♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> jimmy: my thanks to eddie murphy, matty matheson, diljit dosanjh! [ cheers and applause ] and the roots, right there, from philadelphia, pennsylvania! thank you for watching. stay tuned for "late night with seth meyers." goodnight, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> announcer: from

30 rockefeller plaza in new york, it's "late night with seth meyers." tonight -- ayo edebiri, star of "horizon: an american saga - chapter one," actor, luke wilson, music from michael marcagi, featuring the 8g band with mario duplantier. ♪ [ cheers and applause ] and now, seth meyers. >> seth: good evening. i'm seth meyers. this is "late night." we hope you're doing well. now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. according to a new poll, president biden has a two-point lead over former president trump among young voters, which is great, because to him, that's everyone. [ laughter ] former president trump has reportedly been asking friends and aides if they think he will go to jail. and hopefully they're being as honest as he was when they asked. [ laughter ] "no, i think you're good." cnn has released details on the parameters of the upcoming presidential debate, which will be 90 minutes long and will include two commercial breaks. and then, if there's any time left, biden will get to talk. [ laughter ]

according to a new report from the senate judiciary committee, supreme court justice clarence thomas failed to discuss at least three private jet trips in his financial disclosure. must be nice traveling on so many private jets that you forget about a bunch of them. [ laughter ] if you've flown on the middle seat on southwest in the last row in front of the bathroom, you never forget that. [ laughter ] 23 pairs of twins recently graduated from the same middle school in massachusetts. the graduation was held, i'm guessing, in the shadow of a nearby cooling tower. [ laughter ] temperatures are expected to reach 90 degrees this week, as the northeastern u.s. is in a so-called heat dome, or in the case of new york city, a urine sauna. [ laughter ]

[ audience oohs ] it's a scientific name. [ laughter ] tesla has reportedly paused cyber truck deliveries due to an issue with its windshield wipers. apparently, when you turn them on, you can see all the people laughing at you. [ laughter and applause ] [ light laughter ] a chick-fil-a restaurant in louisiana recently announced it will offer a summer camp experience for kids for $35 a session. and it wil do all the usual summer camp stuff like plucking chickens, breaking down chickens, freezing and packing chickens, and loading trucks with frozen chickens. [ laughter ] you know, camp stuff. [ light laughter ] and finally, this year's annual world naked bike ride in portland has been cancelled due to organizational issues. fortunately, if you want to see a bike rider's junk, you still can. [ laughter ] and that was the monologue, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] we are on our way. we have got a great show for you tonight.

she's an emmy winning actress from films like "bottoms" and "inside out 2." her hit show "the bear" returns next weekend on hulu. give it up. ayo edebiri will be here. [ cheers and applause ] so happy. first time. and he is a great actor you know from "the royal tenenbaums" and "old school." he's starring in "horizon: an american saga - chapter one" which is in theaters next weekend. our friend luke wilson is back with us tonight. [ cheers and applause ] and he is a talented singer/songwriter who's debut ep, "american romance," is out now. michael marcagi is here. [ cheers and applause ] great show. but before we get to that, you guys, donald trump bragged about acing a cognitive test while forgetting his doctor's name and his son donald trump jr. was hit with a brutal fact check relating to what i'm sure was a typically mundane campaign issue. let's see here. jeffrey epstein, great. for more on this, it's time for "a closer look." [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: as we've explained many times on this show, there's one basic fundamental rule that

explains politics. and it's this. maga politicians are weird. they are odd weirdos who do weird things and do weird [ bleep ] like showing up outside the trump trial in matching outfits or -- [ laughter ] live streaming their 80th birthday party on their weird internet show. "all right, rudy, time to open your present." "wow. just what i wanted, two-thirds of a pair of khakis." [ laughter ] like, in any other context outside politics, we would all universally recognize these people as weird. if you took marjorie taylor greene holding up one of her giant posters of hunter biden's [ bleep ] out of a congressional hearing and put her in, say, times square -- [ laughter ] even maga supporters would cross to the other side of the street to get away. [ light laughter ] and by the way, i don't mean to denigrate all types of weird. artistic weird, for example, is great. uncle weird, on the other hand, is not. artistic weird is when you paint yourself blue and play the drums. uncle weird is when you start carrying around loose ivermectin

