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hodge podge. with cleto and the cletones. and now, jeff goldblum. ♪ >> thanks. [ cheering ] >> jeff: imagine this, oh my god. look at all of you. you are so sweet. you are so sweet. i'm so happy to be here. hey, welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!." [ cheering ] i'm your guest host,

my name is jeff goldblum. [ cheering and applause ] a lot of you at this point may be thinking, "hey, what's blum jeff goldblum doing here." am i having that recurring sex dream again?" and the answer is, "pinch me and find out." not many people know this, but jimmy kimmel and i, this is true, are actually neighbors here in l.a. yeah, that's true. i'm not going to tell you where exactly. i don't want you showing up. but one time, listen to this, i knocked on his door and said hey, jimmy, he came to the door. i said hey, can i borrow some flour for this and that. he said "sure thing, jeff." and i said, "thanks neighbor. if you ever need anything, let me know." and here we are.

[ laughter ] [ applause ] i think i got the better end of that deal. he is a very generous, generous guy. by the way, i'm not just happy to be here, i'm lucky to be here. i don't know if you felt hit the afternoon, there was a 4.4 earthquake right here in los angeles. oh, yeah. i don't know if this is an omen. i don't really believe in that kind of thing. but we were here, doing my first day here. i'm going to be here for a few days here. but it was my first day, sure enough, we were 20 minutes into it, i don't know what, an earthquake here in the studio. you know what we did? there were 50 people here, the whole staff, he has a lot of staff, they're here watching my little rehearsal. it starts. and guillermo, you were right there. you know what everybody did? nothing.

nothing. i think that everybody was a little embarrassed because nobody wanted to be kind of a chicken person to go oh, i better launch into my plan in case this is the big one. so everybody just kind of did, or we didn't have a plan. but i think i should have taken as many people as i could have. there was a lovely lady producer here, some of us, we should have made a dive under that desk, or any of that, right. and if i didn't turn out to be the big one, which they say is possibly coming, then it turns out oh, sorry, there we go. now how about you, guillermo? you uttered something. you had an ejaculation of some kind in the middle of that. vocally. what did you say? >> guillermo: i said oh [ bleep ]! [ laughter ] i'm scared of earthquakes. >> jeff: but any way, hey, you

were the former and possibly still security person. that means you're in charge of everybody's safety. do you know anything about what we should do really if an earthquake hits? what should we do? >> guillermo: listen, don't panic and go under the tables. [ laughter ] that's what i would do. yeah, look for a table. >> or something, yeah, yeah, yeah. we should all do research and be ready. that's my public. that really happened. i can't believe it. did you feel? i guess centered in pasadena. it was like a 4.4. hopefully nobody got hurt. i haven't heard any reports. hopefully, everybody is okay. any way, hey, now that i think of it, there is other big news around here. in los angeles, because

olympics, which we may have been recently obsessed with, i do the horse. i do that horse. i'm going to be in the next olympics. don't crush my dream. i'm going train every day. i'm going win that gold. i'm not going to do the pole vaulting. you know why. i can't. i can't. i can't. okay. some people are just built for that, you know. hey, no, but they're coming. the olympics are going to come here in 2028, of course. and this is kind of fun. i hear they're putting an l.a. twist on some of the events. there's going to be, for instance, what i hear, face-lifting, [ laughter ] a farm-to-table tennis, and the

50-meter name drop. that's what i hear. hey, this is fun. you know what just occurred to me? somebody told me one time, you should never, jeff goldblum, don't ever, ever name drop. you know who told me that? robert de niro. [ applause ] that's our show. drive safely. here's an interesting tidbit i came across today. according to a new study from hard vard university no less, celebrities play an influential role in getting americans to vote in elections. that's right. celebrities like guillermo and myself much less wield a tremendous amount of power. before i did all those apartments.com commercials, virtually nobody had even heard

of an apartment. oh, yeah. now they're all the rage with the kids. oh, yeah. apartments this, apartments that. very exciting week for me. very, very exciting week. well, look, i'm hosting a late night talk show for heaven's sakes. [ cheering and applause ] i'm pinching myself. i'm pinching myself. wow. well, let's see how i do today. hold your applause until the end. but i also have a new netflix series about the greek gods. i play zeus, yes. it's a show coming out on netflix called "kaos," k," all shows episode august 29th. i have my own line of designer

