>> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host lamorne morris. tonight -- zachary levi, billy magnussen, and music from aaron frazer. with cleto and the cletones. and now, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> lamorne: yeah! yes! yeah! all right. wow. wow. please, everybody, no, remain standing. [ laughter ] no, i'm kidding. no, go ahead and sit down. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, lamorne morris. [ cheers and applause ] i've got to say, i am very honored to be here. i truly am. the fact that jimmy personally picked up the phone to call his agent who had his assistant text his manager who dm'd my pilates instructor -- [ laughter ] who then posted a meme asking me to host? [ applause ] that really means a lot to me, [ bleep ]. i've been having a lot of fun. last night, i told some jokes about biden and kamala and trump. i thought i was pretty fair. and this is not a joke.

today, "newsweek" asked a spokesperson for donald trump if they had a comment on my comments. and that spokesperson wrote back, "who is lamont morris?" [ laughter ] thought that was pretty good. i thought that was pretty funny. here's the thing. i don't know who lamont morris is -- [ laughter ] but if you think he's the dude telling all these trump jokes, then let's go with that. [ laughter ] i don't need the smoke, i don't. kamala harris was in milwaukee today for her first official rally. yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. yeah. pretty big deal. she's already won the support of enough delegates to secure the nomination, and she raised more than $100 million in the first 36 hours of her campaign. [ cheers and applause ] there's only one other black woman who's made that much money

in a weekend. and that woman's name is tyler perry. [ laughter ] made a lot of money, yeah. and now that joe biden's out of the race, there are all kinds of crazy conspiracy theories going on. you know, the newest one is that people actually think that this man is dead. >> the big question on everyone's mind this morning, where is the president of the united states? >> congresswoman lauren boebert posting on social media, "i demand proof of life from joe biden today by 5:00 p.m." >> several people in congress are asking for proof of life. you knew that, right? >> i got an email today from somebody asking me, do you think the president's alive? >> apparently, the word was joe biden was dying or already dead, possibly. >> we have to basically get a proof of life in a phone call from joe biden. >> i hope he's fine. but you could forgive people for wondering if we are really living "weekend at bernie's" right now.

[ laughter ] >> lamorne: oh, wow. let me tell you something. trust me. if joe biden were dead, i, a loren morris, would have heard about it. [ laughter ] after all, i'm the director of the north hollywood chapter of the illuminati. [ laughter ] quick question. a bit of roll call here. how many of y'all are from out of town? [ cheers ] that's a lot. well, if you're here, i guess you didn't fly delta. [ laughter ] yeah. y'all did? thank god, thank god you survived. apparently delta has canceled thousands of flights because of that worldwide computer glitch over the weekend. doesn't it feel like you can never get a handle on which airline is the bad airline? [ laughter ] right now, we think it's delta, but next week, some friend of mine will tell me, "united lost my bag and my father-in-law." [ laughter ] apparently, delta can't find enough pilots to fly their planes right now.

that's real. you know things are bad for delta when their passengers wish they'd booked a flight on spirit airlines. [ laughter ] yeah. spirit, oh my god, they're having a ball with this one. they might be laughing their asses off right now. "so now you need us?" [ laughter ] "we ain't got no sites on us right now, but for $12 you can go ahead and ride on the wing." [ laughter ] [ applause ] quick question. show of hands. how many of you guys have ever heard of pornhub? [ laughter ] look at all these freaks. [ laughter ] especially this guy. [ laughter ] i could tell you were a freak when i walked out here. keep your hands where i can see them. [ laughter ] pornhub has decided to pull their site out of nebraska

