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>> she knew where to go! >> that's a smart dog. >> melissa said she knew her dog was smart, but she didn't know how smart. i mean, i couldn't even do that. >> so my question is was the dog running for help and knew hey, these people know me and i can get help or was the dog just like i want to go to school? >> either way, navigating your way out of that situation, not advised for people to do the >> in deciding to take up the issue of presidential immunity, the supreme court has effectively delayed the most far-reaching criminal case against donald trump, raising the real possibility that the trial in that case could be pushed back to late summer or fall or possibly until after the presidential election. >> were you shocked by the supreme court's decision to delay another trump trial, possibly beyond the election? there may be a solution for you:
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and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! [cheers and applause] is a comusical >> stephen: beautiful. please have a seat. thank you very much. you're very kind. what's up? welcome very welcome one at all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] we all know what day it is. it's leap day, a magical 24-hour period that, every four years, emerges from the mists, like brigadoon. and for that one magical day, you can do anything you want, 'cause no laws apply, evidently, according to the supreme court. 'cause this morning, when i excitedly ran down to open my leap presents under the time tree, i found out the supreme
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court has decided to hear trump's immunity claim, further delaying his january 6th trial. in the landmark case of "people versus do laws matter?" seriously, what is going on? justice deferred is justice gutted like a fish and thrown in the river for chum! one more of these steaming turds and i swear to god on the ghost of john marshall, i will drive to washington and rub my ass on your gavels! [cheering] there you go. [applause] here's the deal. back on, what, december 11th? on december 11th, jack smith begged the supreme court to rule on this issue in a timely manner, because this case is critical to our democracy. the justices replied "we don't feel like it," sending the issue down to an appeals court. that court ruled against trump vigorously and unanimously. trump appealed, and for 16 days,
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scotus didn't say jack, until yesterday. but even then, it was merely to schedule arguments for the week of april 22nd and say proceedings in the trial court would remain frozen. that makes it a total of 19 weeks of delays! these proceedings have been frozen for so long, they legally count as children in alabama! [laughter] this is not a tough call. [cheering] wow. wow. this is not a tough call. the appeals court ruled 3-0 against trump's claim that presidents have total immunity from prosecution, rejecting his lawyer's claim that the former president could not have been prosecuted even if he ordered "seal team 6 to assassinate a political rival," unless trump were also impeached and convicted by the senate. kind of weird that scotus feels the need to consider whether or not laws exist.
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a quick reminder. be careful how you rule, because seal team 6 currently works for joe biden. and remember the old saying. the chinese proverb: and revenge is a dish best served "old." and it gets worse. because the oral arguments are in april, but court watchers don't expect a decision until june, and the trial judge has promised the defense 88 days after that to prepare, meaning the trial could now be delayed until late september or october, plunging the proceedings into the heart of the election. that is terrible news for democracy but fantastic news for television. all of the plotlines will come together at once for the thrilling conclusion of "america." you've got the trial of the century alongside the most important election of your lifetime, followed by the season 2 premier of "tracker." tracker: he'll find your keys.
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[applause] turns out they were in yesterday's pants. now, i wonder if the justices, i really do sincerely wonder if the justices, specifically john roberts, realize just how damaging to the court's legacy their stalling over this urgent threat to our democracy is. and that legacy doesn't have far to fall. in one poll, just 18% of americans said they have a great deal of confidence in the court. that's less trust than americans place in chet's warm shrimp and mayonnaise emporium. you know their slogan. when you're here, you're [retching]. the supreme court gains all of its legitimacy and power from public approval. they don't have an army or a police force or apparently, an h.r. department.