in your members only jacket and tell everyone at thanksgiving about the testicle tanner you bought because you saw it on tucker carlson's web show. [ laughter ] "that turkey's a beautiful golden brown. you know what else is a beautiful golden brown?" "uncle terry, no." [ light laughter ] "oh, i guess we're not allowed to talk about how our balls look at thanksgiving anymore." [ light laughter ] "you were never allowed!" [ applause ] for example, trump showed up to capitol hill last week for the first time since he sicced a violent mob on congress, and republicans didn't just greet him warmly. they heaped so much cloying gratuitous praise on him, you'd think they just reconnected with their biological father. >> rousing displays of republican unity today around the party's presumptive nominee. >> we were told there was a big standing ovation for him among republicans. >> they sang "happy birthday" to the former president. >> he said very complimentary things about all of us. we had sustained applause. he said, i'm doing a very good job. i mean, we're grateful for that.

>> you know what trump meetings are like. he's electric. he's got an incredible fastball. and i think it was just exciting after all he'd been through how strong this man is. >> he was the team captain, and we were glad he was leading us. >> he was funny. he was joking around constantly with everyone. he was really sweet to me. he saw me in there and he was like, hello, marjorie. he's always so sweet and recognizes me. >> seth: that's not the compliment you think it is. [ laughter ] when people recognize you, it's not because they're sweet. it's because you're terrifying. [ laughter ] that's like saying, "i'm sorry, i feel like i've seen you somewhere before. are you the murderous doll m3gan?" [ laughter ] seriously, do you guys hear yourself fawning over trump? you're talking about a serial liar and con artist who lost the popular vote twice, fomented a violent coup attempt that almost got you killed, just got convicted of 34 felonies and looks like the roadrunner just tricked him into blowing himself

up. [ laughter ] how did you get ready for that interview? did you strap yourself to a rocket? [ light laughter ] usually you interview a politician to get the dirty laundry. you don't interview the dirty laundry. [ laughter ] republicans are such obsessive sycophants they want us to all believe that secretly behind the scenes trump is actually a sweet, strong, compassionate genius. while in public, he can't even read words or remember names. over the weekend, for example, he bragged once again about supposedly acing a dementia test, while at the same time repeatedly forgetting the name of the doctor, ronny jackson, who gave him the test. >> joe biden has no plan. he's got absolutely no plan. he doesn't even know what the word "inflation" means. i don't think -- if you gave him a quiz -- i think he should take a cognitive test like i did. i took a cognitive test, and i aced it. [ cheers and applause ] doc ronny -- doc ronny johnson -- does everyone know ronny johnson, congressman from texas? he was the white house doctor,

and he said i was the healthiest president he feels in history. so, i liked him very much. immediately. >> seth: bragging about acing a cognitive test while forgetting the name of the doctor who gave it to you is like writing on a résumé you speak three languages and misspelling the word languages. [ laughter ] in that same speech, you can see trump's brain glitch, and rather than just stop and reset like a normal person, he tries to recover by randomly pointing to someone in the crowd. >> but the american people were far better off under a president named president donald j. trump. have you heard of him? have you heard of him? [ cheers and applause ] and in particular -- oh, and remember this? oh, wait a minute. mike lindell, please stand up, okay? >> seth: first of all, credit where credit's due. he did get donald j. trump's name right. [ light laughter ] we give him a hard time, but he nailed that. second of all, nice save, dude. when in doubt, just scream the name mike lindell like it's your safe word in an orgy. [ laughter ] quick tangent. if you were at an orgy with

someone, and their safe word was mike lindell, would you make them leave the orgy? i would and i'm famously lax when it comes to who and who can't stay at the orgy. [ laughter ] ask around. [ light laughter ] although my favorite part of that clip is what trump says next. >> i just saw him. stand up. forget about his pillows. [ cheers and applause ] he is the greatest purchaser of advertising in the history of america. >> seth: even trump's like, his pillows suck. [ laughter ] "forget about his pillows. they're like burlap sacks filled with spiders and needle sticks." [ light laughter ] "i'd rather put my head on a railroad track next to a beehive. mike lindell, everyone." [ light laughter ] "my dearest friend, mike lindell." but that was somehow not the weirdest public appearance by a person named donald trump this weekend. because there's a second lesser donald trump named donald trump jr. who said this very bizarre thing for

