super nice guy. i got to start using the app. giants getting ready for the home opener. they played the first seven games of the season in san diego and la. giants host the padres. first pitch at 1:35. jeff, what about the rain? >> it is not going to be a rain-out. 11:00, 52 bringing the jacket. a spotty chance of a shower

between 1:00 and 3:00. you might need the poncho a little bit. it will be a nice but chilly start. good for garlic fries. >> our coverage on nbc bay area sports bay area begins at noon tomorrow. enjoy the game. >> have a good one. >> bring g [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- dr. phil mcgraw, alex edelman, musical guest g-eazy, featuring coi leray and kaliii. and the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1955. >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪

♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that is a hot, hot crowd. hot crowd! enjoy yourself, everybody. enjoy yourself. welcome, welcome, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here! [ cheers and applause ] you made it. thank you very much. well, guys, everyone's excited going into the weekend, 'cause you got the solar eclipse happening on monday. [ cheers and applause ] we're gearing up. it's really exciting, 'cause we haven't had total darkness outside since november through march. so it's very exciting. [ laughter ] yeah, everyone's pumped. president biden plans to watch it, and this is cute, his eclipse glasses will have a a little chain on them. >> steve: aw. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: meanwhile, this weekend is a huge sports weekend with wrestlemania xl and the final four. [ cheers and applause ] right now, baseball is like, "hello?

is anyone there, hello?" [ laughter ] you guys see this? uconn's men and women's teams are both in the final four. [ cheers and applause ] that's a big deal. so in case celebrations get crazy, they've removed light poles from campus. [ laughter ] which quickly backfired, 'cause now fans are lighting stuff on fire just to see. [ laughter ] some political news, a new poll shows that president biden is leading former president trump in the crucial swing state of pennsylvania. [ cheers and applause ] trump heard and was like, "he is?" [ light laughter ] and biden was like, "i am?" [ laughter ] speaking of trump, i read that he's holding a big fundraiser in palm beach that expected to raise $43 million for his campaign. yep. the event is being held in palm beach at a billionaire's house, so that rules out mar-a-lago. [ laughter ]

yep, for an $800,000 donation, you get to sit at trump's table. yeah, when they heard, eric and don jr., were like, "suckers." [ laughter ] "it only cost us 500 grand." [ light laughter ] guys, i heard that, former new england patriots coach, bill belichick is planning to write a book. yeah, a book by bill belichick. well, we thought -- >> tariq: aw, man, here we go. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: what's up, tariq? >> tariq: let me guess, you're just going to list a bunch of fake titles for belichick's book that are based on actual, you know, famous books. >> jimmy: i mean, yeah, that was -- that was the plan. i was gonna read -- >> tariq: yeah, and then, you know, for each book, you'll show, like, a fake cover and then everyone'll "laugh" about it. >> jimmy: right, yeah. that's what we normally do during the monologue, yeah. >> tariq: so i know exactly how this will go down. so bill belichick's books'll be something like, "eat, pray, gronk." >> jimmy: yeah, that's right. [ laughter ] >> tariq: or, "deflate gatsby."

[ laughter ] or, you know, you'll do like, "the lion, the witch, and the hoodie." [ laughter ] and then you'll end on something obvious on like "the lord of the rings." [ laughter and ohs ] is that how this is gonna go? >> jimmy: yeah, pretty much. >> tariq: that's a funny bit. man, you should do it on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: we'll do it -- we'll do it tomorrow. thank you very much. we'll do it tomorrow. well, get this -- i saw that new jersey is suing new york city over its new congestion pricing. yeah, new jersey versus new york will be the only case where instead of objection, the lawyers will shout, "oh!" [ laughter ] ♪ "oh, your honor. oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. [ light laughter ] 'scuse me." >> steve: "hey." >> jimmy: well, speaking of new york, the weather this week has been crazy. did you see what happened yesterday?

a bolt of lightning struck the statue of liberty. [ audience oohs ] yeah, well a lot of people are speaking out about it, including the statue of liberty herself. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: yep, she said, "don't worry, everybody, i'm okay." [ laughter ] and then this weird statue of soccer star, cristiano ronaldo, said, "ermagherd. thert's ser skerry." [ laughter ] and then -- [ cheers and applause ] and then this statue of lucille ball spoke up and said, "erm glerd yer er-ker. thert cerlda bern berd." [ light laughter ] then this old plaque of elvis presley said, "hernka hernka bernin' lerv? merr lerk hernka hernka bernin' merterl." [ light laughter ] and then this wax statue of zac efron showed up and said, "thernk gerd lertnerng nerver strerks twerse." [ laughter ] and finally, this wax statue of leonardo dicaprio said, "sperk fer yerserlf!"