because they're upset the state passed a new age verification law. luckily for pornhub, not too many people live in nebraska. [ laughter ] i've seen videos on pornhub with more people in it than nebraska. [ laughter ] but don't worry, all you horny nebraskans, you little freaks. [ laughter ] you can still access different websites, and there is one website in particular that i really, really like. maybe you'll like it even more than pornhub. it is indeed called cornhub. [ laughter ] you're laughing, but this is a real website. although they only have like ten videos up there, which is disappointing. think of all the corn-ographic genres they could have. [ laughter ] you know? corn on the knob. [ laughter ] corn dog-y style. [ laughter ] corn-ilingus. moms i'd like to shuck. [ laughter ] and finally, two girls, one cob.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] i know that's your favorite, right, sir? nasty mother [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] look at you. yeah, he's getting all hot and buttered. [ laughter ] look at that. speaking of weiners, in chicago today, there was an accident involving the oscar mayer wienermobile. that's right. you can see it here. the driver crashed his wienermobile. that's right. crashed the wienermobile into a hyundai, causing it to end up on its side. by the way, side note, "i crashed the wienermobile," is also the worst way to tell your partner that you finished prematurely. [ laughter ] i tried it. [ bleep ] didn't play well. luckily, no one was hurt, according to the officer on the scene who gave this statement. >> the accident victim had a first name. it's o-s-c-a-r.

the victim had a second name, it's m-a-y-e-r. he loved to drive here every day. if you ask what happened i'd have to say -- ♪ oscar mayer had to sway and tipped over on the highway." [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> lamorne: yeah. if i heard that song, i'd drive off the road too. i really would. okay, now it's time for something fun and maybe even educational. i recently wrote and starred in a series of public service announcements, but the network, is they refused to air them for some strange reason. [ laughter ] i think the lessons in them are important, though, and i'd love to show them here tonight. if that is indeed possible? [ cheers and applause ] that's okay with you? okay. all right. here's the first one. all about the dangers of bullying. >> you're a stupid doodie head! >> beat it! >> oh, lamorne morris!

>> hi, i'm tv's lamorne morris. you may think you're having fun calling someone names, but those words can really cause some harm. buck up, little fella, you're not a stupid doodie-head. >> yeah, i know. >> lamorne: oh, you do? >> yeah. i'm famous. >> lamorne: yeah, i am too. i was on "new girl." >> wow. the show that ended in 2018. [ laughter ] whoop de do. >> lamorne: whoop de do, it's been a big hit on streaming. i was also on "fargo." >> i made $3 million last year on my youtube challenge. how much did you make? >> lamorne: it's not about the money. i was right. you're not a stupid doodie-head, you're a bitch. >> you said words hurt. >> lamorne: they do, when you're a bitch. ♪ lamorne you know ♪ >> lamorne: was i wrong? that little boy was a bitch.

okay, here's another one i did about gambling. hi. i'm lamorne morris here to warn you about the dangers of gambling. well sure, gambling may seem like a fun way to make a quick buck, and sometimes it is. i know i had a blast betting on ponies. doubling down on blackjack. white-knuckling that "big bang theory" slot machine before hitting that jackpot. heh. but everyone's luck runs out. then you're borrowing money from the mob. you're getting backdoor'd to morocco for a bowl of cules accuse. you're giving out reach-arounds in taiwan. you're being [ bleep ]ed on in dubai. just to get your hands on a ham sandwich. trust me. you don't want a ham sandwich in dubai. but you got to -- >> there he is! tony, hey, where is my money? [ bleep ].

you mother [ bleep ]. ♪ lamorne you know ♪ >> lamorne: yeah. or actually, really good friends, that guy and i. we've settled things. you want to see one more? [ cheers and applause ] pay special attention to this one, kids. this is your brain. and this is drugs. this is your brain on drugs. oh [ bleep ]. not going to lie to you, i'm a little high right now. [ bleep ]. ♪ lamorne you know ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: we've got a fun show for you tonight. billy magnussen is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from aaron frazer. and we'll be right back with zachary levi.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm lamorne morris. tonight, his new movie is called "coup." billy magnussen is with us. [ cheers and applause ] right? then later, a multi-talented artist. this is his album called "into the blue," music from aaron frazer. [ cheers and applause ] i'll be off tomorrow night, but i'm leaving the show in the superpowered hands of none other than deadpool and wolverine. that's right. hugh jackman and ryan reynolds will be cohosting for one night only. [ cheers and applause ] so make sure you don't miss that. you know our first guest from five seasons of "chuck" and two "shazam" movies, now he goes where no man has gone before to play with crayons. [ laughter ] watch "harold and the purple crayon" when it opens in

theaters a week from friday. please welcome zachary levi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> oh my gosh! bro! what a good-looking audience. [ cheers ] >> lamorne: speak for yourself, man. >> thanks, bro. >> hey, shout-out to warren. >> lamorne: hey, lamont, i want you to know -- >> [ bleep ] you. >> lamorne: i wish you were deadpo deadpool. >> by the way, how great is he? [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: we're longtime

