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have a wonderful holiday weekend. stay safe. have fun. right now on jimmy kimmel, guest host is rupaul. good night >> lou: from hollywood, it's "jimmy kimmel live." with guest host rupaul. tonight -- maya rudolph, the finalists from "rupaul's drag race," and music from tommy richman. with cleto and the cletones. and now, rupaul. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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>> rupaul: hey! [ cheers and applause ] welcome, welcome. aww. welcome to "jimmy kimmel live!" i'm your guest host, rupaul. [ cheering ] thank you. now, i am the last guest host before jimmy comes back from vacation. you know, in the drag world, when your jimmy goes on vacation, that's called tucking. [ laughter ] [ applause ] thank you. i'll be here all night. and boy, oh, boy, we have plenty to tuck about tonight, child. the three top finalists from "rupaul's drag race" are here. yeah. [ cheering and applause ]
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i can't wait. you know, drag is an unbelievable form of self-expression. it says, "i am who i am, and it also says i'm a fully realized whore named cupcake." "you got some money for me?" [ applause ] by the way, i'd like to con-drag-ulate my drag race family. our show was just renewed for its 17th season and got nominated for ten emmys. [ cheers and applause ] i love it. i love my job. [ cheers and applause ] and i love being nominated for awards. but that's not really why i do it. i do it for the money. [ laughter ] i do it for the money.
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guillermo, you also do it for the money too, right? >> guillermo: yeah, i love money, of course! [ laughter ] >> rupaul: hey, baby, how was your weekend? >> guillermo: it was great. i didn't do anything. >> rupaul: that's my kind of weekend. i spent the weekend watching this video of a very demure tiktoker named jools lebron. >> my makeup for work, very demure, very mindful. i don't come to work with a green cut crease or look like a clown when i go to work. i don't too much. i'm very mindful when i'm at work. see how i look very presentable? the way i came to the interview is the way i go to the job. a lot of you girls go to the interview looking like imagine simpson and looking like selma. not demure. i'm very modest, i'm very mindful. you see my shirt? only a little chichi out. not my chocho. be mindful of why they hired you. here is your reality check, diva. what is the name you like me to make it out to?
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[ laughter ] [ applause ] >> rupaul: you know, that tiktok has been viewed over 33 million times. and i love it so much, i asked jools to come and be on the show. i tracked her down, and here she is tonight. [ cheering and applause ] so jools, j jools, how am i doing so far? >> very demure, very mindful. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: okay. tell me, what was going on when you recorded that tiktok? >> well, apparently the trauma that comes from working a retail job gets to you that you start saying demure on the internet. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: where do you work? can you say? >> mariano's grocery store in illinois. very cutesy, very demure >> rupaul: what does demure mean to you? >> i feel like demure is a mind-set.
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i used to be crazy and out of control, and then i found some demurity and along with that came success. >> rupaul: demurity? >> demurity is my purity. [ applause ] >> rupaul: a lot of celebrities, have done the demure video, including myself. who was the most surprising to you? >> i think j. lo, because she finally revealed what that orange drink from the block was. >> rupaul: what was it? >> demure. [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> rupaul: all right. what do you think of my look tonight? am i showing enough chichi and not enough chocho? [ laughter ] >> rupaul: the chocho appears to be tucked but chichis are out. i think it looks very demure. >> rupaul: would you point on guillermo where the chocho is? [ laughter ] >> i'd like to remain demure, please.
