staff, families and the kiddos will cheer on george kittle and the niners. all dressed in their favorite 49ers gear. a big hit ahead of the big game. see? even the little ones are getting into the spirit. >> everyone! >> that is so cute. and the weekend weather? back. >> amazing, i think we got into the spirit pretty nice here as well. >> it even the dress. >> right. so much happening. let's take you to your forecast in case you missed it. watch party in the bay area, it will be dry, so nice, after all of the rain we have seen lately and look at those temperatures in the low 60s. partly sunny to partly cloudy skies on the seven-day forecast. eventually some rain chances by next friday, but let's not worry about that right now. we will worry about that in the weather office. everybody else is focusing on that awesome weekend is just around the corner. >> just enjoy. >> all right. thank you so much. go niners! >> bye-bye.. >> take care.

[ cheers and applause ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests - sylvester stallone jalen brunson, musical guest madi diaz, and featuring the legendary roots crew >> questlove: 1921 >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause

>> jimmy: come on, that's a great crowd. [ cheers and applause thank you! welcome! enjoy yourself enjoy yourself welcome, everybody welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show. you are here [ cheers and applause you made it. thank you for watching at home well, guys, it is finally here, the super bowl is this sunday. [ cheers and applause yeah right now your stomach's looking at your liver like, "we can do this. [ laughter ] yep, super bowl weekend is here a little advice, if you're planning to skip work on monday, today was the day to start fake coughing in the office [ laughter and applause you should've done it earlier. [ cheers and applause i saw that new yorkers will get an unseasonably warm super bowl this weekend, with temperatures in the mid-50s [ cheers and applause yeah the one weekend literally everyone spends six hours inside staring at the tv [ laughter ]

meanwhile, people think this could be the most watched tv event of all time. [ audience oohs yep. the game is airing on cbs, and you can also watch it on paramount+ you won't, but you can [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause that's right that's right, this year's super bowl is expected to be the highest rated game ever. it is so historic, even president biden will remember it [ laughter ] [ audience aws ] what was he -- is he in the news or something? of course, everyone's excited for the commercials. and apparently this year, a 30-second super bowl ad will cost $7 million. [ audience ohs ] nobody spent that much money for 30 seconds since the jets signed aaron rodgers [ exclamations and applause that's - ♪ that's the joke of the - >> steve: whoa >> jimmy: i heard that the budweiser clydesdales will be back this year [ cheers and applause

yeah unfortunately, they're appearing in a commercial for taco bell's new chalupa. [ laughter ] that's right, a 30-second ad during this year's super bowl costs $7 million, which is why some companies are testing out shorter ads to avoid high costs. like, i mean, check out this new ad from starbucks. >> we here at starbucks like to sell coffee. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, that's - [ cheers and applause the whole ad it gets right to the point look at this one though from h&m. >> shirts, pants, stuff like that [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "stuff like that"? >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: and finally here's the weirdest one [ burp ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i -- i just -- that costed - >> steve: wow. >> jimmy: that cost -- [ cheers and applause that cost them half a million dollars. >> steve: wow. wow. >> jimmy: that's right, the super bowl is here, and everyone's getting ready for their parties. if you stacked all of the wings that we're going to eat, it would reach the sky. if you stacked all the celery

we're going to eat, it'd reach about here [ laughter ] another food people love to serve is spinach artichoke dip yeah [ cheers and applause you know you made it right when someone's like, "i can barely taste the spinach or the artichoke. [ laughter ] "well done." and the super bowl is also one of the busiest delivery days of the year yeah isn't it amazing that taylor swift can arrive from japan faster than your pizza [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause yeah, sunday is a huge day for the chiefs and 49ers, but there are 30 teams who didn't make it and that means their mascots are off the clock. let's see what they're doing instead. first up, the patriots mascot is warning people about the dangers of ozempic face. [ laughter ] next up, the saints mascot is seeing a urologist about his chin [ audience oohs [ laughter ] and the browns mascot is making off-brand cookies called jeeblers [ laughter and applause jeeblers

