or jeff bezos, it is bernard arnold. his net worth me in at $233 billion. along with swift, the newcomers clude christian lubaton, matthew johnson. dick wolf and open ai's sam altman. jeff bezos came in at number two. elon mu number two. mark zuckerberg, number four. so i don't think they are crying their way. they are fine. >> if you are in paris for the olympics you can check out mr. arnold. >> i think he is already taken. >> do a little window shopping. so, son that forecast, we have clouds returning tomorrow. cooler temps and rain back with us thursday and friday. >> all right. we'll see you tomorrow. bye bye. >> goodnight.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- rebel wilson, alison brie, dr. david agus, comedian preacher lawson, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: what's up -- >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: oh, come on. i feel the love. pccp thank you! welcome, everybody. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching at home. well, guys, it was a cold, rainy, gloomy day here in new york city. but you know what they say, "april showers bring seasonal depression." [ laughter ] we're going to have fun. we're going to have fun tonight. actually, everyone here is so excited, because the solar eclipse is less than a week away. [ cheers ] it's going to happen here in new york city monday afternoon at 3:25. yeah. of course, it's important to remember the solar eclipse is like a smiling guy on a a subway -- it's best not to stare directly at him. [ laughter and scattered applause ] i saw that to celebrate the big day, applebee's is offering the "perfect eclipse margarita." [ cheers ]

applebee's says it's a great way to blackout during a a blackout, which i thought was -- [ laughter ] did you guys see this? house republicans just introduced a bill to rename washington, d.c.'s dulles international airport after former president trump. [ light laughter ] it's a great idea for anyone who wants to see an airport go bankrupt. [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] trump airport, yeah. trump airport, don't be surprised when every store becomes a hudson fake news. [ laughter ] speaking of trump, he finally paid the $175 million bond in his new york civil fraud case. the money came from an insurer out in california, but in order to get the bond, trump had to put up some collateral. now, we don't know exactly what trump promised he'd give up in exchange for the money. that information isn't public -- [ laughter ] so, all we can do is speculate. but once we find out more,

we're going to let you know. [ cheers and laughter ] meanwhile, due to trump's low cash and limited resources, the biden campaign says that they think florida is winnable. [ light laughter ] i mean, technically, powerball is winnable. [ laughter ] but doesn't make it a good bet, you know, like -- yeah, "gisele's single. i could date gisele." you go, "yeah, technically, i guess you could, yeah?" no. a lot of florida voters have doubts about biden. they're like, "i don't know, he's just so young." [ laughter ] some more news from florida -- the state supreme court just ruled that a measure to legalize marijuana can appear on the ballot this fall. i know, it's shocking, apparently florida has laws. [ laughter ] now when kids hear their grandparents complain about their joints, it'll have nothing to do with arthritis. [ laughter ] that's a goodie. [ cheers and applause ] that's a goodie there.

well, some news from the white house today. president biden and chinese president xi jinping talked on the phone about tiktok. [ light laughter ] biden was like, "uh, here are my thoughts." and xi was like, "yeah, yeah, i already know your thoughts 'cause of tiktok." [ laughter ] guys, i read that costco is going to offer a new weight loss program to their members. costco. [ light laughter ] i don't know if a pallet of 100 calorie bags of oreos is going to help, but i'm -- [ laughter ] i'm down to see 'em try. well, get this, siriusxm announced that they're launching an entire channel dedicated to taylor swift. [ cheers and applause ] that's right, a channel that just plays taylor swift. it's called the radio. [ laughter ] some more business news, united airlines is asking their pilots to take some time off 'cause of a shortage of new boeing planes. [ light laughter ]

so, to sum it up, the pilots are taking off but the planes can't. [ laughter ] guys, listen to this, hot topic announced that shoppers' personal data was accessed in a a recent data breach. >> steve: ooh. >> jimmy: hot topic announced the news like, "ugh, we're going through something! you just don't understand! [ laughter ] you're not my real dad, keith!" [ laughter ] and finally, eight people were left stranded on an island after their cruise ship left without them. [ light laughter ] they watched the boat leave like, "thank god, we're saved." [ cheers and applause ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome to the show. thank you so much for tuning in. yesterday was april fools' day. and so, i got home early enough

