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>> republicans have a simple agenda for america: lower taxes, closed borders, and raw dogging. >> no protection at all. >> republicans aren't afraid to take a stand for a strong military, protecting the second amendment, and barebacking. and why are republicans so passionate about banning the love glove? >> 'cause it feels good. >> announcer: it's "the late show with stephen colbert"! tonight... stop gun! plus, stephen welcomes julia louis-dreyfus! and musical guest hozier. featuring louis cato and "the late show" band. and now, live on tape from the ed sullivan theater in new york city, it's stephen colbert!

[cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ >> stephen: thank you very much. thank you very much. welcome. welcome. welcome one and all to "the late show." i'm your host, stephen colbert. [cheering] today marks the 80th anniversary of d-day, or as they call it in chicago, "daaaaa day." [laughter] d-day, of course, the turning point in defeating the nazis -- the original nazis, not the gritty reboot. to commemorate the sacrifices of world war ii, leaders from all around the world visited normandy today, including president biden, canadian prime minister justin trudeau,

and the king of world war ii, tom hanks. [cheering] this is true. this is true. if you whisper the words "omaha beach" three times into a mirror, hanks appears behind you and makes an amazing and kind of funny speech that makes you proud to be an american. president biden was joined by approximately 150 american veterans, including two dozen who actually fought on d-day, the youngest of whom is 96. [cheering] here's president biden spending time with one of those heroes. once again, once again, those vets did an incredible service to their nation. they made joe biden look young. [applause] thank you! the president turned on that classic biden charm, telling one of the veterans, "god-willing, we'll see you

at the 110th anniversary." that's awesome! the 80th anniversary is today, and the youngest one of those guys is 96, so by the 110th, they'll be... that's awesome! yeah, yeah. see ya guys there! biden invoked the generation that beat fascism in the '40s to beat it again in the 2020s, and the nypd is doing their part. because now that trump has been convicted of 34 felonies, the nypd is preparing to revoke his license to carry a gun. [cheering] no gun. no gun. he's gonna have to change one of his signature brags. >> i could stand in the middle of fifth avenue and shoot somebody and i wouldn't lose any voters. >> stephen: "tell you what. i could still stand in the middle of fifth avenue and,

i dunno, give someone a purple nurple? sack tap? atomic wedgie? wouldn't lose a single vote." not a single vote. hit 'em with a rubber band. wet willie. ever since he was convicted of -- again -- 34 felonies, trump has played the victim. he claims that him paying off a porn star was somehow joe biden's idea. and he was asked about his conviction last night on "hannity." >> people are claiming you want retribution. would you do that ever? >> look, what's happened to me has never happened in this country before. and it has to stop, because -- >> wait a minute. i want to hear it again. it has to stop? >> well, it does have to stop. i would have every right to go after them. >> stephen: "i would. what they have done is horrible and has to stop. which is why i can do it, too. as jesus says in the bible, 'if a man strike you

on the cheek, hulk smash.'" [cheers and applause] he smash. don't make jesus angry. you wouldn't like it. i'd still love you but you wouldn't like me. jesus said that. you can look it up. he will still love you. trump suggested that americans put aside their differences and love one another like they do at that famous pacifist organization, the ufc. >> you know what when i watched, it was very -- some of the fighters, two in particular, hated their opponent. and this went on for months, and the fight was broadcast out and they announced the fight, and the hatred was real. it was the real deal. these people have -- they have a lot of hatred, and they hated -- and then the fight ended and they are hugging and kissing in the ring. they're down, sitting on the -- they're hugging and kissing.