jeebler elf. next up, the falcons' mascot is watching that drake video. [ audience ohs ] >> steve: hey-o! >> jimmy: up next, the bears mascot is coming down off a cocaine binge. [ laughter ] next, the vikings mascot is storming the capitol in this exact outfit [ laughter and applause and finally, the eagles mascot is accepting that the new symbol of america is taylor swift [ cheers and applause you gotta accept it. well, as you might have heard, president biden declined to do the traditional pre-super bowl interview with cbs but this is amazing, he actually agreed to do one with us so, if you don't mind, we're going to ask him a few questions right now. mr. president, thank you so much for joining us. are you excited for the super bowl >> i can't hear you. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i'll try to speak up, sir. tell us, how long have you been a football fan >> since 1933. >> jimmy: wow, that's a long time

that's a long time and who do you think is gonna win this sunday's big game >> the los angeles dodgers >> jimmy: okay, all right. [ laughter ] well, i've got to ask, how many times do you think that they'll show taylor swift during the game >> a billion, a trillion, 700 million -- [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: that's a good guess. that's a good guess. [ cheers and applause two more questions who do you think is gonna win mvp? >> roger staubach. >> jimmy: okay [ laughter ] and i want you to enjoy the game, mr. president. where will you be on sunday? >> in bed by 9:00. >> jimmy: okay [ cheers and applause thank you very much for your time i appreciate it. thank you, mr. president ♪ he took his time out to do an interview with us. >> steve: newsworthy >> jimmy: well, hey, everyone is talking about a new report from the special counsel investigating biden's handling of classified documents that claimed his memory was significantly limited, and that he didn't even remember the years he was vice president. >> steve: oh, man. that's real bad. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah i know, yeah, it's not good at

all. >> steve: yeah, so, biden didn't' even remember that he was, like, vice president in 1989? >> jimmy: 1989 higgins, he was vice president from 2009 to 2017. >> steve: i knew that. must've just slipped my mind [ laughter ] >> jimmy: higgins, you mind if i test your memory real quick? >> steve: sure i have a great memory. ask me anything. >> jimmy: where'd you meet your wife >> steve: titanic. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what's your wife's name >> steve: megan thee wife. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: how many kids do you have >> steve: 133. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what're your kid's names? >> steve: oh, come on. kim, khloe, kourtney, kyler -- >> jimmy: all right, all right what -- what high school did you go to? >> steve: uh, hogwarts [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what was the name of your first pet >> steve: doja cat [ cheers ] >> jimmy: who's the quarterback for the kansas city chiefs >> steve: neil patrick harris, come on. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who's the quarterback for the 49ers? >> steve: brock obama. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay when is super bowl sunday? >> steve: super bowl sunday? last friday. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: who is travis kelce dating >> steve: jason kelce.

>> jimmy: all right. [ laughter ] just one more question who's the number one solo artist of the year >> steve: number one solo artist of the year >> jimmy: yes. >> steve: that's easy. drake. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: i'll give you that one. i'll give you that one ♪ steve higgins, everybody >> jimmy: hey, guys, i saw on cnn our pal wolf blitzer was interviewing congressman jamie raskin -- did you see this >> steve: yeah >> jimmy: when it looked like he started feeling a little sick watch this >> yeah, it does look like a a majority of the justices, the conservatives -- act in the meantime to exercise our two-thirds - [ laughter ] -- authority to remove the disability from donald trump >> steve: what [ laughter ] >> jimmy: he was, like, "coming up next, my breakfast. [ laughter ] blitzer then ran off and screamed and wolfed into a a trash basket >> steve: oi [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: guys, i read that the usda just issued a public health alert after trader joe's customers found rocks in their frozen chicken and onion pilaf

[ audience oohs are you kidding? my super bowl party is ruined. [ laughter ] frozen chicken and onion pilaf with rocks when he heard that, wolf blitzer was like -- >> two-thirds. >> jimmy: okay [ laughter and applause and finally guys, i cannot wait for the super bowl this weekend. the chiefs and the 49ers are pretty evenly matched. it's going to be a real toss up of who's going to win. personally, i'm going to go with kansas city higgins, what about you? >> steve: yeah, i'm going to go kansas city too. i'm a huge kelce fan >> jimmy: yeah, cool tariq, what about you? >> tariq: my money's on the 49ers, man brock purdy all the way. >> jimmy: oh, all right. [ cheers and applause what about you, james? who do you think is going to win the super bowl >> oh, i don't care who wins what i like is getting together with my fellow "star trek" fans to watch the super bowl. it's so fun. oh, god. [ laughter ] we speak klingon the entire day, and get our munchy munch on [ laughter ] l-o-l.