absolutely no reason. >> if you're in this room right now, you're probably on the fbi list. [ cheers and applause ] you're in with me, my father, my family, so you're in with good company. [ cheers and applause ] i am on every list, except the epstein list. we haven't heard anything about that one in a while. [ cheers and applause ] i'm fine with all the other lists as long as i'm not on the epstein list. we're good, right? speaking of which, how is it that my father can be convicted of 34 crimes but no one on epstein's list has even been brought to light? how is -- i'm trying to figure out how that's possible, right? >> seth: "i'm not on the epstein list" is one of those things

that if you have to say it, you've already lost. [ laughter ] for example, even if it's true, you wouldn't put it in a dating profile between outdoorsy and loves dogs. [ laughter ] also, side note, you're not on an fbi list. these guys are so desperate to pretend they're antigovernment rebels with transgressive views rather than the rich, powerful ass [ bleep ] they are. besides, the fbi doesn't need to put don jr. on a list. i'm pretty sure they know where to find him. just check for any stores that sell adderall infused beard oil. [ light laughter ] vape places. it's gonna be your vape places. but back to the epstein stuff. don jr. thought this was such a home run, he retweeted that clip and wrote, "you know who's not on the epstein list? my father. because if he was, it would have leaked in about half a second. that's a fact." but he was hit with possibly one of the all-time greatest fact checks which said, "donald trump was on epstein's flight logs at least seven times." [ laughter ] "here are the receipts straight from the court records in the ghislaine maxwell case." that is bru -- seven times. he wasn't just on epstein's plane, he had platinum status.

[ laughter ] they let him board before uniformed military personnel. [ light laughter ] he was only three flights away from filling out his punch card. [ laughter ] imagine how hard it would be to find out your dad was on epstein's flight logs, and on father's day no less. [ laughter ] what do you even write on the card after that? "to the best dad who hasn't been on epstein's plane eight or more times." [ laughter ] but let's consider don jr.'s question. why hasn't more come out about the epstein case? why hasn't that been brought to light? maybe his father can right this wrong by declassifying all the epstein documents. something he could have done, i don't know, when he was president. in fact, trump senior was asked that question in a recent fox news interview that backfired spectacularly. watch as he eagerly agrees to immediately declassify a bunch of other stuff related to jfk or 9/11, but when it comes to the epstein files, he slams on the brakes. >> if you were president, would you declassify -- you can answer yes or no to these. >> no. >> would you declassify the 9/11 files? >> yeah. >> would you declassify jfk files?

>> yeah. i did. i did a lot of it. >> would you declassify the epstein files? >> yeah, yeah. i would. >> all right. >> i guess i would. i think that less so because, you know, you don't know -- you don't want to affect people's lives if it's phony stuff in there because it's a lot of phony stuff with that whole world. but i think i would or at least -- >> do you think that would restore trust? help restore trust? >> yeah. i don't know about epstein so much as i do the others. [ light laughter ] >> seth: "yeah, i don't know about epstein as much as -- oh, mike lindell!" [ laughter ] "mike lindell." [ applause ] that clip is amazing. he short circuits when they ask him about epstein like he's sylvester the cat and someone just asked him, "have you seen tweety bird?" [ laughter ] but this is really such a perfect encapsulation of the maga movement. they see elaborate conspiracies everywhere except when there's one staring them in the face that involves their hero, donald trump. they're obsessed with epstein. meanwhile, it turns out trump was on epstein's plane so many times, when they saw each other,

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: give it up for the fantastic 8g band, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] sitting in with us this week, he's one of the biggest names in metal drumming and founding member of the grammy-nominated band gojira. this fall be sure to check them out on a u.s. tour with korn. for more information and updates, follow them @gojira and instagram. all the way from france, mario duplantier is here. welcome to the show, mario. [ cheers and applause ] >> thanks, seth. thank you, guys. >> seth: our first guest tonight

is an emmy-winning actress you know from films like "bottoms" and "inside out 2" as well as the critically acclaimed fx series "the bear." the third season premieres june 27th on hulu. please welcome to the show, for the first time, ayo edebiri, everybody! [ cheers and applause ] ♪ ♪ >> seth: hello. >> hi! [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: i am so happy to have you here. >> i got really nervous when you were introing the drummer because i was like, "i've never played for korn." [ laughter ] i -- i really -- i was like, "yes, i will be doing those things. i can. i can do that. sure." >> seth: so wait, you man -- you thought it was you all the way up until korn. >> yeah. well, i was like, yeah, no, for sure. people talk about my skills