>> stephen: i know it sounds unlikely, but remember what mma stands for. mwah, mwah, awww. [applause] also, leave it to a guy who bankrupted a casino to not understand how fight promotion works. "get this. a week before the fight, both guys had to meet at the weigh in and i thought, 'uh-oh, they're gonna kill each other.' but they ended up just taking pictures with logan paul's energy drink. makes your skin hurt." hannity asked trump about the issue of drugs crossing the southern border, and trump waxed poetic about the dangers of addiction. >> i say that to people, with your children, they ask me, what do you think, with children, what do you tell them? i say no drugs, no alcohol, i also say no cigarettes. don't have the cigarettes. don't have cigarettes. don't have them. i have friends, they can't stop smoking. >> stephen: powerful.

powerful words. reminds me of nancy reagan's famous psa: just say no drugs. no alcohol. just also say no cigarettes. don't have the cigarettes. don't have the cigarettes. don't have them. i have friends. they can't stop smoking. [applause] trump has been claiming everywhere that joe biden is weaponizing the justice department, turning it into the joestapo. railroading his opponents on a fascist acela led by commandant choo-choo-ssolini! of course, that is slightly undercut by the fact that biden does not control the new york state court system, and that the department of justice is actually presently prosecuting democratic congressman henry cuellar, investigating missouri democrat

cori bush, and is presently trying biden's son hunter because he allegedly lied on a gun purchase form when he said he wasn't using drugs. wait a second. it's against the law to buy guns while using drugs? okay, so who's gonna arrest florida? [cheers and applause] one big cuff? plus, if biden was really pulling the strings, maybe he would have stopped the doj from prosecuting new jersey democrat and business bilbo, robert menendez. senator menendez is currently on trial in new york, where he and his wife, nadine, are accused of accepting gold bars, cash, a mercedes convertible, and mortgage payments in exchange for using political influence to enrich and protect three new jersey businessmen. now, i know what you're thinking when you hear "new jersey businessmen." [laughter] but we actually have a statement from one of these executives. >> everybody immediately assumes you're mobbed up. it's a stereotype,

and it's offensive. [laughter] >> stephen: menendez's defense strategy has been to blame his wife, a move known in legal circles as "the alito." menendez's lawyers claim he did not have a key to his wife's locked closet, where investigators discovered envelopes of cash and gold bars, adding, "they lived separate lives." yes, they're two different people. it's like that old book, "men are from mars, women keep a locked closet full of gold." now, allegedly... you ever read that book? allegedly menendez pressured regulatory officials to stand back after one of his cronies was granted the sole right to certify that meat exported to egypt from the united states conformed to islamic dietary requirements. this whole story will be covered on the new crime drama, "halal & order: shwarma victims unit."

>> kabob. >> stephen: all this led one official to call menendez a villain in an egyptian meat controversy. and you do not want to be the villain in an egyptian meat controversy. or, for that matter, the hero in an egyptian meat controversy. i'd just stay clear of controversial meat in general. now, we're learning the fbi got the scoop on the menendezes back in 2019 by spying on them meeting the egyptian businessmen at the morton's steakhouse a few blocks from the white house. a steakhouse is a pretty public place to break the law, but i guess menendez was willing to brisket! [mooing] i don't know. i don't know why i'm looking over here.

one of menendez's attorneys has claimed there was nothing suspicious about this dinner because "the senator was a regular at the steakhouse, going there 250 nights out of the year. 250 nights a year at morton's steakhouse! the judge can skip the sentencing, because what's happening to his colon is cruel and unusual punishment. for what it's worth, the fbi seemed to enjoy the operation. when a prosecutor asked one of the agents whether they had eaten during the stakeout, she replied, "i sure did. it was good, too." the judge then interjected, "i hope the f.b.i. paid for your meal," to which the agent replied "oh, yes, sir, they did." the agents got a free meal? i guess that's why it's called... a steak out! [mooing] [cheers and applause] oh, this is important.

if you see people hoarding condoms at the cvs this weekend, these aren't just your average condom collectors. because yesterday, senate republicans blocked a bill to protect access to contraception. senate republicans are hypocrites. how can they pretend to be so puritanical when we've all seen the mitch mcconnell sex tape? [cheers and applause] [laughter] you're welcome.l you're welcome. you're welcome. blocking federal access to contraception isn't just dumb, it's also wildly unpopular. recent polls say 80% of voters said access to contraception was deeply important to them. the other 20% are your high school boyfriend who says condoms don't work anyway. and you can't get pregnant in a hot tub. that's just science. the democrats brought this bill in response to a threat to privacy rights posed by the supreme court and to get republicans on the record

over contraception. to mark the occasion, the advocacy group americans for contraception unveiled a 20-foot inflatable iud outside union station in d.c. pretty neat, would have been even cooler if it danced around like those guys at the car wash. "you're going to feel a slight pinch." we got a great show for you tonight! whoo! my guest is julia louis-dreyfus! and then a performance by hozier. but when we come back, "meanwhile!" join us, won't you? ♪ ♪ >> announcer: "the late show with stephen colbert" sponsored by always ultra thins with rapid dry technology that absorbs two times faster than the leading store brands.

