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available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv. do not forget roku. download the app now so you can start streaming. thank you so much for watching. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm julian glover right now on jimmy kimmel. you got zac efron. >> have a great night. and a wonderful weekend. take care. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" tonight -- zac efron. congresswoman jasmine crockett. and music from gracie abrams. with cleto and the cletones.
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and now, jimmy kimmel! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. very nice. i appreciate that. i'm jimmy, i'm the host. thank you for watching. thank you for coming. thank you for joining us here in hollywood. happy summer. today is the first official day of summer. [ cheers ] the first official day of summer and the longest day of the year. there's no way this is the longest day of the year. election day will be the longest day of the year. [ laughter ] but summer is here. and i can think of no better way to welcome it than this. >> all right, on three. when i tell you to pull out a little, pull out a little. one, two, three -- [ bleep ].
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[ laughter ] [ bleep ]. i hesitated, hurt my arm. i hurt my shoulder, holy [ bleep ]. i hesitated, and i slipped. >> jimmy: you cannot hesitate or you will slip. i've said it a million times. [ laughter ] the olympics have really slipped this year, haven't they? [ laughter ] i have a feeling we may see a repeat of that at the debate next week. president biden and former president trump are gearing up for their first debate of the year a week from tonight in atlanta. biden has secluded himself at camp david, where he is preparing for the bout like rocky balboa getting ready for golf clubber lang. [ laughter ] trump is hard at work right now deciding whether to go with the scented aqua net or unscented. [ laughter ] despite skipping every other debate, trump reportedly can't wait to attack joe biden. it's the most he's ever hated someone he wasn't married to. [ laughter ] according to maggie haberman of "the new york times," said trump knows that he interrupted too much in their last debate, so his game plan for this one is to
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not do that. and as we all know, trump has an uncanny ability to stick to his game plan. [ laughter ] his discipline is unmatched. [ laughter ] robert kennedy jr. did not make the cut for the debate. once again, he didn't get a shot. [ laughter ] it will be a two-man affair. they already had the coin toss. they tossed a coin, and biden won the toss, which means he got to choose his podium position. he chose to be on the right. which i think means trump is back to being a democrat. i'm not sure. [ laughter ] in the meantime, the race for who will be trump's number two is heating up. trump is expected to announce his pick for running mate at or just before the convention next month. he's reportedly whittled it down to eight finalists. one of them is senator j.d. vance of ohio, who has gone full maga, despite the fact that he shared many less-than-complimentary thoughts about trump in the past. >> you've said, i've never -- i'm a never trump guy, never liked him, terrible candidate, idiot if you voted for him, might be america's hitler, might be a cynical a-hole, cultural heroin, noxious, reprehensible.
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>> look, i was wrong about donald trump. [ laughter ] i didn't think he was going to be a good president, but he was a great president. >> jimmy: i didn't know you meant "that" donald trump! [ laughter ] when i said america's hitler, i meant it in a good way! [ laughter ] and then we have the governor of north dakota, doug burgum, who is very wealthy, which trump loves. he's said some things about trump too. i'm not sure if he's ready for the spotlight just yet. >> governor, good to have you with us today. what goes through your mind when you hear these dire projections about being against the entire system of u.s. government and potentially throwing people in jails and in camps? [ laughter ] governor burgum? >> oh, hi, martha. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: his puppeteer was on break, i think. in louisiana, the governor yesterday signed a law that requires the ten commandments to
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be posted in every public school classroom in the state. which is a brazen attack on the american idea of separation of church and state. maybe they should also post the constitution in the louisiana governor's office. so he can give it a read every once in a while. [ applause ] although i will say, in fairness, the point of posting the ten commandments in schools is so we can remind third graders not to commit adultery. [ laughter ] not only is this a dumb waste of time, energy and money, here's some video of governor landry signing the bill. keep an eye on the kid standing behind him. >> this bill mandates the display of the ten commandments in every classroom in public, elementary, secondary, and post-education schools in the state of louisiana. >> jimmy: i don't blame her, i really don't. she's okay. she fainted. but that's a sign if you're