often. [ laughter ] so, you know -- >> seth: i've been lucky enough to see you a few times this year. >> yes. >> seth: the most previous time i saw you was when you were looking resplendent at the met ball. look at you! >> oh, s.a.t word. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: yeah. >> yeah. >> seth: you know what i like? is when i sort of -- when i found you at the met ball, there was a tiny little comedy corner. >> i loved it because it was like you, me, donald glover and it was like -- i was like, "aah, we all feel like frogs, don't we?" [ laughter ] it was really nice, really -- >> seth: fancy room and yet we're like, "hello, do you do comedy?" "yes, i do comedy." [ laughter ] i also got to see you when you hosted "snl." you were here in february. you were fantastic. [ cheers and applause ] i know you have, you know, not only a comedy background but a sketch background. did you just love that experience? >> it was honestly the best. and there were so many, like, friends there. >> seth: yes. >> it was really, really nice. i didn't expect to, like, take a job for a week. i didn't realize that i would be, like, actually working. >> seth: oh, it's a full-time job. >> i was like, i thought we just

show up and get to be all cute, you know? [ laughter ] and i was like, "i'm employed. i'm employed." [ light laughter ] i'm like bringing my laptop in. >> seth: yeah, oh yeah. and not -- and you got paid nothing for it. >> no! no! at all! >> seth: it's a bad job. >> wait, i paid loren money. i sent him a venmo for $150 -- >> seth: he got you? >> was i not supposed to -- >> seth: nobody falls for that. >> okay. all right. yeah -- >> seth: he says, like, twice a year, he's like "you know who fell for it?" he goes, "i got $150 from ayo." >> "$150 from jacob elordi and ayo edebiri! hundred fifty" >> seth: "yeah, elordi and ayo. that were the two." >> "those are the two. those are the two. hundred fifty." >> seth: um, also -- i was talking to you backstage. here you are. >> here i am. >> seth: "inside out 2." congratulations. >> thank you. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: huge weekend. >> real crazy, yeah, yeah. >> seth: i was saying -- i saw -- i saw somebody posted a video of you, like doing all the different voices. i mean, again, like, just great voice work -- >> thank you. >> seth: -- in a way that made me reflect. and i'm like, "this is why no one asks me, because you can do --" [ light laughter ] >> well, it's also because i'm saying like nasty, toxic things about you in those circles. [ light laughter ] >> seth: oh, you're undercutting -- >> oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: -- me in the industry. >> oh constantly! well, because i heard, they were like, "oh, this like -- this is

a seth meyers type." and i was like, "no, no, no, he's toxic." [ laughter ] "he's toxic, let me do it." >> seth: wait, are you saying it came down to me and you? >> it was me and you. i'm sorry. i thought you knew. >> seth: you wanted me to know? [ laughter ] you did give away a trick, though, that i think is fascinating about what you're doing in the booth. >> yes! >> seth: because i was like, "god, she's so good." what is the pixar trick? >> the pixar trick? the bar. >> seth: yes! >> they have a bar in -- at pixar that's, like, an effort bar. i can't explain why it works. i just does. but you hang onto the bar and i guess you lose all sense of reality. [ laughter ] and you can just, like, fling your body as much as possible. and like -- yeah. the bar helps. >> seth: it's so fun. >> it's just me doing this also -- >> seth: yeah. >> -- helping. >> seth: that is helping. that's helping a lot of you. >> good. >> seth: we also were both honored this week at the las culturistas awards. >> we were, we were. >> seth: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] >> congratulations to you as well. >> seth: and we were -- as we were unable to attend, they sort of put our names up. but we were on the same screen. you won the awards award for most awards. [ laughter ]

