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break up. >> thank you. we have all been told what to do. please be careful out there. take care. >> we have full coverage starting tomorrow at 7:00 a.m. yeah, it's good to -- i like the corned beef today >> jimmy: all right, that's good >> you talking 'bout mustard >> jimmy: yeah, i gotta put mustard on -- it's a lot of sandwich >> sure. >> jimmy: it's a lot of -- hey, hey, tariq. do -- d'you ever try the corned beef at katz's >> tariq: yeah, if i'm gonna have corned beef, i'm gonna get it from katz's >> jimmy: yeah >> wow >> jimmy: what d'ya mean >> come on are you kidding? you don't think i saw what just happened over here >> jimmy: what just happened >> you did a grab 'n chat. >> jimmy: what's a grab 'n chat >> you had nothing to talk about with me, you saw a friend come by, so you grabbed the friend so you could chat with him. >> jimmy: it's not a grab 'n chat >> it's the definition of a grab 'n chat you grabbed, and you chatted >> tariq: and you chatted. >> jimmy: i didn't grab 'n

chat >> was that a grab 'n chat >> tariq: you definitely did a a grab 'n chat, jimmy. >> jimmy: okay, it was a grab 'n chat. >> by the way, don't worry about it i've done hundreds of grab 'n chat's >> jimmy: yeah >> yeah. and you know what? you were right to do it. we -- we have nothing to say to each other >> jimmy: no, let's save it for the show >> save it for the show. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - larry david, cole sprouse comedian rob haze, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1916 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause that's a crowd that is a crowd right there! come on. thank you very much for being here enjoy yourself welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause thank you for watching at home guys, today is groundhog day [ cheers ] yeah, this morning punxsutawney phil predicted an early spring, and six more weeks of taylor and travis dominating our lives [ cheers ] yeah ♪ meanwhile, i saw that punxsutawney phil is right only 39% of the time so pretty much the same as directions on apple maps [ laughter ] of course, everybody knows punxsutawney phil. but here in new york, we have our own groundhog named staten island chuck. [ light laughter ]

it's a real thing. yeah, this is true he is a little different than phil i'll show you what i mean. for instance, phil emerges from a hole around 7:30 a.m while chuck emerges from a a hooters around 4:00 p.m. [ laughter and applause "long night. next up, phil knows that there are six more weeks of winter if he sees his shadow while chuck knows there are six more weeks of winter because he "knows a guy." [ laughter and applause and finally, phil, he didn't see his shadow but with chuck, he didn't see nuthin'. [ laughter and applause a little different a little different a lot of people are talking about this - today apple launched their $3,500 vision pro headset. yeah, $3,500 if that's too pricey, there's also the vision pro nano which looks like an eyepatch [ light laughter ] if you haven't seen the headset, here it is. yeah >> steve: oh >> jimmy: might cost you a lot, but at least you look cool [ laughter ] can we see him again

yeah [ light laughter ] pretty sure that guy is using an app called "getting canceled at work. [ laughter and applause what is that can't do that. some political news, according to a new report, behind closed doors, president biden refers to former president trump as a a "sick 'f'. [ light laughter ] it's like the last hour of thanksgiving when grandpa gets spicy. [ laughter ] yeah, a new report claims that behind the scenes, biden calls trump a "sick 'f'. and i think it's true based on this text message biden sent to an aide. first he wrote, "that donald trump is a sick duck. [ light laughter ] then he wrote, "damn it, a sick duck." [ laughter ] then, "duck! [ laughter ] then, "ducking autocorrect." then, "google how to stop ducking autocorrect. then the aide responded, "sir, this is a text, not google." [ light laughter ] and finally biden wrote, "dml. yeah [ applause ]

listen to this, i read that when the fbi was searching mar-a-lago for classified documents, they may have missed a hidden room connected to trump's bedroom. yeah, a hidden room next to his bedroom. so, in other words, melania's room [ laughter and ohs ] and get this, in a new interview, trump said that a.i. is maybe the most dangerous thing out there. yep, trump said the only greater danger than a.i. is a tanning bed that locks from the outside. [ light laughter ] some entertainment news, you guys, the grammy awards are this sunday. [ cheers and applause there are so many great artists who are nominated and performing i'm not even sure if i could name or even pronounce them all. >> steve: oh, come on. no problem for me, i know how to pronounce every musical artist's name. >> jimmy: sorry, higgins, you know how to pronounce the name of every musical artist out there? >> steve: uh, yeah, i'm an announcer, it's kind of my job to know these things [ light laughter ] all right, go ahead, test me give me some names >> jimmy: okay, i guess i can test you real quick. who is this?