to see the kids before they went to sleep. and so, i have two daughters that are like 10 and 9. and so, i go -- there was an ipad on the kitchen counter that said, "videotape yourself drinking this lemonade, dad." so, like, okay, i do that, and it's just straight lemon juice. you know, so -- it was a good one. so i go, "okay, whatever." so, then i take my coat off, whatever. i go up to say good night to 'em. and they go, "oh, dad's here, dad's here." so, frannie comes over, she goes, "dad, put on something that you're not afraid to get messy." [ ohs and light laughter ] again, i'm there maybe 40 seconds, a minute i'm at home. i go, "okay." so, i put a t-shirt on. they go -- she goes, "dad?" and i'm like, "are they going to put makeup on me or something?" or i've seen, like, kids -- dads, they put -- kids -- i don't know. my kids don't do it. but i'm like, "maybe she wants to put makeup on me or something." whatever they want to do. she goes "dad?" and i go, "yeah?" she goes -- and she hits me across the face with a plate of whipped cream. [ laughter ] [ rimshot ]

a giant, massive -- >> steve: wham. >> jimmy: smack. whipped cream all over the walls. [ laughter ] i go, "what is wrong with you?" she goes, "it's april fools'." it's april fools' day." [ laughter ] i go, "that's not even what you do on april fools'." i go, "that is terrible. i can't even believe that this is --" i mean, it's not even anywhere near my shirt. all over my face, all over everything. i go, "well, i'm gonna -- i'm gonna get you back. i'm gonna spend the whole year and i'm -- next april fools', i'll get you back." she goes, "do you think i care?" [ laughter ] i go, "oh! oh." >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: i go, "yeah, you should care. 'cause i'm really gonna go for it next april fools'. so yeah, you should care. in fact, i'm going to put like a -- like a snake in your bed or something." she goes, "i like snakes." [ laughter ] i go, "well, all right --" then, we're just talking, and i -- i put her down, we're talking. and i'm about to leave her bedroom and she goes, "hey, dad?" she goes, "yeah." she goes, "i really don't want snakes --" [ audience ohs ] "-- in my bed." and i go, "do you think i

care?" [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> steve: wow! >> jimmy: don't mess with me. guys, we have -- we -- [ light laughter ] whap! dude, it was insane, i mean -- [ light laughter ] i don't what is -- why my wife didn't warn me or anything? it was clear the whole family was involved. >> steve: something rotten will be tomorrow. >> jimmy: it was everywhere, dude. she got me good. we're so happy today, guys. we got some great news. we got nominated for four webbys today. >> steve: yeah! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we are -- we're very excited. we love the webby awards. we love our online audience, they're such a big part of our show's success. i mean, "the tonight show" is the number one late night show on digital and social -- almost 100 million followers and subscribers. [ cheers and applause ] and last year -- last year we did over 7 billion views. [ cheers and applause ] that's crazy.

you guys push our show to the next level. if we do a sketch on the show, you send it around. you get people talking. you are the water cooler. you're the new water cooler, that's what -- so, we love you. we love creating content for you. thanks to our "tonight show" team that work so hard. and thank you webbys for the nomination. get out there and vote for us. [ cheers and applause ] ooh. speaking -- >> steve: oh. >> jimmy: speaking of voting. you guys, we've been getting tons of votes in for our fallon book club spring read, okay? [ cheers and applause ] it's the real deal. we're doing a book club. that's right, we started with 16 books, okay? now we're down to eight. they're all great books. they're all -- look at these. can you see them all? yeah, these are all great. we -- the voting for this round goes till 12:30, you have 1 more hour to vote. so, if you go online, you can go to fallonbookclub.com, or you can just click on this qr code. and your bleep blorp, your phone will get you there. >> steve: yeah, bling, blang, boom. >> jimmy: you put your phone up, put it in -- yeah.

take a picture in camera, and suddenly, it'll pop in your screen, you get right to this and take a vote. and then, i will be honest, i haven't read any of these books, but -- [ laughter ] but -- but out of these, we're going to narrow it down to four, then two, and then the one that wins we're all going to read together. [ scattered cheers ] and i think it's gonna be -- i think its gonna be this thin one. [ laughter and applause ] that one looks like -- >> steve: what you want, yeah. >> jimmy: that feels like a a front-runner. >> steve: not that you care. you don't care. >> jimmy: let's not even look at the -- let's not even look at the bindings. look at this. [ laughter ] what book -- what book do you want all to read together? i think this one's in the lead, is what i'm hearing. >> steve: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: but it's super fun. we've done a couple book clubs before, but this one, by far, is our most successful. people want to read. the people want to read, i love it. [ cheers and applause ] so, check it out, and go to it. i appreciate it. what a -- what a show we have for you tonight. oh, my gosh, speaking of books, we have so many people with books. but you know her from films like "bridesmaids" and the "pitch perfect" franchise. she has a new memoir out today