real trekkies know what i mean in fact, if you don't mind, jimmy, i would like to talk to the trekkie community, directly in klingon [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: okay, well - [ cheers and applause ♪ anyway, thank you, james we have a great show, everyone give it up for the roots [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪

[ cheers and applause >> steve: i didn't know he was such a big trekkie >> jimmy: i didn't know he could speak klingon. >> steve: yeah, wow. >> jimmy: that's amazing i'm impressed. >> tariq: fluent in klingon. >> jimmy: guys, be sure to tune in all week next week, by the way. we have some great shows coming up queen latifah will be here [ cheers and applause tyler perry. michael cera will all be on the show and on friday our guest will be jennifer lopez this is gonna be a good week [ cheers and applause but first, what a show we have for you tonight. he is a hollywood legend season two of his reality show, "the family stallone" begins streaming february 21st on paramount+ sylvester stallone is here tonight. [ cheers and applause plus, he is an all-star point guard for the new york knicks. he also founded the second round foundation, and has a new podcast called "the roommates show." jalen brunson is here tonight! [ cheers and applause the best he's the best. and we've got great music.

madi diaz is performing tonight. [ cheers and applause guys, today is friday, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course, i send out thank you notes. and i was just running a bit behind today so, i thought if you wouldn't mind, can i write out some thank you notes right now? [ cheers and applause thank you. james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please ♪ [ laughter ] he's mad he's mad at us he's mad [ laughter ] they put the ears -- they put the ears up. just funny, man. ♪ thank you, 49ers mascot, sourdough sam for looking like yosemite sam got swole [ laughter and applause ♪

thank you, the constitution, for being a brilliant document, where the founding fathers suddenly realized they were writing way too big. [ laughter and applause "we're not gonna fit it all. we're not gonna fit it all on this piece of paper. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, cold and flu season, for making everyone wake up each morning thinking, "i wonder which nostril will work today? [ laughter and applause ♪ [ laughter ] thank you, guacamole in less than an hour you go from mexican fiesta to the mucinex mascot [ laughter and applause [ cheers and applause happens real fast. ♪ thank you, valentine's day hearts, for being the best tasting chalk i've ever had. [ laughter and applause >> steve: oh, a necco wafer. ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: thank you,

cauliflower on the veggie tray at a super bowl party for always being the last one at the party. [ cheers and applause there you have it, everybody those are our thank you notes. thank you very much. hey -- [ cheers and applause you know what? before we go on with the show, i think it's time for a special request. >> jimmy's special request [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: this one -- this one comes in from taryn in spokane, washington -- spokane, washington she says, "dear jimmy, i love nba all stars, poetry, and smash mouth. can you do something involving those three things?" as a matter of fact, i think i can. ladies and gentlemen, here to do a dramatic spoken word reading of "all star" by smash mouth, please welcome new york knicks point guard and nba all-star, jalen brunson! [ cheers and applause ♪ >> thank you

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predict who's gonna win. but you're in luck, because when it comes to predicting things, we have a secret weapon - [ drumroll ] and it's puppies that's right ladies and gentlemen - [ cheers and applause it's time for the "puppy predictors, super bowl lviii edition. [ cheers and applause ♪ puppy predictor puppy predictors♪ >> jimmy: welcome to the "puppy predictors: super bowl lviii edition. here's how it works. we have ten puppies and two bowls of kibble, one representing the kansas city chiefs, the other representing the san francisco 49ers. whichever team's bowl gets the most puppies will be crowned the super bowl champs. [ cheers and applause now, let's meet the puppies. ♪ [ cheers and applause we have -- we have ron bell we have kyle mcadams mary kennedy ted mooney

donna braylon. peter winston. roger blain. lisa armstrong bruce devins and of course, gary frick jr [ cheers and applause all right, guys, before -- before you come out, okay, i want no butt sniffing, okay? i want you to be really -- okay gary gary, get over here. there's gary's head. i just saw gary frick -- gary, there you are. hey, gary, listen up, okay i want this to be clean, okay? no butt sniffing, no nothing all right, here we go. all right, i think it's about time here we go let's release the puppies. [ cheers and applause [ bell dings ] oh, my gosh. i think we got a winner. i think it's gonna be -- who -- who's coming out last hey, gary, what are you doing? [ audience aws ] come on, buddy ♪ [ audience aws ]

