike has a suicide shift, which is really hard to ride. and it has a rubber ducky on it, right? and they're like, "you can't hold the duck, it will break off." i'm like with my two fingers under the duck, zzzt, trying to
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thread the bike. 83 see where i'm going. i'm hoping my teeth don't fall out. [ laughter ] i pulled up, and i started that scene that you just saw. and they're -- god bless all those actors, because they were pros. they were looking at me like -- [ laughter ] what is he doing? you know? so it was like -- super nervous. >> jimmy: yeah. you're lucky to be alive, i have to say. by the way, i want to quickly show this. i looked it up. i'm so interested in this. this is jay j. armes, investigator. look at that, you're right, he's got a gun hand, he's got a hook hand. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's unbelievable. you've got to play him. >> yeah, right? i kind of got the hair already. >> jimmy: yeah, you could have that hair, no problem. we'll get you a little perm on the side for sure. you are going to be in the spinoff of the john wick series. >> yeah. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: with keanu reeves, i know. i'm curious whether that happened before you guys went on a trip together? on your show? or vice versa?
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>> yeah, so i've -- i originally met keanu as a red light. yeah, kind of like," hey." "hey, hey." >> jimmy: for real? >> yeah. i tried to get him on the ride. right? obviously, because he's a big bike guy. but i was up at the top of mount fuji during a snowstorm. and i rode up there with two bald monks on harleys, right? and i'm calling keanu from the top of the mountain. and i'm like, "can you hear me?" he's like," what?" "it's norman." "what did you say?" evenally i was like," it's not meant to happen, i'll try next year." finally i had him on the show. we did "moab desert" together. >> jimmy: unbelievable. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: what a yeerd life you have. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: the movie is called "the bikeriders." it opens in theaters on friday. norman reedus, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] norman. we'll be back with
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your mustache looks just as voluptuous as the day we met. >> thank you. >> yeah, i look pretty sweet, too. i've basically done like 5 million push-ups since graduation. >> that's like 500 push-ups a day. >> more like 700 actually. hey, has your palate developed an appreciation for tots yet, or can i have those? >> no, go ahead. >> yes. >> careful. remember what used to hop in, in high school? back then, i didn't have ore-ida's top protecting pants with a pocket that i'm not sure i can say is bullet-proof but -- >> hey, napoleon, give me some of your tots. >> no. go get your own. oh, i'm sick of people doing that. >> ahh! >> oh. did i forget to mention i've also done like 5 million thigh push-ups. >> yeah, you forgot. >> you should probably go get that amputated.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome back. music from wallows is on the way. our next guest plays a comedy writer on her emmy award-winning show "hacks," and in real-life, she does standup. her first special "hannah einbinder: everything must go" is on max now. please welcome hannah einbinder. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i like this dress that you're wearing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it's impressive. >> thank you. >> jimmy: yeah, how you doing? >> i appreciate that. i'm doing well. >> jimmy: it's great to have you here. congratulations on your special,
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that's a big deal, right? [ cheers and applause ] having your own comedy special is one of those things every comedian dreams of having. >> it is. it is the only dream i have ever had, besides the one where i am in the blender section of a recognition dress for less, and i'm calling out for someone who looks like my mom from the back, then she turns around and she's alley yen from "alien prerss predator." [ laughter ] then a hole in the floor opens up and i'm sucked into the pits of hell. besides that dream, i've been dreaming about this. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: a much better dream. i think the scariest part of that is the blender section of the ross dress for less. [ laughter ] >> yes, a nightmare. >> jimmy: how long have you been working on the special? >> it's been some years now. >> jimmy: years, right, yes. >> the cumulative product of my entire time as a comedian, i think. so, since line 2017 or '18. >> jimmy: you shot at the el rey