[ laughter and applause ] i'm glad everyone's okay. i'm glad everyone's okay. "sperk fer yerserlf." and finally, a town in california was on edge after someone reported a mountain lion sighting on their ring camera. but it turned out to be a a "hefty house cat." [ laughter ] that poor cat was watching the local news like, "this is mortifying." [ laughter ] we have a great show. give it up for the roots, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, we got a fun show tonight. we have a fun, fun show tonight. he's an emmy winning host and producer whose new show "dr. phil primetime" airs every night at 8:00 p.m. on merit street media. dr. phil mcgraw is here! [ cheers and applause ] dr. phil! he's a very funny comedian whose new standup special "alex edelman: just for us" premieres this saturday at

10:00 p.m. on hbo. alex edelman is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] super funny guy. and we've got great music from g-eazy, featuring coi leray and kaliii! [ cheers and applause ] awesome stuff, awesome music. fun show. guys, we love our audience, okay? i just want to say that right -- first off. i mean, yeah. you watch us -- [ cheers and applause ] -- every night. and i appreciate you guys. you watch us every night, but right now, we want to change things up and watch you. we asked you guys at home to send us some fun or unique talents you have. we got submissions from thousands of people all across the world, and we're gonna meet some of them right now. it's time for "show me something good." here we go. ♪ show me something good. show me something good show me something good won't you show me ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, let's meet our first guest. come on over here. how you doing? >> hi. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how are you? >> how are you?

>> jimmy: nice to see you. >> nice to meet you. >> jimmy: what's your name and where -- where are you from? >> my name's rachael, and i'm from syracuse, new york. >> jimmy: syracuse, yeah! [ cheers and applause ] i love syracuse. >> same. >> jimmy: what -- what talent will you be sharing with us tonight? >> i can do animal impressions. >> jimmy: ooh, this is exciting. i love animals. okay, i love impressions. all right, let's see what you got. are you ready? >> i'm ready, yeah. >> jimmy: all right. do -- i'll set you up? >> sure, sure. >> jimmy: okay, how about this? okay, do a low-pitched dog. >> all right, all right. [ barking ] [ laughter and applause ] you look a little scared. >> jimmy: wow, that's amazing. >> thank you. >> jimmy: coming from you, that's really -- can you do a high-pitched dog? >> yeah, i can -- i can go for it. [ barking ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: can you do -- can you do a horse? >> i can -- i can work with that. >> jimmy: okay. [ whinnying ] [ applause ] >> jimmy: how 'bout a seagull? >> all right, that i can -- i gotta like, get in my -- >> jimmy: okay, get in the seagull, yeah. >> i gotta imagine the beach. >> jimmy: okay, sure, sure, get in the zone, yep.

>> yeah, yeah. >> jimmy: get in the zone. [ seagull cries ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: all right, interesting. how 'bout a -- a goat. [ goat bleating ] [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: and a crow? [ crow cawing ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: unbelievable. you have one more? >> i do have a dolphin in store, if you're open to hear it. >> jimmy: you guys want to hear a dolphin? >> if you're open to hear it. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: we've gotta do it, for the piece de resistance. >> okay, yeah. >> jimmy: give us a dolphin, yeah. >> yeah, i got it. [ dolphin clicking ] [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's the best one. that's the one. that's it. thank you, i don't know how you do all of these. >> i don't either. >> jimmy: thank you for being here. >> thank you. >> jimmy: i appreciate it. thank you very much, rachael. come on over. here's our next guest here. hey, how you doing, buddy? [ cheers and applause ] good to see you. how are you? >> pretty good. >> jimmy: what is your name and where are you from? >> i'm miles mcdonald. i'm from rigby, idaho. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: hey, fun. i'm happy you're here. what talent did you bring us this evening? >> so, i got a basketball. professional basketball spinning, kind of like harlem globetrotters style, you know?