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[ laughter ] >> guillermo: thank you, thank you. thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you. [ applause ] >> rupaul: okay. jools, has anyone reached out to you to give a speech at the dnc yet? >> they actually have, but unfortunately, i had a wig appointment. so -- [ laughter ] >> rupaul: oh, yes, a wig appointment. okay. i know a little something about that. well, thank you for being here, jools. give jools a big hand. [ cheering and applause ] >> thanks, guys. >> rupaul: she's gorgeous. now of course the big story this week is the democratic convention in chicago. president biden's speech was the main event tonight. they decided to have biden speak on monday, in hopes that he'd be done by thursday. [ laughter ] kamala and the democrats will lay out their vision for america
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this week, and donald trump has also been laying out his vision for america. >> she said kamala has one big advantage. she is a very beautiful woman. but i say i am much better looking than her. [ laughter ] i think i'm much better looking. much better. i'm a better looking person than kamala. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: okay. let me ask an expert about this. jools, would you say he's more demure, mindful, or cutesy? [ laughter ] >> i'd like to remain demure again. >> rupaul: good answer. good answer. now, people always complain that the news is too depressing, but that's not at all true. it's also too damn straight is what it is. [ laughter ] i mean, come on. sports, traffic, weather, who cares? which brings us to a new edition
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blasting glitter? y'all trynna colonize mars or fire island, honey? [ laughter ] that planet's gonna be gayer than the pool staff at nathan lane's beach house. [ laughter ] careful what you wish for, ladies, because the queens are about to put the "ass" inta nasa. [ cheers and applause ] "deadpool & wolverine" just became the highest-grossing r-rated movie of all time. in gayer news -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: and that "r" stands for rrrrr! wolverine, you can dig your claws into me any time. baby, i took one look at that aussie bossy, and my eucalyptus
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went bing boomerang. let's just say, i vege-might. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] and finally, jimmy kimmel has announced he will not host next year's oscars. the academy is still looking for an emcee with hosting experience, pop culture knowledge, and a love of entertainment. in gayer news -- i'm right here, bitch. [ cheers and applause ] and that is "gayer news." [ cheers and applause ] we've got a great show for you tonight. the top three finalists from "rupaul's drag race" are here. [ cheers and applause ] we have music from tommy richman. and we'll be right back with maya rudolph. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: welcome back to "jimmy kimmel live," i'm rupaul. tonight, the finalists from season 16 of "rupaul's drag race" are with us. [ cheering ] yes.
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then later, a highly talented artist with a song that just went to number one, it's called, "million dollar baby." music from tommy richman will be here. [ cheering ] and listen, i will be hosting all week long. and my guests include colman domingo, diane lane, sanaa lathan, fka twigs, and bill skarsgard. yes, a great lineup! now, our first guest tonight is a five-time emmy winner who's currently nominated for four more. her excellent show is "loot" on apple tv+. please welcome the next president of the united states, maya rudolph. [ cheering and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: yes! oh, my gosh, they love you. i love you. >> i love you. >> rupaul: well, let me tell you something. you are never out of my consciousness. >> really? >> rupaul: when we're in the makeup room, raven puts me together. and inevitably a song comes on where she imitates you doing that dance. >> what dance? >> rupaul: well, raven is here. i'm going have her do it. let me try to do it. it's where you go -- raven is right there. can you show? >> oh my god! >> rupaul: every single day. >> my dear friend jack mcbrayer calls that the tripleback. >> rupaul: the tripleback. >> it has no name. >> rupaul: okay. >> i just used to do it when i did whitney houston. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: i love it. >> thank you.
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>> rupaul: yes. we call it the maya. that's right. >> what an honor. >> rupaul: raven does it every single day. >> that's so raven. [ laughter ] oh my god. i'm already having fun. >> rupaul: are you? good. >> i am. you're so good at this. >> rupaul: thank you. >> you really have. [ cheering ] >> rupaul: thank you. you know, we love to have fun. we love to have fun, and that's why we love miss maya rudolph so much. were you always a fun kid? >> i mean, i thought i was fun. i was probably a little too loud. >> rupaul: okay. >> but yeah, i used to do shows in my living room a lot. yes. for anybody who was home. >> rupaul: now the career that you have, which is huge, is it the career that you had planned for yourself? >> it's funny. i guess it is. i never really thought about it that way.
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i always wanted to mix everything that i love. i love music and i love comedy, and i love wigs and characters. >> rupaul: yeah, yeah. >> yeah, you're right. i guess it is. >> rupaul: you have a brother? >> i have an older brother. >> rupaul: is he like you? >> he is the reason i think i wanted to be funny. my dad and my brother, we used to watch mel brooks movies together. my brother, he is older, so he was always the person i was trying to be as cool as. and he was the funniest one. and all of his friends were making funny jokes. he liked parliament funkadelic. he was so cool, you know. and we used to watch a show called "make me laugh" when i was a kid. it came on i think after "the gong show." because i'm young, i'm 27. >> rupaul: yeah, of course. we knew that, yes. [ applause ] >> and make me laugh, for those of you my age, it was a comedians would have 60 seconds to make a person laugh.