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you know i spend most of my time right over there in the news workshop, sourcing the day's finest, most topical story mahogany, rosewood, and ebony, and hand-carving it& into an elegant giltwood frame then adding tufted foliate upholstery, and a shield-shaped back all supported by tapered carved gilt legs with scrolls, fluting, and ribbon details to create for you the elegant yet timeless 18th=century louis xvi porter's balloon hood chair that is my monologue. but sometimes, just sometimes, folks, after fighting over a hammock with a raccoon in a landfill, i grab a rusty hubcap off an abandoned '78 impala and slap it onto some busted ski poles, then park my keister on the tetanus-vector peasant stool of news that is my segment... >> "meanwhile!" [cheers and applause] >> stephen: right there. cannot be denied. unstoppable force, immovable object. meanwhile, in newborn news, the website "babycenter"

has released their five biggest baby name trends of 2024 so far, with some of the most popular being from movies like "dune," with the name chani rising more than 3,300 spots. but there are still surprisingly few babies this year named "anus-faced sandworm." meanwhile, goldfish crackers have debuted a new flavor: "spicy dill pickle." perfect for anyone saying "i love pickles, i just wish they were dustier." dusty pickle, by the way, that was my stripper name. old dusty pickle. meanwhile, the world's best restaurant awards were handed out last night, and the winner is disfrutar, a fine dining place in barcelona, which was

announced during a gala ceremony in las vegas, featuring chefs from around the globe in what is known as "the oscars of global fine dining." it was a wonderful evening until will smith slapped chris rock. i don't know why. i do not know why. disfrutar is hailed for its "imaginative and playful dishes executed with technical mastery, such as the caviar-filled panchino doughnut." very nice, but here in america, i'll have you know we already happen to have a restaurant called "doon-keen" that stuffs donuts with pumpkin pie filling. [boston accent] the caviar of worcester. meanwhile... meanwhile, dr pepper is now as popular as pepsi. [cheers and applause] in a related story, mr. pibb and rc cola could not

be reached for comment after what authorities are calling "a grisly murder-suicide." [laughter] meanwhile, there's a new trend in tinsel town, because "hot rodent" men have become hollywood's sexiest heartthrobs, featuring actors with so-called "unusual features," like barry keoghan, kieran culkin, and jeremy allen white. oh, yes. yes, yes. jeremy allen white has such unusual features, like abs where his stomach should be and eyes like bottomless wells of cleansing light. you know, rodent. as for why the rat men are now hot, trendspotters say that the tennis movie "challengers" is largely responsible for the new dating trend, thanks to leading stars mike faist and josh o'connor having "hot rodent" qualities. explains the movie's full title:

"challengers of traditional societal beauty standards. jk, these guys are hot as hell and this trend is totally manufactured. also, where's the threesome? we were promised a threesome!" where's the threesome? where's the... meanwhile, domino's says it's using ai to make pizzas "before people order them." just like the plot of my favorite sci-fi movie, "pie-nority report." according to domino's ceo, "we make pizzas before people order them. you start your order online and at some point, our algorithm figures out you're ready to order and we start making them." the algorithm is so powerful that now domino's pizza tracker also tells you the exact date and time of your death. we'll be right back with julia louis-dreyfus! ♪ ♪

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of old christine," and "veep." she now stars in the film "tuesday." please welcome a national treasure, julia louis-dreyfus. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [cheering] >> julia: thank you. [cheering] you can take a nap. >> stephen: a short one. lovely to see you again. >> julia: hello! it's lovely to be here, it is in fact. i adore you so i'm happy to be here.