>> jimmy: okay, so you're gonna spin a basketball. >> yeah, i gotta warm up first, though. >> jimmy: okay. >> if that's okay. >> jimmy: sure. >> all right, ready for this? >> jimmy: okay. woah! [ audience oohs ] ♪ hey. wait, bud, that's -- that's fantastic. [ cheers ] >> jimmy: all right, wait, so what are you gonna do now? >> spin the ball on the floor, back flip, while it's spinning, catch it back up. >> jimmy: and this is not your talent? >> uh, yeah, it's a little warm-up. warm-up. >> jimmy: okay, good. all right, let's do it. go for it. whoa! [ cheers and applause ] hey, not bad. >> yeah, all right, now -- >> jimmy: all right now, what is --? that is the warmup. >> yeah, now we've got the real talent. you see? >> jimmy: what is -- what is -- yeah, what is the trick here? >> so, you've got a little toothbrush. so in the morning, just kind of tired, you know? you've got to, like, practice spinning still. so i've got to spin the ball on the toothbrush as i brush my teeth, right? >> jimmy: okay, that's what you do. >> you just kind of -- yeah, you just -- little daily routine, right? >> jimmy: all right, what do i do here? >> you don't have to -- you can just watch, you know? >> jimmy: okay.

[ laughter ] >> there, and we'll -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: there, he brushes his teeth while spinning a a basketball! that's -- that's the meme you want right there. that's what you want right there. thank you so much. very talented. great job. you want to take a look at that in slow motion? look at this thing right here. [ cheers and applause ] ooh, yeah, that's nice. look at that. well done, buddy. well done. thank you, miles. all right, let's meet our final guest. come on over. hello! ♪ [ cheers and applause ] nice to see you. what is your name and where are you from? >> my name is terence leano from windsor, ontario, canada. >> jimmy: oh yeah. [ cheers ] terence, thank you so much for coming on. now, i heard about this talent, but i have not seen it in -- in person. i just saw the -- the tape you sent in, but what is -- how do we describe to everyone what the talent is? >> so this is overtone singing. it has multiple notes singing at the same time. [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: overtone singing. all right, i've never seen this. all right whenever you're ready. >> so, i'ma start with the high tones. >> jimmy: okay. ♪

>> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> here comes the lower ones. >> jimmy: oh, yeah, that was good. i thought i almost died for a a second. [ light laughter ] but it was great, amazing. okay, then this -- that was the high -- here's the lower ones? >> this -- this is the lower one. so -- ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> this is the lower -- the lowest one. >> jimmy: you have another? a lower -- the lowest one. that's amazing.

>> yeah, this is an even lower one. all right. ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: wow, my gosh! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ that is what i'm talking about. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you so much. no, come on back over here. let's get all of our talented performers back out here. [ cheers and applause ] that is all the time we have for "show me something good." my thanks to rachael, miles, terence. if you have a fun talent, i want to see it. go to tonight-show.com/showmesomethin and submit a video. stick around. we'll be right back with dr. phil mcgraw, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: i've never danced with you before, have we? ♪ have we ever danced? all right, what would it be? here we go. the end of "fortnite," yeah. >> the temptations, they never did anything, they just went kind of like, went side to

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>> jimmy: our first guest is an emmy-winning host and producer who has a best-selling book out now called "we've got issues." he also has a brand new show, "dr. phil primetime," which airs every night at 8:00 p.m. on his new network, merit street media. please welcome dr. phil mcgraw! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> jimmy: they love you. they love you. we love you. welcome back, buddy. it's great to see you. >> good to see you. what's up, man? >> jimmy: everything's good. you know, i -- kids are good, everything -- you're -- you're a grandpa now, twice? >> four kids. >> jimmy: four kids. >> four grandchildren. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] that's amazing. how is it, you like it? >> i do like it. and, you know, everybody jokes about that you can play with 'em and then send 'em home? >> jimmy: yeah. >> that is a real deal. [ light laughter ]

