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>> kathryn: hello! oh, hello, hello! oh! everybody! whoo! [ cheers and applause ] happy hump day! [ cheers and applause ] i'm your guest host, my name is kathryn hahn. [ cheers and applause ] i have learned so much working here this week. like the fact that all of jimmy's shoes have six-inch lifts in them. [ laughter ] no idea. did you know that, guillermo? >> guillermo: no, i didn't know that. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: well, now you do. how is everybody feeling? [ cheers and applause ] love it! is the a/c working okay? it's very hot outside, i've heard.

very hot. it's so hot in las vegas. >> audience: how hot is it? >> kathryn: wow, this is an amazing audience. it's so hot in las vegas, all bachelorette parties are canceled because chicken dales can't get their balls unstuck from their legs. [ rimshot ] whoo! my daughter's here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] hi, honey. of course, no one gets more fired up about the heat than our nation's newscasters. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow. >> wow wow wow. >> oh, oh! >> oh, oh! >> holy cow. >> oh boy. >> oh my goodness. >> oh my goodness. >> oh my goodness.

>> oh my goodness. >> my goodness. >> oh my goodness gracious. >> oh my gosh. >> pant, pant, pant. >> right? >> yikes. >> yikes. >> yikes. >> yikes. >> whoa. >> whoa. >> whoo. >> whoo. >> whoo. >> whoo, whoo, whoo. >> whoo. >> ugh. >> yowza. >> kathryn: oh my goodness, oh my goodness! i mean, do they teach you to say "yowza" in weatherman school? [ laughter ] you guys, i've truly had the best time being with all of you this week, but this is my last night hosting the show. [ audience: moaning ] i know, might cry. and if donald trump becomes president again, it might be the last time a woman over 40 is allowed to appear on national television. [ laughter ] so remember this. not going to happen. trump claims he wants to give joe biden a chance to "redeem himself" for the debate. he's offering to meet president biden any tee time, anywhere. >> i'm also officially

challenging crooked joe to an 18-hole golf match right here. it will be among the most-watched sporting events in history. i will give him ten strokes a side. >> kathryn: 10 strokes? that's nine more than he lasted with stormy. [ laughter ] trump has kept a low profile since the debate, but now he's back out there chatting with voters about all his favorite subjects. >> a waitress came over, beautiful waitress, and i never like talking about physical, she's beautiful inside. because you never talk about a person's look. ever. you never mention. the other day i got very angry, some man called chris christie fat. and i said, "sir." and then he said he was a pig. i said, "sir! chris christie is not a fat pig, please remember that. he is not a fat pig, please take

it back." and the guy's looking at me like, really? no, we have to defend people. you can't call people fat. i said about nine times, "he is not a fat pig." >> kathryn: same thing happened to me the other day. some man called matt damon a fat pig, and i said, "sir, matt damon is not a fat pig. now get back to your vacation, jimmy." [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is where i think trump should spend the next four years. taco bell -- [ laughter ] -- is launching what they call an "early retirement community" in san diego. it's called "the cantinas." [ laughter ] look how fun. finally, we can die the way we lived, with a crunchwrap supreme pouring out of our anuses. [ laughter ] [ applause ] oh, america.

another thing i learned this week is that jimmy has a team of very smart people who spend all their time looking for very dumb clips. like this one about a guy who was arrested in my home state of ohio. >> the moment a man is taken into custody in west columbus wearing a leopard print onesie and hamsters in his pants. >> once the suspect, identified as matthew pancake, was secured, the officers remembered something was missing. >> where are the gerbils? >> where are the gerbils? >> the cops begin searching his clothes only to find exactly what they were looking for. and not just one. >> there's multiple gerbils in his pants. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: so i think we just found trump's running mate. [ laughter ] [ applause ] since it's my last night, i wanted to end things on a high,

