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york. it's late night with seth meyers. tonight, jon hamm goes to las culturistas. comedians bowen yang and matt rogers an all new closer look featuring the band with tico torres. and now seth meyers. good evening. seth meyers, this is late night. we hope you're doing well. and now, if you don't mind, we're going to get to the news. president biden traveled to europe yesterday for the second time in a week. man. he went to europe twice in the space of a week. you know what i look like if i did that? i look like that. senate republicans yesterday blocked a democratic bill that would have created new ethics rules for the supreme court, news that clarence thomas was pleased to hear when he pulled into port. the biden campaign released a new ad today that ties former president trump to the capitol attack, said trump. cool. so did i. former president
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trump accused his political opponents of going after him and his supporters yesterday in a fundraising email and said, quote, haul out the guillotine, a reference to the french revolution, where the masses famously rose up in support of rich people like him. i left, i left les mis early. i thought it was very long. i thought it was very long. i thought it was the one with cats. but i can never remember that the title. during new jersey senator bob menendez corruption trial this week, the prosecution's star witness testified that menendez used a bell to summon his wife. whoa. if i did that, my corruption trial would be the least of my worries. authorities in
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california have announced they will not charge a second grade teacher who was drunk in class, because prosecutors determined that it is not illegal to teach while intoxicated. and i mean, sure, what's the problem? the teacher has a pleasant day and the kids learn to say the alphabet backwards. you can do it like this. they can do it like this. that's right. authorities in california determined that it's not illegal to teach while drunk, said students. is that true? in all 40 states? and finally, 16 time nathan's famous hot dog eating contest winner joey chestnut said yesterday that he was, quote, very disappointed to learn he will not be allowed to compete in this year's competition. you could tell he was depressed because he went home and ate 76 pints of ice cream in ten minutes, and that was a monologue. everybody, we are all right. we got a great show for you tonight. we really do. you know him from mad men,
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the morning show, top gun maverick, and one of the best snl hosts i've ever worked with. he starred in fx's fargo this season as the awful sheriff roy tilghman. he was just brilliant. jon hamm is back on the show hambo. they are hilarious actors and comedians separately, but together they are the hosts of the hit podcast las culturistas. this saturday, they host the 2024 las culturistas culture awards at the kings theater in brooklyn. and if you think i'm exaggerating when i say that it will be the event of the century, i don't think so, honey. i do that right. bowen yang and matt rogers will be here, so happy to have him back before we get to all of our guests, donald trump returned to capitol hill today for his first public visit since he is sick to violent mob on congress during his coup attempt on january sixth, and his main agenda item was demanding that republicans somehow overturn his guilty verdict. for more on this, it's
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time for a closer look. we got a revealing split screen today. donald trump was in dc to beg republicans to get him off the hook for his many crimes. while joe biden was in italy meeting with world leaders at the g7 summit. remember how weird those foreign trips used to be with trump? when world leaders would surround him like he was a dog who just swallowed a wedding ring? or when trump would literally shove other world leaders to get to the front of a group photo, or when he gets stuck in one of his never ending handshakes with french president emmanuel macron.
