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>> i am in, i'm in, i'm in too i'll be here. >> just a reminder. you can watch all our newscasts live and on demand through the abc seven bay area connected tv app. it's available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv, and roku. download the app so you can start streaming. thank you so much for watching tonight. >> i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel, larry beil, all of us. we appreciate your time as always. right now on jimmy kimmel, it's guest host anthony anderson. >> have a great night from hollywood it's jimmy kimmel live! >> with guest host anthony anderson tonight, lisa kudrow, sam richardson and music from. and music from role model. with cleto and the cletones. and now, anthony anderson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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>> anthony: all right! all right, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm your guest host, anthony anderson. [ cheers and applause ] today, is amazon prime day. and in three to five business days it will be, "who stole all my [ bleep ] from my porch" day. [ laughter ] [ applause ] prime day is the perfect chance to buy a gift for a friend. maybe one who's doing you a really big favor right now. like hosting your damn talk show while you eat weed gummies in a fishing boat. [ laughter ] right, guillermo? >> guillermo: that's right, anthony, yeah, that's right. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: guillermo, you watched the baseball game tonight?
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>> guillermo: no, i didn't watch it. [ laughter ] >> anthony: no, okay. well, tonight was the major league all-star game in arlington, texas. but the real show was last night during the home run derby, where not everything was a home run. >> please welcome four-time grammy-nominated country singer/songwriter ingrid andress. ♪ and the rockets' red glare the bombs bursting in air ♪ ♪ gave proof through the night that our flag was still there ♪ ♪ o'er the land of the free-eeee and the home of the brave ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: oh. yeah.
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that didn't go so great. [ laughter ] but ingrid did knock it out of the park with her response to that performance. she posted this message today -- "now, i'm not going to bull [ bleep ] y'all, i was drunk last night." [ laughter ] "i'm checking myself into a facility today to get the help that i need. that was not me last night. i apologize to mlb, all the fans, and this country i love so much for that rendition. i'll let y'all know how rehab is. i hear it's super fun." [ laughter ] [ applause ] wow. that might be the first time someone's ever told the truth in a p.r. statement. [ laughter ] let's give it up for ingrid, okay? [ cheers and applause ] ingrid -- we wish you a speedy recovery, and we thank you for your honesty. now, the other major league event this week is the
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republican national convention. also known as the white people's choice awards. [ laughter ] things got off to a rocky start yesterday when the teleprompter went out on house speaker mike johnson. >> ladies and gentlemen -- it is now my honor to introduce the attorney general -- and there goes the teleprompter. ♪ >> anthony: oh, poor mike walked offstage with his johnson tucked between his legs. [ laughter ] is it bad when the speaker of the house can't speak? [ laughter ] they all had some fun though. more than anything, the rnc is a chance for the maga movement to really bust a move.
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♪ r-o-c-k in the usa ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ rocking in the usa ♪ ♪ reeling in the years stowing away the times ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ >> anthony: it's the "no soul train!" [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right. last night was when the delegates officially nominated trump, which means there was a lot of ass-kissing on display. but no one kissed more ass than the senator from south carolina, tim scott. >> on saturday, the devil came to pennsylvania holding a rifle. but an american lion got back up on his feet, and he roared! oh, yeah. he roared!
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[ laughter ] >> anthony: tim, trump already picked his running mate. you don't have to do this, bro. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you know -- that wasn't even the most ridiculous thing tim scott said. this was. >> i know this is going to offend the liberal elites every time i say it, it offends them. but let me say it one more time. america is not a racist country! [ crowd cheering ] >> anthony: attention, large crowd of white people! [ laughter ] america is not a racist country! thanks, uncle tim. or tom. whichever you go by. [ laughter ] [ applause ] of course, the most dramatic moment so far was a surprise appearance by former president
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donald trump. he entered the convention like a heavyweight champ with the swagger of mike tyson and the ear of evander holyfield. [ laughter ] [ applause ] trump had his ear all bandaged up. that's the whitest square i've seen next to trump since mike pence. [ laughter ] last night, we found out the new mike pence is senator j.d. vance. right now, we're in that fun phase when we're googling all kinds of crazy [ bleep ] about him. y'all want to hear some crazy [ bleep ] about him? [ cheers ] all right. a few months into the pandemic, vance tweeted -- "as a parent of young children and a nationalist who worries about america's low fertility, i can say with confidence that daylight savings time reduces fertility by at least 10 percent." okay, what?