>> jimmy: yeah, you can, huh? >> yeah, you can. i got - i got a 14-year-old, a a 12 1/2 -- that's a girl and a a boy -- and then a 3-year-old and a 2-year-old. they were a day -- a year and a a day apart. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. >> how 'bout that? >> jimmy: that's amazing. and you just said they had a a big party for 'em, a birthday party? >> yeah, we get to have the birthday party at our house. and we had what -- the little girl's name, row -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> and so we set up a disc-row. >> jimmy: oh, oh a disco. >> a disc-row. >> jimmy: a disc-row party, oh. >> and then the little boy is into cars, so we had -- yeah, how 'bout that, that's the disc-row. [ audience aws ] >> jimmy: that's so fun. >> how cute is that? see the big jam box in the back? >> jimmy: yeah, i mean, that's super fun. yeah, and then the -- the boy? >> yeah, he's into cars. so we set him up like a nascar track, where the kids get in. they're just two, but they get in these electric cars -- >> jimmy: they know how -- they know how to drive cars? >> well, they thought -- [ laughter ] they think they did. what they didn't realize is the parents are actually driving them with a remote control. [ laughter ] so the kids are in there going all around, the parents are

over there. and the parents weren't very good at it, i've got to tell you. [ laughter ] they're running off the cones and everything, and they didn't know how to do it. >> jimmy: i saw that you -- you have been playing "fortnite." >> well, my son -- [ laughter ] >> my son jordan got me playing this -- this "fortnite" game, and i can't -- i can't -- i don't know which button to push to jump or to shoot or whatever. and every time i look down -- >> jimmy: you're fun to play against. >> every time i look down to find a button, i get my head blown off. [ laughter ] and so i don't -- i don't know what to do. and then i'm looking on there, and everybody has their own, what do you call it, skin? >> jimmy: yes, correct. yes. >> or avatar. >> jimmy: everyone has their own skin. >> but i don't have my own. what the hell's up with that? [ laughter ] >> jimmy: you want your own skin on "fortnite." >> well, yeah. >> jimmy: you put this video of you asking the creators of "fortnite" for a skin. watch this. >> hold on, chat. hey, "fortnite" creators, what do i gotta do to get my own character? i mean, come on. eminem's got three.

i got what, zero? i move like a cat. it's garfield, but it's a cat. i need my own character, come on. >> jimmy: yeah, and that got -- [ laughter ] [ cheers and applause ] that got 11 million views. >> you're kidding. >> jimmy: that got 11 million views. >> this got looked at 11 million times? >> jimmy: yes. >> and i still don't have a a skin? >> jimmy: no, they -- [ laughter ] they watch our show. we'll get you -- you definitely have -- >> okay, hey. >> jimmy: you're definitely gonna get your skin. >> is that my camera? >> jimmy: yeah. >> come on! >> jimmy: yeah, there you go! [ laughter ] that's all he's asking. >> gimme a skin! [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: give him a skin, for god's sakes. >> come on, i've got an -- this is my agent here. >> jimmy: yeah, give him -- give him his skin. this is ridiculous. give him a skin. >> this is my agent. >> jimmy: "fortnite," come on. but you have to -- you know, when -- when you get your skin, you have to do your own dance move. do you have a dance move? >> oh, hell no. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: what would -- what would be your dance move? >> motown. it'd have to be something like the temptations. >> jimmy: like a temptations? could you -- could you show us what --? [ laughter and cheers ] >> if you do it with me. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i'll do it with you. >> come on. ♪ >> jimmy: what are we doing? what would be -- i've never -- i've never danced with you before, have we?

♪ have we ever danced? all right, what would it be? here we go. the end of "fortnite," yeah. >> the temptations, they never did anything, they just went kind of like, went side to side. ♪ [ cheers ] >> jimmy: that would be -- [ cheers and applause ] that would be your "fortnite" dance? >> that's it, that's it. that's all you got to have, right? ♪ >> jimmy: i think that's pretty good. >> and then you've gotta turn around, you've gotta spin around, right? >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. ♪ no. now, see -- you're beating me. [ cheers and applause ] i -- your character does that, great. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i am always happy to see you. i'm always happy to see different things you're doing, different projects. you're always doing something different. the "dr. phil" show, you ended it after 21 seasons, and i was like, "ooh." that was heartbreaking for us because we loved watching you. but i was gonna ask you, what did you feel like after that routine and then it's gone away? >> well, you know, at first it's kind of like, "oh, this is good. you know, i don't have to get up and go stamp out disease and suffering." [ light laughter ] and so -- but i had a plan when i stopped, 'cause i was sitting at the -- we have a breakfast bar in our kitchen.

