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the night. i like when we do the food stories better. i would rather leave hungry the nauseous. >> well, we should just put that in the tagline of the show. >> thank you, anyway, for watching, even if you are a little nauseous. the late show with stephen colbert is coming up next. >> leaving them hungry, not nauseous. >> last night during his wisconsin rally, donald trump, whose party has a plan to cut social security and medicare, made a strange accusation against president biden. >> if you want to help joe biden wheel granny off the cliff to fund government benefits for illegals, then vote for crooked joe biden. >> the following is a paid advertisement by the trump campaign.
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>> president biden and his policies want our nation's elderly to be wheeled off a cliff. >> curse you, joe biden! >> but donald trump has a more compassionate plan for our nation's elderly that also addresses our migrant crisis. stack old people like lincoln logs across the southern border. now grammy can feel like she's doing her part. >> it's good to feel useful again. bless you, president trump. we feel so much safer now. >> so this election, the choice is obvious. >> i'm donald trump, and i'm building the wall, and it's going to be made out of your grandmother. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... all too wealthy! first, stephen welcomes gillian anderson sonequa martin-green, and musical guest remi wolf. featuring louis cato
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and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert! ♪ ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: hey! welcome one and all in here, out there, all around the world, mr. and mrs. america and all the ships at sea to "the late show." i am your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] a special and personal shout out to everyone here in the ed sullivan theater tonight who got to experience the magic of springtime in new york. [laughter] 40 degree rain that somehow shoots up off the sidewalk into your underpants.
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well, i've got a little something that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy: rich people are getting richer! this week, forbes released its annual world's billionaires list, with one editor calling 2024 an "amazing year for rich people." another one? that makes 300,000 years in a row! congrats, guys. i would use some of that money to buy a very strong door and a deep moat, because they will eventually come for you if you keep this [bleep] up. [cheers and applause] we know who they are. we know who they are. i've got a very strong door. there's an exciting new addition to the billionaire list: it's taylor swift! [cheering] come on. she deserves it. she deserves it. tay-tay's a billion-nay-nay! so get ready for her new album about her on-again, off-again
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love affair with the tax code, "tortured accountants department." swift made her debut on the list along with fellow new billionaires, basketball's magic johnson, fashion's christian louboutin, and "law & order's" dick wolf. that's right. oh, yeah. dick wolf's a billionaire now. explains that new opening sequence. >> in the criminal justice system, blah, blah, blah. who cares? i'm in monaco, bitch. ka-ching, ka-ching. [applause] >> stephen: all in all -- that's the graphic that keeps on giving. ask not... all in all, there are more billionaires than ever, even though 32 billionaires died, because -- >> awww. >> stephen: really? that's really sweet. what a lovely audience we have. because even for billionaires, the only things certain in life are death and... actually, just death. coming in on the list at number 1,438 is donald trump,
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the only billionaire... [booing] how did i know that was coming? he's the only billionaire on the list who lists his occupation as "bible salesman, comma, defendant." [laughter] lovely group of people. what kind and forgiving group of people. oh, trump held a rally yesterday in grand rapids, michigan, and there were some signs it was going to be a bit of a bad one. specifically, this bad sign: "stop biden's border bloodbath." also how trump warms up for his rallies. "stop biden's border bloodbath. stop biden's border bloodbath. you know you can't do business in new york. bing-bing-bing-bing bing-fa-shee!" [applause] the pre-speech music... fa-shee! the pre-speech music was a weird choice. this is what was actually playing as attndees arrived.
