the abc seven bay area connected tv app is available for apple tv, google tv, amazon fire tv and roku as well. download the app now and you can start streaming. >> all right. thank you for watching tonight. i'm ama daetz and i'm dan ashley for sandhya patel larry beil all of us here we appreciate your time right now. >> on jimmy kimmel it's guest host martin short and steve martin. >> have a >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live" with guest host, martin short! tonight -- steve martin, sienna miller,

bill hader and music from imagine dragons, with cleto and the cletones, and now, martin short! [ applause ] ♪ >> martin: oh, my god! thank you! [ cheering ] >> martin: i love you like family. thank you. thank you. thank you. you're very kind and very right. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host for the week, martin short. [ cheering ] jimmy isn't here. but was he ever really?

you know what i mean? there was always something missing behind his eyes. but jimmy needs a break. if there's anyone who deserves the summer off after working so hard all year, it's talk show hosts and teachers in that order. [ cheering ] i do love this show. i really do. i watch it every night. i'm sorry, sir. can i help you? >> guillermo: you're doing a great job. >> martin: we're talking. we're doing a talk show here. you can't have random people wandering off the street. especially if they look like a toy that you'd find under your christmas tree in the 1950s. >> marty, marty, marty. >> martin: what, what, what? >> keyboard player. that's guillermo. he is here every night. he is your sidekick for the week. all week. >> martin: oh, guillermo! yeah. [ cheers and applause ] oh, baby, come over here. >> guillermo: give me a hug. >> martin: doing a good job. that was a little too close. that scared me a little bit.

jimmy warned me about you, actually. guillermo, what would jimmy usually do right now? >> guillermo: he would be talking about donald trump. [ laughter ] >> martin: i guess, you can't go to outback steakhouse without ordering the bloomin' onions. so, donald trump says he's "close to announcing his running mate," and has reportedly narrowed it down to three people. it was four, but then o.j. died. what a choice trump has on his tiny little hands. there's doug burgum, the governor of north dakota. he once said he wouldn't do business with trump. doug burgum sounds like the name of your most annoying co-worker. oh, great, look who is calling, it's doug burgum from accounting. then we have senator marco rubio from florida, who called trump a

"con artist," or should we go with doormat #3? ohio senator j.d. vance, who said he thought trump was either "a cynical [ bleep ] like nixon" or "america's hitler." when have you ever said something like that about someone and then changed your mind? now even though trump knows who he's going to choose, he hasn't informed the winner yet. gosh, it's fun to have a secret, isn't it? i'm only here tonight because jimmy kimmel knows one of mine, [ laughter ] involving a hitchhiker on the 101 in 1982. trump is also gearing up for the big debate thursday, and he's trying to manage expectations with claims that joe biden will be on drugs. >> so, a little before debate time, he gets a shot in the ass, and that's -- they want to strengthen him up. so he comes out. he'll come out. okay. i say he'll come out all jacked up, right? all jacked up.

>> martin: yes, all jacked up on extra strength metamucil. [ laughter ] he's something, that trump. he says he wants them both to submit to a drug test before the debate. do you have any idea how long it takes to get a urine sample from men who are close to 80? i'm 74, and the only time i don't have to pee is when i'm peeing, so -- [ applause ] oh, that reminds me. steve martin is here tonight. [ cheering ] welcome back. [ cheering ] >> wow!

>> martin: hey, first of all -- [ cheers ] >> thank you. wow. [ cheers and applause ] >> i love you. you're standing on a star, and i'm standing on a piece of tape that looks like somebody put it there accidentally. >> martin: first of all, let me just say you're early. >> oh, right, no. >> martin: you look great because you smile. >> the makeup just fell off. i caught it. >> no, i was backstage. i'm so excited that you're host kimmel. i just wanted to get right out here as soon as possible and then get home. [ laughter ] >> martin: that's right. monday is meatloaf night at the senior center. i keep forgetting. >> you're doing great. i was watching the monologue. that's probably what they'll call it. [ laughter ] >> and hosting a network talk show is a very big deal. >> martin: it is. you know, when jimmy asked me to be his first guest host of

