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it's the latest report from our abc seven news i-team looking into a tiny home construction company that just abruptly shut down. the company was started by a northern california man, but now his officers offices have been shuttered and countless customers and contractors are wondering where all the money went. we dig into that for you. that story is one of the top things people are clicking on right now on our website. it's up for you on the top news sidebar at abc seven news.com. >> all right. thank you so much for joining us tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel larry beil all of us. >> we appreciate your time right now. and jimmy kimmel, guest hosts and stars of deadpool and wolverine ryan reynolds and hugh jackman. >> that's right. have a great night. >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live."
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with guest host jeff goldblum. tonight -- awkwafina, paul w. downs, and music from remi wolf, with cleto and the cletones! and now, jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jeff: thank you, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so, so much. thank you. please, have your seats taken. take a load off, as they say. hey, friends and lovers of late
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night, i'm your guest host, jeff goldblum. [ cheers and applause ] this is my fourth and final night hosting the show. [ audience: aww ] i know. no, no, i'm the one who's sad. you guys are on to grand things. grand things are ahead for you. me, i'm very, very sad. in a wistful and sweet way. and i would love to stay, but i've got to get back to my full-time gig of enchanting the world with my charming eccentricities. [ laughter ] but what a wonderfully eye-opening experience this has been. oh, yeah. of all the things i've done in my career, from plays to sitcoms to movies, this has by far been the least lucrative. [ laughter ] but you know, as clarence --
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you'll know who i'm talking about -- writes in an inscription in the book he gives to george bailey at the end of -- "it's a wonderful life," that's right. remember what he says? he says, "no man is a failure who has friends." and guillermo rodriguez, i can now consider myself a success because of our friendship. i thank you so, so much. >> guillermo: thank you. thank you. i love you! >> jeff: i love you. >> guillermo: and i'm going to miss you. >> jeff: i'm going to miss you horribly. but let's stay in constant touch and do many things every day. >> guillermo: you got it. >> jeff: i beg you. >> guillermo: you got it. >> jeff: okay, thank you. last night, i mentioned that for some reason, i have yet to receive the highest honor a celebrity can be given, my very own wax figure. of course. so, if you watched last night's show, you know, i kind of casually invited our home viewers to right this horrible wrong by posting a message online for the folks at madame tussauds, and you know what? many of you answered the call.
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somebody wrote in -- "jeff goldblum deserves to be immortalized in wax." somebody else wrote -- "everyone seems to have a wax figure except jeff goldblum! let's change that!" #goldwax. #waxblum. then somebody wrote in -- "jeff goldblum needs his own wax statue. like him, it would constantly drip what the kids call rizz." [ laughter ] i think that's short for "charisma." i hope it is, really. [ laughter ] only, okay. oh, this is exciting. earlier today -- and this is absolutely true -- madame tussauds responded to this whole thing by saying that they'd like to have my people call their people. [ cheers and applause ] no i mean, really. for a poor kid from pittsburgh
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like me, that's kind of a big deal, isn't it guillermo? >> guillermo: it is. i'm happy for you. you deserve it. we did it! >> guillermo: well, you're so sweet. i credit you entirely. >> guillermo: no. >> jeff: it was only your support and endorsement last night, i think, that put it over the edge, so thank you once again. okay, now on to far less frivolous matters -- listen to this. those who don't live in hollywood may think that being a professional actor like me and guillermo is both easy and glamorous. and for some, it is. but the vast majority of actors are working-class people just trying to make ends meet. they actually have to make a certain amount of money each year just to qualify for health coverage through the screen actors guild, and that's not an easy thing to do. sometimes an actor can be so close to that threshold of earnings that they only need to land one more role to qualify. so, tonight, i am going to help a few actors who are in that very situation for real by
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casting them in a role on the show tonight. [ cheers and applause ] in fact, i've cast them all in the same role. isn't that right -- jeff goldblum? [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> that -- that -- that is -- is absolutely correct. and -- and -- and -- and might i -- if i could -- if i may, any may, if i could just -- [ laughter ] you, you are looking rather ravishing, mr. goldblum, yes, yes. [ laughter ] >> jeff: well. you as well, dapper doppelganger of mine that you are. look at you. hey, this is sean moran. he's an actor here in l.a. who is just $401 away from qualifying for his health insurance. >> but -- um -- not anymore. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jeff: so there you go. off to the podiatrist or -- i think that's the doctor you told me you need. off you go. how about that. yeah, he needs -- he's got a foot issue. [ cheers and applause ] so you get the idea? that's how it works. are there any questions about -- >> i -- i -- uh -- have a question. >> jeff: yes, yes? another jeff goldblum. go right ahead, please. >> well -- uh -- uh -- my question is -- uh -- i would also like to -- uh, uh -- stay with me, now -- uh, uh -- qualify for health care. >> jeff: well, that's not a question. [ laughter ] but -- but i sure like the cut of your jib. this is shannon shea marie, who was just $567 away from qualifying. but now she can, as you told me, get a dermatologist to examine any weird moles that she may have. >> there's one in my armpit.