glasses and i'm opening a new restaurant based on my movie "the fly." it's the jeff. [ applause ] and i'm opening, listen to this, i haven't said this before. you're the first to know. i'm opening a new restaurant based on that movie that i was in "the fly." yeah. yeah. it's a fast, casual restaurant look like an applebee's, you know, burgers and salads. but you've got to vomit on your food and slurp it up. so a lot going on. i have a lot of projects. a lot of irons in the fire. i'm cooking a lot of things in the fire. on top of all that, i'm also something of a jazz musician. i like to play jazz. i'm a humble student. my band, the jeff goldblum

the mildred schnitzer is going to be performing tomorrow night on this stage, on this stage. so as long as i'm here, i can't help myself i guess, and with your kind indulgence, if i may offer a little musical appetizer. might i? [ cheering ] bring out the piano. so thank you, thank you. [ cheering and applause ] thank you, guys. thank you. thank you so much. look, look at this. oh, boy. hey, that's a nice piano. oh, they all laughed when i sat down to play the piano. very good. your count. ♪ ♪ hello friends, how you, willkommen bienvenue ♪ ♪ to the earth girls

a most gracious greeting these are big shoes to fill ♪ ♪ so i'll maintain the big chill telling jokes while the folks are mean tweeting ♪ ♪ i have planned i've rehearsed i've prepared for the worst ♪ ♪ and i hope to heck that everything goes right ♪ ♪ like a vip guest at the grand budapest ♪ ♪ i am hosting for kimmel tonight [ applause ] with guillermo on hand ♪ ♪ and cleto's swingin jazz band ♪ ♪ this evening is sure to be classic with these stars on the bill ♪ ♪ i can promise a thrill better far than a park that's jurassic ♪

♪ it's my late night premiere and with jimmy not here then matt damon we can finally invite ♪ ♪ and even if i still bomb i've got apartments.com so i'm hosting on kimmel tonight ♪ oh, yeah, baby! [ applause ] ♪ ♪ i am just an average joe what's a zaddy i don't know ♪ ♪ i'm no idol with the title of grandmaster but i'm stylish and tall i'm not the fly on a wall ♪ ♪ is this song running long must go faster now the shows bout to start ♪ ♪ with a song in my heart i'm like a

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>> jeff: we have a wonderful show for you tonight. rob delaney is here. [ cheering ] we've got music from grace bowers and the hodge podge. [ cheering ] and we'll be right back with mark wahlberg. [ cheering ] ♪ >> lou: abc's "jimmy kimmel live!" brought to you by apartments.com. apartments.com have helped millions of renters find their places, and they all have a special place in my heart, which is why i keep a picture of each and every one of them in my

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>> jeff: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" welcome back. cleto and the cletones, my god, aren't they great? they were so great. thank you for doing that. [ cheering ] i was just -- i don't think not being here, you didn't hear. you at home didn't hear him sing. i love that stevie wonder song. that's so great. >> oh, thank you. >> crazy. wow. before we move on, i'd like to offer a million thanks to cleto and the cletones and my band leader alex frank, who wrote that song along with spencer day that i performed in the monologue. and get this, he was my vocal coach on that movie "wicked" that's coming to heat theirs november. [ cheering and applause ]

hey, tonight on the show a very funny man that you know from "deadpool & wolverine," his new show is called "bad monkey." rob delaney is with us. [ cheering ] then later, an artist based in nashville, tennessee. she started playing guitar when she was 9 years old, and now nine years later, let me see, math isn't my strong suit, 18, she must be 18, she is making her television debut. her album, let me show you this, look at this, it's called "wine on venus." [ cheering and applause ] i like that title. "wine on venus." that came out friday. music from grace bowers and the hodge podge. [ cheering and applause ]

now me, i'm going to be hosting all week with my guests john cena and greg kinnear and awkwafina and many, many more. our first guest tonight, their impressive resume boasts rapper, oscar-emmy-golden globe nominated actor and producer, restauranteur, and that's just the first page. it goes on and on and on. he has quite the ouever. you know what that means? i think it means egg, but it's his body of work. you can see him co-star alongside halle berry in the action film "the union," it premieres friday on netflix. please welcome mark wahlberg. [ cheering and applause ] ♪

