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and music from pepe aguilar. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rupaul! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: wow! wow! hey! hi! welcome to "jimmy kimmel live." [ cheers and applause ] thank you, thank you. i'm your guest host rupaul. and i am sad to say, this is my last night hosting. [ audience: moaning ] i know, i know, we're all sad that jimmy's coming back. [ laughter ] guillermo is devastated. [ laughter ] guillermo, be honest. be honest, and you don't have to hurt my feelings. who has been the best guest host?
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>> guillermo: you, of course. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> rupaul: very sweet, so sweet. guillermo, i bet you say that to all the 7-foot drag queens. [ laughter ] i've had so much fun this week. as a token of my appreciation, i've decided to buy one of these for everyone who works on the show. and i swear, this is a real product being advertised on tv. >> he's here. everyone's favorite fish. trumpy trout. trumpy trout is an animatronic talking fish with a big personality. watch his fins flap and his large mouth move as he makes speech after speech in high-fidelity sound. mount him to your wall or use the built-in stand to display him proudly on your desk. >> i'm building a new pond, and the bass will pay for it. >> don't miss your chance to hook the greatest fish of all-time.
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>> i am the greatest trout, and there is no doubt. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: whoo! all right! [ cheers and applause ] wow. watch out, fleshlight, there's a new sheriff in town. [ laughter ] you know, donald trump has said so much crazy stuff this week, it's been hard to keep track of it all. so we slowed him down to half speed for tonight's edition of "drunk donald trump." [ tape playing slowly ] >> let's see, there's a hundred, there's 59 dollars, bing, bing, bing, bing, stop, stop, stop, we don't want it to off. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: well. to be fair, it didn't make sense when he was sober, either. [ laughter ] now, tonight was the big finale of the democratic national convention in chicago. the theme for tonight was "for
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our future." which is vastly different from the theme of the republican convention which was, "do you all remember the late, great hannibal lecter"? [ laughter ] the big surprise last night was oprah gave a speech. [ cheers ] she was great, she was great. but whoever was working the camera made a very unfortunate choice when they cut away to the crowd. >> we are not so different from our neighbors. when a house is on fire, we don't ask about the homeowner's race or religion. we don't wonder who their partner is or how they voted. no. we just try to do the best we can to save them. and if the pace -- place happens to belong to a childless cat lady? [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] >> rupaul: that lady's cats are going to get an earful tonight. [ laughter ]
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so kamala harris has officially accepted her party's nomination tonight -- [ cheers and applause ] and laid out -- yes. and laid out her vision for the nation. and she got me so inspired, i went ahead and wrote an entire campaign platform. because i have ideas that i think would really resonate with america. you guys want to hear them? [ cheers and applause ] okay, great. great. give me an intro. >> ladies and gentlemen of the democratic national convention -- please give a warm welcome to the honorable rupaul! [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: thank you. my fellow americans, friends, romans, countrymen, lend me your
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earrings. [ laughter ] mamala and i have a plan to make this country more -- well, it's a word that we use on "drag race" that i can't say on abc. [ laughter ] but it sounds like "cunning." [ cheers and applause ] and "contest" and "contagious." you get the picture. [ laughter ] first and foremost, i say we disband the supreme court. the only supreme who can tell me what to do is diana ross! [ cheers and applause ] i'm going to implement a program called "you better work." [ cheers and applause ]
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i'm talking about jobs. white collar, blue collar, hand, rim. [ cheers and applause ] and while we're at it, let's rename all those boring states. from now on, north and south dakota will be known as mary-kate and ashley. [ cheers and applause ] north carolina and south carolina will be renamed macaroni and cheese. [ cheers and applause ] and on the world stage, it's time drag is officially recognized as an olympic sport! [ cheers and applause ] every country will participate
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except australia. y'all know what you did. [ cheers and applause ] and when somebody sings the national anthem at a ball game, they will be legally required to end their performance by doing the splits. because when that singer's cho cho hits the turf, you'll be like, damn, this is the home of the brave. [ cheers and applause ] we're going to fill the entire cabinet with contestants from "drag race." that's right. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. because vladimir putin wouldn't last a minute in a room with kandy muse. [ cheers and applause ] i mean -- i mean, who could? this is the moment to decriminalize marijuana. [ cheers and applause ] and to finally criminalize
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barefoot bitches on planes. [ cheers and applause ] and ensure medicare covers essentials like waxing, anal bleaching, and labial rejuvenation. [ cheers and applause ] yes. representation matters! representation matters! [ cheers and applause ] [ audience: reputation matters ] and i think we can all agree, it's time to actually put chocolate milk in the nation's drinking fountains. like every student body president has promised, but i'm the only bitch who can make it happen! [ cheers and applause ]
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so let us unite as a country. no more labels like liberal, conservative, red state, blue state. every american shall simply be addressed as "girrrrl!" [ cheers and applause ] you run into your local mayor? "hey, girl." a firefighter who just saved your life? "thanks, girl." you watch donald trump lose the election? "bye, girl." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ so y'all need to do your part and register at vote.gov. god bless america and the republic for which it stands! [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show for you tonight. gold medal winner gabby thomas is here. we've got music from pepe aguilar.
