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game will get 40. my thanks to gayle king, jojo siwa, rachel feinstein once again, congrats on the special and the roots right there from philadelphia, pennsylvania. thank you for watching. stay tuned for late night with seth meyers. good night everybody. thank you very, very much. better call. better get involved. get get involved. get into it. do it. from 30 rockefeller plaza in new york. it's late night with seth meyers tonight. john oliver from unfrosted. and snl comedian mikey day. an all new closer look featuring the a t band with jay weinberg. and now seth
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meyers. good evening everybody. i said, meyers, this is late night now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden and first lady doctor jill biden today hosted a cinco de mayo reception at the white house. though i think it's just a ploy to get more votes from white college girls. that's right. yesterday was cinco de mayo. kendrick lamar celebrated with his favorite pinata. star wars actor mark hamill visited the white house on friday and referred to president biden as obi-wan kenobi, though i'm not sure how helpful it is to compare biden to a ghost. that's right. mark hamill visited the white house and referred to president biden as obi-wan kenobi. i don't know, have you ever watched him walk? he's definitely more of a c-3po.
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president biden shared a video with actor mark hamill in honor of star wars day, while south dakota governor kristi noem shared a video of herself shooting and killing chewbacca. into the gravel pit with you, chewie. oh, can't do it. can't do it. don't know why i tried. never did it. i don't know why i'm trying it here are. let it go. you don't have it. you don't have a chewbacca. it's fine. there's nothing to be ashamed of. oh, edit it in in post. judge juan merchan ruled today that former president trump violated his gag order for a 10th time and warned that he will put trump in jail if he has to. please, do you think trump is scared of jail? that place is full of mobsters and white supremacists. he'll walk into jail the way norm walks into cheers. according to new
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bankruptcy court filings, rudy giuliani agreed to stick to a $43,000 budget each month, which includes $425 for personal care products. i'm sorry this is the good stuff. he looks like his personal care budget is whatever pennzoil costs. well, disney world is set next month to exhibit dozens of former president george w bush's paintings. as if my kids weren't already begging for me to take them. foreign president trump's campaign reportedly told donors it raised $76 million last month, and told the irs that it raised ten. tax joke. a florida man was arrested recently after he allegedly exposed himself at a walmart burlington coat factory and target. and you can't do that at target. i think
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they have their own section at the coat factory. oh, this is good. this has got good action. oh, this is real good. saturday was the 150th kentucky derby in the racehorse mystic dan won in a photo finish. not to be confused with the mystic dan you met at your nephew's fifth birthday, who is not a winner. and finally, southwest airlines has launched a new promotion called want to go wednesdays? but as any southwest customer knows, just because you want to go doesn't mean they're going to go. and that was a monologue. we're off and running. got a great show for you tonight. he's the emmy and peabody winning host of last week tonight with john oliver. my friend john oliver is back on the show and he is one of the stars of saturday night live who is having a fantastic season, both
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on camera and with his writing. mikey day is also back on the show. but before we get to all that, the judge and donald trump's new york criminal trial threatened to throw trump in jail for violating his gag order. meanwhile, maga republicans are humiliating themselves in a desperate bid to become trump's running mate. for more on this, it's time for a closer look. trump is under a gag order in his new york criminal case that prevents him from disparaging jurors, witnesses, court staff or their family members. it does not prevent him from saying whatever else he wants about the case, or about any other topic as proven by the fact that he routinely stands outside the courtroom and does his usual stream of conscious rambling like this. so as you know, late last night we got back from michigan. we went to wisconsin and michigan yesterday. interest rates are obviously not going to be able to be reduced prior to the election. we are very surprised. i'm not surprised, but they're surprised. i guess they're surprised. that's what they say. anyway, down at the trial now
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getting ready to spend another day in the courthouse, which is bogus trial super tuesday. it all started super tuesday, the biggest day which we won every single thing. i mean, it's super tuesday was a big day for me. colleges and universities. it's a shame. i'm so proud of the new york's finest morons take over this country, load it up with radical left people that want this country to fail. and we're not going to let this country fail. thank you very much. no no, thank you very much. oh, my god. it's like listening to a voicemail from your mother after she accidentally switched her calcium pills with ambien. you guys probably don't remember before cell phones, you'd have to let the whole message play before you could delete it. it would sound like this. hi, this is seth. i'm not here right now. please leave a message. late last night, we got back from michigan. we went to wisconsin and michigan yesterday down at the trial. now getting ready to spend another day in the courthouse, which is bogus.
