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♪ >> martin: oh my god! [ cheers and applause ] hello! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] thank you! [ cheers and applause ] i love you like family! thank you. thank you. thank you, you're very kind and very right. [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host for the week, martin short. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] jimmy isn't here. but was he ever really? [ laughter ] you know what i mean? there was always something missing behind his eyes. [ laughter ] but jimmy needs the break. if there's anyone who deserves the summer off after working so hard all year, it's talk show hosts and teachers. in that order.

[ cheering ] i do love this show, watch it every night. i'm sorry sir, can i help you? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: you're doing a great job. >> martin: we're talking. we're doing a talk show here. you can't have random people wandering off the street. [ laughter ] especially if they look like a toy that you'd find under your christmas tree in the 1950s. [ laughter ] >> marty, marty, marty. >> martin: what, what, what? >> jeff. i'm the keyboard player. that's guillermo. he is here every night. he is your sidekick for the week. all week. >> martin: oh, guillermo! [ cheers and applause ] oh, baby, come over here. >> guillermo: give me a hug. >> martin: doing a good job. that was a little too close, that scared me a little bit. [ laughter ] jimmy warned me about you, actually. guillermo, what would jimmy usually do right now? >> guillermo: he would be talking about donald trump. [ laughter ]

>> martin: i guess you can't go to outback steakhouse without ordering the bloomin' onion. [ laughter ] donald trump says he's "close to announcing his running mate," and has reportedly narrowed it down to three people. it was four, but o.j. died. [ laughter and moans ] what a choice trump has on his tiny little hands. there's doug burgum, the governor of north dakota. he once said he wouldn't do business with trump. doug burgum sounds like the name of your most annoying coworker. "oh, great, look who's calling, it's doug burgum from accounting." [ laughter ] then we have, senator marco rubio of florida, who called trump a "con artist" or should we go with doormat #3? [ laughter ] ohio senator j.d. vance, who said he thought trump was either "a cynical [ bleep ] like nixon" or "america's hitler." when have you ever said

something like that about someone and then changed your mind? [ laughter ] now even though trump knows who he's going to choose -- he hasn't informed the winner yet. gosh, it's fun to have a secret, isn't it? [ laughter ] i'm only here because jimmy kimmel knows one of mine. [ laughter ] involving a hitchhiker on the 101 in 1982. [ laughter ] trump is also gearing up for the big debate thursday, and he's trying to manage expectations with claims that joe biden will be on drugs. >> so a little before debate time, he gets a shot in the ass, and that's -- they want to strengthen him up. so he comes out. he'll come out. okay. i say he'll come out all jacked up, right? all jacked up. >> martin: yes, all jacked up on extra-strength metamucil. [ laughter ] he's something, that trump.

he says he wants them both to submit to a drug test before the debate. do you have any idea how long it takes to get a urine sample from men who are close to 80? [ laughter ] i'm 74, and the only time i don't have to pee is when i'm peeing. so -- [ applause ] [ laughter ] oh, that reminds me. steve martin is here tonight. [ cheers and applause ] [ cheers and applause ] >> wow! >> martin: hey, first of all -- >> thank you, wow. [ cheers and applause ]

i love you. you're standing on a star and i'm standing on a piece of tape that looks like somebody put it there accidentally. >> martin: first of all, let me just say you're early. [ laughter ] >> well, no -- you look great because you smile. >> the makeup just fell off. i caught it. >> no, i was backstage. i'm so excited that you're host kimmel. i just wanted to get right out here as soon as possible and then get home. [ laughter ] >> martin: that's right. monday is meatloaf night at the senior center. i keep forgetting. i was watching the monologue. that's probably what they'll call it. [ laughter ] >> and hosting a network talk show is a very big deal. >> martin: it is. when jimmy asked me to be his first guest host of the summer, i was truly honored. >> and i was honored when jimmy asked me to be the first guest host, but i said no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] i said -- i said you'll be able to find someone who will do it for scale. don't you worry. [ laughter ]