called "rebel rising." [ cheers and applause ] rebel wilson is here! [ cheers and applause ] yes! out today. >> steve: come on. >> jimmy: she stars in the new series, "apples never fall," which is available now on peacock. alison brie is joining us! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: very fun, very talented. he is one of the world's leading doctors and medical researchers. his new book, "the book of animal secrets: nature's lessons for a long and happy life" is out now. dr. david agus is here! >> steve: yeah! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you've got medical questions -- >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: he's the guy. >> steve: i love him. >> jimmy: if you have any questions -- you guys have any questions -- any questions to ask the doctor? what's bothering you, what do you want? [ light laughter ] you want advice? gimme -- gimme a question. i'll ask him. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: more -- more sleep? >> yes. >> jimmy: "how do you get more sleep?" or --? [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "more sleep" is not a a question. it's just a -- [ laughter ] -- statement.

"how do you get more sleep?" >> steve: "how do you sleep at night?" >> jimmy: you just go to bed early, yeah. [ laughter ] i -- i can answer that one. >> steve: are you a doctor? >> questlove: headaches, headaches. >> jimmy: headaches? >> questlove: yes. >> jimmy: headaches. >> questlove: "how to rid yourself of headaches." >> jimmy: "how to get rid of headaches." he -- he's really more of a a cancer doctor. but, you know -- [ laughter ] i can ask him about these sleep and headaches and stuff like that. >> steve: ask him about my toe. >> jimmy: yeah, but anyways, he's a genius. and this is super -- a super interesting book, and what he discovered with what we have common with animals and how we can use that to live longer. we're going to talk to dr. agus later. he's great. [ cheers and applause ] we got great standup, too. oh, one of my favorites. preacher lawson is here tonight! >> steve: oh! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: stick around, we'll be right back with rebel wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ when skeletons ruled the earth ♪ [ beatboxing ] [ light laughter ] ♪ when skeletons ruled the earth ♪ [ beatboxing ] >> and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went --

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>> jimmy: our first guest starred in blockbuster films like "bridesmaids" and the "pitch perfect" franchise. she's now written this new memoir, "rebel rising," which is available now. please welcome rebel wilson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. [ cheers and applause ] wow. how -- are you excited? it's officially out today, the memoir. >> yeah, i mean, i'm -- i'm excited, but i'm also a bit terrified, 'cause it's like, all my personal, private secrets. >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] but you knew that was going to come out. i mean, that's why you're -- >> yeah, i know, but when you're writing it, it's just you in a dark room, just going -- >> jimmy: yeah. [ light laughter ] >> you know, and reviewing my

journals, going -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> "yes." >> jimmy: now everyone's gonna see it. >> i know. >> jimmy: but there's -- there's so many great stories, and i want to get to all of this. first of all, since i've seen you, you've become a mom. congratulations on having -- [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that's the best thing. can i show this? >> yeah, show it, yes. >> jimmy: oh, no, look at royce! >> this is my daughter. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: no, no, no! she's so cute. >> she is. and it's just awesome having a a baby, 'cause you never know when you're just gonna pick 'em up and they projectile vomit all over you. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you never know. >> you never know. >> jimmy: no, it's -- literally it's a gamble every time you pick them up. >> yeah, yeah. every day is different. >> jimmy: how old is she? >> she's 17 months, today, actually. >> jimmy: oh, my god. [ audience aws ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: bud, congratulations. >> little cutie. [ cheers and applause ] aw, thank you, thank you. >> jimmy: and -- and -- and recently engaged, too. >> yes. got -- got engaged. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: not the baby. >> yes. >> jimmy: not the baby. >> no. >> jimmy: no, no, you, not the baby. >> me, got engaged -- >> jimmy: baby's still -- >> -- to my disney princess at disneyland. >> jimmy: that's right. >> so, yeah, we got engaged, and i had like a violinist

