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right, guillermo? that's right. >> yeah. that's right. yeah yea. >> yo, guillermo, you watched the baseball game tonight? >> no, i didn't watch it. no. okay well, tonight was the major league all star game in arlington, texas. >> but the real show was last night during the home run derby where not everything was a home run. >> please welcome four time grammy nominated country singer songwriter ingrid andress and the rockets red glare the bombs bursting in air gave proof through the night that our flag was still there. >> o'er the land of the

and the home of the brave yeah. that >> but ingrid did knock it out of the park with her response to that performance. she posted this message today. now, i'm not going to y'all. i was drunk last night. i'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help that i need. that was not me last night. i apologize to mlb all the fans and this country i love so much for that rendition. i'll let y'all know how rehab is. i hear it's super fun. wow that might be the first time someone's ever told the truth in a pr statement. let's give it up

for ingrid, okay? ingrid, we wish you a speedy recovery, and we thank you for your honesty. now, the other major league event this week is the republican national convention. also known as the white people's choice awards. things got off to a rocky start yesterday when the teleprompter went out on the house speaker, mike johnson. >> ladies and gentlemen, it is now my honor to introduce the attorney general. and there goes the teleprompter. >> oh, poor mike walked off stage with his johnson tucked between his legs. no is it bad

when the speaker of the house can't speak? they all had some fun, though. more than anything, the rnc is a chance for the maga movement to really bust a move. r-o-c-k in the. >> stornoway. the town no soul train. >> all right. night was when the delegates officially nominated trump, which means there was a lot of kissing on display. but no one kissed more than the senator from south carolina, tim scott. >> on saturday, the devil came

to pennsylvania holding a rifle. but an american lion got back up on his feet and he roared. >> oh yeah! he roared. >> tim trump already picked his running mate. you don't have to do this, bro. you know wasn't even the most ridiculous thing. tim scott said this was i know this is going to offend the liberal elites every time i say it, it offends them. >> but let me say it one more time. america is not a racist country. >> attention large crowd of white people. america is not racist country. thanks, uncle

tim or tom, whichever you go by. of course. dramatic moment so far was a surprise appearance by former president donald trump. he entered the convention like a heavyweight champ with the swagger of mike tyson and the ear of evander holyfield you know, trump had his ear, all band and stuff. you know, that's the widest score i've seen next to trump since mike pence. and last night we found out the new mike pence is senator jd vance. now, right now we're in the fun phase when we're googling all kinds of crazy about him. y'all want to hear some crazy about him? all right. a few months into the pandemic, vance

tweeted, as a parent of young children and a nationalist who worries about america's low fertility, i can say with confidence that daylight savings time reduces fertility by at least 10. okay, what what the could that possibly mean? you know, does it mean that changing your clocks lowers sperm count? or that jd only in the dark? >> i don't know >> speaking of light, let's move our attention to the sunshine state. it's time for this week in florida. >> caught on camera, a woman trying to run away from accountability in a big way. i cannot go to jail. >> i can't, i can't, i won't last there. >> this woman seen here allegedly crashed her bmw

convertible into this popeyes around seven in the morning. >> you want to ride with me? i got my own way. yeah, yeah. >> bad, bad. can you. >> can you take me out of here, please? >> get you out of here? yeah. >> yeah, i cannot be, i can't, i can't get charged for that. come on. >> we won't get charged for that. oh, i like the way the reporters say she allegedly crashed into the popeyes. >> how much more evidence do you need? >> oh, and one more thing. >> in addition to my work as an award winning actor and the best guest host on jimmy kimmel live, thank you, thank you, thank you. >> i'm also one of america's top game show hosts and tonight, i'm proud to premiere this sneak peek of my next game show that's going to take the nation by storm. >> anthony anderson is bringing an all new game show to abc. it's time to play black boy ace.

