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time right now on jimmy kimmel, guest host ryan reynolds and hugh jackman. >> yes, should be a good one. have a great night, everyone. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live!" with guest hosts ryan reynolds and hugh jackman. tonight -- emma corrin, and music from orville peck and noah cyrus. with cleto and the cletones. and now, ryan reynolds and hugh jackman.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: wow, whoa! >> hugh: whoa! >> ryan: whoa, guys. we did it. >> hugh: wow. >> ryan: well, hello. hello and welcome. >> hugh: hello, l.a. >> ryan: welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i am your guest host, ryan reynolds. >> hugh: yes! [ cheers and applause ] i'm also your guest host, hugh jackman. [ cheers and applause ] thank you. >> ryan: thank you all for being here. we're all dressed up tonight because this is a celebration.
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>> hugh: that's right. [ cheers ] after many, many years in the making, at this time tomorrow, "deadpool and wolverine" will be in theaters. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: it's official. it's exciting. we're officially joining the marvel cinematic universe. >> hugh: yep. [ cheers ] >> ryan: i know, right? it's owned by our parent company here, disney. they own a lot of stuff actually. this show, "jimmy kimmel live," abc, hulu, fx, fxx, espn, the concept of joy, water, air, they just bought up all the global supply of insulin. [ laughter ] >> hugh: why would they need that? >> ryan: they don't. but they have it. >> hugh: okay, fair enough. [ laughter ] guys, we have been lucky enough to travel all around the world to talk about this film. we've been everywhere.
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we've been to england, germany, china, brazil. after visiting the most exciting cities on earth, it feels absolutely fitting to end our tour right here on hollywood boulevard. the only street in the world that has a kids' foot locker next door to an abandoned hooters. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: a special street. it really is. and we cannot wait for you to see the movie. people are saying this film could save the marvel cinematic universe. [ cheers ] and maybe, just maybe, even democracy. [ cheers and applause ] no, no. i'm kidding, democracy is dead. it's done. [ laughter ] >> hugh: this film has got everything. it's got special effects, it's got mind-blowing cameos. and it takes a hard look at the very compelling evidence that the world is flat. [ laughter ] >> ryan: hey, cool it down there, qanon, my god. >> hugh: no, seriously, the fact that the movie exists is a kind
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of miracle. ryan and i met playing these very characters in the 2009 film "x-men origins: wolverine." [ cheers and applause ] and while critics didn't love it, the fans also did not love it. [ laughter ] >> ryan: not at all. that's because we didn't -- we didn't get to give them that classic wolverine and deadpool dynamic they loved from the comics, right? because wade in that movie, he looked like this. [ laughter ] the magic mike of chernobyl. [ laughter ] that was just about the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie. >> hugh: no, no, actually, that's not true. this is the most embarrassing prosthetic an actor has ever worn in a movie. [ moans and applause ] it was in a movie. it's a movie. >> ryan: oh my god. you look so young. [ laughter ]
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>> hugh: it was the weirdest feeling i've ever had in my life. in my kitchen at home. anyway, the kids still have not recovered. >> ryan: they say they don't make a sound. [ laughter ] >> hugh: they do, they do. honestly, guys, they made us blur my infinity stones for this broadcast. so for those of you watching at home, please do not take out your phone and google "hugh jackman neck testicles." [ laughter ] wow, wow. >> ryan: checking the stocks. >> hugh: wow, wow. >> ryan: hey, i thought that movie was pretty good. >> hugh: really? >> ryan: yeah. it was your "les miz." [ laughter ] >> hugh: i was in "les miz." >> ryan: [ bleep ] off, really? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] i did not know that. >> hugh: yeah, and i was nominated for a [ bleep ] oscar. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: okay.