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in some parts of europe, when you shake hands that long, you're legally married. trump was holding on to macron like he was trying not to get sucked into a tornado. i'm pretty impressed. that was like an hour ago. we're like. and then, like, literally just dumb riders. they're like. and then, like, you make it look like a hurricane and they're like, what? you want us to do? what and they did it. they did a great job. trump's pump, trump's pumping macron's arm like he's trying to get well. water on little house on the prairie. by the way that was 2017. they're still stuck like that. macron was with trump every day in court. by comparison, biden's trips abroad have been, you know, normal. but that doesn't mean fox news can't find ways to
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complain about them. this summit is three days long. president biden is only participating today and tomorrow. he's going to be missing the big dinner that's taking place. peter, do you know why the president didn't go to the dinner last night? no. and they told us not to read too much into it. i would note that it's probably because they do like to have him down for as much as possible the first day that he goes anywhere overseas, and that has just proven that is just borne out with trip after trip after trip abroad, including last week in france. we got there a day early. we were ready to go and then at like ten in the morning local time, he just went right to his rest. well that's just crazy. crazy. have you guys ever taken a red eye overseas? i'm 30 years younger than biden, and the only reason i don't go to bed at 10 a.m. is the room's not ready yet. by the way. don't bother asking. the italian hotel clerk if it is. yeah, if our rooms are ready early, can you
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let us know? it'll be ready around 3:00. sure. but yeah, if it was ready any earlier, that would be great. yes, i would say a 3:00 would be a most likely. sure. but like, if it was ready at 245, you'll let me know, right? yes. i'll let you know. the 3:00. you can't overdo it. on your first day in italy after red eye. that's how you ruin the rest of your trip. you think you can cram in a visit to the colosseum in the vatican before, in a pair of tivo and a late dinner, and then by 9:00, you're either passed out on the cobblestones next to the trevi fountain, or you're having a massive fight with your wife on the spanish steps. you couldn't wait until day two to get some cacio e pepe. i'm so tired i can't see. but the doocy family continued to hammer away. he was moving very carefully. he looked a little pooped. i wasn't sure where to go. i think we have the video of that. yeah, yeah. okay. we'll put it up. when you look at this video, they, the president seems like he is, as staff probably instruct him, just we're going to take a picture and then get out of
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there as quickly as possible. but he's not just looking for his own staff. they've got the staffers of the leaders of the seven largest economies. so he's looking out there. he's probably seen people pointing in a bunch of different directions, and it looks like he did, there was a little roadblock there. what are you talking about? that was just him chatting with the prime minister of italy. i guess fox is thrown because they're not locked in a game of handshake. chicken whoever holds on the longest gets to keep the statue of liberty. but you do not want the statue of liberty. please let go of my hand. hold on. i'm going to grab your wife's hand. here we go. this is in our country. it's very normal. seriously. i expect better of you guys. biden looks perfectly normal there. i mean, we do better jobs of finding clips where biden looks old. you know how many times we played biden tripping on the stairs? we like that. or how about our new favorite clip of biden standing perfectly still while everyone around him dances? darsha
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philips was to be wahab. yes, i mean, that's what i look like when i'm at a wedding without my wife. i'm 50. i'm not getting jiggy with it by myself. and you know, i'm 50 because that's the most recent song i could think of. also, he's an 81 year old white man at a juneteenth gospel concert, standing perfectly still is definitely the right play. you don't want him walking out there saying, i'm gonna let my freak flag fly. you gotta see me do some. i try some new stuff. no joke. that's my favorite part of that clip. is the camera. just slowly pulling away. even the camera guy is like, what's going on here? but maga world has to nurture their conspiracy theories. even when their own eyes disprove what they're saying. take former house speaker kevin mccarthy, who, according to politico,
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privately told allies that he found the president's sharp and substantive in their conversations. but when he's on fox, mccarthy has to pretend there's some massive, shadowy conspiracy to cover up biden's supposed mental decline. so they have to lie to all of us about how great he is, how sharp he is, how he can outhustle the whole country just to get him over the finish line. and then the switcheroo. don't you see that they literally have the top people in hollywood working on it? yeah, they have the top people in hollywood working on it in fact. true story. george lucas is using the same technology used in star wars to make biden look young and agile. check it out. i mean. i mean, no offense to george lucas, but our hurricane trump was right there. so fox is desperate to make biden look old and incompetent while he does a normal president stuff during an overseas trip.