>> martin: well, i really do appreciate you being here, steve. there are very few people in this world that i truly admire. and steve martin is very close to being one of them. [ laughter ] >> and i actually, i love marty. he is one of the hardest working men in show business, because it just doesn't come naturally to him. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> martin: thank you. >> by the way -- >> martin: that means a great deal. and i have to tell you what a joy it is to share a stage with someone who looks like he should be selling reverse mortgages. [ laughter ] >> and let me tell you the joy it is for me to work with someone who looks like a former women's tennis champion. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> martin: thank you. thank you so much. >> you're welcome. >> martin: it's almost time for the interview. so you better go yell at the staff one more time. >> yes, great. [ laughter ] >> martin: steve martin, everyone! [ cheers and applause ] walk toward the light, steve,

walk toward the light! [ applause ] >> martin: now, as grateful as i am to be hosting this show, i have a dermatologist appointment, and i can't move it this week. so that's why i asked my best friend in the business, hollywood's top entertainment reporter, jiminy glick, to be my guest host on thursday night. [ cheers and applause ] and jimmy has been doing some warm-up interviews to get ready, including this one with emmy winner bill hader. >> hello, i'm jiminy glick and as part of my guest hosting duties on kimmel, i'm obligated to interview who they've prebooked. so i was hoping for an a-lister, but i'm thrilled to have you, bill -- hader. you are a prebook, but you're a wonderful spirit.

how you? >> i'm good, i'm good. thank you. >> welcome. bill hader is not really a star's name, it is? >> no. >> like leo dicaprio. captures you. >> that's true. >> but bill hader sounds like a guy who would do inside windows. [ laughter ] but you've had an interesting career, haven't you? >> yes, i have. >> i don't know a great deal about it. [ laughter ] i see that you haven't been through hair or makeup. that was a choice. >> yeah, i know. >> this is the new hollywood, the rebellion. why shower? >> why shower, that's true. >> and you rushed over here. you're staying at diddy's poolhouse? [ laughter ] how is that going? >> it's -- it's going okay. >> what? >> no, i'm not at diddy's poolhouse. >> anymore. >> not ever, never invited. >> i get the wrong information. >> no, i think you might have someone else's thing there. >> i want to know everything about bill hader. i want to know what makes you tick. but i don't want too much detail because i actually don't care.

>> oh, okay. >> jimmy: so it's an interesting thing. you started on "saturday night live." >> yes. my glasses keep falling down. >> who did you play? >> i played a lot of characters on the show. >> characters, characters. were you the guy who would eat the apple real frantically and he would climb on people? >> that's chris kattan. that's chris kattan. >> see, that's who i wanted to interview. [ laughter ] >> oh. >> i wanted to interview chris kattan, because i'm a big fan of mango. [ laughter ] what is lorne michaels like? what does he smell like? >> mints, breath mints. >> i think it would be a combination of chicken piccata and silver dollars. [ laughter ] don't you think? just a combination of smells. i would like to know. you share a birthday with mike pence. >> i do? >> yes. >> oh, no. >> june 7th. >> oh, okay. >> isn't that wonderful? i like mike pence. >> your pants or mike pence? >> no, mike pence. you know, he is very religious? >> oh, yeah, i do know that.

>> jesus wears a bracelet that says, what would mike pence do? [ laughter ] isn't that clever? i wrote that earlier. >> you wrote that? >> yes, i did. >> that's very funny. >> i was taking a shower and i wrote it in the steam. [ laughter ] and the next thing you know, it evaporated, so i had to go to my memory. it was very weird. and he is very pale. you're pale. >> i'm pale, yeah. >> he makes you look like a member of the wu-tang clan. i love this -- oh, barry. what's "barry" about? >> it's about a hit man. i play a hitman named barry who wants to be an actor. >> i've been mad at hbo, though. >> why is that? >> since they canceled "alice." i mean, you cancel "arliss?" i loved "arliss." and i thought hbo, what's your big deal? you're canceling "arliss" and putting on -- no offense -- >> "barry," yeah. >> "barry." it didn't make any sense. >> i hear that. >> so have you gotten the

dramatic thing out of your system, the boo-hooing? and are you going back to the funny voices? we want you to. [ laughter ] the funny voices. a peel? >> i'll save that for later. i hate waste. i like to wash my face like a cat. >> yeah. >> willie mays just died. [ laughter ] i see you're choked up about it. do you hold any responsibility at all for his passing? [ laughter ] very suspicious you're acting, very suspicious. >> no, no, no. that was a hard turn into willie mays dying. that's just a -- >> but you like willie mays? >> i loved willie mays. >> i like willie mays too. >> you're a baseball fan? >> no. [ laughter ] but here is the thing. why put an "s" in the word