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>> jeff: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: okay, okay. congratulations, shannon. i'm sure that's going to work out. better safe than sorry. i'm sure that's going to be quite benign. very good. i'm glad we could help. so -- hey, this is invigorating, right? oh -- by the way, last night, i showed a clip of a news anchor named mark dressin up in vancouver doing an impression of me. and this very morning, he responded to my response by doing yet another impression. >> that's where i used to live. >> jeff: i've seen many lackluster impressions of me, and that's one of them, that's one of them. >> yeah, i got burnt. >> wow, okay. he called you lackluster? >> my impression was lackluster. you know, to be honest with you, when i did it yesterday, and as soon as it came out of my mouth, oh, that's not very good. and jeff, no hard feelings, i
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still love you, i'm still a big fan of yours. i'll try and work on it. >> oh, boy. >> and maybe perfect it a bit. so next time -- >> wow. uh, uh, excuse me. that jeff goldblum impression is just as marvelous as mine. >> jeff: i agree. i agree. good -- good job. this is rafael miguel, an actor who can now get a root canal on a tooth of your choosing. [ cheers and applause ] teeth are very important. very important, your teeth. okay. i'm being told that we need to take a break. but at this point, i'm completely exhausted from uttering so many witticisms and rib ticklers, and i need another substitute goldblum to throw to commercial. come on, natalie! this is natalie lander, a wonderful actress who needs a scant $356 to be covered. natalie, you may do the honors. please. >> we have a good show for you tonight. paul w. downs is here. [ cheers and applause ]
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we have music from remi wolf! [ cheers and applause ] and we'll be right back with -- one, two, three -- awkwafina!
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jeff: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live"! i'm jeff goldblum. hello. tonight, the multi-talented co-creator of the hilarious show "hacks," paul w. downs is with us. [ cheers and applause ]
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then later, a gifted singer-songwriter from palo alto, california. her album is called "big ideas." music from remi wolf. [ cheers and applause ] and next week, the very delightful rupaul will be hosting with his guests -- maya rudolph, colman domingo, bill skarsgard and many more. oh, boy. oh, boy. oh, boy. our first guest is an emmy-nominated and golden globe-winning actress. next, she co-stars alongside john cena in the wild new comedy "jackpot." it's streaming globally on prime video now. please welcome awkwafina. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: a aqug fan of yours. >> i'm a huge fan of yours. >> jeff: i'm a huge fan of yours. thank you so much for doing this. >> thank you for having me. >> jeff: i really appreciate you coming. i love saying your name, what a great name. you know what that is? do you know that word? i didn't until today, or it had passed me by. i didn't really solidify it. now i know what a mnononym? >> it's a one thing? >> jeff: it's cher, it's madonna, it's prince, it's napoleon, i guess. no, he's -- mostly known as napoleon. that said, hey. it's taken, of course. it's from a water.