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what the [ bleep ] could that possibly mean? [ laughter ] [ applause ] does it mean changing your clocks lowers sperm count? or that j.d. only [ bleep ]s in the dark? [ laughter ] [ applause ] i don't know. speaking of light, let's move our attention to the sunshine state. it's time for "this week in florida." >> hold on, camera. a woman trying to run away from accountability in a big way. >> i cannot go to jail, i can't, i can't, i won't last there. >> this woman seen here allegedly crashed her bmw convertible into a popeye's around 7:00 in the morning. >> you want to ride with me? >> yes, get me out of here, please. >> get you out of here? >> i can't get charged for that. >> you're going to get charged for that. [ laughter ] [ applause ]
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>> anthony: i like that the reporter says she "allegedly" crashed into the popeyes. how much more evidence do you need? [ laughter ] and one more thing. in addition to my work as an award-winning actor, and the best guest host of "jimmy kimmel live" -- [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you, thank you. i'm also one of america's top game show hosts. and tonight, i'm proud to premiere this sneak peek of my next game show that's going to take the nation by storm. >> anthony anderson's bringing an all-new game show to abc. >> it's time to play -- >> that boy ain't [ bleep ]! >> the show where moms trash talk their friends' adult sons for cash prizes. >> cherylly wilkins' boy for $200. >> why can't cherylly wilkins' son wear hightops? >> because it doesn't fit over
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his ankle monitor. >> these ladies got smoke for everyone. >> give me belinda jones' boy for $300. >> why is belinda jones' son such a fool? >> because he doesn't have good enough grades to be an idiot. >> nobody's son is immune. >> why can't melissa stevens' boy count past seven? >> because he blew three fingers off on the fourth of july. >> why is hattie wilson's son so ashy? >> because cvs started locking up their lotion. >> okay, ethel, i see you over there. don't make me come over there and smack you. oh, you hit today's "double daughter." >> oh, we're going to get some money! >> tell me why bernita thomas' daughter so is broke? i'm sorry. the answer we were looking for is because she's the fugliest dancer at the strip club.
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>> i guess anthony would know about the strip club. >> what did you say? >> stay out of my damn business, pearline. >> you fine [ bleep ]. >> mama, we're on national television. >> are you throwing dallas at a hoe? i told you, that boy ain't -- [ bleep ]. >> what you mean he ain't [ bleep ]? that's my baby. >> what are y'all [ bleep ] -- >> "that boy ain't [ bleep ]" tuesdays at 8:00 after "the golden rookie" only on abc. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: all right. we've got a fun show for you tonight. sam richardson is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from role model, and we'll be right back with lisa kudrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by nissan.
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anymore," comes out this friday. music from role model. [ cheers and applause ] uh-huh! tomorrow night, i'll be joined by howie mandel and roy wood jr. with music from the decemberists. our first guest is an emmy-winning actress you know from a little show called "friends." [ cheers and applause ] next, you can see her travel through time in the tv series "time bandits." it premieres a week from tomorrow on apple tv plus. please welcome lisa kudrow. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> anthony: all right, lisa, we're going to cut to the chase. >> okay. >> anthony: how often do people call you phoebe? >> oh my god. >> anthony: yes. [ laughter ]
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>> you know, wait. i just love this. i was at a party, a big party, and i was talking to sandra bullock. name-dropping, i have to. [ laughter ] but it's true. and she's like, "well, i guess you'll just have to talk to yourself, phoebe." she called me phoebe. >> anthony: yeah. [ laughter ] but she caught herself. she went, "what'd i just do?" "i don't know." >> anthony: you and i belong to an elite club. we both had long-lasting television shows. >> right. >> anthony: "friends" and "black-ish." [ cheers and applause ] now, it's been 20 years since "friends" had ended, in 2004. >> yeah. >> anthony: what was that first week like after production had shut down? what was it like for you? >> i was -- do you know what, i -- i forgot. like a week ago, it just came up. my husband and son were talking.