>> steve: easy, jazz [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, who's this >> steve: lucky charms [ laughter ] come on, you gotta give me some hard ones. rapid fire me. >> jimmy: okay, rapid fire, here we go who's this >> steve: okay, joe biden. [ laughter ] calvin and hobbes. jack sparrow beyond meat. [ audience ohs ] easy cheese. dogecoin oh, duolingo [ light laughter ] "shawshank redemption. sega genesis sippin' on some sizzurp. [ light laughter ] paramount+ patrick mahomes. ♪ riiiicola ♪ naked and horny right there. oh, come on, that's easy mother [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: he got it. he got one steve higgins, everyone. ♪

well, speaking of taylor, everyone's been talking about whether she will be able to get from her concert in tokyo to the super bowl and today the japanese embassy said that she will make it on time [ cheers and applause this is about to be the most watched flight since the moon landing. [ light laughter ] and finally, here in new york city, the mta just debuted new subway cars -- [ scattered cheers ] -- that allow passengers to move freely from one car to another. take a look at this. yeah it's exciting. now that gross snapple bottle full of mystery liquid can roll from one end of the train to the other. [ laughter ] we have a great show tonight the one and only larry david is here tonight [ cheers and applause gosh, he's funny cole sprouse is on the show! [ cheers and applause and we got standup from rob haze [ cheers and applause let's go write some thank-you notes. ♪

>> jimmy: hey, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with personal stuff you know, i check my inbox, i return some emails, and, of course, i send out some thank you notes. [ cheers and applause and i was just running a bit behind would you guys mind if i write some thank you notes right now is that okay [ cheers and applause james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ oh, thank you, bud >> jimmy: thank you, the first "r" in february, for being like that quiet coworker who never does any work but somehow still has a job. [ applause ] "what do you do? ♪ thank you, butter, for being the only food in the refrigerator to get solitary confinement. [ laughter ] "what'd you do?" ♪ thank you, airlines adding super bowl flights with taylor swift and travis kelce themed flight numbers --

[ cheers ] -- for focusing on the important things instead of dumb stuff like keeping on doors and wheels [ laughter ] ♪ thank you, february 14th, for being the day we shower our loved ones with thoughtful, generous, romantic gifts, that we frantically bought on february 13th. [ laughter and applause ♪ thank you, super bowl parties, for being like thanksgiving if we got to eat the food we actually like. [ laughter and applause >> steve: what are you eating that you don't like at thanksgiving >> jimmy: what >> steve: what you eating that you don't like at thanksgiving >> jimmy: it's not every day you have a -- i mean - >> steve: you don't like turkey >> jimmy: cranberry sauce with the berries it >> steve: okay, there's one. >> jimmy: creamed onions >> steve: oh, come on, you don't like -- you don't like green bean casserole

>> jimmy: i actually love thanksgiving >> steve: okay, then why did you do that -- who are you gonna send that to >> jimmy: because you know what [ light laughter ] >> steve: what who are you going to send that thank you -- >> jimmy: the show's not -- it's not about me, you know. >> steve: oh [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i like to give, and i like to celebrate. [ cheers and applause sorry. >> steve: my bad >> jimmy: sorry. >> steve: my bad >> jimmy: sorry if i - >> steve: you're right >> jimmy: sorry if i -- maybe i care too much. >> steve: yeah, sorry. you care, you care, and then you care some more ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, studies showing that americans are already feeling overwhelmed and exhausted by the 2024 election thankfully, there's one leader everyone turns to in situations like this -- elmo >> steve: yeah [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: there you have it, everybody. those are my thank-you notes we'll be right back with larry david! come on back [ cheers and applause ♪ ask -- ask me if i wanna have lunch >> jimmy: yeah >> ask me. >> jimmy: hey, you wanna grab lunch? >> uh -- [ light laughter ] eh -

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our first guest is the award-winning creator, writer, and star of the acclaimed television series, "curb your enthusiasm. the 12th and final season premieres this sunday at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. it's also streaming on max everyone, please welcome larry david. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: come on. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> you know, if i -- if i were a different person, i might have been touched by that.