i was sitting there, i'm flipping back and forth between the news. and, you know, you go from this one and they're all far left, you go this one is far right. spin, spin, spin so much that your head's spinning. i said "god, the media drives me crazy. why don't just they tell us what's going on?" robin's sitting next to me -- she doesn't even look up from her plate -- she's just saying, "well, you are the media. why don't you do something about it?" "oh, oh, damn it." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, "why'd i say that out loud?" >> yeah. so i got to thinking about it. and, you know, that's really true. she said "oh, by the way, those last four places you stopped? your ratings are higher than all of those four combined. so seriously, why don't you do something about it?" so fast forward, like 18 months, and we have our own network called merit street media. we got five acres under roof. >> jimmy: five acres? >> yeah. and we got steve harvey and nancy grace and bear grylls and mike rowe, and all these people coming in.

>> jimmy: i mean, you have your own -- [ cheers and applause ] >> yeah, and -- >> jimmy: -- your own network. >> yeah, we got "cops" and "jail," i mean -- >> jimmy: oh, you've gotta have "cops." >> oh, yeah, you gotta have "cops." >> jimmy: yeah. >> it's merit street media. and i'll tell you, that was not chosen at random. this country was built on hard work, talent, added value, merit. that you do something that merits. [ applause ] and it's -- and we've got -- we've got too many people pushing for equality of outcome, independent of input. i mean, come on, if you got some guy sitting home in a bean bag eating cheetos, and he gets the same outcome as somebody out busting their ass all day long, that's not a good deal. >> jimmy: wow, yeah. [ applause ] >> equality of opportunity, i'm all over that. we need to work towards that. but equality of outcome, i don't get it. >> jimmy: yeah. >> i don't get it. >> jimmy: you -- you brought this photo i thought was interesting. this is a photo, and up in the rafters there is kareem abdul-jabbar. what -- what is this?

>> all right. when i first started my show 21 years ago on the paramount lot -- and by the way, we had the longest running show in the history of paramount, which is an 105-year-old lot. >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] congratulations. >> so i go in my first day when we're starting to build the set, and they're up in a cherry picker taking that picture down. and that's not kareem, that's lew alcindor. that's when he was at ucla, that's how old that picture is. >> jimmy: wow. >> and i said, "what is that?" they said, "well, the only show that ever lasted on this stage -- stage 29 at paramount -- was arsenio hall." he lasted five years. everybody else never even lasted a year. i said, "do not touch that picture! leave that picture hanging there." and so it was always like this. and i said, "don't touch it, leave it there." and we were there for 21 years, and quit at number one. >> jimmy: wow. >> and so, then my son launched "the doctors," y'all know "the doctors," the show "the doctors." >> jimmy: oh, yeah. >> we launched that on the set next door, and i had one of those made.

and took it over to his set, and hung it exactly the same way, crooked, right there for him. and they're the second longest running show on the paramount lot. >> jimmy: so there's something to this. [ applause ] >> apparently, you should get one. >> jimmy: kareem, yeah, we're gonna get one here. kareem is good luck. i'm so -- i'm so happy you came on our show, and best of luck with the network, and the new show, and everything. you're a very, very hardworking man. >> thank you so much. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: always good to see you. dr. phil mcgraw! "dr. phil primetime" airs weeknights at 8:00 p.m. on merit street media. more "tonight show" after the break. stick around, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: hands by the buzzers. savion glover made famous the broadway show, "bring in 'da noise, bring in the --" what? [ buzzer ] yes? [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] excuse me. "bring in the noise, bring in the --" [ indiscernible ] i love your dress. oh thanks! i splurged a little

