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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: hello. welcome, welcome, welcome. i love you. i love you! ♪ i love you hums the april breeze ♪ don't do it. [ laughter ] welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] hail, jimmy kimmel! hail, jimmy kimmel! [ laughter ] me, i'm your guest host, my name

is jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, baby. thank you, baby. jimmy, speaking of whom, is still away doing his very good charity work, of course. he's teaching in this case australians how to break dance. [ laughter ] [ applause ] this is my third night hosting. [ cheers and applause ] and the media has been mildly abuzz, i might say, including, including our great friends north of the border in canada where they -- yeah. "o canada." where they featured a clip of me on one of their morning shows. >> jeff goldblum stepped out of

the studio and onto a hollywood tour bus to conduct his own unique guided tour. >> i came to hollywood in 1974-ish, 5-ish, if you can believe it. i lived right there. >> it's pretty cool to be able to go on a bus like that and just take kind of charge. they're just there for the ride, like -- >> and drive by your old apartment too. >> i know. >> that's where i used to live. >> yeah. >> isn't that interesting. >> good impression. >> that's a really good impression. >> wow. [ laughter ] >> jeff: wow. wow. wow. [ applause ] i don't know what you're applauding for. did you get the idea that guy was doing an impersonation of me? did you get that? yeah, he was. i've seen many lackluster impressions of me, and that's one of them, that's one of them. [ laughter ] a little black luster. guillermo. >> guillermo: yes, sir. >> jeff: you don't have to call me sir, we're good friends at this point. do you do, by any chance, an

impersonation of anybody, but especially in this case, me? >> guillermo: oh. wow. [ cheers ] [ applause ] >> guillermo: hi, everybody! i'm jeff goldblum! [ laughter and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> jeff: fantastic. >> guillermo: i'm hosting "kimmel" tonight. [ laughter ] [ applause ] all right, go ahead. >> jeff: you did it. that was fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] great. really good. really good. i had no idea. hey, you're not shy, that's fantastic. >> guillermo: a little bit. >> jeff: that's fantastic. that goes on my reel. [ laughter ] that little moment there. that was good. hey. here's some good health news. you want some good health news?

[ audience: yeah ] listen up. according to a new study, cigarette smoking in america is the lowest it's been in 80 years. [ cheers and applause ] that's good. the study was funded by the world-renowned -- "institute of vaping is actually healthy and cool as hell." [ laughter ] [ applause ] i like that. i mean, that's crazy. if i'd been on that committee, i might have made the title a little shorter. it's wordy, it's wordy. but i think we made that up as a joke, hey. [ laughter ] but i do remember what my own dear father told me. he said, "jeffrey, you don't need cigarettes to look cool. you already look cool." [ cheers ] [ applause ]

i was touched. then at that point, he cracked up laughing, and he threw a pack of chesterfields at me. [ laughter ] what the heck? i guess he was only kidding, that i didn't look cool. he also said, what did he say? oh, yes, it's coming back to me. he said, "smile, jeffrey, and the whole world smiles with you. cry, and i'll give you something to cry about, you little bastard." [ laughter ] that's what he said. no, he didn't say that. dear dr. goldblum, no, he never said anything like that, he was very sweet. but here in california -- [ laughter ] here in california -- [ laughter and applause ] yeah with me, with me, i'm a special kind of host. with me, you get a crackerjack at the bottom, a little prize. you get a prize. [ laughter ] here in california, we have plenty of other drug problems to contend with, watch this.

>> illegal cannabis packages marketed as children's candy. sweet tarts, sour gummies, confetti twinkies were seized by the governor's unified can that business enforcement task force. 11 businesses in the toy district of downtown los angeles were busted. >> jeff: how about that. so if you live in california, be on the lookout for -- what should we call them? counterfeit kid candy cannabis. hey. [ laughter ] hey, you know, i just -- everything started with a "k." i think i just made one of those vocal warmups for actors. wait. counterfeit kid candy cannabis can continually captivate california. [ cheers and applause ] hey. you silver-tongued devil, you try it, go ahead. you try it, guillermo. >> guillermo: oh [ bleep ]. >> jeff: what i just did. [ laughter ] you remember it? >> guillermo: a little bit. counterfeit candies can't --

