fire is now under control, but firefighters say they will likely be keeping an eye on the hot spots for hours. video right there from when the fire first broke out. 911 call came in as reporter fireworks, and our crews did see a firework packaging in that area. no one was at the fire location when the firefighters got there. a red flag warning went into effect for the east bay hills and other areas just at 11 p.m, and much of the bay area is expected to see some hot temperatures tomorrow for sure. >> all right. thank you so much for watching tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm julian glover right now on jimmy kimmel larry david and cyndi lauper. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- larry david. cyndi lauper. and music from feist. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: welcome, thank you. that's very nice. hi. hi, i'm jimmy, i'm the host of the show. thank you for watching. [ cheers and applause ] please, relax. thank you for joining us here in our studio. we are in hollywood, where we make movies about going into space here in hollywood. but the real space cadets are in florida. the first-ever manned flight of the boeing starliner spacecraft launched today, after multiple delays with a pair of nasa astronauts on board. boeing seems to have trouble getting to cincinnati. [ laughter ] should they be headed into space? i don't know. [ laughter ] they put extra duct tape on the doors, just to be safe. [ laughter ] the astronauts are headed to the international space station with an important piece of equipment on board. >> going to the bathroom up at

the international space station is pretty important, and up there, they recycle all the astronauts' urine, turn it into drinking water. but there's a problem with that recycling pump. the urine recycling pump, so to speak. so they're bringing up a replacement part to hopefully rid the astronauts of all the bags of urine that are sitting around the space station right now. [ audience moaning ] >> jimmy: i tell you, that was not on the list of activities at space camp. [ laughter ] i had no idea being an astronaut was so glamorous. that wasn't the only nerve-racking flight of the day. president biden today touched down in paris. careful. go easy. take it one at a time. good, good, good. and okay. very good. we did it! the trip is a success! [ applause ] biden is in france to commemorate the 80th anniversary of d-day and to dig up some of the old nudie mags he and the

boys in his platoon buried there. [ laughter ] in 1944. he's traveling freely without permission from a probation officer. [ laughter ] which is refreshing. meanwhile, our former president, napoleon bone-aspur, you may remember when he was in france a few years ago, he refused to visit a cemetery filled with fallen american soldiers because it was raining and he didn't want to mess up his hair. he also told his chief of staff the cemetery was filled with "losers" and "suckers." now he would like to be our president again. his -- you know, if there is one thing that donald trump has stuck to, and there aren't many things. he's a real contradict-head. [ laughter ] but if there is one maxim by which he stands, it is his strong opposition to voting by mail. >> mail-in voting is totally corrupt. get that through your head. mail-in voting opened the floodgates to massive fraud. there is no way you can go through a mail-in vote without massive cheating. you'll never have an honest

election with a mail-in ballot. mail-in voting, 20% of the ballots were rigged and broken and disgusting. somebody got a ballot for a dog. never do mail-in ballots, because you'll never have an honest election. mail-in ballots will lead to the greatest fraud. mail-in ballots have been stolen from mailboxes and hidden under a rock. we're going to have mail-in ballots, we're never going to have honest elections. >> jimmy: okay, but that -- that was all the way back in 2020. this is what he thinks about it now. >> whether you vote early, absentee, by mail, or in person, we must swamp the radical democrats in massive turn out. do you want to save america? register or get an absentee ballot. vote early. >> jimmy: mike lindell must be rolling his pillow van in a ditch right now. [ laughter ] after all the whining and and bitching and complaining, trump would like you to mail your votes in.

and no one bats an eye. there is no explanation whatsoever. after going 0 for 34 in court last week, the big orange felon-head appears to be benefiting from some of the conflicted judges he complained about so much in new york. the cases against trump in florida and georgia are hitting a big, beautiful wall, that mexico didn't even have to pay for. [ laughter ] a georgia appeals court today delayed the election subversion case there indefinitely. this is the one about the perfect phone call he made asking the georgia secretary of state to get him 11,000 votes. and, in the "hiding top secret documents in his toilet" case, aileen cannon, the trump-appointed judge, slowed the case down even more than she already has. as a result, neither of these cases is likely to go to trial before the election. and the supreme court has yet to weigh in on trump's claim that he has total immunity, which is slowing down the january 6th case, too. man, if biden is weaponizing the justice system, he's doing a terrible job. [ laughter ] he should be fired for that alone. [ laughter ] in major league baseball, a very big gambling scandal is resulting in some serious punishment.