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♪ non e piu triste il mio cammino a portofino ♪ [laughter] there hasn't been that much dissonance between visuals and music since this iconic scene from "psycho." ♪ papa loves mambo ♪ ♪ mama loves mambo ♪ once trump started talking, it got real racist real fast. he called migrants "animals," and took the crowd on a tour of his insane fascist imagination. >> we will stop the plunder, rape, slaughter, and destruction of our american suburbs. they're hiding all over and breaking into rural communities. they're hiding in bushes. illegal alien criminals crawling through your windows and ransacking your drawers. >> stephen: "they're climbing through your windows. no, folks. they're climbing through your windows. they're leaping out of their slimy eggs and latching on to your fellow astronauts' faces. then, in the middle of dinner, an anchor baby bursts through
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john hurt's stomach and hides somewhere on the ship and everybody starts getting killed until sigourney weaver saves the day in her teeny tiny underpants. then they really lose the thread of the story in "covenant." what's danny mcbride doing there?" [cheers and applause] covenant? alien? trump wasn't just lying about immigration in michigan yesterday. he was also lying about the 2020 election in wisconsin. >> you know, we won this state. we won this state by a lot. and it came out that we won this state, actually. >> stephen: pretty bold to go to a state you lost and tell the crowd you actually won. that's like bumping into your ex and saying, "amanda, hi. you look well, which of course i know because it came out that we're still together. we're still together by a lot." he also told one of his favorite made-up stories
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about election night. >> remember, 10:00. everyone's calling me. they're saying, "congratulations, sir." and then at 3:02 in the morning, a lot of dumps happened. >> stephen: yes. "a lot of dumps." [laughter] so, so... [cheers and applause] just a regular night for donald trump. there were times that it was obvious this was the first time he'd seen the speech. like this moment. >> they're all leaving. just last week, masterlock -- i buy masterlocks -- closed down.... now i won't buy them any more. >> stephen: kinda caught himself by surprise there. "and charles manson -- great guy, hell of a musician, killed a bunch of people, which is why he's bad, i guess. lock him up with a masterlock, which we do not use."
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trump also promised a brand-new holiday. >> november 5th, there's going to be called something else. you know what it's gonna be called? christian visibility day. let's call it christian visibility day. >> stephen: "and you can see plenty of christians in my brand new rock n' roll bible, featuring the constitution, plus all the lyrics of ted nugent's deeply moving religious anthem 'wang dang sweet poon-tang.'" >> louis: wow [cheers and applause] >> stephen: tu turn to your hymnals. [laughter] trump was in wisconsin because yesterday was primary day. and even though both trump and biden won by huge margins, there were some interesting results there. on the gop side, some voters went or candidates who aren't running anymore. nikki haley took at least 10% of the vote in four states,
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and in new york, 4% went for chris christie. [laughter] you've really gotta piss off new yorkers to get them to vote for a guy from jersey who shut down the george washington bridge. i'm guessing trump also lost votes to curbside oil-and-urine puddle, pile of rats mating in an outdoor dining shed, and eric adams. biden also... mr. mayor. [cheering] oh, there's a big story today about our nearest celestial neighbor, the moon. we just learned that the white house has directed nasa to create a time standard for the moon. though obviously they're gonna need two: moon standard and moonlight saving time. the moon is getting its own time zone because scientists need a time-keeping benchmark for lunar spacecraft
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and satellites that require extreme precision for their missions. but it's also gonna be great for anyone who needs an excuse to day drink. "hey! it's moon o'clock somewhere." 237 miles that way. that way. oh, no surprise, there's more moon news. everyone's gearing up for next week's total solar eclipse! and according to leading moon journalists, eclipse mania is approaching a fever pitch! the last time eclipse mania hit this hard, bella had to choose between edward and jacob. pick jacob! that's right. i'm team jacob! [cheers and applause] yeah! yeah! unless i'm not! which one is which? they both have cheekbones and magic! there's so much moon-citement
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that a state of emergency has been declared as 1 million people are expected to visit niagara falls to see the eclipse. niagara falls, what a great place to be during totality. "wow. it's so dark and crowded. i'm gonna mosey over this barrier toward what sounds like a soothing white noise machine." [laughter] everyone out there. soothing. i hear it's lovely. i hear it's lovely. everyone's getting in on the madness, including corporations. krispy kreme has released a total solar eclipse donut. sonic will offer a "blackout slush float" and frito lay will unveil a new sun-chips flavor that will only be available during the four and half minutes of the eclipse. 'cause there's no better way to celebrate a once-in-alifetime natural phenomenon. "oh, the eclipse is happening! quick, get in line at the convenience store!"
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not to be outdone. [laughter] not to be outdone. not to be outdone, i hear papa john's will be offering its limited edition "i don't know, this kind of looks like a moon, right? it's round. the moon's round. shut up and eat your garbage, you freaks!" we got a great show for you tonight! my guests are gillian anderson and sonequa martin-green. do stick around, won't you? ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by red lobster. lobster fest is ending soon. head to red lobster today.
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- lift the clouds off of... - virtual weather, only on kpix and pix+. ♪ ♪ >> stephen: give it up for louis cato and "the late show" band, everybody. [cheers and applause] in just a few moments we are going to have a couple amazing actresses come out here. from "star trek: discovery," sonequa martin-green will be out here just a moment. but before that, the one, the only gillian anderson will be out here. got the "scoop" on the netflix.