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they have to rely on moral authority. but they have abdicated that moral authority, which is why, tonight, using the power vested in me as a late night host, i am hereby declaring the supreme court unconstitutional. [cheering] i don't make this decision lightly. but i'm here to say their decisions are henceforth null and void, because they are poo poo heads, completely divorced from what the people they serve want and from reality. in dobbs, the court stripped women of their rights and to justify it, sam alito cited a 17th-century witch-hunter. evidently he believes medical decisions are between a woman, her doctor, and the mischievous
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imp who inflamed her loins with his alluring pan flute. brrrr! [laughter] [whistling] there's also some news from trump's civil fraud trial. the clock is ticking on him coughing up the $454 million penalty, compounding every day. and he's been trying to delay. but yesterday, his request to halt paying the full amount was denied by a new york judge. [cheering] i got a little somethin'. sorry, don! you've gotta come up with half a bill, pronto. as we say in new york, ♪ start selling more shoes ♪ ♪ ♪ trump's lawyers tried to get the judge to accept a cheaper
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deal by proposing to put up $100 million instead. you can't barter with a court ruling! "your honor, i know you sentenced my client to be hanged until dead, but what if we just choked him till he got aroused?" it's somethin'. trump's lawyers argued that he can't post the full bond because he doesn't have the money without selling a building. then sell a building, bitch. [cheering] do it. boo-hoo. wah-wah. sell trump tower, okay? new york can redevelop it. first floor: weed store. second floor: weed store. third floor: pet groomer that sells weed. now, no surprise, donald trump is already doing some shady
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stuff to avoid paying the fine. new york's attorney general claims that he's been quietly moving his assets to florida. thankfully, we know where he hides everything in florida. just check the mar-alago bathroom! that's a big bathroom. that's a really big bathroom. yesterday, president biden had his annual physical exam and good news: he's alive. jon stewart, you owe me five bucks. pay up! the white house physician wrote a summary of the president's health and said joe biden is "fit for duty" and described him as "healthy, active, and robust." in stark contrast with the former president, who is un-healthy, in-active, and ro-busted. we also got a list of all the medications joe biden takes for allergies, blood pressure, and heartburn, and they're all pretty common. eliquis, crestor, dymista, allegra, pepcid, and nexium. thanks, joe! i believe that's every one of our sponsors.
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cbs! now, the doctors... the doctors also gave biden "an extremely detailed neurologic exam", which they call "reassuring." they determined that he didn't need a cognitive exam. which is good, because they only give you one of those if they're worried. in fact, the doctor wrote: "patient exhibits excellent memory, including photographic recollection of the barrel candy available at the scranton five and dime in 1958. no detail skipped. physician missed lunch break." of course, that did not stop trump from complaining. he posted on his stupid website: "crooked joe biden must take a cognitive test. i took two of them and aced them both. no mistakes!"
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that... that is not the flex you think it is. "people are constantly asking me to prove i don't have dementia. and i always ace it. i aced "day of the week," "how many fingers?" then they asked me "who's the president of the united states?" i said "this guy!" and they said gave him another cognitive test. whale!" [applause] fresh off his doctor visit, joe made a visit to the southern border. one issue: it's the same day scheduled a border trip. awkward! even worse, they were both wearing the same thing: gold bond medicated powder. trump's getting a little help in his 2024 campaign from his son don jr., who is calling for a massive voter turnout drive. he tweeted, "in 2024, we need an all-of-the-above voter strategy. that means voter registration
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at gun shows, concerts, ufc fights, and even in amish country." one of those things is not like the others. "we gotta get everyone! gun nuts with a thousand aks, kickboxing psychos, and the peaceful guys with the chin beards who hate zippers." you got a problem, bro? you wanna go? i'll go right now. when it comes to admiring the amish, don jr. is no jedidiah-come-lately. earlier this year, an amish farm was raided for selling raw milk that resulted in food-borne illnesses, and junior was pissed, tweeting that police should not be going after farmers selling to their neighbors, adding: "can i be the only person sick of this [bleep]?" i get what you're doing, but i'm not sure the best way to reach the amish is the internet. unless you go on their top social media sites, milk-tok and facebarn.