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>> rupaul: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live." i'm rupaul. now tonight, olympic gold medalist gabby thomas is with us. [ cheers and applause ] then later, later, one of the biggest latin artists of all-time. his album is called -- help me, guillermo. >> guillermo: "que llueva tequila." pepe aguilar! [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: music from pepe aguilar. [ cheers and applause ] our first guest is a talented swedish actor -- he'd be a talented actor even if he wasn't swedish -- who stars in the latest adaptation of the graphic novel "the crow," take a look. ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪
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♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: wow. "the crow" opens in theaters tomorrow. please welcome bill skarsgard! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ wow. that looks fun. that looks fun. you know, it looks like you were about to shave with that sword. you know, there are electric razors. >> i heard, i've heard. >> rupaul: yes, yes. now, we said swedish actor. i love sweden. >> do you? >> rupaul: yeah, i love -- i love the music that comes out of sweden. okay, are you more ace of base or abba? >> abba.
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[ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: you're more abba. why do you think swedes write such great pop music? why do you think that is? >> um -- i don't know. it's -- it's very dark and cold up north. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: so you've got to sort of pop it up? >> you have to pop it up a little bit, yeah. >> rupaul: i was there in the summertime, and it was lovely. >> it's amazing in the summer. >> rupaul: do you sing? >> in the shower. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: uh-huh. what is your go-to shower song? >> that's for me and the shower. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: okay. so, now, "the crow" is -- it looks dark. do you play a lot of dark and scary roles? are you -- is that who you are? [ laughter ] >> on the inside. >> rupaul: on the inside. >> yes, yes. very much so.
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>> rupaul: yeah. >> no, i don't know. i don't know. i get this question a lot. you know. i think it's partly me drawn to darkness, or dark characters, and dark characters drawn to me. then we kind of meet in the middle. >> rupaul: well, i'm a dark character, and i'm drawn to you. [ cheers and applause ] >> let's meet in the middle. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: so listen, we do have something in common. we both put on a lot of makeup and get in front of cameras. [ cheers and applause ] i mean, you are in full drag in this photo. >> yeah. >> rupaul: yeah, yeah. tell me, what's it like for you to act with all that stuff on? >> um -- it's quite freeing. you know?
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i think that when you -- especially when you play a character like that or -- >> rupaul: that's pennywise. >> that's pennywise, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] and, you know, before you take the makeup, put the makeup on, you feel like a complete crazy person. >> rupaul: you telling me? [ laughter ] >> that's right. but once you get it on, you feel like you can, you know -- explore the ranges. >> rupaul: hello! >> hello! [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: that's right. taste the rainbow. >> yes. >> rupaul: yes, yes. >> how long does it take for you to get into the -- >> rupaul: that's for me and the shower to know. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] now, i've seen you in movies before. you can act really crazy up in them movies. [ laughter ] where does that come from? how do you draw that out? do they ever say, "oh, way too scary"? >> um -- no. no [ laughter ]
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>> rupaul: no? >> it's usually -- the scarier and crazier it is, the better, it seems. >> rupaul: okay, all right. now, in this -- in the clip we just saw, you've got these tattoos. those aren't -- are they real tattoos? >> no. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: no. they've done so well with fake tattoos, it's crazy. >> yeah. >> rupaul: how long did it take for you to get all those tattoos on? >> an hour and a half. >> rupaul: that's not so bad. >> no, no. >> rupaul: and these are things like the kids -- years ago we used to have the things you put water on. is it like that? >> it is like that, yeah. but you know, i guess a little bit more permanent. but yeah. now we have this game. i always try to encourage the makeup team to get me out of the chair as quick as possible. >> rupaul: uh-huh? >> so one guy here, one guy here putting them on. then i would have them compete over each other. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: to see who could do
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it the fastest? >> the fastest. and that's -- oh, competition. >> rupaul: yeah. >> it works. >> rupaul: now, you come from an acting dynasty. we all, you know, know your father's work and your brother's work. is there a competition amongst you all? for who gets more awards, who gets more money? >> yes, of course. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: yeah, there is. >> yeah. >> rupaul: do you see them often? >> yeah, all the time. >> rupaul: and do they live over here in america, or are they still in sweden? >> still or back in sweden. at the moment, i think we're all in stockholm for the first time in quite some time, which is great. >> rupaul: and so how often -- you have to come over here to audition? do you -- >> to meet you? [ laughter ] >> rupaul: to meet me, of course. to promote movies and stuff like that. but -- your brothers. and father. >> and father. >> rupaul: the competition. how does it manifest?