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meanwhile, trump met with republicans on capitol hill for the first time in public since the january 6th insurrection. and this is how they greeted him. former president donald trump is meeting with congressional republicans up on capitol hill, marking a truly stunning comeback in american politics. moments ago, the former president arrived at the capitol hill club in washington, right by the capitol. today's visit is apparently the first time trump has stepped foot on the hill since sending a mob of his supporters to fight like hell, as he said it on january 6th. today, they're welcoming back to washington with open arms, despite the fact that he put their lives in jeopardy when he refused to call off the mob as his supporters stormed the capitol, hunted for lawmakers and erected gallows when he walked into this meeting with his republican colleagues, our cnn colleagues are getting details about what's happening in the room. they sing happy birthday to the former president. his birthday coming up just right around the corner. cheers. do you people have no shame? it's the guy's first public visit since he's sick to mob on you and almost got you killed. and not only are you
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welcoming him back with open arms, you're singing him happy birthday. a day before his birthday. this is like, of all the teens at crystal lake got together to throw a surprise party for jason. we got you a new chainsaw. you shouldn't have . if someone tried to have me killed, i think i'd pass on the birthday invite. unless it was a laser tag party. because, i mean, how can you pass that up? i don't care if it comes from the menendez brother. i'm going to a laser tag party based on where we're at in the joke. so far, i'm very concerned about the tag sal wrote. so you guys are already bummed out and i know what's coming next. and it's sal's fault. best part of a menendez brother birthday party? no parents.
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there. watching this right now. being like, why are we getting zinged? that was somehow not the worst part of trump's visit. last night was also the annual congressional baseball game, and republicans decided to give trump a gift to celebrate their victory. they also gave him a baseball, to sort of celebrate him coming into the room after the congressional baseball game yesterday. that's right. republicans have now joined the esteemed list of people who gave donald trump balls, like the soccer ball from vladimir putin or the glowing orb from saudi arabia. the orb wasn't a gift, but i do think trump tried to take it home. mr. trump, have you seen our orb? the orb? no i don't have i seen the orb? i don't i don't think i have seen an orb. it's just your coat is glowing. although i will say it
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doesn't surprise me that republicans won the baseball game. they have a lot of speed on the base paths. remember how fast josh hawley ran from the mob on january 6th? it's like a maga rickey henderson. but trump wasn't just there to get serenaded and received gifts. he was also there to ask republicans for a favor. this is obviously his first time back on the hill since january 6th, but it's also the first test of how republicans will embrace him following his guilty conviction for 34 counts of falsifying business records, there was an item in politico this morning that said that trump was so furious about his verdict that he called the house speaker and said, i want you to do something about this playbook. this morning has new reporting about how in the hours after trump was convicted in new york, he called speaker mike johnson and said, we have to overturn this. do what you can. and johnson said he would try. that's not a thing. congress can't just overturn a guilty verdict. the guy was president and he still doesn't even know how the three branches of government work. he treats them like his three adult kids. the executive branch that
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branch branch. i feel like branch is what the kids are saying now. i'm going to ask bowen and matt when they come out. i'm pretty sure it's brian. the executive branch's ivanka. she can do whatever she wants. the judicial branch is don jr, his right hand man who does his bidding. and congress is like eric, send him a birthday card, even though trump is probably tried to have him killed. happy birthday dad. and don't worry, i know it wasn't intentional when you pushed me into the quicksand. maga republicans steve fake conspiracies everywhere they look, but not the real one right in front of them. donald trump is colluding with the political establishment to overturn a guilty verdict handed down by a jury of his peers. that's much more than some imagined conspiracy to make biden look young, which doesn't exist. and i would know because i'm one of the top people in hollywood. i'm a i'm the
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tico is, you know, essentially sitting in for fred right now and i remembered when john hosted snl, there was a sketch where fred, played tico in a sketch. it's a younger, younger tico. so that's a younger, but pretty good. yeah. do you remember that sketch? absolutely. i laughed, it was a very funny sketch about how the rest of the band. it was the day you had named the band, and the rest of the band was wondering why john wanted to call it bon jovi. yeah, well, torres didn't work. sambora didn't work. it's wonderful to have you here. thank you. one more time for tico. everybody our first guest tonight is an emmy award winning actor. you know, from his work in the morning show and mad men and movies like bridesmaids and top gun maverick. he stars his share of roy tillman in the fx series fargo, whose latest season is streaming now on hulu. please welcome back to the show, our very good friend jon hamm. everybody.