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time permitting we have two amazing young irish step dancers, kevin and dee conway will be joining us later in the show. very talented. very, very talented. you know, folks, here at "the late show," we talk about whatever we want. my name is on the building. nobody asks questions. but one of our self-imposed mandates is that, if we can, we talk about what everyone's talking about. and today what everybody's talking about is something that's pretty hard to talk about and that's israel and gaza. since october 7th, the whole world has seen the horrible inhuman cost of this conflict. the best way for israelis and palestinians to achieve a peaceful and prosperous future. i'm sure there are disagreements in this room. but i hope there is one thing we can all agree on: human beings should have food and water.
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[cheers and applause] here's the thing. well, on monday, seven world central kitchen aid workers were killed by an israeli airstrike in gaza. our thoughts are with the families and the loved ones of these heroes, and please forgive me if i mispronounce any of these names. saifeddin issam ayad abutaha, john chapman, jacob flickinger, zomi frankcom, james henderson, james kirby, and damian sobol. how could something like this happen? despite the fact that world central kitchen coordinated their movements with the israeli military, and the team was leaving a warehouse in central gaza after unloading shipments of food, they were hit by multiple precision israeli drone strikes. they were riding in three vehicles, including two armored cars carrying the world central kitchen logo on the roof. israeli prime minister benjamin netanyahu claimed it was a mistake, but he wasn't exactly apologetic. >> unfortunately in the last day there was a tragic case of our forces unintentionally hitting innocent people in the gaza strip.
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this happens in wartime. >> stephen: nothing just happens. you are responsible. if your answer is, "this happens in war," then maybe consider ending the war. [cheers and applause] this is not an isolated incident. on top of the thousands and thousands of innocent lives that have been lost, more than 200 aid workers have been killed in gaza since the war began. many of you know, the world central kitchen is near and dear to my heart. it was founded by our friend chef jose andres to bring food to hungry people after natural disasters and in war zones. jose addressed the situation today in a beautiful op-ed in "the new york times" titled "let people eat." in the op-ed, jose makes it clear that world central kitchen doesn't take sides. their work is based on the simple belief that food is a universal human right. it is not conditional on being good or bad, rich or poor,
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left or right. we do not ask what religion you belong to. we just ask how many meals you need. and they walk the walk. so far, in this conflict, world central kitchen has delivered 1.75 million hot meals in israel, and 43 million meals in gaza. [cheers and applause] they get in there. they get in there. they get in there with the food and they do the job. they're like "seal team doordash." oh, you better tip. but now, because of this airstrike, all of their operations in gaza are suspended. that threatens to worsen the levels of hunger and malnutrition in gaza that one u.s. agency called "unprecedented in modern history." so, jose pleaded with israeli officials to open more land routes for humanitarian aid immediately, adding, "we know israelis. israelis, in their heart of hearts, know that food is not a weapon of war." that's right.
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food is not a weapon. except of course for taco bell's big beefy 5-layer burrito. live mas! for now. so, here's where we're at. you've got an unfolding human tragedy and an organization that's just trying to do good. i mean, they literally made a documentary about wck called "we feed people." the only way that could be an evil organization would be if that sentence ended with "to people." but instead of being welcomed, they have been attacked by the idf, and hamas has hauled members of their team in for interrogation. so whatever you think should happen in israel and gaza, i hope we can all agree that people should be allowed to eat. and if you would like to make a donation that would go toward the peaceful non-partisan enterprise of allowing humans to have their most basic needs met, please think about donating to world central kitchen by going to this qr code.