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trial. true story. right before i came out, they said, if you're going to hit it with a hammer, you got to wear safety goggles. nbc looking out looking out for the talent. you know what they call me in the comcast c-suite? old two eyes. guys, i thought they were crazy, but i got real scared when i hit it. i was super happy when i hit it that i was wearing the goggles. also, can i just ask why the hell does trump get to do a press conference every day at the courthouse on whatever topic he wants? i don't remember the menendez brothers in 96 stopping on the way in to give their take on the day's news. lyle, eric, what do you think of the bulls winning 70 games? did you see twister? and if so, do you think there'll be a sequel in 28 years
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called twisters? that's how people talk to 1996. hey, lyle. hey, lyle. eric, do you see the new answering machines? so trump's allowed to talk about the case. he just can't disparage or intimidate jurors, witnesses, court staff or their families. in fact, he's even allowed to complain about the temperature in the courtroom. so i'm going to go into this trial. i'm going to sit in a freezing cold ice box for eight hours, nine hours or so. i appreciate you being here. thank you very much. and i'm going to go into the ice box now. i'm going to go out on a limb here and say, based on how much he's complaining about conditions in the courtroom, he would hate jail. i think he would really hate it. and i know if you ever got convicted, fox news would spin it as a good thing. i think he's going to thrive in prison. he's going to make new friends and come out stronger than ever. but i still you guys, i still think he would hate it for real. also, is joe biden old? sure.
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but if you're complaining about the temperature at your criminal trial, you are too old to be president and too criminal. also, it can't be that cold if you keep dozing off. they're probably worried if they raise the thermostat one degree, you'll just go into a coma so trump can whine to reporters about almost anything he wants from the economy to the thermostat. or if you're listening to fox news, he's being silenced. now, trump cannot even speak out in his own defense. he can't defend himself against political attacks stemming from the indictments of course, these conveniently handed down in the middle of an election, i thought we lived in the united states of america. i thought we celebrated freedom of speech. is this still america? if i were representing donald trump, i would tell him to write that check for $16,000 and go violate that ridiculous gag order another eight times. that's what i would tell them. they are threatening to throw
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the republican nominee for president in jail for talking. harris for talking during an election. according to the gag, you could have the loch ness monster as a juror, and trump can't say the loch ness monster is real, but he definitely would. i mean, he definitely would. the loch ness monster loch of course, scottish valadao , they call her nessie. and she came up to me once. big monster, strong monster. tears running down her long neck under her massive flippers. and she said to me, mr. president, i don't think you're even a wee bit guilty. also, can we go back to what this supposed lawyer had to say? if i were representing donald trump, i would tell him to write that check for $16,000 and go violate that ridiculous gag order another eight times. that's what i would tell them. that's your professional legal advisor. i feel like fox news lawyers are trying to make rudy
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look good by comparison. i would tell him to violate his gag order by holding a press conference at a landscaping company. i found that wouldn't be perfect. it's called howard johnson totaled lawn care. well, it sounds like trump took their advice, because today, judge juan mershon fined trump for another gag order violation and this time threatened to throw trump in jail. the judge presiding over former president trump's hush money trial warned trump today he could be put in jail after holding him in contempt for the 10th time. and he went on to say this jose, the last thing i want to do is to put you in jail. you are the former president of the united states and possibly the next president as well. that's right. the judge threatened to throw trump in jail while also acknowledging he could be the next president of the united states. that is a wild series of words. but we're somehow accustomed to it. i guarantee you, when most people saw that headline, they just scrolled past it on their phone like, oh, trump might go to jail. and then, whoa, did you hear this new kendrick diss track, by the way? that is all i know about
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that story. when i first saw the words meet the grahams trending, i thought it was a new sitcom about lindsay and his meemaw. and yeah, i was bummed it wasn't. but seriously, think about how insane this is. donald trump's two most likely future destinations are the white house or jail aka the ice box. and yet, despite the fact that trump could very well end up in jail after even before the election, maga republicans are still falling all over themselves to suck up to him in order to become his vice president, even though on top of being a criminal and aspiring dictator, trump almost got the last guy who had that job killed. take ohio senator j.d. vance, who once privately warned that trump could be america's hitler but changed his mind once he decided to get into politics. vance is reportedly on the list of possible trump running mates, and doesn't seem concerned about ending up like pence. does it give you any pause to be his vice president given how he has treated mike pence? caitlyn i'm extremely skeptical that mike pence's life was ever in danger. i think politics and politics,
