berkeley police found it wandering on mcgee avenue and bancroft way. it's very friendly. i'm spending the night at the city of berkeley animal services. they're asking anyone who may know where this piggy lives to give them a call. i like that, piggy. is it that the size is going to be forever? i'm curious. it looks not too big, right? i'm glad we took off the super. could be. yeah. i wanted to see its face. yes how does it go? indoor piggy. wee wee wee all the way home, right? isn't that how it goes? yes, yes. okay. all right. we got some nice weather tomorrow morning. i couldn't help it. all right. temperatures starting off in the 50s with some fog. i was afternoon sunshine. a little bit of wind kicking up as well, sunday and monday, though, we're going to warm it back up. get

rid of those 60s. it will be really nice. all right. looking forward [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> steve: from studio 6b in rockefeller center in the heart of new york city, it's "the tonight show starring jimmy fallon." tonight, join jimmy and his guests -- chris pratt, erin andrews and charissa thompson, musical guest, the red clay strays, and featuring the legendary roots crew. >> questlove: 1980! >> steve: and now, here he is, jimmy fallon! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ]

>> jimmy: come on, that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] yes! thank you for being here. [ military chant ] oh, welcome. enjoy yourself. welcome, everybody, welcome to "the tonight show." you're here. you made it. [ cheers and applause ] well, everyone, i'm very excited about this. it is fleet week here in new york city, and tonight, our entire audience is filled with service members of the u.s. military! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ oh, my god. looks great. u.s. military. growing up, i thought i was destined to be in the military, 'cause my teachers called me "major disappointment." [ laughter ] and yeah. how about a special round of applause for the navy and coast guard? [ cheers and applause ]

when it comes -- when it comes to being on ships, the only braver people i know are the ones who keep boarding carnival cruises. [ laughter ] i mean, what's wrong with those people? also special shout out to the army, marines, and air force. [ cheers and applause ] when it comes to being on planes, the only braver people i know are the ones who keep flying spirit airlines. [ laughter ] like, what's wrong with you? that's right, we have service members from the army, navy, marines, air force, coast guard, and for the first time ever, the space force. [ cheers and applause ] and i just want to say, i just want to thank you for your months of service. thank you so much. [ laughter ] of course, fleet week kicked off yesterday here in new york city with the parade of ships, and it ends tuesday when all the bartenders wave a a white flag. [ laughter ]

they're like, "we've had enough!" that's right, we just had the parade of ships, and two of the navy ships sailed here all the way here from -- new jersey. [ laughter ] that's true. yeah, you can tell which ships are from new jersey, their anchor is just a guy tied to a a cinder block. [ laughter ] it's like, "you shouldn't have ratted." guys, listen to this, i read that on saturday president biden will deliver the graduation commencement speech at west point. yeah, and good news, he should be finished by the fourth of july. [ light laughter ] right now, west point cadets are like, [ deep breath ] "this is what we trained for. this is what --" [ light laughter ] speaking of biden, today during a press conference at the white house, some reporters stood up to ask him questions, and biden looked pretty surprised. watch this. >> -- so people can grow. that's what it's about. [ talking over each other ] >> whoa! [ laughter ] >> jimmy: first of all, great reflexes. [ laughter ] second of all, let's not maybe jump scare an 81-year-old president, okay?

[ laughter ] well, some big financial news, this week the stock market hit another all-time high. yeah, a lot of companies are doing well right now, and we thought we'd take a look at why. for instance, elmer's stock is up because boeing is using their glue to repair their planes. [ laughter and applause ] "that should be good, let's take off." next up, kfc stock is up because people think buying food from colonel sanders counts as "supporting the troops." [ laughter ] kind of real. [ scattered applause ] here's another one, sharpie stock is up because after lighting the grill this weekend, your dad's gonna need new eyebrows. [ light laughter ] next up, denny's stock is up because you can't unsee what you've seen at waffle house. [ laughter ] and finally cinnabon stock is up, because ozempic may have won the battle, but they haven't won the war. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ you still eat -- cinnabons are good.