♪ >> jeff: look at you. isn't this cool? >> i can't believe we've never met. >> jeff: how is that possible? i've never gotten to work with the legend. >> jeff: i sit at your i hope very soon. you're working like crazy. you do one thing after another. >> i never know when the bottom is going to fall out. i got to keep going. >> jeff: gosh, you have no bottom. it's never going to fall out. you look fantastic. i've never seen you before. let me see you. is that a tattoo? >> yes, that's my wife's name in case i'm not wearing my ring or i'm working. she said to me, oh my god -- i got this on valentine's day one

year. she said that's the nicest thing i've ever done. can i have back the expensive jewelry and you just get you one of these too? and there we go. >> jeff: isn't that sweet? that's your wife's name. >> rea. that's the only remaining tattoo i have. i got all the other tattoos removed. >> jeff: is that painful, may i ask? >> terribly painful. they promise you it's very quick, a couple of visits. it took me many years. i was trying to get them removed by the time i was going to do foat the fighter." every time i did a movie, if i had to take my shirt off, cover it all up with makeup. it took me five years to get them completely removed. and it's like hot baking grease getting flicked on you over and over and over. hopefully the technology has advanced. >> jeff: hot bacon grease flicked on you. some people would find that pleasurable. [ laughter ] >> nowadays you can't tell people. >> jeff: funny i knew i was

going like you. hey, do you think i've ever had a tattoo in my life? >> probably in a place that you're not allowed to show on television. >> jeff: yeah. no, no. i don't have. but i should. there is so much i want to talk to you about. >> shoot. you don't know where to start. >> jeff: there is so many places we could start. you live now in las vegas. >> yes. >> jeff: thank you for coming here. you came from australia. you must be exhausted, but you look fresh as a daisy. >> i flew in from australia friday night. i fly back tonight, and right back to the set of a new film that i'm shooting. so i wanted to come and see you this. is a big deal. it's not every day that jeff comes here to host this show. so i'm here. [ cheering ] i'm excited to talk about the movie. >> jeff: well, gentlemen ye. people should see your movie "union". >> yes. >> jeff: and you're shooting in australia, which is very exotic,

and, you know, i bet there is things you encounter there. hopefully not sharks. >> no sharks, but a lot of kangaroos. the first movie i did, i just shot a movie from there february to june, didn't see a single kangaroo. i said what's going on. there is no such thing as kangaroos here. now i'm on the gold coast and can't go on the golf course without seeing a kangaroo. i heard there is 13 million kangaroos in the country >> hard a hard time adding 9 plus 9. i didn't want to throw that. >> jeff: you're watching. i am a terrible speller. >> math, i have to be fairly good at. but don't ask me to do that equation right now. >> jeff: well, you're a man of you've got four? >> four kids. they're getting big now, which is really the reason i went from lovely los angeles to vegas, because i had four teenagers,

and raising teenagers here is tough. and so i figured even though you think vegas you, think the strip. but think summerland where you have got churches and schools and great communities and really tight knit families. and you can see the strip, but it looks too far to get so. so my kids don't try to venture down there, which is good. >> jeff: because i heard you talking about one of your -- because discipline, which you have discovered in your life. >> yes. >> jeff: i know i have. i didn't come to me early on either. >> no. i really wish it did. with this movie that i'm doing with halle, we haven't been together for 25 years. if i could apply myself in the way i do now then, i think the trajectory of my life would have been different. i wouldn't have so much explaining to do with my kids, why i didn't go to college and why i didn't get my diploma until i was 42 and all this other things. >> jeff: i agree. well, big trouble. big trouble.

>> cutting to a commercial. >> jeff: that reminds me -- yes. there is so much i want to talk about. >> have we not started rolling yet? [ applause ] i can't believe we haven't met before. >> jeff: no. i can't believe it. because i went to wahlberger's once, and i got a nice burger and fries. and now you're serving tater to tots too. >> and sweet potatoes. >> great cash. >> jeff: i like it too. more with mark wahlberg after this. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live!" are brought to you by apartments.com, the place to find a place. i'm a bee and i've bumbled my way into your car. buzz but this hive isn't big enough for the both of us. boo oh wow, what a buzzkill.