"lisp"? [ laughter ] it seems cruel and unnecessary. unnecessary cruelty. why do you think so many fat kids take up the tuba? [ laughter ] >> i don't know. i've never thought about that. it is true, though. >> oh, it is true, dear. [ laughter ] there's no question. i remember talking to willie nelson about this. though he's a strange look. you can get high just from the braids. he looked like the first of the mohicans. well, this has been so much fun. so thank you, bill hader. thank you. >> you keep grabbing my foot. >> here, eat that, and have that for later. and you know what? >> don't. >> you got to ride home. >> thank you. >> this is a nice outfit if you're cat burglar. not if you're a human being. i'm jiminy glick. i've been so excited talking to -- bill hader. [ laughter ]

and he has done "barry." >> the show has been over with for like a year, so you don't need to -- i appreciate it, though. >> thank you. what you doing next? let me guess. [ laughter ] [ cheering and applause ] >> martin: we have a great show for you tonight. sienna miller is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from imagine dragons, and we'll be right back with the great steve martin. wow. -incredible, isn't it? -yeah. well, with your home, auto, boat and rv all bundled with progressive you've got the peace of mind to really wander. yeah. yeah, i just hope it stays this way. once word gets out about these places they tend to -- -are you done? -aaand there it is. well, at least your vehicles are protected. let's hit the road.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> martin: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm martin short. tonight, a very talented actress. her new movie is called "horizon: an american saga chapter one." sienna miller is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then later, they're playing four nights at the hollywood bowl, and their new album "loom" comes out friday. imagine dragons from the outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can also seem see them in camden, new jersey, while jimmy is off neglecting you.

[ laughter ] i'll be filling in this week with some fantastic guests including selena gomez, jane lynch, beck, and jelly roll. and on thursday night, jiminy glick will be hosting, with his guests melissa mccarthy and nick kroll. [ cheers and applause ] i'm so excited. i will tell you, i must say, i'm so excited about my first guest tonight. you know, it is true. i'm always asked, "what's steve martin really like?" and i always say, "i don't know, you're his wife." [ laughter ] you can see him co-star alongside me and selena gomez in "only murders in the building." [ cheering ] season 4 premieres august 27th on hulu. please welcome steve martin. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

>> martin: you look good. >> wow, this has got to be uncomfortable for you. [ laughter ] because you're the host and i'm your -- you have to interview me. >> martin: i know. >> your job is to make me look good, which you have never done in your life. [ laughter ] >> martin: no, no, no. that isn't hard at all. first of all, you look -- that's a beautiful, beautiful suit. >> thank you. >> martin: because you've made money. [ laughter ] really, steve, everyone talks about this. it's true. you don't age. >> well, yes. >> martin: and that's the benefit of looking 70 since you were 30. but still. [ laughter ] >> well. i actually have a secret to not aging. >> martin: what is that? >> and it's this. you appear on a television show once a year. because if you wait three years, the audience goes whoa, what happened? [ laughter ] >> martin: really, it is amazing how you don't seem to change.

because you're very pale. [ laughter ] but usually, the pale, pasty people tend to age faster. because you're white. [ laughter ] >> i hear that. >> martin: like a michael buble concert in utah on pickleball night. [ laughter ] >> i'll tell you another thing about aging since that was our topic. but i've noticed -- i was -- we have to take photos a lot, publicity photos. and i noticed that the photographer would start going, steve, smile. would you smile? and i'm thinking, i am smiling, what are you talking about? i'm smiling. and then i realized as you age, your mouth tends to go down at the corners. so when you think you're smiling, you're really just neutral. [ laughter ] so you really have to hit it to get the smile. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> martin: so that's your normal face. >> yeah, yeah. and i was watching tv the other day.