♪ you want to play [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause hi, buddy. guys, the winning team will be the san francisco 49ers. [ cheers and applause congratulations on being the super bowl champs. enjoy the game, everybody. we'll be right back with sylvester stallone stick around [ cheers and applause ♪ >> jimmy: you went to the vatican -- >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i have to ask you about this - this is a picture of you shadowboxing the pope. [ laughter ] and i just - what - >> doin' the pope-a-dope thing >> jimmy: doing the pope-a-dope? no, you can't pope-a-dope!

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producer, season 2 of his reality show, "the family stallone" begins streaming on paramount plus february 21st everyone, please welcome sylvester stallone [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: looking good, bud. welcome back that's exactly right come on. they love you, come on [ cheers and applause welcome back [ cheers and applause welcome back >> hey guys. >> jimmy: i love having you back >> oh, thank you >> jimmy: you look good. how are you feeling? everything good, bud >> ah, my days are numbered. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's not true at all. >> i'm feeling really good the show is going good the career is going good

family is great. >> jimmy: i want to ask you about this i want to ask you about the movie "barbie. >> yeah. >> jimmy: yeah, you have a a connection with the oscar-nominated film >> everyone used to call me barbie, so - >> jimmy: no, no, no that's not the connection. that's not the connection. no >> no, actually, the director said, "do you want to be in the film?" i said, "i'd love to be in the film." then i was stuck on "tulsa king" so i couldn't be on. and then took kind of my image, and with ryan and it was like amazing. so that's the story. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: this is true, look >> they put him in a fur coat. the ken coat is actually -- i used to wear a ken coat. for real [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean - [ cheers and applause come on, buddy that's how you - >> i know. >> jimmy: how do you -- wow. that is fantastic. >> don't show that to peta >> jimmy: no, it's faux fur. sure, it's faux fur. hey, those talk, years ago in some article i saw or it was actually recent where you were talking about rambo.

>> yeah. >> jimmy: and you said if someone else would play rambo, who would you want it to be and you said ryan gosling. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and isn't that bizarre? >> i'll tell you why, i met him at a dinner and obviously we're opposites. he's good looking. i'm not. that's how it's works. >> jimmy: no >> no, now seriously can you imagine me as ken. like, arrr [ laughter ] like, doesn't work at all. so, but he goes, "i'm always fascinated by 'rambo' and i used to go to school dressed as 'rambo' and people would chase me away. and i still didn't stop and i, you know, vacationed as 'rambo.' he just kept saying that he had a lot of affiliation with "rambo" and i thought, you know, this is interesting. if i ever pass the baton, i'll pass it on to him because he loves the character. >> jimmy: could that ever be a a real thing do you think he could be in the movie "rambo"? he could be the next "rambo" >> i would say yes but, i don't know if anyone would say he's too good looking to be "rambo." >> jimmy: no >> yeah. >> jimmy: i would like to be "rambo." >> jimbo jimbo. >> jimmy: jimbo, yeah. [ laughter ]

[ cheers and applause >> jumbo >> jimmy: yeah, dumbo might be better >> and dumbo >> jimmy: dumbo might be better for me >> dumbo jimbo. >> jimmy: big news, though, this last time we were talking here your family was moving out of your home in los angeles, forever you were there, and you moved -- >> big move. >> jimmy: big. [ laughter ] and you moved back to the east coast. >> i did but it's amazing because we moved out we're looking for adventure, you might say. that's another complicated story, but we sold it to adele [ cheers and applause adele. >> jimmy: i mean, adele -- the legendary singer >> amazing >> jimmy: but she had one sticking point >> she had a stipulation >> jimmy: stipulation. she goes, "i would only buy this house, love, if you leave this statue in --" you have a statue of "rocky" by the pool in the backyard and you go, "that's your only -- >> that's it >> jimmy: you go, of course, you can have the statue. she freaked out. this is the statue by adele's pool and it was your pool but this is -- i mean, that - >> that's a real rainbow