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talking about the ten commandments. the governor said he is looking forward to a legal challenge. he believes this is a big win for him politically. this is the kind of thing we have to deal with now in the trump era. everything is upside down. people are doing things just for attention. in fact, let's go over those ten commandments. thou shalt have no other gods before me. thou shalt make no idols. thou shalt not take the name of the lord in vain. remember the sabbath day and keep it holy. honor thy father and mother. i'll give him that one, he has his mom's hair-do. [ laughter ] thou shalt not kill. thou shalt not commit adultery. thou shalt not steal. thou shalt not bear false witness. and thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house. [ laughter and applause ] okay, he's one for ten. not bad. in other ne'er-do-well news, george santos -- remember him? volleyball star? after crapping out on "cameo," george santo is on to his newest money-making scheme, and it is an onlyfans page. he posted, "the moment you've
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all been waiting for! only on #onlyfans will you get the full behind the scenes access to everything i'm working on. see ya all there!" [ laughter ] finally, we'll get full behind-the-scenes access to everything he's working on, which is nothing. [ laughter ] george said he wouldn't be doing "anything sexual whatsoever" on his onlyfans. but you can see it all for only $29.99 a month. the saddest part is the only person who is going to actually subscribe to this is me. [ laughter ] i think george and his 15 minutes are up. because there are new faces making waves, including an attorney in columbus, ohio, for whom the chip is hitting the can. >> the ohio attorney suspended for throwing a feces-filled pringles can out of his car just got his license reinstated. jack blakeslee admitted to relieving himself in a can and randomly throwing it from his car -- at least ten times. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ten? ten times? that's a lot of times. [ laughter ]
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one time, totally. yeah. two? yeah. three? maybe. but at what point do you pull over? [ laughter ] once you pop, you can't stop. that's right, right? [ laughter ] another lawyer in trouble is rudy giuliani. rudy giuliani is said to be in massive debt. he owes a lot of people a lot of money, thanks to his pork-brained defense of donald trump. and he's trying to climb out of that hole by getting in the coffee game. >> here we are pretty much in the beginning of the process here at this pristine -- i call it a laboratory. not like a factory. it's like a hospital. this is the beginning of the process for roasting. deep grain, very good quality. most people don't use this quality. you should know, all arabica beans. all arabica. oh my goodness, look at these, my goodness, ha ha ha! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ha ha ha! all right. now get in the machine, and we'll bury you in beans, rudy. [ laughter ] not only is he selling coffee, he's branching out into coffee
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and while it'll be nice to have time off, i'm going to miss you guys. i'm going to miss the audience. i'm going to miss our band. [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to miss our crew. i'm going to miss our announcer lou. i will miss you, lou. of course i'm going to miss guillermo. where is guillermo? ♪ >> guillermo: oh, a shot gun! do a shot, yeah! >> jimmy: guillermo! can you hear me? >> best sumemr ever, yeah, whoo! >> jimmy: guillermo? guillermo? are you having a party? >> guillermo: no, jimmy. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you're drinking. >> guillermo: i always drink at work. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's true. why is there a sign that says "goodbye loser" with my face on it? >> guillermo: wait, there's a sign that say "good-bye loser" with your face on it? where? >> jimmy: it's right behind you, where. it's right there, it's huge. >> guillermo: sorry, jimmy, i cannot hear you, the music is too loud! best summer ever!
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best summer ever! best summer ever! >> jimmy: at least i've still got my band with me -- [ laughter ] oh my god. ♪ what's going on? >> best summer ever! best summer ever! >> jimmy: this is outrageous. at least -- you know what, at least, cleto sr., at least you stayed behind for me. >> cleto: jimmy, i will never leave you. [ applause ] >> jimmy: thank you. he's the only one who really loves me. and one more thing before we barrel ahead. it's thursday night, which means it's time to bleep and blur the big tv moments of the week. it's time for "this week in unnecessary censorship." >> today is take your [ bleep ] to work day. if you plan on bringing your [ bleep ] into work, make sure you have permission. >> we weren't able to execute at a high level, so when i was [ bleep ]ing everybody's [ bleep ], that was more a sign of respect. >> los angeles regional [ bleep ] is expanding its ability to [ bleep ] more people
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in need. >> when is the trump campaign going to stop [ bleep ]ing? >> a young woman, and it's hard to keep up with him, he's constantly [ bleep ]ing around the clock. >> for people like javier, who is able to pursue his dream of [ bleep ]ing a nurse thanks to daca. >> how many alpacas would you say you've [ bleep ]ed? >> i know exactly, only 14. >> president biden [ bleep ]ed pope francis at the g7 summit. >> something embarrassing might happen to you at the public pool some. >> you get caught [ bleep ]ing [ bleep ] in the pool. >> yeah, i love -- i cannot win -- i, you know -- he need to come in my [ bleep ] again, yes. >> no more taxes on [ bleep ]s. no taxes on [ bleep ]s. none. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we've got a fun show for you tonight. congresswoman jasmine crockett is here. we have music from gracie abrams.