[ laughter ] but, no. yeah >> jimmy: when you come to new york and walk around new york, are you -- i mean you're probably the biggest celebrity -- >> well, i'm quite beloved, yes. >> jimmy: yes. [ laughter ] do people want to stop and talk to you >> eh-eh y'know eh - [ laughter ] well, what's interesting is that people are very nice to me in new york. >> jimmy: yeah >> one time i was supposed to be on "letterman," and the car wasn't there to pick me up and so i was late. and i went out into the street, like, looking for a cab and i'm looking around and all of a sudden a car pulls up, "hey, larry, where you going? i said, "uh, you know, i'm going to the west side." "come on in, get in. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: a stranger just -- >> a stranger picked me up, took me to the show. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: aren't you worried getting into a car with strangers? >> no, no. >> jimmy: no, you don't. >> what, the worst that could happen, what, they kidnap me so what? i'd like that.

[ light laughter ] that would be fun. i think -- i think a little kidnapped sojourn -- >> jimmy: yeah >> -- would be -- would be a a lot of fun >> jimmy: yeah, it sounds like -- yeah [ light laughter ] >> it'd be different -- you know, life's so boring >> jimmy: yeah >> you know. >> jimmy: it's something - >> and all of a sudden you're kidnapped. "oh my god, look at this, i'm kidnapped! [ laughter ] "unbelievable! >> jimmy: that's one way to look at it >> "look, i'm in a shack in new jersey?" [ laughter ] "i'm hardly getting any food hey, how you doing, kidnapper? hey. by the way, no one's paying a nickel for me, i just want you to know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: congratulations on 12 seasons of "curb your enthusiasm." oh, my goodness. [ cheers and applause it's phenomenal. it's a funny, funny, funny show >> thank you >> jimmy: and you've announced that this is the final season. >> yes, yes. >> jimmy: what is it like doing the tv version --? your character's name is larry david, and then the actual larry david are you becoming the same person >> we're -- we're melding, yes we're melding. for example, the old larry -- ask me if i want to have lunch >> jimmy: yeah >> ask me. >> jimmy: hey, you want to grab

lunch? >> uh -- [ laughter ] uh -- eh - yeah, yeah, sure, yeah, yeah >> jimmy: okay, great. >> now, ask the -- >> jimmy: the new larry. >> ask new larry, yeah >> jimmy: hey, you want to grab lunch? >> no. [ laughter ] ♪ why do i want to have lunch with you what a dumb question no, i don't want to have lunch no way >> jimmy: it gets you out of things >> yeah, it's great. >> jimmy: you're becoming the larry david -- >> i'm becoming, which is fantastic. >> jimmy: what are you going to do after "curb your enthusiasm"? do you have any plans? >> um, big >> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] >> you know, thinking maybe do some volunteer work. soup -- soup kitchen >> jimmy: really >> yeah, working in a soup kitchen. making a big - [ laughter ] making a big pot of clam chowder, you know. >> jimmy: yeah, like a big one >> yeah, and i shuck -- i shuck