and i won the best vibe -- >> hands down. >> seth: hands down award. >> hands down! >> seth: so really a nice year for both of us. >> and your -- and it was a tight, tight race for you, i know. >> seth: yes! >> a lot of good vibes in this town. >> seth: a lot of good -- i mean, i don't wanna -- i'm not going to say it because i think it reflects badly on me but -- >> well i -- i mean, you beat sza, you beat beyonce. i'll say it! [ laughter ] >> seth: okay. you can say it. >> i'll say it. >> seth: i'm so excited for the third season of "the bear." >> yeah. >> seth: congratulations. [ cheers and applause ] i'm also very excited because you directed an episode this year. >> yes, i did. i directed an episode. [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: that seems like -- i would assume, based on how beautifully the show captures the chaos of the kitchen, it must be different than directing any other show. >> for sure. we also shoot so quickly. and, like, chris is very, like, "amazing. second take, cool, we're happy, right?" and you're sometimes like, "wait, what? no." so, we shoot really quickly, but our crew is just the best.

they've all worked on a lot of like "chicago" shows, a lot of procedurals. so, they just, like, know everything in the world, i think. and, yeah, it was really, really a blast. i have, like, a mini-director school with robert townsend who plays my dad. >> seth: who's a brilliant director. >> who's an amazing director, iconic director. and he took me out to lunch, and he was like, let's talk about directing. if there's any questions, anything you want to know, let's have a sit down. i was like, perfect. i'll just listen to this man tell me stories and i will learn, and that is that. and we showed up and he had pieces of paper for me and a pencil. he was like, draw us right now. how would you direct it? >> seth: wow. [ light laughter ] >> i was like "what?" >> seth: that's amazing. >> it was great. and we were just, like, walking around this restaurant we were sitting in. he was like, "okay, where would you shoot it from? how would you shoot this man eating lunch by himself?" and i'm like, "hello, man." >> seth: at what point did they ask you to leave the restaurant? [ laughter ] >> immediately. >> seth: yeah, immediately? >> immediately, yeah. >> seth: i will also tell you that the last time i saw you, i had just been in boston. >> yes. >> seth: and you were one of the people on the cover of "boston"

magazine. you are from boston. >> i am from boston, yes. >> seth: the boston celtics -- by the time this airs, they may be world champions. >> they will be world champions. >> seth: okay, great. i was gonna ask, based on that. [ cheers and applause ] >> they will be world champions. >> seth: so do you have an investment in the boston celtics? >> yes. >> seth: okay. >> i think there's something that's like in the boston tap water that makes you a fan of boston teams regardless of anything. anything. >> seth: yeah. >> they can do no wrong. >> seth: right. >> everyone is the bad guy and we are the underdogs, even though we've been champions 57 times. [ laughter ] >> seth: yeah. i was also going to say, it's very easy for me on the outside to look at boston fans and be like, "oh, no, we're the bad guy." like, everybody -- >> no, it's very, like, "are we the badies?" >> seth: yeah. >> it's very that. >> seth: it's very that. >> yeah. >> seth: when you see like boston fans, like, in the dallas airport, you're like, "oh, we're bad people." >> yeah, yeah, yeah. >> seth: but at the same time, i don't care -- >> but we're so -- oh we're so cute. we're so cute. >> seth: we're so cute. do you have -- were you -- i did not know about the cool dog. will you explain the cool dog? >> okay. i'm obsessed with cool dogs.

nobody outside of the greater boston area seems to know what they are. >> seth: yeah. this is the photo of the cool dogs. >> well, they're foul and they're perfect. [ laughter ] it is a treat that i had as a child at boston sports games. i'm hearing, sort of, nauseous noises in the theater. [ laughter ] and it's a hot dog, but it's ice cream. >> seth: yeah. [ audience oohs ] but it's not a hot dog. >> what? come on! but it's not a hot dog! it's ice cream! okay. so, the bread is cake -- [ laughter ] and the dog is ice cream, but it's put through the same machine they make hot dogs through. [ audience oohs ] so, it shapes all like a hot dog. and the mustard is chocolate sauce. [ light laughter ] >> seth: the best is the more you're trying to sell it, the more you're grossing them out. [ laughter ] >> and the relish is whip cream! >> seth: and also there's a little bit of real hot dog. [ laughter ] >> take a walk on the wild side. >> seth: it's the same machine -- >> it's the same machine! >> seth: -- so some of the hot