friends. we met at a game night. in fact, the other day i randomly ran into you at a game night. >> at a game night. >> lamorne: we were playing maf mafia. >> anybody play mafia? [ cheers ] >> lamorne: real quick, break down the rules for mafia. >> you look 20 people, put them in a circle -- >> lamorne: mostly white people. [ laughter ] we sometimes play. >> like i've been raised, bruh. a quarter or a third of that group of people get a card. most of the people are townspeople, some of those people are mafia. the point of the game is the mafia are trying to lie and pretend to the rest of the group that they are regular townspeople, but they have special powers to kill people and kick them out of the game. the townspeople are trying to hunt them down and get them out of the game before they kill enough townspeople. >> lamorne: we play with act areas lot of times. we're very performative people. >> yeah. but what do you mean? i can't be mafia, i have no hands! [ laughter ]

>> lamorne: so normally, like normally when you play a game like mafia, do you prefer playing with actors? prefer playing with just like an average person? >> i don't know, i like playing with anybody. anybody who's committed to the game. the truth is even some very good actors are really not good at playing mafia. >> lamorne: okay. >> because they're -- it's like poker. you can just tell when somebody's hiding something behind their eyes. when they're lying. you know what i'm talking about. [ laughter ] some of you are looking at your significant other right now, i know. >> lamorne: yeah, right there. >> i've literally seen relationships completely fall apart playing mafia. >> lamorne: really? >> people, they will be lied to the whole game by their significant other, so duped. at the end of the game they will find out their husband or wife or whatever was mafia. they're like what have you not been telling me? [ laughter ] our entire -- it's crazy. some actors are really not good at it. there's other people that are not actors that are so ruthless and so cunning, and you would never -- >> lamorne: yeah, i didn't have a good showing last time i saw

y you. >> you didn't, you died a lot, yeah. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: i don't have a good poker face at all. were you always like this? did you play dun johns and dragons and all that type of stuff? >> no, i was super nerdy, but more nerdy into like comic books and video games. i was never really into d and d. but a lot of people are into d and d. it's got a resurgent at this point. >> lamorne: so crazy you say that. i know he's going to give me that answer. this photo, i call bull [ bleep ]. [ laughter ] >> it's okay, you can laugh. it's okay, guys. >> lamorne: tell me about this photo. >> look at him. look at him. i was so insecure. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: really? >> oh, yeah, man. in high school -- my sophomore year of high school -- first of all, i was a spazzy, theater, video game, rollerblader nerd. i was the trifecta of nerdry. [ laughter ] i loved it, it was great. doing theater, awkward kid.

i was 5'5" my sophomore year, i came back junior year and i'd grown 8 inches, shot up in the middle of the summertime. when you grow that fast, you end up having no coordination in your limbs. [ laughter ] and your adam's apple is out to here, your voice is cracking. shaggy from "scooby-doo," that's what i felt like. my young friend erin young. >> lamorne: you were very lucky. this is the dance where she asks you, right? >> yeah. very, very lucky. she's a wonderful girl who had excellent taste, am i wrong? come on. [ cheers ] >> lamorne: were you mostly a good kid? did you get into trouble at all? you seem like a really nice, smooth guy. >> listen -- well, thank you. i -- i always tried to be a good person, right? i've always tried to do the right thing. high school, there's a lot of peer pressure and stuff to want to goo and have fun and go to parties and that kind of stuff. and i like having fun. [ laughter ]

and our house, my house growing up, me and my sisters had lots and lots of parties. our parents were constantly out of town. anybody else have parent who were always out of town? your house is the party house, right? because everybody's like, "your parents are out of town?" "yes, they are." [ laughter ] it was really amazing. our neighbors never ratted us out. we had all manner of different people that lived around us. at any point they should have. i mean, we had so many people over, they were so loud. we had a volunteer police officer that was right next door to us. one of the coolest dude kids would be driving up and they'd be looking for a place to park. he'd come out with his flashlight, gun on the hip, "you here for zach's party?" i swear to you. the kids, he'd do basicalliage interroga interrogation, how do you zach? are you friends with zach? do you know him well? he was sure that kids just heard about it but weren't really my