the clams myself >> jimmy: you do >> yeah, i'll shuck, yeah. you ever shuck a clam? >> jimmy: no >> you never shucked >> jimmy: i've never shucked, no >> oh, well, shucking is a a fantastic experience, yeah [ laughter ] no no, yeah, if you haven't shucked you should try shucking [ light laughter ] you know, you get the implement and you -- >> jimmy: you get in there and -- >> there's ice, you know and then you -- you have your cocktail sauce you take the clam once in a while. >> jimmy: is that right? >> i'm not saying i'm not shucking without tasting >> jimmy: no, no, no, you have to have a little taste off the top. >> yeah, you gotta have a taste when you're shucking, yeah >> jimmy: with the success of "curb your enthusiasm," and the success of "seinfeld," do you ever think that this would ever happen >> i'm very successful >> jimmy: yeah [ laughter ] you're such a -- such a -- >> such a -- such a big success. >> jimmy: yeah, did you -- did you ever dream this could -- this would happen. >> i'm surprised that anything good that's ever happened to me, yeah >> jimmy: did you do have a supportive mom and dad

>> oh, yeah, yeah, real supportive, yeah [ light laughter ] no my mother, um, my mother wanted -- she wanted me to be a mailman. >> jimmy: me -- me too >> yeah, that was her dream. that was her best case scenario [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: that was -- i did the postal exam. i took the test. >> i didn't take the test, yeah >> jimmy: oh, i did it >> but anyway, my mother was so worried about me when i was, you know, like 12. she wrote a -- she wrote a a letter to the psychiatrist who had a column in the "new york post," dr. franzblau she wrote a letter to dr. franzblau and i read it, 'cause she used to talk about dr. franzblau. so i would read the column, and i recognized that this was my mother writing to the psychiatrist [ laughter ] it was my mother i know it, i know it >> jimmy: what was she saying? >> she was saying that "my son, he's 12-years-old, he hates people." [ laughter ] "he hates people

he's morose. he's taciturn. and, what really gave it away, "he doesn't trick-or-treat." [ laughter ] "he doesn't go out trick-or-treating. that's me. i didn't trick-or-treat. i knew it was me >> jimmy: you gotta get this article -- you gotta cut this out. >> i should've saved it. but it -- it was me. >> jimmy: that's hilarious >> did you know, trick-or-treating -- >> jimmy: you didn't like trick-or-treating? >> it's stupid, you know [ laughter ] >> jimmy: why? >> first of all, you've got strangers -- you're dealing with strangers all over the place. every -- every apartment is a stranger >> jimmy: yeah >> you know, it's rude, too, banging on someone's door. it's stupid. >> jimmy: at 12-years-old you thought this >> yeah, i knew that at 12 i didn't want to see all those people [ laughter ] and then the costume the costume? >> jimmy: yeah >> you gotta put a costume on? >> jimmy: yeah >> come on >> jimmy: yeah no, i'm not -- yeah. you can -- no. that's a -- you have to wear that all day >> when's the last time you put a costume on, in your life, in your life? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no

>> okay. >> jimmy: no, i don't do it. >> yeah. [ laughter ] [ applause ] you cannot -- you cannot put costumes on. even somebody invited me to an all-white party -- not -- you know. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, no >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing >> that's clothing >> jimmy: it's clothing. >> clothing. >> jimmy: clothing white, yes. [ laughter ] it got real quiet. >> yeah. >> jimmy: it got real quiet for a second >> but, but you know - but i wouldn't, you know, i wouldn't put on the all-white costume. >> jimmy: no [ light laughter ] no, you don't want to do that. >> no, i'm not gonna do that >> jimmy: i want to talk to you more about the show. more with larry david when we come back, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ♪

>> jimmy: this is actually gorgeous thank you so much. >> thank you, please - >> jimmy: i'm going to - >> hang it in the hallway, please >> jimmy: yeah, which hallway? >> the main one. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. >> thank you >> jimmy: you did this >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay >> sure! >> jimmy: okay okay, "sure, yeah! your voice got really high ing g. and i'm all out of whack. automated voice: please insert your parking ticket. it's going to take a lot more than a little ticket to get out of here. and if you have cut rate car insurance, this could leave you all bent out of shape. no...ahhh! so, get allstate and be better protected from mayhem... yeah...like me. uh, someone! that's broken to pal... hahaha. automated voice: please insert your parking ticket.