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>> jeff: so no action in the movie. any action? >> nah, it's a little heavy on the drama side. but lots of action, lots of humor. >> jeff: i saw this whole movie. i love this movie. how about that? you and halle berry are so charming together and so romantic. >> and i've always been such a big fan of hers. i've known her. i met her, i think probably the first time was 17. and i always wanted to work with her. she was the ideal person for this role. the movie really came from this idea where i'm probably not going to get cast as james bond. [ bleep ] so how about if i do my own version of blue collar version of james bond, the jersey james bond in this movie. [ cheering and applause ] >> jeff: james bond. i love james bond. did you ever want to be james bond? >> you should be james bond. i don't think i quite fit the criteria. >> jeff: it's so good. so good. you and halle. oh, that's fantastic action. is that all, are some of those

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were okay, let go. and i'm holding on. and i got a wire on me. but i'm still pretty high. you got to just relax and eat your sandwich. oh my god. and jumping from beam to beam on all the roofs, it was a little nerve-racking. >> jeff: isn't that parkour? >> it's like parkour. thank god my stuntman, fits, he is a parkour expert. so any time halle wasn't there, we'd let chase get in there. >> jeff: that's amazing. i don't know what happens. it does change a little bit. is it your inner ear or something? but i don't like heights here. and that harness, i just went up in the harness recently. >> that's the worst. >> jeff: that doesn't feel so good. but i don't like it so much. >> i would rather let the experts do that. >> jeff: i know. hey, how about this. oh, oh, how about this. i was just going to say, though, i have a kind of credo now after a while. you can't be good in a movie unless the director is really good. >> yes. >> jeff: i have loved you so

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♪ >> jeff: welcome back. welcome back. music from grace bowers & the hodge podge is on the way. our next guest is a talented comedian, actor, writer and director who also happens to be a member of deadpool's posse. now he stars alongside vince vaughn in the new series called "bad monkey." >> was there any other reason he would have killed her? you said something about a secret boyfriend. >> i heard on the phone at the funeral some dude named christopher in the bahamas. >> they let me drive it off the lot in nassau right on to the ferry. >> do you really think that's what a new widow would be driving? >> people grieve in very different ways. i want to show tilly.

she is going love it. till, isn't it cute, baby? >> jeff: "bad monkey" premieres wednesday on apple tv+. please welcome rob delaney. [ applause ] ♪ >> jeff: you look fantastic. you look slim as cat. >> thank you, thanks. >> jeff: and a brown suit. is that a slim brown suit? >> i'm breaking all the rules. brown with black, it's crazy. >> jeff: oh, no, that's completely correct. >> it's okay? >> jeff: what do i know, but you look fantastic. >> thank you. >> jeff: like a handsome leading man that you are. and the last time i saw you, i expected to see you, and i didn't see you backstage with a big mustache. >> i often have them, but i'd so much hair on my face for so long that a few months ago i was what's under here? and this is what's there. i'll cover it up again soon.

>> jeff: you look fantastic. now look here, ooh, "bad monkey." it's fun. >> "bad monkeymonkey." >> jeff: you're so good in this. >> thank you. >> jeff: i saw the first episode, and then saw -- do you know what the fourth episode is? >> boy, do i. woo! >> jeff: that's your episode. oh, my gosh, we can't give it away. we can't spoil it. but can you tell them anything about anything? >> i can say nasty business. how about that? i do a little. and then people get excited. they want to know what that is. >> jeff: yeah yeah. it's one of my favorite carl, highsson. >> he wrote the material from which this springs. i read a couple of his novels. >> jeff: they're very enjoyable. how close is this to the book. it's called "bad monkey." >> it's great. and bill lawrence did an incredible job of adapting it. my understanding is after the

success of ted lasso, apple said to him, what do you want to do next, buddy? and he said it's bad monkey time. so a real labor of love for him, and we all benefit, yeah. incredible script. >> jeff: they're lucky to get you. >> thank you. >> jeff: and now you live in london. >> for some reason, i do. i'm american. i moved there ten years ago to do a show called "catastrophe." [ applause ] and we wound up staying. >> jeff: and you had -- you're a citizen i believe. >> i am. i am as british, i don't know, somebody with teeth that go this way and that way. >> jeff: look at those choppers. >> and the color, i've been going to black coffee. they're a nice manila. they're hard to maintain, but they are straight. >> jeff: and isn't there a you and you passed isn't there a test i would need to pass if i wanted to be a british citizen? >> yes. >> jeff: because i love london