dog gets in. >> whenever i'm like "oh, okay. like, time to email my therapist, time to hit zoe up." it's like -- i'll be -- it's 2:00 a.m. and i'm scrolling the cool dogs website and i'm like, "if i order a pack of 24 --" [ laughter ] because you can only get them, like, costco size. you can only get them if you're putting on sporting events for children -- >> seth: yeah. >> -- or championship teams, i guess. like, they don't sell them -- does everybody want some? [ laughter ] hey, i'm trying to find these in store! um, yeah. but i love them, and i really -- i dream of them. [ laughter ] >> seth: do you think there are other things in boston that only people from boston care about? >> of course. i once was at a party and i was reduced to tears because i was talking about the great molasses flood. >> seth: uh-huh. >> make some noise for that. okay. zero noise. [ laughter ] but i -- i was, like, "well, it was the really serious thing that happened obviously." >> seth: yeah. >> and everybody started laughing. i was like, "it's not funny. like, people died of molasses." [ laughter ] like the streets smelled of molasses in summer for 70 years after the great molasses flood. it's nothing to laugh about.

[ laughter ] >> seth: it is very funny if a comedian starts talking about a great molasses flood, it does seem like it might be a funny thing -- [ light laughter ] and not that people tragically died from molasses. >> molasses. >> seth: yeah. >> which i get, it's really slow, why didn't they just run away? [ laughter ] i don't know. i don't know, i wasn't there. i wasn't there. and i wish i was because things would have been different. i tell you that much. >> seth: you're a little guilty of why people are laughing at the great molasses flood. >> i know. >> seth: i like that the last two things, you're like "it's like a hot dog but it's a dessert. it's a tragedy, but it's a dessert." >> but it's still a dessert. [ laughter ] come to boston! boston tourism. let's do it. >> seth: wait um, is this true that your family had an interaction with the great director -- >> oh, my villain origin story. >> seth: okay, good. [ laughter ] >> when i was a child, they were

filming "the departed" in boston. >> seth: yeah. >> and you know, they're all around town. i'm like 10 years old and i'm like, "me and leo, end game, don't worry. i've got the 'titanic' box set. so, yeah." [ light laughter ] and then they were filming it and there was a knock on our door one day and me and my dad were heading out to piano lessons. and it was like some -- somebody, and they were like, "we're about to film this martin scorsese movie. how would you feel about letting us use your house? and my dad was like, "ha, ha, ha. use my house? [ laughter ] so you can get the deed to my house. you see a working immigrant man with a house and you want to steal the house." [ laughter ] "you want to come inside the house, take my keys, take the deed, and take my family. nice try!" [ laughter ] and they were like, "yeah, like, no. that's not how that works. we just want to use your house for, like, a few days and we pay you for it." he's like, "yeah, yeah, you pay me money so in court you can say you paid for my house." they're like, "literally no. if you wait, like, 30 minutes leonardo dicaprio and martin scorsese will come." he was like, "yeah, and we'll

have a black president. nice try." [ laughter and applause ] and he left and i went to piano lessons and they used a house in our neighborhood and i don't play piano anymore, so -- [ laughter ] >> seth: well, you got your revenge. >> i got -- yeah. >> seth: you got your revenge. >> i got my revenge. >> seth: what a delight to have you here, ayo. >> well, thank you for having me! >> seth: it is just a joy to talk to you. [ cheers and applause ] guys, that's ayo edebiri. the third season of "the bear" premieres june 27th on hulu. "inside out 2" is in theaters now. we'll be right back with luke wilson. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ (male vo) dan made progress with his mental health, but his medication c unintentional movements in his face, hands, and feet called tardive dyskinesia, or td. so his doctor prescribed austedo xr— a once-daily td treatment for adults. ♪ as you go with austedo ♪ austedo xr significantly reduced dan's td movements. some people saw a response as early as 2 weeks. with austedo xr, dan can stay on his mental health meds—