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people like to really exaggerate things from time to time. i know a lot of folks would disagree with party senator. the idea that donald trump endangered anyone's lives when he told them to protest peacefully. it's just absurd. and the entire legal basis of this prosecution of donald trump from jackson, that they wanted to hang him. look, caitlin, did a few people say some bad things? sure. but do we blame donald trump for every bad thing that's ever been said by a participant in american democracy? i think that's an absurd standard. and caitlin, i doubt mike pence was in real danger. first of all, he's excellent at camouflaging himself. if the mob had found him, he could have just tricked them by closing his eyes and pretending to be a statue. also, no, you can't blame donald trump for every bad thing anyone says ever. but you can't blame him for the bad things people say when he told them those were the right things to say. trump defended the mob at an interview, and according to the january 6th committee, he expressed support for the idea of hanging pence. another thing to blame him for not picking up
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his phone mid riot and tweeting hey, actually gang, don't hang mike pence. of course, knowing jd vance, he'd say that was one of the president's no phone wednesdays. he's slowly trying to wean himself off social media and its inherent toxicity. on wednesday, he takes a walk in the park and he reads a book. in fact, trump's toadies are so desperate to please him, they won't even say that they'll accept the results of the 2024 election if trump loses, no matter how many times they're pressed, like south carolina senator tim scott and this truly bizarre interview from sunday, will you commit to accepting the election results of 2024? bottom line well, at the end of the day, the 47th president of the united states will be president donald trump. and i'm excited to give back to a low inflation, low unemployment. wait, wait, senator, yes or no? yes or no? will you accept the election results of 2024? no matter who wins? that is my statement. but. but just yes or no. will you accept the election results of 2024? i look forward to
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president trump being the 47th president. christian you can ask him multiple times, senator, just a yes or no answer. so the american people, the american people will make the decision. but i don't hear you committing for president trump. that's a clear i don't hear you committing to the election results. here's the deal. will you commit to accepting the election results? so many. this is why so many americans believe that nbc is an extension of the democrat party at the end of the day, i said what i said, and i know that the american people, their voices will be heard and i believe that president trump will be our next president. it's that simple. this is how much you have to humiliate yourself to suck up to trump. normal people don't talk like this. imagine if your spouse got home late and you said, where were you? and they said, i was at work. and you said, but i called work. and they said, you weren't there. and they said, that is my statement. and you said, but where were you? and they said, you can ask it multiple times. but at the end of the day, i was at the office and you said, i'm not hearing an answer. and they
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say, i look forward to sleeping. and that is my statement. you wouldn't shrug and say, oh, well, let's keep this marriage going for four more years. republicans are embarrassing themselves and renouncing the notion of a peaceful transfer of power, a hallmark of our system, and a desperate bid to become the running mate of a guy who is facing the threat of imminent jail time. it's a political movement that is fundamentally opposed to democracy and deeply unmoored from reality. honestly, at this point, there's not much else i can say. so i guess that is my statement, this event, a closer look. we'll be right back with john oliver. everybody. limón and doug lemieux. someone needs to customize and save hundreds on car insurance with liberty mutual. let's fly. chief
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time grammy nominated drummer who began his career at age 17 with bruce springsteen and the e street band for the last decade, he was behind kit for the heavy metal band slipknot. now catch him on tour with skate punk legend suicidal tendencies. for more information, check him out on instagram. jay weinberg is here. everybody fun fact fun fan for the fans of the late night franchise, jay's dad, max weinberg, was the drummer for late night with conan o'brien for all the years he hosted late night down on the sixth floor. it is very cool to continue that legacy with you. jay our first guest tonight is the emmy and peabody winning host of last week tonight, which airs sundays on hbo and streams on max. please welcome back to the show, our very good friend john oliver. well well, well. nice. well.