cinnabons are good. well, switching gears, today, a a new airline for dogs called bark air took its first flight from new york to l.a. yeah, the flights take a little longer 'cause the plane has to do three circles before it lands. [ laughter ] some entertainment news, hulu is launching a new reality dating show called "virgin island," which will follow a group of virgins who are looking for love. yeah, it's crazy, i can't believe a whole show about -- i can't do this, the space force is actually here tonight, so we can't -- [ laughter and ohs ] i'm sorry, i apologize. [ laughter and applause ] i'm sorry, i apologize. i didn't write that. i can't do that. they're actually here tonight. that's terrible. that's a terrible joke! >> steve: that's incredibly rude! >> jimmy: you guys are from space force? who's space force? yeah. come here, would you like to read that joke? yeah, come on. [ cheers and applause ] here you go. you're in space force, come on over. hit this monologue mark, and just -- yeah, just read that. what's your name, first off? >> daniel. >> jimmy: daniel, what's your job? >> satellite controller. >> jimmy: hey, welcome to the show. i'm so -- thank you for your service. there you go, right there. [ light laughter ] just read that cue card there

and see how you do. >> "some entertaining news, hulu is launching a new reality dating show called 'virgin island,' which will follow a group of virgins who are looking for love. wow, that's crazy, a whole show about the space force." [ laughter and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: thank you. i appreciate it. thank you for -- [ applause ] nailed it, nailed it! yeah. that was almost too real. [ laughter ] well, guys, i'm very excited. the nhl playoffs are really starting to heat up, and there are just four teams left playing to see who can win the stanley cup. we have our new york rangers taking on the florida panthers, and the dallas stars going up against the edmonton oilers. now, as you know, at the end of every season they give out awards like most valuable player, but they also give out awards during the playoffs. >> steve: really? >> jimmy: i'll show you what i mean. it's time for "tonight show superlatives." here we go.

[ cheers and applause ] ♪ tonight show superlatives ♪ >> jimmy: our first player is from the dallas stars. it's chris tanev. yep, he was voted "most likely to floss with a pool noodle." [ laughter ] next up from the edmonton oilers is troy stecher. he was voted "most likely voted to say, 'you're wearing that?' to your anniversary dinner at chili's." [ laughter ] next up from the florida panthers is evan rodrigues. he was voted "most likely to be watching a third-rate magician hit on his mom." [ audience ohs ] what? >> steve: that's an award? >> jimmy: they give that award out, yeah, i don't know. next up from the stars is radek faksa. he was voted "most likely to have a tiny elevator in his head that lowers ideas down to his mouth." [ laughter ] a tall head. next up from the new york rangers is filip chytil. he was voted "most likely to be an additional property brother they don't talk about." [ laughter ] and finally, from the rangers is kaapo kakko. he was voted "most likely to be named after a discontinued ikea toilet." [ laughter and applause ] there you have it.

those are your superlatives. good luck to everyone out there. and finally, guys, we're so excited to have you all here for fleet week. it's a busy week for a lot of you. in fact, i thought it'd be helpful if i ran through your schedule right now. ♪ ♪ wednesday sail in thursday fun friday bar crawl saturday wake up at 1:00 ♪ ♪ see the yankees yell at ump norovirus bubba gump ♪ ♪ take the subway big regret you just sat in something wet ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ challenge coins anchor tats buy some pizza feed a rat ♪ ♪ tour intrepid navy band karaoke one night stand ♪ ♪ free drink free drink every night spilling jager on your whites ♪ ♪ free drink free drink let 'em flow get in fistfight with elmo ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ do a keg stand getting cray spot your c.o. run away ♪ [ laughter ] ♪ meet a stranger try to flirt volleyball without a shirt ♪ >> yeah! ♪ army navy and

marines air force coast guard on the scene ♪ ♪ every fleet week what a sight even space force got invited ♪ [ light laughter ] ♪ trip is over grab a cab crazy week you might have crabs ♪ ♪ one more free drink you deserve it we all thank you for your service ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ we have a great show! give it up for the roots, ladies and gentlemen! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: oh, my goodness. that's a great crowd we have tonight. welcome to the show, everybody. as i mentioned before, it is fleet week here in new york city. [ cheers and applause ] and tonight, our entire audience is made up of service members from the u.s. coast guard, army, marines, air force, navy, and space force! [ cheers and applause ] [ military chanting ] thank you for being here. thank you for your service to our country.