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and apparently i was crying. >> anthony: hm. >> in the kitchen. and my son was 5. >> anthony: okay. >> and he wanted to know why i was crying, and my husband said, "well, because she's sad because "friends" is done." and he said, "but she can see her friends, she can just call them. [ laughter ] no clue, i had no clue he never knew what the show was called. >> anthony: right, right, wow. >> he just knew that i worked on a show. >> anthony: yeah. now, speaking of the show -- do you find yourself watching old episodes of your work? >> well, i do now. but i didn't forever. >> anthony: really? >> no. why, do you? >> anthony: no, no. [ laughter ] no, no, i -- i thought it was just me, i -- i didn't want it at all, at all, either. >> no, i couldn't watch it. i couldn't watch myself at all. also, there's just the -- even if i wanted to, the embarrassment of somebody walking into the room and just going -- [ laughter ] >> anthony: talk about being a
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narcissist. >> yeah, exactly. >> anthony: so i hear you are a fan of a little show i did call "black-ish"? >> yes, yes. [ cheers and applause ] just curious. who was your favorite character? [ laughter ] and be honest. >> your character. [ applause ] that was my favorite character. >> anthony: yeah, no, thank you. >> it's true. >> anthony: yeah, oh thank you. >> everyone was fantastic. >> anthony: yeah, everyone was great. >> everybody was fantastic. >> but wait, can i just ask, did you watch it while you were shooting it? like when it was on tv? >> anthony: when it was on -- i didn't watch every week. >> right. >> anthony: i watched some episodes, yeah. but we lived it. i got to do it. >> right. and it was only two years ago. >> anthony: yeah, yeah. >> you maybe remember. >> anthony: it wasn't that much for me. >> i mean, do you -- are there episodes you've never seen? >> anthony: yeah. >> right. >> anthony: and i hear this is part of the episodes that you watched. i never saw our divorce
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episodes. >> oh, yeah, no, i couldn't watch them. >> anthony: really? why not? >> i -- because it -- i didn't want to. >> anthony: yeah. [ laughter ] >> i didn't -- i didn't want you to have marital issues. i didn't. >> anthony: yeah, no, people would stop me on the street, "oh, man, you can't divorce her, you can't divorce rainbow." >> yeah. >> anthony: "you can't do it!" i was like, "guys, it's just tv." >> okay, it is. >> anthony: yeah. >> i was about to say, "no, but it's not." [ laughter ] >> anthony: it's real life. it's what i was going through at the time. >> oh. >> anthony: and you know, as well as my partner who created the show with us, kenya barris. we were both going through marital issues, so we decided to really talk about it. it was a show about real things and how it was affecting us. >> yes. no, but by the way, so i was -- i don't know how i was working with kenya on something. and i remember him telling me, "yeah, it's coming up, i'm really excited. dre and rainbow are going to
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have marital problems." and i went, "okay, but they'll fix it, right?" [ laughter ] and he said, "hm." and i said, "no, no, you can't do that." >> anthony: yeah. >> and he said, "well --" and i said, but you can't do that, you really can't do that. >> anthony: we fixed it. since you didn't see those, we fixed it. >> i know, you did. thank you. >> anthony: speaking about fixing things, you and i were both on "celebrity iou" with the property brothers. we remodeled family members' homes. i did my brother's home. >> oh, okay. >> anthony: who did you do? >> my cousin's. >> anthony: you did your cousin. how was that? >> that was -- it was great. i mean, she was thrilled. >> anthony: okay. >> and everything. >> anthony: yeah. >> where are we going? [ laughter ] >> anthony: no just asking -- >> whether i'm happy? >> anthony: the family members weren't supposed to come by and see the house. now, my brother lived next door to his father-in-law. >> yeah. >> anthony: so he would always make trips back to his father-in-law's house to look
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and spy on the work that was being done. because it was supposed to be a surprise. >> oh, it was? >> anthony: did that happen with you guys? [ laughter ] you can be honest. >> i know, but -- okay, the thing is -- i'm not -- i can't surprise her and make decisions about her decor and other big things for her home that she owns, right? >> anthony: i understand. >> so i would just sort of show her -- [ laughter ] you know, just -- there are some options for me to choose. >> anthony: yes. >> like in the world of, which ones would you -- what's going to be okay? [ laughter ] there's no point in doing it if she's not going to be happy. but she was surprised. actually. >> anthony: okay, solves my brother. and you know what -- >> right, they're still surprised. >> anthony: they're surprised. >> they don't see it all put together, they don't know -- yeah. >> anthony: i will say this. [ laughter ] >> sorry, property brothers. >> anthony: my brother has never invited me to his house since i