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we would play it at home. >> rupaul: died you make your brother laugh? >> all the time. but he made me laugh more than anything. >> rupaul: you grow up in a show business family. all i want to talk about is your mother, minnie riperton. i just loved her so much. and i know that your father was a huge artist at one point. >> he was a songwriter. >> dad and my mom wrote "loving you" together. [ applause ] he is still a songwriter. and he is a music producer for many, many years. >> rupaul: right. >> but then he used to go, i think when i was baby, my mom didn't like leaving us at home, so she made him go on the road and play guitar with her. >> rupaul: and your mother left us. how old were you when that happened? >> 6. >> rupaul: 6, wow. everybody knows that song, you know, and we try to sing it to
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that high note. i'm going start low. ♪ la la la la la, la la la la, la la la la la la, doot do do, ahhhhhh ♪ [ laughter ] >> is that how you did it? [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> it's the only way to hit the note. [ laughter ] >> rupaul: now what's your father doing today? >> he is still writing songs still. in the most beautiful way. i think it's why whenever people meet my dad, they say that's your dad? they used to think he was my husband. >> rupaul: really? >> but he looks really young. i said it so low. he looks so young. and he is just full of life. and he is happy.
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i think he is doing what makes him happy. but he has been writing songs since i came out. >> rupaul: i always admired great songwriters, always have. did you at one point think that you would be a singer? >> i think i was too smart to know that, like, when minnie riperton is your mom, it's not like oh, i can do that. you're hmm, okay. so that's the best you can do. >> rupaul: sure. >> what do i want to do? but what i realized honestly is i never really stopped singing and making music. i'm a very musical person. it just became a part of the dna of what i do. i grew up watching, i used to love the bette midler specials, and mixing comedy with humor just seemed normal to me because i think when you grow up in any household, whatever the family business is normal. >> yeah. >> and so for me, music is very much a part of who i am. whether i like it or not. and i did try to get away from it a little bit.
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but they keep pulling me back in. >> rupaul: every time. so your kids, are they musical? are they talented? >> they are very naturally musical. they're dancers or, yeah. >> rupaul: how many kids do you have? >> four. >> rupaul: do you know who the father is? >> nope, no. [ laughter ] nope. it was so fast. >> rupaul: i know. you know. would you advise them to not -- i mean, show business is a tough business. >> it's funny, my 11-year-old, she is so clever, and she asked me all these interesting questions in the car. i'm just going ask you some questions, okay? and i'm not saying i want to do these things. i just want to know what you're going to say. how would you feel if i got a tattoo. >> rupaul: oh my goodness. >> but very -- these are -- i really hope she is not planning on getting a tattoo at 11. but my point is like they were very interesting questions. but one of them "and how would you feel if i wanted to be an actress or if i wanted to act as a kid?"
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like, i think i'd like you to be a kid first. i think that would be nice for you. and then you can take that stuff that you learned and do it. because it's really hard. >> rupaul: what was your first job? >> my first like official, official job was on a television show called "city of angels" it was a steven bochco. hospital drama. i think the first line i ever had was in a jim brooks movie called "as good as it gets." >> rupaul: i remember that. >> and they lost the guy that was playing the cop and they said, "can you come right away?" and i said okay. and tailored his pants to fit me. and my line was "they want you inside, sir." [ laughter ] so i knew i'd made it. >> rupaul: it's so funny coming from a show business family and your husband is from a show business family. i know of his father. >> you do? you know about ernie? >> rupaul: ernie anderson is the most famous voiceover. i'm of an age, where i know
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"this friday on the love boat." yes. was he comedy partners with tim conway? >> that's right, in cleveland. they started out together in cleveland. and they had a comedy album together. and they did a lot of -- they worked at a television station where they could get i think the cheaper time. so they did some late-night stuff. and that's where ernie started his show called ghoulardi, which for people from cleveland was a big deal. for us in l.a. it was "elvira" or "mystery science theater 3000." but it was taking pretty bad b movies, horror movies, and he had this character named ghoulardi who had this very big mustache and a long beard. this was i think late '60s. >> rupaul: wow. >> it was very ahead of its time, very funny. started doing that. and when he came out to l.a. with tim, he became the announcer for the carol burnett
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show. >> rupaul: that's right. and did some of the skits too. amazing growing up in a show business family like that. how would you not? i love it. i just love you so much. >> i love you so much. and i really tried hard not to fan girl too hard when i met you the first time where i forced you to embrace me backstage. [ laughter ] we were at the emmys, and i realized it was a nonconsensual embrace. i made you come in so fast, i felt like, i don't know if he asked for this. [ laughter ] but i'm giving it hard. but my point is you mean so much to me. and you have such a tremendous influence on me and have had one for so many years. and you're such a beacon of light for me. and i'm going cry. so i'm going to try not to. i try to do right by you so often in the things that i do. >> rupaul: the kindest thing. i love that. thank you, maya. >> it's true. >> rupaul: thank you, maya. we'll be right back right after this. we'll be back.