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welcome back, my friend. hi. it's been a little. i've been lucky enough to see you a few times socially, but it's been a long time since you've been here. it's so lovely to see you. thank you. you've been married since the last time you were here. i have been married. you've been married for about a year now. congratulations. a year, almost a year, almost a year, a couple of weeks, a couple more weeks. you've been away a year, ana, are you enjoying the beginning of your summer? you're in new york city. i'm in. i'm a summer in the city. not bad. right? you should write a song about it. they should. i think they have. they have. some of them got dirty necks. yeah, it was weird. it was that. how was that? the one thing you focus on? yeah, it's like back of my neck getting dirty and gritty. yeah. what i mean, yeah, maybe, but also just it's. there's ice cream. yeah. and you know what? the thing is, i know it's going to happen, but don't remind me in the song.
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exactly. kind of smells like pee and urine. what okay. yeah. if i were you, i wouldn't talk to that guy. yeah maybe just keep your hands to yourself. so maybe. yeah, we should update it and just let that money come rolling in, you had a very exciting. you went to a university of missouri? yes i did. university of missouri tigers, miss? yeah. there you go. ooh. hey, there's people from here. okay. all right, so, you received. but slu also saint louis university. yeah. very different. what are they? the billikens. the billikens? yeah. don't ask i won't. you received an honorary. that means dirty neck. it really does. it's problematic somehow. no one cares. but it's all very difficult. don't look it up. nope you received an honorary degree. i did, and you seem. you know, i think there's a way when you know, it's honorary is when they. when you react like this. i mean, that's a guy. that's a guy who put in no academic work.
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because here's why you can tell also because when i got my degree from mizzou, which i earned. yeah i, you know, basically stumbled across the finish line like, yes, i earned this thing. but there was no fist pump. it was literally like, can i go now? yeah. like i just i did it god. all right. done. but it was yes, i got a i can't really read. it's in latin. it's either a doctor of arts or a doctor of arts. yeah. i can't because it is in latin. they're also just one letter away, it is funny though. it's great that you got your degree from university of missouri, because i'm sure you had to prove that every audition you had, right? oh, boy. you sure do. you, you were back. you know, i first was lucky enough to meet you as an snl host. you were back for the finale. oh, my gosh. yes, yes. in fact, later that night, after i received you went from this right to snl. i went from that. what a day to an airport. right. to an airport.
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they didn't hold snl in the heifetz arena, right? they yeah, i got on a plane and that's a day and showed up at the snl finale, which was awesome. and yeah, it was fun. it was. it's always fun. it's always fun. i recently saw a wonderful ewan wiig. who was it for? i saw a video of the two of you chatting. yes, hollywood reporter yes. it was like an actor's talking to actors thing on actors and i. yes, there you go. and you guys actually were actors on actors before in bridesmaids. yes. we were. yeah physically, yes. you were physically actors on each other's actors? yeah. there were other pairings where i feel like the actors hadn't physically been actually on each other, but that was the case. oh, that was it. it was always an actor. that was the whole point. on another actor. the only reason they could use that title. guys wiig you haven't physically been on one another. they're like, it has to be actors near actors. wiig has been in some of the more memorable, comedy, you know, intimacy scenes of all time. she's a she's so game for
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stuff like that. i remember one sketch that i had to do. you were there, but i don't think you were in it. was it the audition sketch? scott. oh. scott brown. okay. remember scott brown? no one does, yeah. massachusetts real good. senator. yeah, barely. yeah. and yeah, he was he was new in senate. he couldn't get couldn't get where he was supposed to go. and he was, but he was a sexy guy or something. and so that was they were all a flutter. and i think we play him, wally likes it. yeah. wally loves it, and, wiig played nancy pelosi, and she was very, and at a certain point, i was supposed to put, spill something on her or something and touch her boobs. yeah. and i was so terrified to do that because i was like, oh, that's not. yeah. and she's like, go to town. and i was. by the way, don't say go to town. you know what sketch which did not get its due from the
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audience? i feel like it aired where she was auditioning. oh, boy. you know what sketch, it did air, right? it did air. it was very funny. but i remember she was auditioning, and it was her saying the thing she wouldn't do in an audition. and then the thing she would do. right. and none of them had anything to do with anything about the actual scene. it was like a it was like a very, like, anodyne commercial. she was auditioning absolutely. but the reason she got the audition was because she could she was he had proven that she was such a good actor because she was in the stanley steamer commercial, where she has to get so mad that the dog is rubbing his butt on the carpet. yeah, i do remember you. and then you were her husband and you were like, really defending her in and had to defend her because i heard it outside and this is terrible what was going on in here. and we and we left in a huff. yeah. so then i do just remember at 1.1 of you was like, she kept saying, i will, i will not show butthole. i will show the top of my butt crack. only if it is relevant to the script.