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did your -- did your adoption of that name have anything to do with your interest in the water, may i ask? >> um -- just for legal purposes, love aquafina, the water. [ laughter ] i drink it all the time. i really -- i love it. but -- but you know, i think it's -- it's like awkward, so i feel like i'm sometimes awkward. >> jeff: oh. >> i also think awkward-fina. >> jeff: if you are awkward, and i wouldn't see you that way or describe you that way. >> thank you. >> jeff: but in the vein of awkward/vulnerable/conspicuously talented and sensitive -- >> oh, thank you. >> jeff: yes, yes. and you've made a poem and a life aachievement and a creative mountain out of it. >> yes, thank you. so -- yes, i have, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, jeff. >> jeff: so, i'm glad i asked. oh, that's interesting. so aquas, awkwafina. if my name were awkwafina, if i
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had been so smart like that, i would be a lot further along than i am. >> no, no. >> jeff: that's for sure. here's a question i have for you. >> yeah, yeah. >> jeff: if i was going to change my name at this point -- and it's never too late -- and i -- and i turned it into a mononym after a water, would it be -- i have three multiple choices. you can think of out of the box -- >> jort. >> jeff: what? >> jort. >> jeff: jort? >> do you want to do jort? >> jeff: do we know jort? have i come across jort? >> they're jean shorts. [ laughter ] >> jeff: you are thinking of out of the box. well, that's not -- yes, it has nothing to do with water. >> no, no, no. >> jeff: just jort. >> well yeah, for sure. what are the multiple choices? >> jeff: jort short's a good idea, or other things that are an article of clothing. i could are -- hey, i believed be -- i could are coulatte.
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>> like capris, right? they're like baggy capris? >> jeff: capri. i -- i think of the capri pants as like the toreador pants or what mary tyler moore wore on "dick van dyke." kind of tight but come to here. what we used to use, wear clam diggers. anybody ever hear of clam dig diggers? >> no. >> jeff: my mom used to dress us as clam diggers. so i could be clam digger -- >> did you clam? >> jeff: did i what? >> did you clam growing up? >> jeff: i've never heard "clam" used as a verb. [ laughter ] did you clam? are you clamming right now? >> no. [ laughter ] >> jeff: i'm not sure what it is. i think i started to clam a couple of minutes ago. [ laughter ] unless i misunderstand. but you -- i like a nice clam. hey, you know, our kids -- our kids, we have two kids. we have two kids. we have two kids, two boys, 7
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and 9. >> nice. >> jeff: you know what one of their favorite things is? are, is? those books, "the bad guys." >> oh, yeah. >> jeff: they got turned into those movies. >> yes. >> jeff: the great awkwafina voices ms. tarantula. they've 7 and 9. i told them i was going to talk to the actor, the actress, who does the voice of ms. tarantula. this is presumptuous of me. hell me to go to h-e-double hockey sticks. say hello, charlie, hello, river, this is ms. tarantula. >> hi, charlie. hi, river. this is awkwafina. i play miss tarantula on "ed bad guys." i'm glad you watch it, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i love that. i do i.t., and i have like headphones on and that. >> jeff: what? i.t.? what? you have headphones. what about i.t.? >> in the movie, my character does i.t. and has headphones on. >> jeff: what's i.t.? >> like information technology.
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like a computer person. >> jeff: i'm glad i asked. should i have known that? i.t.? does everybody else know what i.t. is? [ audience: yes ] you know, it's a humbling -- it's a bitter pill, and it's humbling all this week, but i'm not ashamed. i'm eager to learn. >> yes, always. >> jeff: i learn the new dances, all the new dances the kids are doing. >> really? >> jeff: oh, yeah, the mashed potatoes, the jerk -- [ laughter ] >> the mashed -- what's -- >> jeff: i keep up with all of those -- >> dare i ask, what is the mashed -- >> jeff: i'll show you. you're currently, as i said in the intro, you're currently nominated for an outstanding tv movie you did, "quiz lady," which you produced and star in with sandra oh. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> nice. >> jeff: your whole career is in your short -- in the short time,
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you've had an amazing accomplishment. just amazing accomplishment. inspirational. and so many great movies, including "crazy rich asians." >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: i know, i know. >> yes. >> jeff: and we have a couple of connections. tell me about your experience with -- because i just did this movie "wicked." you know who's in that, michelle yeoh. directed by -- the great michelle yeoh. tell me stories about her i'd love. and john m. chu, who directed it, also directed "wicked." both of them are so great. can you tell me anything about that? do you know this little quirk that he has? before action he goes, "three, two, one, action." i've never heard anybody else do that. anything about him or her? >> i mean, i love michelle. i've done two movies with her, and she's such a warm -- as i'm sure you experienced -- presence that is just, like, down to clown. she's very goofy. >> jeff: what did you say, down to clown? >> she's down to clown. >> jeff: down to clown? that's another one. that's another one.