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by howie mandel and roy wood jr with music from the decemberists. >> now our first guest is an emmy winning actress. you know, from a little show called friends. next year you can see her travel through time in the tv series time bandits. it premieres a week from tomorrow on apple tv. please welcome lisa kudrow. all right, lisa, we're going to cut to the chase. okay? how often do people call you phoebe? >> oh my god, yes. do you know? wait. i just love this. i was at a party, a big party, and i was talking to sandra bullock. that

name dropping. i have to, yeah, but it's true. and we were talking and she was like, well, i guess you'll just have to talk to yourself. phoebe, about something. she called me phoebe. yeah. oh, it was so. >> all right. and then. >> but she caught herself. she went, what did i just do? yeah i don't know. >> now. now you and i belong to an elite club. we both had long lasting television shows. friends and blackish. yes. now it's been 20 years since friends have had ended in 2004. yeah. what was that first week like after production had shut down? what was it like for you? >> i was do you know what i forgot? and like a week ago, it just came up. my husband and son were talking and apparently i was crying in the kitchen. and my son was five. okay. and, and

he wanted to know why i was crying. and my husband said, well because she's sad because friends has done. and he said but she couldn't see her friends, she could just call them. no clue that i had no clue. he never knew what the show was called. >> right? right. >> wow. i knew that i worked on a show. yeah. >> now, speaking of the show, do you find yourself watching old episodes of your work? >> well, i do now, but i didn't forever. really? no. why do you. >> no no no no, i, i thought it was just me. i don't watch it at all either. >> no, no, i couldn't watch it. i couldn't watch myself at all. also, there's just the. even if i wanted to, the embarrassment of somebody walking into the room and just going, yeah. >> talk about being a narcissist. yeah, exactly. so i hear you are a fan of our show,

little show that i did called blackish. yes. yeah yeah. yes just curious, who was your favorite character? and be honest, your character >> that was my favorite character. >> yeah. no no. thank you. it's true. yeah. oh. >> thank you. everyone was fantastic. >> yeah. no, everyone was great. >> everybody. >> everyone was great. >> but wait, can i just ask, did you watch it while you were shooting it? i mean, like, when it was on tv? >> yeah, when it was on. i didn't watch every week. right. i watched some episodes. yeah. i mean, but, you know, we lived it, you know, we i got to do it. so, you know. right. >> and it was only two years ago. >> yeah. yeah. it wasn't, it wasn't really that much for me. but i mean, do you are there episodes you've never seen broadcast. >> right. >> you know, and i hear this is part of the episodes that you watch. i never saw our divorce episodes. >> oh, yeah. no, i couldn't watch them. >> yeah. really? why not? >> i because i didn't want to.

yeah, yeah, i didn't, i didn't want you to have marital issues. i didn't, i didn't. yeah. >> no people would stop me on the street and be like, yo man, you you can't divorce her. you can't divorce rainbow. yeah. you can't do it. i was like, guys, it's just tv. you know? >> no, but it's okay. it is. yeah. i was about to say no, but it's not. no, no, but but it isn't. >> it's real life. it's what i was going through at the time, you know, and, you know, as well as my partner on who created the show with us, kenya barris, you know, we were both going through marital issues and all that. so we decided you know, to really talk about it because it was a show about, you know, about real things and how it was affecting us. >> yes and no. but by the way, so i was i don't know how i was working with kenya on something, and i remember him telling me, yeah, what's coming up. i'm really excited. you know, dre and rainbow are going to have marital problems. and i went, okay, but they'll fix it, right?