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otherwise, come on. yes. and sudeikis played the greatest straight man in the world. he's very good. we go. yeah, we had a good. we had a good air. good air of people who were very good at being straight men while people were being very funny. yes. i have a lot more to ask you. we're going to be right back with jon hamm after this. liberty mutual customizes my car insurance, and i saved hundreds. with all the money i saved. i thought i'd buy stilts. being so tall definitely has its advantages. oh, wow. you go, kiddo. thanks hi, honey. where did he go? yep, there it is. there it is. there we go. i guess it also has some disadvantages. yes, it does only pay for what you need. liberty, liberty, liberty, liberty.
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5.99 per month. as sheriff, my first priority is the safety of the community that means preparedness and defense. safety of the community. that means preparedness, preparedness and defense. i'm sorry fellas, i'm still talking here. i'm still talking, i'm still talking. i'm still talking. all right, that's a good joke. good joke, good joke, good joke. cut it out, cut it out, out. all right, you know what this is? welcome back. we're here with jon hamm. that was a clip from the latest season of fx's excuse me, fargo. i texted you a great deal during the course of the season. you were so incredible in this. this is maybe the most menacing person. this was a real bad guy. yeah, yeah. it i don't know. the show does such an amazing job balancing tone because the it's
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such a it's so violent and that's so is the movie that all five seasons of the show have been based on. you know, there's, there's so much humor in the movie when someone's being fed into a woodchipper. yeah. you know, you're kind of i suppose that's your friend in the woodchipper. yeah, so, you know, it's a unique, tonally, it's a unique thing. and to play it is really fun, but it's also just i was shooting that that show, the same time i was shooting the morning show. so it was quite a left turn to go. yeah. not only fly from calgary to land in culver city, but then to also play sort of meet cute with jan adamson house, you were very you cut a real, look at you. look at this guy on the horse. he looks like a guy who knows what he's doing. yes do, do you know what you're doing? ish. okay. i mean, i know what side. i knew which side to point. yeah. go this way. oh that's good. here you are. this is like a more. that's the guy i know that was when i. that was when i met my horse whose name
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was larry. oh that's a yeah. so i immediately texted larry david. i said, i've met your horse, fred. larry, have you ever, have you ever fudged that you maybe knew how to do something? yes, absolutely. like, i can kind of ride a horse and. yeah, of course they don't ask you. can you kind of ride a horse? they go, well, can you ride a horse? you go, yeah, yeah, duh. i can ride a horse. so but the most, really the weirdest time i'd ever done that was like, can you play hockey? i was like, yeah, i can play hockey. play hockey. i'm not on the saint louis blues, but i root for them. yeah, duh. basically there and then they were like, great, go to this audition for this movie miracle. it's going to be great. i go, sounds great, i'd love to. and then they're like, let's go play some hockey. i was like, oh, in real in real time with skates. what have we just shoot from here up and i just run around like this? would that be better? and they went, no, it won't be.