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>> jimmy: hi, there. welcome back to our show. tonight, representing texas' 30th congressional district, jasmine crockett is with us. [ cheers and applause ] she is the young woman who called klan mom, marjorie taylor greene, a "bleach-blonde bad-built, butch body." [ cheers and applause ] and i immediately fell in love. then later, a very talented young singer and songwriter, her new album is called "the secret of us." gracie abrams from our outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] this will be my last show for about two months. but don't worry, we have some really great guest hosts here to keep my seat warm. starting next week with martin short will be hosting the show. followed by anthony anderson, kathryn hahn, kumail nanjiani, lamorne morris, jeff goldblum, and rupaul. plus deadpool and wolverine, ryan reynolds and hugh jackman hosting the show together. [ cheers and applause ] i think that's great. it takes two superheroes to replace one me. [ laughter ] remember that.
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guillermo, you'll watch the place while i'm gone? >> guillermo: yes, jimmy, i will take care of it. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you look like you're in a loverboy video. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: thanks, jimmy, i'm celebrating. >> jimmy: on the first official day of summer, we are blessed with a guest who radiates heat like the power of the sun. he stars alongside nicole kidman in the new comedy "a family affair." it premieres a week from tomorrow on netflix. please welcome zac efron. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you know, it's funny. every time you're here, wow, the crowd's really fired up to see me! oh no, they're actually here to see you. [ laughter ] how are you doing? >> good, man, congratulations. thanks for having your last show. >> jimmy: thanks for coming on
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my last show. let's do something crazy and blow it out. >> i'm in, let's go. >> jimmy: what are you doing this summer? you have a plan? >> yeah, probably travel a bit, travel a bit, yeah. >> jimmy: you love to travel. what were your summers like when you were a kid? you were working when you were a kid, right? >> yeah, well -- i guess when i was younger, it was a lot of -- i don't know, it was still a lot of nature stuff. i would go to summer camp. >> jimmy: you went to summer camp. >> nature camp. i did a performing arts camp. >> jimmy: let's start with nature camp. where is nature camp held? is it here in l.a.? [ laughter ] >> no. >> jimmy: no? >> no, i was never in l.a. till i was -- it was a lot later. >> jimmy: okay, all right. >> this one was -- i think it was in cambria or near cambria. >> jimmy: okay. >> man, looking back, it was kind of sketch. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: was it? >> a little bit. outdoor camp, there was a boys side, a girls side. basically sheds with bunk beds in them. yeah, we just got up to mischief outside, it was fun. >> jimmy: did you go by yourself?