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guest is a a fantastic comedian whose new stand-up special "alex edelman: just for us," premieres this saturday at 10:00 p.m. on hbo and will be available to stream on max. everyone please welcome, alex edelman! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: welcome. thank you for being here, buddy. >> wow. >> jimmy: thank you so much for being here. >> oh, my god. this is like my make-a-wish or something like that. [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: no, this is -- i'm so -- no, we met each other a couple of times. i got a chance to see you perform at denis leary's charity, comics come home, in boston. and you crushed. and i was like, "wow." i'd heard about it, but you were so great that night. and i was like -- >> thank you, man. >> jimmy: then i got a chance to say hi to you and talk to you. and you said that -- i go, "it's a pleasure meeting you." and you said, "we've actually -- we've met before." >> we have met. we met when i was 15 years old. >> jimmy: yeah. and i was like, "oh, yeah. of course. i remember that." [ laughter ] you were there. >> you look the same. >> jimmy: you were there. yeah, of course. you're a little taller, but yeah. but you go, i actually have a a photo. and you have a photo of you and i. you're -- where -- where -- [ laughter ] were we, bud? what was this? >> this was the premiere of "fever pitch." because i actually worked for the red sox, the baseball team. >> jimmy: yeah. you worked for them at 15? >> yeah, i worked in p.r. i was like someone -- someone found me like hanging around outside the ballpark and brought me inside, and was

like, "can we keep him?" and they're like, "ah, sure." [ laughter ] i guess that's totally fine. by the way, that photo in that picture, like this is my -- i'm actually 16 years old in this picture. i look like -- i showed it to my dad, he's like, "you look like 9 years old." [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah, you do look like -- >> and that's my bar mitzvah suit. >> jimmy: i was going to say. that's a nice suit. you look sharp. >> yeah, yeah, yeah. actually, i showed up on the red carpet with no tie. and tom brady was coming down the carpet and he went, "where's your tie?" and i was too embarrassed to tell him i didn't know how to put one on. so i pulled it out of my pocket, and tom brady was like, "come here, man." and so, like -- [ audience aws ] yeah. and so i have such love for tom brady. [ applause ] >> jimmy: tom brady tied your tie? >> tom brady tied my tie. like, i remember someone taking a picture and i'm, "i need to find this picture of tom brady putting my tie on." because even when he left boston, we were like, "i hate tom brady." i was like, "well, he knows how to put on a tie."

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: so you love tom brady? >> i worship tom. i'm -- an incredible winner. an incredible guy. like, i'm such a -- there's a a joke about him in my special. i love tom brady so much. but yeah. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: i'm happy that you interviewed me for this thing. was the interview okay? did it turn out all right? >> yeah, it was pretty good. it was for the red sox kid's nation newsletter. [ cheers and applause ] yeah. >> jimmy: of course. >> really serious bit of journalism. but also actually, i violated journalistic principle. because one of the producers of the film noticed i had my mom's "entertainment weekly" with you guys and johnny damon on the cover. and he's like, "would you like me to get jimmy and drew to sign that for you?" and i was like, "oh, yes, please." and he never gave it back to me. and so when i was on drew barrymore's show last year, i told her that. and she gave me a signed copy of the magazine. [ audience aws ] so, now, i mean, i feel like i should ask you to finish the job, if that's okay.

[ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: yeah, i have to. >> this will be on ebay tomorrow if anybody -- [ laughter ] >> jimmy: let's see. alex -- >> sign it nice and big so the british know who the boss is. >> jimmy: i'm just going to sign it there. i was going to put nomar -- but johnny damon is on the cover. i remember this. god, look how young baby jimmy on that one. [ audience aws ] that was the best wig you could buy at the time. >> you look the same here, which is -- >> jimmy: no, i do not. [ laughter ] but i want to talk to you about your hbo special. this is unbelievable. congratulations on this. it's coming out this saturday. [ cheers and applause ] "alex edelman: just for us." i'm going to read a couple of reviews really quickly. "the new york times" called the show a "phenomenon." "variety" said, "it was hilarious and irresistible." "the washington post" said, get ready for this one, "'just for us' has been chiseled to diamond cut perfection.