which is why seth rogen is here. [ cheers and applause ] seth is canadian. isn't that weird? that's like finding out elmo is from miami. [ laughter ] and my second guest tonight is my brilliant co-star on my new show "agatha all along," joe -- [ cheers and applause ] joe locke. [ cheers and applause ] adorable! amazing. "agatha" doesn't premiere until september 18th on disney plus, but in the meantime, a lot of people have asked me if they need to watch every single marvel movie and show in order to enjoy it, and the answer is no. but if you do want to get caught up on everything that's going on in the mcu, i'm going to do it for you now. [ cheers and applause ]

through the power of song. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ let me tell the story of the modern marvel miracle starting off ♪ ♪ with iron man which critics called impeccable ♪ ♪ then came thor from asgard and the hulk who was incredible never had an ensemble been so buff ♪ ♪ and so bankable iron man's impeccable the hulk he was incredible ♪ ♪ never has an ensemble been so buff and so bangable ♪ >> kathryn: bankable! not bangable. keep it in your spandex please! this is disney. ♪ ♪ a cinematic team of heroes spread across the galaxy vin diesel got paid millions just to voice ♪ ♪ a friggin' talking tree they fought so many villains who were ♪ ♪ mean and diabolical one was colored purple with a chin that ♪ ♪ looked like testicles groot's incomprehensible and thanos diabolical ♪ ♪ and he had a chin that looked like giant purple testicles ♪

♪ steve rogers launched a civil war they battled at an air-o-port ♪ ♪ black panther fought with ant-man who was tall ♪ ♪ and also very short thanos snapped his fingers ♪ ♪ causing half of all the world to die tony stark he bit the ♪ ♪ dust then every single grown man cried they fought at ♪ ♪ an air-o-port that ant man guy is really short ♪ ♪ iron man he went and died which made a bunch of virgins cry ♪ >> kathryn: oh, oh, excuse me! sorry, i need an espresso martini to speed this up. there's like 800 more movies and shows to get to. ♪ dr. strange opened portals captain marvel's immortal stan lee popped up now and then ♪ ♪ scarlet witch went berzerk she hulk taught us to twerk we sat through ♪ ♪ the credits till the end thor went off the grid antman shrunk the kid ♪ ♪ martin freeman was black panther's white friend ♪ ♪ ultron got fried and then black widow died hallelujah, daredevil ♪ ♪ was born again an underseas nation a secret invasion ♪

♪ ♪ now somewhere there are three spider-men i could do this all night ♪ ♪ but let's keep it tight like captain america's rear end ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: and finally, this all leads up to a tv show starring the marvel character who is the best, the coolest, the most badass of them all -- who, guillermo? >> guillermo: hawkeye? ♪ hawkeye ♪ >> kathryn: no! not hawkeye. me! agatha harkness! [ cheers and applause ] hawkeye. let's bring this home! shall we? ♪ my character's an evil witch from many centuries ago yes it's true she ♪ ♪ was that bitch and now she's just an average joe ♪ ♪ be sure to watch her new show it's on disney plus ♪ ♪ and starring me this was all a shameless

plug and that's called ♪ ♪ corporate synergy yes this was a shameless plug ♪ ♪ this song it was promotional especially that one part ♪ ♪ when she made us sing of testicles yes this was ♪ ♪ a shameless plug this song it was promotional especially ♪ ♪ that one part when i made them sing of testicles ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: to testicles! we have got a great show for you tonight. my co-star from "agatha all along," joe locke is here. [ cheers and applause ] plus -- we have music from cigarettes after sex. [ cheers and applause ] and we're going to be right back with seth rogen. seth rogen! [ cheers and applause ]

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> kathryn: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm kathryn hahn. [ cheers and applause ] tonight, a talented actor from a wonderful little show called "agatha all along." joe locke is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, a great band from el paso, texas. their album "x's" comes out friday. cigarettes after sex. [ cheers and applause ] on the outdoor stage. tomorrow night, kumail nanjiani will be hosting. and he'll be joined by