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theater in los angeles. >> yeah. i love los angeles. >> jimmy: comedians like to -- it's okay to make fun of los angeles, but people act like for some reason you can't admit that you like it here. >> we love l.a. [ cheers and applause ] i love l.a.! yeah. i love traffic. [ laughter ] if they made -- it's like the only time i get alone, solitude, put on a pod, vibe, oh my god. if they made a scented candle of the 405, i would light that [ bleep ] up every day. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is true love. that is real love. have you ever lived anywhere else? >> yes. >> jimmy: where did you live? >> i spent some time in orange county. [ laughter ] it's far for me, okay? it's about 50 minutes outside of los angeles. i went to college there. >> jimmy: i see, yeah. it's like -- yeah, it's like 25 miles and four hours from los
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angeles. >> yeah, and 60 years in the past. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. there's a lot of that going on, too, yeah. it's like you don't even -- you wouldn't even think you're in california. >> totally. >> jimmy: in a lot of ways. >> totally. >> jimmy: you went to college there, came back to los angeles, you're driving in the opening of your special which is another -- i mean, it's a thing we do a lot here. >> that's right. i wanted the opening from the special to feel like a live letter to los angeles. i wanted to shoot it here. i wanted there to be sort of a montage of various spots around the city. when we were shooting it, actually, funny story that -- just occurred to me right now -- [ laughter ] is that basically when we were shooting it, we did two takes this one shot where i drive past these really beautifully lit palm trees. and we did one take, and then on the second take, my director, sandy honig, asked me to drive faster. and when we were in the edit the first day, putting it together, we foot the gottage back and we
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listened to the first take. and there was a mic in the car. so what i was listening to on the radio for both of the takes became awible. and so we watched the first one on one. crackle, crackle, crackle, crack -- ♪ ♪ i was listening to "espresso" by sabrina carpenter. we looked at the second tape. "ba ♪ back in black ♪ so i was definitely feeling in ac/dc coursing through my veins. >> jimmy: i like the fact that you were in the first cut -- so that means you were really involved. because typically when you do something like this, somebody kind of puts it together. then you get in there. so you were really super involved in every aspect of this? >> yes, yes. we put it together, and we got in the edit the first day. and i don't really see myself do stand-up ever. i don't typically record my sets.
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so it was sort of jarring at first. >> jimmy: right. >> i was kind of thrown by my own energy. like i was watching myself. i go to sandy, i'm like, "dude, like was something off this night? like, i just feel like i'm talking like so slowly." [ laughter ] she was like, "um -- i hate to break it to you, queen, that's what you sound like." [ laughter ] "you talk slow, girl." i was like, oh, okay. >> jimmy: yeah, that's a tough one. when you see yourself, you hear yourself, you're like -- that's not me. people are like, "oh, yeah, it is, yeah." were you tired? were you exhausted at that point? >> you know what, just generally, i walk through the world a little bit at half mast. >> jimmy: do you? >> if i'm being honest. kind of a vibe. i have brain damage from many years of drug use. >> jimmy: uh-huh? well. >> that will do it. >> jimmy: that will do it, all right. have you been getting good feedback from your fans for the
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special? >> havi have. it has been really wonderful to watch the people who it's for find it. everyone's been so nice. although when you're a female comedian, you are just subjected to, like, a pretty baseline level of sense less misogyny no matter what. we all no matter what, get that. i did get one comment from a guy who i think was trying to neg me or, like, saying something negative, but i actually thought it was pretty representative of the special. he said, "this hour is like watching a mental patient act out what's inside their rotted brain." [ laughter ] i was like, wait -- he literally sees me. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: last month, "hacks" got renewed for a fourth season. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations.