it is always an honor to have you all here. we do this -- we've done this probably almost 15 years? >> steve: yeah. >> jimmy: yeah. we always love it. it's a great crowd, so thank you guys so much for being here. we have a great show for you tonight. he's the star of blockbuster movie franchises like "guardians of the galaxy" and "jurassic world." he's now voicing garfield in "the garfield movie," which hits theaters tomorrow. chris pratt is here tonight! [ cheers and applause ] thank you. no, he's not here -- no. don't get up, don't get up. he's not here now. [ light laughter ] he's eventually gonna be here, yeah. they're very -- [ laughter ] [ audience ohs ] he got a standing ovation just now. no, they're very polite, no. he's on his way, he's on his way, yeah. i'm just telling you who's on the show tonight. [ laughter ] actually, you can stand up for them if you want. they are fox nfl analysts, and their podcast "calm down with erin and charissa" is available everywhere now. erin andrews and charissa thompson are joining us today! [ cheers and applause ] love these guys. and we've got great music tonight, great band.

we have red clay strays tonight. [ cheers and applause ] they're great. fantastic band. everyone, it's the end of the week, and that's usually when i catch up with some personal stuff. i check my inbox, return some emails, and of course i send out thank you notes. and i was running a bit behind, so i thought if you guys wouldn't mind, i'd like to write out my weekly thank you notes right now. is that cool with you? [ cheers and applause ] james, can i get some thank you note writing music, please? ♪ wow. [ light laughter ] ♪ thank you, propane tanks, for always making me wonder, "should i really be allowed to carry this when i'm six budweisers deep?" [ applause ] i don't know if that's smart. ♪ thank you, "the few, the proud," for being the motto of the marines and also how paramount+ describes their subscribers. [ laughter and applause ]

i got it. i have it, somewhere. ♪ thank you, memorial day barbecues, for basically being half naked thanksgiving. [ laughter and applause ] put some shorts on. ♪ >> jimmy: thank you, chris hemsworth in "furiosa," for looking like me after wi-fi goes out for five minutes. [ laughter and applause ] ♪ thank you, fire ants, for sounding like regular ants that are crushing it right now. [ laughter ] that is fire. that is fire, dude. ♪ thank you, "bridgerton," for being about a group of good-looking people in fancy outfits hooking up as much as possible, or as we call that in new york, fleet week. [ cheers and applause ] there you have it, everybody.

those are my thank you notes. we'll be right back with chris pratt! come on back. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ air horn ] >> jimmy: oh, speed -- here we go, speed round, go! >> i'm gonna go hands. >> jimmy: you're gonna go hand? >> gonna go hand. ♪ [ lasagna splatting ] >> jimmy: you're just -- you're going hand? >> the hand. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, nice! [ audience oohs ] [droids beeping] [loud indistinct chatter] ♪ [message received tone] ♪ ♪ i wanna see all my friends at once ♪ [find my chime] ♪ ♪ i wanna see all my friends at once ♪ ♪ [find my chime] [in unison] - hey! ♪ [thud] ♪ ♪ i wanna see all my friends at once ♪ [ upbeat music ] - [singing] ♪ i'm returning for ♪

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you know our first guest from franchises like "guardians of the galaxy" and "jurassic world." now, he voices garfield in "the garfield movie," which hits theaters tomorrow. please welcome chris pratt! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪

>> jimmy: chris pratt, welcome back to the show. our audience is full of servicemen and women here. fleet week here in new york city. >> let's go! >> jimmy: yeah. [ cheers and applause ] >> what a week to be here. this is great, man. >> jimmy: you played -- you played a few different military characters in the past. you were a navy seal in "zero dark thirty." you have that, there. >> yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: you were a green beret in "the tomorrow war," yeah. [ cheers and applause ] you starred and produced the hit amazon series "the terminal list" where you play, again, a a navy seal, again. [ cheers and applause ] when you do projects like these, what kind of feedback do you get from the military community? and are you ready for some feedback tonight? [ laughter ]