it's a joyous, uproarious, 90 minute show from one of the funniest minds of this generation, or any generation." [ cheers and applause ] what? >> i can say that that's -- i mean, that's not true. [ laughter ] it's really nice for mark twain. [ laughter ] like mike birbiglia, who is a a great comedian, a close friend of yours, he's been on the show a bunch. birbiglia saw that quote, and for two months, every time he saw me, he would be like, "hey, cicero, wanna come over?" [ laughter ] but yeah, it's been really sweet and has had such a a gorgeous reception. i can't believe how well it's gone. >> jimmy: but it started at like a tiny theater here right in the city. >> it started at a theater. we had like maybe 25, 30 people at the first show, and then it kind of went up, and up, and up. >> jimmy: do you remember like a tipping point where it blew up? >> sarah jessica parker put it on her instagram. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: did she really? >> yeah.

sjp put it on her instagram and then no could get a ticket. it was like the craziest thing in the world. >> jimmy: wow, and what a great ride, and it's such a great special. how do we describe the special for anyone that's going in and watching this? >> all right, so i saw this tweet on the internet. i had some anti-semitism pointed at me because -- i'm jewish. maybe sometimes people can tell that i'm jewish, because of my name or my face, or anything about me. [ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> so someone tweeted something anti-semitic, and i sort of followed the tweets down the rabbit hole a little bit. and i wound up at this meeting of white nationalists in queens. and so i sat there for a little while. and so like yeah, everything sort of unfolds from there a a little bit. >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. i can't believe this. i want to show everyone a clip. here's a peek at "alex edelman: just for us." take a look at this. >> because running through this meeting is this thick vein of anti-semitism. but i've never seen this kind of anti-semitism before. it's almost exhilarating. it's like thick, technicolor, weapons-grade, conspiracy theory level anti -- like, at some point, this guy two seats away from me, he just went, "jews are sneaky and they're

everywhere!" and i was like -- [ laughter and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my gosh. [ cheers and applause ] alex edelman, everybody! "alex edelman: just for us" premieres this saturday at 10:00 p.m. on hbo. congratulations, buddy. please come back. >> thank you. >> jimmy: more "tonight show" when we come back. come on back, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ ♪ engineered to minimize noise. and built for adventure. which can also be your own quiet cabin in the woods. the fully electric q8 e-tron. an electric vehicle that recharges you.

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. worried with what to do with all that leftover easter candy? well, worry no more. that's right, it's time for "peep quiz." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ peep quiz peep peep quiz peep quiz♪ >> jimmy: welcome to "peep quiz," the game where audience members answer trivia questions with leftover easter peeps shoved in their mouth in order to win cash or prizes. in front of each of you, you'll have a bowl full of peeps and a a spit bucket just in case you need it. contestant number one, please place three peeps in your mouth. and then tell me your name and where you're from. ♪ that's two. there you go, perfect, yeah. what's your name, and where you from? [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: ah, welcome. welcome, [ mumbling ]

it's a pleasure to meet you, [ mumbling ]. thank you very much for being here. contestant number two, you know what to do. three peeps, and then tell me your name and where you're from. ♪ this is good. yeah, hi, what's your name? [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: "binky," binky? binky? [ laughter ] [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: "bitches," what? [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] is it like a -- like a a three-word name? [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: yep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: yep, okay, yep. [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: okay, thank you so much. i think -- i heard it's beautiful this time of the year -- [ laughter ] -- in that area. well, you know the rules of the game. [ laughter ] i'm gonna ask you a trivia question, and whoever buzzes in first gets a chance to answer. if you get it wrong, the other contestant can steal and take that point in the round. all right, here we go. the first question is, "how do you spell the word 'chrysanthemum'?" [ buzzer chiming ] okay, yes. [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ]

>> jimmy: uh-huh. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: uh-huh. [ light laughter ] [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: ah, sorry, that was five letters too long. [ laughter ] thank you so much. [ buzzer ] that was incorrect, thank you judges. contestant number one, you have a chance to steal. [ light laughter ] all right, give it a shot, yeah. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: that is wrong. i'm so sorry. [ buzzer ] very close. very, very close. unfortunately, no one got it right. the score is zero-zero. before we get on -- actually, this is how you spell the word right here. yeah, there you go. now, before we move on to the next round, it's time for a a brief history of the cadbury egg. >> the cadbury egg was originally made with no shell. >> jimmy: all right, fantastic. [ laughter ] it's time for the next question. please pop another peep in your mouth. [ light laughter ] ♪ yeah, there'll be four now, yeah. ♪ yeah, just to get -- if you can. if you can't, it's fine. you all right? yeah, you can do it. that's good. [ laughter ] that is so cheating. you just stuck that -- no,