nikki glazer and paul scheer. with music from mon laferte. very exciting. [ cheers and applause ] amazing lineup. okay. whoo. very excited. our first guest is an unbelievable talent. he's an actor, writer, director, and a professional potter -- [ laughter ] who once again voices a very horny hot dog in his new series "sausage party: foodtopia." it premieres tomorrow on prime video. please welcome the great seth rogen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> kathryn: i mean -- this is perfect. i feel like this is exactly where we should have seen each other next. >> this is so -- it's so weird to see. >> kathryn: it's so surreal. >> it's funny because we're friends. the last time i saw her was in a normal situation. i haven't seen her in a few weeks. now i'm seeing her behind a desk hosting a talk show. it's a weird way to see someone you know. >> kathryn: i love that by normal, that you mean, like, in the venetian in las vegas. >> exactly, that was the last time we saw -- yes, we were in the venetian, yes. we were filming a tv show together for several months, actually, yes. [ cheers and applause ] not this one, yes. >> kathryn: it's going to be so good. >> yeah, it was so much fun. we just wrapped, what was it, a week and a half ago? >> kathryn: week and a half ago. >> for the two weeks previous to that, we were filming and living in the venetian hotel in las vegas. >> kathryn: yes. >> for two weeks straight. which is a very long time to be

in a hotel in las vegas. >> kathryn: in las vegas. >> yeah. >> kathryn: i went out three times. >> yeah, exactly, yeah. because it was also too two hundred million degrees outside. [ laughter ] so yeah, there would be points where i was like, i haven't breathed outdoor air in 72 hours. and then i'd go outside and be like, you can't live out here. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: no. >> too hot. >> kathryn: humans are not supposed to. >> no. i ate at the grand luxe 400,000 times. [ laughter ] that menu has 200 things on it, and i ate every one of those things. the buffalo chicken rolls. it's like a fancy cheesecake factory. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: yeah, it is. >> it is. >> kathryn: oh my god. you know you're in trouble when you know the casino, "oh, yeah, just take a left by the --" >> yeah, "you don't want to go to that coffee place, busy with tourists. go to the upstairs coffee place by the canals." >> kathryn: that was bananas. i think i kind of did vegas, i can say, safely. >> we were there toward two

weeks. >> kathryn: there for two weeks. >> more times than people spend collectively in their whole lives. normal vegas the first week and a half. one day our casino was filled with bald men with ponytails and tie-dyed shirts. oh, the grateful dead is here. [ laughter ] the sphere is connected to the venetian, where we were staying, and the grateful dead were playing at the sphere. i can't speak for everyone, but i did a ton of acid. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: yeah. >> and then went to the grateful dead show. >> kathryn: yes. >> with everybody. and with you. and it -- it blew my [ bleep ] mind. >> kathryn: yeah, it really did. >> yeah, it was really -- it was really something. >> kathryn: oh, i danced the entire -- i didn't know any of the music. >> no, none. >> kathryn: i danced the entire time. >> i know. it's weird to hear a band for the first time and then them become your favorite band of all-time. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: of all-time. >> i don't know this song, it's the best song i've ever heard in

my entire life! >> kathryn: i want to talk about your empire. >> oh, please. >> kathryn: your production empire that's happening right now. [ cheers and applause ] because from over here, before meeting and working with you and becoming friends, i and my family have been blown away by the breadth of work. >> the breadth? >> kathryn: the bread of work. >> the bread of work? >> kathryn: the bounty. thank you. >> that ties into "sausage." >> kathryn: that has been -- my family's obsessed with "invis" "invincible." have you seen that? [ cheers and applause ] and "uncle deboys." have you seen -- [ cheers and applause ] anyway, your taste is incredible right now. and also "sausage party." sauce-sage. >> sauce-sage party as they in

france. >> kathryn: which is like a really -- anyway. we're going to talk about that because i have a lot of questions. >> yeah, it's crazy. >> kathryn: do you gamble? >> no. now you're getting to the vegas questions. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> kathryn: you guys, i've never done it before! you're an old pro. >> i can't -- i was thrown by it. >> kathryn: gambling! >> i was thrown. there's nothing more embarrassing than doing press with people you know, i have to say. there's something objectively humiliating about it. [ laughter ] i don't know what to say. it's -- like to sell your wares is -- to do this, it's fun, but normally you don't have to know the person. [ laughter ] when you know the person, it's very embarrassing for some