a number of players, including san diego padres infielder, former infielder, tucupita marcano has been banned for life for placing nearly 400 bets on baseball, more than 230 of them on his former team, the pittsburgh pirates. 25 of those bets were made while he was an active member of the pirates roster. and maybe the most embarrassing part of the whole thing, he wasn't even good at it. he won just over 4% of all his baseball-related bets. [ laughter ] he lost 96% of -- forget the lifetime ban on playing, he should get a lifetime ban from betting! [ laughter ] [ applause ] imagine, now he can't play anymore. imagine making it all the way from venezuela, you get to the san diego padres, and you screw up so badly you have to move back in with your actual padre. [ laughter ] june, as you likely know, is pride month, which means a lot of parades. a lot of pride. we had a big one here in west hollywood on sunday.

if you've never been to this parade, the floats are very elaborate. companies, community groups, organizations, even celebrities get these massive displays together, these floats. and while most of them are very creative, there are some that aren't great. every year they have a vote. and these are the five least popular pride floats for 2024. [ laughter ] are you ready? number five. the fishing channel. [ laughter ] number four, boost mobile customer service. [ laughter ] number three, the flatware section of marshall's. number two, campbell's chunky beef stew. [ laughter ] and the number one least popular float at this year's pride parade -- dr. scholl's plantar fasciitis pain relief insoles. [ applause ] in addition to pride month being a time for gay people to celebrate their sexuality, coming out, et cetera, and this is important too, it is a time for straight people to do weird,

angry things to get attention from the news. >> it is pride month. the rainbow mafia shoving their agenda down our throats for 30 days. hide your kids or take them to boise, idaho, where a bar called the old state saloon is turning june into heterosexual awesomeness month. every monday in june will be hetero male monday, where free draft beers will be given to any straight guy, who's dressed as a straight guy. there will be a judge to determine whether the men are dressed straight or not. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: hold on. let me see if i have this straight. so the idea is guys show up at a bar, and another guy judges their outfits? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] actually one of the gayest things i've ever heard. [ laughter ] that's basically "queer eye." isn't it? that's what they do. now, over in missouri, no local politician has gotten into the pride month spirit less than a very crazy young woman who is

running for secretary of state. her name is valentina gomez, and she is running on quite an unusual platform. >> it's 6:00 a.m., and i'm doing the 15-mile run from st. louis city to cliff port, missouri. because i pissed off a bunch of weak and gay people that always find way to mess things up. so [ bleep ] you and i'm running for secretary of state. >> jimmy: remember the days when you could be sure somebody like that would lose the election? that can't be a real candidate? >> i will never support a company that wants to empower and protect pedophiles and groomers in our schools and li-berries so feed your dog something that is not weak and gay. this is good versus evil. >> jimmy: oh, i'm amazed that domain name was still available. listen, just don't -- here's a rule of thumb. whatever your beliefs, don't vote for anyone who says "li-berries," okay? [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause ] pride month is unfortunately a great excuse for some of these right-wingers to spew points. the new thing they're pretending to be very outraged by is an animal documentary that premieres tomorrow on peacock called "queer planet." >> it's clear that no matter where you look on our planet, nature is full of queer surprises. gay penguins. bisexual lions. sex-changing clownfish. >> this is a queer planet. >> jimmy: i've always said that, you know? the earth is siegfried, and our moon is roy. [ laughter ] anyway, a number of people, of course, are very, very angry. they've been posting about this. "you're turning our monkeys gay now" and that kind of thing. there are even wildlife sanctuaries making a thing out of this, too. >> want to see wild animals but don't want to be exposed to their woke and ultra-gay agendas? grab the kids and step into --