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>> in all honesty, i don't think that there's a lot of competition, you know? we try to be a very supportive family. >> rupaul: you said that very swedish. [ laughter ] you had a swedish accent when you said that. >> i try to be very supportive. [ laughter ] yeah, no. yeah. no, but we do, we do. >> rupaul: yeah. >> i don't think -- i don't think -- like inner-family competition is necessarily very healthy. >> rupaul: well -- >> when we get drunk enough, that's when it all comes out. >> rupaul: yeah, yeah. now in a minute we're going to bring out your costar from "the crow," fka twigs. you know, a movie like this, it hinges on the chemistry between the two actors, and you all have chemistry. were you worried that maybe you wouldn't have chemistry? >> yeah. yeah. i don't think the movie would have worked at all. so -- so yeah, i was incredibly
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: welcome back. joining us next, a singer/songwriter and actress who plays this man's lover in "the crow." please welcome fka twigs. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] hello! now, of course, we call you twigs. >> yes. >> rupaul: we call you twigs. now, i know you from -- you were a judge on "drag race." >> yes. >> rupaul: you were wonderful. i think what happened, i met you at a party and the next day, i said, "hey, can you come on?" the next day you were there. >> i did, yeah. >> rupaul: was it what you
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expected it would be? >> it was colder in the studio. >> rupaul: i have to keep it very cold, because i've got things that are taped, pulled, snatched, cinched, painted, so nothing can move. you filmed in prague. was it cold when you did this? >> we did it in the summer so it was beautiful. >> rupaul: in the summer? >> beautiful and warm. >> rupaul: i've never been to prague before. >> it's stunning. it's a really amazing, gothic city. lots of beautiful architecture. an amazing underground of techno music and warehouses. >> rupaul: oh, so you did -- after work, you went out and partied? >> i did, yeah. >> rupaul: really? >> i did, yeah. >> rupaul: bill, did you party also? >> no. [ laughter ] >> i did invite you, but i never got you out. >> no, yeah, i was working out and eating a lot of steak. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: how were you able to party? you film during the day. how are you able to -- you're still very young, i guess. >> i'm young, and i guess like -- i'm just obsessed with alternative culture and subculture.
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to be somewhere brand-new i've never been, that kind of amazing east block warehouse, raves, techno, kids, i couldn't resist. >> rupaul: somebody told me that inspired your new album. what's the name of the album coming out? >> "eusexua." >> rupaul: wait, what? >> "eusexua." >> rupaul: you know there's an ointment for that. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] no, yeah -- you turn into your father, eventually. and that's where i am, yeah, yeah. [ laughter ] so the music is inspired by the techno rave scene of prague? >> it is. >> rupaul: that sounds fascinating. sounds like my days in new york. [ laughter ]
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so before you came out, we were talking with bill about the chemistry you guys have. i've seen you on screen together, and it looks really, really good. is it natural? or can you manufacture that kind of chemistry? >> um -- [ laughter ] i mean, i think we just got along really well, didn't we? >> yeah. >> just very natural, i can't explain it. that's also funny. i was saying before i was actually -- [ laughter ] >> is that funny? >> i was raised by swedes. randomly, my mom's friend's family helped raise me when i was young. so i had many a swedish christmas. so i think just culturally, i understood. >> yeah. >> what was going on. >> rupaul: you're saying bill is funny. bill's been very kind of coy with us. [ laughter ] >> for me and the shower. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> rupaul: no, how many films
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have you made? >> um -- i'm currently filming my fourth. so i've left my fourth one to come and do this amazing press tour, and i'm going back in a couple of days. >> rupaul: well, okay. so -- okay, so we know you as a singer, dancer, and now you're venturing off into film. what area do you enjoy the most? >> i just love expressing myself. you know, anything that -- any place in the arts where i feel i can do me and sort of change the cultural dna or make people question things or just find a guttural expression, i'm there. >> rupaul: i love it. you know, i saw a fashion show where you performed at the fashion show while the models are doing their thing. and cher was there. >> yes. >> rupaul: were you thinking the whole time, oh my gosh, cher is right there! >> there is -- actually really interesting, because i'm not easily fazed. i was the singer at the box, you know the box in london and new york.