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let's see you out there. and it was embarrassing. they were like, look, it was an upset. but it wasn't this kind of upset. it was not like everybody in the us team could skate. actually do this, we, our next guest, matt bowen. yes. you know, matt bowen. yes, i do las culturistas. we were both nominated. we were both. yeah. you can woo. we were nominated in the same category. yes. we were, in this year's last call. racist or most? no, it's just father award. father father, do you know the nominees were you and i me you and i. god i mean, he is part of the triumvirate. that makes sense. fathers in the john mayer song daughters, it's heavily mentioned and ryan gosling. and we found out we just found out backstage. how'd it go? was it? god, it wasn't god. they're going to post it online, so we should should we spoil it? i would just well, i
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don't think we can spoil it, but let them post it online. but i hope people can judge by how we're talking about it. that it ain't us, baby. listen, if you got to lose to god, if you got to lose to god, which is what you call gosling. oh, yeah. you didn't let me finish gosling. god, ryan gosling, i just have a weird pronunciation. you do have a weird. you pronounce that weird? you've always pronounced ryan gosling, thanks for being here. congrats on everything. the show is so good. you're the best jon hamm. this season of fargo, streaming now on hulu. we'll be right back with bowen yang and matt rogers. with so many choices on booking.com, there are so many tina fey's i could be. so i hired body doubles to help me out. splurgy tina loves a hotel near rodeo drive. oh, tina! while tina
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moment. it's a big. how has your summer been? does it take up a lot of your bandwidth in the early parts of the summer? well, we tend to, like, approach it in a very diligent way, but we do in the past three years, we've done this. we tend to do this right after a big vacation. yeah. and the endorphins are gone. yeah. our brains are on two. yeah. yesterday our voices sounded like this. yeah. we were in fire island, so there's some understanding happening in the crowd. i've heard knowing heterosexual groans like, oh, okay, we're exhausted by it. i'm exhausted. that's why. can you explain this photo that matt just posted? sure. yes. that's me. yeah. go ahead. that's bowen at 2 p.m. perfect. and you can't do this on the mainland. you can only do this on fire island. you can't do this in polite society. his commitment to rest. by the
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way, it was a big night the night before. yeah we had i don't know if i can say this word on tv. yeah go for it. but we had an orgy, which i actually we define as when four gay men are in a hot tub listening to taylor swift for two hours. okay, gotcha. that's what that was. yeah, well, that'll that'll take it out of you. it got really hot. i would say, you know, shame on you, matt, for posting this without bowen's permission. but last time, bowen, last time you were here. yes. you kind of spoke out of school about your dear friend matt. you said that when you were in college together at nyu, matt stole ice cream. from a bodega. a small business as it were. and we said that this would be great fodder for the next time matt comes on to share a story of a misdeed that i've done. yeah. correct. so i've had a lot of time to think about it. yeah. and i really genuinely don't know what this is going to be. and i just want to say, by the way, it's on i think second ave and ninth street, it haunts me. i will make it up to that bodega at some point. yeah i mean, it does seem based on the
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fact that it happened college, you've had more than enough time to make it up. you would think. but, you know, actually, seth, i literally thought to myself, like, what's an infraction? i've seen bowen, you know, i've just there's nothing. yeah. there's nothing. he is a perfect person. and you know what else? even if i could think of something, i certainly wouldn't go on national television. i know that about you on this huge platform. oh no. and drag my. oh, no, i'll tell you this. awful. i certainly would rather know someone who stole ice cream. that someone that would turn on their friend, that would do this, you know, in the words of many real housewives, you owe me an apology. now i. all right? i'm so sorry. i forgive, i forgive. you got a show to do. i