the straight zoo. where every animal is a heterosexual, red-blooded breeder. alpha males and heady betdyes. cis smoths. guy hyenas. horn i don't hornbills. motor boating otters. donkeys whose pronouns are hee and haw. if you're looking for flamingos, you can [ bleep ] right off. all our creatures are penis-loving patriots. and bi-not so serious bison. the straight zoo locate in beaumont, texas, located right behind the spirits christian church and liquor store. it's the zoo for you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, we've got a fun show for you tonight. cyndi lauper is here. we've got music from feist. and we'll be right back with larry david. so stick around! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

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♪ >> jimmy: we're back. on the show tonight, she is a grammy award-winning artist with a new documentary about her life called "let the canary sing." cyndi lauper is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, she's on tour right

now with her fellow canadian, sarah mclaughlin. this is her sixth studio album called "multitudes." music from feist. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, it's basketball night tomorrow night. earvin "magic" johnson and jo koy will join us, with music from doechii and jt. so please join us for that. [ applause ] our first guest is a cantankerous man who is largely responsible for two of the funniest shows of all-time. he recently completed his 12th and final season of "curb your enthusiasm." all episodes are available on max. he would rather be at home tonight. please welcome larry david. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> oh, i heart you, i heart you.

can we get rid of that in the culture soon? how fast can we get rid of this? please, somebody, do something about that. >> jimmy: i was thinking about it last night. it just snuck up on us, now it's -- everybody's got this. >> i know, it's just ridiculous. >> jimmy: i think taylor swift might have started it or something. >> really? >> jimmy: yeah, are you all right? are you limping a little? what's going on with you? >> yes, got into an altercation at the supermarket. [ laughter ] yeah. somebody was taking advantage of the less than 10 items, you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. in what way? >> i was -- i was right behind them. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and they didn't like it. you know, you don't do that. come on, jimmy, you don't do that. >> jimmy: i know. >> and by the way, six of them were bottles of ketchup, okay? [ laughter ] they had, like, 12 items but six -- he's claiming that's one item. that's not one item. >> jimmy: i would agree with him on that. >> what are you talking about? six bottles of ketchup.

>> jimmy: they can go times six, they can go whatever, yeah. >> anyway, i didn't like it. he had a bad temper, and he lashed out at me. physically. >> jimmy: wow, really? >> yeah. and we got in an altercation. and you know, i hurt my knee. but he's in much worse shape than me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is he? >> well, he's -- he was an older man. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how much older was the man? >> i found out later he was a holocaust survivor. [ laughter ] and apparently, they're very -- they're very temperamental, i didn't know that you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: perhaps you would have let him slide had you known that. that's a lot of bottles of ketchup. that's like donald trump-level bottles of ketchup. >> why do you need six bottles of ketchup? >> jimmy: maybe he's throwing them at the wall, i don't know. you're going to physical therapy? are you doing anything for that? >> well, yeah. i was told that if you stretch, that it's good for the knee. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> stretching.

so a friend of mine told me that he had a stretcher. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a stretcher person? >> a stretcher, a guy who comes over and stretches. >> jimmy: really? >> he'll stretch you. have you ever been stretched? >> jimmy: nope, never. >> it's a nice thing. >> jimmy: is it? >> it's very relaxing, okay? >> jimmy: really? >> yes, you know, it feels good. you're stretching, you know. so the stretcher comes to the house. and he sees -- working on me, he's -- he's stretching me. you know. >> jimmy: uh-huh? as they do. >> and it feels pretty good, i got to say, feels pretty good. say, after about 15 minutes, he says, "okay, stand up and walk around. see how the knee feels." so i do a little walk around the room. i go, nothing. i've never seen anybody so offended. [ laughter ] he just couldn't believe that he didn't make a difference. "your stretching didn't do anything for me." and he kind of -- didn't say another word for the rest of the session.