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he voted for trump twice and supported republicans for years, including far right conservatives. adam schiff, the leading democrat, defended democracy against trump and the insurrectionists. he helped build affordable housing, lower drug costs, and bring good jobs back home. the choice is clear. i'm adam schiff, and i approve this message. ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: welcome back i'm here with larry david, everyone hey now, come on [ cheers and applause thank you for coming back to the show >> i just want to make an observation, okay? >> jimmy: sure >> every talk show i've ever done, they give the guest some water, you know. like i see you have a cup. you have your own cup. >> jimmy: yeah, i'm fully hydrated >> i don't understand why i don't have a cup what is this >> jimmy: this is for you. >> ah, okay.

that's been here the whole time >> jimmy: no [ laughter ] i just did it, just that -- really quick >> i don't even want it. >> jimmy: yeah, i wouldn't touch it i'm not even sure what it is that's been there for ten years. yeah, sorry. [ light laughter ] >> thank you for that. >> jimmy: no problem >> that's really nice. >> jimmy: i want to pick your brain here, larry david. >> oh, ew! what a disgusting expression [ laughter ] >> jimmy: it is weird, right i don't even normally say that i don't know why but i want to -- >> what even is that >> jimmy: pick your brain. >> pick my brain ugh. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: maybe that's how surgeons talk, though. >> i got a question for you, okay >> jimmy: okay >> let me ask you a question >> jimmy: sure >> so, i know this guy, okay, and he - [ light laughter ] i'm laughing, but it's true. he's got one eye, okay he's only got one eye. >> jimmy: okay >> he's blind in the other eye >> jimmy: okay >> so i guess he's half blind. but he's still got one eye, he can still see. okay >> jimmy: sure >> this guy's got a -- he's got a bit of a - he takes advantage of the fact that he only has one eye >> jimmy: how? >> well, he's a belcher. he belches okay he belches

>> jimmy: uh-huh >> it's disgusting >> jimmy: yeah >> but because he has the one eye, he takes advantage of the one eye because he knows nobody is going to correct him. hey, what are you doing? you know, what are you belching for? i got one eye, man you know don't tell me -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah >> don't talk to me like that. >> jimmy: okay >> so people are giving deference because of the one eye. but the point is, it's not that bad, i mean, he can still see. so i guess my question - >> jimmy: what is the question yeah [ laughter ] >> the question is, would you say anything to him about the belching or - [ laughter ] or - go ahead, say something. i'll be the guy, go ahead. >> jimmy: hey, uh -- >> call me larry >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] hey, larry, are you -- [ light laughter ]

is everything okay >> is there a problem? what's the problem >> jimmy: no, it's just that - >> what's the problem? >> jimmy: wel, just -- [ laughter ] [ applause ] >> is there a problem? >> jimmy: no, i'm having a a great -- no. >> what? what do you want you got something you want to say to me? >> jimmy: no, no, no, no, no, i'm having a great - >> what do you want to say >> jimmy: i'm having a great time i'm having a great time. [ laughter ] no, i'm back -- yeah, you can't say anything yeah >> no, you can't say anything. >> jimmy: you can't say anything uh - [ laughter ] maybe say -- maybe - >> i'm -- i apologize for bringing up my friend. [ laughter ] with the one eye >> jimmy: no >> i think i'm going to get in trouble for it because he knows he's got one eye [ laughter ] he's going to watch this >> jimmy: yeah >> he's going to know it's him >> jimmy: yep. >> and now he's going know that he's belching. [ laughter ] and in a way this is good. >> jimmy: this is good >> this is good. >> jimmy: this is how you tell him. >> this is how you tell him. >> jimmy: this is perfect. [ applause ]

this is actually perfect "curb your enthusiasm" is on this sunday at 10:00 it's the funniest show i love it so much. congratulations on a great run would you like to set up this clip >> oh, yeah, okay, okay. [ light laughter ] so, somebody -- a guy i knew is in the hospital. and somehow -- i didn't really know him that well -- but somehow i got on this text chain, okay. i don't know if you've ever been on a text chain, but i'm on this text chain, and i hate it and i run into someone else who is on the text chain >> jimmy: okay fantastic. here's larry david in "curb your enthusiasm. take a look. >> i don't know if you saw, my neice sent a great photo - >> ah. >> -- of stu and her by the lake >> uh-huh, yeah. that was really, uh, cute. >> cute? >> yeah. >> you think you're too good for the chain. >> you know what, waylon, is that you name? >> yeah. >> i do. i think i'm too good for the chain. >> oh, sorry you don't want to help your friend >> help? >> it takes minimal effort just to reply, even a "ha-ha" or