the summer, i was, i must admit, truly honored. >> and i was honored when jimmy asked me to be the first guest host, but i said no. [ laughter ] i said -- i said, you'll be able to find someone who will do it for scale. don't you worry. >> martin: well, i really do appreciate you being here, steve. there are very few people in this world that i truly admire, and steve martin is very close to being one of them. >> and i actually, i love marty. live -- he is one of the hardest working men in show business because it just doesn't come naturally to him. [ applause ] >> martin: thank you. >> by the way -- >> martin: that means a great deal, and i have to tell you what a joy it is to share a stage with someone who looks like he should be selling reverse mortgages. >> and let me tell you the joy it is for me to work with someone who looks like a former women's tennis champion. >> martin: thank you. thank you so much. >> you're welcome. >> martin: it's almost time for

the interview, so you better go yell at the staff one more time. >> yes, okay, great. >> martin: steve martin, everyone! [ cheering ] walk toward the light, steve, walk toward the light! [ applause ] >> martin: now, as grateful as i am to be hosting this show, i have a dermatologist appointment, and i just -- i can't move it this week. so, that's why i asked my best friend in the business, hollywood's top entertainment reporter jiminy glick to be my guest host on thursday night. [ cheering ] and jimmy has been doing some warm-up interviews to get ready, including this one with emmy winner bill hader. >> hello, i'm jimin glick, and

as part of my guest hosting duties on kimmel, i'm obligated to interview who they've prebooked. so i was hoping for an a-lister, but i'm thrilled to have you, bill hader. you are a prebook, but you're a wonderful spirit. how you? >> i'm good, i'm good. thank you. >> welcome. bill hader is not really a star's name, is it? >> no. >> like leo dicaprio captures you. bill hader sounds like a guy who would do inside windows. [ laughter ] but you've had an interesting career, haven't you? >> yes, i have. >> i don't know a great deal about it. i see that you haven't been through hair or makeup. that was a choice. >> yeah, i know. >> this is the new hollywood, the rebellion. why shower? >> why shower, that's true. >> and you rushed over here. you're staying at diddy's pool house? how is that going? >> it's -- no, i'm not at diddy's pool house. >> not anymore. >> not ever, never invited.

>> i get all the wrong information. >> no, i think you might have someone else's thing here. >> i want to know everything about bill hader. i want to know what makes you tick. but i don't want too much detail because i actually don't care. >> oh, okay. >> you started on "saturday night live." >> yes. my glasses keep falling down. >> who did you play? >> i played a lot of characters on the show. >> characters, characters. were you the guy who would eat the apple real frantically and he would climb on people? >> that's chris kattan. that's chris kattan. >> i love chris kattan. see, that's who i wanted to interview. >> oh. >> i wanted to interview chris kattan, because i'm a big fan of mango. [ laughter ] what is lorne michaels like? what does he smell like? >> mints, breath mints. >> yeah, i think it would be a combination of chicken piccata and silver dollars. [ laughter ] don't you think? just a combination of smells. i would like to know. you share a birthday with mike pence. >> i do? >> yes.

>> oh, no. >> june 7th. >> do you like mike pence? >> do i like your pants or mike pence? >> no, mike pence. you know, he is very religious? >> oh, yeah, i do know that. >> jesus wears a bracelet that says what would mike pence do. isn't that clever? i wrote that earlier. >> you wrote that? >> i was taking a shower, and i wrote it in the steam, and the next thing you know, it evaporated, so i had to go to my memory. it was very weird, and he is very pale. >> you're pale. >> he makes you look like a member of the wu-tang clan. oh, it's the show "barry." what's "barry" about? >> i play a hitman named barry who wants to be an actor. >> i've been mad at hbo, though. >> well, why is that? >> since they canceled "arliss." i mean, you cancel "arliss?"

i loved "arliss," and i thought hbo, what's your big deal? you're canceling "arliss" and putting on -- no offense -- >> "barry," yeah. >> "barry." it didn't make any sense. >> i hear that. >> so, have you gotten the dramatic thing out of your system, the boo-hooing, and are you going back to the funny voices? we want you to. [ laughter ] funny voices. >> they're what? they're appeal? >> appealing. i'll save that for later. i hate waste. i like to wash my face like a cat. >> yeah. >> willie mays just died. [ laughter ] i see you're choked up about it. do you hold any responsibility at all for his passing? very suspicious you're acting, very suspicious. >> no, no, no. that was a hard turn into willie mays dying.