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me. hey, welcome back, everybody. ladies and gentlemen, my first guest this evening is an actor you know from "the crown," "sex education," and "the x-files." she now stars in the new film "scoop." >> i can't tell you what the questions will be because i don't know myself yet. but when i do know, i still won't tell you. but they will be fair. and no gotchas. i promise. >> will be? would be? were we to agree to do this. >> we'll discuss that of course. but you know as well as i do,
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that's not why we're here. epstein. this is about honesty. on both sides. >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," gillian anderson. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ lovely. [cheering] [bleep] >> gillian: did they pay you to do that? >> stephen: we fluent some of
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your family members. nice interview you in person for the first time. over zoom during covid. >> gillian: wasn't so good. >> stephen: no. i blame olivia colman. though you've never physically been on this show yet, you did make an individual recently. i don't know if you saw our joke about you. >> gillian: no. >> stephen: would you like to see our joke about you? >> gillian: what i like to see the joke about me? >> stephen: let's find out. meanwhile, actress gillian anderson turns heads at the golden globes last sunday when she wore a dress covered with embroidered vulvas sewn onto the skirt, custom-made. not as i suspected by dolce and vagina. >> gillian: did you hear that from the audience? yeah! >> stephen: the dress made a huge splash. glamour said gillian anderson wore a dress with vaginas at the
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golden globes and we almost mssed it. shocked the red carpet at the golden globes. actress sports dress featuring embroidered vaginas as a parent protest of restrictions on two female rights. did you imagine it would make such a splash? >> gillian: no, no, no, no, not really. i mean, it was, it was an idea. it happened. it was manifested. >> stephen: beautiful dress. >> gillian: beautiful dress. gabriela hurst. elegant and beautiful. turned out well. >> stephen: wonderful embroidery. >> gillian: wonderful. >> stephen: must've taken forever. >> gillian: many hours. many vaginas, vulvas. >> stephen: you know what i always say? you can't have too many. you said that the dress was brand appropriate.
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what is the gillian anderson brand? >> gillian: i did this show called "sex education." [cheers and applause] and i have a functional soft drink called g spot. >> stephen: really? >> gillian: yeah. >> stephen: is it the brand of gillian anderson is flourishing because you always have a -- also have a book coming out called "want." >> gillian: there is a book in the '70s by nancy friday called "my secret garden." >> whoo! >> gillian: yeah. nancy friday asked women from around the world to submit anonymous letters talking about their sexual fantasies. and so i also put a call out to women around the world to share anonymously their sexual fantasies. >> stephen: did you get a good response? >> gillian: yeah, we got a great response. we set up a portal in about a
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thousand people started a letter and we ended up with about i think 800 may be. a lot of cold feet. >> stephen: so they would start a letter and you can see it being started on the site and they would be like "not sure if i want to say this." >> gillian: yeah. >> stephen: is it anonymous questioning >> gillian: yeah. >> stephen: it's out of my damn business but did you submit a letter? >> gillian: i did. thank you very much. >> stephen: is yours anonymous? >> gillian: it is. >> stephen: can you give us a hint? general idea. >> gillian: there are different chapters. one chapter is kink and fetish. another one is more, more, more. [laughter] >> stephen: k and f. m, m, m. >> gillian: another one was gently.
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>> stephen: g. >> gillian: to be worshiped. >> stephen: to be worshiped. t, b, dubs. >> gillian: i was going to have you guess which chapter. >> stephen: i think if i guessed, it make some real assumptions about stuff i should not know about. i am going to say not gently. [laughter] and i'm going to stop there. i'm going to stop right there because my wife is standing right over there. >> gillian: that was such a great wave. she went like that. >> stephen: she was a show girl, you know? >> gillian: really? >> stephen: yeah, z ziegfield. >> gillian: how high can you get? >> stephen: we have to take a quick break but don't go nowhere. we'll be right back with more gillian anderson.
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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back here with the star of "scoop," gillian anderson. you have a new movie, "scoop," about how bbc news night interviewed prince andrew in 2019. about the whole jeffrey epstein thing and his accusations and you play the reporter who
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interviewed him, emily matt was, wonderful speaker. i have listened to her maytag her lecture many times. what did you know about this before going in? not just the event but how it was achieved. >> stephen: it was a big deal in the u.k. which is where i live for 20 some years and it had -- it went viral and he stepped down a few days later, prince andrew step down and emily maitlis is incredibly well known. she was on news night for a long time and very highly respected. known to be somewhat of a superwoman. anyway, she left the bbc, has her own podcast and she is really kind of a fabulous woman. >> stephen: you got to meet her, i understand, from this. >> gillian: stop at! >> stephen: step one?