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we got a great show for you tonight! my guests are "dune's" rebecca ferguson and the director, denis villeneuve. but when we come back, "meanwhile"! start spreadin' the news. >> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by progressive insurance. bundle home and auto and save. visit progressive.com.
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♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: give it up for the band, everybody. you're very kind. you're very kind and patient for indulging the old man over here. folks, you know, i spend most of my time over there in the news atelier, hand-hammering the most topical story gold into an elegant leopard-inspired frame inlaid with intense yellow and black diamonds totaling 3.59 carats to present to you the timeless yet buzzworhty custom-designed lugano-barton perreira sunglasses that are my monologue. but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, while hiding from australian koala smugglers in a farm equipment scrap yard, i grab
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the busted-out bottom of a pepsi bottle and a shard from an abandoned 1958 john deere windshield and snap 'em into a couple of holes of a plastic six-pack ring, then rip the starter cord out of a lawnmower and strap on the outlaw's doom goggles of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile"! [cheers and applause] >> stephen: it's a tabagon of joy meanwhile, last night, an american airlines jfk flight to spain was diverted due to a cracked windshield. which accounts for the airline industry's latest desperate ad campaign: "airplanes: they're totally safe other than the doors and windows." meanwhile, a decade after announcing the project, apple has pulled the plug on trying to create its own electric car and announced "the apple car is no more." damn, that is so disappointing.
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i, for one, was really looking forward to driving around in one of these babies. i wanna race that pig that drives a pickle. oh, loli. meanwhile, there's news from staten island, new york city's redheaded step-borough, because city and state officials have seemingly thrown in the towel on managing staten island's troublesome turkey population. which are now "nesting on residents' front lawns, blocking traffic, scratching cars, and defecating on private property." and you can't do that stuff on staten island... if it's not st. patrick's day! meanwhile. [applause] meanwhile. i hope you haven't booked your summer vacation yet because you can now stay inside the world's first eggo house of pancakes. perfect for anyone who wants to sleep amongst the pancakes without the hassle of international travel.
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also that's what you think of when you think eggo. pancake. it takes a second. meanwhile, there's news about the author of the divine comedy, because a new study has revealed what dante alighieri looked like. there he is. evidently, dante was a character in a video game from 2008. 'cause he's really giving off "villager who sends you on a time-wasting side quest to find his six missing [bleep] moving on! no, no, no! quiet! how did the study create this image? well, researchers started by digitally recreating the italian poet's skull, using a 1921 analysis of his bones, reinforced with data from a 2007 article about his face. it's a highly scientific process called "guessing."
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[applause] find his missing chickens. i'm fine with that. meanwhile, there's news about the beatles: the band behind hits like "norwegian wood," by far the most beautiful song about scandinavian boners. the fab four are coming to the big screen again, because british director sam mendes will direct four separate beatles movies on paul mccartney, john lennon, george harrison, and ringo starr. they're launching the bcu! it's the beatles cinematic universe. i can't wait for the beatles' infinity war where george uses maxwell's silver hammer to fight thanos and eric clapton. "for layla!" [cheers and applause] the movies are supposed to come out in 2027 and the producers say they will show the story of the beatles from four different perspectives which tell a single story, so as to "challenge the notion
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of what constitutes a trip to the movies." we don't need any more challenges to the notion of what constitutes a trip to the movies. we already have the genre-bending eroticism of the dune popcorn bucket. [laughter] not enough butter in the world. meanwhile, huge news from the world of latin music, because in a recent interview with gq, ricky martin admitted he has a foot fetish, saying "i have a foot thing" and "i would kiss your feet like crazy for hours." look,i'm not sure what the big surprise is here. back in the '90s, he had a huge hit about this. jim? ♪ please take off your clogs lickin la feet-a loca ♪ ♪ let me pet your dogs by dogs i mean feet ♪ ♪ a loca ♪ pu your feet in my boca lickin' la feet-a loca ♪ >> stephen: we'll be right back with rebecca ferguson.