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remodeled it. [ laughter and moans ] gave him a whole new crib, he hasn't invited me over for dinner once. but i love you, derrick, i love you. [ laughter ] >> no good deed. >> anthony: no good deed, yeah, exactly. speaking of gifts to people, your husband -- >> oh. >> anthony: he's hard to shop for? >> that's right. >> anthony: could you explain this to us? what's going on with that? >> yes. so we had to work it out that if it's a birthday or something, he just -- or throughout the year, he'll get himself something and say, this will be my birthday gift. [ laughter ] because early on in our relationship -- and he's french. he's from paris. and it was christmas. and he wasn't able to go be with his family. and i thought, oh, i'm going to do something very special for him. so i got us a hotel room on christmas eve. >> anthony: yes? >> and made it romantic. and i got a bunch of little gifts that were wrapped. to me, that's the only important thing about a gift is that you're opening something you can't see. >> anthony: yes.
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>> yes. >> and thought, of course he'll be the same. he hated everything i gave him. he was nice at first. okay, but listen to what i gave him. [ laughter ] i don't remember the others, but one of them i thought, oh, this is fantastic. and it's from brookstone, so it's gadgety and fun. it was a cheese grater, electric cheese grater, with a light on it. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, and he didn't see -- >> he opened it and he said, "thank you." [ laughter ] "oh, you're very sweet, but when will i be grating cheese in the dark?" [ laughter ] okay, and he hates hotels. [ laughter ] >> anthony: why? >> i know. >> anthony: i love hotels, why does your husband hate hotels? >> because someone's always knocking at the door to do something for you. [ laughter ] >> anthony: wait, you know there's a little button that you push? i mean, he's fancy. push the button, "do not
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disturb." >> i know, except they don't always honor the do not disturb. they really don't. "are you sure you don't want turn-down service?" yeah. >> anthony: all right, ladies and gentlemen, more with lisa kudrow after this we'll be right back. [ cheering and applause ] school year is a chancead. w to show off what i'm into. you know how i love dinos? how i talk about dinos all the time? like at all three meals, in the car, through the bathroom door, blah blah blah, dinos dinos dinos? well, i've evolved! and it's all about sharks now. so, for back to school, let's just focus on sharks and only sharks and if it's not sharks, it's not for me. i'm a bee and i've bumbled my way into your car. buzz but this hive isn't big enough for the both of us. boo
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well, there's a lot of precious things in the city treasury, maybe you would like to go see it? >> bingo. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: welcome back. i'm here with lisa kudrow. that was lisa kudrow in "time bandits," the tv adaptation of the 1981 film about time traveling thieves? >> yes. >> anthony: you play a thief? >> a bandit. >> anthony: a bandit, okay. >> i'm the lead bandit. there are no leaders. [ laughter ] because we're in a egalitarian crew. i just tell people what to do. >> anthony: oh, okay. now, speaking of thieves and stealing, have you ever stolen anything? let's say a cheese grater from your husband, and taken it back? [ laughter ] >> no, no, that was his. >> anthony: okay. >> well, i'm trying to -- well -- i mean, i've been suspected of stealing. >> anthony: oh, really? >> yes. i know i've said this before, but every show night after "friends" taped, they checked my
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trunk. [ laughter ] security checked my trunk. every week. >> anthony: i'm glad you said that, lisa. >> why? >> anthony: the very first show i created was called, "all about the andersons" and we were on the warner brothers lot. every tape night they would which can my trunk. i just thought it was a black thing. [ laughter ] i really did. they did you as well? i never understood that, i never understood why they checked the trunk. "hey, guys, i'll be back tomorrow, stage 9." [ laughter ] "if anything's ever missing, you can come right to me." >> i'm like, "that's my picture on the wall." [ laughter ] and also, i would -- then i'd get paranoid, thinking, do they think i'm mean or something? like, why? what's the note? who's sending them the note? >> anthony: yeah. >> put her in her place! >> anthony: exactly. >> i think i've been nice. >> anthony: yeah, i never understood that. but every day we would go through security," pop the trunk." "oh, okay." >> and they'd say, "it's random." [ laughter ]
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laws of probability say this is not random every week. >> anthony: speaking of time travel, if you could go back in time, where would you go and why? >> well -- okay. nowhere. [ laughter ] >> anthony: really? >> yes. because of the smell. [ laughter ] think about it. >> anthony: okay -- why wouldn't you just go to someplace that smelled great? lake the city of parfum? [ laughter ] to see where perfume was invented and created? why not there? >> well, because -- the people smell really bad. yeah. >> anthony: okay. >> think about it. >> anthony: okay. uh-huh, i'm thinking. [ laughter ] >> think about it. >> anthony: how far back are you going? >> you don't have to go that far back. even my childhood, i wouldn't want to go back there. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh, okay. >> yes, i do, can you imagine? for this show, we were going back through all different points in history.