>> stephen: i adore you too. i'm very lucky to be your friend and it's nice to see your creative friends do things they've never done before. one of the things i admire about you is you are always challenging yourself with new things including your very popular podcast "wiser than me" which i will have america notice won the 2024 webby for podcast of the year. [cheers and applause] come on. you made it. >> julia: i made it. i hit the big time. >> stephen: like all webby acceptance speeches, they can only be five words. can you share what your acceptance speech was? >> julia: are we on cbs? >> stephen: it's cool. >> julia: listen to old ladies mother [bleep] >> stephen: i'm not smart part of that will be bleeped but a little bit of it. that last word is one word? >> julia: 100%. and it's plural. take that to your grammar class. >> stephen: ready to get the idea for the series?

why did you want to do it? >> julia: i got the idea because i saw this extraordinary documentary on jane fonda. did you see that? i was really blown away by it, the scope of her life and her experience and the variety of things that she had done and it got me thinking wow, you know we never hear from old women. we don't. we hear from old men. sorry, we do. we don't really hear from old women and their wisdom. and i thought, i need to hear from old women. [applause] i personally do. and so that is the conceit for these conversations. i sit at the feet of these wise older women and i get their insight, their wisdom from the front lines of life. >> stephen: and any wisdom that's stuck with you? how have you been in wise send? >> julia: oh, god, how long is this show? for real. for example, ruth reichel said

you need to keep trying things that scare you, which was particularly amazing because doing the podcast scared the hell out of me and i took that to heart. we recently had julie andrews on. >> stephen: dame julie andrews. >> julia: pardon me. i didn't say dame. >> stephen: what a delightful person to talk to. >> julia: indeed. >> stephen: now you are a podcast host. you interview people for one of your jobs but you're also guest, like there is you right there. >> julia: look at it. you want me to interview now? >> stephen: or you could just do the show. if you wanted to come and you could do the show and i would just take a brief nap. that would be just lovely. >> julia: no, no. >> stephen: want to like more a question or being over there or being the interviewer? >> julia: i like it here. >> stephen: why? i used two like it over there.

>> julia: it's not that i don't like what i'm doing but it's the specific subject matter that intrigues me. but really i'm an actor and that's my first love, first and foremost. like, i love it. i do. >> stephen: point the camera at me. >> julia: at me! [laughs] >> stephen: we are going to take a quick break here but we'll be right back with more julia louis-dreyfus, everybody. . ♪ ♪ with wegovy®, i lost 35 pounds. and some lost over 46 pounds. ♪ ♪ and i'm keeping the weight off. wegovy® helps you lose weight and keep it off. i'm reducing my risk. wegovy® is the only fda-approved weight-management medicine that's proven to reduce risk of major cardiovascular events in adults with known heart disease and with either obesity or overweight. wegovy® shouldn't be used with semaglutide

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>> stephen: hey, that's julia louis-dreyfus right there. i'm stephen colbert and this is "the late show." one of the strengths about friendship is my jealousy of your talent. >> julia: perfect. that's just the way i like to have my friends feel. >> stephen: a little angry at you all the time. because not only, are you just a world-class comedic talent but you're a brilliant dramatic actress which you are doing more and more of these days including the new film "tuesday" which is a beautiful but heartbreaking story. tell the folks what "tuesday" is about. >> julia: "tuesday" is a film that is a a 24 film i made a couple years back and i play woman named zora who has teenage daughter who is terminally ill. and death calms to their house

in the form of a macaw. i know you think it's funny but it's like adult fairy tale magical realism. it is from that point they journey. and negotiate and come to terms with her situation, her daughter's situation, with the help of death, believe it or not. i know that sounds bizarre because it is. but it's a very -- it's fantastical and it's got gorgeous animation and an extraordinary first-time director, daina oniunas-pusic. wonderful woman, great actor lola petticrew plays my

daughter. i highly recommend. it's definitely not like anything i've done before. >> stephen: we have a clip here. we have a clear pure where you're talking to her daughter who is named tuesday. nickname tuesday. what -- i've seen it. i've almost recovered. what do you think people need to know? >> julia: well, in this scene that yo're about to see, my character has come to a realization about how she needs to prevent her parenting of her own daughter during this part of her life. >> stephen: jim. >> i don't know what i am without you. who i am without you. i don't know what the world is without you in it. i have absolutely no idea.