reason. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: it is. >> it is. but we have to do it. >> kathryn: no, but we have to do it. we're doing it. >> we're doing it for you guys. i don't know. we're doing it for ourselves. >> kathryn: we're doing it for ourselves, and we're doing it for guillermo. >> guillermo: we're doing it for everybody! [ applause ] >> kathryn: guillermo, do you have any questions for seth rogen right now? >> guillermo: um -- how do you stay so good-looking? >> kathryn: oh! >> that's a good question. >> kathryn: these are -- hard-hitting questions. >> a hard-hitting question. i use rogaine with menaxodil. it's helped a lot, honestly. my hair is thicker than the last time i was on this show. >> kathryn: it's very thick. >> it's thinning in the back. that's a big moment as a male actor, and maybe a female, i don't know -- >> kathryn: i love my neutriful.

>> you they show up in the trailer one day, "do you want us to fill it in a little bit?" at that moment you're choosing whether you want to live a double life. >> kathryn: i know. it's absolutely true. >> balding man in film and television, who himself is a balding man -- and i remember being confronted with that moment. and all of a sudden, the ramifications started to spin out of control. >> kathryn: yes. >> well, yeah, people will be -- always think, "he has less hair than i thought he would. he seems to have a full head of hair if his films but he's balding in real life." do i have to do it in real life to keep it up? so i said no. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> kathryn: i like it. a man of standards and integrity. [ cheers and applause ] look at him! look at that.

a man of integrity. >> as a mark of bravery. >> kathryn: it is. [ laughter ] no, truly. it is. you have shot a bunch of iconic stuff. >> thank you. >> kathryn: in las vegas. >> i have filmed in las vegas a few times. >> kathryn: what was your -- what is -- what was your favorite one? what was the most memorable? because i'm thinking of right now, barbra streisand. >> yeah, i did film with barbra streis streisand. [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: which, just to say that -- >> nobody clapping saw that movie, from just a sheer mathematical standpoint. [ laughter ] the box office of that movie and that amount of claps do not mathematically correlate. some of you were lying to me just there. [ laughter ] you don't know what movie she's talking about. it was a jewish holiday. [ laughter ] maybe just happened there. i did work with barbra streisand there, though on a movie called "the guilt trip." >> kathryn: yes. >> and yeah, barbra, she played

the slots. >> kathryn: she did? >> yeah, as a -- as an older jewish lady is wont to do, i guess. the most fun was, though, we shot in las vegas, and in the movie, me and paul rudd's characters go to a cirque du soleil show on mushrooms. >> kathryn: oh, yes. >> it was really fun. in order to scout the movie, judd apatow sent me and evan goldberg, who you just worked with as well. >> kathryn: love him. >> he sent to us las vegas to do mushrooms and see every cirque du soleil show. [ laughter ] and then report back which one was the best one to film at. and after it happened, we had no recollection of any of them. [ laughter ] then we were like, one had a baby in it, less do that one. let's do the baby one. it worked well. >> kathryn: the chair scene. you guys. more with seth rogen after this!

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[ laughter ] >> kathryn: a legal warning. >> yeah. their legal department was like, we legally have to warn people that that happens in the show. because what ensues is a very graphic sex scene. [ laughter ] between me and -- i play frank, the hot dog, and will forte plays the human character. and what was funny, actually, is, you know, we -- ha ha ha! we were recording that scene. and you don't often do animated stuff together. but i try to do it together, whenever possible, because it's funnier and you get to play off the person. we were actually in the recording rooms and zooming with one another. i was staring a the a big screen with his face at it, a screen with my face on it, and we start to enact the sex scene. i literally am inside him. [ laughter ] like yeah! it's incredibly graphic. he's pretending to hit his face with me and all this stuff.