and i recently worked there myself. >> i did have to take a citizenship. i'm sure the audience will know what the official flower of scotland. >> jeff: uh-oh. the thistle. >> i think we're all british here. what else. what's the most famous anglo saxon poem. >> jeff: wait a minute, wait a minute. beowulf. >> you're correct, ma'am. it's stuff like that. if you learn that, they let you stay. >> jeff: did they really ask you those things? >> absolutely. and my wife and i took the test atta same time. and we were praying one of us could beat the other so we could lord it over. so it's pass/fail. we found out we're just british. we're garden variety british. >> jeff: that's so funny you mentioned that. are you competitive in any way with your wife thaw now that you mentioned it? >> in something like that, yes. in the 50 times oui played chess together, she's beaten me 50 times. sometimes we'll do a local 10-k. we did a half marathon.

she beat me by over half an hour. she is a very competitive and i lose at all things. which is best, you know, in the war that is a marriage that endures, it's best to just lie down and lose. [ laughter ] >> jeff: so interesting. now we've got -- oh, by the way, how about that "deadpool & wolverine." [ cheering ] oh, my gosh, congratulations. >> thanks. >> jeff: you know, i'm not a money, i'm not a business guy, but it's made like a billion dollars. >> i has, yeah. when you put me in your film these days, it tends to make a billion dollars. [ cheering ] >> jeff: i believe it. hey, how about these pictures? wait a minute. now you just did something very -- oh, it's you in costume. there are pictures -- [ laughter ] >> yeah, super upsetting. >> jeff: now wait a minute. there are a couple of things

that we have to draw people's attention to. not the -- and it's not the birkenstocks or some reasonable facsimile. but it's i think i'm seeing, and it's not what's going on around your belly button area. that's very provocative. >> yeah. >> jeff: but i think there are some nipple clamps, if i can say that. is that what that is? >> i'll allow it. yes, there are nipple clamps in the film worn by me. >> jeff: is that your choice? >> no. i read the script. and i was like ryan, reynolds, are you sure about this? and he is i've never been more sure in my life. i don't know if they have pictures of the makeup artists applying the nipple clamps to me. but we have that awful picture that you just saw, which by the way, the suit is so tight, and they wanted my character to have a large -- >> jeff: we buried the lead, yeah. >> so they first were, i don't know what, socks? and they would put that in. but then the suit is so tight,

it would press it down. they wound up having to use really anatomical -- [ laughter ] oh, baby! i'm so sorry that you have to see that. >> jeff: i like it very much. i don't know where you and -- what are we seeing of you? [ laughter ] first of all, your abdomen. is that your -- >> not my real belly for a wardrobe assistant had to come in, they're making me photograph your belly. and they took the picture and made a fake belly. why not use the real gross one? and then the anatomically correct rock-hard situation that they had to put down there with joints. oh, horrific. >> jeff: but wait a minute, i don't know if it just slipped out, but you said anatomically correct? >> no, no, i don't look like, no god, no, no. >> jeff: i would be remiss if i didn't ask. >> thank you. >> jeff: well, very, very good. well, wait a minute. you know what i want to say to you?

>> what's that? >> jeff: a billion thanks. i say a billion in honor of your box office achievement. >> i take full credit. >> jeff: and i say a billion thanks. you look absolutely fantastic. >> you too. >> jeff: it's lovely. look at you, handshake. it's so great to meet you. thank you so, so much. may i say -- [ cheering and applause ] may i say more for our benefit than yours that "bad monkey" premieres wednesday on apple tv+, and "deadpool & wolverine" is in theaters right now. [ cheering and applause ] we're going to be right back with grace bowers & the hodge podge. ♪

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♪ ♪ woo, yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ you might not be clean but you sure clean up i see that fresh number seven you got at supercuts ♪ ♪ you got your line and it hardly would ♪ ♪ you ain't versace hibachi but what you got's got me good ♪ ♪ when you put your hands on my waist i can see that look on your face ♪ ♪ tell me why you do that why you do that for reciprocity ♪ ♪ tell me why you do that when you knew that you're just my cup of tea ♪ ♪ i just can't help myself it's my chemistry ♪ ♪ tell me why you do that when you know what that do to me ♪

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