>> jimmy: that's a real -- it is come on. >> that's a real "rambo" rainbow. >> jimmy: it's a "rambo" rainbow "rocky." [ light laughter ] hey, speaking of "rocky," you lost someone very near and dear to you last week >> i know, that was terrible >> jimmy: carl weathers. >> it was so shocking, you know every time i just swell up with - he was magnificent i don't -- "rocky" was a a compilation of really great actors almost born to play those parts and i couldn't fill that spot because it required incredible athleticism, brains, spirit, talent, speed. he had it all. he had it all. but the best thing is, first day he came in to read -- actually it was at night, and we were at the wit's end because we couldn't find anyone they had taken him off a piper cub going to oakland because he lived in oakland >> jimmy: yeah >> and he was at that time still playing for oakland raiders as a a linebacker so, you know he's fit. he comes in, he goes, "oh, god, this better be good. and, like, he was in a bad mood >> jimmy: yeah, yeah >> i'm going, perfect, check that

bad mood i like it. >> jimmy: perfect so far >> big voice he's coming at me. >> jimmy: yeah >> then we read. he's going, "oh, my god. if you can get me a real actor i could perform. [ laughter ] that loser, that's rocky >> jimmy: he's actually the actor. >> then i stood up and literally he took his shirt off, i went, "oh my god, am in trouble. 'cause i looked like pooh bear at the time. [ laughter ] i did. and he looked like adonis, so. >> jimmy: yeah >> and banged about three shots off my forehead and i went, "hired." that's it. >> jimmy: you said hired, yeah >> like, concussion yeah >> jimmy: but, you loved each other. >> i loved him i couldn't have done it without him. he's magnificent >> jimmy: you brought some behind-the-scenes footage of you and carl weathers, rehearsing the final fight scene in "rocky 1. and i think it shows the special relationship >> yeah, this is like 1977, '76. >> jimmy: let's take a look at this >> okay. >> yeah. >> i should move a little closer because i want to at least get my hand -- >> fall into the ropes >> right

>> okay. >> come on, come on. beat me, beat me i love it, i love it >> oh, god [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i mean, come on. [ cheers and applause >> we had a great time >> jimmy: sorry, buddy thank you for sharing that story. >> sure. sure thank you. >> jimmy: between your documentary "sly," which, by the way, i loved it. i loved seeing you walk through hell's kitchen and just going, "oh, i used to live there. >> right there >> jimmy: that was just great. if you haven't seen it, check it out you'll love it, but also your reality show is a giant hit. part of this season, it takes place in italy during a big family vacation. >> right right. >> jimmy: and you went to the vatican. >> yeah. >> jimmy: and i have to ask you about this this is a picture of you shadow boxing the pope. [ laughter ] and i just -- what - >> doing that pope-a-dope thing. >> jimmy: doing the pope-a-dope. [ laughter ] no, you can't pope-a-dope. you can't do this to the pope. >> i'm going to hell now >> jimmy: you really are going to hell. i mean you can't -- what made you do this? >> it just slipped -- well actually, he goes, we're sitting there and everyone is

very reverent. it's like, [ humming ] >> jimmy: yeah you just feel it >> yeah. my wife has 15 rosaries. are you going to sell this stuff? [ laughter ] i mean, pay for the trip i don't know but, the pope, god love him, looks about 150. you know, i'm just saying. [ light laughter ] on a good day. on a good day. >> jimmy: all the popes. >> so he comes out and goes, "i grew up watching your movies." [ laughter ] i went, "what? >> jimmy: you're like, let's go come on, let's do it right now did you watch my movie you going to watch my movie? remember this scene? >> remember this one [ laughter ] this is true he was fantastic -- he had such a great humor and takes a great body shot. he does. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip.