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you look very nice, by the way. >> well, thank you. you have such a sweet relationship with your son. >> you think howard is my son? >> is he not? i'm so sorry. >> oh, no big whoop. no big whoop, girlfriend. now big whoop, girlfriend.
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oh, no, no big whoop, girlfriend. hi. oh no big whoop, girlfriend. we're cool, girl. hey, girl, we're cool. >> you need to leave now. [ cheering and applause ] >> rupaul: welcome back. i'm here with maya rudolph. that was a clip from "loot." with something like that, do they let you run with it and do what you want? >> in that particular moment, they did let me run. they don't always. but no big whoop. yeah. [ laughter ] that was a little running. >> rupaul: on apple tv+. >> yes. >> rupaul: are you having fun with that? >> i am. it's a really fun show. i love that show so much. ron funches plays my cousin, not my son. and so many people. it's getting to play. it's getting to play with wonderful people, which always makes me feel funnier. and i also love a workplace comedy where it kind of feels
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like family. >> yeah, yeah. because, obviously, you came from "snl," where you got your chops. >> i did. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: and will we -- >> i am getting laid tonight. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] wow, wow. >> rupaul: will we be seeing kamala on "snl" any time soon? >> interesting that you brought this up, because no one's asked me. [ laughter ] i have to tell you something. i have never experienced anything like this before in any of the work i've ever done. this has been such a tremendous exciting time for me. that feels so much bigger than me or anything i've ever done. i've played around the show already. but the minute she -- it was announced that she was running, you know, i think i was home watch "the bear." and it was announced confirmed that i was doing "snl." i did what? [ laughter ]
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everybody is ready for it. which is just such a wonderful -- prp [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: you're right. you're right. >> and it's cool. but you couldn't -- i would never have believed you if you said hey, one day you're going to be playing the presidential candidate. >> rupaul: wow. >> for me to think that i have anything to do with this by association is mind-blowing. >> rupaul: yes. >> i spent so many years on "snl" watching other people play presidential candidates and thinking, you know, there is no one that resembles me in the race. to think that we're here now and to think that i would ever be close by association is so incredible. >> rupaul: yeah. [ cheering and applause ] >> i mean, i don't know. >> rupaul: it doesn't matter. it doesn't matter if someone looks like you or you look like someone. you are such a talented actor that you make us believe whatever it is that you do. because you've played -- you've done donatella versace. >> yes. >> rupaul: you've done a lot of
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characters that you think, oh, well, there she is. beyonce. [ cheers ] i have to ask, i have to ask about your prince cover band. [ cheers ] yes. now my top three, yes, my top three prince songs are "17 days," which was the b side of "when doves cry." >> that's right. >> rupaul: i love "when you were mine." >> yes. >> rupaul: and i love "i wish you heaven." do you know that song? >> of course. >> rupaul: you have a prince cover band. >> we're called princess. [ laughter ] [ cheers ] >> rupaul: are you going on tour? >> we just played -- we opened for vampire weekend in chicago, which was so cool. >> rupaul: wow. >> and we play whenever it happens. we started it when prince was with us. and because we're such huge prince fans, we wanted to play the music that we love. and at that time he wasn't playing the early songs anymore, because they were dirty. >> rupaul: yes. >> and he stopped playing the dirty stuff. and this was our prince music. and he heard about it.
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and we got the nod of approval from him, which was huge. i never expected to be playing it with him not here. >> rupaul: yeah. >> and i didn't know how it would be after he was gone, but it's become far more of a celebration of his music now. >> rupaul: is it just like vanity six? >> it's a little mix of vanity and prince if they had a baby. >> rupaul: what are your favorite prince songs? >> oh my god. >> rupaul: what era? >> we do pretty much dirty mind up to i would say -- >> rupaul: don't say bat dance. >> although there are some great songs on that record. >> rupaul: really? i need to revisit it. >> listen to the future. it's the best one. let's get nerdy. let's get nerdy. the sign of the times. that's kind of the eras that we do, dirty mind up to sign of the times. it's really the stuff with the revolution and his early band. it's my favorite. >> rupaul: i love that. >> it's just so fun. but what's been more fun is
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having people come and sing along, because they're not our songs. it's kind of like prince church. >> rupaul: thank you, maya for stopping by. >> oh my god. >> rupaul: we just love you. >> i love you so much. i could sit here a lot longer be, threw are some queens that want to come out here. [ cheers and applause ] >> rupaul: now seasons one and two of "loot" are available on apple tv+. and maya, catch her somewhere with princess. it's called princess. >> princess. >> rupaul: i cannot wait to see this. up next, the finalists from "rupaul's drag race" after this. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ losing weight always had trouble and keeping it off? same. discover the power of wegovy®. ♪ ♪ with wegovy®, i lost 35 pounds. and some lost over 46 pounds. ♪ ♪ and i'm keeping the weight off. wegovy® helps you lose weight and keep it off. i'm reducing my risk.