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what was the setup there? >> yeah, i brought one friend. yeah, it was fun. just us and the counselors. >> jimmy: what would they do? canoeing and that kind of stuff? >> yeah, there was no water. [ laughter ] it was mostly like -- >> jimmy: very slow canoeing? >> yeah. it was all kinds of games. we'd do like -- geez, we'd do scavenger hunts. we would practice building fires. things like that. >> jimmy: could you build a fire now as a result of that camp? >> no, i don't know what the [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] i watched all the camp counselors do it. >> jimmy: were there wild animals and whatnot around your camp? >> there were, yeah. actually quite a few. oh, gosh. one of the fun things we did was all the camp counselors got together, we played this game called -- it was catch the snipe. there's these animals called snipes. >> jimmy: i know what this is, yeah. >> they would pull us out super late at night, like 10:00 for us back then. they would run around chasing
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these snipes. and halfway through the night, the camp counselors were the only one who had seen these things. we couldn't find them, we couldn't run fast enough, we thought. we came to find out there was no such thing as a snipe. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, right. it's a prank, the snipe, yeah. >> it is, yeah. >> jimmy: it's nonsense. >> we really got into it. at one point i pretended i caught one. >> jimmy: did you really? >> yeah, i fully bought into it. i really wanted to catch one. >> jimmy: you wanted to be the snipe catcher. the other camp you went to was what, did you say? >> it was called -- like the california summer school -- csun -- >> jimmy: northridge, right? >> yeah, that was more a drama, a drama camp. >> jimmy: oh, you went to acting camp. >> i didn't know it was a camp, more like a conservatory school. basically like -- everybody that went to it, it was a three-week intensive, like, acting course. >> jimmy: i see. >> and to get in you had to be basically in college. but they let a couple of younger
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kids get in. they let two freshmen in the program. and i think -- i wasn't quite a freshman. >> jimmy: how old were you? >> i think i was 12. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you were 12 in a camp with college kids? >> yeah, yeah, for like three weeks. >> jimmy: did you have a fake i.d.? [ laughter ] how did you manage that? >> no, we -- i sent a tape, and they let me in. >> jimmy: you sent a tape? you auditioned for camp? >> it said i was 14 or 13 on it. >> jimmy: you lied. >> i was far and away the youngest kid there. >> jimmy: you lied to the cavern, but what about your mom? your mom was cool with you -- >> they were cool with it. >> jimmy: just, get out of the house? >> just wanted me to get the [ bleep ] out. >> jimmy: did you learn things from the camp? >> yeah, we put on shows. we put on -- it was pretty intensive, man, i'm not going to lie. i learned a lot about acting on that trip. there was monologue classes every day. >> jimmy: oh, really? >> yeah, it was pretty well-structured. we had really good teachers. >> at 12 years old you had to memorize a monologue and give a monologue?
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>> yeah. >> jimmy: what kind of monologue do you give when you're 12? >> oh, geez, i picked something horrible. it was -- everyone was giving very serious monologues. these are good, talented actors at this age. and i didn't know what i was doing. so i picked something from "the matrix." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: really? >> it was like -- a really hard one -- oh, it was agent smith, like, interrogating morpheus. >> jimmy: what? >> it's like this really -- he's like a shakespearean actor, that guy, he's incredible. and i was like, "oh, i'm going to nail this." i went in there and i was like -- oh, god, it was so embarrassing. >> jimmy: you probably had a high voice and the whole thing. >> yeah, i was prepubescent. [ laughter ] didn't know what was going on. they put me in front of the class. i remember going -- it was like -- "human beings are a plague." [ laughter ] "you are a plague, a disease. and i am the cure." [ laughter ] the teacher's like, "zac, stop right now. just stop, stop, stop, stop."
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>> jimmy: this is kind of the opposite of summer, really. you took a trip to the north pole? >> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: why did you go to the north pole? >> bucket list. >> jimmy: that's on your bucket list? >> yeah. it happened super last minute. a couple of friends said they were going up there. >> jimmy: no santa claus up there. >> right? i'm not going to say that. he's probably up there. we went to try to find him. we heard he was in this ice cave. we landed, did a dog sled thing, which was wild. so cold, unbelievably cold up there. one of the funner things we did, we started at like midnight. we hiked up this glacier. for, like, four hours. just up into the middle of nowhere. our plan was to get into this ice cave. >> jimmy: you brought a video here of the ice cave. >> so this is, like, after four hours of intense hiking through waist-deep snow. >> jimmy: ugh. >> freezing our asses off. at the end of this, it's like damn near 4:00 in the morning, no sleep, it's been a mission of