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down to clown. >> i would say you are too, you know? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> jeff: i think that's good. >> love that. >> jeff: yes, especially when i'm clamming. especially when i'm clamming. you went to las vegas recently. >> i did. >> jeff: for a particular purpose? can you tell me something about that? >> i went to las vegas. i -- there's a "crazy rich asians" slot machine that i heard about. people are constantly sending me pictures of it. it's like in the airport. apparently it's like a big winning slot machine. i went there, and there was like a line to get on it. and there was like a guy playing. and i like went up to him and i was like, "hey, big win, make any money?" because i'm on there. >> jeff: you're on there. it's a "crazy rich asian" slot machine, and your picture -- do you have a voice on there too? >> unfortunately, not a voice. >> jeff: okay. but your picture's owl over there? >> it's one of the icons that come up. and he didn't realize who i was. and i was just shouting at this
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guy that just wanted to get his game on. [ laughter ] and i was like, "hey, the blond one, i don't have a blond wig on, but it's me." >> jeff: and he didn't recognize you? >> he did not. i think he was a little annoyed, too. [ laughter ] >> jeff: really? >> yeah, like in the game, you know. >> jeff: what if he sees it, when he sees this, and he goes, "right, i remember that time i was playing." >> "someone was shouting at me from behind." i did my own stunts in that movie. >> jeff: you did -- you shouted at him? i want to hear all about that. wait till you see something. we're going to talk about that. you'll see something. i saw the whole thing. amazing, amazing. you've gotten so famous. do you like to be recognized more than you do? i'm sure you have many, many -- >> it's a weird -- it's a weird thing. you know, i think that -- i'm not -- if someone recognizes me, like i'm going to be warm, you know. because it's, like, they're fans, you know what i mean? so i'm not a person -- but i think it's awkward. at like the ob-gyn office, you know? [ laughter ] when you're sitting in the
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chair. or the subway. they have to get up and, like, do the whole thing. then they have to -- like after you do the thing, they just sit back down. you know, kind of like six feet away from you. and eventually, i feel like they want to leave. i just feel like, i have to go. you know, yeah. i don't know. >> jeff: that's so funny. >> do you get recognized -- >> jeff: yeah, i get recognized. you know. all over the place. i've been in some of these movies that are popular. i get recognized here and there. people are very, very sweet. but then just as often people are aggressively you know. somebody says -- i was at the super bowl. a lady who has a show in san francisco said, "can i do a feed with you? i'll play it on my news broadcast." she says -- i said, "okay, sure." she said, "okay, hi everybody in san francisco, it's blah, blah, blah, i'm here with jeff goldberg." [ laughter ] >> oh, no. oh, lord. >> jeff: that's okay by me. "keep rolling." i said, "oh, you know, that's
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lovely that you're doing this, but my name is actually jeff goldblum." she went," oh, golly, no, cut it out, we'll start again." >> oh, wow. you did two takes, okay, that's cool. >> jeff: yes, yes. well, anyway. put a bookmark right there. >> okay. >> jeff: there's much, there's hours. i have hours of questions. [ laughter ] and hopes for our interface. you know. more with awkwafina after this. >> lou: portions of "jimmy kimmel live" are brought to you by apartments.com. the place to find a place.
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♪ [ phones buzzing ] >> excuse me. >> i definitely didn't get the part, so there's no need for that death stare. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: absolutely great, but we'd be remiss if we didn't take note of something. look, i -- they drew my attention to this during the break. i have nothing to do with this. i don't know how this has happened. right there, if you can see it, there's a fly on the desk. [ laughter ]
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look, it's not dead. >> it's not dead. >> jeff: i don't know why it's just -- it's just there. it doesn't seem to want to move. i mention this because i played la mush, "the fly," i was the fly. >> i love that movie. [ cheers and applause ] >> jeff: this is mighty strange. guillermo in all your years when jimmy is here, has a fly ever done this? >> guillermo: no, this is the first time. >> he recognizes you. >> jeff: i tell my kids when you see a spider, "don't hurt anything, take it and put it out." what should we do with this? i think we should take it away. >> oh. >> jeff: look, yes, hi, hi. >> oh. >> jeff: hi, hi. >> that's so beautiful, jeff. >> jeff: so beautiful. and now what should we do with it? should we take this and put it outside in a nice flower, guillermo? >> what if you go like that and he just -- >> jeff: thank you, guillermo, thank you. that's guillermo. that's my friend, the fly. >> thank you, guillermo. >> jeff: that's amazing.