here's a peek at season 2 of "the family stallone." take a look at this. >> i have a responsibility as a father to do everything i can and the first thing is we have to learn about a little self-defense, something. >> honestly, my dad is the most paranoid person on the planet. >> he is crazy >> growing up we had to learn how to fight off a coyote. >> he always made them overprepared like, "what if someone comes up and gives you a piece of candy what are you going to do." >> he's so annoying when he's nervous. >> i'm showing them pictures of accidents. i used to have a cartoon slogan about what to do if you see a gun, run and tell your parents. >> he made us practice pepper spray each other oh my god, that's so bad he put a little knife in my backpack in fourth grade i probably shouldn't say that. [ laughter and applause >> jimmy: sylvester stallone, everybody. season 2 of "the family stallone" premieres february 21st on paramount plus we'll be right back with more "tonight show. stick around [ cheers and applause ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: our next guest is an all-star point guard for the new york knicks. [ cheers and applause he is the founder of "the second round foundation," and he has a new podcast called "the roommates show. please welcome, jalen brunson. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: jalen, welcome to the show new york loves you, buddy. new york loves you welcome. [ cheers and applause

how you doing? how is the ankle, by the way >> everything's good >> jimmy: yeah >> everything's good, yeah >> jimmy: are you gonna come back are you ready to come back soon >> we'll see >> jimmy: okay, all right. okay, good [ light laughter ] you grew up around the nba, right? your dad, rick, he actually played for the knicks. >> he did. he played for the '99 team they went to the finals. so, he brought them a little good luck. >> jimmy: yeah here you are here as a kid [ cheers and applause this is you as a kid walking around the garden in a knicks jersey [ audience aws ] and now -- and now you're playing for the knicks, and kids come to the garden wearing your jersey. that's cool. >> it's really cool. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: what does it feel like what does it feel like >> i can't explain it. it's actually really cool to be able to go out there and see that i try my hardest to stay inside those lines and, like, not focus on anything that's happening outside. >> jimmy: the game >> yeah, that too. [ light laughter ] i just try my best not to focus on it. but it's impossible. you see all these kids wearing your jersey, and it means the world. so i try to do my best to be a a role model, and just do what

i can. >> jimmy: you do a great job >> yeah. >> jimmy: i'd like to -- [ cheers and applause i'm going to show you these only because it has a great ending but when you first got signed on the knicks in 2022, you got some pretty harsh reviews here this says, "knicks' pursuit of brunson ends with overpriced contract." "potential bust is jalen brunson. "don't be surprised if this ultimately backfires grade c. that's -- yeah [ audience boos fast forward to now. these are real articles about you this week. "jalen brunson is the best point guard in the nba." [ cheers and applause "the jaw dropping rise of jalen brunson, nba superstar no one saw coming." "time to put jalen brunson firmly in the mvp conversation." [ cheers and applause ♪ mvp! i mean, you're an all star right now you're an mvp candidate, and the knicks are

having the best season of the century. do you like proving everyone wrong? [ light laughter ] >> i guess so. i feel like that's what people on the outside think "oh, he's proving everyone wrong. yeah, but for me, i like to say like i prove to myself that i belong i belong here. i worked this hard to get here [ cheers and applause so, while i am proving people wrong, i'm just like -- i worked this hard to be here. so, i've got to keep that mindset. keep that confidence just make sure that doesn't waver in any way >> jimmy: do you have any game day rituals that you do? >> hm-mm, yeah, i do [ light laughter ] i try to stay the same pretty much every game day, to what time i wake up, what time i eat, what time i leave like literally get in the car and go to the shoot around do all that stuff. >> jimmy: yeah >> but i think the one thing that's a little obscure is i listen to bieber before i run out. [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: you listen to bieber justin bieber?

>> i listen to justin bieber right before i run out >> jimmy: every game >> every game. >> jimmy: same song? >> no, i shuffle i shuffle. [ laughter ] i shuffle. yeah, i started in college i started in college so, i went to villanova. [ cheers and applause yes. my sister actually put me onto the "purpose" album. it came out 2015-ish so, that album is amazing. i'm not going to lie it's amazing [ cheers ] so, going to the game, i'm shuffling music, and one of the songs on the album was playing as i'm going to an ncaa tournament game. so i listen to it, we end up winning. and then it happened again, so i was like, "this might be a a thing. [ light laughter ] and then we kept winning and winning, and we won a national championship my freshman year. [ cheers and applause yep. so, that happened. and then my junior year, same thing. we won it again. so, i was like, "i got to keep this alive." >> jimmy: have you ever met justin bieber? >> i have not. >> jimmy: no >> no, no, no.