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ladies and gentlemen, you know my next guest from "mission: impossible," "the greatest showman," and as lady jessica in "dune." >> how does one become a reverend mother? >> it's one trickle different from one culture to another. here on arrakis, i have no idea. >> your afraid. >> reverend mother is tasked with holding the memories of all the reverend mother's coming before them. i've been given centuries of pain and sorrow. >> is a dangerous? >> it's lethal for men. >> stephen: please welcome rebecca ferguson. [cheers and applause]
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[cheering] >> rebecca: i love it. >> stephen: they are a very obedient mob. the last time we were together you had not finished reading the book "dune." we do and i still have not. but i keep lying in every interview. >> stephen: is this the first one where you've told the truth? >> rebecca: yes. >> stephen: thank you. >> rebecca: i haven't read it. >> stephen: because this is based on trust. >> rebecca: is it? >> stephen: if it was based on trust, i wouldn't have asked you i suppose. the last time we were here and we were talking about it you said, should i read the book and since you've read the book, can you tell me as my part better in part to? >> rebecca: thanks to you. part three, what happens? [laughter] >> stephen: i'm not going to tell you. ask denise villeneuve. >> rebecca: you know what, it's a very good film. >> stephen: of things i
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admired about speeds version, w- don't be alarmed by the things i pull out of there. it captures not just the narrative of the atmosphere of the films. >> rebecca: i stopped listening. i don't know why. i got so excited. >> stephen: let's keep this professional. okay. it's an amazing cast. here you guys all are at the premiere last night. anya taylor-joy, scindia, timothee chalamet, dunay villeneuve, the director. josh brolin, florence pugh. the nyc premiere of dune part two, i just memorized it. of course i know all the people are. that's an extraordinarily sexy group of people either. one of the things -- >> rebecca: there you are. >> stephen: one of the things you said last time you were here was that there were cliques that developed in the cast and you
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couldn't get in with the click of josh brolin a jason momoa, they were very exclusionary. are there cliques this time around? >> rebecca: my clique is just single clicking, really i'm texting anyone. random. i texted josh brolin right before and i asked, do you have anything on stephen and he went stephen who? no, he didn't. he said, you like sending weird videos of you fishing. would you like to talk about this? >> stephen: no. i'm surprised he brought this up. a couple years ago now during covid, he just cold-videoed me. send me a video of him driving back from some mountain that he goes to. >> rebecca: i know what's happening here. >> stephen: he sends me videos long rambling heartfelt videos. about how a ceiling. >> rebecca: poetry. >> stephen: i try to match his
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energy when i sent back to him and my wife always mocks me and goes "you adopt a different way of speaking we send a video backed and because you are trying to seem cool." and you say things you never say like "hit me back." i would never say that but to josh i can say "hit me back." he sent me and i know i'm talking about me -- >> rebecca: did you get the long birthday want? oh, god. i love him and it's poetry. >> stephen: your birthday or his birthday? >> rebecca: his birthday. >> stephen: he sent you a video to remind you that it was his birthday? >> rebecca: it was a gratefulness, beautiful message but it's like so much poetry in deep stuff. >> stephen: seminude videos from his steam room? >> rebecca: no! see when he sent me those! >> rebecca: finally enough we have a clip for you. >> stephen: i wish. if you can go get my phone. if you can get my phone. this is better than the question i was bout to ask. >> rebecca: i think i have my phone. i have my phone. he's active right now.
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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. look at this. it's rebecca ferguson, star of "dune: part two." let me talk to you about being swedish. you are a stealth swede where we don't know that you are swedish. we think your english. like u.n. scars guard, i didn't know he was swedish. ferguson. my dentist name is ferguson. i don't think he's swedish. >> rebecca: i know but i have many names and that i took away one of the names. rebecca luis ferguson. that's my father's name. >> stephen: they sound alike. >> rebecca: have you tried it.