a thumbs up. >> oh, really. are there funny things on there? >> i mean -- >> -- that require a "ha-ha. >> if you read through it there's a, a lot of -- >> can i be honest with you? >> please. >> i'm overwhelmed by this chain. every two minutes it's ding, i'm getting a ding i'm getting a ding too many dings and what is it it's just these ridiculous inspirational sentiments that amount to nothing, they're all trite. i don't even know why people bother to write them >> it's been a really hard time for the family - >> and you want me to give it a "ha ha"? a "ha ha"? >> or a heart. that's also an option. but it seems like that's too much for you >> you know what's too much for me this chain is too much for me. i want off this chain. >> once you're off the chain you can't get back on the chain. >> oh, don't don't say that really >> i would text this to you but i know you won't read it so here's the real-life emoji. there you go >> oh! i'll give that a "ha ha! >> no, ha ha to you! >> ha, ha! >> ha ha to you, sir >> jimmy: come on! [ cheers and applause come on, bud that's how you do it right there. larry david, everybody [ cheers and applause season 12 of "curb your enthusiasm" premieres this

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is a very talented actor who stars in the new film, "lisa frankenstein," which is in theaters february 9th please welcome cole sprouse! [ cheers and applause ♪

>> jimmy: that's - >> this is larry's >> jimmy: that's larry's, yeah >> this is larry's >> jimmy: that's larry's, sorry, yeah. that's larry's >> i feel myself getting crankier every second i drink it [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm so happy to see you in person, because the last two times you were on our show was zooms. >> all the way from canada >> jimmy: yeah >> i brought a little bit of that with me with this canadian tuxedo do you like it >> jimmy: it is unbelievable i love this look this could be my new thing >> you spend seven years in vancouver and the city just gives you a denim vest [ laughter ] >> jimmy: a denim vest i love it, dude, you're rocking it >> thank you >> jimmy: last time you were actually in the studio, we were talking about when you were on "the tonight show with jay leno" when you were a kid. you drew a photo -- you drew a a drawing of jay leno, which i thought was cool and you made a drawing of me >> i thought it's only fair, yeah >> jimmy: yeah and i kept it. i -- this is piece of paper right here and - >> ooh [ audience ohs ] >> jimmy: i appreciate it.

thank you very much. [ cheers and applause thank you. ♪ it's great i -- i cherish it. i actually wanna frame it. >> it's really hard looking at old work [ laughter ] but i have improved a little bit, and i've brought you something today. >> jimmy: what [ audience oohs ♪ >> this is a new piece i call "the birth of jimmy. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: this is fantastic. this is -- this is just like me -- it's - it's actually really nice. i'm coming out of a -- >> a half shell, like venus. [ laughter ] the original one was you in the buff, but i decided this is -- [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: no, this is better >> -- live tv. >> jimmy: this is actually gorgeous thank you so much. >> thank you >> jimmy: i'm going to - >> hang it in the hallway, please >> jimmy: yeah, which hallway?

>> the main one. >> jimmy: yeah, of course. [ laughter ] this is fantastic. >> thank you >> jimmy: you did this >> yeah! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay >> sure! >> jimmy: okay okay, "sure, yeah! your voice got really high >> nah >> jimmy: "yeah! did it!" how was -- how's your brother, by the way >> he's great. he was just married. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: oh, hey, 'grats. where -- where was -- where's the wedding? >> hungary >> jimmy: really >> just a casual 13-hour flight [ laughter ] >> jimmy: did you deliver the best man's speech? >> so, apparently in hungary, you don't deliver speeches but he's having another one in l.a., and i will do the best man speech there >> jimmy: he's getting remarried. >> yeah, already [ light laughter ] the second one is gonna be incredible >> jimmy: congratulations. yo, absolutely yeah, yeah >> but i did do his bachelor party. we went out to iceland it was great i think he was expecting, like "the hangover," and it was really -- it was the closest thing to like, a beautiful bachelorette party that i could have planned for him