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in my early 20s i'd go on stage, queen latifah would be there, george clooney, all these huge stars. this is when i was baby twigs. it takes a lot to faze me. i have to say, when i saw cher, i sang a bum note. >> rupaul: wait. you sang a bum note? >> i saw her, the note came out, and it was wrong. >> rupaul: but you know, it's just interesting how life throws you these curveballs. what was the most difficult part of doing "the crow"? >> um -- >> rupaul: did you guys -- did you guys slip each other the tongue? [ laughter ] bill? >> that's for the shower. [ laughter ] this is code word now for everything. most difficult -- you didn't like being underwater. >> i didn't like being underwater. for me personally, i really don't like being underwater. for me, personally, i think it
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was -- it wasn't difficult, but it's a stamina thing. you know, for me when i do music video or music projects, it's for a few days. you know, i'll shoot a music video for three days. films are months. >> rupaul: how long did this one take? >> bill did three months, i think i did two. >> something like that, 3 1/2, yeah. >> i did just over two. every day, we're shooting nights, so the hours are bananas. you're sometimes up at 4:00 a.m., going to set. it's just the stamina. but there's something really amazing about being an asset to the collective in the sense that you have to be in a good mood. you have to be there. you have to be present. it's not really about you or how you're feeling, it's about -- like submitting to the cause. >> rupaul: yeah. >> it's an amazing thing to learn for me, because being a musician, you do a show, it's two hours, you leave it all on the stage. you know, and then you leave. but this is every day. >> rupaul: well, the movie looks great. thanks, bill.
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room tonight? >> if these guys get back in the white house, they'll start jacking. [ bleep ] on the middle class. >> [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. [ bleep ], [ bleep ]. >> [ bleep ] you, joe. [ bleep ] you, joe. >> [ bleep ] you, kamala. >> all these young leaders, much of them are coming up after me. they [ bleep ] better, they [ bleep ] better. >> we're all americans. together, let's all [ bleep ]. kamala harris! >> there's the childish nicknames. the crazy conspiracy theories. this weird obsession with [ bleep ] sizes. >> who's going to tell him, who's going to tell him that the [ bleep ] he's currently [ bleep
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: welcome back. music from pepe aguilar is coming up. first, our next guest just won three gold medals at the paris olympics. please welcome, from the u.s. track and field team, one of the world's fastest women, gabby thomas! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: oh, my gosh. you are gorgeous. now listen, i want to start here. because they gave me this picture of you running. and mama, you are in full drag. [ laughter ] in this picture, you have got nails. you've got some foundation on. you've got your hair did.
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now, how can you run so glamorously? >> let me tell you, ru, a big part of track and field, anyone who watches track, if you've ever done track and you are a sprinter, a big part of our culture is how you look and how you style yourself for the race. if you look good, you feel good, you run good. >> rupaul: amen. [ cheers and applause ] yes, yes. >> so that is -- it's a big part of our racecraft. you do all of it. you do the mental check, the physical check, make sure you look good. >> rupaul: did flo-jo change the game? is she responsible for that? >> absolutely. florence griffith joyner. she is a legend. [ cheers and applause ] and i really do think that she changed the game. she empowered us, she inspired us. we watch her run, and she puts on a show. and people want to see her compete because she has the nails, she has the hair done. her uniforms were fabulous. >> rupaul: she had the one-leg thing.