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>> that was amazing. >> jeff: come on, that's a magical moment. >> he loved you, too. >> jeff: that's a magical moment. i love that clip of jack -- now what is -- i know, but tell everybody who doesn't know, without spoiling anything, what the heck is going on there? why are all those dames going after you? >> well, "jackpot." it's about a kind of dystopic near-future l.a. in 2030 where there's a big lottery that's -- you can opt in or opt out. and my character, kitty kim, accidentally is the winner. like from a random ticket. and now all of l.a. wants to kill her. so -- yeah. >> jeff: can you imagine? you get the idea, i saw it. it's in 2023? >> 2030. >> jeff: 2030, right, we're past 2023. it's in the future. [ laughter ] so it's in the future. but only five, six years in the future. >> right, yes. pretty dim with their -- you know, optimism.
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>> jeff: yeah. >> yes. >> jeff: it's not a great situation. the lottery, i don't know if inflation has run amok, but it's like billions. you've done billions of dollars. >> yeah. >> jeff: your character doesn't know this new wrinkle in the rule, in the rule of it, because you get -- you win the lottery. >> yeah. >> jeff: but there's a thing where -- where, if you can kill her within the first 24 hours, you get the money. >> yep. >> jeff: you get the idea? >> not in real life, y'all. [ laughter ] >> jeff: no, hopefully this will never happen. our whole human family will never sink to a level of greed or -- this will never happen. >> no. >> jeff: we will raise -- i feel we're on a cycle of raising ourselves up, all of us, brothers and sisters and animals and plants and flies. >> flies. [ laughter ] >> jeff: where we live in peace and -- and, of course, we only win if we all win. >> yeah. [ cheers and applause ] that's true. that's true. >> jeff: so -- so this is almost a cautionary tale.
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it's like "the christmas carol." it's like, this is the -- oh, ghost, tell me, is this a christmas future as it will be or might be? >> right. >> i think this is a view of our future as it might be if we don't get our act -- if we don't take advantage of this moment of optimism, energy, and -- [ cheers and applause ] >> that's true. i mean, you nailed it. you nailed it. that's what it is. >> jeff: i think so. but your character, wow. even given this, these, this horrible sort of cycle, you do very well. you and john cena. >> yes, john cena. >> jeff: who was here. >> who loves you, by the way. i saw him at the premier, "you're going to love jeff goldblum." >> jeff: i love him and he loves you. he was singing your praises in every key of the scale, i believe. >> oh, good. >> jeff: yeah, he sure was. people refer to you because you're coupled in that creative way. >> >> jeff: "akacena what would we
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be? awkwablum? goldfina? awkwablum sounds like an after shave. you know who directed that movie. you know the guy who directed "bridesmaids"? paul feig. what was that like? >> when i was 16, i worked at a video store, i remember "freaks and greeks." that was our favorite. i remember even back then being like, if i could ever even meet paul feig, that would be so cool. working with him, he's a comedic mastermind. he's so good at comedy. also just a great director, you know what i mean? and i think working with him and john, i was like, i'm really in the presence of real comedy people right now. >> jeff: and john cena, you mean? >> john cena's so funny. >> jeff: i know he is, so funny. >> his improv is crazy. >> jeff: somebody said on another set, in between takes,
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he would read a big medical textbook? >> yeah, absolutely. >> jeff: really? >> he taught me a crazy thing. it's not that crazy. i think about it every day. that your brain is like a muscle. so you have to work it out every day. >> jeff: he'd know about muscles, yes. >> that's right. he would read multiple books. he would learn different languages. he learned jazz piano while we were filming. >> jeff: i know that a little bit. you played trumpet in "jazz trumpet." >> yeah. >> jeff: we have so much to talk about. we have to cut ourselves off right now. i'm so sad. but i'm happy. >> i'm so happy. >> jeff: i am, too. i can't thank you enough. thank you very much, the great awkwafina. [ cheers and applause ] "jackpot" is streaming globally on prime video now. we're going to be right back with paul w. downs. from moderate to severe s ulcerative colitis or crohn's disease after a tnf blocker like humira or remicade? put them in check with rinvoq. rinvoq works differently and it's a once-daily pill.