>> well, it's funny. you know, first of all, i hope it comes through that the whole creative team behind "the terminal list," and through these movies, we have the utmost respect for our men and women in our uniform. so, please, just like, i'm so plumped it's fleet week. give yourself a round of applause for having a great -- [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that'll make you feel good to see everybody out there. >> so good. i -- my hat is off to you. everything i know about combat i learned from watching tv, and watching movies. and so, it was funny, 'cause my roommate, who's now my producing partner on "the terminal list," a former navy seal, he used to pick things apart. and he would see things that i just didn't know that i didn't know. you know, like, i always assumed when something explodes behind you, you just walk away. [ laughter ] you don't even flinch. you know, like, everything i know is from watching it on screen. >> jimmy: "rambo." >> so a big -- yeah, that's right, "rambo." >> jimmy: yeah, you just walk

away, "yeah!" >> and so a big part of "the terminal list" was to really take the time. and it was hiring this trifecta of former spec op -- you know special operators to oversee all of the military action, to make sure that authenticity was the northstar. so, a lot of the times the feedback that i'll get from, you know, people in uniform is they'll say, "thank you for, like, caring enough to try to get it right." the little things that you and i might not notice, they notice when they watch these types of movies. and so it's always like a -- feels like a pat on the back when i hear that from them. >> jimmy: besides just being a a busy actor, you're also a a very busy dad. >> yeah. >> jimmy: what's happening with the fam? how old is everybody now? two, three? >> i've got an 11-year-old son, and then i have a 3 1/2-year-old daughter, and 2-year-old daughter. we just celebrated two. >> jimmy: come on, oh, happy birthday. >> thank you. yeah, eloise just turned two. and you know -- you know, you have girls, it's hard, man. and having children is hard. amd my daughter likes to play this game with me called "no!"

[ laughter ] >> jimmy: yeah. >> and it's -- i'm not very good at the game. [ light laughter ] and she always wins, 'cause she says, "no." >> jimmy: yeah. >> and i did not know you were allowed to say that to your parents. like, i grew up never being able to say no to my parent. >> jimmy: no, yeah. >> i didn't -- if i'd have known back then what i know now, i would've said no a lot more. >> jimmy: yeah, no, you don't do that, yeah. but you -- the 3-year-old -- or the 2 1/2-year-old wrote -- >> yes, this is -- i sent you this picture. this is my 3 1/2-year-old who wrote her sister's name, who's two. eloise -- lyla wrote this. and katherine sent this to me just yesterday. and i was like, "you gotta --" >> jimmy: eloise is a tricky -- and it's a beautiful name. >> eloise is -- i did not know how to spell it until i saw this photo. [ light laughter ] yeah, lyla -- >> jimmy: your own daughter's name? >> yeah, i did not. >> jimmy: good for you. >> i was like, "there's no 'y'?" it made no sense. no, but yeah, but look at this. "eloise," she spelled that, and she's only 3 1/2-years-old. >> jimmy: that's not too shabby. >> come on, give it up for -- give it up for lyla. you're so smart, honey, i love you. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: are you the -- are you the type of parents that keep all your kids' artwork and everything? >> we -- yeah.

i mean, we -- yes. yeah, i'm a sentimental guy, and i like to keep everything. i've always wanted to be the kind of guy who would keep everything, but i'm so disorganized. but thankfully katherine is so incredibly organized. and she -- she has -- and she gets it from her mom, 'cause her mom actually kept all of her things from when she was young. for example, the dress that my daughters were baptized in, is the same katherine wore when she was baptized. >> jimmy: wow. >> so, her mom keeps all of this stuff and now it's filtering into our house. and it's really kind of an amazing thing to be able to hold onto things. i think there's a certain limit to the amount of stuff that you should hold onto. >> jimmy: well, there's one photo that was posted on the internet that i thought was interesting. this is katherine's old trophies. >> yes. let me -- yes. this one is for, uh -- [ light laughter ] like, "most improved swimmer" in -- and i think she was the only one in the class or something. [ laughter ] so, there's a lot of trophies where i'm like, "do you need to keep all of this stuff?" >> jimmy: "you keep that