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always, always love listening to your podcast, but it is a special occasion. you stretch out the nominations over three days of listening and the joy. first of all, they're the funniest categories. the writing is just so impeccable, and yet it's just so much better. based on the way you read the nomination. so i just for the people here, do you mind? i've written some of my favorites, like for example, one of the categories this year is most uncommon accident. great. so in the category of most uncommon accident, the nominees are a fire performer at the circus falls over onto you and you catch on fire. you called me stacy in this text. you liar. who is stacy? wake up from coma speaking a new language. all your belongings get thrown into a machine with those giant gears that crush things and all skits
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from jackass forever. those guys are nuts. these are the nominees for most uncommon accident. yeah. and then do you mind just because, you know, i'm. i'm. could i just jump in? maybe i'll do the third one of this 100. so the second category is this is the make the bed award for thing. we will get around to doing maybe and the nominees are finish feud, capote versus the swans really spend time in the pacific northwest text rachel back. it's literally not personal. correct dentist and finally realize my true power and potential. wow. it's a very tough race. very tough race. this is the better jezer award for most slay group of women. so the bene gesserit are from dune and they are. how would you describe them? they're witches and they travel with like, black
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shawls. okay, the bene gesserit award for most slay group of women. the nominees are fifth harmony member lynette. do you want to describe what the lawrence are and did i was i the person who introduced the idea of them or were you hadn't heard about them? i have heard about them. but then we had you on the podcast. yes, seth was on the lawrence were what the assistant lauren's assistants who sit in a row of four desks? yes. we call them the lynette, the lawrence. and they are a slay group of women. yeah. then we have the real housewives of salt lake city. yeah. the girl group, new girl group called flow. check them out. they're great. and eras tour backup dancers. and also the boys too. actually, jenner doesn't even matter. what is this? the past? the past? those are the nominees. all right, guys, thank you. there's something very important i need to ask you about. well look, i i'll just blow it here. you know, jon hamm and i did not win father award, but i was
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nominated for another award this year. and again, i texted you guys, and i felt like maybe a little thirsty texting you. i texted, okay, you were campaigning. i was campaigning, campaigning. this is hollywood. everyone shamelessly campaigns. but, i kind of could not believe the category i was in. i was nominated for best vibes, hands down. yes. yes don't we agree? seth meyers best vibes? yeah hands down. and i mean, i look i mean, i saw my fellow nominee, i said, this is a case where it really, truly is an honor to be nominated because i don't feel like i you know, again, i'm up against some real heavy hitters. sure. should we find out right now? should we announce the winner of best vibe? hands down right now? oh, my god, this is crazy. we have the award and an envelope, right? and all the materials. oh, my gosh, this is so wild. the nominees for best vibe hands down are scissor
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concert on mushrooms during pisces season. the ace hotel, palm springs pool, memorial day weekend, super nintendo world anytime cowboy corridor, the smoke, our and finally seth meyers. okay and the winner is seth meyers. oh my god. oh that's amazing. you deserved that. deserve that. wow thank you. so i mean, i give a speech. give a speech. i gave a speech. i just had to have been nominated the same year as the pacific northwest.
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hahahahahahahahaha. this is this is beyond my wildest dreams. oh, this is really bad. oh, wait a minute. what happened? twitter. twitter's really mad. twitter's not happy. twitter's not happy that you want. they already know i won. no the beehive is really upset that you beat beyonce. okay. but, like, you have to make this right. how do you. i don't know how to make it. no one knows how to make it right. it's 2024 online. it's the wild west. have you guys put me in the jackpot? yeah oh my god. this says the fans are upset now too. oh, my god. so wait, you've given me like a monkey paw. yes. this is bad. well, we can take it back. okay, great. we'll take it. we'll take it back from you in the future. thank you so much. this is. i'm so. i'm so jealous of everybody gets to be there on saturday to see you, too. and let me just say, i love listening to you guys, but seeing your friendship in person is truly one of my favorite things in the world. why can't you come? do you see what he tried to do? yeah. he said, oh, i can't come. whatever. you guys are amazing. you sparkle in
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