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and her meds would get delivered right to her door. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jeff: welcome back, welcome back. music from remi wolf is on the way. hey, our next guest is a very funny actor and writer and director and cocreator behind the award-winning and currently 17, 17, yes, time emmy-nominated series. it's called "hacks," watch this. >> we are a great team because
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you think outside the box. inside that box are skills like calendar, text a person back, scheduling you do not have a handle on at all but that's okay. sometimes the most innovative visionaries struggle with executive functioning. you are not an assistant, you are a manager and a great one. so please stay here with me and be my partner. >> oh my god, i'm so sorry, i thought you were a man, they're gay. >> yeah? i am a man. >> but you said partner. >> leave us alone! >> jeff: hacks." it's on max now. please welcome paul w. downs! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jeff: wow, wow, wow, wow. >> sit, sit. wow.
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>> jeff: paul w. downs. >> jeff goldblum. >> jeff: you've got a sparkling and sterling figure, don't you? >> oh, thank you. >> jeff: wait, what color are your eyes? wait a minute, don't tell me. that's a very beautiful blue. but not just -- it's almost -- it's almost like a liz taylor violet. >> wow. okay. >> jeff: and i knew liz taylor a little bit. >> did you? >> jeff: i don't want to bore you biwith it right now. later i'll tell you every story thank you for being here. >> thank you for having me, i'm a huge fan. >> jeff: i'm a huge fan of yours, and the gratitude is all on my side. i mentioned it to them before. you have 17 emmy nominations for this glorious show. [ cheers and applause ] what a success. what a success. including your first, i believe, nomination for an acting part? because you produce it, you cocreated, you write it. but you act on it, and you've gotten nominated. >> yes, thank you. [ cheers and applause ]
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>> jeff: congratulations. you shot your show in las vegas, of course. >> that's right. >> jeff: because smart, the character, she lives in las vegas. and i want to know all about that and las vegas. and i want to know about -- the whole show is about this world of talk shows. >> yes. >> jeff: you're going to depict, you know, "the larry sanders show." "king of comedy." you know that movie. >> yes, of course, amazing. >> jeff: tell me all about -- everything about that and las vegas and anything. >> so yeah, the show is about this standup comedian played by jean smart brilliantly. and she in the gibing of the series has a residency in vegas. so we were shooting the first season pre-vaccine during the pandemic. so we were in vegas with two masks and a shield while most people were smoking indoors. [ laughter ] so we looked truly crazy to these people. >> jeff: this is the beginning of -- >> yeah, yeah, that was the very first season. >> jeff: people didn't know what to do. probably no vaccines yet or
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anything. >> no, yeah. >> jeff: they sent to us shoot that "jurassic world dominion" out in london. we were the first, like you, to pioneer those protocols. it was very -- >> it was wild. >> jeff: wild. you were shooting, yes. tell me more, tell me more. >> we've shot mostly in las vegas. we shoot in l.a. then spend a week in vegas doing exteriors and tough. >> jeff: no kidding. you're about to shoot -- the writers have been working, working, working, working. and season four, people will be thrilled to hear, you're about to go to work. [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you. yeah. season four, the character, deborah vance, gets her own late-night show. and so it's going to be about this world. so i am taking mental notes. as i do this. >> jeff: hey, so do you -- we were talking about -- awkwafinadoctor you see awkwafina backstage? >> love her. absolutely love her.funny.
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she introduced me to a new phrase. "down to clown." are you downs to clown? [ laughter ] i would say i am full-blown downs to clown, yeah. >> jeff: congratulations. >> thank you. >> jeff: i can smell your petals from here. >> ooh! sorry about that, yeah. >> jeff: do you like to -- speaking of which, i didn't notice. do you wear a nice -- do you like to wear a nice scent, or do you like your own owe ju? give forth from its own essence? what do you do? >> my eau jous is naturally sweet. i hate to brag, but it's true. >> jeff: that's a delightful note in the smell category. >> yeah. >> jeff: i'd like to pair you with a nice pancake or waffle. [ laughter ] >> but i -- you know, i really like fragrance. and so i wore one for a very long time that i would have considered my signature. but then when i switched, i had a friends and family sniffing.