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: just gorgeous -- >> just a wellness retreat we were just spa-ing and hot springing, it was great. >> jimmy: that's fantastic let's talk about "lisa frankenstein." >> please. >> jimmy: this is a photo of your character here. you are the creature >> mm-hm >> jimmy: you never looked better [ audience exclaims >> thank you >> jimmy: look at that >> zoom in >> jimmy: yeah the director of this film is zelda williams >> zelda williams. >> jimmy: who -- i don't know her, but i know of her, i know because that's robin williams' daughter >> yes >> jimmy: but she did a great job with this. >> incredible job. yeah, she and i had been friends for years. we tried to put a project together for awhile, and then i found out she was attached to "lisa frankenstein." and the writer of "lisa frankenstein" is diablo cody. she did "juno. she did "jennifer's body." she's incredible she got a really strong voice in her work, and it kind of seemed like the perfect collaboration between zelda and i. everything kind of fit perfectly. >> jimmy: yeah, and your character in the movie doesn't really speak >> at all actually, yeah

>> jimmy: yeah [ light laughter ] it's a very physical role. >> it's very physical. my brother is really excited that i don't have a single line - [ laughter ] -- in the movie. >> jimmy: what was that like for you? you're a pretty chatty guy >> yeah, it was tough. i actually thought it was gonna be quite easy at first i said, "oh, i'm not gonna have to memorize anything this is gonna be great." but it proved to be quite a bit more challenging i did train with a mime, though >> jimmy: you did? >> i did >> jimmy: that's an adventure. >> i did you know - i figure for every movie, you can just tell the studio, "hey, i really need this kind of training" -- [ light laughter ] and they'll front the bill for it it's kind of crazy [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: so what did you learn from the -- from the mime? >> you think of miming - well first off, he sent me to this back alley and i was like, "i have to be in the wrong place. but then i saw a car parked there that had a license plate that just said "speechless." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what >> i was like, "this is my mime." >> jimmy: "this is my mime."

>> "my mime. >> jimmy: wow. >> but you know, you think miming, it's a lot of the invisible box, or like the rope, or whatever. >> jimmy: the classics >> but it was interesting. he was a student of marcel marceau >> jimmy: whoa >> yeah, which was really cool and marcel had something called "the attitudes," which was - imagine you were a statue of rage what pose would you take and then we would compare that statue that you would take, to what marcel had come to. and the idea was to try to find a kind of universal emotional language for how we understand physical performance >> jimmy: wow. >> or gesture stuff. it was -- it was fascinating >> jimmy: that's awesome >> but i didn't make any money on the street with that act. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no, the man raging >> yeah, the raging statue did not work >> jimmy: the raging statue. that sounds like a good band name, though how do we set up the movie what -- what is it about how do we set up --? "lisa frankenstein," it's a high school -- >> it's -- i would say it's a, um, it's a camp take on the kind of nostalgic movies of the late '80s and early '90s

you know, you think, like "edward scissorhands," you think of those kind of feel-good movies with a bit of quirk. >> jimmy: yeah >> a bit of camp >> jimmy: that's exactly right >> and it's kind of a love letter to that >> jimmy: yeah i want to show a clip. here's cole sprouse in "lisa frankenstein." take a look. ♪ >> that's my dad's shoe phone. ♪ he got it for free with a subscription to "sports illustrated. ♪ [ groaning ] ♪ do you like this, uh, song ♪ [ grunting ] >> do you like any other music [ grunting ] >> i have the cure ♪ oh no it's not that kind of cure it's like a -- it's a band

they can't make you better i mean they can, but emotionally. ♪ >> jimmy: cole sprouse, everybody. [ cheers and applause "lisa frankenstein" is in theaters february 9th. we'll be right back with stand-up from rob haze stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ [dramatic music] we lost everything. what are we supposed to do now? [siren sound] there's got to be someone who can help. there may be one. ♪♪ ♪♪