he was visibly angry and left without saying good-bye. >> jimmy: he did? >> yes. >> jimmy: is that important to you, a proper good-bye? because it seems like it might not be. [ laughter ] >> well -- i mean -- in a situation like that, okay. "i'm going." something. you don't just leave without saying anything. like i had a friend stay over at my house for four days. it was a guest. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> and when he left, i was in the basement. stretching. [ laughter ] and he came to the top of the stairs, i couldn't even see him, and he said "okay, i'm leaving. goodbye." he said, "i'm leaving." >> jimmy: yeah? >> and i said, "okay, bye." you know, from the basement. >> jimmy: yeah? [ laughter ] >> did i have to walk up the steps? would you walk up the steps to say good-bye? >> jimmy: oh, wow. >> you know, he didn't answer my texts after that. he's pissed off. >> jimmy: he's annoyed with you?

>> he's annoyed that i didn't walk up the steps. >> jimmy: he didn't walk down the steps. v. >> he didn't walk down the steps. >> jimmy: it's easier to walk down the steps. >> then he has to walk back up. >> jimmy: yeah, i guess it's even, right. that's a tough one. >> but he's already at the top of the step. he's expecting me to walk up the steps. >> jimmy: can i tell you? i really like to give you my honest opinion. i'm on your side on this one. >> really? >> jimmy: he came to stay with you. >> yes. >> jimmy: in your house. >> yeah. >> jimmy: if anyone had a debt, it was him to pay. he should have come downstairs. >> come down the stairs, come down the stairs. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unless he was an elderly holocaust survivor. [ laughter ] >> no, he was not. no, he was not. >> jimmy: he was not. i love the idea of you having house guests. even that seems odd to me. i try to sometimes imagine you in different scenarios, you know? like, is there something you can tell us that we would never have known about you? is there anything that pops to mind when i ask that question?

>> oh, boy. really put me on the spot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, well. you don't have to -- >> okay, okay, i'll tell you something. all right, you want to know something? >> jimmy: yes. >> my great grandmother dated nietzsche. the german philosopher. [ laughter ] for real. yes, yeah. >> jimmy: dated him? >> dated. they had -- they were -- [ laughter ] they were close. they had a good relationship. he met her parents before he went in. she said to him, "don't say god is dead at the table." >> jimmy: that was his thing, god is dead, right. >> i'm not going to say god is dead. she said, what are you talking about, you say it all the time. always talk about god is dead, god is dead, i'm sick of it. don't say it in the house. he says okay, i won't say it in the house. fine. he gets through the dinner. they see each other a few days later. he hands her this huge manuscript. "look, i haven't given this to the editors yet, i'd like you to read it.

it's called "thus spoke zarathustra." and she was very intimidated by it, and she couldn't read it. she got through two pages. it's no fun to read this thing. >> jimmy: right? >> and he said "whatted you think?" "loved it." [ laughter ] "loved it." "oh, really? what did you love about it?" "i loved the character, she reminded me of me, i thought she was based on me." "oh, really?" "yeah." "zarathustra is a guy, okay?" so they broke up. [ laughter and applause ] now you see why my stand-up career was in the toilet. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i know. needed a little polish. >> that's the kind of stuff i would do on stage. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> and it would bomb just like did it here tonight. [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: let's take a break,

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it's wolf's glen restaurant in westwood! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's from "curb your enthusiasm" which you can see on max. all 12 seasons. is that something that happened to you for real? >> yes, that happened in my garage. [ laughter ] and i was much angrier than i was in the clip. i was -- i was enraged. >> jimmy: yeah, happens to me, too. >> especially if you're in a hurry yeah. >> jimmy: it makes me think, like when they're talking about a.i. taking over the world, why can't that work properly? [ laughter ] >> yeah, exactly. >> jimmy: why can't it play the song i want it to play? >> yeah. >> jimmy: do you find that -- even going back to "seinfeld," how many of the plots of the shows were based on real events, things that happened to you in your life? >> well, the contest. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: the contest was a real contest? >> real contest. >> jimmy: that you participate in. who were the other competitors? >> just one friend of mine. >> jimmy: just one friend, yeah. >> let's see. well, the gettysburg address episode we did this year. >> jimmy: you really memorized