friends, they wouldn't make it into the party. not only did they not rat us out, they helped us. >> lamorne: where are you from? >> i don't want to say his name, i don't want him to get into trouble. >> lamorne: where? >> ventura, california, baby. no rules. >> lamorne: no rules. >> no. >> lamorne: did you ever get into real trouble, though? >> yes. when i was 17. i used to smoke cigarettes. >> lamorne: whoa. >> i know, i know. >> lamorne: that's called dope. [ laughter ] >> in california, it's illegal to smoke before the age of 18. and i was up at like this volleyball tournament with a bunch of my teammates in santa barbara, california. we had a big break. all right, we'll go get some cigarettes. all of them were 18, i was 17. smoking cigarettes by the liquor store whatever. a couple of cops walk up to us. "what's going on, guys?" "just want to check i.d.s, make sure everybody's 18." all of us who were smoking. i knew i'm going to get a ticket. that ticket was going to get

mailed to my house. then my mom was going to find out that i smoked. then she would kill me. she would literally end my life. it was a very traumatic household. >> lamorne: for sure, moms be killers. >> that's why we partied so much. so i make up this cockamamie -- i was like -- i hid my wallet. "my name is josh howard, i grew up --" false address, false phone number. it was really good. [ laughter ] it was like mafia skill good. fully being another person. it was all coming to me. oh, i got these guys, it's so good. "what's your mom's number so we can call her?" this is pre-cell phone. some of you might remember. [ laughter ] "oh, my mom's out shopping, you're not going to be able to get ahold of her." "who else can we call?" "nobody, really, i don't have any other family." they go, "well, you're going to have to come with us, we're going to have to hold you until you can prove who you are." they start walking me across the street. the police department was right across the street. [ laughter ]

>> lamorne: wait -- >> i was illegally smoking right in front of a liquor store that's across the street from the police. >> lamorne: how small is ventura? [ laughter ] >> this is i'll la vista, part of santa barbara's campus -- lots of partying up there too. anyway, they start walking me across the street, through the front doors. and i was like, wow, this got really serious really fast. and i said, "guys, hey." [ laughter ] "i might have been fibbing. i'm not really -- "turn around, put your hands behind your head." i got cuffed. i got thrown into a little interrogation room. "i'm so sorry, i didn't know what to do, my mom, she'll kill me, i didn't want to --" they're like, "yeah, yeah, yeah, calm down, zach, whatever, now we need to call your mom." "okay, but please --" they go down -- i'm in this room. the door's open. they go down the hallway into another office.

they make this phone call. all i hear is their side of the phone call. "yes, mrs. pugh --" my real name is zachary levi pugh. "we've got your son here at the isla vista police department -- listen, ma'am, you're going to have to calm down --" [ laughter ] "ma'am, if you do not stop yelling at us, we're going to have to book your son." i'm hearing this. "please top!" [ laughter ] "they're going to lock me up forever!" and i hear this whole -- i'm literally crying. and she is saying god k to these cops to the point they hang up, come back down, they literally -- after all this, whatever, yeah. they look at me and they go, "we're so sorry." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i lied to them. they're like," we get it, we understand now." and i thought they were then

going to be like, like hey, just don't lie to cops anymore. they're like, "we're so sorry, but also, we're still going to book you." then so -- i had to go to court. by the way, my mom made it worse there too. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: did you get a ticket at all? >> i got a whole citation and whatever. it wasn't just for smoking a cigarette underage, it was because i lied to a police officer. i had to go to court. they gave me 200 hours of community service. >> lamorne: i'm sorry, what? >> 200 hours of community service. >> lamorne: you said you went to college in north korea? what did you say? [ laughter ] for cigarettes? >> bro. when i went to the orientation, it was like picking up trash on the beaches in ventura. when i went to the orientation with all these other kids that were also getting community service, we were going around talking about, what did you do? whatever. and they were kids that literally were charged with breaking and entering, grand theft. they're like, "i got 40 hours." [ laughter ] how? how is this -- the justice