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>> exactly, exactly. >> rupaul: yes. >> so i think we all kind of channel that energy when we're on the track. >> rupaul: i love that. and it just gets passed down? do people say, "girl, you're going to have to get your nails done"? [ laughter ] >> i love that you said that. i love that. because that is what american women -- that's what we do. i think when people see us come to the track, they know we're going to bring that. there are other countries who do it well, too, but i think the usa women, we really bring it. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: yeah. so -- with no shade, but who are the top three and who are the bottom three countries? [ laughter ] okay, okay. america's number one. america, number one! [ cheers and applause ] who's next? >> i'm going to give it to jamaica. >> rupaul: okay, all right. >> give to it jamaica. and the british women. >> rupaul: and the british women, okay, all right. >> in a different way, a very classy, makeup is very nice,
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hair is lathed, beautiful. >> rupaul: okay. don't say it out loud, but just show me with your eyes. who is the worst country? show me with your eyes. >> hm. >> rupaul: uh-huh. uh-huh, okay. that's what i thought. that's what i thought. okay, look. we have your three gold medals with us right now. [ cheers and applause ] wow. wow. can i touch them? >> please. >> rupaul: okay. now, how did you get them back through customs? [ laughter ] what did you -- how did you get them out of the -- paris and all that? >> so -- these medals do not leave my sight. these are my babies. so i don't put them in my suitcase that i check. i carry them on with me. and they are almost always stopped at the tsa check. >> rupaul: yeah, of course. >> it's almost kind of fun,
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because it's a little moment, you get to flex a little bit. "what are these?" "oh, just my gold medals." [ laughter ] >> rupaul: now, okay, so i know you have a silver and a bronze. have you forgotten all about them? [ laughter ] >> yeah, you know, i could have brought them, too, now that you mention it. >> rupaul: they're in a drawer somewhere now? >> they are, they are. [ laughter ] the forgotten stepchild, yes. >> rupaul: okay. so, now, where are you from? >> originally from atlanta. >> rupaul: from atlanta! [ cheers ] i lived in atlanta. and where do you live now? >> i live in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: why austin? >> i moved there right after graduating in 2019 to train. they have a really great sprint training group there with my coach, tonja buford-bailey, also a three-time olympian. the group is just incredible. >> rupaul: hold up. you're still training? does that mean you're going to be in l.a. in 2028? >> that's the plan. [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ]
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>> rupaul: girl. girl. oh, my goodness. wow. and i see your mama over there. hey, mama. [ cheers and applause ] oh, my god. i can't imagine what it's like for a parent to take so much time, so much devotion. what do you want to say to your mother for all -- and it paid off. >> well, mom, i want to thank you so much for forcing me to do track and field. [ laughter ] so, thank you. you knew what you were doing. >> rupaul: because you had a choice? why did you choose -- why did you choose track and field? >> so, i originally chose softball. i wanted to do it with my friends. track and field was not my first love, soccer was. all my friends were doing softball, so i signed up. my mom had another idea. you know about black households. you don't get to talk back. she had made that decision for me. she said, track and field.
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she signed me up. i showed up to present that first day, and i never looked back. >> you're welcome, baby girl. [ cheers and applause ] always listen to your mother. >> rupaul: oh, my gosh, oh, my gosh. so, what advice would you have for up-and-coming athletes who really want to emulate your success? >> i would say that it's really important to put yourself in uncomfortable situations. to push yourself and challenge yourself and put yourself in environments where people are better than you. and you might have self-doubt, you might have moments where your confidence feels shaky, but that means that you're doing something right. so you keep working, you keep pushing, and the sky's the limit. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: i love that. i love that. that's beautiful. yeah. wow. 2028. so obviously you're going to be training until 2028. but what else are you doing? what do you have your eye on? acting or sportscasting or what else interests you? >> right now, i'm really
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interested in health care. before i became a professional track athlete, i was studying neurobiology at harvard, and i wanted to go to medical school. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: wait a minute, you were studying neurobiology at harvard? >> i was, yes. and then track and field kind of had other plans for me. so when i moved to austin, i got my master's in public health at the university of texas. and now i work at a volunteer health care clinic in austin, texas. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: you have a master's degree? [ cheers and applause ] a master's degree. it's amazing. i -- i -- the world's got to look out for you, because you are something special. >> thank you. >> rupaul: thank you, gabby, for everything. [ cheers and applause ] and from america, thank you. up next, music from pepe aguilar after this. >> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by
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tequila don julio's summer of mexicana.
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>> lou: the "jimmy kimmel live" concert series is presented by tequila don julio's summer of mexicana.
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>> rupaul: oh, my gosh. guillermo, i'm going to miss you so much. >> guillermo: me too. i'm going to miss you doing a great job. such a good person. you have a good heart. and -- yes, and i'm going to miss you. everybody's going to miss you. and you're doing a wonderful job. >> rupaul: thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. i've had so much fun. you guys have treated me so well. i love it here. what are you going to tell jimmy when he gets back? >> guillermo: i'm going to tell him, "jimmy, rupaul was fantastic, he was great. next time, take four months off." [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] [ rim shot ] >> rupaul: okay, i love you. now listen, i want to thank bill skarsgard, fka twigs, and gabby thomas. "nightline" is next, but first, closing out the summer of mexicana with his album -- guillermo, help me out -- >> "que llueva tequila."
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here with the song, pepe aguilar! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ [ speaking spanish ] >> you can dance to this, right? let's do it! hey, hey, hey, hey! ♪ ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ]
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♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪
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[ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ singing in spanish ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]
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