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and it didn't smell because it was fake. but all i could think about was, that is meant to be a toilet that empties right there into the street, ugh. [ laughter ] and the oozing sores on people. that stuff smells. everything. >> anthony: oh. oh, this just -- >> they didn't brush their teeth. [ laughter ] >> anthony: damn, lisa. what was your past like? [ laughter ] oozing sores? and teeth and -- >> no, i'm saying on the [ bleep ]. >> anthony: on the side of the road? [ laughter ] you think that's what people did? well, they probably did. [ laughter ] >> they did in the middle ages. disease. it smelled. [ laughter ] >> anthony: if i had my choice, i would -- i think i would want to go back to prehistoric times and really see dinosaurs. >> yeah, that would be fun, if they didn't smell you and then try to kill you. [ laughter ] >> anthony: guillermo, where would you want to go? >> guillermo: to meet christopher columbus. [ laughter ] >> anthony: you wanted to get on the "santa maria"?
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>> guillermo: yeah. go around places and everything. >> do you know what that would smell like? [ laughter ] >> guillermo: no. like sliced fish? i don't know. >> fish? >> guillermo: like ocean? >> anthony: it could. >> where do they go to the bathroom on that wooden boat with no bathrooms? >> anthony: lisa, they would do it off the side of the boat. >> guillermo: thank you. >> anthony: you're welcome, guillermo. i'm going to say thank you to lisa. "time bandits" premieres a week from tomorrow on apple tv plus. [ cheers and applause ] we'll be back with sam richardson. ♪ which you do you want to be today? at tj maxx, you can afford to turn your closet into a place of endless expression. with the quality you deserve, styles you crave, and prices you love. ♪
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♪ >> thank you. >> anthony: all right, sam. so, last time i saw you was at the emmys. >> yes, yes. >> anthony: where you won. >> i did, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: for "ted has sew." >> thank you. >> anthony: bad day for me. [ laughter ] actually, good day. that was -- wait a minute, i was hosting it. >> you were hosting, it was a good day for you. >> anthony: that was a good day. but the year prior to that i lost for the 13th time. >> oh, yeah, unlucky number two. >> anthony: i considered myself to be the black susan lucci of the emmys. [ laughter ] >> i always say that about you. >> anthony: but you won. that was a great night for you. >> it was. >> anthony: let's talk about that night. >> oh, it was just a fun -- i didn't expect my name to get called. so i'm up there, i give a
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speech, you know -- so excited. partying, everything. get home, and my cat humbled me real quick. >> anthony: oh, how so? >> he puked in my shoe. [ laughter ] >> anthony: oh. >> so, you know -- i'm like, "hey! i won!" and yow. i go upstairs, take up my white shoes, inside is like a porridge. [ laughter ] but little chunks of kibble in there. >> anthony: oh, well, you know. reality always sets in. >> it really does. keep you grounded. >> anthony: okay. so -- now, help me. guymayan. >> a billionaire on "ted lasso." [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, billionaires! yeah, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: your mother's from ghana? >> my mother's from ghana, yes. >> anthony: how was it
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portraying a ghanaian character on television? i my mom was super supportive. it's always difficult to do an accent that's not your own. and own -- tohib is using a nigerian accent, that's not his natural accent. fighting against using your accent that's not their accent that's not your accent. but, you know. i think i did a good job. every now and then somebody's like," that's not ghanaen." that's a great job. you did a good job! [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: how often do you get to go back home to ghana? >> not as often as i would like. when i was a little kid, i'd go back and forth once or twice a year. up until high school where i couldn't go back and forth as much. and last time i was there was prepandemic. so it's been a minute. >> anthony: okay. >> but i need to. i need to go back. >> anthony: yeah, no, it's a beautiful place. i've gone a few times.