and he said and i said, no, no you can't do that. yeah. and he said, well i said no, no, but you can't do that. yeah. you really can't do that. >> we fixed it since you didn't see those. no, i fixed it. >> you did. yeah i know, thank you. >> and speaking about fixing things, you and i were both on, celebrity iou. oh yeah? yeah, with the property brothers. now, we remodeled family members homes. i did my brother's home. oh okay, who did you do? >> my cousin. you did? >> your cousin? yeah. and how was that? >> that was. it was great. i mean, she was thrilled. okay. and everything. yeah. where are we going? no, no, no, i was just asking. >> i was really happy to ask you because, you know, the family members weren't supposed to come by and see the house. now, my brother lived next door to his father in law. yeah. so he would always make trips back to his father in law's house to look and spy on the work that was being done, because it was supposed to be a surprise. did

that happen with you guys? >> you can be honest. it's already aired now, lisa. i know, but okay, the thing is, is i'm not. i can't surprise her and make decisions about her decor and other big things for her home that she owns, right? i understand, so i would just sort of, show her, you know there are some options for me to choose. >> yes. >> like in the world of which ones would you. what's going to be okay? you know, because there's no point in doing it if she's not going to be happy, but she was surprised, actually. >> okay. so was my brother. and you know what? >> my brother, they're still surprised. they're surprised they don't see it all put together. and they don't know. >> yeah. yeah. and i will say this, my brother property brothers, my brother has never invited me to his house since i remodeled it. gave him a whole

new crib. he hasn't invited me over for dinner once, but i love you, derek, i love you. >> no good deed. >> yeah. no good deed. yeah, exactly, speaking of gifts to people, your husband. oh, he's hard to shop for. that's right. could you please explain this to us? what's going on with that? yes >> so, i mean, we had to work it out that if it's a birthday or something, he just ordered throughout the year, he'll get himself something and say this will be my birthday gift. because early on in our relationship, and he's, he's french, he's from paris and it was christmas and he wasn't able to go be with his family. and i thought oh i'm going to do something very special for him. so i got us a hotel room on christmas eve. yes and it made it romantic. and i got a bunch of little gifts that were wrapped to me. that's the only important thing about a gift is that you're opening something you can't see and thought of

course he'll be the same. he hated everything. i gave him. he was nice at first, okay. but listen to what i gave him one of them, okay? i don't remember the others, but one of them. i thought, oh, this is fantastic. and it's from brookstone, so it's gadgety and fun. and it was a cheese grater, electric cheese grater with a light on it. oh and he didn't see. he opened it and he said, thank you. oh, you're very sweet. but when will i be grating cheese in the dark? why do i need. okay. and he hates hotels. why like, i know i love hotels. >> why does your husband hate hotels? >> because someone's always knocking at the door to do something for you. >> okay, well, you know, there's a little button that you push because, i mean, you know, he's fancy. he can just push the button. do not disturb. >> i know, except they don't always honor the do not disturb. >> they really don't.

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anything like that. how are. >> one question. what would you say is the most valuable thing in the city? >> oh, the people's sense of togetherness. >> what about an object? >> ooh, the magnificent pyramids. >> and something smaller. maybe fit in a bag or. oh man.

>> well there's a lot of precious things in the city treasury. maybe you would like to go see it. bingo. ha ha ha. welcome back. i'm here with lisa kudrow. >> now that was lisa kudrow in time bandits, a tv adaptation of the 1981 film, about time traveling thieves. yes. and you play a thief, right? a bandit, a bandit? yeah >> okay, let's talk about the lead bandit that there are no leaders, because we're an egalitarian group. i just tell people what to do. oh, okay, >> now, speaking of thieves and stealing, have you ever stolen anything? let's say a cheese grater from your husband and taken it back? >> no, no, that was his. >> okay. >> well, i'm trying to. well, i mean, i've been a suspected of stealing. oh, really? yes, i know i've said this before, but every, every show night after

friends taped. yeah, they checked my trunk security, checked my trunk every. every week. >> i'm glad you said that, lisa, because the very first show that i created was called all about the andersons. and we were on the warner brothers lot every night after tape night when i left, they would check my trunk, and i just thought it was a black thing. oh, i really did. they did you as well. >> i'm telling you, i never understood that. >> i never understood why they checked the trunk because i'm like, hey guys, i'll be back tomorrow. stage nine. yeah. if anything's ever missing, you know, you can come right to me. >> i know, and i was like, that's my picture on the wall. and also i would wonder and then i'd get paranoid, you know, thinking, do they think i'm mean or something like, why? what's the note? who's sending them the note? >> yeah. >> i never put her in her place. exactly. i think i've been nice. yeah. >> i never understood that. but every day we would go through security. it'd be pop the trunk.