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am i wrong, or is that your first, like, big acting job? >> it is. >> jimmy: wow, that's crazy to have it be so successful right out of the gate like that. >> so crazy, i know. it's insane. >> jimmy: and the show is, for those watching this season, it becomes about a late-night comedy show, basically. >> that's right. >> jimmy: you become the head writer of the late-night comedy show. did you do any research? did you go and sit with anyone? >> well -- what i will say is, i mean -- i feel like the world of "jimmy kimmel live" fits into the world of deborah's late-night show, you'll be the l.a.-base the late-night shows. i've been asking the fellows backstage. >> jimmy: you have? >> i've been observing, fraternizing going on. plaid shirt, baseball hat, copy that. [ laughter ] i'm taking little things. i mean, what do you think? you think there's a world for you and deb? >> jimmy: i think that would be -- the last, i think, show on at 11:30 was when jay leno
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hosted "the tonight show." >> deborah has the energy of a guy with a lot of cars, huh? [ laughter ] she got that garage on her, you know what i mean? >> jimmy: yes, with a hangar full of cars, yeah. maybe we could have some kind of a feud. >> can you imagine? like, okay, this is my pitch. you and deborah are competing for the 11:00 p.m. spot. you have to mud recess sell for it. [ laughter ] [ whoops ] >> jimmy: the 11:00 p.m. spot would -- >> is that ideal? what's the best spot? >> jimmy: 11:30 is the best spot. >> 11:30. >> jimmy: and we're both on at 11:30. theoretically, you'd be competing for guests, which we could most certainly mud wrestle for. >> okay. >> jimmy: sexually, i'd be into that yeah. [ laughter ] >> i'll say this don't count miss deborah vance out. it's not about strength. >> jimmy: oh, no, she's definitely going to be the favorite going in. >> yeah, 100. >> jimmy: the way i see it, everybody wins. [ laughter ] >> that's right, that's right. me most of all, watching. >> jimmy: that's right. well, it's great to have you
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♪ california sky ♪ ♪ todos alcanzamos las estrellas ♪ ♪ sunny state of mind ♪ ♪ flexin' all the time ♪ ♪ todo es dorado ♪ ♪ y nos gusta picante ♪ ♪ cause this place is caliente ♪ ♪ 'tamos enchilado ♪ ♪ feels so golden ♪ ♪ livin' in the golden state with you ♪ ♪ feels so golden ♪ ♪ vive en el estado dorado oooh ♪ ♪ we got that drip, drip, drip ♪ ♪ come take a sip, sip, sip ♪ ♪ feels so golden ♪
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♪ vive en el estado dorado ♪ >> jimmy: thanks to norman reedus and hannah einbinder. apologies to matt damon. we did run out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, their album is called "model." here with the song "calling after me," wallows! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ who's somebody you know you shouldn't call who were you kissing in the back of your car ♪ ♪ who's the one the one who got away who are you thinking of when you end the day ♪ ♪ 'cause i know you can see we're more than a secret ♪ ♪ you know i can be
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just what you want ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been out until the morning and i don't think i'll last another night ♪ ♪ i knew the feeling would be forming after i took a look into your eyes ♪ ♪ but are you ready for it, darling i'll take on your responsibilities ♪ ♪ and you've got everybody calling but i know that you're calling after me ♪ ♪ ♪ don't play dumb i know you fantasize you could have me on my back every night ♪ ♪ i don't mind the things that you've been doing ♪ ♪ think you need someone like me to get through it ♪ ♪ and i know you can see we'll have people talking you know we can be
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just what they want ♪ ♪ 'cause i know you can see we're more than a secret ♪ ♪ you know i can be just what you want ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been out until the morning and i don't think i'll last another night ♪ ♪ i knew the feeling would be forming after i took a look into your eyes ♪ ♪ but are you ready for it, darling i'll take on your responsibilities ♪ ♪ and you've got everybody calling but i know that you're calling after me ♪ ♪ oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh ♪ ♪ oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh, oh oh, oh ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been out until the morning and i don't think i'll last another night ♪ ♪ i knew the feeling would be forming after i took a look into your eyes ♪ ♪ but are you ready
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for it, darling i'll take on your responsibilities ♪ ♪ and you've got everybody calling but i know that you're calling after me ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ you're calling after me mm-mm ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight -- ♪ i'm bringing sexy back ♪ >> byron: pop star justin timberlake arrested in the hamptons. what the "sexy back" singer told police. plus,
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