that's just a -- >> but you like willie mays? >> i loved willie mays. >> i like willie mays too. >> you're a baseball fan? >> no, but here is the thing. why put an "s" in the word lisp? [ laughter ] it seems cruel and unnecessary, unnecessary cruelty. why do you think so many fat kids take up the tuba? >> i don't know. i've never thought about that. it is true, though. >> oh, it is true, dear. i remember talking to willie nelson about this, though he's a strange look. you know, you can get high just from the braids. he looked like the first of the mohicans. well, this has been so much fun. so thank you, bill hader. thank you. >> you keep grabbing my foot. >> here, eat that, and have that for later, and you know what? >> don't. >> you got to run. >> thank you. >> this is a nice outfit if

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[ cheers and applause ] >> martin: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm martin short. tonight a very talented actress. her new movie is called "horizon: an american saga chapter one." sienna miller is with us. [ cheers and applause ] and then later, they're playing four nights at the hollywood bowl, and their new album, "loom," comes out friday.

imagine dragons from the outdoor stage. [ cheers and applause ] you can also seem see imagine dragons on tour starts in camden, new jersey, while jimmy is off neglecting you. i'll be filling in this week with some fantastic guests including selena gomez, jane lynch, beck, and jelly roll. and on thursday night, jiminy glick will be hosting, with his guests with his guests melissa mccarthy and nick kroll, so i'm so excited about my first -- i will tell you, i must say, i'm so excited about my first guest tonight. you know, it is true. i'm always asked, "what's steve martin really like?" and i always say, "i don't know, you're his wife." you can see him co-star alongside me and selena gomez in "only murders in the building." [ cheering ] season 4 premieres august 27th on hulu. please welcome steve martin.

[ cheering and applause ] ♪ you look good! >> wow, this has got to be uncomfortable for you, because you're the host, and i'm your -- you have to interview me. >> martin: i know. >> your job is to make me look good, which you have never done in your life! >> martin: no, no, no. that isn't hard at all. first of all, you look -- that's a beautiful, beautiful suit. >> thank you. >> martin: because you've made money. [ laughter ] really, steve, everyone talks about this. it's true. you don't age. >> well, yes. >> martin: and that's the benefit of looking 70 since you were 30. but still. [ laughter ] >> well. >> well, i actually have a secret to not aging. >> martin: what is that? >> and it's this. you appear on a television show

once a year, because if you wait three years, the audience goes whoa, what happened? >> martin: really, it is amazing how you don't seem to change, because you're very pale, no, but usually, the pale, pasty people tend to age faster because you're white. >> i hear that. >> martin: at a michael buble concert in utah on a pickleball court. >> okay. [ laughter ] i'll tell you another thing about aging since that was our topic, but i've noticed -- i was -- we have to take photos a lot, publicity photos, and i noticed that the photographer would start going, steve, smile. would you smile? and i'm thinking, i am smiling. what are you talking about? i'm smiling. and then i realized as you age, your mouth tends to go down at the corners. so when you think you're

smiling, you're really just neutral. so you really have to hit it. to get the smile. >> martin: so that's your normal face. >> yeah, yeah. [ applause ] and i was watching tv the other day. there's a show, "vera." it's an english crime show. >> martin: you all know "vera." >> well, it starred brenda blethyn. >> martin: well, now you're talking. >> and she is an acknowledged actress. she has been nominated for academy awards and emmys and things, and it's been on for 12 seasons, and i watch it every season. so, i notice that season 13 was going to come on. so i start watching, and i go wow, the show is fantastic. it hasn't changed much. they've still got it, and look at brenda blethyn. she looks fantastic. and i'm watching and i thought, you know, i think she's got a face-lift. and i'm looking at her because she looks great. i'm thinking, where can i find her guy, because this is a great face-lift, and then i realized i was watching season 1. [ applause ]

>> martin: hey, you know what i want to talk about? >> what? >> martin: your documentary. >> oh, yes. it's called "steve," and we spent three years making it, and three seconds in naming it. [ laughter ] >> martin: i've not seen it. it's on apple. it's absolutely spectacular. it's in two parts. >> yes. >> martin: the first part steve looks old, and the second part he is old. [ laughter ] i love part 2 opens with you, it's so -- >> poaching eggs. >> martin: poaching eggs. >> well, this is something marty and i both love, poached eggs. >> martin: that's true. >> when we went on tour, we would check in into a hotel. we get different rooms, and we always judge the hotel by their poached eggs, and sometimes i'll post it on instagram, the poached eggs. so what i did was i found this egg poacher, and i'm not going to mention the brand, because it will look like i'm protest promoting something. but it was great. it plead great poached eggs.