continually -- california -- counterkit candies cannabis -- they got the idea. [ cheers and applause ] you guys got the idea. they got the idea, yeah. >> jeff: that's very good. now, the other big news of the day involves taylor swift. [ cheers ] i know. i know. i know. i know. [ laughter ] a lot of swifties are upset about a wax figure that was recently unveiled in a german museum. you see that? yes, yes. they feel like it's not that accurate. and i couldn't agree more. so we, you know -- all my little fans, you know, i think they call them the bloomies -- [ laughter ] or the goldies or the jeff-ies,

we're in solidarity with you, swifties, and tear down that wax figure! [ cheers and applause ] you know what? all that got me thinking what we just talked about. after all these years of me being, you know -- adjacent or in the entertainment field, i think i can now say, you cannot find a single wax figure of me anywhere. [ audience: aww ] no, thank you, thank you so much. jimmy kimmel has one deservedly. isn't that beautiful? even his mortal nemesis, matt damon, has one. [ laughter ] very good. but not -- not me. it just makes me wonder, off the top of my head, i don't know. have i done something to offend the great madame tussaud? [ laughter ] i mean, it's not that i think i'm entitled to my own figure, of course. i wouldn't think that. but, you know, i don't want to also think that i'm un-waxable. [ laughter ] i mean, i wouldn't mind it, you

know, to tell you the truth. but you know -- i also don't want to make a big thing about it, you know. but -- [ laughter ] now that i've mentioned it, if you feel so inclined, if anybody within the sound of my voice -- maybe you would consider posting a little message on social media with one of those hashtags that people use -- again, no pressure. no wrong answer. [ laughter ] but if you want to see me immortalized in a big ball of wax, just post a little message. with one of those hashtags like "goldwax." [ laughter ] or possibly "waxblum." or, "jeff goldblum wax off." [ rim shot ] [ applause ] >> jeff: oh, no, no. oh, no, no. no. i was just spitballing. no, that's not -- don't use that one. [ laughter ] that could be -- that could get us all in trouble. hey, one more thing now that we're on the topic of little old me. as you may know, i have played several scientist parts over the

course of my so-called career. [ laughter ] and during my preparation, i'm nothing if not conscientious, guillermo, for those parts, i've gleaned a factoid or two. so, i've created a new show where i share my scientific knowledge with the youth of today. you want to see this? watch this little thing. >> oh, oh, hi, hi. my name is jeff. i have done over the course of my so-called career several parts where i'm a scientist. >> were you the old guy in "back to the future"? >> yes. yes, i was. so, we're proud to bring you, me and my young friends, the miraculous world of amazing science with me, jeff goldblum, yay! a lot of people these days say that the earth is flat. those people are correct. why does the sun disappear every

night? because it crashes into -- australia! which accounts for russell crowe being so beautifully leathery and manly in his skin. let's talk matter. not a lot of people know this, but matter can change form. here, i'll show you. these are my car keys. watch this. it can become liquid if i put it in the microwave. watch this. solid now becomes liquid. yes, yes, yes. bingo. oh, that's -- no, no, what are you doing? oh my golly. okay, that's unnecessary. let it do its work. i've already added vinegar, now one other ingredient finishes it off. what is it? bleach, bleach -- >> no, no, no! >> jeff: watch this, here we go. >> damn, man, you made chlorine

gas. >> jeff: chlorine -- that's deadly, that's deadly. don't breathe. hey! can one of your moms give me a ride? my car keys were in the microwave. >> attention, if you or someone you love has been asphyxiated from poison gas from "back to the future" actor jeff goldblum, contact the offices of greenburg and greenburg. >> we'll make that bastard pay! [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: what did he say? what did one of those greenburgs say?bastard pay? that's me. just because i told that joke about my father, it's open season on the bastards and stuff? that's not fair. okay, we've got a shun show for you tonight. [ cheers and applause ] janet mcteer is here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from waxahatchee. [ cheers and applause ]

and we're going to be right back with greg kinnear! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jeff: welcome back, welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm jeff goldblum. tonight, an incredibly talented actress and my co-star in the new show "kaos," janet mcteer is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, from birmingham, alabama, their album, "tigers