trophy?" >> "is that the one you need?" her mom did a great job of storing and organizing all this stuff, but then this stuff showed up at my house. and i was like, "gosh, it is so amazing that your mom had this moment for you to see these things. oh, man. all right, so, can we get rid of this [ bleep ]?" >> jimmy: yeah, yeah, yeah. [ light laughter ] i want to talk about "the garfield movie." congrats, this is a big weekend for you. >> yes. >> jimmy: it's gotta feel good to make a movie that your kids can see, and laugh at, and watch. >> yeah, for sure, for sure. and it's definitely a movie that's safe for kids. you know, and what's nice about it, having kids now, oftentimes, you know, one of the few downsides of having a a career in film or television, is you do these jobs that take you away from home, and so you're just not present. you might be in budapest for a a few months, or london, or whatever, atlanta. and so, doing voiceover work is a really nice way to sleep in your own bed at night. and to be doing a movie that is a movie that my kids can watch, it's really a real blessing for me as a -- having young kids. >> jimmy: "garfield," and this is your dad, this is vic. >> that's, yeah, vic played by

samuel l. jackson. >> jimmy: come on! >> let's go. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's fantastic. samuel l. jackson? >> i know, i know, i know. how dope is that? >> jimmy: you can't get better than that. >> no, it's tough to -- you can't get better than that. so samuel l. jackson plays my dad -- my biological father. 'cause jon, of course, is the adoptive father of garfield. >> jimmy: yeah, of course, i know that. yeah, yeah, yeah. >> and yeah, so this is a bit of an origin canon. we find out where garfield really came from. and this beautiful and pampered indoor cat is swept up on an epic outdoor adventure. and yeah, it's opening this weekend. >> jimmy: but you have a big cast. hannah waddingham is on -- >> yeah, hannah waddingham. >> jimmy: nicholas hoult. >> nicholas hoult. cecily strong. >> jimmy: cecily strong is -- >> yeah, she's so funny in it. >> jimmy: snoop dogg is in it. >> snoop dogg plays a cat. >> jimmy: although i don't know if he remembers that he's in it, but he's in it. [ laughter ] >> that's okay. he's in it. yeah, he plays a cat. >> jimmy: snoop catt, actually. yeah, it's hilarious, yeah, it's good. >> and yeah, we've got a

a really -- ving rhames is in it. it's a really cute, fun, and funny movie. >> jimmy: i want to show everyone a clip. here's chris pratt in "the garfield movie." take a look at this. >> i say we jump the train from right here. >> didn't i just say that? >> i've seen it on television a a million times. we'll need a hundred feet of rope. >> uh-huh, rope, yeah, okay. [ train horn ] >> all right? and then, timing is just right, we swing over as the train passes by and land on top of the car. boom. >> or we can do this. [ yelling ] oh, jump, boy. [ bell dings ] >> uh oh. [ yelling ] [ cat yowling ] >> part of me wants to help him. >> no, this is how he learns. >> jimmy: yeah! a little macy's thanksgiving parade. [ cheers and applause ] chris pratt, everybody. chris and i are doing something fun after the break. stick around. we'll be right back with more "tonight show." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: you guys predicted kelce and taylor. >> yes, jimmy, we are responsible. >> we are. >> jimmy: yeah, there you go, that was you who did that. [ applause ]