>> martin: it's a plug-in. >> it's electric. i told marty, you got to try this egg poacher. he goes, i don't believe in -- no, never. one day i'm going to show you. i make the poached eggs, and they're perfect. and he goes, wow, this thing makes grated poached eggs. >> now, very important you put the right amount of water in, because if you put too much in, they come out hard. and too much, soft. i recommend 30 ccs. so i get them. i get him the egg poacher, and a week goes by. and i call him and go, how is the egg poacher doing? he goes, oh, my god, it's fantastic. these are the best poached eggs i've ever had. and another week goes by. still enjoying the egg poacher? threw it out. what? why did you throw it out? and he goes well, it stopped working. i opened it up, and it would be a mush there. so, i threw it out. i said well, how much water did you put in? he said water? [ applause ]

>> martin: not that bright, but we do have a shared passion for poached eggs. you know, look, this is when you're in your 20s, you send [ bleep ] pics. [ laughter ] when you're in your 70s, you send pictures of poached eggs. it's just different. by the way, i have 19 pictures of steve when on tour, how about these today? >> but also, as you age, [ bleep ] pics and poached eggs are the same thing. [ laughter ] oh, yeah. >> martin: this documentary is remarkable, and it's remarkable. the first part of watching you with a theory of what comedy should be. >> well, first of all, i got a very nice email from chris rock. he said i saw the documentary, and he said it was fabulous. but the real star -- i'm going,

wow, this is great -- is your house. so the first half is about my early stand-up days, which is the early 1970s. i would work places like the ice house in pasadena. it was just a folk club. i was 19 or 20. i wasn't very good. and one day i'm on, and i realize i'd been on for 20 minutes, and i had not gotten one laugh, and i thought why not go for the record? [ laughter ] so, i was able to complete the show with no laugh. >> martin: tell the story about auditioning for dean martin. >> oh, yes. dean martin had a summer television show, and i'm a young comedian, and i was going to audition. they had requested me to go audition, and the way it worked is the producer was greg garrison, and he had an assistant who watched you audition, and i would do my act for her, and then she would go in and do it for greg. [ laughter ] >> i didn't get it. i thought she wasn't very good, i guess. >> martin: i also loved -- i

loved the story about, first of all, anne, your wife. >> my wife is in the documentary. >> i don't tell the story in the documentary because it's lengthy. you'll realize how lengthy when i tell it here. >> martin: we'll be back with more of steve -- no. >> i remember the exact moment i fell in love with my wife. are you familiar with the ornithologist john james audubon? >> martin: yeah. [ laughter ] >> and he made prints of birds in the late 18th century and early 20th century. >> martin: no kidding. >> and he was a great master print maker. so we're in a taxi in new york city, and it's just turning dusk. and my wife looks out the window of the taxi and looks through an apartment window and sees a framed print and says, oh, it's the audubon print of the roseate spoonbill, and i thought, okay, i love her. [ applause ] so now i tell the story. [ applause ] i tell this story at a dinner at my house, and my wife is there,

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that's a smallie. that's a very small thing, because -- it's a -- i see. hey, a thankie for a hankie. [ applause ] >> martin: how much do we love selena gomez? >> selena is so fantastic and so good in the show. >> martin: so good in the show. >> she is like the sober counterbalance to you. >> martin: thank you. we just finished filming our fourth season, which will premiere on hulu august 27th. >> wow. oh, yeah, look at that. >> martin: look at that. look at that cast. eva longoria, selena gomez, eugene levy, steve martin, martin short and zach galifianakis. [ cheers and applause ] can we tell what the premise is? >> the premise is they're going to make a movie. the three of us have made to it hollywood, but they've cast other actors to play us. >> martin: that's right, so obviously eugene levy is playing

steve. and zach, and they say to eva at one point. this one joke makes me laugh. eva longoria in a party takes selena aside and say, you must wonder why they cast older with your character. the studio just thought it was just too creepy someone your age would hang around with those old guys. [ laughter ] >> you remember last year, last year we had meryl streep this year too. we had meryl streep this year. [ cheering ] >> and last year, the scene was that we're putting on a play. so, the scene is we're all sitting around a table read like they do in hollywood, and this is how good an actress meryl streep is. so she sits down, and we all open our scripts, and meryl says before i start, i just have to say, thank you so much for having me, and i love working with all you, and our show runner, john hoffman, said, well, meryl, we feel the same about you, and i said john, that's meryl's first line. [ laughter ]