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thank you, thank you. yes why not? last time you were on the show, we were about to do a new year's eve show together in las vegas. yeah, we did it. and we talked about what our expectations were for a couple of party animals like you and i. yeah. that's right. how do you feel? like, how would you describe the way we rang in the new year? it was a coin toss, right, of whether it was going to be an early night or cocaine fueled. yeah. gun banging orgy of some kind. yeah. that sentence has got a lot of different things in it. i'm not sure they make a meal together. right? yeah. i mean, i don't know if we did vegas the way that vegas is designed to be done. no, but we did it our way. we did it our way, which was finish the show, which was fine. fine. that's, by the way, the most fun thing about doing shows with you is walking off stage and you being like, fine, fine. that was fine. i think siegfried and roy used to say the same
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thing, right? fine. that was fine until until until it wasn't. yeah yeah, they're like. so they all fine. they were like almost i would say like 99.9. google it. and the inevitable happened, the we yeah, we ended the night in a back room of a restaurant. yeah. right, not eating. no. instead being near. but not that close to the fireworks. yeah. and crucially, not you couldn't see down the strip without pressing your face up against the glass. yeah, like a victorian orphan looking at a at a family, eating a fine turkey dinner with a with a vibrant fire on the go. and that it felt about right. yeah it it felt it felt like a thing that both you and i hated. i really did like i kept being there like, we're so where are the headliners? and we're definitely not at a place we would pick. that's right. that room did not
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seem like it was held for jay-z at any point. they seem surprised. when we showed up, they were like, oh, oh, okay, we've got a very good room, a very do you love fireworks? okay. do you like them a little bit less than most people because i got the perfect room for that. you'll be near them. you'll hear the you'll hear a thud and some colorful smoke coming your way. but that's basically it. we've. i've been very lucky to see you monthly, which has been a delay. we've been doing a monthly residency at the beacon, one of the great theaters in new york city. yes. and we each do stand up, and then we do a q&a on stage. and i enjoy the q&a a great deal. it's the shaggiest thing. i think either you and i do at all, it's great. and we do tell people that they can and possibly should leave immediately. that's right. as a full disclaimer, like a verbal contract, if you can go, arguably you should go. the evening's entertainment is functionally over. yeah. however, it's carrying on. yeah. and so yeah, then we answer, we answer questions with, you know, various degrees of trying to help each other out from giving
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an answer that's too honest. yeah, we're going to do more. we've actually we're we're actually extending our run. yeah. look at that. two guys who are like they can't possibly. that was amazing. actual actual popular demand. yeah. the market has decided it wants more. and it's one of the rare cases where i and the market agree. no. normally i think really, really market's froot loops and gatorade are doing a collab. is this what people want? the very funny thing happened the last q&a, which is and we are both of our shows, have been nominated for the writers guild award, which are being held that night. and the first person goes, hey, i have a question. i just first of all, i want to say congratulations to both of you for being nominated. and john, congrats on winning. so that's how i found out. yeah, i would say you flounced off that stage in a huff. i was i huffed off, i did huff off. i feel like it was a bad the way i like an angered elizabethan wife. for this i will not stand you i what i love about doing stand up with you is
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i think a lot of people and i can fall into this trap as well, get very stressed before a show. but for you, i love it so much. there's a it's contagious because you are very relaxed about being the calmest i ever am is doing stand up, which is an insane thing to say pathologically, because the idea of doing stand up gives people so much stress in general. but i just it's i'm so much calmer doing stand up than i am on a beach. i do hate the beach. so that's it's not an entirely fair comparison. it is funny when people say like, how do you how do you talk for an hour? i go, how do i talk for an hour? about what i'm thinking? and no one's allowed to interrupt me? oh my god. wow do i ever suffer with utter joy? you can't. i'm amplified. i'm louder than you. you did not. you did seem to suffer a little bit. you did? hot ones. yeah i did, and this really grabs the moment. yeah. and i feel like everyone's eye might be drawn to the napkin work here, but look, i don't know if you can see the hairs on the back of your neck. that is
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so. that is so true. nuts. they leave the hairs on the back of your neck are like, we got to get out of here. literally ejected from the follicles. i'm out, i'm out. yeah. he's doing something crazy. it's the greatest show. i love it, it was so fun. i will say i did this literally seconds after he said, please don't touch your eyes. yeah. good point. touch, touch touch touch with napkin. yeah. it's so it is so fun because it feels it gets you genuinely off balance because you're in physical crisis. and he's asking really smart questions. so there are so many of my answers i was not able to internalize in real time what i was actually saying. i feel like it's so hot. you weirdly time travel past. yes. it's amazing. so you think there's time to change the answer and you're like, no, wait, that answer was five minutes ago. that's right. no, this is these are words out loud. these aren't in their head. these are for people's ears words. that's why it was so exciting watching conan do it. because when you know what, his body isn't even necessarily going through in that moment.