and because of that, i think -- i don't know. i was scared. i was fighting for my own life. but i love you so much more than me. and this is your life. and from now on, um, we are going to do what's best for you. [applause] >> stephen: it's a brilliant performance. i'm just curious as someone who spent their life just knocking it out of the park with comedy, are there similar muscles for what doing here? tell me. what's your process here as opposed to the work you've done most of your career? >> julia: well, to tell you

the truth, at the risk of sounding really actory, there is -- comedy and drama are very much the same in the sense that you really have to come at the work from a truthful place. i guess of course tone can be different but if the work you're doing is grounded in honesty, in a real kernel of truth, it's the same. and i think, you know, you can't fake comedy. in my view, you can't fake it. >> stephen: you know if it's working, the audience makes a sound out of their mouth. >> julia: that was it right there. >> julia: with drama. >> julia: with drama, i think there's a little more wiggle room. however, however that's just my personal opinion. but i do believe that there are, it's very similar.

i went to, i found things about this character and this experience this woman was going through and i found a way to find my way into it. i don't know. that sounds like i've gone insane probably. >> stephen: not at all. not at all. the film deals with so many deep emotions. grief, death, losing a child. >> julia: acceptance. >> stephen: acceptance of grief and acceptance of loss which is the only way to get through grief is acceptance. denial is a dead-end. what is it like as a performer? it must be exhausting to do this. how did the director, for lack of a better word, protect you or give you the space that you needed to do this work? >> julia: she's a very tenderhearted person insensitive, daina is, our director. she worked hard to make sure that she was respectful, it was a very quiet set. it was a very reduced set. not a lot of crew onset.

and we just work hard to get to that brutally difficult place. there are a number of scenes that are rough. but i think we did it. and it took a few days to recover. i had to call home a lot. >> stephen: that's lovely. >> julia: i was in location. we were shooting it in london i was on my own. >> stephen: calling home to brad or your kids? >> julia: everybody. >> stephen: everybody would pick up. >> julia: please somebody answer the phone. >> stephen: as you said death comes in the form of this bird. if you met death, what would you want to ask death? >> julia: well, first of all, i would ask if maybe it could come back another time. [applause] >> stephen: a little busy right now. >> julia: it's not super convenient. but then i guess i'd want to know if there was, like, a good place to eat. [laughter] >> stephen: are there snacks?

>> julia: exactly. what would you ask death? >> stephen: i actually had a dream where i died and i'm in the afterlife. it's not like heaven, it's just the afterlife. it was like a european beach resort, not that nice. you know what i mean? a lot of rocky shores and a lot of striped awnings. i just remember, going, is there diet coke? and there wasn't. there wasn't. >> julia: so you were in hell. >> stephen: or purgatory at least premier to take a quick break. don't go anywhere. we'll be back with more julia louis-dreyfus, everybody. stick around. with whole meat and veggies. it's not dry food. it's not wet food. it's just real food. it's an idea whose time has come. [man grunting] ♪ “kariye pyar” by nahid akhtar ♪ ♪

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plus, ask how to get up to an $800 prepaid card. call today! >> stephen: hey, everybody. we're back with the start of the new film "tuesday," julia louis-dreyfus. the bird itself, i would imagine for the character it's a little unusual to be meeting death. it's a little scary. >> julia: for my character? yeah. it's super scary. >> stephen: have yourself be scared by animals in the real world? >> julia: yes, i have been. i had a number of [laughs] altercations with animals. yes. years and years and years ago, brad and i were on a boat. believe it or not it was like a scientific experiment boat. we were in the bahamas and i was in the water and i was far away from the boat and we were

studying dolphins. all of a sudden brad comes to the bow of the boat and says i don't want you to panic but there's a shark in the water and you need to come back now. and i did. i just found the latter to the boat and kept my eyes on it and tried not to panic and flail around and swim smooth lead to latter. it was a 13-foot bull shark, it was huge. >> stephen: bull sharks will eat you. >> julia: correct, correct. >> stephen: it's not like white tip chart or reef shark. they were serious. what was the scientific expedition? >> julia: [laughs] oh, god. >> stephen: podcast and scientific expeditions. >> julia: it was something, the oceanic society, if i'm remembering correctly. it was quite a while ago that i gave it as a gift to brad for hs birthday and we went. yeah, so that was cool. then we had another thing happen. we have the time for me to tell