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>> this is awesome, whoo! >> look out! ♪ >> what are you saying? >> look out! >> that was close, huh? [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: welcome back. i'm here with zachary levi. "harold and the purple crayon." >> that's right. >> lamorne: i saw this movie, i love this movie. >> thank you. >> lamorne: me and my daughter. >> thank you. >> lamorne: wow, we sat on the couch, she was just like, "i want to do that, daddy." [ laughter ] she watches a movie, she likes it, she asks if i can get her a dress based on that. [ laughter ] if there's a "hair ald and the purple crayon" dress, you've got to tell your boy. >> some of you might know "hair rolled and the purple crayon." [ applause ] beloved children's book. i was approached by sony a few

years ago. they had this original, really smart, funny script. i was like, oh, man. that seems like it could be cool. it's a very beloved ip. i have nephews. i think it's important that we create entertainment for everyone, but particularly stuff that's uplifting, stuff that is inspiring people to be creative, and using their imaginations and believing in themselves. and that's really a lot of the messaging of the movie. and so, you know, couple of years ago we shot in atlanta, and i became a pilot. it was incredible. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: you're not a real pilot, right? >> no, i want to be a pilot. >> lamorne: if tom cruise were in this movie, he would have made you become a pilot. >> absolutely. >> lamorne: you got a chance to work with zooey deschanel. [ cheers ] she's the dreamiest. >> of course. >> lamorne: she's so insanely talented and funny. she's such a wonderful human vr he has a great, grounded, maternal -- she is a mom, but beyond that she really cares. she cares about other people.

that's the kind of leadership that you really want and need this this town, more than anything. when you can find other lead actors or directors or producers or whatever that genuinely care about the cast and the crew and the product, because they care about the audience, you know -- then that's who you want to work rith. zoey has that type of awesome ene energy. >> lamorne: you seem like a ircag person as well. >> i try. >> lamorne: so much so that you've created a community for folks in texas? >> trying, trying to. >> lamorne: no, you're doing it. you're doing it. >> i am doing it. >> lamorne: tell them about this. this is really cool, man. >> well, listen. when i started working in hollywood, i got my first look behind the curtain, i saw how the sausage was made and i was really bummed out. i think this industry, like a lot of industries, values profit over people. and i don't think that's right. i think we need to invert that big-time. we need to do that across the board in every industry. [ cheers and applause ] we need to value the workers, we

need to value the products, and therefore, downstream, how it affects all the people consuming this product, whatever it is. and hollywood, because this was my industry, i was like, i want to make it better. i want to do something better. i think in order to do that, have to create my own version of that. that would require our own little independent new united artists type of studio. if i'm going to go so far as to build a studio, why don't i build it where it has living accommodations in it, so all the people who came together to make tv shows and movies and music and video games could work and play in one campus? that's been my dream for 25 years. i moved to austin, texas, and bought some acreage. [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: that's pretty damn cool, man. >> yeah. >> lamorne: thank you, my friend. >> yeah, yeah. >> lamorne: thank you very much for being here. "harold and the purple crayon" ladies and gentlemen, it opens in theaters a week from friday. we'll be back with billy magnussen. type 2 diabetes? discover the ozempic® tri-zone. ♪ ♪ i got the power of 3. i lowered my a1c, cv risk, and lost some weight.

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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> lamorne: welcome back. music from aaron frazer is on the way. you know our next guest from films such as "into the woods" and "no time to die." he played my friend in the movie "game night," and now he's my actual friend at our real-life game nights. his new movie is called "coup!"

>> whoo! >> now all we need is -- >> mr. monk, the pool is never to be used by staff. >> i thought we was all bunking together. >> the pool is different. >> why? >> because -- because it is. >> why? >> you -- your rooms may have changed but the rules of this house still remain the same. >> mr. horn. >> what? >> telephone for you, sir, a mr. sinclair? >> get out of the pool. now. out! [ applause ] >> lamorne: "coup!" is in theaters august 2nd. please welcome my pal billy magnussen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