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>> stephen: alexander gave me some. after opening underwater. >> stephen: my husband loves it, he keeps on doing all the time of the joke but most these by himself. doing it in the woods, opening it. he goes by the woods by himself. >> stephen: eating sour herring. >> rebecca: there's a video of him naked because clearly that's what this show is about. spiegelman would get super bowl ratings if that with this show was about that you and me naked right now. >> rebecca: my god. "dune: part two" in theaters. anyway. rebecca ferguson from everybody. kay ivey your sidekick? >> stephen: yes, one hunter percent. we wouldn't have time to do your films. >> rebecca: i can pause. i need to say no to some things. >> stephen: we will talk the
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network. denis villeneuve trade >> rebecca: i don't know. op[snorts] villeneuve. >> stephen: i did know that you spoke french. >> stephen: i don't know why that happened. >> stephen: he said this. "rebecca, own you feel like everything is too comfortable, you like to throw bombs. >> rebecca: no. >> stephen: he said that. what does he mean by that? >> rebecca: what do you think he means? sue and the like attention. >> rebecca: no. i do not. i think eye is a person like when things are not comfortable all the time. >> stephen: i like that, i like awkwardness it's like the misty air i like to breathe in. >> rebecca: it's nothing i'm seeking.
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i can't look at you. >> stephen: you don't seek out awkwardness? >> rebecca: i don't seek it. it comes. it's like a moment and i think i probably shouldn't say it by that time it is said. >> stephen: you say it. do you have an example? >> rebecca: i do but i shouldn't say it here. i will say it. i will pause so you can cut it out. i'm pausing. now you can cut it out. what i usually say or what i have said is when i get compared and people say stuff like rebecca ferguson, isn't it amazing that you get to work with people like tom cruise and hugh jackman and all this and i are getting it interviewed by me, this stunning man, and i go, i don't care that you have a [bleep] [cheers and applause] >> stephen: well, it means a lot to me. >> rebecca: and it should. it should. >> stephen: thank you. it says "bonus question."
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should we do the bonus question urgent need to go? >> rebecca: depends on what it is. >> stephen: the world that denis creates in the film captures the atmosphere in the books the locations were a shot seem breathtaking. >> rebecca: underlined, breathtaking. >> stephen: motion mark will place you saw one filming? >> rebecca: the way you did that. the world that denis creates in this film captures the atmosphere of the books. the locations where you shop, they seemed breathtaking. what's the motion mark will place that you saw? you've seen the film. what's your answer? >> stephen: i don't care that you have a [bleep] >> rebecca: okay. [applause] >> stephen: "dune: part two" is in theaters now, rebecca ferguson, everybody.
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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." my next guest tonight is that oscar nominated director of movies such as "prisoners," "rival," and "blade runner 2049." we now return to a arrakis with
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"dune: part two." >> your blood comes from dukes and greenhouses. great houses. we don't have that here. here we are equal, men and women alike. what we do we do for the benefit of all. >> i'd very much like to be equal to you. maybe you could be. maybe i'll show you the way. >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," denis val live.