the gettysburg address? >> yeah, you know. [ laughter ] i have a -- i have a urinal in my office. >> jimmy: okay? >> you know -- it's so boring. you're wasting so much time. when you could be learning something. so you know -- i said to someone, do me a favor, get me the gettysburg, address, i'm going to put it over the urinal. [ laughter ] so every time i go, i'm going to learn some more of the gettysburg address. and i actually learned the gettysburg address. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you could come up with that now if you wanted to? >> yeah. i tried to learn "the charge of the light brigade." >> jimmy: no good? >> no good. >> jimmy: nobody wants to hear that any way. maybe the gettysburg address. >> i understand that you have a urinal in your house? >> jimmy: yes, it was a point of much contention between me and my wife. i have a urinal in the garage. because when i get home, i need to pee before the children greet me. you understand? [ laughter ] or else i will pee on the

children. [ laughter ] >> would you? are you a dog? i don't get it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you don't have this issue? where you have to -- you absolutely have to go? >> you go to the bathroom, what do you mean? [ laughter ] not in the garage. i don't have to go in the garage. i can hold it for another ten feet to the bathroom. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i can't. i can't. and even if i have a complicated belt, forget about it. because the wheels start turning as soon as the car door opens. you don't have that? i thought everyone had that. you're not for a urinal in the garage? >> i've -- [ laughter ] i've never heard of a urinal in a garage, never. >> jimmy: well, i think you're going to start hearing about it a lot more. [ laughter ] >> might as well just keep a big bucket in the car. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i got one of those for my dad. i got my dad -- because i guess we have the same prostate. and i got my dad -- he's got a thing, and my mother thinks it's disgusting, but it's in there in case he needs it.

>> i'm surprised there aren't more urinals in homes, by the way. >> jimmy: i'm with you. you're not allowed to put a urinal in your house. >> what? >> jimmy: i had to put a fake toilet and swap it out. >> that's a law, no urinals? >> jimmy: i think so. that's what they told me, yeah. it's some sort of code, i don't know. [ laughter ] it has to, i guess, be available to everyone. i said to my wife, you could use it too, you just have to back up, that's all. [ laughter ] >> well, maybe -- maybe if trump had a urinal in his house, they could arrest him for that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: it's harder to keep documents in a urinal, yeah, yeah. how long have you been married now? >> oh. [ laughter ] almost four years. >> jimmy: and it's going well? everything's good? >> yeah, yeah, it's all good. [ laughter ] let me ask you. so -- a couple of weeks ago. >> jimmy: yeah? >> went out to dinner. >> jimmy: you and your wife? >> yeah.

when i got home, i started thinking to myself, if this was our second date, i don't think i'd call her again. [ moans and laughter ] i mean, you know. it was okay. [ laughter ] it was okay, but -- am i going to call her again? i don't know. i don't think so. no sex. you know. you know. i don't think i would. >> jimmy: i guess it's a difference between a job interview and a wednesday, really. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> let me ask you a question. >> jimmy: okay. >> when you were a single man -- >> jimmy: okay. >> did you answer the phone during intercourse? >> jimmy: well -- mail for sure, answered mail. no -- [ laughter ] >> would you interrupt the intercourse -- >> jimmy: i think i would. >> excuse me, excuse me -- >> jimmy: i think i would. [ laughter ]

>> yeah, the old phones. >> jimmy: the new phones -- >> no, it's not a cell phone, the old phones. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, for sure. you? >> you answered? >> jimmy: i would, yeah, sure. i think i probably did. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yes? >> i did. >> jimmy: and? >> might be another woman. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i have a somewhat uncomfortable question to ask you. >> sure. >> jimmy: i feel like we're rolling, so i can ask this. so you were -- i don't know if you remember this -- >> did you want to do the nietzsche bit again? >> jimmy: no, no, don't do that again. [ laughter ] >> i'm happy to do it again. >> jimmy: we'll do it on the podcast. >> because it killed. the nietzsche bit killed. >> you're saying your great great grandmother dated him? so you were supposed to be -- i hosted the oscars on sunday night. >> yes. >> jimmy: on monday, you were our guest. we like to have a great guest on monday night after the oscars, because it's a big audience coming in. >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: we asked you, i was excited, you said yes. then, sadly, your friend, richard louis, passed away