i'm like, oh, and then they say it's random. yeah like laws of probability say this is not random. >> every week, all right. >> speaking of time travel, if you could go back in time, where would you go? and why? >> well, okay. nowhere really? yes. because of the smell. but think about it. >> okay. well, why wouldn't you just go to some place that smelled great, like the city of perfume? well, you know, to see where perfume was invented and created. why not there? >> well, because, the people smell really bad. >> yeah, okay. >> think about it. >> okay. i'm thinking. oh, think about it. how far back are you going? >> you don't have to go that far back. even my childhood. i wouldn't want to go back there. oh, okay. you know, i. yes. no. can you imagine, like, the minute for this show, we were

going back through all different, you know, points in history. and you, it didn't smell because it was fake. but all i could think about was that is meant to be a toilet empties right there into the street. oh and the oozing sores on people. that stuff smells everything. oh, and they didn't brush their teeth. >> well, lisa, i don't know where. what was your past like? i mean, oozing sores and teeth and junk on the on the side of the road. you think that's what people did? well they probably did. they did in the middle ages. >> disease. it smelled. >> if i had my choice, i would want. i think i would want to go back to prehistoric time and really see dinosaurs. >> yeah, that would be fun. if they didn't smell you and then try to kill you. yeah >> guillermo, where would you want to go, >> to meet christopher columbus. >> you wanted to get on the

santa maria? >> yeah, yeah. and you know, go around and places and everything, you know? >> do you know what that would smell like? no >> like fly fish. i don't know, fish like fish. >> well, it could. >> where do they go? to the bathroom on that wooden boat with no bathrooms, >> lisa, they would do it off the side of the boat. yeah. okay. >> thank you. yeah >> you're welcome. guillermo. >> ladies and gentlemen, i want to say thank you to lisa. >> time bandits premieres a week from tomorrow on cbs. >> plus, we'll be back with sam richardson. >> to help protect from hiv, i prep without pills. with apretude. a prescription medicine used to reduce the risk of hiv. without daily prep pills with one shot every other month, just six times a year in studies, apretude was proven superior to a daily prep pill in

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thank you all right. sam. so, last time i saw you was at the emmys. >> yes, yes. >> where you won, i did, yes. thank you. bad day for me, actually, a good day, was. that was you i was hosting. you were hosting? it was a good day. yeah. yeah, that was a good day. but the year prior to that, i lost for the 13th time. oh, yeah. >> that's an unlucky number, too. >> yeah, yeah, i consider myself to be the black susan lucci of the emmys. >> i always say that about you. >> but. but you won. that was a great night for you. let's talk about that night. >> oh, man, it was. it was, such a fun night. i didn't expect my name to get called. so i'm, like, up there. i give a give a

speech and, like you know, so excited, partying and everything. and get home. and my, my cat humbled me real quick. oh. how so? he puked in my shoe. oh, oh. so just, you know, i'm like. i'm like, hey, i won. i mean, oh, and i like, go upstairs, like, put my white shoes and inside it's like a porridge, you know, with like little, little chunks of kibble in there, so. >> oh, well you know, reality always sets in. >> it really does keep you grounded. it's okay. >> so, now help me. >> ghanaian ghanaian. okay. >> you played a ghanaian billionaire? >> yes. named edwin akufo on on ted lasso? >> yeah. no yeah yes. >> yes. yeah >> your mother's from ghana. >> my mother's from ghana. yes, yes. >> so how was it portraying a ghanaian character on television? and did you have to check in with your mom, or did