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>> hugh: back to the movie. okay. i want to do a poll. who is planning to see "deadpool and wolverine" this weekend? [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that is a lot of people. that is very nice. for this film, we created a very extra-special popcorn bucket. it's just to enhance your moviegoing experience. you remember the "dune" popcorn bucket? [ cheers ] that could double as your lover. [ laughter ] sexy, right? >> hugh: i remember it very well. >> jimmy:. >> ryan: we made a wolverine bucket for our movie. [ cheers ] [ cheers and applause ] what's crazy is that i didn't realize until just now that, you know, people are really going to [ bleep ] this thing. [ cheers ]
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that's a clear invitation. >> hugh: for an extra 3 bucks, am krc amc might put my testicles onto the neck. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. yeah. there's a lot of air conditioning so you may not notice. [ laughter ] but that's not all. in honor of our hosting gig tonight, we made an even more exclusive collector's item featuring guillermo. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, come on. you can eat snacks out of it, or you can use it to take a single 64-ounce shot of tequila. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: and this one is far superior to the wolverine one. this one is made of real skin. [ laughter ] that's why there's only four of them. [ laughter ] we're going to send guillermo with one so he can have a weird night with his wife. [ laughter ] >> guillermo: that's a great
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idea. >> ryan: yeah, yeah, you can have this one, too. >> hugh: now since "deadpool and wolverine" is the first r-rated marvel movie, a lot of people have asked if they can take their kids to see it. >> ryan: and the answer is, "are you a cool parent or a frickin' narc?" [ laughter ] >> hugh: we wanted to give some little bubs and bub-ettes a chance to ask some questions about the movie, so we sent a camera crew out on the street this afternoon to do just that. it is time for "tot quiz." [ cheers and applause ] let's meet our first kid. >> deadpool, would you and wolverine win in a tag-team match versus batman and robin? >> ryan: good question, mia. it depends on which batman and robin you're talking about. [ laughter ] >> hugh: yeah. '60s tv batman and robin? i think we'd kick their asses for sure. [ cheers ] >> ryan: for sure. the guy that plays -- burt ward has got to be
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like 107. [ laughter ] and adam west? i mean, that's -- i don't know. >> hugh: yeah, don't go there. [ laughter ] >> ryan: i like our chances. i really like our chances there. next question, please. >> hey guys, do you say pee-cahn or pee-can? [ laughter ] >> hugh: that's none of your [ bleep ] business. >> ryan: really is. [ laughter and applause ] we actually can't answer that one because we promised we wouldn't get political. [ laughter ] let's move on to the next one here. >> who would win in a race between deadpool and wolverine? who would beat each other in a fight against wolverine? if wolverine and deadpool were in an apocalypse and they were fighting, would both of them die because of the apocalypse or would they stay alive and keep fighting? who would win in a basketball game between wolverine and deadpool? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ]
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>> ryan: hey, scarface. [ laughter ] they put blow in capri suns now? [ laughter ] you all right? >> hugh: i got you. i snorted? adderall before i came out here. [ laughter ] let's go, let's go. you want some answers, here come your answers. they keep fighting and they're more into pickleball now. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that was really good. that was impressive. very impressive. you should do drugs more often. [ laughter ] let's go with the next question here. >> if you could ask these two guys anything in the world, what would you ask them? >> anything in the world? this person, who are you? [ laughter ] i would ask this person, who are you? [ laughter ]
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[ applause ] >> ryan: don't take the bait, don't take the bait! >> hugh: i'm not. i'm just going to answer for me. hey kid, high. i'm the guy whose walk of fame star you're standing on, you little [ bleep ]. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: i got this, all right? who are we? okay. we're the outgrowth of severe childhood trauma who have toiled away in this vapid, morally bankrupt industry for the past 25 years and now have enough money to get away with literally anything. [ laughter ] we could buy your childhood home and burn it to the ground. [ laughter and moans ] you think jimmy kimmel is really on vacation? he's dead. [ laughter ] we killed him. you got it? whatever the [ bleep ] your name is? he's fine, he's fine, guillermo, he's fine. >> guillermo: okay. >> ryan: don't worry.