playing, like, "can you feel the love tonight." >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> yeah. there's rose petals. it was very, very romantic. >> jimmy: it's a lot to celebrate. >> i know, i know. >> jimmy: and now -- now you have -- >> but the good news is, the book has a good ending. >> jimmy: yeah, it -- happy ending, it's a happy ending, exactly. >> yeah, i know, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: but it's great. it's so well done. i mean, was there any stories that you were hesitant to -- to put in there? you're like, "ugh, i don't know"? >> um, yeah. i mean, there's a story about -- i lost my virginity quite late in life, at 35. so, people were like -- yeah, not a joke, sadly. [ light laughter ] so, people -- and then, now i was like, "should i put that in?" like, i don't know. >> jimmy: yeah, why not? >> but i feel like if i was reading somebody's memoir, i'd just really want to hear every -- everything. like, the things that might be embarrassing about them, and, you know, and the good things, so -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> so, i put it in. >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, 35. i mean, some of us are in their 40s. >> well -- [ laughter ] some people, like apparently queen elizabeth i, like, never

had sex, ever. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, yeah. so, you know. >> jimmy: so, you're in good company. >> i beat her. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. "i beat her." >> yeah. >> jimmy: oh, my god. it's a very funny book. you talk about your childhood, and the couple things that stuck out, what made me laugh was you wanted to be a rapper at one point. >> obviously, obviously. i mean -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: that's what we thought -- [ applause ] >> yeah. >> jimmy: when you walked out, i go, "oh, yeah." >> yeah, growing up from the bush, yeah, i naturally just thought, "yeah, i'm gonna become a superstar rapper." >> jimmy: you actually recorded, like -- >> well, i had a little group with my sister, and we were called "sisterz," with a z, 'cause that's like -- [ laughter ] -- hardcore. >> jimmy: wow. wow. >> and i actually -- i did record a demo on cassette tape to send out to all the record labels. and it was original, it was called "when skeletons ruled the earth," all right? >> jimmy: ooh, wow, interesting. yeah, and what -- >> 'cause skeletons was like the most hardcore thing i could think of to rap about. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: "when skeletons ruled

the --" >> "--ruled the earth," yeah. >> jimmy: "ruled"? or "rule"? >> yeah, it was like, you know, there's just skeletons walking around the earth, and like, how dangerous that would be. >> jimmy: wow. [ laughter ] oh, of course. >> that was -- that was the song. and then i recorded it, and it was just like -- ♪ when skeletons ruled the earth ♪ [ beatboxing ] ♪ when skeletons ruled the earth ♪ [ beatboxing ] and then it had a breakdown bit where it just went -- ♪ skeletons skeletons skeletons skeletons ♪ [ laughter ] >> jimmy: wow. >> and then it just hit back in with -- ♪ when skeletons ruled the earth ♪ >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ beatboxing ] ♪ and another skeleton and another skeleton ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ skeletons ruled the earth ♪ ♪ hey he's gonna get you too skeletons ruled the earth ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: no, it's a great song. [ laughter ] >> so -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: that's a great song. >> that's -- i mean, yeah, totally original song i made up. [ laughter ] and -- but no record company ever wrote me back. >> jimmy: oh. [ audience aws ] >> ever, i know. >> jimmy: this is ridiculous. that is -- but -- >> wasn't meant to be. [ laughter ] yeah. >> jimmy: i want to talk about this --

there's a story in here about -- it's, again, a happy ending -- but you getting malaria. >> yes, yeah. >> jimmy: and how it changed the course of your life. >> i went to live in africa after high school in like a gap year. >> jimmy: mm-hm. >> um, and got malaria real bad, and was in hospital, kinda -- malaria is like no other disease i've ever had. not that i've had like 10 billion or anything. [ laughter ] remember, virgin 'til 35. [ laughter ] but -- so i was in hospital hallucinating. and i'd lost my hearing 'cause of the drugs that they gave me. and i'm hallucinating, and i hallucinate that i was an actress, and that i was really, like, great, and i win an academy award. [ scattered cheers ] and it was fully blown, like i could see all the actors and actresses, and i walk up on stage, and then i give an acceptance rap. like, 'cause i was just -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "skeletons rule the earth"? >> i don't do that. it was like -- >> jimmy: you don't do the hits. ♪ listen up y'all i got something to say it's about this oscar that i won today ♪ >> and i -- and i just kept rapping. >> jimmy: wow.