>> whoo! oh, man. >> lamorne: dude, man. >> dude. >> lamorne: so great. he's a good buddy of mine. >> thank you so much for inviting me. >> lamorne: you have your boobies out. >> getting a little nippy. >> lamorne: looking good. >> i was so scared, like just be cool, don't do anything. first thing i do, spill on my pants. oh god, looks like i pissed myself. [ laughter ] in the black blow-drying my pants. yeah, this is my first time ever on one of these things. [ cheers and applause ] >> lamorne: first time. first time. >> yeah, thank you. >> lamorne: first time. >> thank you. >> lamorne: some people might know this already -- >> might be the last time too. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: no, no, no, no. a lot more, my friend, a lot more. some people know this. billy and i are actually really, really close friends. so close that -- when he comes into town, he sometimes stays at my house. >> yep, we're out of milk, by the way. >> lamorne: shut the -- [ laughter ]

>> he as hospitable guy. >> lamorne: very a. i love it. i love having you over because you're very polite, you're kind, you don't leave [ bleep ] in the toilet. [ laughter ] he's very courteous, know what i mean? he sometimes cooks. barbecues. >> i fed you the other night. >> lamorne: you metd fed me the other night? >> yes, yes. >> lamorne: really? you want to go there? >> yeah, you can go. >> lamorne: "dude, i want to thank you for letting me stay in your home, i want to prepare something for you." billy shows up with two of those rotisserie chickens. [ laughter ] >> and you were fed. >> lamorne: from the grocery store. >> there was too much. i'm doing promotion for "coup" so i didn't have time. you know, it was ordered with tlc. >> lamorne: it was ordered with love, you know what i mean? the last time you stayed with me was very, very important. >> yes. >> lamorne: it was a pivotal moment in our relationship. >> well, okay. can i take this? can i do this? >> lamorne: i'm going to allow you, yeah. tell it the right way.

>> you've stayed at friends' house. get a gift. a towel, a blanket, a nice bottle of wine, whatever. i've got to do something that will really show, like, how much i love you and assert my dominance over you. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: what? >> i actually -- can you bring it out, please? i took it from your house, actually, to show everyone. oh, yeah. so -- lamorne was out of town. i took everything in his house. took a photo shoot. put it above his bed. [ laughter ] so when he got home, it's there. >> lamorne: yeah. [ applause ] yes, you did. yes, you did. this was this [ bleep ] way of saying thank you. [ laughter ] >> and assert my dominance. >> lamorne: yes. he took it the extra mile by bringing it here today. [ laughter ] >> well, well, the hope that is now we take -- they do photo things here. i want to take that photo with this photo, put i above my

house. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: can you have somebody take this [ bleep ] out of here? >> yeah, yeah. >> lamorne: same people -- >> it's all his stuff. i know where all your secrets are. >> lamorne: you can put that in the trash. >> hey, hey. >> lamorne: you were nominated for a tony? >> well -- yes. emmy-nominated lamorne morris. [ applause ] yeah, i was years ago. emmy-nominated lamorne morris. >> lamorne: hey, i told them all about it. >> you did. [ applause ] >> lamorne: they're tired of hearing. >> me, they want to talk about you, yeah. >> yeah, theater. theater's a beautiful thing. i think it's kind of launched my career in such a way. i was 27. i got to do the show "vonya" with sigourney weaver, david hyde pierce, christie nielson, who's also in "coup," actually. it was a real treat. theater, here's the thing wear doing right now, we're in the moment, there's only this that we have to share with each other. again, thank you for your

graciousness for having me here. [ cheers and applause ] what? what? >> lamorne: he's -- you know. i don't buy this act. [ laughter ] see, billy's leaving out a very, very important part of this story. tell us who showed up backstage to talk to you. >> this is what -- this is the one time that got me into the commercial world of entertainment or whatever. we were doing a play at lincoln center. and i shared a dressing room with david hyde pierce. after the show, people come back, knock on the door, "hey, go get it, david." he would always make me do things. [ laughter ] i open the door and i see this woman. only thing i could say in my head was, "oh, you're the chick, you're her, you're the woman, you're her." it was meryl streep. [ laughter ] coming backstage to congratulate me, do like, "hey, great job." then from that i got an audition for rob marshall to be -- for "into the woods."