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♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: our next guest is a talented actor you know from his work in films such as "the royal tenenbaums," "old school," and "legally blonde." he stars in "horizon: an american saga chapter one," which will be in theaters on june 28th. let's take a look. >> here's what i ask. when you see men working, figure out how to help, both of you. this ain't helping. >> no, no, i know. >> hold on. tomorrow, you be aware of the time. i want you to draw your water and get your team hitched ahead of all these others. and don't stop anyone asking for help. now, if that means you've got to get up a little early, go ahead. that extra time you like to take, mornings, just you two,

only means you're dragging this out for everyone. >> all right, that's fair enough. >> i hope so. >> seth: please welcome back to the show, our friend, luke wilson, everybody. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ >> seth: so happy to have you here. >> yeah, thanks for having me. >> seth: it's always a joy to have you on the show. and i hear there's something we do on this show that you dig. >> well there's a lot that you do. >> seth: okay. >> i'm a big fan of the show. but one thing in particular is, you know, johnny carson had a thing where when he'd have a joke not do well, it was almost as funny as if it just -- >> seth: almost funnier. >> -- you know, brought the house down. the way he'd handle it. like, "okay well." but you have a thing that's almost even better, where when you have a joke, let's say it doesn't perform as well as you might want it to. you call out the writer -- >> seth: by name. [ laughter ]

>> -- by name, where you show a picture of them. >> seth: yeah. >> and then even if he's there on the floor, you will get a live shot. and it takes me back to, like, you know, eighth grade getting in trouble where you're in the school teacher role. but you'll say, "did you think that was funny when you wrote it?" [ laughter ] "and did you think other people would think that was funny?" [ light laughter ] "and how do you feel now?" >> seth: yeah. >> "now that the joke has played, how do you feel?" but it really -- >> seth: the best thing about it is they feel fine because they're on tv. [ laughter ] >> yeah, yeah, well, it's the -- the scollins character a lot is the one -- >> seth: yeah, he's not a character. he's a real person. [ laughter ] he just seems like a character. >> 'cause, if this guy is an actor, he is great. but it reminds me of in sixth grade, i had a paper where i got a b minus, which was a huge

deal, because it was such a great grade for me. [ laughter ] but the title of my paper was "muammar gaddafi, world troublemaker." [ light laughter ] and the subtext being like, you think i'm a troublemaker, what about this gaddafi guy over in libya? [ laughter ] this guy's raising hell. i'm just in sixth grade here. but scollins really takes me back to that era. >> seth: scollins is so bad, that gaddafi would write one about scollins. [ laughter ] >> i like this scollins guy. >> seth: yeah, why am i so bad? >> he should be in my cabinet. >> seth: this is so exciting because this is a sprawling western epic, directed by kevin costner, who's the guy you think about when you think about sprawling western epics. what was it like to be directed by a guy who does this better than anyone? >> yeah, i mean, it was just a high point in my life and just one of the best things i've ever gotten a chance to be a part of. but, yeah, i mean, i don't know about you, but i think i've got -- getting to be an older actor, sometimes i probably don't listen to directors as much as i should.

you know, just like, "okay, that's a good note. no, i should try that. yeah, okay." [ light laughter ] you know, because a lot of times they're talking about, you know, they want other people to hear them direct you. like, "i want to see through your eyes what's not just in your heart but what's in your soul." i'll be like, "okay, how about i give a look, and if that gives you what you're looking for --" but, no. with kevin costner, i felt i was almost listening too intently. you know, he'd be talking and i mean, i just saw some footage yesterday of me being directed by him, and i'm just kind of locked into him like that. [ light laughter ] but i could listen too intently to where, one day, i went walking by and he grabbed my arm and he said, "later we're going to do a shot and i want to get a tight shot of your horse's legs charging through this river here and kind of up to the desert where a drifter is going to be coming out of the desert." i said "okay, okay great. so just the horse's legs." and he said, "yeah, with you on it." and i said, "okay, no that's

better. i should be on the horse because that doesn't make sense if i'm not on the horse." and he just looked at me. he actually got up and he walked away and then he turned back to look at me just like -- [ laughter ] "is it -- this is the guy i've hired to be the in charge of a wagon train who thinks his horse is just out there charging around, taking care of business?" >> seth: it was like his way of saying, "and we've decided since the horse can do that on its own, we don't need you anymore." >> yes, yes. >> seth: you -- i always -- and by the way, i've had this when kevin's been here. like, when kevin costner is here, one of the people that was, like, famous when i was a kid, there like, are sometimes where i'm the worst version of myself. 'cause i want to like be a fan boy about them. did you have moments like that with kevin, where you, like, embarrassed yourself by being just impressed to be in his presence? >> i did. i mean, he is one of those guys like you're saying, just like, you know, john belushi or sean penn or nick nolte. if there was a movie out, you know, it was going to find a way to get into the theater whether it was rated r or not, would just find a way to do that.