blood" is out now. music from waxahatchee. [ cheers and applause ] tomorrow night, i'll be joined by my guests awkwafina and paul w. downs, with music from remi wolf. ahooo! [ laughter ] our first guest tonight went from tv talk show host to acclaimed and beloved movie star. kind of the opposite trajectory of mine right now. [ laughter ] i went the other way. his newest movie is a real-life little league baseball story, "you gotta believe." it opens in theaters august 30th. please welcome greg kinnear. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> here we are, here we that's what i call a leading man. we all know jeff as this incredible actor. we know him as a song man. i like him as a talk show host, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] i like him. >> jeff: we know him as a family man, a humanitarian, a talk show host, a great movie star. i know something about him, greg kinnear that many people do not -- only a few people. i also know him as a very tender lover. [ laughter ] >> thank you. >> jeff: that's a joke. but we do know each other a little bit. >> we've met a few times. >> jeff: we've met a few times. by the way, what a delightful moustache you have. >> thank you, you like that? that's -- i don't know what's going on with that, actually. [ laughter ] i just finished a show.

i did an apple tv show called "blackbird" recently. a year ago. [ cheers and applause ] and then -- thank you. >> jeff: dennis lehane. >> dennis lehane. and he's a great show runner, he's a great novelist. he's doing another true crime story, and this one in the world of arson. so we were going to do a moustache the first time around. then for this role he said, "hey, how about the moustache?" so i did it, i was getting ready to shave it off. my oldest daughter said, "are you sure you want to do that? it actually looks good." the only time i've ever gotten a compliment from this kid was always followed by, "i need money." [ laughter ] so i was like, oh my gosh. so anyway -- you can be honest with me, we have that kind of relationship. does this stay or go, jeff? and i mean, i want the honest truth. >> jeff: it looks fantastic. i'd say keep it. or i'm sure without it would be excellent too. but in truth in truth -- >> you're a politician as well, my god. [ laughter ] ? no, no. you look fantastic, yeah.

but look, it's -- first of all -- [ cheers and applause ] >> i'll take this son of a bitch off right now. >> jeff: no, no, it's fantastic. i mean, look, first of all it's very -- you are -- you've got this -- what do you call it? ash blond? are you an ash blond or a kind of a -- and you've got this -- wow, are you aging gracefully. you've got to kind of distinguished bit of gray, gray there, and the moustache, although very, very hirsute and manly, it's very thick but it's very beautifully trimmed here, may i say. i like the whole thing. [ cheers and applause ] that's my honest assessment. >> this -- this is making me uncomfortable. [ laughter ] >> jeff: no, no. i don't like you like that. [ laughter ] but we know each other. let's go back a little bit. wait a minute. hm. well, you know. first of all, i'm a big fan of yours. >> likewise. >> jeff: well, thank you very much.

i never missed you on a night of -- an episode of "talk soup." i really didn't. >> really? [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: i adored you, i really did. it was pioneering. the way you were -- your affability, your charm, your humor, your wit, your obvious intelligence and your loveliness was great. and it was pioneering, wasn't it? you were kind of making fun -- hadn't been done, look at this guy on this talk show. i got a big kick out of that. the way you did it, great, just great. >> i'm amazed you saw it. i didn't think anybody was actually watching that show. it was only after i was done i realized that people really dug it. but, you know, it did have -- it did have a real following. and, you know, talk shows -- anything like that it's kind of -- you're a great musician. boy, this is turning into a lovefest, right? [ laughter ] no, you are. and i -- as a jazz musician, i've never seen your show, but i do have a song on one of my playlists, because i do like

jazz, true story. and you probably didn't know that i, too, jeff, am a recording artist. >> jeff: i did not know, is that true? what do you record? do you sing or play anything? >> i did a song in a movie, you know, some years ago. and it -- movie didn't do so much. but it was a song i was quite happy with. it was a rendition of billy stewart's "summertime." >> jeff: of course i know "summertime," yeah. >> so i did the song, that version of it. and i guess a year later, my lawyer called me and said rihanna would like -- true story -- she wanted to use part of the song. what's it called? it's like a -- sampling? they wanted to sample a little bit of it. and i said, oh my god, i'm such a fan, she's like a hero to me, how much will they pay me? [ laughter ] and they said that they would pay me as little legally as they possibly could. [ laughter ]