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a day. we got to this ice cave, we were excited to see. this was us seeing the entrance, because it was a lot smaller than we anticipated. >> jimmy: here it is. >> all right. make sure you get your shoulders loose. >> look at that thing. >> my god. >> jimmy: that was the ice cave? can we still -- we barely got to see that ice cave. [ laughter ] >> you can't tell there, but we had to suck in -- i had to suck in my breath. >> jimmy: did you sleep in that hole? >> it got bigger once you got in. it was 50 feet straight down a tube, like a baby's water -- i had my arms above my head, it was crazy, just to get in that hole. >> jimmy: you slept in the hole? >> no, no. that was kind of the game plan, i think. once we took -- we were there for, i don't know, maybe 20 minutes. everyone wanted to get the hell out of there. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's a very good call. when we come back, we're going to see a clip from zac's new movie "a family affair." zac efron is with us. we'll be right back.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is zac efron, nicole kidman, and joey king in "a family affair." explain the idea of what was going on right there. >> so, this movie is -- it's funny. i play a kind of an eccentric young movie star, a little close to home. but, like, in all the wrong ways. geez. yeah. and joey king plays my assistant. and her mom is nicole kidman, and we meet and kind of fall in love. much to joey's character's -- like, she hates the whole scenario. >> jimmy: you worked with nicole kidman one time before, right? what was that movie? >> "paperboy." >> jimmy: that's right. oh, yeah, that's right. you guys had a -- your character -- you had a thing in that movie also? >> yeah, we did. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> we did. that movie was kind of dark and
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really cool. just a whole different vibe. someone coined it like swamp noir. matthew mcconaughey was in it. >> jimmy: right, yeah. >> joan cusack was in it. >> jimmy: i think you were here talking about that, like 10, 12 years ago. >> this is where i go to talk about everything. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. yeah, didn't something happen weird in that movie? with nicole kidman? >> we -- we had some love scenes, i guess. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah. didn't she pee on you or something like that in that movie? [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: right, right. >> that was the first day of filming. >> jimmy: that's how you have to do it, mark your territory immediately. [ laughter ] that's how the australians do it. they claim you. [ laughter ] it's nicole's birthday today. >> is it really? oh my god, happy birthday, nicole, geez. [ cheers and applause ] before this airs, i'm going to be texting the [ bleep ] out of her. >> jimmy: pretend that you knew and you told me. >> i'm sure we talked about it during press. >> jimmy: although, if she's back home in australia, who knows what day it is now.
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you either missed her birthday or you're really early for it, right? >> you're right. [ laughter ] i've got a good shot, it's 50/50. >> jimmy: when you shot this, was that before "the iron claw," the wrestling movie, or after the movie? >> it was. i was training for "the iron claw" while we were making this movie. mid-training for this. >> jimmy: is that potentially a problem? where you're more muscular by the end of the movie than you were at the beginning? >> it could be, yeah. that might have happened. but -- yeah, yeah. but it was actually really fun. it was very hard because i was super sore the whole time. so one of the things that i did is sort of help with that i brought like an ice bath to set. >> jimmy: right. >> so i was doing the ice bath every day at lunch. whenever i could, i would jump in the ice bath. at one time our director richard lagravenese came in to give me notes. i didn't give him a heads-up. i was in the ice bath while he came in to give me some notes.
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he didn't address it, i didn't address it. we sat for 20 minutes, he gave me notes. i was like, shivering, "sounds great." "by the way, can we put this in the next scene?" "the ice bath?" "yeah." it made it into the film. >> jimmy: and you had to get back into the ice bath? >> yeah, for a whole long scene, over an hour, i think. [ laughter ] but it was not the cool ice bath. >> jimmy: you visited the north pole, you can probably handle an ice bath. [ laughter ] the movie is called "a family affair." it premieres a week from tomorrow on netflix. zac efron, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, zac. we'll be back with congresswoman jasmine crockett. ♪ i am, i cried ♪ [ laughing ] ♪ i am, said i ♪ ♪ and i am lost and i can't ♪ punch buggy red. ♪ even say why ♪
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>> jimmy: hi, there, welcome back. music from gracie abrams is on the way. last month, a memorable exchange