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it's a photograph. what's wrong with the phot photograph. do not like this photograph? what's wrong with this photograph, gillian anderson? >> gillian: shut up. >> stephen: you think she looks better in this photograph and you do? >> gillian: let me tell you something! so i was invited -- put it down. i was in the middle of filming the movie and i was asked to go to a charity event that she was going to be interviewed by the opposition leader in the u.k. i wanted to see her being interviewed and at one point in the middle somebody said, get a picture and meter for the first time. i hadn't met her before. i was in the midst of filming and also i just been with my kids and i had driven and i was a mess i didn't really have anything to wear and i threw something on that i didn't have hair makeup and i arrived in all in all of a sudden she's there and she's always tan and she's
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wearing a white leather miniskirt outfit and has a blow dry she's fabulous. >> stephen: and knee-high white boots. >> gillian: and knee-high white boots. you notice. what's funny to me is with that picture, if anybody were to look at it and you were to say which one is the actress, it would not have been me. i would have been, that's the journalist and that's the actress. but the funny thing was because i've been studying her for so long, i knew her so well. she was like my friend. i went in for a really, really big hug. >> stephen: wasn't received? >> gillian: i think i may have come across as a lunatic. i think i actually -- >> stephen: i am sure was delighted. gillian, thank you so much for being here? >> gillian: are we done? >> stephen: yeah, that was it. >> gillian: oh, my gosh. >> stephen: i had a good time. i'd like it to go further. "scoop" is available on netflix this friday. gillian anderson, everybody.
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♪ ♪ >> stephen: hey, everybody. welcome back to "the late show." ladies and gentlemen, my next guest this evening is an actor you know from "the walking dead,"
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"space jam: a new legacy," and "star trek: discovery." >> captain. >> thank you, everyone, for gathering so quickly. we will be taking dr. covid china classified mission and be advised this is a red directive. we'll be jumping to an on inhabited planet. a graveyard of sorts for debris of all kinds. our target is a romulan science vessel last seen 800 years ago. there's an item on board we cannot allow into the wrong hands. scavengers monitor and probe signals where they will be drawn to this. most are armed on some are very dangerous. admiral vance has a shipping route. we will arrive first. black color. >> stephen: please welcome back to "the late show," sonequa martin-green. ♪ ♪
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nice to see you again. i'm really happy to be back heads to any celebrities or 39th birthday in march. >> yes, thank you. >> stephen: not everybody enjoys the birthday. are you a birthday girl? >> sonequa: i am. i'm a birthday person. my husband, my sisters, my family, my show family. they all know i love getting older and i've always wanted to be older. i was excited to turn 30. i cried tears of joy at the stroke of midnight. >> stephen: why? why was 30 so big for you? i would agree it wouldn't go back to my 20s. >> sonequa: but then i was so excited you turn 40. i'm like, respect, i'm older. >> stephen: you're ready for the wisdom to be crowned with
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many winters. did the kids do anything for y you? there is your husband. >> sonequa: my family. the joy of my -- my husband is ten days after mine. we had a birthday extravaganza. my daughter keeps singing happy birthday to us. she continues to sing it to us every day. i love the all. >> sonequa: your husband is also an actor. did you meet on a job? >> sonequa: we did. we met doing a play. out of new york and princeton. we never had a scene together. then we were on "walking dead together i didn't have a scene together. and then he plays my namesake on "star trek" discovery. he is the original michael burnham and we never had a scene together but we want to work together. we have and have not at the same time.
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>> stephen: "star trek" is known for its passionate fan base. i'm one of them. i just learned there's a "star trek" cruise? i've got a photo here. this is you on the "star trek" cruise. it's called the cruise 7. meeting there's been 6 before this. how long are you at sea with the fans? it's not like you can escape. >> sonequa: oh, my gosh. let me tell you something. that is special and it's kind of indicative of the entire extended family that we created with the "star trek" franchise at large and "discovery." it's seven full days. >> stephen: seven days with fans? i love my audience but i'm not sure we should spend seven days with each other. [cheers and applause] that's brave. >> sonequa: it's so much fun. you are doing activities, you're connecting and especially by day three it really just feels like we're in this together. let's have a good time, let's
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connect, let's have some fun. >> stephen: do you like cruises in general. i've never been on a cruise. are they fun? >> sonequa: you've never been on a cruise? >> stephen: i've never been on a cruise. >> sonequa: you need to go on a "late show" cruise. i know he said that you don't want to. it'll be a great time. bring the band. >> stephen: i got you. >> stephen: what do you love about it? >> sonequa: i can't stand celebrity culture. that's a another conversation. the fake wall, it breaks down, it evaporates. we are in the same boat, around the same fire. >> stephen: you are literally on the same boat. you get seasick? >> sonequa: i don't. but we are at the point now are we just load up with the motion patches. >> stephen: scopolamine. >> sonequa: what? >> stephen: that's within those patches.