and i said, that's a deal. [ laughter ] so the song, when i listened to it a year later, i got the song. and it's -- this is true -- i had no idea what song it was going to be in. it's called, "suck my cockiness, lick my persuasion." [ laughter ] no, no, i'm not kidding. >> jeff: no, i wrote it. [ laughter ] >> yeah, all right. >> jeff: you know that old joke. >> there's a jazz version of that, probably. so that was the song. and i -- so it was a little nc-17. i had young kids, so i asked if she could actually find a simpler name for it. so it's called "cockiness." she's never taken me on tour, we've not done this together, never toured together, but i am sampled in a song. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: that's fantastic. >> you and me. i don't know. take this thing on the road. >> jeff: we're going far. we should be a remake of "ishtar." >> yes. >> jeff: i don't want to pass this by. how does that rendition that you did, the billy version that you

did, just -- >> it starts with -- something like that. >> jeff: oh, really? [ cheers and applause ] >> you can download it. >> jeff: i'm going to get that. i'm going to get that. >> don't waste another night not downloading the song. >> jeff: no, i won't. i certainly won't. well, this is all fascinating. i have much -- you've stimulated much in me. >> thank you. >> jeff: that surprises and frightens me. >> all right. >> jeff: in the meantime, we're going to come back and have more with the great greg kinnear after this. [ cheers and applause ] >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by apartments.com. the place to find a place. (brad) hi, hi. guys, guys. no, no, wait a minute, there are easier ways to get information about a place. simply head over to apartments-dot-com for tools like 3d virtual tours to learn everything you need to know.

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can i get this from you? thank you. make sure your fly rods stay in the best of hands. >> just focus on getting better. >> i am. >> hey, good job there tonight! >> dad. why is everyone calling you rocket? >> i think it's called sarcasm. >> it's a compliment, son, rockets are cool. >> stop, turd. >> hey, stop, enough! >> fart face. >> hey, stab master. you ever thought about using some of that infamous statistical analysis from your gambling days on your own players? ever thought about that? see ya, john. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: luke wilson, you and luke wilson together, come on. yeah, very good,

congratulations. very, very good. but the thing that strikes me, one of the things about that is that those kids in the back, you know -- i have two little boys. we haven't seen each other for awhile. we had a dinner together. we were reminiscreminiscing. i have now emily my wife of 13 -- we've been together 13 years. we have two little boys, 7 and 9. you have three girls. how old? >> well, actually, i just passed occupant -- recently passed through all of them in the teenage zone. so that -- that's rough water. >> jeff: something told me, boys are easier. are a handful early on, but easier later on. and girls are okay early on but complicated and difficult later on. what do you think of that, greg kinnear? [ laughter ] i wrote that whole question down just like that. [ laughter ] >> what was the question?

laugh laughter and applause ] yes, i'm very blessed. they're very lovely. girls, they'll give you little warning signs, girls will. like you'll get a clue if there's trouble ahead. you know, the dreaded -- the dreaded deficit hearing, for instance. "how you doing, honey?" "excuse me?" [ laughter ] that means trouble is ahead. >> jeff: they say that. >> or if you have the dreaded repeated question. you say, "how was your day?" "how was my day?" [ laughter ] that too, that's a clue that there's trouble ahead. or the third and most possibly deadly one, maybe get out of the hou house, is the confused understanding. "want to go to a movie?" why why would we go to a movie?" [ laughter ] it's a lot of repeat back from girls, i think. >> jeff: hey, i saw you doing something. you raise your eye brow better than anybody. i know you pride yourself on it. can you do that one eyebrow

thing? >> i don't raise my eyebrow. >> jeff: this is what i heard, maybe i'm mixing -- [ cheers and applause ] that's fantastic. >> thanks. let's see yours. >> jeff: i don't do the eyebrow -- >> nobody asks you to raise an eyebrow unless they raise an eyebrow. let's see it, goldblum. >> jeff: kinnear, i have something for you. i can wiggle my ears, but differently than anybody you've ever seen, i wiggle one at a time. watch this, ready? okay, here. left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right, left, right. >> wow. [ cheers and applause ] pretty good. i -- i can -- i can give you -- [ laughter ] >> jeff: i knew this was going to escalate. what? [ laughter and cheers what the hell are you doing? >> was raising the eye -- not as much as you. nobody is going to be able to do