>> and i was like -- it was so full blown that i came out of hospital and said, "i'm gonna become an actress." and then everyone was like, "no. we think your malaria has demented your brain." [ laughter ] they're like, you know, "look at you. you're not nicole kidman. like, no, it's not gonna happen." and literally just my one best friend, nick, thought i could be an actor. nobody else did. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> um, yeah. and he was so sweet. he, um, engraved a star with my name on it, and said that "one day when you have a dressing room," that, you know, "you can put that on your door." [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: see -- it takes one person to believe in you. [ applause ] and look at you now, with a a memoir! come on! congratulations, bud! [ cheers and applause ] rebel wilson, everybody. "rebel rising" is available now. [ cheers and applause ] alison brie joins us, after the break. stick around, everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you're a heartbreaker dream maker

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a talented actress who stars in the new series, "apples never fall," which is available now on peacock. everyone, please welcome alison brie! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh! that's alison brie, right there.

>> hello! >> jimmy: welcome back! >> thank you. >> jimmy: welcome back to the show. >> feels good to be back. >> jimmy: i always love having you here. i -- i can't wait to talk about all the stuff that you have going on. i thought it was interesting 'cause last time, i think, you were here, we were talking about your romantic comedy. "somebody i used to know" >> yes >> jimmy: congratulations on that by the way. >> thank you. >> jimmy: it was great. but we were talking about your favorite romantic comedies, and you were saying "the american president." >> i have to tell you that last year i said that so many times, 'cause its not just my favorite rom-com, it's my favorite movie of all time -- >> jimmy: that's so -- >> and of course, it stars annette bening. >> jimmy: annette bening, yeah. >> i just said her name 30 times -- [ cheers and applause ] and then i got to work with her in the show, "apples never fall." >> jimmy: now she's your co-star. >> she's my co-star. she plays my mom -- >> jimmy: did you make that happen? >> i fully manifested it, i think, by doing a press tour and saying her name 15 times a a day and then getting a phone call one night being like, "this show just came, it stars annette bening --" i was like, "say less. i'm in." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: say less, i'm so in. >> i'm in.

>> jimmy: oh, my gosh. let's talk about "apples never fall." >> please. >> jimmy: all seven episodes are available now on peacock. it's a big hit. can you set it up for everyone? >> it's based on a book by liane moriarty. she wrote "big little lies --" >> jimmy: whoo! >> and "nine perfect strangers." [ cheers and applause ] basically, when our mother goes missing, a family is in turmoil. the four adult children, you know, turn on each other. they turn on their father. nobody knows who did it, who's responsible, what has happened. >> jimmy: oh. i want to show a clip. here's alison brie in "apples never fall." take a look at this. >> i made a video. posted it on my socials. >> she's too important to me. so, here's what i'm offering. $50,000 to anyone who gives us information that helps us find my mom. >> okay, great. okay, but you don't have $50,000. so, when you say you're offering $50,000 -- >> remember when you let me borrow your credit card for emergencies? >> what i remember, is that i let you borrow it one time and you memorized the number.

>> think of it as penance for the whole [ bleep ] your bosses wife thing. >> what can i get you? >> hi. can i do a macha latte? >> yeah >> and what, coffee, black, caffeine -- >> do you serve alcohol? >> espresso? >> jimmy: ha, ha, "do you serve alcohol?" [ cheers and applause ] [ laughter ] you were fantastic in this series. >> thank you. >> jimmy: congrats on all the great reviews. you have many different types of roles in your career. do you ever do an audition where you just go like, "that one i didn't get?" >> definitely i have. i mean, there are early auditions -- there's one early audition, very early in my career that haunts me to this day. and it was for this musical "bloody bloody andrew jackson." >> jimmy: oh, yes. >> it was like, you know -- it was described -- it was a new musical at the time, it was described as a rock and roll musical. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i was just out of college, i was doing a lot of late-night drunken karaoke. >> jimmy: uh-huh. >> and i thought "oh, great. i got this. i have, like, this song i've been doing basically every saturday night. pat benatar's "heartbreaker." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> so -- so, i do no

preparation at all. >> jimmy: no? >> so, i get there, and i'm sitting outside. now i'm in the waiting room, and the walls are paper thin. and i thought "rock and roll musical, everyone's going to be singing rock! this is chill." and basically, you can hear every person through the wall, and it's broadway -- it's -- ♪ think of me think of me fondly ♪ >> jimmy: yes, oh -- >> you know it's -- ♪ tomorrow ♪ [ laughter ] and i'm just out there like -- this is when i start sweating, i start realizing -- >> jimmy: oh, boy. >> -- maybe i should have done a little more work. i get into the room. of course i know someone there, the piano player. you know, i knew him recently or from college or something. he's like, "hey, alison, oh, 'heartbreaker,' it's gonna be awesome." i was so nervous. he launches in. i get two bars in, and i just go to a ten, and i just basically -- i amped up too hard, too fast. i couldn't hit a note. i was literally screaming -- [ laughter ] -- at these poor people i was auditioning for. we were meant to do two verses, two choruses.