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guillermo really lost it for a second there. [ laughter ] >> hugh: all right, last question. >> are they looking for a girlfriend? >> why do you ask? >> they both look very lonely. [ laughter and applause ] >> hugh: i don't know. >> ryan: yeah, thank you for asking that. >> hugh: sweet. >> ryan: i'm married, and hugh -- well. [ laughter ] yes. the answer is yes. we get lonely sometimes. >> hugh: luckily, maya, we have each other. >> ryan: he doesn't know your [ bleep ] name. [ laughter ] because he's an [ bleep ]. but he's [ bleep ]. it's [ bleep ]. all right? [ cheers and applause ] didn't sound right at all, that's not right at all. but i do cherish you.
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i cheshish him. [ bleep ]. exactly, exactly. it's just my -- as if it was my own. i want to say this about our friendship. i have a lot to say about it, but why say it -- when i can sing it? ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for being a friend ♪ ♪ traveled down the road and back again ♪ ♪ your heart is true you're a pal and a confidant ♪ ♪ i'm not ashamed to say come on ♪ ♪ i hope it always stays this way ♪ ♪ my hat is off won't you stand up and take a bow ♪ ♪ and if you threw a party invite everyone you knew ♪ ♪ well you would see the biggest gift would be from me ♪
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♪ and the card attached would say ♪ ♪ thank you for being a friend ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: thanks. wow. >> hugh: we have a great show for you tonight. my friend ryan reynolds is here. >> ryan: my friend hugh jackman is here. right there! [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: plus emma corrin and music from orville peck and noah cyrus. >> ryan: we'll be right back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ thank you for being a friend ♪ ♪ travel down the road and back again ♪ ♪ your heart is true ♪
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about the mess that big yellow and i made. yeah, is there any way that i can make it up to you? actually, you could help me promote my new mini chimi bang bangs.
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you think i could be bought, you son of a- hello. this is only showing in japan, right? i'm so sorry jack about the mess that big yellow and i made. yeah, is there any way that i can make it up to you? actually, you could help me promote my new mini chimi bang bangs. you think i could be bought, you son of a- hello. this is only showing in japan, right? >> hugh: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm hugh jackman.
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>> ryan: and i'm ryan reynolds. yeah. [ cheers ] tonight, a very talented actor who plays the evil cassandra nova in a scrappy independent film called "deadpool and wolverine," emma corrin is with us. [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: then later, he actually makes being a masked singer look cool. his new album "stampede" is out august 2nd. music from orville peck and noah cyrus on the outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: tomorrow night, lamorne morris will be back hosting, so don't miss that. >> hugh: is your chair higher than mine? >> ryan: yeah. why, does it matter? >> hugh: i need the taller chair because i have a short torso. that's true, i actually have a -- i'm 6'2" but a short -- >> ryan: i'm so bored right now. [ laughter ] i can't believe i have to deal with this -- >> hugh: where are you going? what are you doing? >> ryan: look. >> hugh: we've got a job --
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>> ryan: easy, okay? can i get a little psa light piano music? ♪ that's nice, that's nice. we hear so much about afflictions like obesity and stage six tuberculosis. but there is an ailment that doesn't get enough attention. it's tts. tiny torso syndrome. [ laughter ] do you know that one in every hugh jackman suffers from this disorder? [ laughter ] yes, he's a world-famous millionaire who sleeps on 16,000 thread count giza cotton sheets. but that doesn't mean he doesn't feel. so, if you see him and can breach his six-person security team, don't say, "hey, man, why is your belt chafing your nipples?" [ laughter ] give him a hug, because today we are all hugh jackman.