and i'm like -- we're doing it all, we're doing "a" to "z." and there was a moment very quick into the recording where i'm staring at his face and he's staring at mine and we're groaning and sweating and grunting. "i think it would be better if we didn't do this together, actually." [ laughter ] "i think this would be easier to do alone." >> kathryn: okay. i was very curious about how these ideas came together. because they're very graphic. >> yes. >> kathryn: lot of possibilities. >> uh-huh. >> kathryn: we have some food. >> great. >> kathryn: that have signed some consent forms. [ laughter ] and we just thought we would workshop a little bit, you know. >> great. >> kathryn: for example, just some items here. thank you so much, guillermo. >> thank you, guillermo. >> guillermo: you're welcome. >> kathryn: maybe we could put it up here just so everyone can -- >> please. >> kathryn: yeah, we don't have to use all of it, whatever sparks your fancy. >> the first thing -- i'm not -- you're going to think i'm joking. a big part of the season of the show is from a plot standpoint

revolves around the fact that a lot of oranges hatch butt holes. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: yes. >> and this -- this guy needs to go to the doctor. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: it's prolapsed. >> this guy pushed too hard. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: to much -- you can't strain that part. >> ultimately, this one's a little more -- maybe a little more tighty, i guess you would say. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: yes. yes, no, this looks -- >> can we show this on television? [ laughter ] and ultimately, like again, if you're -- you have to see this. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: but honestly -- >> there's no way abc is going to allow that to be televised. >> kathryn: this is a preview of the show. >> yeah. i mean, this is how we start. we workshop ideas. >> kathryn: yes. >> we joke around. >> kathryn: sometimes there's a little furniture. >> exactly. swiss cheese. the first thing you know about swiss cheese, it's got a lot of holes. >> kathryn: yeah, yes. >> right there, it's ahead of the game. >> kathryn: oh, yes. i think i've seen this in the show.

>> is this allowed? [ laughter ] >> kathryn: it's food. >> this is what a live action version of "sausage party" would be like. >> kathryn: turn up some romantic music. ♪ [ laughter ] >> kathryn: that's lovely. i'm going to have a bite of peach really fast. >> there you go. again, this on the show would be a really good storyline, a cannoli and a bagel, because they're crossing cultural boundaries. [ laughter and applause ] >> kathryn: yes, it does. they really go together. looks as one. >> it's so much grosser with real food. >> kathryn: yeah, really. boy, this is interesting. >> that's a ginger root. >> kathryn: yes. >> very sexy. >> kathryn: very sexy. maybe it's just observing. [ laughter ] >> it likes to watch. >> kathryn: it likes to watch, yes. yes. [ laughter ] the music is adding so much. ♪

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oh -- anyway. i also really want to apologize to anyone that was offended by the sex -- [ laughter ] -- involving the food. i am now hungry, but that's the thing. [ laughter ] okay, you know our next guest from the popular coming-of-age series "hotstopper." "heartstopper." [ laughter ] my heart is stopped permanently by meeting this young man. i adore him. now he is my costar in "agatha all along." >> i miss the glory days. but i can be that witch again. >> well, the gang's all here. i'm going to walk the witch's road. join me. >> the road will give you the thing you want the most. if you make it to the end.

[ cheers and applause ] "agatha all along" premieres september 18th on disney plus. please welcome joe locke! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: i mean, you look so gorgeous and fabulous right now. first off, there is a young person in the audience -- they're waving their hand -- >> hey.

>> kathryn: made you this. >> oh, cute. >> kathryn: and i wanted to make sure that you got it. >> thank you very much. >> kathryn: i feel like you went to a swiftie concert in atlanta what when we were shooting. >> my whole arm was covered. my circulation was getting cut off. [ laughter ] but i was trying to be polite, taking more. "i can't feel my arm anymore." [ laughter ] >> kathryn: i saw the picture, it was to here. >> yeah, it was a lot. >> kathryn: i'm so happy to see you. >> happy to see you. it's not even three weeks, but -- >> kathryn: i know, but i'm very happy to see you. [ laughter ] is this your first late-night -- >> this is my first late-night show. [ cheers and applause ] and it's with you! >> kathryn: it's with me! that's guillermo. >> hi, guillermo. >> guillermo: hi, how are you, congratulations. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: we're going to make this really, really memorable for this person, okay? [ cheers ] he's so special. and "agatha all along" is you