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: welcome back, everybody. i'm here with chris pratt! [ cheers and applause ] and we are going to go head-to-head in a new game inspired by "the garfield movie" called lasagna cornhole. but first, we're going to need some teammates. come on over, guys. [ cheers and applause ] how are you doing? nice to see you. >> nice to see you, too. what is your name, rank, and branch? >> yeah, i'm ensign rachel jones, and i'm with the united states navy. >> jimmy: that's what i'm

talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ thank you for being here. we got this. we're partners. and what is your name? >> my name is senior airman jordan wright, and i am with the united states air force. >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ all right, now, the game -- the game here is simple. it's just like cornhole, except instead of tossing bean bags into the hole, we'll be tossing lasagna into garfield's mouth. now, if your lasagna lands on the board, it's one point. if it goes in garfield's mouth, that's three points. we're going to go one at a a time. but when we hear this sound -- [ air horn ] that means it's the speed round, and we all throw as many lasagna squares as possible at the same time. most point wins. my team has the red sauce. chris, you have the green sauce. since you're our guest, why don't you -- why don't you go first, bud. you have the honors, yeah. rachel, we'll watch this and learn. >> all right. >> jimmy: you can use -- we have spatulas. we have a spat -- whoa, no spat -- you're going hand in? >> oh, no. ♪ >> jimmy: wow! you guys like that?

[ lasagna splatting ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ audience oohs ] i got -- i guess i'm -- guess i'm a little too strong. >> yeah, too strong. >> jimmy: yeah -- >> you're not taking -- you're taking into account the lever. >> jimmy: yeah, i do have to do the lever. >> yeah, you know what -- >> jimmy: go for it, bud. >> let's go, let's go. ♪ [ audience oohs ] >> jimmy: rachel, we got this. >> got this. >> jimmy: come on, partner. >> all right. [ audience oohs ] >> it's the weight, the weight. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> you've got to go hand -- you've got to go hand. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> jimmy: come on, now. you know what's up. come on, now! >> let's go. let's go. >> jimmy: you see that? come on -- >> oh! >> jimmy: oh.

no, don't. >> oh! [ audience oohs ] >> okay. >> jimmy: come on, bud. we got this. what is the score? that's all right. don't worry about it. 3-2, we got this. i love how you're still just going hand. [ lasagna splatting ] [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> oh! [ air horn ] >> i think i'm gonna go -- [ air horn ] >> jimmy: oh, speed -- here we go, speed round, go! >> i'm gonna go hands. >> jimmy: you're gonna go hands. >> gonna go hands. ♪ [ lasagna splatting ] >> jimmy: you're just -- you're going hand? >> the hand. [ cheers ] ♪ >> jimmy: oh, nice! [ audience oohs ] ♪ [ lasagna splatting ] ♪ [ lasagna splatting ] ♪ [ lasagna splatting ] >> jimmy: all right. that's it. we got, right there. last toss. no more. [ cheers and applause ]

our winner, chris pratt, right there. congratulations. congratulations again. thank you. you're the champ. give it up for rachel, jordan. we'll be right back with more "tonight show," everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ one bite of a 100% angus beef ball park frank and you'll say... ...hello summer!

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: our next guests are very talented sports analysts on fox nfl broadcasting team.

they also host their podcast, "calm down with erin and charissa," which is available everywhere now. please welcome erin andrews and charissa thompson! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: how amazing. >> i know. >> amazing. >> jimmy: how great does that feel? >> i want to keep standing. >> jimmy: i know, i know, i know. we thank you again. [ cheers and applause ] it's fun, right? >> yes. fleet week. i'm happy you're here. welcome. i'm a big fan of your podcast, "calm down." i want to get -- talk about that. but i want to congratulate you on -- you have a baby now since last i talked to you. >> i have a baby. yes. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: little baby, mack. little baby, mack. so cute. >> so cute. >> he gave you a shoutout the other morning. >> jimmy: look at this, mack