at the break, in the middle, i had just enough time to take a a breath, and literally mouthed to the people that i was auditioning for, "i'm sorry" and then launched right in. >> jimmy: oh, no! >> launched right into the next verse. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: no. >> i could've stopped. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but i powered through two verses. they were not happy. and i have not been asked to audition for those people ever again. >> jimmy: oh! >> i have to tell you -- thank you. you know, if i were to do it again, knowing what i know now, and you can kind of go into those auditions, you can choose your pace, you can choose your key. i think i would go in slow and low -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- i think i -- "you guys, give me a d -- give me a a d-flat." ♪ yeah, i would be like -- ♪ your love is like a tidal wave ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ spinning over my head drownin' me in your promises that are left unsaid ♪

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ you're the right kind of sinner to release my inner fantasy ♪ ♪ the invincible winner and you know that you are born to be you're a heartbreaker ♪ ♪ dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me ♪ ♪ you're a heartbreaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around ♪ ♪ no no no ♪ >> jimmy: alison brie, everyone! "apples never fall" is streaming now on peacock. more "tonight show," after the break. stick around. ♪ ♪ dream maker love taker don't you mess around with me ♪ ♪ you're a heartbreaker dream maker love taker don't you mess around ♪ ♪ no no no [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

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>> jimmy: welcome to "the tonight show." thank you so much for being here. i appreciate this. i actually -- i got to meet you once. do you remember this? >> yeah. it's not my usual meeting with someone, where they come up to me and they say, "hey, listen, you're going to be sitting next to a close friend of mine. i'm going to send you shots of tequila. i want you to drink them and see what he thinks about you. >> jimmy: yeah. yeah, i thought that would be funny. [ laughter ] because -- because you were sitting -- we were at this party, there were two separate tables. and you were sitting next to howard stern. and howard stern, he's -- you're his doctor, and you guys know each other, and he -- so, i thought it would be funny if i kept sending you tequila shots. and howard was just gonna watch you just down tequila. i was sending you -- i was sending you water. >> yes, it was water. >> jimmy: it was water. but howard doesn't know that. >> no, it made me look really tough just downing shot after

shot. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: and i kept -- i kept looking over, i'm like -- i'm like, "howard, your doctor is really going for it, man." [ laughter ] it didn't affect him at all though. it's very -- but i -- i was so psyched to meet you, because i stayed at this -- what do you -- it's a resort, i guess. what do you call it? sensei porcupine creek. >> mm-hm. >> jimmy: this is a place in palm springs. i went out there 'cause i had a a week off, weirdly enough didn't go with my kids' or my wife's schedule. she's like, "what are you going to do?" i go, "i'm going to hang out with you guys." she's goes, "we have -- the kids have school. i have work. go do something." and i go, "okay." so, i went to this resort. sensei porcupine creek. it's golf, there's tennis, there's biomarker things or stuff, just go around. it's not rehab. but it's -- it's -- [ laughter ] it has -- no, it has -- you have alcohol there. [ laughter ] trust me, i found it. [ laughter ] but it's -- you have nobu room service, breakfast, lunch, and dinner. it's insane. it is gorgeous.

and i loved it there. and i will tell you this, it changed my life. all the people that worked there were pros. they were so fun. i loved it. i was asking every question i could probably -- possibly ask about longevity. i was running on a treadmill with like a breathing apparatus to see my -- you know, what zone. how to get to zone two. i didn't even know what that was. i loved it. i just learned a lot about breathing and meditating. it was just so well done. i want to say thank you for that. >> well, thank you. i mean, first of all, i'm proud you did it. and it's amazing to take a a positive step in your own health, and that itself deserves applause. >> jimmy: oh, thank you. [ cheers and applause ] i did, i changed everything. this book, i loved. it is fantastic. "animal secrets." what made you inspired by animals? >> i was in africa on a safari with our family, which is the coolest trip in the world. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i'm talking to the guide, and an elephant walks by. it's kind of cool to say "an elephant walks by." >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. >> and you know, 50 times bigger than us, 50 times more