second acting job? >> yeah, second screen acting, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: after "heartstopper," which is like a giant hit. [ laughter ] but you have like -- that's a -- like, that happened very fast. >> yeah. like four years ago, i was just a normal kid in school. now i'm on here with you. [ cheers and applause ] >> kathryn: oh my god. i mean, you were -- okay. just walk us through. >> uh-huh? >> kathryn: i know it all. [ laughter ] but i want -- the people -- >> okay, for the people. [ laughter ] i was a normal kid in a very small, normal town. and then i'm a friend of my family was like, "oh, you should audition for this show, they're doing open calls." i sent in a head shot. my bedroom wall with loaded books stacked up so my phone could -- which is how i still

update. i still put my phone on books. and i got the job, and it was "heartstopper." then -- i haven't really been home since, sorry, mum. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: i am in awe of you, how you've been able to show up with all of this -- fame, for lack of a better word. with such integrity and sense of self. it's very rare. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> it's great. >> kathryn: it's so true. were you a marvel fan? >> i was, i'm a big marvel fan. when i was younger, that's the thing me and my friends -- there's not real a huge amount to do in the isle of man where i grew up. >> kathryn: that's where he's from, isle of man. >> no one ever thought of it except for tax evasion and motorbikes. [ laughter ] sorry, basically. so the thing you do is go and see the new marvel film. that's what me and my friends always used to do.

>> kathryn: when this came to you, not knowing who it was, kind of vagary having -- >> it was "untitled marvel project" for "untitled role." until my fourth audition, that's all i had. >> kathryn: i remember this from -- and i know -- it's my favorite. when we do a chemistry read together. >> uh-huh. >> kathryn: kind of late -- later in the process. >> yeah. >> kathryn: we -- this picture happened. we took this. these are both of our shoes together. [ audience: aww ] which i think we both knew it was -- >> uh-huh, it was fated. >> kathryn: it was fated. [ laughter ] >> it made me feel so much better when jack shafer, our incredible director -- >> kathryn: amazing. >> amazing everything. she took a photo of shoes. to that point i was like, i don't know how this is going. well, she's not going to waste a photo on a phone on someone she's not going to cast. [ laughter ] it made me feel a lot -- i was

like, oh, okay, those are fun. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: your friends bug you now for spoilers all the time? how is that switch for you? >> yeah. >> kathryn: because i was like -- i did not tell anybody anything. like my family didn't know anything. it was a real surprise. >> yeah. >> kathryn: "wandavision." has this been hard? >> it's been so hard. >> kathryn: yeah. >> it's like -- i want to talk about it. >> kathryn: i know. [ laughter ] >> cool things that happen on the show that i want to tell people. it's been a long time since we've had to -- >> kathryn: yes. [ laughter ] >> i'm glad it's coming out now, i'm not sure i could have kept them for much longer. [ laughter ] >> kathryn: yes, it's a it's a little bit longer to hang on. >> then i can tell everything. >> kathryn: i want to hit on your broadway debut this year. [ cheers and applause ] "sweeney todd." he was so extraordinary. also, voice of an angel. voice of an angel. and you had the best time. i got to see you in it, and it

was incredible. >> i was very nervous when you came to watch. >> kathryn: oh, you were so good. patti lupone is in our show. [ cheers ] you know, a young -- she treads the boards every now and then. >> every now and then. >> kathryn: but did she give you any advice? >> she sent me flowers for my opening night. all it said was, "joe, be present, breathe, and have fun, love, patti." and i had it on my mirror. patti lupone sending you flowers on your broadway day view, very pinch me. >> kathryn: okay. "agatha all along" premieres september 18th on disney plus. we're going to be right back with cigarettes after sex. the band. [ cheers and applause ] joe locke!

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♪ and always ♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight, alec baldwin on trial. dramatic moments from the first day of the actor's involuntary manslaughter trial. >> he pointed the gun at another human being, cocked the hammer, and pulled that trigger. >> byron: at issue, whether baldwin was negligent in the shooting death of a cinematographer while they were rehearsing a scene for move they "rust."