your mom say you didn't do us justice? >> no. my mom, my mom was super supportive, you know? so it's always, a little difficult, like to do, like, an accent that's not your own. and even toheeb is using a nigerian accent. that's not his natural accent. so you're, like, fighting against, like, using your accent. that's not their accent. that's not your accent, but, you know, i think, i think i did a good job, you know, every now and then somebody like that's not gone in, but then every now and then somebody going in is like that's a great job. you did a good job. you know. >> how often do you get to go back home. to ghana, >> not as often as i'd like. when i was like a little kid, i'd go back and forth like some once, twice a year. okay? like up until high school, where i couldn't go back and forth as much. and the last time i was there was pre-pandemic. so it's been a minute. okay, but i need to. i need to go back. >> yeah. no, it's a beautiful place. i've gone a few times,

but, home for you. home? >> right, i was born, i was born in detroit, so lived between ghana and detroit, but mostly in detroit, mostly detroit. >> and your family had a ghanaian restaurant? yes, in detroit. let's talk about that. >> yes. it was called miami house. restaurants on gratiot, and it was in detroit, and yeah, they served ghanaian food to detroit people. all right. >> i want to bring this up right here because this was a news article, right, that says if you look into the window and if there's a lively little finch jumping around and a bird cage, that means the house is serving. >> yeah. >> how, so you had a what's a finch? >> a finch is a little tiny bird. >> so there's a there's a bird just flying around this little guy named restaurant. >> yeah, it's a little cage, but that was my pet finch. his his name was pumpkin, i was about. oh >> can we can we talk about the name of the bird? >> i named him that because i just love halloween. i always have, all right. oh, halloween.

>> halloween? yeah >> yeah, it's the spookiest holiday. >> all right, now, now i know how it's like. so did you have to work in the restaurant, >> not not not work as a i think probably some labor laws wouldn't allow a three year old to work in a kitchen. okay, but i was like, sort of the we lived above the restaurant, so we had, like, the apartment was above the restaurant. so i would i remember just being kind of all over the apartment, of course, and i'd be in the kitchen and not out front. i was kind of like the mascot of this restaurant, kind of just like being cute and smiling and be like, yeah, try this. fufu. yeah fried plantain. all right. >> now, and i ask you this because i did a little history, you know, you're working for my dad owned, plus size women clothing stores. >> okay. >> yeah. and so my father wanted me to work for him, you know? so he was a tough boss, and i never went to work for him. so i wanted to ask if you ever had to work for your dad. and how was

that working for your father? >> so my dad, later on, he opened an outback steakhouse. okay. at that outback, i worked there, i worked, so an african opened an australian steakhouse. okay, well, my dad's american, my mom's okay, my mom's african. so not crazy. awesome but a million jobs there. i worked carry out, you know, i was a busser. i was a server. i wanted to do everything but but bartend. but i wasn't allowed to bartend. yeah, but, anytime i had a day off, it was. it's hard when your dad is a boss and you live at home because i'm like, yes, i got the day off. oh, you think so? artists just called in. you're working? >> yeah. you know. no, i had i had a mine was kind of just like that. i was living at home after college, went home. my dad wanted me to work for him. and i knew if i worked for him, i would never get paid. but i was living in his house, so i had to go work for him. i decided not to work for him and so he

locked. he put a padlock on the refrigerator. so? so i couldn't eat food because i went and got a job at the mall, working in another clothing store. oh, oh, they were paying. my daddy wasn't giving up any money. >> he was like, boy, you live in this house for free. >> you're going to work for free. that's all right. i also hear, that, you know, a couple of your coworkers were out back of the outback. blooming and onion, so to speak. oh >> the sweetest treat. yeah yeah. oh. so you know, so the dynamic between a father and a son who is who one works for the other. i'm trying to be cool with my coworkers. so we're in the back smoking weed and oh can i say that smoking weed am i right. am i under arrest? this is california. it's legal. it's legal. okay. yeah i was smoking weed. no, and, my dad busts out. what's everybody doing? everybody scatters. and it's just me. my dad's like sam, who