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with marjorie taylor greene in the house oversight committee added a colorful new phrase to the congressional record. >> do you know what we're here for? you know we're here about -- >> just a -- >> you know what we're here for. >> you know what i'm talking about. >> i think your fake eyelashes are messing up -- >> no, hold on -- order. >> i'm just curious to better understand your ruling. if someone on this committee then starts talking about somebody's bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body, that would not be engaging in personalities, correct? >> a what, now? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and a star was born. from texas' 30th district, please welcome congresswoman jasmine crockett. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: it's great to have you
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here. now, that was funny. [ laughter ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. can you tell us what led up to that? is there anything that we didn't see that precipitated that? >> no, just that marjorie is a little slow. [ laughter ] no, yeah, so -- you know, what most people don't know is that on this particular day, we were supposed to have our hearing at 11:00 a.m. instead, it wasn't until 8:00 p.m. they were trying to compete with you for ratings, i guess. >> jimmy: uh-huh, why? >> c-span. nevertheless, what it was is that they had gone to new york. because they wanted to be by trump's side as he was in trial. >> jimmy: oh, so you had to wait for them? >> we had to wait for them to come back. >> jimmy: oh. >> so then -- the hearing was supposed to be about the ag. we're supposed to be talking about ag merrick garland. she starts talking about judge merchan. so now i'm upset. it's late at night, i've been here all day ready to work, y'all aren't here, and you're still talking about that failed trial. i had to ask her if she
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understood, because she's not the brightest. >> jimmy: right, oh, yeah. >> and ultimately she, you know -- >> jimmy: she attacked you personally. >> she did. >> jimmy: she started it. >> she did. >> jimmy: did you have that phrase? what was it again? a bleach-blond -- >> bad-built butch body. >> jimmy: butch body. [ cheers and applause ] it's so good. was that floating around in your head before this? >> no, no, no. >> jimmy: holy cow, you just -- that just came out? >> not really. so, like, when you clip it up -- i mean, it looked like it was really fast, but it wasn't. there was a lot of time that passed. >> jimmy: okay. >> they were supposed to either kick her out or she was supposed to apologize. ultimately comer, who y'all saw was very confused -- >> jimmy: he seems perpetually confused. >> absolutely. he revealed in that hearing he has two hearing aids. he was like, "if y'all didn't realize, i got two hearing aids, i can't hear." >> jimmy: that's convenient.
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>> we were like, so we're having a hearing about the fact that you don't have the audio recordings from the ag, got it. because you can't hear him anyway. what do you need it for? [ laughter ] nevertheless. so there was a lot of time that passed. but it was clear that he was about to rule the wrong way. >> jimmy: ah. >> so when he did that, i looked over, and i dressed her from head to toe and i wrote it down. >> jimmy: i see. interesting. well, that was impressive, i have to tell you. did you hear from everybody, then, afterwards, in your life? because i saw it, okay, we have to put this on the show right now. >> so, very interesting. my pastor was the first person i heard from. [ moans and laughter ] >> jimmy: was he upset with you? >> he wasn't. you'd have to know my pastor to know that he's about this life. [ laughter ] so my pastor actually called me while we were in the hearing.
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and so i sent him to voicemail. and i was like, "i'm in a hearing." he was like, "i know. the next time you say bleach-blond, bad-built, butch body please let me know so i don't have water in my mouth and spit it out." [ laughter and applause ] so literally -- >> jimmy: that's how you found out it went viral? >> well, no. i thought my team put it up. my pastor, he follows me on social. >> jimmy: gotcha. >> i did not know. there was other people from home, like texting me, like oh my gosh. i was like, okay, they follow me, my team put it up. no, it was going viral. >> jimmy: yeah. >> it, like -- instantaneous. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. i mean, yeah, it was funny. [ laughter ] have you seen her, marjorie, since the incident? >> yeah. >> jimmy: you have. >> finally. >> jimmy: is it civil, or no? >> uh -- we don't talk. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: is she the dumbest person in the house of representatives? >> i'd be hard-pressed to find someone dumber. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: i get the sense that it's not just democrats that
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don't like her. >> oh, no, no, no. like, her people don't like her either. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: her people don't like her either. >> no. >> jimmy: after that, did you get republicans going, oh, good point? >> absolutely. >> jimmy: you did, oh, wow. >> soon after, i saw a couple of republican women that were like wink, wink. [ laughter ] they were like -- and then i do have a few text messages from some republican men. then i've had some republican men walk up to me and say, "i love your eyelashes." [ laughter ] "you better." >> jimmy: now then, i guess the president, his campaign, people saw this and they said, we need to send you out on the road to spread the good word, yes? >> yes. >> jimmy: yes. so you've been doing that? >> i have. >> jimmy: what do you tell people? what's your message to people? >> it's not about bleach blonds. no, no, i really have -- >> jimmy: for sure, because he's running against one. [ laughter ] >> you know, i've been trying to