>> jimmy: you haven't met him. he's a great guy >> great guy great music. >> jimmy: yeah he's good luck for you i want to talk about your podcast, 'cause this sounds fun to me. it's called "the roommates show." okay and here's your roommates right here explain who these guys are >> just some coworkers >> jimmy: yeah >> just a couple coworkers [ laughter ] that's me in the middle. have donte divincenzo. he was my freshman year roommate and then my sophomore year roommate was josh hart >> jimmy: that's wild. so, you all went to villanova. >> yes, we did we did >> jimmy: this is you here at villanova. that's wild. [ cheers and applause so, you actually were roommates. were they good roommates >> yes >> jimmy: they were good roommates? >> yes, from the point of, like, i love being clean and neat >> jimmy: yes. >> donte was the cleanest, neatest person ever. i was always spotless. my side was spotless

it was perfect josh was - [ light laughter ] josh was a great roommate. he had a lot of stuff. [ laughter ] he had -- when i say "a lot," like, he was a hoarder he had everything in this room and we're in these apartment-style dorms, and the rooms aren't that big. like, you can't walk through josh's room. you've got to climb over everything to get to the desk, the dresser, all that. >> jimmy: he just keeps everything >> keeps everything. he has -- he had, like, a big container. it was like a three-drawer container, just all candy and snacks >> jimmy: that's not good for your workout routine >> well, he eats mike and ikes before every game. so, it's working for him >> jimmy: he does mike and ikes >> he does >> jimmy: i love hearing these stories of what you do before the game jalen, i have one last question for you. when the knicks win the nba championship, will you - [ cheers and applause will you bring the larry o'brien trophy here to "the tonight show" >> i will. 1,000% i'll bring it right here

>> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause that's what i'm talking about. jalen brunson, everybody check out "the roommates show" wherever you get your podcasts we'll be right back with a a performance from madi diaz stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ music playing ♪ [tire screech] ♪ it's time ♪ ♪ to say goodbye, ♪ ♪ goodbye, ♪ [notification sound] ♪ hello ♪ [phew] ♪

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but i do ♪ ♪ on the 9th of may i wrote it down ♪ ♪ i found the journal when i was movin into your house ♪ ♪ big love big love those were the words it was gonna be big love it was gonna be big love ♪ ♪ is it gonna be okay if you keep some things just for you ♪ ♪ and i keep some things just for me ♪ ♪ is it oka if we give each othe almost everything ♪ everything ♪ ♪ everything almost everything everything almost ♪ ♪ i had a dream there was a baby inside of m one hand in my belly the other one pointing ♪ ♪ ordering you around

the house like a bitch and you just laughin and taking it ♪ ♪ and then i thin about my parents and what if they'r not here to see ♪ ♪ i don't think tha i could handle i don't want t start believing it ♪ ♪ so i completely avoid it ♪ ♪ is it gonna be okay if we really do this build a family build a life ♪ ♪ dad always used to sa that you can have everything ♪ ♪ but not all at the same time ♪ ♪ everything almost everything everything almost ♪ ♪ almos everything almost ♪ everything ♪ ♪ everythin

almost almost ♪ ♪ and we've got it baby we've got it everything ♪ ♪ we've got it baby we've got it everything almost ♪ [ cheers and applause >> jimmy: yeah, come on. thank you so much. fantastic! thank you so much. madi diaz! [ cheers and applause "weird faith" is out now we'll be right back, everybody phenomenal [ cheers and applause ♪

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>> jimmy: my thanks to sylvester stallone, jalen brunson, madi diaz, once again! [ cheers and applause and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania thank you for watching stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers. goodnight, everybody bye-bye. [ cheers and applause ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers. tonight -- kenan thompson, comedian ronny chieng an all-new "closer look. featuring the 8g band with dave hidalgo jr. ♪