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[ laughter ] all of us. star wipe. star wipe. star wipe. [ cheers and applause ] sorry about that. something to deal with right there. where were we here? >> hugh: it's really noticeable now. i shouldn't have mentioned it. >> ryan: wow, that's not a great look. you've got to go backstage. i'm about to introduce you. head back out -- >> hugh: take your chair -- >> ryan: take your little hobbit chair with you, freak show. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: my first guest tonight possesses a frustrating level of talent. he can act, he can sing, he can dance his little heart out and whatever else they do in those little musicals he does. plus, he can kick serious ass on the big screen. yet in real life, he has the delicate touch of a newborn meerkat. [ laughter ] and he's one of the few men i know who can make me genuinely
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self-conscious about the state of my own abs. [ laughter ] please welcome 2004 kids' choice award nominee for best burp -- hugh-ford buford judy jackman esquire. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: again. short chair again. [ laughter ] >> ryan: yeah, it's real life. >> hugh: you can't it's everywhere. >> ryan: so hugh, you're 55 now. >> hugh: thank you. [ cheers ] thanks. >> ryan: i just have one quick
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question. how do you do this? [ cheers ] it looks like a -- oiled-up baby porpoise right there. [ laughter ] >> hugh: do you mean the walking with the same arm, saming he thing that i'm doing? >> ryan: yeah. >> hugh: it doesn't look natural, does it? but i actually worked my ass off, that's the truth. i worked my ass off. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that is pretty incredible. you're an actual freak show. >> hugh: thank you. i did not work my ass off, i actually work ed to get an ass. i was doing "the music man." rima, when i was in the show -- i lost a lot of weight and i started to eat 6,000 calories a day to get ready for this. and i actually ripped my pants on stage because i was doing some deadlifts.
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i wasn't skipping leg days, no, no. [ cheers ] i was standing backstage with rima, and she did one of these. "mmm-mmm, daddy's back." [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: oh, wow. i like that. >> hugh: i liked it too. >> ryan: i would have to take all the middle-age man molly to look like that. this is what i look like shirtless. [ cheers ] >> hugh: it takes a lot of confidence to show that. >> ryan: it does, yeah. i don't know what actually is happening there. i don't -- where did my nipples go? [ laughter ] are they at the bottom of the -- what's happening there? i was but a boy, cheek of tan and lock of gold, 21 years old there. >> hugh: do you have less hair now? >> ryan: again, i do not know what's happening there. yeah. that guy has not found himself. [ laughter ] >> hugh: back in the days when they say, "do you mind if we take a quick still shot? it's going to be great for your career." and you believe it.
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>> ryan: 100%. "yeah, i'll do this. shoulders in? yeah?" [ laughter ] "nipples off? sure, done." you know, but i did want to discuss one thing. a few years ago, you lost your father. you said that afterwards -- >> hugh: why are we going there? >> ryan: you had some really intense revelations and things that you discovered about yourself. one thing in particular, i'm just wondering if you would use this moment to share? >> hugh: okay. i didn't know we were going there. okay, yeah. it was a really difficult time. it was during covid. so my father passed away in australia. and i managed to get back there. it wasn't easy. and i was there -- i was there at the end. and i'll just never forget that moment and what he said to me. [ phone ringing ] >> ryan: so sorry, one second. i'm sorry. it's blake, it's blake. [ cheers ] we always promised each other
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that we would answer in the middle -- hey, what's up? >> hi, baby. >> ryan: hi. >> is now a good time? >> ryan: no, no, we're at kimmel, we're rehearsing, it's rehearse at. >> i love you so much, just bored -- >> ryan: no, no, that's great. guillermo is here. yeah, hi. [ cheers ] guillermo, hello! alec is here. alec is the stage manager. he's british. and he looks so really upset right now. i'm going to get off the phone. i'm going to -- so sorry about that. you were saying? [ laughter ] okay, we actually do have an exclusive clip. maybe we roll that right now? [ laughter ] ♪ >> ryan: what's with the suit?
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first thing i did when i flamed out, i took mine off. >> hugh: drop it, stop talking about it. >> ryan: make it yourself? >> hugh: quit now. >> ryan: the x-men make you wear it? they are not friends. friends donlts let friends leave the house looking like they fight crime for the los angeles rams. >> hugh: shut the [ bleep ] up. >> ryan: watch your frown lines, angel baby, i'm trying to bond. >> hugh: talk about something else. >> ryan: fine. pew, pew, pew! >> hugh: stop it. >> ryan: pew! [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: wow. >> ryan: not bad. >> hugh: i'm going to interview you knew, [ bleep ] backstage, get out of here, get out of here. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> hugh: welcome back. emma corrin and music from orville peck and noah cyrus is on the way. before we get to my guest, can we just please, please, please take a five-second break of silence without ryan chewing my ear off? just give me five -- >> ryan: hugh! they have skittle back here. >> hugh: it's not going to happen. oh, well. my next guest was second choice
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to play xander on "buffy the vampire slayer." [ laughter ] just didn't go his way. please welcome the 2016 e-w entertainer of the year, ryan ashley mary-kate reynolds. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> hugh: people do need a reference. you got that, just make people know who it is. [ laughter ] we're good, we're good, right there in front of you. those were meant for the crew, but whatever, you take them.