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♪ >> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from feist is on the way. our next guest has one of the great voices in the history of popular music. she is the subject of a new documentary titled "let the canary sing." it's on paramount plus now. she drove all through the night to be here, please say hello to cyndi lauper. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jimmy: cyndi, what, have you got a little donald trump hand there? what was that? >> why are you talking about him? >> jimmy: you've got that cape going, okay. >> i don't know where to put -- there you go. >> jimmy: you're all good. how are you? good to see you, thank you for coming. i saw you last month, a few weeks ago. i went to go see huey lewis' show on broadway. lo and behold, who am i sitting next to? cyndi lauper. unbelievable. the gods have smiled upon me. i graduated high school in 1985. and your music and the music of that time, "we are the world," that documentary that you were a part of was a huge, huge thing for me. so, it was very exciting to sit next to you there. and also, i loved seeing -- >> your cousin. >> jimmy: my cousin ivy? >> sitting next to your cousin and your brother. >> jimmy: my cousin sal, yeah. >> and i had rob hyman who

cowrote "time after time" with me and his wife. [ cheers and applause ] rob, yeah. yeah. >> jimmy: it was fun seeing you with huey because you guys -- >> sat right behind me, a lot of pressure. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: right yeah, sure, you've got to enjoy. huey and you -- let's play that clip from "we are the world." ♪ whoa whoa whoa realize that change can only come ♪ ♪ when we stand together as one ♪ ♪ we are the world ♪ >> jimmy: you were showing off there, really. [ cheers and applause ] in a room full of singers. do you ever feel -- because i think i maybe feel this way about you. i feel like you haven't gotten as much credit as you deserve for as incredible as your voice is -- >> aww, well, i was 30 then. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: but because of the hair and the jewelry and, you know, and the wrestling and all

that kind of stuff. >> oh, yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. >> so -- you know, i know a couple moves. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i remember you really attacking captain lou and rowdy rowdy piper, yes. >> yes, yes, and i was wrestling manager for a while with wendi richter and the fabulous moolah. >> jimmy: the fabulous moolah, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. that day that "we are the world" recording, it seemed like you were the most skeptical of all the performers they interviewed as far as what you guys were doing there and whether or not the song was good. that true? >> it sounds so mean. [ laughter ] i felt when i first heard it, i was like, you know, because of michael, we all had to -- i felt we all had to. but i was taken to -- >> jimmy: michael jackson. >> michael jackson. name dropping. [ laughter ] and i was taken to disneyland,

and we saw the ride, it's a small world after all. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> when i first heard the song i was like, oh, that's -- but what i didn't understand -- yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: oh. >> what i didn't understand was what i began to when i got there. and i started to watch quincy jones work. of course, i was the bane of his existence because i had some jewelry on. [ laughter ] and i didn't realize -- i was worried about how i would look. i didn't want to look like a plain jane. >> jimmy: there's a great scene where they're trying to figure out where all this jingling noise is coming from. [ laughter ] they're going crazy, checking the mic, then they realize it's your bracelets and your necklace that are making the noise. >> you know, i still wear jewelry. i didn't wear it today for you because i figured i didn't want to make noise. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i -- except now i wear the ones -- you know, the stones that make you -- like, this will make you calm. this will make you cheery. [ laughter ] this stone -- you know. you know. >> jimmy: yeah. the healing stones. >> healing stones. >> jimmy: yes, right.