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♪ ♪ so nice to see you again. >> thanks for the invitation. >> stephen: thank you. i had the opportunity on sunday night to go to the u.s. premiere of "dune: part two" introduce you and you came out. >> denis: thanks again. that was very nice of you. >> stephen: i'm a very nice guy but it was really a pleasure not only to introduce you purchase it for the second time because i had already seen it in anticipation of having you and many of the cast members on the show but i saw it in a screening room. and i sounded in the beautiful screen but it was just me and a couple people but to see a movie or the way it's meant to be seen it really elevates the experience extraordinarily even finding out oh, my god, it's really funny at times, this movie especially javier bardem. >> denis: brings a beautiful
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aspect of his character that makes the ark even more tragic i would say. >> stephen: amazing cast. anya taylor-joy, zendaya, timothee chalamet, austin butler rebecca ferguson josh brolin, and le seydoux. they were all there plus 1500 people in the room. do you enjoy being there when an audience sees the film? >> denis: the final part of the film process to me. i share a movie with the audience. at the premiere. after that i will stop watching the movie of the next ten years. >> stephen: you don't, you don't see it again after that? >> denis: no. but i love, my kids were in the theater as well so i wanted to experience a movie with them. it's just like a moment that i love when i feel the emotion of the audience and after that i can't watch it again. >> stephen: this is the second
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time that you have brought us to a rakas to frank herbert's "dune" which some people have in their own mind and i'm sure you have for many, many years before you ever created this for more product to us. because you had already brought us there one time before, did you have sort of freedom and latitude that you didn't have the first time that you have to lay out the rules of the world for us? >> denis: it was like i had done all the homework in "part one." we had designed the box and now i have the chance to play with the sand in the sandbox. it's like if i had done all the homework of the exposition explaining who's who and the backstory and the second part is just a playful playground for cinema. it's more of an action movie, more momentum. the sequences that are i want to say it was much more difficult to shoot but much more fun.
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>> stephen: it must not be easy to work with sand worms. >> denis: it's all about casting. >> stephen: you've got to get the right sized worm. i love that desert my favorite is the sign of any prime, the harkonnens, they are v pretty b. the harkonnen's, the black brutalist architecture. even the brutalist machines that they have, the blackstone, is it true and i want to show you this, here's austin butler. in "dune: part two" and he has teeth, you just can't see them. is it true that you shot this in infrared? >> denis: yes, i wanted have an eerie black-and-white. greg fischer my stenographic suggest we shoot it with ir systems. give this can become like translucent, you see the veins in the eyes become insect like.
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it's quite the frightening look. the only thing about that is that there's no way back. i made sure to explain. if we do that, it was not possible to bring back color. i love to do that, to commit as we shoot. >> stephen: dangerous. >> denis: it's risky. but it's fun. >> stephen: the risk is the fun? does the studio agree? >> denis: i hope so. >> stephen: there's a lang language. by saying that correctly? it's spoken all throughout the film. you created language, a vocabulary for this. a lexicography, inflection and grammar. >> denis: remnants of that language in the book. david peterson created the old language with its own logic.
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they went to school. they were fluent in fremen language, all of them and there was a dialect coach onset that was making sure that the right pronunciation. became really upset -- obsessed with the idea of being as good as they could be with chakobosa at the point where when dan was having a shot that was quite complex and i said we've got it. it was great and the dialect coach and said actually the pronunciation was not actually correct. i was like, come on, brother. it's fake language. we did it again. >> stephen: that's good. >> denis: i was moved by the fact that everybody committed so much to this language. >> stephen: javier is great, he is so fluent. speech we can almost improvise and chakobosa, like the father
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chakobosa. >> stephen: crating not just a language but an idiom for the language, phrases that would be unique. >> denis: like all poetry or logic of the language. saying "you are crazy. you're insane." she says "you're insane." but the way she says it is "you are drinking sand." of course for fremen, the ultimate madness. >> stephen: batson your belfry, doesn't mean anything but it means something. to know the phrase, bats in your belfry? >> denis: no. i am french-canadian. i'v no idea. >> stephen: it means you're crazy. you have bats in the bell tower of your church. bats in the bell tower of your church. it means crazy. >> denis: [speaking french] means you have a spider in the mind you are drinking sand.
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[laughter] >> stephen: one of the things that got me very excited after i saw "dune" was that shortly thereafter you announced it was going to be "dune: part two" and i was completely satisfied with the "dune" part one but "dune: part two" came out and i'm just as excited about it and i loved it as much. is there a "dune: part three." >> denis: there will be. there's a second book called dune messiah. i might do it. it would complete the ark of paul atreides. it would make sense for me to make a final film. visit arrakis a very last time. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: please. denis, thank you so much. "dune: part two" is in theaters tomorrow. denis villeneuve, everybody. we'll be right back."
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