that. for god's sakes, you were talking with your ears. i felt there was a little something. >> jeff: more about this movie. tell me more about the movie. "little league." i went to little league in pittsburgh. i was part of the yankees. during the summer, i hated those wool uniforms. tell me about you. you played dick vermeil. i'm a big football fan. tell me about everything and "little league" and this movie and sports and everything. [ laughter ] >> will you be here if i do? >> jeff: i certainly will, i'm all ears as you know. >> the movie is called "you gotta believe." in 2002, there was an all-star team, little league all-star team down in the dallas-fort worth area, which is a big football mecca, not necessarily a big baseball mecca. these two fathers who were best friends had a -- they had a team that they were kind of bringing in to not such a great season, because the kids were not great. and one of the fathers got very

ill. and it's the story of them, that team, sort of rallying around the father that got ill. and ultimately, the other coach, me, ends up taking them to the world series, which happened in 2002. and they did make it all the way -- i don't want to ruin it, but they did make it all the way to the big game in williamsport, which is -- it's a hell of a story. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: what a story, beautiful. >> yeah. so i play one of the dads, and luke wilson plays the other dad. and it's funny, because i've known luke for a long time. we're friends, we golf together. but we've not really done a lot of acting together, which as you know is sort of a trust exercise. i like luke, i don't know if i trust luke. [ laughter ] it was great, we had a good time. the movie turned out real nice. >> jeff: congratulations. i love luke, i love him a lot. >> how long am i here? [ laughter ] >> jeff: you're done, we're sending you out. "you gotta believe" opens in theaters august 30th. good-bye and thank you to you, you great greg kinnear.

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>> jeff: welcome back. music from waxahatchee is on the way. our next guest is a brilliant, very brilliant award-winning actress whom you know from both stage and screen. next, she plays my sister and my wife -- you heard that correctly -- [ laughter ] the name of her character is hera, queen of the gods. and i play another one of those greek mythological characters whom you may know, zeus, i'm zeus. we play in this show called "kaos." here's a clip, watch this. >> i'm being serious, i want a promotion. just make me the god of love, war, wisdom. something serious, something with influence. what? oh, come on. >> there's nothing wrong with

being slightly lightweight, everyone has their place. >> suck [ bleep ]. >> hey, hey. you do not tell your mother to suck [ bleep ]. >> she's not my mother. >> apologize. >> no. oh! oh! >> apologize. >> sorry. >> for-given. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: "kaos" launches globally august 29th on netflix. please welcome the great janet mcteer! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

♪ >> jeff: janet mcteer, the great janet mcteer. i'm so happy to see you. hey, i haven't seen you -- you know what i want to talk to you about. we're about to spend some more time together. we fly pretty soon to new york and amsterdam and london before this thing comes out. we're explaining the show to people. how would you describe without spoiling, of course we've been alerted, how would you describe what this show is to our sweet friends? >> well -- it's -- yeah. hm. [ laughter ] shall i tell you what it's like working with jeff goldblum? [ cheers and applause ] i mean, he's dashing and glorious and stylish and brilliant and all those kind of things, we know this. but what he is also, it's like

working with -- you know what he's like, you were talking about people who do impressions of you. and honestly, he really is like, we're going to do the scene now. but there's something so much more interesting. [ laughter ] so i think i'll just -- yeah. [ laughter ] where was i? oh. [ laughter ] so -- oops. >> jeff: that's me, that's me. >> yes. and so that's his -- you know, that's what he does as -- >> jeff: was that me? was that a good one of me? >> right, right, right? [ applause ] so i decided -- he's basically like a really charming the mad hatter, do you know what i mean? very charming. i thought, what am i going to be? hm. i'm going to be hera, who's queen of the gods. and i'm just going to be the cheshire cat. so i'm just going to sort of sit and be really kind of calm and really kind of, you know -- polish my nails, distinguish my tail, be enigmatic, wait till i

pounce. >> jeff: so wonderful. you saw -- what did you think of that scene? you saw a little bit of it. [ cheers and applause ] hey, that's good. well, i'm a kind of a craft, you know, geek. so hearing from you, i was always -- i was probably asking or too shy to ask, how do you do it? but i haven't heard that explanation of your animal inspiration. >> yeah. >> jeff: that's so beautiful. when you saw her in that scene when i was doing whatever i was doing, yes, the way she's eating that buttered toast -- >> she just has to be really calm because you guys are just insane. [ laughter ] so someone's got to sort of say, be calm. >> jeff: this has -- this gives us a chance -- certainly you a chance to showcase some of a lot of your infinite resources. because you get -- you're not only calm. >> i know. >> jeff: and seductive and alluring and witty and wise and powerful, but intensely -- she has the gift of fury. >> yes. >> jeff: and -- and empathy and heart and soul. oh, no, no, no.