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but he's about to go through for the next 24 hours. yeah holy. that brought an extra amount of joy to me. well, that that is, there should be a second hot ones, which is just like security cam footage of us the 24 hours after, because everybody thinks it's the half hour that you do it is the painful. oh, no, the next day is the worst. no. you're fine. you're basically anesthetized. that the bomb thing is a functional anesthetic. yeah. you can't really feel anything physically or emotionally after that. it's only the next day when you wake up and think, why do i feel like i died? and my hairs are still stuck out on the side, we're mad at you, i got a bunch more to ask, jon. right after this. i'm a bird stuck in larry bird's attic, and i'm going cuckoo. what the heck? what you got, larry? may the best bird win.
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trader. you can find cars like the ones on your favorite show. oh no. or the car in this show. get out the water. i bet i can even find the cars in my feed. sure can. you can even find a car in that movie on auto trader . hey, find your own car! what a dream. this changed my life. wow, you're such a star. that was your best performance yet? america should vote for you. the winner of the voice is the voice live monday and tuesday on nbc and peacock. it's always important to make a good first impression, which none of you did. our theme song is now if i only had a brain. if i offered a penny for your thoughts. you all owe me change. weakest link monday on nbc and peacock. when you truly show up ready, there's no need to show off the bmw, x3 and x5 are defined by world class design and engineering. take on the energizing utility
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you sure about that? look at my face, body, general demeanor. some happened that hasn't happened yet to this boy. pandemic kids trump presidency. it escalated over a decade. yeah. it is very cool to be able to go back. and it's very nice that you guys have that library available for. yeah it's amazing. yeah. so yeah, we own the shows now. so they don't get deleted. now we're giving them to youtube. so yeah every week we're off now we'll do a new a new season. there is something that has not happened yet that you threw out into the universe. he basically offered clarence thomas $1 million a year, not just $1 million, $1 million a year. if you resign from the supreme court. i did do that, and i did. yeah yeah. now easy, easy, easy. so easy to feel that way when you didn't make the offer. and i felt exactly like you until the offer went out on tv. i was so excited. oh, that was fun. that show went really
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well. oh, it's about to happen now, isn't it? now, i imagine there's multiple people you just have to talk to about that, people, lawyers. mcosker sure. your wife? definitely. yeah. were they were they as applaud as this group? i would say my wife was on the low side of the applaud. it's more. what did you just tell me? i did say to her, it's until one of us dies. and i think that if he takes the offer, not you or your wife, you or clarence thomas. yeah. that's not. no, no, no. yeah well, you diagnose the awkwardness in that room. really? well, why would you put that in the offer, you sociopath? until i or clarence thomas died, and i did feel like if he took the deal that there were going to be some people so angry with me that they were going to kill me. therefore, my wife wouldn't be on the hook for the money. but she didn't take that as the reassuring statement that i hoped. oh, i won't be around for that. don't worry, it's fine. but it would. it
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would if he'd said it was kind of. it was both a huge relief and massively disappointing that he didn't take us. how was what was the window of time you gave him? it was we gave him 30 days. honestly i'd open it up again if it ahead of as long as. yeah, as long as he gets out before the, before the. they're doing the june decisions. yeah. i would be willing to open discussions again. so clarence, i know i keep every time i'm talking to clarence through the camera here. yeah, yeah. of course. clarence, i know you're a big fan of sir. yeah i think he. i think he's not, but jinney has it on. jenny's just a fan of just the cannon of late night. oh just loves it. yeah, yeah. if you want to get in touch and open up the negotiations again, i still have the contract in the drawer in my desk, and i'd be willing to do that. that's really cool. again, until one of us dies. and hopefully that will be you. more than fair. yeah. like, you know, like, that's just self-preservation. like one of siegfried and roy. yeah, yeah, met gala tonight? yeah. am i going to see you there? hey, bud. am i going to see you? am i going to see you there? i don't
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know, johnny loves johnny loves dressing up. johnny loves putting on a tux. you're gonna be there, johnny. come on, johnny. johnny, come to the met gala, baby, i do. i love fancy occasions and socialize with people i don't know. yeah, it's a win win for me. you know that? you love museums where everything was given as a gift. i know that, i know you love it. i know you love. i know you love stuff. that's where it's supposed to be. that's true. i do not. i don't have complicated feelings about the met at all. no. you know what? this year i'm not going to be there, sir. are you? not all. previous years. oh, no future years. all right. yeah. but i'm so happy that you're going. all right. now, can i call you as soon as i leave to tell you everybody i met? what? what are you. what story is your outfit telling? oh i just want to get you warmed up for the red carpet. seth. seth.