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: welcome back. in a minute, we've got music from tommy richman. but now, our next guests are the fabulous trio who fought head-to-head and toe-to-toe on the most recent season of "rupaul's drag race," please say hello to three queens, nymphia wind, sapphira cristal and plane jane. [ cheers and applause ] ♪
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[ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> rupaul: oh, my gosh! [ cheering ] wow, amazing. jools, how do they look? >> very demure. >> rupaul: and guillermo, what do you think of my queens? >> guillermo: they're great. i agree with her. they're fantastic. >> rupaul: okay, all right. well, look at you all, how beautiful you are. does it seem like a million years ago that we filmed "drag race"? >> yes. >> it feels like yesterday, but also a million years ago. >> rupaul: uh-huh. now just please, what are you doing with your money? are you paying your taxes? >> i'm bringing my mom to antarctica, because that's been her dream. >> rupaul: to go to antarctica? >> yes. >> rupaul: isn't it very cold there? >> it is very cold. so i'm going to have to bring a lot.
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>> rupaul: tell her to bring a jacket and then pay your taxes. >> i am definitely paying. >> so i can afford an accountant now. so i am paying my tax, ru. someone's got handle for me. i'm not great at math. >> rupaul: good. >> i'm paying back taxes. >> rupaul: okay, all right. now look at you. when you applied to "drag race," what did you want to achieve with that? we'll start with you. what did you want to achieve? >> well, i feel like as an asian drag queen, i wanted to, you know, showcase and represent asian drag queens that was my main goal. >> rupaul: because you're from? >> i'm from taiwan. i want to represent my country. [ cheering ] and also give a good name to asian drag, you know. get throughout. >> rupaul: yes. >> and to be the first east asian winner and to -- >> rupaul: let them have it. >> exactly. >> rupaul: okay i call you banana, because you always wear
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yellow. and then sapphira, you know what i call you. >> mmh-mmm. >> we have many different names. >> rupaul: i call you slue foot. >> yes, ma'am. >> rupaul: tell them why? >> because i got a slue foot right there. >> rupaul: not just one slue foot, you got two. >> a penguin. >> rupaul: i love it. and we call you burger finger. >> absolutely. that's why i came on "drag race." it was my dream to share my burger finger with you, rupaul. >> rupaul: you which is your burger finger? >> you can't see it right now. [ laughter ] >> this is late night, right? >> rupaul: yes, yes, yes. now what do your parents think of this experience? did your parents watch? >> oh, yeah, my mom loved the show. she's been a big fan. when i started drag, "you need
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to do what rupaul is doing." if you're going to do drag, you need to do that kind of drag. so the fact that i got on the show, she was just awestruck, especially when she met you. >> rupaul: yes. that flower is very demure. >> you like my big flower. >> rupaul: it's very demure. >> blooming flower. >> rupaul: yes, yes. what are you doing next? what's going on with you next? >> i'm going to have a banana farm, and i want to eventually build a banana temple. >> rupaul: really? do you actually like bananas? >> i actually do. but i don't buy bananas because they ripen too easily. i don't buy a bunch. i buy one at a time. >> rupaul: very good tip what about you? >> i'm allergic to bananas. >> rupaul: okay, all right. what are you going to do next? >> well, currently i am on tour around the country. you can still see my -- you can come and see my tour in a city near you, go to sapphiracristal.com and get your tickets.