cells. i'm mr. know it all saying, "there's so many cells, every time they divide, they can get cancer." he looks at me like i'm crazy and said, "elephants never get cancer." and so, we looked into it. turns out, you and i have a a gene, called p53, that corrects errors in the genome. it's called the guardian of the genome. we have one copy. every elephant on every continent has 20 copies of this gene to correct errors from inflammation. because by age 30 or 40, through evolution, we're done having kids. they knocked us off. there's more food and housing for the next generation of humans. elephant females give birth into their 70s. the dominant male protects the herd until the day he dies. so, they couldn't afford to get cancer. kind of wild. >> jimmy: that's insane. so, that -- you took that and you go, "wait, we can learn a a lot --" [ applause ] >> i thought -- listen, this is one animal. we've been on this earth, as humans, a million years, so has every other creature. what can we learn from experts in these other animals. i started to talk to them. learning from the ant.

that queen ant lives to 41-years-old. that worker ants, six months. same genetics, what's the difference in the lifestyle? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that giraffe has a blood pressure of 300 over 200, yet no heart disease. why? going through, you know, creature-by-creature, really taught me a lot about human health. >> jimmy: exactly. don't you feel -- [ cheers and applause ] this is what i'm talking about. these are the things that i'm like, "oh, my god." one of the great things that i'm very happy you talk about, is having a pet. and how that helps you and helps you live longer. why is that? >> it is amazing. i mean, there's real data that having a pet -- you can even borrow your friend's pet if you don't have one for yourself. >> jimmy: okay. [ light laughter ] >> but you keep a more regular lifestyle. you don't stay out late at night. and it's companionship. in today's world, where we're all on our computer, we have social media, you' ve got a a friend who is always there. when you look in the eye, oxytocin goes up in the body. that love hormone goes up. when that love hormone goes up, blood pressure goes down, and your body works better.

so, having somebody to bond with, this pet, you know, it's changed my life, and i know it's changed yours. >> jimmy: yeah. what is -- what's the name of your dog? >> georgie. >> jimmy: georgie is your dog? my dog is gary. [ laughter ] you actually dedicated the book to -- to -- to georgie. [ audience aws ] do you mind maybe reading the dedication to georgie? >> oh, i'd be privileged. >> jimmy: yeah, if georgie's watching tonight. [ laughter ] >> all right. "to my dear georgie, you are a a better person than i, even though you are a dog. without your companionship, kisses, and desire to play, this book would have been completed many months sooner. [ laughter ] but time with you was, and always is, worth it. thank you for the oxytocin boosts." [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you're the best. thank you so much. tequila shot on me next time. dr. david agus, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] "the book of animal secrets" is available now.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest has his stand-up special, "my name is preacher," streaming now on youtube. please welcome the very funny preacher lawson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> all right. thank you so much. yeah, i just dropped my second stand-up special, y'all. who got -- [ cheers and applause ] yeah. who got netflix, make some noise. where you at? hey!

[ cheers ] all right. 'cause it's on youtube. check it out, it's on youtube, and it's -- it's free there. so, yeah. people -- [ light laughter ] -- people tell me all the time, like, "you need to -- you need to be on netflix," like it's my choice or something. [ laughter ] "you gotta date beyonce." it's like, "i think she likes somebody else, you know." [ light laughter ] but i can't date beyonce. i went on a date with tyra banks though. that was pretty cool, you know. [ cheers and applause ] yeah? hey, that's right. it wasn't real, but i wish it was, i wish. [ laughter ] if it was real, i wouldn't be here right now, you know? i'd be at her house washing dishes or something, you know. [ laughter ] i'd give her a kiss on the way to work. "have a good day, babe." you know, give her -- [ laughter ] give her a slap on that donk, "make us some money," you know? go back fluff them pillows, baby. [ light laughter ] she's tall. [ laughter ] she -- i didn't realize how tall she was till i hugged her and my foot came up. and i was like, "whoa, that's kind of -- whoa." [ laughter ] "put me down," you know? nah, but, yeah, i feel good. i got my hair done. i don't know if y'all like it. you guys like my hair? [ cheers and applause ] you like my hair at all? do you like it? it's my favorite thing in the world is flick my hair. sometimes i fake like someone