>> martin: i remember the first day she was working, and selena was very excited, as we all were, and i said to selena, do you realize she has been nominated for 19 oscar nominations? and selena said huh-uh, 21. 21. now here is what -- you know, i do love you very much, as you know. >> aww, gee. >> martin: it's true, and i wonder, we've formed this great team, this partnership, and i'm wondering, we're like florida and a lower back tattoo. we go together, and i'm wondering -- >> why florida? i've never understood that. anyway, go ahead. >> martin: what do you mean? i just made it up. no, but i'm saying, why do you think it is that we -- >> well, you know, i thought this might come up. what i did, i was having lunch this afternoon. i wrote down a few of the things that i really, really love about you. >> martin: that is so funny, because i did the same thing. >> did you really? >> martin: i wrote some of the things i like about you. >> really? >> martin: shall we?

>> what's that? hey, your cocaine fell out. [ laughter ] all right then. >> martin: let's read some, shall we? >> sure. what i love about you, marty, is that you're always very, very kind to me and to whomever you meet. >> martin: well, that's lovely, because i love that you will pay the top dollar for clean urine. [ laughter ] >> i love that when we finish a show, you always come off and say, wow, steve, you were really good tonight. and i appreciate that. >> martin: okay, that actually brings me a little misty. i love how you have no problem walking up to women on the beach and circling their problem areas. [ laughter ] >> i love how marty can't pass

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[ cheers and applause ] >> martin: steve martin is with us! [ cheering ] >> martin: and music from imagine dragons is on the way. [ cheering ] our next guest is a terrific actress who stars in kevin costner's supersized western, "horizon: an american saga." >> get him out of here! >> go, go! >> come on, come on! now! move >> it's all right. [ applause ]

>> martin: "horizon: an american saga - chapter 1" opens in theaters friday, and chapter 2 is out on august 16th. please welcome sienna miller. [ applause ] ♪ >> hello. hoping for a doll face from steve. >> that looks like a great movie. i'm excited about that. lovely to meet you. >> it's funny that you say lovely to meet me. actually, we've met. woe both met. >> good! good one! good start, huh? >> i met you as well. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> of course, i remember. it was at the emmy luncheon. >> nope, no. [ laughter ] >> i met you both.

i had this horrible experience. do you remember dimitri at the sunset tower? >> oh, yeah. >> the sweetest man, the greatest man in the world who i think has a really fancy place. and i think he had a tactic i learned afterwards of thinking there is a somewhat person and two very famous people and i want them to meet. so he came up to me and said, marty short and steve martin want to meet you. and i died a thousand deaths. obviously icons. so i come up to your table, and i'm beside myself, and i say hi. and i stand there, and you're both like -- hi. >> well, we were on a date. >> interruptus. >> he did that with me with benedict cumberbatch. >> dying to meet you. >> yes, huge fan, huge fan. you're both who are you, you crazy person? >> has he ever sent someone over to you?

>> yeah, then i saw a few years later poor lionel richie coming up to my table looking, you know, happy, which was exciting, but i was the same. i was mid-pasta, and then i got it. i got it. he had been dimitri'd, and it was lovely. >> martin: how did you -- it was so hilarious you on "curb your enthusiasm" this season. [ applause ] >> martin: and, larry, you know we know. hey, what? shut up. we know larry well. >> yeah. >> martin: how did that happen? >> it was the most random thing. i was at the "vanity fair" party. all of my parties sound xi shi-shi. but i also slum it.

i was at the sunset tower and then at the "vanity fair." >> do you ever go any place that's not fans any? >> never, never. i'm here, aren't i? [ laughter and applause ] [ applause ] >> no, so i was at the "vanity fair" party, and granted, i'd been to the dinner thing before and had a few martinis. i'm going to put it mildly. and then there is larry david. i'm a huge fan of the show. i saw him by the bar. my boyfriend and i ran up. and i love you, i love you. i think you're the most fantastic, incredibly effusive, and he was just taking it in, and i think i was very over the top. and a couple months later i get this call, will you come and do "curb" and you're in love with me? >> of course, he thought you were flirting with him. >> he was looking at me, and he was like, what if in a parallel universe. i had the best time. >> it's hilarious, because the premise is you go on a date. >> yeah. >> martin: he doesn't think your acting is perfect in a film set he visits and suggests -- >> no, i'm only good at acting, he notices, when i'm eating fruit. it's the most random. okay. and also, as you i know, you've done the show, there is no script. >> martin: there is no script. >> and i do really sad films,