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seth. huge fan. what story is your outfit telling? fashion brings us together. oh, sorry. sorry. jennifer coolidge is over here. not that's right. fashion doesn't fashion. you've been invited. i've been invited before. yeah, but i've said no, because i don't think i'm going to elevate that evening, i think i'm a net positive to a night like that. it was a mercy refusal on my part. i think. you think you want this? i know in practice you don't. let's just squash this invite right now. yeah i don't, but i'm very, very, very much looking forward to seeing you on the on the carpet. thank you. what do you eat there? do i eat there? yeah. does does one eat. it's the best because nobody does. and so i just go to town. everybody's like so everybody's in like such tight fitting clothing. it's like maybe the most dinners i have in a night. what do you do? you know what you're gonna eat
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tonight? whatever they have. oh, yeah. i'm not picky. yeah, i'm cool with the met. so just to be clear, you're fine as well with where they've been getting their stuff. they're good custodians. i think a lot of it was just there. yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah. i think the temple of dendur was like, was actually originally built there so much they put the museum around it. so much of this stuff just invading armies stumbled over. yeah. and then found a good home for it. like a kind of adopted puppy that actually had an owner. yeah, yeah, the good news is, there's no way of ever knowing. there's no way of ever. you guys. john last week tonight airs sundays on hbo. streams on macs. we'll be right back with mikey day. everyone say space pod .
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snap, crackle, pop and boing. please welcome back to the show our friend mikey. dave. congratulations on, you play crackle. yeah. was that the one you were hoping for when they came to you? yeah. pop or crackle, but i got crackle. did not want anywhere near snap. no, no, i'm not a snap. kind of snaps a bad part. yeah you. and then jerry was on snl this weekend. that must be nice to see him again. it was very cool to see him. very cool indeed. you have had a fantastic year on the show, and as always, i feel like people don't fully appreciate how many sketches you write as well, i'm always asking
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people who wrote that one, who wrote that one, and you and streeter seidell tend to write a lot together. is that a fair thing to say? yeah, we write everything together. and, you've had some real, incredible hits this year. i there was this wonderful george washington sketch with nate bargatze that you wrote, and it's kind of a perfect sketch. and i don't often do this. i don't often do this, but i walked up to your office. i wanted to let you guys know. like, i was so insanely jealous when i saw it. i mean, coming from you. that's incredible. that's that's what i wanted to hear, no, but in the. i mean, the thing is, it seemed so perfectly written that i could i my in my imagination, i was, like, crushed at the table, crushed it, rehearsal crushed it, a dress rehearsal, but it didn't. then i heard it didn't, it went down decent, i guess, during rehearsal. i mean, it was fun to do. i mean, streeter is obsessed with history, so this was like his ode to america's weird customs and such. but during blocking rehearsal, it was a little awkward because
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it's. i mean, nate's just saying things that america does. it's just listing facts about america, about our weights and measures. and he's just kind of pacing the group. so it was a little awkward. but once, once nate got in front of an audience, he turned it on and became george washington. or nate's version of george washington. it is the perfect, converge of, like, really strong writing and then a host who elevates it and performance. but, it was a joy to watch. oh. thank you. and then another said another thank you. finally, someone. but, i mean, look, another thing that was elevated by performance and writing and you, you did both was, was this right here? i mean, this is ahead. now, why am i. i'm spreading way too much. it is funny that you're like, you're literally man spreading gosling. i his knees are touching and
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you're like, i need more room. i tried, i tried to do it like butthead sits, but he's not that spread. so, you know, i've been very happy to read a lot about this sketch because it was such a joy to watch. and, when haney looks back at you. yeah. and air, she laughs so hard that i remember. we came into work on monday. we were like, did they? was he not in costume for dress? but it does. she had seen it before. she had seen the makeup. was there any shift in it, at dress the wig was a little far forward, so air there was just more head, and it felt like my face was more because it's a lot to take in. yeah. by the way, jodie mancuso, one of the all time great krekorian amazing. did the hair and prosthetics. so they did like nine. jodie and louie are two legends. i was lucky enough to work with, but heidi said, you you didn't look human. yeah, you you looked not of this world. and, you know,