said my name so i could do it. i'm like, "who called me over here? someone say my name?" [ laughter ] which one of y'all said my name?" i feel like little mermaid when she came out the water. ♪ look at my hair isn't it neat ♪ i love it. [ light laughter ] yep. the only thing i don't like about my hair, it's too grabbable. you know, i don't -- like, i was making out with my girlfriend that doesn't exist -- [ light laughter ] and in the middle of us kissing, she got so into it, she, like, pulled my hair back. i don't like that. this is the most emasculating motion i've ever felt in my life. [ laughter ] 'cause when she did it, i wasn't prepared. a sound came out, i wasn't ready for it. i was like -- [ moan ] "hey!" [ laughter ] "hey. hey." i had to overcompensate. "hey, i don't like that," you know. [ laughter ] "don't pull my hair," you know. anyway. i had a birthday two weeks ago and -- [ cheers and applause ] that's right. yeah. i have a birthday every year -- [ scattered cheers ] -- and they're always good, man. i always have good -- i only had one like bad birthday, it was my 19th. everyone forgot it was my birthday, everyone, except my mom and my brother. and my mom, she got me a

a $100 applebee's gift card. [ cheers and applause ] that's right. that's right, left me $11. and my brother was like, "i realized everyone forgot about your birthday, so i'ma take you out to eat. you hungry?" i was like, "i'm always hungry." he's like, "cool, 'cause i heard mom gave you an applebee's gift card or something." [ laughter ] i said, "you want me to take you out with my birthday gift on my birthday?" and i was angry, and i was driving. when you're angry and you're driving, guess what you do? speed. so, i was speeding on my birthday, i get pulled over on my birthday. [ scattered aws ] cop gets out the car. it's a black cop, so immediately i'm like, "yeah! [ laughter ] 'bout to get a discount," you know. so, he walks up, and he goes, "let me see your license and registration, please." and i panicked, and i gave him my applebee's gift card. [ laughter ] he goes, "you trying to bribe me with an applebee's gift card? get out the car." and when he said that, on the inside, i was like, "it's my birthday." but on the outside -- i just turned 19, so i'm trying to be tough in front of my brother. i'm like, "pff, i'll get out of the car, don't matter to me, cuz. yeah. [ light laughter ] oh, you gonna put cuffs on me?

okay. you think this the first time i been in cuffs?" because it was. i was like, "whoa." [ laughter ] i was like, "these are so cold." [ laughter ] and he goes, "what's up with your attitude? and i was like, "i ain't got no attitude!" but i -- i said it like that. so, he starts to put me in the back of the cop car. but as he's doing that, on the inside, i was like, "it's my birthday!" [ light laughter ] but on the outside, i'm like, "it's my birthday!" [ laughter ] and i peed on myself a little bit. [ laughter ] it wasn't a full amount of pee. it was right before the cutoff point. i was like, "ooh, that was almost unstoppable." [ laughter ] and so, i get inside the back of the cop car, 'cause he wouldn't let me in the front. and he goes, "hey, man, what's goin' on?" i was like, "it's my birthday. e'rybody forgot it's my birthday." then he checks my id, sees it's my birthday and says, "all right, man, get out of here." [ audience aws ] [ cheers and applause ] i was like, "wow." i was like, "you serious?" he goes, "yeah, i'm serious. hurry up and get out before i change my mind." and i was like, "oh, snap, man.

but, you know, i'm in cuffs right now." and then the officer says, "oh, yeah, my bad, let me get out real quick." [ light laughter ] then he gets out, he unlocks the door, he uncuffs me, and he goes, "hey, man, just slow down." and i was like, "thank you so much, officer." and i just do that spin move, "ay!" you know that spin move where you try to wipe all the tears before your brother sees you crying? i did that one. [ light laughter ] and i get in the car, and my brother's like, "i already heard you cryin'." [ laughter ] i was like, "i don't care, it's my birthday. i'll cry if i want to. like, you would cry to if it happened to you. and --" [ laughter and applause ] -- i remember, you know -- remember the cop drove up, he pulled up right next to me, he says, "hey, man, happy birthday," and pulls off. [ audience aws ] i'm like, "wow. [ applause ] wow, this man just stole my applebee's gift card. [ laughter ] this is the worst birthday." my name is preacher lawson. [ cheers and applause ] thank you so much. i love you. thank you. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's how you do it. that's how you do it, right there. preacher lawson!

[ cheers and applause ] "my name is preacher" is streaming now on youtube. we'll be right back, ladies and gentlemen. [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to rebel wilson, alison brie, dr. david agus, preacher lawson! [ cheers and applause ] >> thank you, thank you, thank you.

>> jimmy: and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." good night, everybody! bye-bye! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- tim robinson. from "elsbeth," actor wendell pierce. star of broadway's "merrily we roll along," actress lindsay mendez. featuring the 8g band with fred armisen. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers.

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