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>> ryan: i wouldn't eat that. [ laughter ] >> hugh: it's so good to have you here, man. >> ryan: good to be here, huge surprise, haven't seen you in a long time. >> hugh: thank you. >> ryan: taste the rainbow. [ laughter ] >> hugh: i know people sometimes think being the second guest isn't as important as being the first guest, but i don't want you to think of that it way. i want you to -- i want you to think of it more like a concert. like i was an opening act. that's the way it works. >> ryan: i was -- by the way -- [ cheers and applause ] it's called "deadpool and wolverine." >> hugh: sure, whatever. >> ryan: deadpool. >> hugh: i'm going to ask you a question. i've been around the world with you. i've been in maybe 400 interviews with you. i've never heard you talk about this. that wasn't the original title, was it? >> ryan: no, i've actually -- this is genuine. i've never told this story anywhere. but -- i just -- [ laughter ] the movie was originally called
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"deadpool and friend." [ laughter and moans ] i am actually not joking. and on the eve of the super bowl -- the super bowl is where we first launched the trailer to "deadpool and" not friend but "wolverine." it leaked. because the son of a bitches on the internet. [ laughter ] and the title leaked. and we looked at it and listened. and they [ bleep ] hated that title. [ laughter ] and we were not feeling so good about that anymore. so we called everybody at disney and marvel and said, "we have to change the [ bleep ] title." [ laughter ] and they were like, "well, no -- guys -- the launch is tomorrow. we've shipped 9,000 seven-foot standees to theaters all over the place that way "deadpool and
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friend." they've done this every time. "can we maybe get wolverine in the movie?" no, we can't, you're crazy. had to push them on everything. we wouldn't take no for an answer. "no, no, we're changing the title, i will never call this movie deadpool and friend." and they did it. they did it. >> hugh: they did. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: literally changed the title. that's the scoop yeah. >> hugh: so -- we have a behind-the-scenes clip. will you set it up for us? >> ryan: in the movie we have a character named "dogpool." [ cheers ] dogpool is super special. real name is peggy, but she plays dogpool, aka mary [ laughter ] she won ugliest dog in the uk. an award given by mean people, i don't know. [ laughter ] boy, she earned it. [ laughter ] but peggy has a tongue that, i don't know, looks like an old
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shoe that kind of hangs down. [ laughter ] honestly, i'm not going to -- she's so sweet and so cute. the tongue is [ bleep ] revolting. [ laughter ] yeah. and so she needs to lick my -- she needs to just explore the inside of my mouth. [ moans ] this is that clip. this is me barely holding it together. >> hugh: i hope you guys haven't eaten. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> hugh: what he won't do, what he won't do. i have to say, weigh i was standing there the whole time. it was really cold. peggy was meant to peggy would not do that. jewells, the trainer, tried all kinds of things -- >> ryan: jewells would walk and
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up shove anything in my mouth. >> hugh: the four things she tried made me want to vomit. >> ryan: that was salmon paste. [ moans ] and you haven't [ bleep ] lived till you've had salmon paste on an ice-cold day at 8:00 in the morning. [ laughter ] and then had about two pounds of peggy tongue shoved down your throat and right into your uvula. [ laughter ] i'm surprised her tail wasn't just sticking out of my mouth and wagging like this by the end. we made to it sixth space. i mean, that is [ bleep ] base. >> hugh: dogs have bases. >> ryan: i didn't know you could lose your virginity again. >> hugh: i'm going to pivot to a little bit of earnestness. it's not on this card. >> ryan: we're not good at this job. >> hugh: really bad. [ laughter ] i want to say what a privilege it is to work with you, not only as an actor, as a writer, a
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producer. to work with one of your best friends in a job you'll never forget. this is something i'll never forget. you're one of one, my friend. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: you've got to give me 30 seconds. >> hugh: no, no, it's my show! >> ryan: 30 seconds. a front row suit to hugh jackman is the greatest gift on earth, i mean it. literally, i hug him and i become 20% better of a person. [ cheers ] i mean that. what you see what is you get here. hollywood, there's a lot of people that, let's just say, they're a bit -- there's some undesirables in this business. [ laughter ] this man right here is the prime example. i met him in 2008 -- [ cheers and applause ] i watched him grow up. >> hugh: thank you, ryan. we'll be back with emma corrin! if you're living with hiv, imagine being good to go without daily hiv pills. good to go off the grid. good to go nonstop. with cabenuva, there's no pausing for daily hiv pills. for adults who are undetectable,
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about the mess that big yellow and i made. yeah, is there any way that i can make it up to you? actually, you could help me promote my new mini chimi bang bangs. you think i could be bought, you son of a- hello. this is only showing in japan, right? i'm so sorry jack about the mess that big yellow and i made.