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also, i have music out right now. have i music on the radio. >> rupaul: you what? >> i got music on the radio, girl. >> rupaul: i love that. >> yes, my song "get your flowers" is out on the radio right now. and you can stream it on all streaming platforms, get your flowers. >> rupaul: good for you. i love it. what about you, burger finger? what's coming up? >> i just want to cross-dress more on television. >> rupaul: i think everybody should cross-dress. >> i agree. >> rupaul: why not! [ cheering and applause ] >> i feel like there is potential. >> rupaul: yes, yes. now, you were known as the villain on the show. did you start -- did you go there thinking okay, i'm going to be the villain? >> no. mama ru, from what you recall of my burger finger, did you think i was particularly -- >> rupaul: no, i wasn't. but what i read online. that you were, you know -- >> i was there for rupaul's enjoit and not for the contestants. if i had to throw some marbles
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on the ground to let the other girls take the fall in order for me to appear in front of mama, so be it. >> you just saw that movie yesterday. >> rupaul: you mean "show girls"? >> yes. >> come on. don't do that to me. >> rupaul: when you come on the show, do you have an idea of what you want to project on the show? >> no, no. i honestly did not have an idea of what i wanted to project. i met you, rupaul at drag con 2018. and this was -- either 2017 maybe. this was when you were leaving to film season 10. >> rupaul: okay. >> and i said to you i'm going send in my audition tape and i'm going get on the show. and you said baby, send in the audition tape and get on the show. and i took that as my green light to go balls to the -- excuse me, testicles to the wall. excuse me. [ laughter ] with drag. and it got me all the way here. and when i came on the show, i was really just gobsmacked, you know what i mean?
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>> rupaul: yes. >> i wasn't putting on a facade. >> rupaul: testicles to the wall. >> it was. >> rupaul: did you have an idea of what you wanted to do on the show? >> definitely serve on the runway for sure. >> rupaul: which you did. which you all did, yes, yes. [ applause ] >> rupaul: do you have any regrets? >> i felt like i couldn't loosen up in terms of confessionals and talking. talking is not my strong suit. but if i get to go become again, i would go in on the girls. >> rupaul: go in on the girls. >> and let them have it. >> rupaul: and what about you, do you have any regrets? >> i got a couple. no, i actually had a great time. i loved every single moment of it. my goal when going on to the show was to enjoy myself, love each and every one, and just spread love, because, you know, i feel like i wish someone was on there who was always just
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loving on everybody. and so that's what my goal was, to be full of love. i have this thing that i always tell people. it is to actually -- actually, everyone do it yourself. put your arms out. wave them up, charge them up, and then put them around yourself. and repeat after me, i truly love and accept myself. one, two, three. >> i truly love and accept myself. we can do better. one, two, three, i truly love and accept myself! >> rupaul: yes, yes! i love that! well, listen, thanks, banana, slew foot and burger finger. up next we have music from tommy richman, all right!
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>> rupaul: thanks to maya rudolph, the queens from "rupaul's drag race" and jools lebron. "nightline" is next, but first, here with the hit song "million dollar baby," tommy richman. [ cheering and applause ]
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♪ ♪ ♪ do it baby do what i should think do it do it baby do what i could think ♪ ♪ do it do it baby do what i should think do it do it baby do what i could think ♪ >> what's up, kimmel? let's go. ♪ i don't never represent, baby ♪ ♪ a million dollar baby ♪ ♪ oh hell no you rep my city for so damn long ♪ ♪ but you still don't notice me my sound next va next i'm at they neck ♪ ♪ i'm running up a check yeah yeah yeah ♪ ♪ she a bad lil mama she a diva no matter what happens he cannot come between us ♪ ♪ again i know we're better than friends better than friends ♪ ♪ i took her to queens gambit showed around my friends tried to pick some energy up it don't matter ♪ ♪ i know you haven't moved on if you tried i don't believe it
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baby i know you lied ♪ ♪ all night long what you mean i changed haven't stayed the same ♪ ♪ i've been losing my mind i said the city is mine ♪ ♪ i ain't never represent baby ain't do no wrong ♪ ♪ i could clean up good for you oh i know right from wrong ♪ ♪ cause i wanna make it so badly i'm a million-dollar baby don't at me ♪ ♪ i ain't never represent baby oh i know right from wrong ♪ ♪ cause i wanna make it so badly
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i'm a million-dollar baby don't at me ♪ ♪ what's up rupaul ♪ ♪ ♪ coyote album of the year thank you ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> this is nightline. >> tonight, baywatch. beyond the beach. i'll be ready. one of the hottest shows of the 90s with stars like pamela anderson, carmen electra, and david hasselhoff. >> we took a lot of crap for those bathing suits running in slow motion. but everybody watched more than 1 billion
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