was it? and i'm like, dad, you i got to be cool with my coworkers. you can't have me narc on these guys, right? right? right. you know, like, so either i get privileges as a son who's working in here, which i got none by the way, or, you know, or you got you got. i'm a i'm a i'm a i'm an employee. and just like, i'm not going to narc to him and i and i and i didn't i did. >> okay. good. you're not a snitch. okay? that's what you're talking about now. >> halloween. yeah yeah. my halloween? >> is that the new coach for smoking weed? that's right. halloween. >> that's right. >> hey, guillermo, make sure we have some halloween after the show. >> oh, for sure. yeah. >> all right, so your parents were cool enough, to smoke? are they cool enough to watch sausage party? >> oh, i say like like. no, no, i mean, the show is so raunchy. i wouldn't tell them, i wouldn't

tell this is me telling them about it right now. mom, dad, sausage party is on tv, right. but but. yeah i my kind of upset about stuff she sees. it's too crude. like i did a movie, it's called, called game over man. where i have like this, this death scene or i get yanked out of a window, i fall like 20 stories and i get splattered on the ground. oh wow. and i was like, mom, don't watch this. don't watch. right. do not watch this. she was like, okay. and the next day, my dad calls, like, your mom's very upset by watching that movie. she said she she didn't like to see you die. i'm like, yeah, i told her not to watch it. yeah >> all right, sam, before we go, i'd like to do something that two black men have never done on a talk show before. okay how limber are you right now? >> i'm pretty limber. >> yeah, i haven't stretched at all. okay, but it's been known that i can do the splits, and so can you. you want to pop down and do the splits for these people before we leave?

>> i would, i would, can i, can i make an addendum. >> what's the addendum. >> can i do a jumping toe touch. oh well i can't okay. >> were you going to do your jumping toe touch while i sit back and watch. okay. all right oh >> everybody's saying sam sausage party food champions on prime video now. we'll be right back with role models >> this is lucky 13. lucky 13 questions are all that stand between tonight's contestants and up to $1 million. >> gina rodriguez and shaquille

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well, hey there lover, i heard you're sober now. >> it must be easier without me around. go tell your mother. but she did nothing wrong. see? you seem happier ever since i've been gone. hey, it's all right. you do better. nothing has always. forever. i wish i could pull it together, say i'm sorry, but i'm deeply still in love and love with you. >> fool in love with you, fool i tell me now what i could end up with. >> nothing good for you, but not for you. for you i won't get down on my knees. i'm trying to play it casually, but it's stil. please i'm sorry, but i'm deeply

still in love. >> in love with you >> well, i heard you might have found somebody new. i still can't swallow it, but i think i'm proud of you. and i went out tonight. don't feel the same. i try and bury it till i called you by your name. hey, there's so many i do better. nothing last. hopeless for ever i wish i could pull it together, babe i'm sorry, but i'm still in love. >> in love with you, fool. in love with you, fool. >> come on now. all typekit in

love enough for you to. for you, fool i won't get down on my knees. i'm trying to play it casually, but it's still me i'm sorry, but i'm too weak. still in love. >> in love with you. in love with you. >> oh yeah. that's all you do better, nothing less. always, ever. i wish i could pull it together, babe. hey, he. don't love me i get better. heartbreaking. go on the air. but i'm pushing through together. babe i'm sorry for the defeat. still in love, in love with you. in love with you

through their i. good enough enough for you. fool are enough with you, fool i won't get down on my knees i pray you coming back to me. at me i'm sorry but up still in love >> in love with you jimmy kimmel >> this is nightline tonight. >> the haley surprised the former candidate wasn't even on