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we're pretty close, so we make each other laugh very easily. i had a moment when she looked at you. it's like. it's almost like the way she looked at you. you the character. it was the first time you, the character, realized you looked weird because you gave. yeah. you had a moment of, like, you had a moment of like like look going like, yeah, and the heck. and i just wondered if you put a little more sauce on it because it was a little bit joy. i mean, it did seem like it didn't require admitted like it. she she was not surprised, but she could not stop. and it was so much fun. i did put a little more sauce. i just kind of tried to look her right in the eyes and just go, hi. hi. i'm insane. yeah, this this had a the long tail it deserved because then at the premiere, at the premiere of the fall guy, you guys showed up, right? all right, look, i just want to say, by the way, ryan gosling, i love this man. yeah, he just came in and sprinkled his magic dust over everything. i will say another
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piece of jealousy. like he is. of the last ten years since i've been gone for the show. he is really, like a-list. he's incredible. i sincerely love that man. ryan if you're watching, i love you, but look. look at who's a movie star and who isn't. first of all, general hugh of skin tone. right? beautiful and bronzed, new york white. look at the width of our legs. i have a 12 year old boy's legs with hair on them. it was. it was funny, too, because the photographers would be like, ryan over here, ryan. and then to me, they'd be like, butthead over here, butthead! i'm like, ryan and butthead. it is a lot to take in when you're looking at it face to face, too. yeah, because the prosthetics that there is a moment where you're
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like, i feel like this was we were both supposed to look bad. i know he still looks gorgeous. it's great. he still looks cool. yeah. and i am walking free. it's like rock, paper, scissors. it turns out like gosling beats beavis, but butt-head beats mikey, right? that is so you mentioned, you mentioned 11 year old legs. you got a 12 year old abbot. i feel like, oh, no, he's 1111. seems like cusp of snl. yes. yeah, he's into it. he watches. and how do you watch? do you let him sort of watch on his own? do you watch with him? yeah, he stays up sometimes and watches it. that's exciting. it's hard to get him to watch anything that's not youtube shorts. okay? he loves. he watches fortnite. he watches people playing fortnite. right? and i'm like, how do you do? he'll watch it for hours at a time. yeah, but getting him to watch a movie is difficult because it's the time isn't that we're hearing that? yeah. it's not that they don't have an
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attention span. they just like, don't like stories. yeah yeah. i don't know if i want to see a story right now. i just feel like three act structure is just not for me. yeah, but he'll watch eight hours of kids being like, let's go, here we go, let's go. 80 damage, 80 damage, 80 damage. let's go. i'm like, dude, this is insane. can i say something embarrassing? like, i thought it was crazy, but when you started doing that, i'm like, i could watch that for let's go. i was like, i like this. i like everything about this. you, you also host the show. is it cake? yeah. has your son, does he like that show? two people up there. now, listen. now, if this audience was filled with children, they would have gone bananas. yeah, kids love that. do they? do you get recognized by kids, like, more for cake than snl, absolutely. yeah i believe little kids. i can see it in their eyes, too. they'll be like, hey, do you are you the cake man? it sounds so creepy. i'm the cake man, but
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it's awesome. how much they love it. well, i really mean this. sincerely. congrats on the incredible season. you do a great job behind the scenes. you do a great job writing for that whole cast. so thanks so much for being here, man. you coming from you. that's awesome mikey day everyone. unfrosted stream it on netflix. check out snl this week live on nbc and peacock with host maya rudolph. musical guest, vampire weekend. read more late night. psoriasis all over. i couldn't get my hair done then. psoriatic arthritis cosentyx works on both for me. people with psoriasis on the scalp have a four times higher risk for psoriatic arthritis. serious allergic reactions, severe skin reactions that look like eczema and an increased risk of infections, some fatal, have occurred. tell your doctor if you have an infection or symptoms, had a vaccine, or plan to, or if ibd symptoms develop or worsen. still working for me?
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