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yeah, is there any way that i can make it up to you? actually, you could help me promote my new mini chimi bang bangs. you think i could be bought, you son of a- hello. this is only showing in japan, right? >> lou: tomorrow on >> lou: tomorrow on "jimmy kimmel live," guest host lamorne morris with -- "jimmy kimmel live," guest host ♪ imagine a future where plastic is not wasted... but instead remade over and over... into the things that keep our food fresher, our families safer, and our planet cleaner. to help us get there, america's plastic makers are investing billions of dollars to create innovative products and new recycling technologies for sustainable change. because when you push for smarter solutions, big things can happen.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ryan: you know, we -- >> hugh: getting loose. >> ryan: we mentioned we're not veg at this. we went way over time. so to watch the whole show, go to jimmykimmellive on youtube or check it out on socials. for now -- >> hugh: our next guest is a gold-winning actor who we are proud to call our friend and
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costar. >> a wolverine. i wondered when i'd get one of you. we can be truly terrifying together. >> that's scary, huh? >> the tva thought so. they sent me here before i could walk. it was the best thing that ever happened to me. i love it here. >> you live in a garbage dump. >> i think we know who lives in the garbage dump. unfortunately, i had no charles xavier to teach me temperance. what about your charles? did he protect you? did he make you feel safe? >> we're mutants, we're never safe. [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan and hugh: "deadpool and wolverine" opens in theaters friday. please welcome emma corrin. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> ryan: oh my god. >> hugh: i see the color combo. very red. >> i did think this was gold until i saw it, i promise. [ laughter ] >> ryan: gold is the color of pure fear. [ laughter ] who do you like more? [ laughter ] >> great, okay. setting up to fail, i love that. oh my god. and i can't say dogpool. that's not on the table here. >> ryan: i guess so, yeah. she's an exception. [ laughter and applause ] >> hugh: yeah. >> ryan: you were the only human being that was ever considered for the role of cassandra nova. i mean, there was no other option. >> i like the "human being." animals, other creatures for sure. [ laughter ] >> ryan: no, no, definitely. we had a blue whale in mind as
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well. [ laughter ] but they're hard to catch. no, you were the only person. then i think sean went and met with you at your play, "orlando." >> sean came to london, and we met. i remember at the time i was doing a play called "orlando" in the west end. and i -- [ cheers and applause ] and i -- god. i'd been really struggling with my skin. i developed quite bad acne at that time, which you're on stage -- at any point in life it's not fun, on stage it is not great. a dermatologist suggested a chemical peel. i don't know who's familiar with a chemical peel, but yeah. >> ryan: oh. >> yeah, that was kind of a good day, i think. basically my agent said, you've got this meeting, it's in person. i said, there's no way in hell i can take this meeting, i look terrifying.