there's this show, "vera." it's an english crime show. >> martin: you all know "vera." [ cheers ] >> well, it starred brenda blethyn. >> martin: well, now you're talking. >> and she's an acknowledged actress. she has been nominated for academy awards and emmys and things, and it's been on for 12 seasons. and i watch it every season. so i notice that season 13 was going to come on. so i start watching, and i go, wow, the show is fantastic. it hasn't changed much. they've still got it. and look at brenda blethyn. she looks fantastic. and i'm watching it and thought, you know, i think she got a facelift. and i'm looking at her because she looks great. i'm thinking, where can i find her guy? [ laughter ] this is a great face-lift. and then i realized i was watching season one. [ laughter and applause ] >> martin: hey, you know what i want to talk about? >> what? >> martin: your documentary. >> oh, yes. it's called "steve." and we spent three years making

it, and three seconds in naming it. [ laughter ] >> martin: i've not seen it. it's on apple. it's absolutely spectacular. it's in two parts. >> yes. >> martin: the first part steve looks old, and the second part he is old. [ laughter ] i love part 2 opens with you, it's so -- >> poaching eggs. >> martin: poaching eggs. >> well, this is something marty and i both love, poached eggs. >> martin: that's true. >> when we went on tour, we check in into a hotel. we get different rooms. [ laughter ] and we always judge the hotel by their poached eggs. and sometimes i'll post it on instagram, the poached eggs. so what i did was i found this egg poacher. and i'm not going to mention the brand, because it will look like i'm protest promoting something. but it was great. made great poached eggs. >> martin: it's a plug-in. >> it's electric. i told marty, you got to try this egg poacher. he goes, i don't believe it, no, never. so one day i said, i'm going to show you. i make the poached eggs, and they're perfect.

and he goes, wow, this thing makes great poached eggs. i said, now very important you put the right amount of water in. because if you put too much in, they come out hard. too much, soft. i recommend 30 ccs. [ laughter ] so i get him the egg poacher. a week goes by. i call him, how is the egg poacher doing? he goes oh my god, it's fantastic. these are the best poached eggs i've ever had. and another week goes by. still enjoying the egg poacher? he says, threw it out. [ laughter ] i said, what? why did you throw it out? he goes, well, it stopped working. i opened it up and it would be a mush there. so i threw it out. i said well, how much water did you put in? he said, water? [ laughter ] >> martin: not that bright. but we do have a shared passion for poached eggs. look, this is -- when you're in your 20s, you send [ bleep ]

pics. [ laughter ] when you're in your 70s, you send pictures of poached eggs. it's different. i have 19 pictures of steve when on tour, how about these today? [ laughter ] >> but also, as you age, [ bleep ] pics and poached eggs are the same thing. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> martin: this documentary is remarkable. and it's remarkable. the first part of watching you with a theory of what comedy should be. >> first of all, i got a very nice email from chris rock. he said, "i saw the documentary, and he said it was fabulous. but the real star -- i'm going, oh, this is going to be great -- "is your house." [ laughter ] so the first half is about my early stand-up days which is the early 1970s. i would work places like the ice house in pasadena. it was just a folk club. i was 19 or 20. i wasn't very good. and one day i'm on, and i

realize i'd been on for 20 minutes, and i had not gotten one laugh. and i thought, why not go for the record? [ laughter ] so i was able to complete the show with no laugh. [ laughter ] >> martin: tell the story about awe dis auditioning for dean martin. >> oh, yes. dean martin had a summer television show. and i'm a young comedian, and i was going to audition. they requested me to go audition. and the way it worked is the producer was greg garrison, and he had an assistant who watched you audition, and i would do my act for her, and then she would go in and do it for greg. [ laughter ] >> i didn't get it. i thought, she wasn't very good, i guess. >> martin: i also loved -- i loved the story about first anne, your wife. >> my wife is in the documentary. i don't tell the story in the documentary because it's lengthy. you'll realize how lengthy when i tell it here. [ laughter ] >> martin: we'll be back with more of steve -- no. i'm kidding.