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make sure that people understand that this election should be about them. we spend so much time focusing on the name, right? but the reality is that the only way we get anything done is if there is a strong team in place. i can tell you that i have the best team that money cannot buy. that is for sure. and so it's about making sure that we've got the house democrats and that we end up with a speaker jeffries instead of maga mike. it's about making sure that we hold on to the senate and that we have the white house. and so people should look at this election and be very selfish about it and say, you know what? i've got to do what's right for me. so when you look at what people are offering, what their platform is, whether it's, you know, aligned with making sure that the convicted orange jesus -- [ laughter ] -- is going to be praised or if it is really one that focuses on the reality that, yes, we are doing well from a statistical standpoint on the economy, but that there's so much more that
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we need to do. we still know that housing is a struggle. so many people are not able to build that generational wealth because they can't buy a home right now because of interest rates. or the fact that the cost of food is still really high while my republican colleagues are saying things like, we need to cut $30 billion in s.n.a.p. benefits, when people only get $6 a day in the first place. that's the only way that we get a farm bill. really doing the research and saying, i deserve a better america, a more perfect union, and does it look like divisiveness or does it look like someone who at least may not be perfect and i may not agree with wholeheartedly, but i know he's at least working for me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, there you go. you know, you may -- i took a liberty. you may find yourself in a situation like this again, and i know now they're selling shirts. >> that's right, we're raising the money. >> jimmy: we've come up with some other phrases that you could use if you run into marjorie again, all right?
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hoagie head horse hair hitler happy hate hobbit. [ laughter ] tank top tramp stamp truck stop traitor top. qanon hot pocket gazpacho goblin guinea pig. tugboat torso trump stump tonya harding. do you want to read one? >> no, i think it would be hard. >> jimmy: ding dong dye job dipstick and lipstick. hulk hogan headed honeybaked ham and legs. these are all for you. use them as often as you like. well, thank you for giving us a little bit of levity in an otherwise insane situation that we're in. that's congresswoman jasmine crockett, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for being here. we'll be back with gracie abrams!
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♪ hey, come on, come on ♪ ♪ do what you want ♪ get into an audi and go your own way. find your way to exceptional offers during the summer of audi sales event at you local audi dealer. >> jimmy: i want to thank zac efron, congresswoman jasmine crockett, apologies to matt damon. we ran out of time for him. "nightline" is next. but first, her album is called "the secret of us." here with the song "close to you," gracie abrams!
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♪ ♪ ♪ i don't got a single problem with provocative ♪ ♪ see the bodies how they burn it's just the way it is ♪ ♪ smoky, dark, crowded room i need nothing ♪ ♪ under pink light in june i was so cool ♪ ♪ but then, all of a sudden you saw me look at you ♪ ♪ i burn for you and you don't even know my name ♪ ♪ if you asked me to i'd give up everything to be close to you ♪ ♪ pull the trigger on the gun i
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gave you when we met ♪ ♪ i wanna be close to you break my heart and start a fire ♪ ♪ you got me overnight just let me be ♪ ♪ close to you close to you ♪ ♪ close to you just let me be ♪ ♪ oh, close to you close to you close to you ♪ ♪ and now your mouth is moving cinematic timing ♪ ♪ you pull me in and touch my neck and now i'm dying ♪ ♪ you should be mine for life ♪ ♪ i'll be signing every dotted line ♪ ♪ chemical override ultraviolet you could be mine tonight ♪
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♪ and i burn for you and you don't even know my name ♪ ♪ if you asked me to i'd give you everything ♪ ♪ to be close to you pull the trigger on the gun ♪ ♪ i gave you when we met i wanna be close to you ♪ ♪ break my heart and start a fire ♪ ♪ you got me overnight just let me be ♪ ♪ close to you close to you ♪ ♪ close to you just let me be ♪ ♪ oh, close to you close to you close to you ♪ ♪ i burn for you mmm, to be close to you ♪ ♪ close to you close to you ♪ ♪ just want to be close to you ♪ ♪ pull the trigger on the gun i
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gave you when we met ♪ ♪ break my heart and start a fire you got me over ♪ ♪ close to you close to you ♪ ♪ whoo whoo close to you close to you ♪ ♪ close to you close to you ♪ ♪ ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, george stephanopoulos' exclusive one on

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