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and then i googled the character. [ laughter ] and -- yeah. [ applause ] >> hugh: that's it, perfect. >> ryan: a match made in heaven right there. also, wade wilson, he's got this -- >> yeah, it's a vibe. >> hugh: emma, having worked with you, i can say you're an incredibly courageous, mercurial actor. you take risks. i see it not just in your acting choices, but i saw it in a lot of -- like shaving your head. you were really game. you shaved your head yourself? >> i did. >> hugh: come on. [ cheers and applause ] first time. that's the first time -- >> first time i've ever shaved my head. i didn't go as far as wet shaving it like cassandra, that's a bit far a commitment. i remember -- i'd been asked a lot recently what the best advice you guys have given me is. i actually can't remember any. [ laughter ]
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other than -- other than you guys getting really excited when i was about to shave my head, and you both said almost in unison, "you've got to take a shower." [ laughter ] >> ryan: we didn't mean it like that. [ laughter ] shave your head in the shower, amazing, it feels so nice. >> it's a full religious experience, yeah. [ laughter ] may i also say, this is my first-ever late-night show. >> ryan: what? >> hugh: what? [ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: oh my god, this is great. ♪ the only way is up ♪ >> ryan: you're only going up from here. it will get better from here on out. >> hugh: so much better, like professionals. [ laughter ] >> ryan: my god, yeah. >> hugh: not a lot of people know this about you. you do this great impression of a seal at feeding time. do you know what i'm talking about? >> ryan: this is incredible, i've seen this before. >> hugh: yeah. >> ryan: what are some of the favorite things to catch as a human seal? >> as a human seal, we tend to favor skittles, weirdly. >> ryan: oh, hold on a second. [ laughter ]
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[ cheers ] >> hugh: so, is it like 15 at a time? like how many -- >> 15 or above. >> ryan: i am, like, physically allergic to hurting you. so i'm going to let you -- >> hugh: no, no, let's do it -- >> ryan: i'm scared to do this. >> hugh: i'm scared too. >> i've lost a tooth from m&ms. skittles i've never had a physical altercation with, yeah. >> hugh: is there a particular technique? >> i like a little underarm. >> hugh: a little underarm? >> ryan: god, i was so -- >> that was close. >> hugh: oh. oh! [ cheers and applause ] oh, well done! >> ryan: that was terrifying. absolutely terrifying. >> hugh: take us out. >> ryan: i'm going to put us all out of -- yeah. here we go. ready? guys, this was the most fun i've
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ever had past 8:00 p.m. in my entire life. [ cheers ] i would like to thank the incredible, incomparable emma corrin. [ cheers and applause ] "deadpool and wolverine" is in theaters friday. we're going to be right back with orville peck and noah cyrus.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> ryan: that's all the time we have. we'd like to thank emma corrin and jimmy kimmel. >> hugh: "nightline" is next, but first, his album "stampede" is out august 2nd. playing the song "how far will we take it," with help from noah cyrus, orville peck. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ i fell asleep in a dream that we once shared ♪ ♪ i looked around and i saw that you weren't there ♪ ♪ i thought i'd need you when it all broke down
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it'll be alright when you come around ♪ ♪ i tried to love you just couldn't break through no getting used to living without you ♪ ♪ cause i've been waiting don't wanna waste it we're all alone now how far will we take it ♪ ♪ being in your arms is what i came here for i'll close my eyes if you close the door ♪ ♪ i felt the fire but couldn't see the flames ♪
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♪ you didn't say it but i know that you felt the same ♪ ♪ i tried to love you just couldn't break through no getting used to living without you ♪ ♪ cause i've been waiting don't wanna waste it we're all alone now how far will we take it ♪ ♪ i tried to save you just couldn't break through no getting used to living without you ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been waiting don't wanna face it we're all alone now how far will we take it ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ i tried to love you just couldn't break through no getting used to living without you ♪ ♪ 'cause i've been waiting don't wanna waste it we're all alone now how far will we take it ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> byron: tonight -- >> i've decided the best way forward is to pass the torch to a new generation. >> byron: president joe biden addressing the nation, explaining his historic decision to withdraw from the presidential race. >> i

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