>> i remember the exact moment i fell in love with my wife. are you familiar with the ornithologist john james audubon? >> martin: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and he made prints of birds in the late 18th century and early 20th century. >> martin: no kidding. >> and he was a great master printmaker. so we're in a taxi in new york city, and it's just turning dusk. we're driving down fifth avenue. and my wife looks out the window of the taxi and looks through an apartment window and sees a framed print and says, oh, it's the audubon print of the roseate spoonbill. and i thought, okay, i love her. [ applause ] now i tell the story. i tell this story at a dinner at my house, and my wife is there, a few people are there, and i tell the exact moment i fell in love. and she says, well, that's a true story, except we were already married. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

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whatever. i'm going to go check out ben's penthouse. lester said that dicky was going to be cleaning it out soon. you find someone who doesn't have a hankie. >> find someone who doesn't have a hankie. i can do that. that's no biggie. that's a smallie. that's a very small thing, because -- it's a -- i see. hey, a thankie for a hankie. [ cheers and applause ]

>> martin: how much do we love selena gomez? >> selena is so fantastic and so good in the show. >> martin: so good in the show? >> she is like the sober counterbalance to you. [ laughter ] >> martin: thank you. >> yeah. >> martin: we just finished filming our fourth season which will premiere on hulu august 27th. [ cheers and applause ] >> oh, yeah, look at that. >> martin: look at that. look at that cast. eva longoria, selena gomez, eugene levy, steve martin, martin short and zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] >> can we tell what the premise is? >> the premise is that they're going to make a movie. the three of us have made to it hollywood, but they've cast other actors to play us. [ laughter ] >> martin: that's right. >> yeah. >> martin: so obviously eugene levy is playing steve. [ laughter ] and zach, and they say to eva at one point. we can do this one joke that makes me laugh. eva longoria takes selene yeah aside, "you must wonder why they cast older with your character.

they thought it was just too creepy someone your age would hang around with those old guys." [ laughter and applause ] >> you remember last year, last year we had meryl streep this year too. we have meryl streep this year. [ cheering ] >> and last year, the scene was that we're putting on a play. so the scene is we're all sitting around a table read like they do in hollywood. and this is how good an actress meryl streep is. so she sits down, and we all open our scripts. and meryl says, "before i start, i just have to say -- thank you so much for having me, and i love working with all of you." and our show runner john hoffman said, "well, meryl, we feel the same about you." and i said, "john, that's meryl's first line." [ laughter ] >> martin: i remember the first day she was working and selena was very excited, as we all were. and i said to selena, do you realize she has been nominated for 19 oscar nominations? and selena said, uh-uh, 21.

[ laughter ] 21. now here is what -- i do love you very much, as you know. >> aww, gee. >> martin: it's true. and i wonder, we've formed this great team this partnership. and i'm wondering -- we're like florida and a lower back tattoo. we go together. [ laughter ] and i'm wondering. >> why florida? i've never understood that. anyway, go ahead. >> martin: what do you mean? i just made it up. yeah. no, but i'm saying, why do you think it is that we -- >> i thought this might come up. what i did, i was having lunch this afternoon. i wrote down a few of the things that i really, really love about you. >> martin: that is so funny. because i did the same thing. >> did you really? >> martin: i wrote some of the things i like about you. >> really? >> martin: shall we? >> what's that? [ laughter ] hey, your cocaine fell out. [ laughter ] all right, then. >> martin: let's read some, shall we? >> sure. what i love about you, marty, is

that you're always very, very kind to me and to whomever you meet. >> martin: well, that's lovely, because i love that you will pay the top dollar for clean urine. [ laughter ] >> i love that when we finish a show you always come off and say wow, steve, you were really good tonight. i appreciate that. >> martin: okay, that actually brings me a little misty. [ laughter ] i love how you have no problem walking up to women on the beach and circling their problem areas. [ laughter ] >> i love how marty can't pass wet cement without drawing a penis. [ laughter ] >> martin: aww, it's my thing. [ laughter ] i love that you can tell a stranger's net worth just by spitting on them.