posted this. mack said -- he's reading my book. thank you very much. [ audience aws ] >> he's very advanced. he can already read. >> jimmy: he can already read, yeah. >> my favorite part in the book is the noodle part. i don't know if you've seen this book. so, jimmy has like a -- like waffle. "mama", if you were narrating the book, how would you say it? >> jimmy: just like that. [ laughter ] yeah, i would. i would do it just like -- yeah. it's not really a book, it's more like a text message with pictures in it. >> it's awesome. >> jimmy: but i do love it, 'cause the kids can laugh and make jokes. >> it's hilarious. >> jimmy: and you get to read with him. yeah. >> yeah. >> jimmy: i want to know about tom brady, because i know he's coming over with you guys. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's gonna be commentating. how is he going to do? he's -- have you -- have you talked to him? have you guys -- do you have a a chemistry? >> we've actually talked to him in person. >> jimmy: what's he like? >> wow. [ light laughter ] >> jimmy: oh, my god. >> so dreamy. and i can say that because we're friends with him and also a co-worker. >> jimmy: yeah. but have you ever -- you've been around him. >> jimmy: yeah, yeah. he's unbelievable, he's good at everything. [ light laughter ] >> and that's annoying. >> jimmy: he's annoying, yeah. >> and he's probably gonna be -- yeah. >> jimmy: he's good looking, he's great at everything, he can golf. >> and that's the biggest thing, everybody's worried about the commentating, i'm just like, "the guy's skin. i have to deal with this?

him being on my crew." >> jimmy: he's too good looking, yes. >> i know. 'cause we talk about it a lot on our podcast. >> jimmy: but i think -- i think he'll be great. >> he'll be amazing. >> his resume supports that he's great at everything he does, so why would this be any different? >> jimmy: yeah. i think was that thing too, i think when a-rod went over and started being a commentator, and you go, "he knows the sport." >> yeah. >> right. >> jimmy: he knows baseball. >> yeah. >> jimmy: he's great at this. 'cause he knows -- he knows -- well, i would do bad, and i would -- this is probably gonna happen. so, i think tom is gonna be like, oh. i went to some game with him once, and he -- was a a basketball game, yeah, no big deal. >> sure. >> jimmy: but we went to a a basketball game, and he's like, "it's over." and i go, "it's not over. there's another period. there's a whole -- i'm sorry, another quarter left." he goes, "no, it's over. there's no way." and i go, "wait, what?" he did, like, the score in his head. he's like, "there's no way they can catch up to win." and i go -- and he was right. >> right. >> jimmy: and i go, "this guy's a genius." >> i've -- i've sat with -- >> jimmy: i can't enjoy sports with this guy. >> what are the winning lottery numbers? >> jimmy: yeah, exactly. what are the winning lottery numbers. yeah. >> i've sat with him at, you know, lunch before, and he's been telling stories about his career. and it's like stuff we just die for. >> yeah.

>> love the inside information, right? and you're hearing all the stuff you just always wanted to know. and my knee was just bouncing, and bouncing, and bouncing. >> jimmy: yeah. you're like, "tell me, tell me, tell me, tell me." yeah. >> and you get jules, julian edelman, who's on the show that i host with him. >> and gronk. >> and then rob gronkowski, you get those three together, the three amigos. >> jimmy: oh, i love that. >> like the -- just hilarity ensues. >> jimmy: so, who do we think -- do we think the chiefs are gonna win the super bowl again, a three-peat? >> i always say this, "if you're on top, you gotta knock 'em off." so, you know -- people did it with the patriots, they hated that they kept winning. and it's like, "all right, well, then someone needs to beat them." so, as of right now, chiefs are the team to beat. you're the reigning champ, you gotta beat 'em. >> is patrick mahomes still playing? >> yeah. >> i mean, as long as this guy is still playing. isn't he unreal? >> jimmy: yeah, actually, it's wild to watch him. >> wild. he's the magician, yeah. >> who do you cheer for? >> we're so lucky. >> jimmy: i cheer for -- i cheer for really anyone i'm watching. i just -- i want -- [ light laughter ] >> "anyone i'm watching." >> jimmy: i go -- i go for a a good game. i go for mahomes. i know kelce. >> yeah. >> he's a fun -- >> you guys are a time on a a golf course. >> jimmy: you guys predicted kelce and -- and taylor. >> yes, jimmy, we are responsible for that.