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>> i live in los angeles i'm originally from atlanta, georgia. [ cheers and applause all right. my friends back home, they pay the same amount i do a month but they got a front yard. [ light laughter ] they got a backyard. they got an upstairs they got a downstairs. i just got a room in a room. [ laughter ] that's it. just one room in another room. that one room is so many rooms at the same time it's a kitchen it's an office it's a hallway it's a foyer [ laughter ] my friends, they got the room nobody goes in you ever go over somebody's house, they be like, "oh, yeah, nobody goes in that room." [ laughter ] they got that room they have rules. you ever go to somebody's house they be like "oh, yeah, everybody takes their shoes off when they come over. somebody ever said that it's not a good sock day. [ laughter ]

you got holes in your socks. you got to move those holes down to the bottom [ laughter ] hold on to them with your toes like this. they're like, "what's wrong with your foot?" "oh, man, i stepped on something outside. this is nice this is a -- nice place you got here." they're always like like "rob, how do you live in l.a.? it's so expensive. i'm like "it's easy, i moved there from new york. [ laughter ] at least i have space. i shared a basement with another comedian when i lived here two grown men separated by a a curtain. [ laughter ] you know what everything sounds like when you separated by a a curtain. that's what i thought i had to do to make it. other comedians had doors. in our apartment i had roommates upstairs, they'd be like, "i'm going to my room. i'd be like, "i'm going to my area." [ laughter ] one of them had a dog, the dog would always be in my area one time i left and came back, the dog was in my bed.

i was like, "who tucked you in?" [ laughter ] how did that even happen it sucked for me because i'm scared of dogs like, most people, they pet a dog, it's fine i can't get that first pet whenever i try to pet a dog they smell the fear. then they do one of these -- then i move my hand back and then the dog's like, "ooh we playing bite the finger? i love bite the finger i can't wait to play bite the finger." i hate bite the finger [ laughter ] i'm getting better, though, like i'll watch a dog on tv. like i watched the westminster dog show [ cheers ] the westminster dog show is amazing. they were introducing dogs for hours. i fell asleep, woke up they were still introducing dogs. [ laughter ] the westminister dog show has been going on since 1877 they have not missed a year since 1877 not during the great

depression not during world wars. not during covid that means somebody in the 1930s was like, "hey, it's rough out here people having trouble eating maybe we shouldn't have a dog show." and somebody else was like, "these dogs are broke too. [ laughter ] "let's see who has the best broke dog. i learned about so many dogs did y'all know there are other retrievers besides golden retrievers that's the problem, hollywood's not casting these brown and black retrievers [ laughter ] watching tv all day like, "man, i could do that. i could catch a touchdown pass i could pretend to have a family." y'all ever notice "air bud" never happens around black people [ laughter ] it's always an all white neighborhood where they're like, "ain't no rule that says a dog can't play basketball. that's the movie i want to make

i want to make a movie where a a bunch of black kids get to finally play against air bud "air bud aau tournament. [ laughter ] just a bunch of black kids putting that dog on skates, just - [ high pitch barking ] blocking the ball out his mouth. [ barks air bud coming back looking all sad like, "i don't think i'm going to get a scholarship." [ laughter ] humans, we forget we're animals. we got laser hair removal. we think we better than the animal kingdom [ laughter ] we're not. guys will remind you we're animals, though. we sext. we send pictures of our penis. that's just us doing animal stuff. that's all birds are doing when they chirp they're just like, "who trying to smash who trying to smash? who trying to hit this i got a puffy chest. who wants this puffy chest on them i got the puffiest chest on this power line.

like do y'all think roosters care if we wake up they're not our personal alarm clocks they just waking up horny in the morning like "what y'all trying to do what y'all trying to do? who trying to come through?" [ laughter and applause my name is rob haze. thank you all. [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: come on, bud that's what i'm talking about. that's rob haze. his comedy special "frontin'" is available now on youtube. we'll be right back, everybody come on back [ cheers and applause ♪

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