>> geez. [ laughter ] i love how when anyone mentions their wife, marty isn't afraid to say "i had her first." [ laughter ] >> martin: well, this is really true, and this means a lot, because every time we have ever gone to a restaurant at any time, you always know the female server's name. >> uh-huh. >> martin: no matter what city we're in. what's amazing is that you know their name and that they're all named dollface. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> martin: all right, enough of these. >> boy, i'll say. >> martin: okay. steve, thank you so much. >> thank you. >> martin: i love that you came to do my first show. >> i love that i -- you know. got into traffic. got all sweaty. [ laughter ] got here. got nervous and worried. anyway, good. [ laughter ] >> martin: you should have been. thank you, steven. season 4 of "only murders in the building" premieres august 27. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with sienna miller.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> martin: steve martin is with us! [ cheering ]

>> martin: and music from imagine dragons is on the way. [ cheering ] our next guest is a terrific actress who stars in kevin costner's supersized western "horizon: an american saga." >> get him out of here! go, go, go! >> come on, come on! now! >> it's all right. i'm going to be with dad. >> no, no! [ cheers and applause ] >> martin: "horizon: an american saga - chapter 1" opens in theaters friday, and chapter 2 is out on august 16th. please welcome sienna miller.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> martin: hello. >> hello. hoping for a "dollface" from steve. >> that looks like a great movie. i'm excited about that. lovely to meet you. >> it's funny that you say lovely to meet me. actually, we've met. we've both met. >> good, good one! [ laughter ] good start, huh? >> i met you as well. i had this -- yeah, yeah, yeah. >> of course i remember. it was at the emmy luncheon. >> nope, no. [ laughter ] i met you both. i had this horrible experience. do you remember dimitri at the sunset tower? >> oh, yeah. >> martin: dmitry! >> the sweetest man, the greatest man in the world who i think has a really fancy place. and i think he had a tactic i learned afterwards of thinking

there's a somewhat famous person and two very famous people, and i want them to meet. so he came up to me and said martin short and steve martin want to meet you. and i died a thousand deaths. obviously icons. so i come up to your table, and i'm beside myself. and i say hi. and i stand there, and you're both like -- [ laughter ] "hi." >> well, we were on a date. [ laughter ] >> interruptus. >> he did that with me with benedict cumberbatch. >> no, no, dmitry does this. >> "dying to meet you, dying to meet you, such a fan." >> huge fan, huge fan. you were both like, who are you, you crazy person? >> martin: has he ever sent someone over to you? >> yeah, then i saw a few years later poor lionel richie coming up to my table looking, you know, happy, which was exciting, but i was the same. i was mid-pasta.

and then i got it. [ laughter ] i got it. he had been dimitri'd, and it was lovely. >> martin: how did you -- it was so hilarious, you on "curb your enthusiasm" this season. [ cheers and applause ] >> martin: and larry, you know we know. hey, what? shut up. >> we know larry well. how did that happen? >> it was the most random thing. i was at the "vanity fair" party. all of my parties sound shi-shi. i also slum it. >> martin: i haven't heard any slumming so far. >> i was at the sunset tower and then at the "vanity fair." >> do you ever go any place that's not fancy? >> never, never. i'm here, aren't i? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> no, so i was at the "vanity fair" party, and granted, i'd been to the dinner thing before and had a few martinis. i'm going to put it mildly. and then there is larry david. i'm a huge fan of the show. i saw him by the bar. my boyfriend and i ran up. and i was like, "i love you, i love you.

i think you're the most fantastic." incredibly effusive. and he was taking it in. and i think i was very over the top. and a couple months later i get this call, will you come and do "curb" and you're in love with me? [ laughter ] >> martin: of course, he thought you were flirting with him. >> he was looking at me and what if in a parallel universe. yeah. and i had the best time. >> martin: it was hilarious, because the premise was you go on a date. >> yeah. >> martin: he doesn't think your acting is perfect in a film set he visits and suggests -- >> no, i'm only good at acting, he notices, when i'm eating fruit. it's the most random. [ laughter ] i was like, okay. and as you i know, you've done the show, there is no script. >> martin: there is no script. >> and i do really sad films, and i'm done with it. i'm done with it. all i want to do is go to work and laugh. so this premise came up. you're only a good actor when you're eating fruit which is ridiculous and hysterical. yeah. >> martin: you want to do more comedy? comedy is more fun, isn't it? >> i'm just realizing. [ cheers and applause ]