>> lamorne: really? [ applause ] >> yeah. crazy. crazy. but the best part, the best part of the whole story is we're finally at the table read or -- we're there, meryl streep, you know, james corden, emily blunt, chris pine, anna kendrick. it was a big cast. meryl streep -- >> lamorne: i'll be merly. >> i'm meryl. >> lamorne: i'm billy. >> the sweetest thing in the world. "hey, i got you this [ bleep ] job." [ laughter ] >> lamorne: really? >> yes. >> lamorne: oh my gosh. >> yeah. [ applause ] and she doesn't agree to that story, i think mine will hold up in court. [ laughter ] >> lamorne: i want to talk about this movie "coup." >> yes, yes. >> lamorne: dude. >> yeah. >> lamorne: i got a chance to check it out. >> yes, i forced you because i'm staying at your place. [ laughter ] forced you to watch it. >> jimmy: i didn't get much sleep. [ laughter ] put a laptop on my bed, "watch this now." [ laughter ] fantastic movie.

>> man. >> thank you. >> lamorne: such a fun movie. talk a little bit about it. >> yeah, a satire set in 1918 during the spanish influenza where a well-off family hires this wandering cook. and the cook slowly steals this man's life. and it's a story of hypocrisy, doing what you say you'll do and what you won't are you'll see amazing films like "hair rolled and the purple crayon." this is an independent film where artists come to play and dance and share their love and passion for art. the independent cinema is where you go to like express the love you have for your art form. it's usually a community. like with my -- it's also like my production company's first feature. first feature together. >> lamorne: wow, really? >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah, yeah. but -- i realized, you know -- as a younger man, as an actor,

you're selfish. it's a very selfish industry. i kind of got tired of it. i started building this community where i was like, i want to work with people that want to show up every day and love what they do. how can i create that environment in my life? as an older man i'm slowly trying to incorporate that all around me. again, doing a movie with lamorne, i met a friend. it's like, i want to work with this guy every day if i could. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. i just -- yeah. >> lamorne: tell that to meryl streep. >> i'll tell meryl. >> lamorne: that you have a friend you want to work with every single day, yeah. >> it's important to me, it really is. there is such beauty with people like -- we made this film for such a cheap amount of money. this is a small little thing where my heart's in it. >> lamorne: yeah. it's got you written all over it, my friend. [ applause ] oh my god. oh my god. "coup." thank you to billy. "coup" is in theaters august 2nd.

we'll be right back with aaron frazer! a happiest halloween with so much to do. just a pinch of pumpkin... a dash of bat... a sprinkle of joy from my witch's hat. potions keep stirring... mix halloween flare. now, add some friendly spirits... that haunt the air. put magic and treats at every corner to be seen... come alive my cauldron... brew the happiest halloween.

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you can see him on tour starting september 1st in phoenix, arizona. playing the song "payback" from his album "into the blue," aaron frazer. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ way back played them games on you knew that i was wrong cause now i'm sitting on a ♪ ♪ one track path that's taking me to the place where i belong ♪ ♪ might be hot it might be cold but it's the oldest tale they ever told it's ♪ ♪ payback i feel it coming for me payback payback ♪ ♪ ♪ doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo doo-doo-doo-doo doo-doo payback ♪ ♪

♪ stay back i know you sniffin' around keep away from me i feel it creepin' like ♪ ♪ a stray cat wild look in your eyes with them jagged teeth ♪ ♪ i can turn my back to ease my mind but every shadow seems to hide that ♪ ♪ payback i feel it coming for me payback payback ♪ ♪ is there nowhere left to run ooh-ooh for the things that i have done ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ if the gambler always plays to win and the rich man he gets served ♪ ♪ then i guess i'm gettin' paid in full cause i'ma get what i deserve mhm ♪ how you feeling? [ cheers ]

♪ might be hot it might be cold but it's the oldest tale they ever told ♪ ♪ might be hot it might be cold but it's the oldest tale they ever told ♪ ♪ might be hot it might be cold ahh but it's the oldest tale they ever told and it's ♪ ♪ payback i feel it coming for me payback oh lord i can't explain it now ♪ ♪ payback oh lord i feel it coming down payback payback ♪ ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah ahh ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah ahh ah ah ♪ ♪ ahh ah ah ahh ah ah ♪

♪ ahh ah ah ahh ah ah ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, travel nightmare. thousands of frustrated passengers stranded at the peak of summer travel. >> i'm been standing in the line since 7:00 to make it to the help desk. we still don't know what's diagnose to happen. >> delta airlines still trying to recover five days after that global tech outage. >> there are people laying in every nook and cranny trying to rest.