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home for you -- detroit? >> i was born in detroit. so between ghana and detroit, but mostly in detroit. >> anthony: mostly detroit. and your family had a ghanaian restaurant in detroit? >> yes. >> anthony: let's talk about that. >> it was called "jinyamie house" in detroit. yeah, and they served ghanaian food to detroit people. >> anthony: okay, all right. i want to bring this up right here. because this was a news article, right, that says if you look into the window, if there's a lively little finch jumping around in a bird cage, that means the house is serving. [ laughter ] so you had -- what's a finch? >> a finch is a little tiny bird. there's a bird just flying around this little ghanaian restaurant? >> that was my pet finch. his name was pumpkin. >> anthony: can we talk about the name of the bird? >> i named him that because i loved halloween, always have. >> anthony: all right.
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>> aw, halloween. halloween! [ cheers and applause ] yeah, yeah. it's the spookiest holiday. >> anthony: now, i know how -- did you have to work in the restaurant? >> not -- not work as a -- i think probably some labor laws wouldn't allow a 3-year-old to work in a kitchen. >> anthony: okay. >> but i was sort of the -- we lived above the restaurant. >> anthony: yes. >> we had an apartment above the restaurant. so i remember just being kind of all over the apartment, i'd be in the kitchen, kind of like the mascot of this restaurant. kind of like being cute and smiling. >> anthony: yes, yes. >> "try this foo-foo." "fried plantain." >> anthony: i ask you this because i did a little history. my dad owned a plus-sized women's clothing store. >> okay, yeah. >> anthony: my father wanted me to work for him. so he was a tough boss. and i never went to work for him. i wanted to ask if you ever had to work for you dad, and how was that, working for your father? >> my dad, later on he opened an outback steak house.
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i worked there. >> anthony: an african opened an australian steak house? [ laughter ] >> okay, my dad's american. >> anthony: oh, okay. >> my mom's african. so it's not crazy. [ laughter ] but i did a million jobs there. i worked carryout. i was a busser. i was a server. i wanted to do everything but bar tend. i wasn't allowed to bar tend. >> anthony: yeah. >> but any time i had a day off -- it's hard when your dad is the boss and you live at home. "i got a day off." "oh, you think so?" [ laughter ] "ardis just called in, you're working." >> anthony: yeah. mine was kind of like that. living at home after college, went home, my dad wanted to work with are for him. i knew i would never get paid but i was living in his house so i had to work for him. i decided not to work for him so he put a padlock on the refrigerator. [ laughter ] so i couldn't eat food.
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i got a job at the mall working in another clothing store. >> anthony: oh. oh! >> anthony: they were paying, my daddy wasn't giving up any money. >> fair. >> anthony: he was like, "boy, you live in this house for free, you're going to work for free." >> that's it. >> anthony: i also hear that you know, a couple of your co-workers were out back of the outback, blooming an onon, so to speak. [ laughter ] >> the sweetest treat. >> anthony: yeah. >> oh, so -- like so -- the dynamic between the father and a son who -- one works for the other, i'm trying to be cool with my co-workers. we're in the back smoking weed. and -- oh. can i say that i? smoking weed? [ laughter ] am i under arrest? this is california. >> anthony: it's legal. >> it's legal, okay, good. i was smoking weed. [ laughter ] and my dad busts out. "what's everybody doing?" everybody scatters. it's just me. my dad's like, "sam, who was it?"