>> i always think if you do a comedy, that cuts to you and you have to go, "i don't even know." but if you do drama, you go. and you get an award. [ laughter ] >> martin: so you're saying comedy is harder? >> yeah, that's what he is saying. >> martin: so this costner film is not just an epic. >> yes. >> martin: it's "gone with the wind" times four. >> yes, yeah. i think he has number five in his head. >> martin: tell us a little about it. >> well, i get this call from kevin costner, which is exciting enough because i'm a child of the '90s. he says, "i'm doing these projects." i get four scripts on my desk. the desk breaks. they're incredibly big and dense and heavy. and we have this chat. and i'm so excited because it's kevin costner. he is a legend. and at the end, he says sienna, i have one question for you. i said yes, kevin. will you go west with me? [ laughter ] >> martin: rrrr! >> yes, and i was like, whoo!

>> will you go west? at least it wasn't south. [ rim shot ] >> martin: wow. you're working blue. >> we're all in blue. >> that's true, you got the memo. anyway, it's an incredible epic. he is basically, he is obsessed with that time in history. what is the origin of the america that we know today? >> martin: it's the civil war. >> it's set during the civil war. but it's not very civil war-y. it's about the frontier. >> the development of the frontier. >> thank, steve. >> martin: so there are two parts, but there are going to be four parts? >> we've shot two of them. and yeah, and he has three and four, yeah. >> martin: all right. well, sienna miller, thank you. >> thanks for having me. >> "horizon: an american saga - chapter 1" opens in theaters friday, and chapter 2 is out on august 16th. we'll be right back with imagine dragons. [ cheers and applause ]

>> martin: that's all the time we have. i want to thank steve martin and sienna miller. and bill hader. [ cheers and applause ] "nightline," is next but first their album "loom" comes out

friday. here with the song "eyes closed," imagine dragons! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ i'm back from the dead from the back of my head ♪ ♪ been gone and facin' horrors that should never be said ♪ ♪ the wrath and the grit from the pit of despair ♪ ♪ been takin' every whip and word ♪ ♪ i've never been spared they say tomorrow's never promised ♪ ♪ honest they say that angels are among us ♪ ♪ lock me up in a maze oh turn out ♪ ♪ turn out the lights oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ lock me up inside a cage just throw away the key don't worry 'bout me ♪ ♪ i was drivin' in my car

throwin' up my hands put it in coast ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ less medications less manifestations ♪ ♪ mantras meditation throw it all away ♪ ♪ all the places i've been all the blood that i've bled ♪ ♪ i've been broken down and beat up but i still get ahead ♪ ♪ all the tasteless embraces and the tasteless two faces ♪ ♪ killed and resurrected 'cause i'll never be dead ♪ ♪ they say tomorrow's never promised honest ♪ ♪ yeah they say piranhas are among us ♪

♪ lock me up in a maze oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ lock me up inside a cage just throw away the key ♪ ♪ don't worry 'bout me i was drivin' in my car throwin' up my hands ♪ ♪ put it in coast i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could i could do this with my eyes ♪ ♪ and when the day broke buried in violence ♪ ♪ somethin' made my mind up i will spend these days as an island ♪ ♪ alone and far away lock me up in a maze ♪ ♪ oh maze turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ lock me up inside a cage oh just throw away the key ♪ ♪ don't worry 'bout me i was drivin' in my car throwin' up my

hands ♪ ♪ put it in coast i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i could i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ [ cheering and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> phil: tonight, the jury in the karen read murder trial deadlocked. >> we have been unable to reach a unanimous verdict. >> phil: the judge telling them four days of deliberation is not enough. >> so i'm sending you