but yeah i did, you know -- you know, i tried to keep it professional with kevin. but there was a day in moab, where we were shooting at moab, utah, where, long day going down main street. and me and my friend pull up and there was kevin right in the car next to us. i was like, "hey, there's kevin. he's right there." i'm like, "pull up, pull up." we get up next to him and it's kevin and his friend, nick. and, kind of, we're gesturing to him. and they turn and talk to each other. then kevin rolls his window down. he's like, "yeah?" [ laughter ] i'm like, "hey, man, what's going on? what are you doing?" and he's like, "just --" and he had a script in his lap getting prepared for the next day's work. and he was like, "i'm just going home." i was like, "okay, great." and he's like, "what are you guys doing?" i was like, "we're just -- we're going to go into town." he was like, "okay, you guys have a great day." and then you could see him kind of in the car like -- [ laughter ] but, i mean, these days, they were long days. i mean, there were days when, you know, i would get into the

trailer and just, kind of, lay on the couch. and, you know, you'd hear the knock at the door, the teamsters, the guys in charge of the -- you know, the trailers say, "hey, luke, we've got -- we're shutting things down here." and say, "can i just -- what if i just -- can i stay in here overnight?" "well, we're moving to another location." "okay. that's just down the valley, right? i can just -- i mean, i've got to be here in the morning anyway. i'll just stay in the trailer." and they'd say it was an insurance issue. [ laughter ] >> seth: it is nice, i will say, one of the nice things watching that clip and being in a western is it seems like you can look like somebody who hasn't slept for a while. you know what i mean? [ laughter ] >> oh, yeah. >> seth: you're covering in dirt and dust. >> oh, yeah. just all the kind of regular kind of movie stuff goes out the window. touchups. "you have some lint right here. can i get that?" "do you mind if i fix your hair right here?" that all goes out the window. >> seth: did you have favorite westerns as a kid? >> yeah, i really -- i really loved westerns. you know, i know that, like, the westerns of the '50s, like the

john ford and john wayne westerns were, you know, incredible. but i really was a big clint eastwood fan and loved like "josey wales" and "high plains drifter" was just one of my top three and "pat garrett and billy the kid" with kris kristofferson. >> seth: that's a fantastic -- yeah. that's the peckinpah movie, yeah. >> with the peckinpah movie with the bob dylan music and james coburn. >> seth: that's a -- kris kirstofferson, it's kind of unfair how good he is as an actor, considering what a good songwriter and musician he is. >> it's unbelievable. one of the best song writers of all time. but then he just seems like a total natural >> seth: very natural as billy the kid. >> yeah. >> seth: well, man, it is such a joy to have you back. congrats on the movie. i'm always so happy to see you. you guys, that's luke wilson. [ cheers and applause ] "horizon: an american saga chapter one" is in theaters next friday. stick around. we'll be right back with music from michael marcagi. [ cheers and applause ] ♪ - let's see what we got in this fridge. (gentle ambient music) - what's a recipe using what i have in my fridge?

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my friends talking on and on about how the world ends ♪ ♪ then she wakes up and she climbs in my front seat and she said ♪ ♪ don't you wait to try it are you scared to find it do you want to take my broken heart ♪ ♪ are you scared to start ♪ ♪ let's lay in the dead grass stare at the stars run away and live out of cars and bars ♪ ♪ let's just leave here cause there's nothing left to see ♪ ♪ and if that's wrong let's make it right and if you leave just give me one more night ♪

♪ cause there's no one that you'll find that's quite like me and she said ♪ ♪ don't you wait to try it are you scared to find it ♪ ♪ do you want to take my broken heart are you scared to start ♪ ♪ you don't need a paycheck don't need the rent you can take it all 'cause its already spent ♪ ♪ we can burn out just as long as we burn bright and she said ♪ ♪ don't you wait to try it are you scared to find it ♪ ♪ do you want to take

my broken heart are you scared to start it ♪ ♪ don't you wait to try it are you scared to find it ♪ ♪ and do you want to take my broken heart and will you ever heal from all these scars ♪ ♪ and did you have to take it all so far are you scared to start ♪ [ cheers and applause ] >> seth: michael marcagi, everyone! for tickets, head to michaelmarcagimusic.com. we'll be right back with more "late night."

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