your own documentary, explain why it's called "let the canary sing." >> oh, that. that's -- when i first started, i had a manager. you know, blue angel was my first group. we're really going there. we were going. we were doing good for a minute. >> jimmy: it was you and four guys, right? >> yeah. until i had the meeting with the president. and he asked me -- he said, "we're going to make you into the next barbra streisand." and he said that i said, "well -- well, don't you already have one?" [ laughter ] and i said, "besides," you know, it was because i could sing a good ballad. and i didn't want to just sing ballads. i was a rocker, you know. i got thrown out of the school of jazz because i wouldn't quit my rock band. [ applause ] >> jimmy: they threw you out because of that? >> i was asked to leave. >> jimmy: you were asked to leave. >> i was. but i don't care about that.

i was asked to leave two grade school catholic schools, too. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> yes. political differences. >> jimmy: i see. [ laughter ] yet all these years later, you're right across the street getting your hands and shoes in cement. [ cheers and applause ] on the hollywood walk of fame there at the chinese theater. that's a big deal. >> that was so -- that was so surreal. and cher came and bb -- >> jimmy: cher is your friend, cher is in the documentary, actually, with you. >> oh, man, i love her. and anyway, she told me, "no, no, wear those shoes." i was going to wear those other shoes. she said, "no, those will read better." okay. >> jimmy: does cher give you advice regularly? >> well, you know. when i was on tour with her, i was sometimes, your, a little late. [ laughter ] to the point where my stylist was always running behind me singing -- ♪ if you could be on time ♪ you know. [ laughter ] [ applause ]

>> jimmy: she chose a cher song to illustrate that. now, you announced on monday that this is the "girls just wanna have fun" farewell tour. [ cheers and applause ] >> yes. >> jimmy: does this mean you're done having fun? there will be no more fun in the future? [ laughter ] >> no, are you kidding me? >> jimmy: you're going to continue to have fun. what is the farewell part of it, though? >> i'm not doing the trains, planes and automobiles. >> jimmy: never again? >> come on. well, i want to go -- i want to do an arena tour. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> i haven't -- yeah, i should just put this down. >> jimmy: i'll take that. [ laughter ] that right there, okay. this is -- this indicates the farewell tour. good-bye, everyone! [ laughter and applause ] >> no, i haven't done arena tours -- well, i've been doing these, you know -- the shows. the broadway shows. >> jimmy: right. >> and i'm strong now.

but i don't know what i'm going to be like in four years. >> jimmy: uh-huh? >> you know, i could see myself -- >> jimmy: your friend cher did her farewell tour in 1985. [ laughter ] i have a feeling you're going to be all right. >> no, i -- i think for me -- i wanted to do -- have a chance to just do this when i'm feeling strong, and you know, celebrate with people. i mean, really celebrate with people. you know, make it fun. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: why not? well, it's -- "let the canary sing" is the documentary. you can see it on paramount plus. and tickets to "the girls just wanna have fun farewell tour" go on sale friday at livenation.com. cyndi lauper, everybody! thank you, cyndi. we'll be right back with feist. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

>> jimmy: thanks to larry david and cyndi lauper. apologies to matt damon. "nightline" is next but first, her album is called "multitudes." here with the song "love who we are meant to," feist! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ ♪ make it up as i go that's all i can do when ♪ ♪ haven't got a clue when i'll see you again ♪ ♪ and when that day comes and all i shouldn't say runs ♪ ♪ out before i stop it cause i felt it as i thought it ♪ ♪ we will struggle with the truth ♪ ♪ that sometimes we don't get to ♪ ♪ love who we are meant to love who we are meant to ♪

♪ drafting as i drift i cannot write nor reckon it ♪ ♪ so will i let it wreck me or wreck my dream of family ♪ ♪ even denial is romantic and that's romance's disadvantage ♪ ♪ that sometimes we don't get to love who we are meant to ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ well maybe that you're a real man ♪ ♪ is what is in the way cause the idea ♪ ♪ of the man i love he's always loved me ♪ ♪ in his lonely way what i can feel from my ideal love ♪

♪ is also love in a lonely way ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is "nightline." >> tonight, a hung jury in the karen read murder trial. accused of murdering her police officer boyfriend. what we're learning. plus, warnings in the water. rough surf making summer no day at the beach.