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>> sonequa: nice. >> stephen: you know the check secret police used to tease it is truth serum. put enough of those patches on, >> sonequa: we need to make sure we have a lot of those on the "the late show" cruise. >> stephen: in his sleep put a bunch on your husband on the back of his neck. this is the final season of "star trek: discovery." the five years, that's a long time. that's two years longer than the original "star trek" series was on. are you ready to say to buy? >> sonequa: oh, man. i mean, at this point there's a sense of gratitude. i just praise god for it. we were able to evolve in such beautiful ways in front of the camera and most especially behind the camera. >> stephen: do you have a favorite term from the trek universe or anything from the trek universe that you learn? there's very specific language
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and knowledge that trek fans have. >> sonequa: oh, yeah. 1000%. we appreciate that. we count on it. from our show family to the extended show family have to say my favorite is my captain's catchphrase. let's fly. i feel like it's a bit of an invitation. let's fly together. you know. [cheers and applause] >> stephen: sonequa, lovely to see you again. the fifth and final season of "star trek: discovery" premieres tomorrow on paramount+. sonequa martin-green, everybody. we'll be right back.
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so is pain, bitterness and resentment keeping you from your destiny? tim timberlake shares how to break free from past offenses through the power of forgiveness.
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>> stephen: and now, performing her new single, "cinderella," from her upcoming album, "big ideas," remi wolf. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ ♪ i can be yellow ♪ ♪ i can be orange ♪ ♪ by the afternoon ♪ ♪ and i'm purple ♪ ♪ so quick when i switch it up ♪ ♪ hurtful to mellow ♪ ♪ i can be anything ♪ ♪ i wanted to ♪ ♪ any color of the rainbow ♪ ♪ yeah, me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ low tide, moon's so bright ♪ ♪ moving my hips ♪ ♪ from left to right ♪ ♪ my, my check my phone ♪ ♪ feel it in my belly ♪
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♪ when you're driving home ♪ ♪ like low tide, ♪ ♪ moon's so bright ♪ ♪ moving my hips ♪ ♪ from left to right ♪ ♪ my, my ♪ ♪ check my phone ♪ ♪ feel it in my belly ♪ ♪ when you're driving home ♪ ♪ like ♪ ♪ like cinderella ♪ ♪ making babies ♪ ♪ on the company's dime ♪ ♪ we're making pennies ♪ ♪ out of paper ♪ ♪ better find a new slime ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ is there something wrong ♪ ♪ with the way that ♪ ♪ i'm designed? ♪ ♪ can't find comfort ♪ ♪ in anything, yeah ♪ ♪ should i change ♪ ♪ should i leave myself ♪ ♪ behind? ♪ ♪ or buy a boat ♪ ♪ to a private island ♪ ♪ baby girl, won't you ♪
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♪ dry your eyes? ♪ ♪ don't stress ♪ ♪ because you're ♪ ♪ doing it right ♪ ♪ what they say ♪ ♪ anything at all ♪ ♪ don't need a thing ♪ ♪ because you're in control ♪ ♪ i can be orange ♪ ♪ by the afternoon ♪ ♪ and i'm purple ♪ so quick when i switch it up ♪ ♪ hurtful to mellow ♪ ♪ i can be anything ♪ ♪ i wanted to ♪ ♪ any color of the rainbow ♪ ♪ yeah, me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ low tide, moon's so bright ♪ ♪ moving my hips ♪ ♪ from left to right ♪ ♪ my, my ♪ ♪ check my phone ♪ ♪ feel it in my belly ♪ ♪ when you're driving ♪ ♪ home like ♪ ♪ low tide, moon's so bright ♪ ♪ moving my hips ♪ ♪ from left to right ♪ ♪ my, my ♪ ♪ check my phone ♪ ♪ feel it in my belly ♪ ♪ when you're driving ♪ ♪ home like ♪ ♪ like cinderella ♪ ♪ making babies ♪ ♪ on the company's dime ♪
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♪ we're making pennies ♪ ♪ out of paper ♪ ♪ better find a new slime ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ ♪ me and the boys ♪ ♪ in the hotel lobby ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: thank you. remi wolf, everybody. that's it for "the late show." good night!

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