>> she's super jealous. the other thing is, he's such good fun to work with. i had almost all my scenes with jeff. we used to have such a laugh. he would get so distracted. and no one -- no one could bring him to the set. i mean, he'd be on the set, but you're much more interestingly than the scene over here. [ laughter ] they would kind of look at me and go, "we're ready." so i would -- i would sing him show tunes. >> jeff: i was what, what? >> i would sing you show tunes. >> jimmy: yes? >> "jeff, jeff! ♪ getting to know you all about you ♪ and we'd have a sing and he'd do that face and i'd go, "and action." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ haven't you noticed ♪ ♪

>> jeff: beautiful. beautiful. well. [ applause ] that was the idea with the show, to kind of do these greek mythological figures and fill it up with emotional naturalism. >> yes. >> jeff: and substance. what was it like to pretend to be married for 2,000 years? can you imagine? i mean, you develop resentments after five years or two months, you know. [ laughter ] >> well, i think it was also -- because it's -- the whole show is like a reworking of the greek myths. >> jimmy: yes. >> so you don't need to know much about the greek myths. if you do, that's great, but you'll learn about them along the way. what i think was such a challenge was, it's this insane story where you have to sort of compartmentalize. so we would have to have this domestic kind of, you know, i was always very jealous, very jealous of zeus. >> jeff: and i get paranoid, too. >> so i kill all the women that he sleeps with, and why wouldn't

you? and i turn them into bees. >> jeff: we do supernatural things. >> supernatural things like that. i do all kinds of nasty things like that. and i get very, very jealous. and i don't care. they're just like ants. and then there's quite a lot of the killing. [ laughter ] >> jeff: we're very -- >> i don't actually know how -- i'm actually quite a nice person in real life. i am. ? every part i do, i kill people. [ laughter ] i do. i kill people for a living on a regular basis. >> jeff: isn't that. >> wonderful. >> jimmy: you mentioned it. >> it's so great. >> jeff: i was sort of belly aching to guillermo last night. i was saying, yeah, i'm kind of a nice guy, gut i get myself, like this part, i play the wizard of oz. i've played parts that are capable of -- >> that's why you're so great at zeus. you're so eccentric in all the best ways, darling. you're so eccentric and all that sort of, you know, mad sort of energy. and then you're also terrifying. [ laughter ] >> jeff: really? >> not to me.

no, you're terrifying. >> jeff: terrifying in what way? in what way? >> as zeus, you have the power. without giving any spoilers, you know, you're the most powerful man. >> jeff: well, that part required -- yeah, that part required something. i really like what we did. i'm anxious to tell people about it. what a thrill to know you, to have worked with you, hive you here. so grateful to you, janet mcteer. >> thank you. >> jeff: i'm glad to spend time with us together. thank you very much, we'll talk at length. "kaos," the show we did, launches globally august 29th on netflix. we're going to be right back with waxahatchee!

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the beholder ♪ ♪ i had my own ideas but i carried you on my shoulders anyways ooh ♪ ♪ and i stop picking up all your phone calls take a shot at decency ♪ ♪ if i heard your voice on the other line unceremoniously ♪ ♪ the shadows of a lie or a state of emergency i've been run down ooh ♪ ♪ i catch your poison arrow i catch your same disease bow like a weeping willow ♪

♪ buckling at the knees begging you please ♪ ♪ if you fly up beyond the cosmos it's a long way to fall back down ♪ ♪ you always go about this the wrong way and i'm too weak to just let you drown ♪ ♪ so when you kill i kill when you ache i ache ♪ ♪ and we both haunt

this old lifeless town ♪ ♪ when you fail i fail when you fly i fly ♪ ♪ and it's a long way to come back down three hundred and sixty-five days ♪ ♪ tell me i'm your lucky charm we defy gravity again ♪ ♪ somehow make it out unharmed ♪ ♪ and i have my thoughts about it but i carry you in my arms anyway ooh ♪ ♪ ♪

♪ ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, saving graceland. ♪ the audacious alleged plot to sell "don't be cool" singer elvis presley's iconic home at auction. how the family says alleged scammers tried to use his daughter, lisa marie's