it? >> stephen: always. >> julia: this time we were actually in peru in the rainforest. also another sort of echo type situation. and boy, we were walking back to our little, whatever they were calling it. it was at night and i felt something on my leg i went oh, my god, what is that. brad says oh, it's fine. i'm sure it's nothing. don't worry about it. god, that really felt -- can we go back into the room. relieving the next day. we go to the bathroom purely bend over to start to brush our teeth and i swear to the lord jesus, brad is bent over. there is a tarantula this big on the back of his t-shirt and i went oh, my god! there's a tarantula on your back! he stood up and just goes... and he tore his t-shirt in half.

he hulked out. >> stephen: i would rather find a shark on my back. >> julia: exactly. maybe. that happened. it's endless with me. >> stephen: yes. but i'm afraid not with me. >> julia: [laughs] >> stephen: julia, thank you so much for being here. the film "tuesday" is in select theaters tomorrow and opens nationwide june 14th. julia louis-dreyfus, everybody! we'll be right back with a performance by hozier.

>> stephen: performing his number one single "too sweet", ladies and gentlemen, hozier. [cheers and applause] ♪ ♪ [clapping] ♪ it can't be said ♪ ♪ i'm an early bird ♪ ♪ it's ten o'clock ♪ ♪ before i say a word ♪ ♪ baby, i can never tell ♪

♪ how do you sleep so well? ♪ ♪ you keep telling me ♪ ♪ to live right ♪ ♪ to go to bed ♪ ♪ before the daylight ♪ ♪ but then you wake up ♪ ♪ for the sunrise ♪ ♪ you know you don't gotta ♪ ♪ pretend, baby, now and then ♪ ♪ don't you just wanna wake up ♪ ♪ dark as a lake? ♪ ♪ smelling like a bonfire ♪ ♪ lost in a haze? ♪ ♪ if you're drunk on life ♪ ♪ babe ♪ ♪ i think it's great ♪ ♪ but while in this world ♪ ♪ i think i'll take ♪ ♪ mywhiskey neat ♪ ♪ my coffee black ♪ ♪ and my bed at three ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ i take my whiskey neat ♪ ♪ my coffee black ♪ ♪ and my bed at three ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪

♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh ♪ ♪ i aim low ♪ ♪ i aim true ♪ ♪ and the ground's where i go ♪ ♪ i work late ♪ ♪ where i'm free ♪ ♪ from the phone ♪ ♪ and the job gets done ♪ ♪ but you worry some, i know ♪ ♪ but who wants to ♪ ♪ live forever, babe? ♪ ♪ you treat your mouth ♪ ♪ as if it's heaven's gate ♪ ♪ the rest of you ♪ ♪ like you're the tsa ♪ ♪ i wish i could ♪ ♪ go along, babe ♪ ♪ don't get me wrong ♪ ♪ you know you're bright ♪ ♪ as the morning ♪ ♪ as soft as the rain ♪ ♪ pretty as a vine ♪

♪ as sweet as a grape ♪ ♪ if you can sit in a barrel ♪ ♪ maybe i'll wait ♪ ♪ until that day ♪ ♪ i'd rather take ♪ ♪ my whiskey neat ♪ ♪ my coffee black ♪ ♪ and my bed at three ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ i take my whiskey neat ♪ ♪ my coffee black ♪ ♪ and my bed at three ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh, oh ♪

♪ whoa, oh-oh, oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh ♪ ♪ oh-oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh ♪ ♪ whoa, oh-oh, oh ♪ ♪ i take my whiskey neat ♪ ♪ my coffee black ♪ ♪ and my bed at three ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ ♪ you're too sweet for me ♪ [cheers and applause] >> stephen: yeah! thank you so much. hozier, everybody! he's currently on his tour. it is sold out! stick around for taylor tomlinson! good night!