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so i invited all of my friends over to sniff the new me. [ laughter ] yeah. yeah. >> jeff: that's fantastic. >> yeah. >> jeff: really. a formal "please sniff me" party. >> that's right. >> jeff: wow. >> it went well, it went well. >> jeff: really? >> i think so. >> jeff: they liked it? >> yeah. >> jeff: where did they sniff? did you put some here? >> i -- it was -- it was all over. to be honest, it was a full -- it was a full -- >> jeff: say no more. [ laughter ] i saw that movie -- i saw that movie "eyes wide shut." you ever see that? >> of course. oh, yes. and you know what? [ laughter ] >> jeff: i went -- whenever i go to a sniffing party, i wear those masks. [ laughter ] so nobody knows who i am. i guess leave my nose out. >> yeah. >> jeff: it does leave my knows out. you'll never know if it was me sniffing you or not. [ laughter ] >> oh, god. yeah, that sounds like college, yeah. [ laughter ] >> jeff: really? >> yeah. >> jeff: where'd you go to college? >> i went to duke. >> jeff: duke? >> yeah. >> jeff: duke, duke, where's
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duke? >> it's in durham, north carolina. >> jeff: north carolina, very important state. what's the capital of north carolina? >> raleigh. >> jeff: i think that's correct. >> yeah. [ laughter ] >> jeff: and south carolina, i believe, is bismarck? is that possible? no, dakota. i used to know this when i was in school, a million years ago in the mean dynasty. you're fascinating. >> me? >> jeff: yes, you are. you're like the -- oh, no, no, why? oh, we're out of time. my next appointment is here. >> oh, okay. >> jeff: i'm like the dentist. i see you, and then i've got another person waiting. not really in this case. [ laughter ] but you didn't touch your water. >> oh, i -- >> jeff: you didn't touch your water. >> i'm going to drink it now. >> jeff: you must hydrate. stay hydrated. a man in your position. [ laughter ] hey, don't go crazy. what the heck is this? [ laughter ] i didn't say dhug a lug. i didn't say chug-a-lug.
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this is where we play -- you know that song "waters of march"? >> i don't. ♪ da da da ♪ ♪ da da da ♪ >> jeff: i love that song. >> i know it, i know it. >> jeff: we've done all we can here. if this hasn't saved the world, i don't know what will. >> i hope it does "hacks" is on max now. thank you, thank you. we're going to be right back with remi wolf. remi wolf, remi wolf!
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>> jeff: thanks, thank you so much to awkwafina and paul w. downs. "nightline" is next. but first, her album "big ideas" is out now. here with the song "toro." remi wolf! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ you look good in my hotel room ♪ ♪ steam in the shower singing sly wash your bone ♪ ♪ we're gonna need a little bit more soap ♪ ♪ fly to miami in the morning we better make this one count ♪ ♪ you're so heavy i'm horny and i'm not worried about the sound ♪ ♪ we're waking up the people down the hall you're a bull and i can't help but saying ♪ ♪ toro, toro and when they buzz me for the lobby call ♪ ♪ i don't show 'cause i'm too busy saying toro, toro ♪ ♪ just like a toreador just like a toreador ♪ ♪ putting the tray outside the door i want more ♪
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♪ i'm drooling like a rabid dog yeah, i'm screaming out baby, now hold me down ♪ ♪ give me what i want ♪ i fly to miami in the morning we better make this one count ♪ ♪ you're so heavy i'm horny ♪ ♪ and i'm not worried about the sound ♪ ♪ we're waking up the people down the hall you're a bull and i can't help but saying ♪ ♪ toro, toro and when they buzz me for the lobby call ♪ ♪ i don't show 'cause i'm too busy saying toro, toro the things we do are ♪ ♪ so deplorable horrible, yeah i'm too busy saying toro, toro ♪ ♪ just like a toreador
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just like a toreador i don't just like i adore ya ♪ ♪ just like a toreador huh-huh ♪ ♪ yeah, i can't help but saying toro, toro ♪ ♪ yeah, i can't help but saying toro toro ♪ ♪ yeah, i can't help but saying toro, toro ♪ ♪ i can't help but saying toro toro ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ this is "nightline." >> juju: tonight, stunning arrests in the death of matthew

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