>> we are. >> jimmy: yeah, that was you who did that. thank you. [ cheers and applause ] thank you, as a -- as a a country, we're thanking our servicemen and women, but we really have to thank you for what you've done for all of us. [ light laughter ] you brought us taylor and travis. yeah, oh, my god. but you -- are you just friends with kelce? or taylor? >> yeah, well, obviously, we've covered him, and -- and we're friends with him. and how could you not be? the guy's a time, right? i've seen you guys on a golf course. he's a time. and he had mentioned on his podcast that he went to the show, wanted to meet her afterwards. didn't get the chance to. so, we just started talking about it on our podcast, saying, "taylor, do this for america. date him." i mean, the guy, he's not ugly, by any means. >> did you see the "saturday night live" skit where he, like, lifted up other girls so -- you know -- or yeah. so they could get the feeling what it was like to date a big, strong man. so, we're like, "taylor, go." >> we were advocating early on, and he was very sweet, and he commented and he was like, "i owe you guys big time." so then, of course, you know, everyone gives us credit. we -- you know, we'll take the credit. >> jimmy: yeah. >> but we just -- i just love both of them, and i'm so happy to see them happy.

>> jimmy: yeah, me, too. i root for both of those guys. but also, taylor was wearing -- >> hello, erin! >> jimmy: erin, you have your own line of sports apparel, right there. at the super bowl -- >> yep. >> jimmy: -- she's wearing -- that's your jacket. [ applause ] >> yeah. >> so proud. >> thank you. a team apparel line called "wear by erin andrews." i gotta hook your wife up. >> jimmy: yeah. >> and your girls. and yeah, super bowl sunday, she walks in looking amazing, and she threw that on, and i lost my mind. >> huge. >> jimmy: yeah, you just start crying. you're like, "i love you taylor, so much, thank you." >> "so much." yeah. >> jimmy: let's talk about "calm down." i love it, it's great. i know it came just -- you go, "hey, everyone else has a a podcast, let's -- we should do it. >> and it had nothing to do with taylor swift. >> right. >> but it's -- you know, here we go. >> jimmy: it had nothing, yeah. >> the song, we love it. >> jimmy: was it based off of just your relationship talking to each other. and you go this should be aired somewhere. >> yeah. yeah, i think it was -- we would leave each other hour long voice notes, which are so annoying. anything over one minute, by the way, is like my public service announcement, like knock it off. just leave a voicemail or call me. but i digress. it was like -- we're rambling on --

>> it's this. >> -- the way that we do, then we should just make a podcast. and i'm -- it's my favorite thing to do. it's an hour every week, we get to just hang and, you know, self- deprecate. it's a time. >> jimmy: yeah. >> we talk about our times on the football fields, interviewing different guys, dealing with coaches, having to not be able to pee for four or five hours when you're doing a a football game. >> jimmy: yeah, these are all great. >> huge conversations. >> jimmy: big conversations. >> you know, people want to know the answer. i got to chase down, you know, matt lafleur, kyle shanahan, you can't go pee, you can't. >> jimmy: you can't do it. >> you can't, so you need to calm down. so, we just -- we bring up real-life situations on the podcast, guys. >> jimmy: yeah. >> things you want to know about. >> jimmy: i think you're just fantastic, great chemistry together, and so funny. and it's a great listen. so, congrats on the podcast. >> thank you. >> jimmy: thank you for coming on the show. [ cheers and applause ] >> and jimmy, before i go, i just think -- >> jimmy: yeah. >> -- we should say one more time -- >> jimmy: sure, sure. >> -- thank you guys so much -- >> yeah, thank you. >> -- for your service. my sister served in the coast guard, my grandfather was in the army. [ cheers and applause ]

and i -- we cannot thank you guys enough what you guys do for us so we can do our jobs. and we just love you. thank you. >> my grandfathers were in the navy, so thank you, guys. [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: that's what i'm talking about, right there. erin andrews, charissa thompson. "calm down" is available everywhere now. more "tonight show," after the break. stick around, everybody! fantastic! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ growl ] ready for the road trip. everyone comfortable. yep, there's plenty of space. i've even got an extra seat. wait! no, no, no, no, no. [ gasps ] [ indistinct chatter ] [ sigh ] let's just wait them out. the volkswagen atlas with three rows of seating for seven. everyone wants a ride. [ snoring ] ok, get in. [ speaking minionese ] yippee! and see "despicable me 4" in theaters july 3rd. rated pg.

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