don't take that one. it's all right, let's go. [ laughter ] all right. all right, ready? you got this? ready for --? you took it -- ripped the head off of one. [ laughter ] that's all you could fit in there? okay, fine, that's all right, it counts. all right, here we go, ready? hands by the buzzers. savion glover made famous the broadway show, "bringing in 'da noise, bring in 'da --" what? [ buzzer chiming ] yes? [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] >> jimmy: excuse me? "bring in 'da noise, bring in 'da --" [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] ♪ >> jimmy: judges, can we accept that? [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: no, actually, it's -- [ audience aws ] it's a filthy word, by the way. i don't know if you can say that on tv. [ light laughter ] what do you say? "bring in 'da noise, bring in the --" [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: yeah, no, i can't understand either one of you. all right, no big deal, the score stays at zero-zero. before we move on, it's time for a peep fun fact. >> the main ingredient in peeps is peep. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: we're putting three

fresh in there. yeah, you're doing well. no,, no, bitches, you came close. you came close. [ laughter ] [ boinging ] ooh, you know what that sound means -- it's time for the final round. in this round, i will place three peeps in my mouth, and give you the final question. here we go. [ light laughter ] ♪ mm! [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] [ audience oohs ] [ indiscernible ]

♪ [ indiscernible ] ♪ [ buzzer ] >> jimmy: okay. the ten seconds are up. your --- your number is locked in. contestant number one, you wrote your answer. please read your answer. [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: okay. [ mumbling ] contestant number two, hold up your board, and read your answer. [ indiscernible ] [ laughter ] [ rim shot ] >> jimmy: the correct answer is 1,856. making the winner is contestant number one! [ cheers and applause ] [ bell dinging ] ♪ you're going home with a signed photo of peep wentz. and an open package of peeps from this past season with three peeps left. there you go, congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] that's all the time we have for "peep quiz." thank you for playing, and remember -- [ indiscernible ] >> jimmy: we'll be right back with more of "the tonight show," everybody. come on back. [ cheers and applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: performing his new single, "femme fatale," with coi leray and kaliii, give it up for g-eazy! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ 'ello darling children growin' women producin' ♪ ♪ men go work and some go stealin' everyone's got to make a livin' ♪ ♪ goes against my morals to steal ♪ ♪ uh no prejudice i'm a feminist do your thing babe friends with benefits ♪ ♪ both toxic both treacherous i might american psycho my receptionist ♪ ♪ yeah let's go somewhere and disappear your boyfriend's gone that means we in the clear ♪ ♪ right hand on her neck my left steer it goin' down her her eyes water ♪ ♪ she pull down my denim tears hit it one time hit it two times ♪

♪ you know what happens by the third ♪ hit a few times ♪ ♪ yeah no judgement 'cause e'rybody has to make a livin' ♪ ♪ do a little show a little tease a little then take it off ♪ ♪ 'cause if you do a little then show a little then tease a little ♪ i might risk it all♪ ♪ do a little show a little tease a little then take it off ♪ ♪ 'cause if you do a little then show a little then tease a little i might risk it all ♪ >> ladies and gentlemen, jimmy fallon, make some noise for the beautiful, and incredible, and talented, coi leray. ♪ let me take a couple shots and im'a give it a try give him wings and i could get him to fly ♪ ♪ g-eazy want a bite and i could see in his eyes ♪ ♪ but slow down don't rush baby give it some time take your time ♪ ♪ say he wanna disappear told him i don't do commercial flights only lears ♪ ♪ started at the bottom pier now i'm top tier and all i drop is hits baby i don't drop tears ♪ ♪ nah listen listen up big boy it's big coi ♪ ♪ with a big body i like big toys yeah little itty bitty

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to dr. phil mcgraw, alex edelman, g-eazy, coi leray, kaliii, and the roots, right there, from philadelphia. [ cheers and applause ] thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight everybody. bye bye, thanks. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from 30 rockefeller plaza in ne