and i'm done with it. i'm done with it. all i want to do is go to work and laugh. anyway, this premise came up. you're only a good actor when you're eating fruit, which was ridiculous and hysterical. >> you want to do more comedy? comedy is more fun, isn't it? >> i'm just realizing. [ applause ] >> i always think if you do a comedy, that cuts to you and you have to do, i don't even know. but if you do drama, you go, and you get an award. [ laughter ] >> so you're saying comedy is harder? >> yeah, that's what he is saying. >> martin: so, this costner film is not just an epic. >> yes. >> martin: it's "gone with the wind" times four. tell us a little bit about it. >> well, i get this call from kevin costner, which is exciting enough because i'm a child of the '90s. and he says, you know, i'm doing these projects. i get four scripts on my desk. the desk breaks. they're incredibly big and dense and heavy, and we have this chat, and i'm so excited because it's kevin costner.

he is a legend, and at the end, he says sienna, have i one question for you. and i said, yes, kevin. will you go west with me? yes, i was, like, woo! i would go to mars and back. >> martin: at least it wasn't south. >> wow. [ applause ] >> martin: you're working blue. >> we're all in blue. >> martin: that's true. you got the memo. >> anyway, it's an incredible epic. he is basically, he is obsessed with that time in history. what is the origin of the america that we know today. >> it's the civil war. >> it's set during the civil war. but it's not very civil war-y. it's about the frontier. >> it's about the frontier. the development of the frontier. >> thank you, steve. >> martin: so there are two parts, but there are going to be four parts? >> we've shot two of them, and yeah, and he has three and four, yeah. >> martin: all right. well, sienna miller, thank you. >> thanks for having me.

>> martin: "horizon: an american saga - chapter 1" opens in theaters friday, and chapter 2 is out on august 16th. we'll be right back with imagine dragons. [ cheers and applause ]

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>> martin: that's all the time we have. i want to thank steve martin and sienna miller and bill hader. live "nightline," is next, but first their album "loom" comes out friday. here with the song "eyes closed," imagine dragons! [ cheering ] ♪ ♪ i'm back from the dead from the back of my head ♪ ♪ been gone and facin' horrors that should never be said ♪ ♪ the wrath and the grit from the pit of despair ♪ ♪ been takin' every whip and word ♪ ♪ i've never been spared they say tomorrow's never promised ♪ ♪ honest, they say that angels are among us ♪

♪ lock me up in a maze oh turn out ♪ ♪ turn out the lights oh oh oh oh ♪ ♪ i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ lock me up inside a cage just throw away the key don't worry 'bout me ♪ ♪ i was drivin' in my car throwin' up my hands put it in coast ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ less medications less manifestations ♪ ♪ mantras meditation throw it all away ♪ ♪ all the places i've been all the blood that i've bled ♪ ♪ i've been broken down and beat up but i still get ahead ♪ ♪ all the tasteless embraces and the tasteless two faces ♪ ♪ killed and resurrected 'cause i'll never be dead ♪ ♪ they say tomorrow's never promised honest ♪ ♪ yeah they say piranhas are

among us ♪ ♪ lock me up in a maze oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ lock me up inside a cage just throw away the key ♪ ♪ don't worry 'bout me i was drivin' in my car throwin' up my hands ♪ ♪ put it in coast i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could i could do this with my eyes ♪ ♪ and when the day broke buried in violence ♪ ♪ somethin' made my mind up i will spend these days as an island ♪ ♪ alone and far away lock me up in a maze ♪ ♪ oh maze turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i was born i was raised for this ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh turn out the lights ♪

♪ lock me up inside a cage oh just throw away the key ♪ ♪ don't worry 'bout me i was drivin' in my car throwin' up my hands ♪ ♪ put it in coast i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ oh turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ oh oh oh i could i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ ♪ turn out turn out the lights ♪ ♪ i could i could do this with my eyes closed ♪ [ cheers and applause ] this is nightline. >> tonight, only fans, teachers making headlines for t