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i'm like, "dad, you -- i got to be cool with my co-workers, you can't have me narc on these guys." >> anthony: right, right, right. >> "so either i get privileges as a son who's working here," which i got none, by the way. [ laughter ] "or i'm an employee and i'm not going to narc to them." and i didn't. >> anthony: good, you're not a snitch. >> that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: halloween! halloween. is that the new code for smoking weed? halloween! [ cheers and applause ] >> that's right. >> anthony: guillermo, make sure we have some halloween after the show. >> guillermo: oh, for sure, yeah. >> anthony: cool enough to smoke, cool enough to watch "sausage party"? >> i'd say -- no -- i mean, the show is so raunchy. [ laughter ] i wouldn't tell them -- this is me telling them about it right now. mom, dad, "sausage party" is on tv.
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>> anthony: right. >> my mom can get kind of upset about stuff she sees that's too crude. i did a movie, it's called "game over, man." where i have this death scene. i get yanked out of a window, i fall 20 stories, i get splattered on the ground. >> anthony: oh, wow. >> i was like, "mom, don't watch this, do not watch this." she's like, "okay." next day my dad calls, "your mom's very upset watching that movie." [ laughter ] "she didn't like to see you die." i'm like, yeah yeah, i told her not to watch it." >> anthony: before i go, i'd like to do something two black men have never done on a talk show before. >> okay. >> anthony: how limber are you right now? >> i'm pretty limber. >> anthony: i haven't stretched at all, but it's been known i can do the splits and so can you. >> uh-huh. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: you want to pop down and do the splits for these people before we leave? >> i would. i would. can i make an addendum? >> anthony: what's the addendum?
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>> can i do a jumping toe touch? [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: oh, well i can't -- okay, you go and do your jumping toe touch while i sit back and watch. >> okay. >> anthony: all right. [ cheers and applause ] >> anthony: everybody, thank sam! "sausage party: foodtopia" is on prime video now. we'll be right back with role model. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> anthony: that's all the time we've got. thanks to lisa kudrow and sam richardson. "nightline" is next, but first, his album "kansas anymore" is out friday. making his late-night debut with the song "deeply still in love," role model! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ well hey there lover i heard you're sober now it must be
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easier without me around ♪ ♪ go tell your mother that she did nothing wrong cause you seem happier ♪ ♪ ever since i've been gone hey well that's alright ♪ ♪ you'll do better nothing lasts always forever i wish i could ♪ ♪ pull it together babe i'm sorry but i'm deeply still in love in love with you ♪ ♪ in love with you oh tell me now aren't i good enough ♪ ♪ enough for you enough for you i won't get down on my ♪ ♪ knees i'm tryna play it casually but it still bleeds ♪ ♪ i'm sorry but i'm deeply still in love in love with you ♪
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♪ ♪ oh yeah ooh well i heard you might've ♪ ♪ found somebody new i still can't swallow it but i think i'm ♪ ♪ proud of you and i went out tonight don't feel the same ♪ ♪ i try and bury it 'til i called her by your name hey ♪ ♪ well that's alright you'll do better nothing lasts always ♪ ♪ forever i wish i could pull it together babe i'm sorry but i'm ♪ ♪ deeply still in love in love with you in love with you ♪ ♪ come on now aren't i good enough enough for you ♪ ♪ enough for you i won't get down on my knees ♪
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♪ i'm tryna play it casually but it still bleeds i'm sorry but i'm ♪ ♪ deeply still in love in love with you in love with you ♪ ♪ in love with you, oh, yeah ♪ ♪ that's all right, you'll do better ♪ ♪ nothing lasts always forever ♪ ♪ i wish i could pull it together, babe ♪ ♪ don't mind me, i'll get better, heartbreak can't go on forever ♪ ♪ i wish i could pull it together, babe ♪ ♪ i'm sorry but i'm deeply still in love, in love with you ♪
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♪ aren't i good enough for you, in love with you ♪ ♪ i won't get down on my knees, ♪ ♪ i'm sorry but i'm deeply still in love, in love with you, jimmy kimmel ♪ [ cheering and applause ] this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, the ice bucket challenge ten years later. you did it, they did it. even taylor swift and oprah did it. >> the social media storm that ensued was i don't think we've
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